Types of BTS Stans
Seokjin (Jin) stans:
Dying slowly on the inside
#WWH4LIFE
About completely done with Seokjin
But can't live without him
Has a personal mental treasure trove of Jin selcas
Sarcastic in the best way possible
Drama watcher (obviously)
Yoongi (Suga) stans:
Cat lovers
Secret perverts with a sarcastic attitude
That one 'I-will-end-the-world' friend
Seem chill and sweet but once you meet them you will scream every waking moment with them
Someone to be scared of, but they have a heart of gold
Hoseok (J-Hope) stans:
Literal stars; brighten and liven up everyone's day
"Can I quickly simp over Hoseok's everything?"
Kings/Queens of hyperventilating and freaking out
Easily feel attacked
Look innocent, and are innocent (or maybe not. . .)
They'll fangirl/fanboy with anyone
Cutest hobbies and personality
Namjoon (RM) stans:
Strong, independent people who are secretly soft
Smart af, and goofy af
A mixture of perfect and 'what-the-actual-fuck'
Thinking about Namjoon 24/7
"Omg that's him, do yOU SEE HIM OMFG"
hyping Namjoon up for everything he does
Fangirls/fanboys alongside Jungkook
Hating antis and loving armys
Jimin stans:
they look cute and innocent (but are dirty minded af stay away)
Thinks about Jimin at least 69 hours a week
Can make anyone feel loved and special/the ideal memers
Cinnamon rolls than can kill you if obligated in a scenario where there friend is threatened
"protect tHEM AT ALL COSTS"
just like jimin, they are angels
goes batshit crazy over ANY content with jimin-ah
Jimin to them, is a omnipresent being to whom we are not worthy
Taehyung (V) stans:
literally the funniest/smartest/prettiest people to be around
that one 'life of the party/everyone's bestie' friend
fantasize about Taehyung constantly (never wake anyone V stan from their dreams, it's dangerous)
Passionate about BTS
Always are protective of their friends
A-Class simps that non-armys have to learn to be
Question the motive to live life and suddenly remember Kim Taehyung and BTS
Jungkook stans:
Are able to build a 100 shrines a day with the mental images of Jungkook on their brain
Thinking about any nickname Jungkook has and associates it with everything
"hAVE YOU SEEN HIS FCKING TATTOOS-"
Have never chilled a day in their life/unable to understand the concept of chill
Have willpower to talk about Jungkook till the end of time
Innocent and dirty at the same time
Easily impressed and proud of Jungkook for just breathing
Can't get enough of ANYTHING
there's no joke they won't understand
OT7 stans:
Literally every army. No matter which bias. Just-
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one of my beloved friends (very autism) was in.. not denial but ignorance sounds mean. but that abt themself last time you brought up the raads r test so i sent it to the gc (full of autism) and they were like psh. fake test no one could get below 100. they know now but i think about it so much
The thing is. When you take the autism test. And you see your score is in the 100 to 160 range. You think. Oh this is probably the middle? Middle autism. Tinge of autism. Your relatives calling you bright but shy autism. Just a whiff of autism. And then you see the score ranges. And you go. This test is lying to me there is absolutely no way the majority of people score under 65. The 65 number is such a low cutoff and so many of these experiences are clearly universal a score under 65 is something they made up in a lab. People who score under 65 are obviously scoring just under that mark from 59 to 64 and they’re also obviously lying or purposely misrepresenting their experiences as less severe than they are. And then you find out there are real people who get a 20 or 30 or 7 on it. And you go. Ah
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I think it's inevitable that a certain group of people will take Orym's statement about not being able to put down the lens he see the world through as further proof that his perspective is subjective and therefore untrustworthy as it applies to the Vanguard, but imo it serves as a stronger indictment toward those who are able to view the Vanguard as anything other than awful and predatory and murderous. Other people have the luxury of being able to see this through another lens if they so want to--Orym cannot. Because once a group like this has murdered your family, for the sake of a practice run no less, a test, it is impossible to view the situation in any other way. He is walking proof of the harm that the Vanguard does. His loved ones have been deemed "necessary collateral damage." His lens is not one that can or should be set aside in the assessment of the Vanguard, because if they are willing to commit such heinous crimes and excuse them as necessary collateral for ends that are so uncertain, then they are fundamentally not an organization that can be reasoned with or even should be sympathized with
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