#he really makes it too easy to bully him fr

[overchromatic]

He turned into a fucking onion for his joker arc 😭

#pokemon #pokemon scarlet and violet #pkmn sv #rival kieran #the indigo disk #fanart #sketch #im sorry kieran baby you look like a fucking doofus #he really makes it too easy to bully him fr

[lunarfleur]

Earth 42! Miles Morales Datings Hcs

Tagging: @juneberrie @sluggmuffin

Warnings:Mentions of his job as the prowler

A/N: I’m literally in love with him help

This is x gender neutral reader!

This boy is not your sugar daddy. Be fr.

Does he have extra cash? Yeah.

But he’s not your sugar daddy. That is a child.

He’s honestly not that different from Earth 1610! Miles, he’s just been through a lot more shit

He’s still a dork, deep down.

But let’s get the inevitabilities out of the way

Spanish nicknames, for sure. I don’t speak Spanish, but it’d just be the ones everyone in the community thinks he would use 😭

As well as baby and babe.

This boy is a hugger in every universe

He would never openly say, “I need a hug.” But, he’d pull you in or bury his face in your neck

It gets the point across

I think for both versions of Miles, he keeps his room clean for you

His mom always gets on him for it, so it’s just habit to have his room clean

Picking up any and all dirty clothes, vacuuming, dusting, that kind of thing.

It’s typically clean anyways, but he makes sure it’s as clean as possible for you

Movie nights whenever he doesn’t get called into work. You’re tucked against him. One arm is around your shoulder, the other hand is rested comfortably on your thigh.

This boy loves loves loves forehead kisses, both giving and receiving

A lot of times he gives them as apologies

He couldn’t make a date, so he’s kissing your forehead after kissing your lips and apologizing so so genuinely

But you give him one? He’s dying.

You’re in his lap, and you just *mwah?*

He’s a goner

Let’s be honest, he’s young and in love. You make him excited.

Make out sessions are both common and enjoyable

He knows not to take too far, of course, but he can’t help but love on you

But make outs are never for public

He’s not ashamed of PDA, but he doesn’t think anyone else should see something so intimate.

But he’ll kiss you, hold your hand, leave his arm around your shoulders, and basically all the other toned down displays of affection

The only people that are afraid of him are the ones who have caused problems with him

He’s lived in New York all his life. A lot of kids know him. A lot of kids know that he just changed after he lost his dad

The ignorant ones start fights with him. The ignorant ones lose fights with him.

Because this boy can scrap

He’s not really some big, bad bully who runs his school or whatever

He sticks to being a loner, with the exception of you.

He still maintains good grades and behavior and all that

He doesn’t really get in trouble for fighting because he’s never the one who starts it

It’s self defense, you know?

There’s only 3 people in his life that he genuinely cares about: You, his mom, and his uncle.

Of course, he wants you to meet them

So he brings you home one day

And, luckily for you, they’re both easy to get along with

But he’s okay with not meeting your family

If you don’t want him to, he doesn’t have to

Fights with him go one of two ways, depending on the severity of the situation.

A:It’s a very serious, tense discussion. He doesn’t put any distance between you two, maybe holding your hand or keeping his knee touching yours. He speaks carefully and he listens to you.

This Miles doesn’t yell. Not at you, not at his mom, basically never.

B: You two give each other space. He makes sure you’re home safely, leaving you with a kiss on the forehead, before giving both of you time to calm down and think everything over.

And then once you two are ready, you talk things over and he apologizes. This leads to soft make outs and/or cuddles.

But we all know he’s The Prowler

He’s not a villain, necessarily. He doesn’t kill people for the fun of it. He kills people who deserve it. Criminals, people who have genuinely hurt others.

He didn’t wait too long to tell you, actually.

It was only a month or two.

He liked you, genuinely, and it shocked him to his core. He knew his job would put distance between you two. He didn’t want that. Miles wanted things with you to go right.

He told you cautiously, and made sure to explain what he did and why.

It made sense, it really did. And he made sure to keep you away from it all.

It was hard to handle at first, but eventually you came to terms with it.

He was honestly terrified that you’d be scared of him. He’s still a kid, remember.

Sometimes, he gets called in and can’t make a date.

But Miles hates it and makes damn good sure he makes it up to you

He keeps tabs of everything he’s missed

He’s a sweetheart, honestly.

He gives you things, like gifts and his clothes and full access to his room

And he’s always making sure you’re in the best of moods

You’re crying? He’s doing everything he can to fix it.

Miles isn’t a bad boyfriend, it just takes some time to understand him.

#across the spiderverse #earth 42 miles morales #earth 42 miles morales x reader #miles morales

[anakinniesluv]

How The Avatar Kids Would Act When They Have A Crush On You <3

Includes: neteyam, loak, kiri, aonung

Neteyam;

He would be so cute bro

Little glances, asking you to fly w hik often, that type cute stuff

You guys have probably been friends for a good amount of time so nobody thinks anything of it

ALWAYS close to you

I mean ALWAYS.

Sitting beside you during meals, sharing an ikran with you, having a sleeping mat near yours, etc.

He would show you the cool places his dad tells him about

He would be super scared to confess

He can handle his dad getting disappointed in him, but not you.

His tail would swish around you

His siblings make it SO OBVIOUS smh

Like stop exposing him or he is boutta burst

You know that FOUL side eye he has?

Yeah, he gives that to anyone that has any romantic interest in you

Scaring them away

Still doesn't confess tho... pussy

He would muster up the courage to confess if he gets signals you like him back

Would be SO SURPRISED when you kiss him

He's an idiot

Lo'ak;

Hoe tries to impress you so hard 😭

Like you are NOT iron man you needa chill

"Look [name]!! I got a gun!!" Get back into the air before either I or someone else shoots you.

He always find the coolest stuff to give to you

Like in awa'atlu you go out swimming and he somehow finds the most ethereal, best looking shell you could imagine

Like... how?

He wouldn't really think you'd like him, in his mind he is the least important out of his family.

His dad is Toruk Makto, his mother is palulukan Makto, his brother is future Olo'eyktan, his sister is literally eywas daughter, and we'll tuk is a child.

He so wrong tho!!

Since he has his dad's features, he would subtly try and get you to call his dad attractive.

Ur getting dragged into his mischief.

You've ended up hanging upside down on a vine from a large tree multiple times.

Neteyam saves u tho 🙏🙏

You would have to confess bro

Or like you would both "confess" by just kissing?? Idk man

Kiri would be holder of gossip from BOTH of you

She's sick of it fr

So happy when you finally get together so she doesn't have to deal w ur pining

Kiri;

She's so introverted aw it is imagine her having a crush on you??

She would barely be able to talk to you.

If you guys were already close before she started liking you, than she's even more warm n clingy but drill a little flustered

How could you like someone like her? She's the weirdest out of her family

That's what goes through her mind

She's such a starer.

MAKE HER A FLOWER CROWN DHSHDVEHSU

She would enjoy doing your hair since hers is quite short

Would make sure she is the one tending to you when you're hurt

You love it too

If you're an extrovert, she admires your outgoingness and how easy it is for anyone to talk to you.

If yours introverted, she enjoys having you to herself most times because you usually aren't hanging out with others

Whoever is taller is always teasing the short one

Would confess through writing

Maybe a letter, or even writing something subtly on something she makes/gives to you

Ao'nung;

Bullies you.

All I really have to say

Hard-core makes fun of you

Doesn't attack you in ways he knows will actually hurt tho

Bro is always staring at you

If you catch him and ask why he will literally be so defensive

"I wasn't staring at your fish face!" We literally look almost the same but alr...

Would get so flustered if you were to help out with his family

It's so cute

Begs his sister to make him sound cool to you

UR NOT GONNA SOUND COOL IF UR STILL HARDCORE BULLYING ME BRO

Would whisper something that suggests he likes you in your ear

Probably something about kissing

If you reciprocate the actions than he'll confess after

He's a big meanie

#fanfic #avatar fanfiction #fanfiction #avatar twow #neteyam #neteyam sully #neyeyam x reader #neteyam sully x reader #loak sully #loak fanfiction #loak x reader #loak sully x reader #neteyam fanfiction #kiri sully #kiri fanfiction #kiri sully x reader #aonung #aonung x reader #aonung fanfiction

[yazthebansheek]

Jason the toymaker headcanons✨

lil’ motherfuckin’ perfectionist up in this B.

In a relationship with Candy Pop, because I say so mfer. SMN.

gets angered/frustrated hella easy.

hes gotta have at least a little bit of a British accent man….lets be so fr….

he needs sleep desperately but bro just don’t do that shitttt

Bro bullies Nathan. Change my mind.

bro can’t go a day without fighting Puppeteer like an angry Chihuahua💀

Closted Pansexual because his father was homophobic as shit.

Makes dresses for Sally.

doesn’t really like sweet stuff….except Candy Pop 😏

his homie is Laughing Jack fr

he hoards shit like he lives in a bunker in the apocalypse bro, but he will clean anything else istg.

this man tastes and smells like dust fr wtf

he’s over 100 years old🤗😘

very rarely will anyone see him cry…unless he’s absolutely shitly stressed and just is done with everything he will start crying like a new born baby bro.

he's 6’3

he secretly does have a heart, just for certain people.

He/him.

Ben won’t stop calling him “Jason derulo” and it gets him so fucking pissed bro💀😔

Is actually friends with Jeff the killer, it’s just that they don’t know each other that well.

He’s a fashionista bitches.

Gossip king fr fr.

way too confident in himself sometimes.

only talks about the good sides of himself and not the bad sides.

He knows Julius the Dressmaker ofc, who do you think he is lmao?

a little salty ass bitch ngl.

He wears corsets. Change my fucking mind.

Will cry like a little bitch boy when his victims actually get away lmao💀💀💀

That’s all I got rn ngl. If I come up with more I’ll update this, gn pookie.<3

#creepypasta #creepypasta fandom #candy pop crp #candy pop #jason the toymaker #creepypasta headcanon #jason the toymaker headcanon

[kunoimochi]

Can you list your ocs types? Both male and female if that doesn't bothering you

Ok this is long so please take your time reading it :3 a lil bit warning tho it have a um very unique content so

Oh and i skip the 5th grade male characters since i already answered this kind of question for them before, i also didn't add the oc's with ninjutsu gakuen since um i can't think one for them 😭

4th grade

- fukuko Oishi

Ofc we all know fukuko she probably want to end up with someone who have a pretty hair but other than that fukuko unconsciously always attracted to a man who treat her badly as she once before have a crush to her bully. But this is not always the case, someone who good at making her laugh or feel embarrassed will work to, for example Mikagu and yes she once have a crush on him not knowing that Hiiragi is in secret relationship with him since they're 1th grade. Knowing fukuko gonna end up with nadare really tell alot about her type actually as nadare is a mix of mikagu and fukuko old bully, nadare probably the first guy that fukuko confess to (and probably the first one that rejected her and accept her in the end)

- Hiiragi kure

Hiiragi type probably the same as fukuko except for the bully part since she's easy to kick people ass no one dare to bully her, she sometimes give a tsundere ish personality to someone who easily and love teasing her. She always have fantasy about end up with a prince or a cool samurai make her have a very high standards. Her end game is Mikagu and we all know mikagu doesn't have the characteristic features of a prince or a cool samurai obviously but he have the gentleman and overprotective personality towards Hiiragi make her feel safe so she's still love him anyway even though she think that Mikagu is very stupid.

5th grade

- ameko Isa

Ame really hate boys, have something to do with her backstory make very dislike someone her age. Because of her hatred towards boys she really gard to attracted to someone and not the type have that her teenage romance. She's probably someone who have a daddy issues, she always attracted to someone FAR older than her. Have history flirting with male teachers in yahiko gakuen, it's not like the teachers pay attention to her tho. Like someone who take care of her and doesn't show affection in public. But just because of her daddy issues doesn't mean she can't end up with someone her age, she need a partner that can show her proper care and very mature is already good enough.

- Asahina Isa

Unlike her sister Asa doesn't hold hatred towards boys her age because of her mindset 'not all the men is the same'. She like pretty man because it's very nice to look at pretty face every morning. Very easily falling in love to someone who show her a lil bit of affection since she's so desperate for love. She's the type that run away from home with a man she barely knew (give a vibe like anna from frozen fr). She want someone who honest and genuinely like her, someone who is independent are good too because she's secretly very dependent women.

6th grade

- Risshū Anzai

Risshū really love pretty girls (i mean who don't girls are really pretty) he's are the type of guy who go with the flow since he's doesn't have a clear type in his mind. But he will list feature that he hope his partner have for example; someone who good at cooking, have a very good humor, calm, kind etc... You know the good characteristic but he's unconsciously attracted to intimidating women, someone who give him the scary glare whenever they're having a fight (it's turned him on–) probably try to rizz his female enemies.

- harukaze Eto

Yep pervert man have a questionable type very well– but anyway, harukaze mentioned he like a women who tied het hair up in ponytail styles. Someone who athletic is extra point because athletic women probably have a lot of energy(?). Someone who shy is also good so he can teasing them anytime. But harukaze being himself is not very choosy because in his eyes all women have their own quality so he doesn't care who he's end up with.

- Maori date

A very simple guy, as long that person know when they need to leave him alone and be there when he's need attention he doesn't ask much. His love language probably quality time and gift giving. Love independent women, he say independent women usually have a very unique personality. Since he's always a goody goof ball and have a personality of golden retriever someone who act like black cat probably suit him, he just want to make his partner happy. Oh yeah one more thing someone who good at massaging since he always have a back problem.

- Roufuu Goto

This guy get a long with harukaze very well because of 'certain' reason. Let's be honest here this both get along because of their type and kink's. Roufuu really love soft spoken women, someone who polite and have a good attitude. Like long hair women since he love to play and decorate people hair (or he just one to pull them). Even though his personality and interest is very feminine, he have a very masculine mindset so he really love someone who dependent with him.

- Raiyuu Hori

I don't think this narcissist man will ever got a partner but oh well, the type of girl Raiyuu want in his mind probably like a traditional wife you know what i mean, someone who can cook and stuff. But he also like someone shine brighter than him, someone who is talented, selfless and pure. Since he have a very strong leadership personality he tend to protect people but if there's someone who try to protect him instead he probably will be very flustered and blushing mess because– well this is First time happens to him so he doesn't know how to react. A good listener so if you talk much to him dw he like it.

- Haruji ishii

Another guy who doesn't care of what kind of person he will end up with, as long his partner love him regardless he doesn't care. Probably someone who have a deredere personality, he thinks that type of person is very adorable.

- korishirou itohi

He love language is physical touch so if he end up with someone doesn't mind this kind of affection. Love bokukko/tomboyish girl but not too masculine yk. Someone who can handle his annoying ass, laugh at his joke and eat his cooking.

- Naoyu shobe

This guy probably end up with someone who always nagging him. He need someone who can take care of him because sometimes he can be ready careless, he's not the type who do trouble but since all his friends is troublemaker he became involved with them. So someone who care and have mother like personality pretty fit with him (for clarification he doesn't have mommy issues)

- kyojin Iwamoto

Doesn't mind anyone actually as long the person doesn't act like a btch

- kyonosuke tao

He want someone who have a soft and soothing voice, someone who willing to help him ready in the morning. If that person still stay with him after all handle his personality hassle, they're the one.

- arihiko Tanji

He doesn't know tbh

- hagemu shirai

Probably someone who doesn't jugde him with the path he taking (talking about being a Hatakeyama apprentice). He have a very ugly mark in his body (effect from practicing black magic smh) he just hope his partner doesn't frightening by this, someone who caring about him, always honest and doesn't do stupid thing without him.

- itsuzo nisshi

Probably someone who can handle his personality because I won't :3. It's either someone who calm that can control him or someone who have a bigger anger issues than him so they can punch him or something. Someone weaker than him physically or mentally probably works that way he will try control his temper so he will not hurt his love one.

- norisuke kinno

Someone who ignore his stalker behavior :3. Please cutie patotie just curious about your life but he doesn't mean to be a creep. When talk about his personality someone who show kindness to him is already good enough tbh eventho he doesn't show any interest.

- Ikuna Mino

I mean if there's a guy who genuinely interested in her she won't mind. Probably someone who is not related with Hatakeyama family in anyway please she despise them.

#yahiko gakuen #nintamaka #nintama oc

[tklyhcs]

alright uhhh i saw some people requesting this on other blogs so i'm stealing those actually, taking those thanks (using this an excuse)!! this isn't the fandom i necessarily wanted to start with but the other ones i wanna write have insane amounts of characters so boy band men first i guess

(IF YOU SAW ME ACCIDENTALLY PUBLISH THIS TOO SOON, NO YOU DIDN'T)

heartsteel hcs here we gooo

kayn 💜

ok fr he's so fun to write for, didn't expect this one to be so cute. easy ler and lee! he likes to be a little bully and use his dirty little grabbers, mostly at ez let's be real. he isn't confident he's gonna win any other matchup so ez is easy picking. and thanks to the blooper reel k'sante is another target because kayn is a scrapper and crawls all over him like a monkey. mostly spiders his fingers all over and laughs evilly like he's won a hard fought battle. he's slinky and quick so he mostly has his target begging for someone else's help, and when they do get said assistance he cries and whines that it's not fair. don't be fooled he enjoys the extra attention!

he just plays to win all the time so when someone else tags in he's sure make everyone know that HE WOULD HAVE WON!!!! HAD IT NOT BEEN FOR EVERYONE ELSE CHEATING!!!! and man that stupid leash why does he even wear it if someones gonna tie his wrists in a knot. and like a true lee he wears that crop top so when he's all tangled go for the abs! he laughs so much it becomes obvious how he got so cut, by laughing his lungs out apparently. when he laughs his fangs show too it's cute.

he's also painfully obvious about not minding since he neeeever calls mercy, never surrenders. he just deals with it! not something someone who DOESN'T enjoy it would do. he could easily call mercy and call it quits but hmmmm he doesn't seem to want to, odd.

for spots i wanna say the waist is really really bad. top of the ribs under the armpits, his abs, his sides, all have him kicking his legs with a shout. he also scream laughs, explodes into laughter at first touch. but his voice also cracks at the first yelp, sounds like a cute lil boy shriek. partial to being "attacked", as he calls it, on the couch. he likes getting to be able to flop down and pass out after, sorta like a little kid it's so fucking cute bro he tuckers himself out laughing and wriggling on his back. dude is exhausted n happy (he swears he is NOT happy abt this) he's just tired for no reason okay. now it's his post giggle episode nap!

k'sante 💛

hear me out ok when i saw his shirt being a turtleneck i was IMMEDIATELY LIKE 🫵 his spot is the neck. it's so the neck. suddenly for him there's more than a few perks of being like.. 6'7" and it's not just being able to get things from high shelves. kayn and ez are menaces to this man it's gotta be 2 on 1. and in the official art pieces, ez getting carried on his back? oof k'sante y'all shouldn't have done that. cause now there's legs locked around his chest and ez is like SURRENDER OR DIEEE and getting all up into that shirt collar. he SCREECHES and spins around trying to shake him off he's stuck on him now. hopping around doing a lil giggly dance with ez on his back. kayn jokes and teases about how instead of focusing on singing, he should work on his dancing instead!

thanks to the blooper reel i can die on the hill that k'sante is a whiny boy and calls yone for help all the time. yoneee helpppp they're bullying me m gonna tell yoneee aaaa. kayn saying OH YOU BIG BABY stop complaining!! no one to help you now! ez is this guy's worst nightmare his cold little fingers are like knives on his neck. k'sante tends to run hot so they're just so nicely sticking a cold can of soda to his nape to help obviously. yone will help sometimes but mainly just because he's trying to keep the team on track (he will also torture k'sante with cold soda cans).

necks are a good tickle bite's worst enemy. chomp. and when someone is up in there biting, he just has to laugh and wait til it's over ☺ and with both of his elbows bent up so he can use his hands to cover his neck. gasp.. who's to protect his armpits! 🤭 noooo one! his neck is his worst spot so he'll make sure to keep it covered! but that does mean he'll get some armpit tickles instead! pick your poison k'sante. they team up on him like this often and ngl he likes it when they're close on em! sweethearts. but he doesn't wanna LOSE so he brings his puppy eyes to yone he's like 👉👈 yone.. help.. what a cop out! but it's not that great of a cute beg it's more like k'sante scream laughing and attempting puppy eyes but yelling HELP AAAA YONE HELP awkwardly waggling his arms. i love making big men be tickly and look foolish. sorry i love embarrassing them uwu

ezreal 💚

wow what a lee he's textbook lee i bet he has a secret tumblr account for all his private tk blogging activities. there's a lot to say about him: MOST IMPORTANTLY though his cute smile alright look at his teeth they're so fucking cute i'm obsessed. probably his only weapon as a ler are his sharp teeth. pointed and dull at the very bottom makes for very ticklish bites, so beware if you're too confident in winning! he will wiggle his head between your head and shoulder and bite! exaggerated fake growls and all. he'll be a little too proud of winning, so don't let him.

he has a reaaaally cute snort laugh too. i think his fans would document it thoroughly and embarrass him by posting clips of it nonstop. he has a more controlled laugh for outings because he's serious about his fandom image, but sometimes he laughs at something and chokes on his breath a bit there. i think it would be a shame of someone (kayn) decided to squeeze his side and make him giggle and snort while he's doing some filmed social media trend. that would soooo bad amiright 🫶 lol he would scream, cover his mouth, and tell his followers that he's BUSY and MUST LEAVE immediately. he basically RUNS to his room to scream into his pillow. like how dare u embarrass him in front of his online friends.

the clip hits all platforms in record time and he maaaay read a few comments because it's people saying it's cute of him and he secretly fawns over those. like "omg you think i'm cute heehee" he's ridiculous. but phel and kain playfully tease him sending pig emojis 🐖🐖🐖 ez is like "DON'T SEND THOSE TO ME DON'T- HEY DON'T POST THAT ON SOCIAL NOOO DON'T COMMENT MY FANS WILL SEE" and they all affectionately change his name in their phones to 🐖 just to tease him.

for spots, he'd be ticklish up sides to his ribs, spidering fingers have him slumped into the couch, laughing hard and snorting, of course. his feet and knees are quite ticklish! only known because he tends to put his feet up and yone continuously tells him to knock it off. but he found that suddenly tickling his socked foot does the trick.

aphelios 💙

he's a difficult one, since he's not much of a talker! but not like he's spared from anyone's wrath. his laugh is what you'd expect and it's fantastic; breathy, wheezy, and full of obvious mirth.

he's prone to pranking the others and while he can be nonchalant and aloof, sometimes the sight of one of the others falling or making utter fools of themselves has him in stitches (and being forced to laugh via tickling is no different). and when he wears his mask it's especially endearing to see his eyes screwed shut as well as him holding his stomach and hunching over, shoulders shaking.

he can't help acting like a little troublemaker and they always pounce on him after he gets someone good with those pranks he pulls. seems like he's more playful than he looks. if anyone stretches, he's the first to poke. if someone gets stuck doing something, phel is there making sure he doesn't waste the opportunity, what a jerk! so do everyone a favor and give him a taste of his own medicine. he's his own worst enemy though, because once he starts wheezing in laughter you pounce on him with tickles and it's downhill from there. he's already laughing so he has no chance of fending off an attack.

and a secret: he's very weak to teasing too! he doesn't talk back he just hides his face in shyness. they fall for a trap he's so deviously placed and now he's under them, mumbling out giggles when they poke him all over saying "what's so funny huh??" he waves his hands at them and pushes em by the shoulders trying to curl up the best he can. pokes drive him nuts and then when you speed up it's even worse, him trying to catch the offending hands. "no timeouts allowed because you started it!"

but it seems like he just doesn't stop pranking the others, so he must like it more than he lets on. he's surprisingly a goofy lil boy. he laughs himself silly, voice hitching and gasping all the way. he laughs himself DIZZY it's cute. he's like kayn he needs a break after. and usually even after whoever is done bullying him, he spends his time giggling quietly his skin still feels electric. he sure is brave for someone who takes so much time to recover.

yone ❤

he's a fun one, the stoic characters always are. most likely to screw his mouth shut and try to deal with pesky fingers at his ribs until he can't any longer. prone to overworking so breaking his concentration is absolutely a necessary activity. and also breaking his concentration playing video games is also crucial, because according to sett he plays too well so he must suffer and be prodded at during playtime too. -i mean what sett would never stoop so low he says.

anyways- yone's usually the mediator but he can get caught up in the mess when someone points out that he's been getting off the hook when it comes to roughhousing. he typically prefers 1 on 1, so he won't lose kayn says. and maybe that's true no one knows. he's really REALLY good at pretending he isn't at all sensitive and keeps it together for, i dunno, 5 seconds. it doesn't seem like a lot BUT it deters most. not these motherfuckers they're in it to win it.

yone will hold back then the giggles bubble up in his throat and you can hear him hum a moment, then they spill out from his lips. he mumbles and whispers out giggles for a moment then it becomes very apparent he won't win this fight and he covers his mouth. that's when it's over. he really starts to laugh and realizes the sensations just won't stop and he's lost. he's most likely to swear actually lol he's like i can handle this. i can handle this..... Fuck.

once he's attempted to cover his mouth he has already lost. he has a very nice, boisterous laugh and his smile is also a 10/10. it's nice to not see his eyebrows furrowed so much. he's lucky he's good at catching people's offending wiggly fingers or else he'd fall apart way more often. so when they trail fingers up his back where he can't reach them or fend them off? it drives him nuts. index finger from the nape and down the spine has him arching and twisting away with a loud yelp.

and that leaves the stomach vulnerable and that's next. tickling at his stomach and he jumps back and grabs whoever's wrist and says to CUT THAT OUT. okay mr. grumpy, jeez. it works as a good attitude adjustment because if he's mad at one of em for fooling around, this can easily divert his attention. k'sante usually has the job of doing so but when he does, he doesn't get yone's support the next time he's on defense. in fact, yone might lead the charge.

sett 🧡

hahaaaa oh man last but not least. most ticklish easily what a mess. being 6 foot 10 is not gonna help him here. sure he can rough somebody up but this is way more difficult for him. the one to be on the floor first begging "pleeheheaasee-" and kicking his leg like a puppy.

he's OBVIOUSLY most sensitive in the midsection he's a tummy boy okay just trust me. and this man may lift, box, it doesn't matter because if you knead his midsection his strength goes right out the window. you can feel him paw at your prodding hands with the weakest grip you've ever seen. his worst enemy is when you do the claw hand on his belly he's in hysterics i'm telling you. wiggling on his back saying "i give! i give!" and flopping onto his side when he's released from their tickly clutches. now, make that two pairs of hands, or ten, he doesn't have a chaaaaance.

he's definitely a good tickle monster to the others but once they elect k'sante to hold him down (he can bench sett apparently so he's gotta be the bad guy on this one) he's like "NOO DON'T DO IT GUYS I'M SORRYEHHEEHE" he preemptivey starts laughing when he sees wiggling fingers creeping closer and closer to him, begging wildly for mercy before anything happens. he calls out to each one of them, praying that they'll help! he's not the one to take what he dishes out.

and also the ears! don't forget about those! they are oh so ticklish and they twitch when you touch them. roll the delicate ear between two of your fingers and it has him in a fit of giggles. any fighting techniques he might know mean nothing in the face of a laughing fit.

first to help someone relieve stress via giving attention and being a stress toy himself. though, he's prone to going after someone first even if he always loses. we appreciate his effort. he'll probably have someone fighting on his side simply because he's a lost cause. has a good relationship with physical affection! his favorite to give: ticklish kisses n raspberries, in combo with a hug of course. try not to get caught in his clutches. if those are his tactics.. maybe he does deserve to get got. he's not as embarrassed as his track record would suggest! takes his inevitable loss in stride.

haaa this long as fuck 👍 i don't think i've written anything at all since 2018 or smth really i tried to keep these diverse so lmk how i did! also like always i do not reread and check anything so. this is it

#heartsteel #my post #i wanted to originally do mortal kombat 1 hcs but they got too many characters so heartsteel goes first

[the-kr8tor]

KATY 😭😭💔 I'm so freaking behind on your posts it's not funny. I miss youuuuu. I need my daily dose of Katy. How are you? Everyone seems to be doing great so that's good! (Except for @rexlroze. That one never ceases to concern me. Get the bat ready-)

It has been...a not so fun few days. I may or may not have cried in front of my proffesor. The college stress is real. But things are much better now. The one thing that's annoying the crap out of me is my need to make my own spiderman content and continue writing.

I finished off Martin Li?? It couldn't have been that easy right?? Silently crying over Otto's descend into madness and- MJ WHAT THE !$@%!? YURI TOO!? And what is up with verbally abusing Peter?? On a side note, Miles💕💜 my cutie patotee, disabled surveillance tech just so he wouldn't have to wait in line!? Really!? (I'm so proud-) I'm waiting for him to get bit already!! *sobbing* I unlocked the Spider Punk suit ✨️teehee✨️

Omg hi twin!!! ❤️❤️❤️ I missed you on here too! Daily dose of Katy 😂😂😂 I'm doing a-okay lovely! Currently editing bdas rn and drinking iced coffee 😋 Lmaoo there's no stopping roze anymore 🤣

Oh no! Unfortunately I get what you mean. I've cried in front of professors before and it is not a fun time 😞 I'm so sorry you went through that, angel. But I'm really happy that you're better now!

Lol yeah 😂 like what do you mean i have to create the stuff I want 🤣 Oh yeah that boss fight was so easy! Everyone's bullying Peter 😭 someone needs to give him a proper hug fr

Miles is the mvp in that whole game (besides from Peter) ngl

Yeeesss that's my favourite suit! (Even before I knew about Hobie I've loved him already 🥺)

#ask answered #chatting with moots #🫶🫶🫶 #ly

[ace-robot-has-matcha]

Things I like and didn’t like about hazbin hotel

I watched it last night with my friends. My basic thoughts are that it’s pretty good.

!!THIS IS ALL 100% MY SUBJECTIVE OPINION ON ASPECTS OF THIS SHOW!!

Stuff I liked:

Most of the songs were pretty good, and of course the singing as well. The visuals for the songs are also very cool a lot of the time as well. Visual standouts included the vox song and the husk song

I’m still sad about the loss of the original cast, but I will admit that the new cast is also good. RIP Michael though. I still miss him in this show but he’s In everything now so whatever.

Vaggie was cool. She really felt expanded from the pilot version, even though I kinnnda miss her old design. The other new designs I got used to, but hers still strikes me as weird.

Niffty was epic. Honestly just like me fr.

This show made me come around to Alastor. Liked him in the pilot, but he was never my favorite (probably overexposure). But he ended up being a very goofy character, which I liked. The mystery element of what he was doing for seven years is also interesting.

I actually ended up liking the Vees. I didn't expect to like them lol. Vox is funny and has a cool voice, Val is cartoonishly evil (and scary at times so that's neat), and I never cared about Velvette before, but she turned out to be my favorite of the three.

One thing I really like about vivziepop shows is that she puts all those hidden text stuff in that you can actually pause to read. She does this in helluva boss, and she keeps up the tradition here. I like when shows do that.

So for years I've been calling him Anthony as a joke to lovingly bully him, and then it ended up being shown in canon lol. For some reason this made me lose my shit. Oh and also the angel dust stuff was really good too yeah yeah

My absolute favorite part was unironically Sir Pentious. This is mostly due to the surprise that he actually ended up in the main cast. I had no idea that was going to happen. I thought he'd be a sort of villain-of-the-week guy who sort of joins the party, but nope this goofy idiot hangs out at the hotel for the rest of the show lol. That was awesome. I never knew how much of his character I needed until now.

I'm pretty easy to please when it comes to television. I'm willing to excuse a lot of things, which is probably why I'm one of the like ten people who still thinks Helluva Boss S2 is okay. Therefore, there were only a few problems with these episodes that I actually didn't like enough to put here.

I really really didn't like Adam. His voice is good, his song is good but that's pretty much it. I don't even really like his design. He was just so irritating and unfunny. I know he was supposed to be annoying and unlikeable, but usually I still find enjoyment in those characters, and I just couldn't here. Case in point: Mammon is basically the same character but actually funny.

This is the only nitpick that really bothered me. Zestial is a cool character. BUT HOLY SHIT THEY COMPLETELY FUCKED UP HIS DIALECT. It happens a lot and it's so irritating because it does not take very long to look up the difference between thee, thou and thy. They didn't even change it to make it rhyme, it's just legitimately fucked up. This annoyed me way too much admittedly but it made me cringe in like every scene he was in, even though I liked everything else about him.

Yeah episode one isn't great. It's not very focused. This is kind of par for the course for vivzie shows though.

Spoilers I guess? I did not like the reveal of who killed the angel. It turned out to be some lady we just met five minutes ago?? It felt very underwhelming and made me angry. However, this one I'm willing to make my peace with because it's episode three, there will probably be a better payoff later. Hopium.

Write me an essay in the comments about why I'm wrong about everything or whatever. I'll read it and maybe adopt it into my perspective. There's probably other things I wanted to talk about that I forgot, but I don't care. Anyway I like this show give it like a 7.6 out of 10.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel hbo #vivziepop #hellaverse #my thoughts #tv review #long post

[manjibunny]

hiii hello zaya ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ you pretty bunny, i hope you're doing well today! <3 i am here dropping some tea and cake for you -> ☕ 🍰 and wishing you most wonderful time of day/night ૮꒰ྀི⊃´ ꒳ `⊂ྀི꒱ა

i am running into your inbox because i am soooo nosy so i am dropping some questions for you and your boyfies, feel free to choose whoever you want or all of them to respond about :3 what are the subtle ways that you guys show affection to each other? and if you're living together, do you decorate your home for holidays?

also smutty questions if you'd like to share with us :> what are the things that you've never tried in bed with any of them but you'd like to try?

Hello my angel <333 Thank you so much for the sweet treat! The cake is almost as sweet as you are ^^

If you know me, you'll know that long haired men with mean looking faces are my weakness, so I'll select Baji, Geto and Draken for the boyfies to answer your questions with 💜

Question: What are the subtle ways that you guys show affection to each other?

Draken isn't really into pda or words of affirmation. The way he likes to show his love is by acts of services. We both have busy schedules (he's more busy than I am), but he still likes to make sure that I am well taken care of while he is away. Draken wakes up earlier than I do, so he likes to make us breakfast. Whatever he's having, he's making a larger portion so I can eat it as breakfast once I wake up. He's such a worry wart too, likes to check up on me from time to time. A "How's uni?" or "Make sure to not overdo it" or "Go take a break" message is pretty much a routine for him. He's also the type to lovingly bully me into studying whenever he catches me slacking off. He wants to be proud of me, so I gotta work for it hehe <333 As to how I show him my love?? Well, I am a words of affirmation and quality time girly. Even though I have no idea about bikes, I like to visit his workplace to watch him tinker on bikes. We both can be doing different things (him repairing the bikes while I'm studying), but us being together is my way of telling him that I'm there if he needs something. Draken is a domestic guy, so I also like to make him dinner after he comes home from work and give him a back rub if he's hurting ^^ You might even catch me calling him "hubby" when I'm feeling sentimental <333

Just like me, Suguru enjoys quality time. He likes going to the book shop and buy us a random book so we can read it together and discuss the contents over tea and sweet treats. He might or might not have bought us matching bracelets so we still "feel" each other. Another thing he does to show me he cares is by testing me for my studies. Him being a teacher makes it incredibly easy to help me study and make me small practise tests. Will definetlyreward me for every right answer I get. As for me, I am in charge of making the tea and sweet treats I've mentioned before! I pay extra close attention to his reactions and if he likes it and note which treats he likes and which not (Suguru never tells me when he doesn't like the treats, so I have to analyze his reactions). Suguru is also very busy, so whenever I'm free I'm dropping off some lunch at Jujutsu Tech for him (and Satoru).

Baji works with animals, and us being animal lovers, he likes to take a picture of every animal he thinks I'd go crazy over. He loves seeing my reactions and texts and makes them our inside jokes. Baji is also very open to the idea of pda, as long as it's nothing crazy ("I have a reputation to uphold" Whatever that means 🙄), so he really likes hooking his pinky with mine or wrapping his arm around my waist. Baji's the type of boyfie that will constantly remind me that he loves me verbally, has no shame in admitting his feelings to me and telling me that no one compares to me, especially whenever I get a bit jealous of other women being a bit too close to him. I like to match his energy; so I hype him up whenever I can, I'm his biggest cheerleader fr. It usually ends with us flirting tho hehe. With Baji, I am comfortable to affectionately bully and tease him, but I know him well enough to know his hard limits and won't overstep them. Yk that thing when people try to be cute towards their partners and feed them? I would definetly do that with Baji <333

And for all of em: I will play with their hair and braid their hair <333

Question: if you're living together, do you decorate your home for holidays?

Yes!!! Me and Draken moved together relatively quickly and I make it a point to make our home look festive for the holidays. He's all in on my plans to decorate our place however I want because he likes whatever I like <333

Suguru is hinting towards wanting me to move in with him, but he didn't directly tell me yet that I should live with him. He's not particularly a fan of decorating, or at least making big changes to his home, so I can only decorate our place on a small scale for the holidays once we've moved in together.

Baji on the other hand practicly lives with me. We've got each others keys and clothes at the others home. He does think moving in together would be much easier, but he first wants to test the waters and find out if I'm ready for that. We both like the holidays and like the spirit of Christmas, so me and Baji enjoy decorating our places to match the season, although we might bicker a bit about how we wanna decorate.

Question: What are the things that you've never tried in bed with any of them but you'd like to try?

I might or might not have asked them to breed me a couple of times when we were at it 👉👈 None of them have agreed to it yet, but Draken would have no problem with breeding me once I graduate lmaooo. Suguru and Baji are a bit more reluctant to that, but would like to have a family one day. This one I'd be too shy to ask them, but I think I'd ask them about cnc, or like, if they would like to do that with me.

#★~(◡‿◡✿)(angie)! #sorry this one is looonnnggggg :') #gonna drop in your ask box to ask you some questions too <333

[fbfh]

Eddie Munson x reader dating hcs

wc: 1.5k

genre: fluff, some very minor hurt/comfort (eddie is a little insecure), some making out

warnings: Eddie's a little insecure but so am I, kissing and making out, eddie being eddie, brief implications of eddie having been bullied in the beginning but nothing too bad, he copes through humor and being a manic pixie dream boy, kisses n cuddles

a/n: I......... want to kiss eddie........ so fucking bad......... this got way out of hand but I'm not complaining doom days (this got out of hand edition) starts playing

tags: @yesv01 @hopefullhearts @littlewinter1917 @thatawkwardlittlefangirl  @Sad-brunnettee

This boy

He's weird

He's a weirdo

He doesn't fit in and he doesn't want to fit in

You ever see him without that stupid hellfire club shirt or that stupid vest or that stupid jacket?

That's weird

Fr though 

Being an Outcast and a Freak is something he's really embraced 

It started as a coping mechanism 

Over time it really became a huge part of his personality 

But under that weaponized nonconformity 

Eddie is the most compassionate, sweet, tender motherfucker you will ever meet

Did you see how fast he started opening up to chrissy????

Once he spots the slightest glimmer of individuality in you

Oh boy 

Get ready for him to latch onto you 

And he has such a unique charm 

It makes it so easy to open up to him

And he loves that

His favorite way to bond is "let's tell each other all our weird secret interests and thoughts we could never say to anyone else"

You know like,, late night sleepover talk??

That level of conversation 

That's what it feels like talking with Eddie

That level of emotional intimacy and openness and introspection????

Impossible to find in anyone else

And Jesus fucking christ 

He is so ready to clown and break out the theatrics to make you smile

(Again,,, talking with chrissy in the woods for five minutes and he’s stunting like that ) 

The closer you get

The more conversations you have with him

The more attached he gets

In spite of what he thinks

Or hopes

He falls fast 

And when he gets a crush on you???? 

Oh boy

Everything I've just said times like

100000

Whatever you like to do

If it's something he can come support you in

He's absolutely going to

Any kind of recital or practice or game or performance

He'll be there

Even if it's "not his usual scene"

He'll pretend to reluctantly compromise his social code to come see you

But he’s actually really excited 

Like SO fucking pumped

He starts dragging the rest of the hellfire club with him

Soon you have a gaggle of gothy punky nerds cheering you on at all your events

They'll even make banners

And OH BOY you'd better believe they're making t shirts

If what you do is more single player 

Videogames, books, art, writing

Congratulations you now have a buddy for all of it

Eddie will happily spend hours at book stores and arcades with you

He'll watch you write and draw for hours, not bored for a single second 

And Jesus christ he'll have you laughing way more than you expected to 

You almost got kicked out of the library once bc of him

He may or may not have been doing hilariously inaccurate impressions of literary characters 

Anyway you scrambled out of there before the librarians could yell at you

Good times

The thing is

It's super fucking obvious to everyone that Eddie is majorly in love with you

He's crushing HARD

it's obvious to everyone except him

I'm begging you to take the initiative and kiss him already

Murray Bauman would say the exact same thing

Bc when you do

When you're laughing together and he’s looking at you with that fond look of his 

And you just bite the bullet and grab his face and plant the biggest kiss on his lips

It takes a second for his brain to load

But when it does

The floodgates open 

And he is over fucking whelmed by what he feels for you

How badly he desires you

Within seconds he'll be pinning you against the nearest surface and kissing the life out of you 

I won't let this escalate too much here that'll be for the relationship and intimacy hcs lol

When you finally pull apart and warm air fans over your faces as you both try to catch your breath

And he’s looking at you with the most enamored lovestruck look

His brain is totally fried from the way you just kissed him, the way he got to kiss you

But he’s still struggling desperately to put it into words

How he feels about you

Just put him out of his misery

"So…" you pant, "we going out now, or what?"

He giggles at your words

"Yes. Yes yes yes."

He's already kissing you more

Aww

For a while you keep things sort of lowkey between you

Just bc it's still sort of new yk

Smwn said Eddie a "are you mad at me" type of boyfriend

And yes yes he is

Thank you tumblr user moonlane 

 Bc after a few days of that he’s going to start panicking

He's going to convince himself that you don't want to be seen with Eddie "the freak" Munson in public

Or anywhere

So as soon as you notice him acting weird

You'll either be able to pick up on it immediately or just straight up ask him what's going on

And with how emotionally intimate this man is????? 

He can’t not talk to you

He'll fess up in a way that's just a little goofy

Yk

Deflecting with humor and all

So after you give him plenty of reassurance and smooches 

The next time you're at school and you pass by the hellfire club's table on the way to your friends

You stop by to say hi and give him a smooch

You confirm you'll catch up later and he's like yeah totally

If anyone tries to give either of you shit for it????? Bold of them to try 

By the end of the week he finds out you've been singing his praises to your friends

Talking about how sweet he is, how happy he makes you, how good he is to you 

And yeah he's a little weird but that's not a bad thing!! He's so cool and unique and endearing and you love him for that

Motherfucker he has never felt more secure with himself or a relationship before

No one really understands it but they don't have to!!! You're obviously really happy together and that's all that matters!!

Now that you've been dating for a while

Congratulations!! You're the official mom and co monarch of the hellfire club

You now have free access to all meetings 

And the very rare and coveted privilege of Eddie telling you all his plans and spoilers for campaigns

Wherever your understanding of dnd is

Anywhere from total expert to utterly hopeless

You'll listen to Eddie ramble about dnd for hours

God he's so cute when he gets excited like that!!!! 

If you get a better grasp of it over time

Even if you just remember two or three rules

His heart will SOAR

Oh my god sitting on his lap while he plays dnd???? 🥺🥺🥺

Literally everyone in the hellfire club is so jelly of you

They have no idea how Eddie pulled you

He doesn't either tbh

If anyone flirts with you 

You better BELIEVE he'll pull rank

HOW FUCKING DARE THOU MAKE EYES AT THE DUNGEON MASTER'S S/O >:(

God he's so cute

All the other nerds at school are jelly of yall too

Now every single nerd at school has a crush on you

So 

Uh 

Good luck dealing with that

Whenever he gets in one of his moods

You can 180 that shit so fast

The party and the other underclassmen in the club LOVE YOU FOR THAT

Also cause you're hot

Sometimes you're like hey kid why do you look so stressed

He's like UH EDDIE SAID-

You're like he said what??? Ima go talk to him

They're terrified

You pull Eddie into a janitor's closet and give him some smooches and are like

PLEASE

Be nice to the freshman

They're trying their best

Eddie:.... ‘,:/

(Insert a whole lot more smooching)

Eddie:.... Well I guess you've convinced me <3

Every time he gets in one of his moods the freshman just approach you in a little pack

They're like um excuse us my liege 

You're like relax guys I'll talk to him

Cue more kissing

It’s practically routine by now

He’s so much happier since you got together

Like he’s still completely himself

He just seems a lot happier??

And now when he’s going on his lunch room tangents

Traipsing across the hellfire club table and calling out all the societal bullshit fabricating all the little cliques and status quo at hawkins high

He’ll call out all the different groups, pausing when he gets to your friend group

“...Except you.” he states with that unmistakable fond look on his face

You blow him a little kiss

He catches it, and puts it in his pocket, causing you to giggle

The he continues his tangent

So yeah

Dating Eddie is a delightful adventure

You will literally never be bored or not giggling and entertained

You just feel so seen with him 

So heard

And so does he

It really is a wonderful relationship you two have

Cherish him, reassure him, cover him in cuddles and kisses and dnd references

Amazing boyfriend

#eddie munson #eddie munson x reader #eddie munson headcanons #stranger things #stranger things headcanons #stranger things x reader #eddie munson dating would include #eddie munson dating headcanons #stranger things dating headcanons #stranger things dating would include #literally love this boy #he needs kisses #right now

[hostelsbigbro]

my opinion on the lookism characters expect i am brutally honest bc these are just little fictional characters !! pixels !! deadass !! do you need to agree? no !! it will not change anything, i am open to hearing your opinions as well !!

daniel most realistic personality wise and i slowly forget more and more about him because we are straying away from the main topic

zack best boy, he might not be everyones favourite but he has always been doing his best to emotionally become more intelligent and aware, he has so much potential and is the most loyal friend ever, i really hate how ptj dumbs him down bc lookism fans obviously go 'oh haha he is dumb!' bitch no he goes out of his way to love people and no one really seems to love him the same way give him a fucking break

vasco i really loved him but the more they show him the more unbearable he becomes like bro the FUCK they make him boring and cold for? dude is on the road of slowly becoming what he hates the most in this world, a bully.. like i know he is dumb but that much? bro

jace he used to be so smart and so sexy and honest to his mistakes but now he is an irritating jay park look alike that pretends he knows what he is talking about !!! he isnt a genius everyone around him is just dumb as hell

mira does she have a personality besides weak, controlling and easy to make sulky if things aren't exactly how she wants them to be?? no?? i thought so

zoe literally best girl she has grown so much as a person i am so proud of her i would kill logan for her <3

mary not gonna lie i dont remember much about her personality besides anger issues, cursing and insecure but she is beautiful and honestly whoever puts up with vinjin for years without going insane deserves a praise i am convinced she is incredibly patient

jerry does this bitch have a personality outside of jake, i wanted to like him but i fr cant whenever he comes in frame it will always turn into a dramatic soap opera about his love for jake and promises

jake actually the funniest AND kindest person bc how does anyone know Jiho and still try to see the good in him? he is better than me for sure because he can see the good in everyone no matter how irritating the person is

samuel my one and only precious lovely diamond baby <333 did it make sense? no ! however i would protect this wounded person with my heart no one ever seems to treat him nicely expect eugene who is a literal monster

johan this is my child and i am convinced he has never done anything wrong not once in his life time every crime he commited was justified, he is just a baby who has been alone for too long !! imagine trying to figure out how to be an adult from age 12 bro that is exhausting he needs a break

eugene a fucking bastard however.. he could manipulate you to love him !!! bro got shipped with his own brother i feel like this fandom is going to hell bc they did the same with jake and samuel anyway eugene is a bitch but one that will make you question yourself

vinjin i want to like him but then he opens his mouth

sally i love her !!! she has so much potential but lately ptj makes her be nothing else other than a weak crying brat!!! i wish they would just make her strong, smart and emotionally intelligent just like when she got introduced!!! still funny tho 10/10

heather fuck this r*pist! I have no sympathy for her

yenna best baby, bet she is kind

eli i want to write a book about my love for him

i got tired tbh thats it

#lookism #외모지상주의 #daniel #zack #samuel #jake #jerry #mary #vinjin #vasco #jace #mira #zoe #johan #eugene #sally #eli

[talentforlying]

GRATUITOUSLY DETAILED DISLIKES

muse name.   john constantine.

least favorite nickname. call him any variation of 'johnny' or 'johnny boy' when he already doesn't like you and he's spitting in your eye. he's learned to own 'gutter mage', but if you're rich and you're saying it to denigrate, you're now on a list.

least favorite season. winter. he's not a fan of christmas, and since his sister died he doesn't really have anywhere to go for the holidays, so that whole block of time is just an ugly mess of don't-think-about-it for him.

least favorite  —  hot or cold? hot. he layers his clothing, and there's only so many layers you can take off when it's hot out before you're simply stuck with the unbearable. also, connotations re: hell that have left a sense-memory so deep he's never climbing out of it.

least favorite holiday. halloween. uninformed pissants playing with fire around every corner, and every year it seems like he's the only fireman in town.

least favorite food.   deep-fried anything that's not a pastry. he's not a fan of all the grease and the oil.

least favorite flavor.   artificial grape flavoring. it's just slimier cough medicine to him.

least favorite drink. american sprite, and clamato.

least favorite scent.  blood, rotting meat, hospital smell, and death. really helpful in his line of work, where all are constant.

least favorite sound. the buzzing of an electronically-locked door being opened makes him feel aggressively unsafe. also, someone talking out their ass about shite they don't understand.

least favorite tv shows. any kind of kardashian, flaunting-our-wealth reality show, and bloody doctor phil. the levels of out-of-touch and quackery drive him up the wall.

least favorite area of school. recess. he was pretty good academically and liked to learn, it was the bullies who were the problem.

least favorite aspect of their job. the tough calls that he has to make on his own and stand by afterwards. he doesn't sacrifice friends and betray people's trust because it's easy, he does it because he has to. he keeps doing it because he's the only one who will.

least favorite trait in others.    three-way tie between blustering cowardice, carelessness towards other people's lives/wellbeing, and sick enjoyment in kicking people when they're down who don't deserve it. he'll go far out of his way to teach some selfish wanker a lesson in a little fucking empathy.

least favorite place.   hospitals. bad enough to be stuck where he can't smoke, but every doctor he meets wants to experiment with his damn demon blood, too.

least favorite thing to talk about. the events with rosacarnis. he lost his memories, the mental equivalent of forty years, his bodily autonomy, and his sister in one fell swoop. there will never be a way to package all that up into one neat conversation, and the pity it incurs makes him sick.

least favorite thing about themselves. he can't turn off the hellblazer. his reputation is what keeps him alive, and maintaining that reputation is a full-time job. even if he settles for a few years, keeps his head down, leads a quiet life, someone or something will find him, or he'll find someone or something. there's no life of magic without hurting people, and there's no life without magic anymore. he's trapped himself by trying to survive.

least favorite daily chore.   taking out the trash. he's forgetful and he's squeamish, which tends to leave him with a rank mess that takes forever to remove between bouts of gagging.

least favorite type of clothing. polyester, or anything overly restrictive.

least favorite superpower. mind-reading, truth-compelling, or hyper-empathy. his lies are his armor; the more people peel back the layers, the more they see all he's gone through in life and how truly vulnerable he is at heart, and the last thing he wants is to be treated like a victim. he'll fight tooth and nail against anyone trying to strip those defenses from him, and he'll fight dirty.

least favorite thing about falling in love. knowing it'll end ugly and it'll be his fault, but not being able to stop either the falling in love or the ending.

least favorite thing about death. the pain. he's never been good with pain.

#constantine's hater hours are Always #( headcanons. ) I'M JUST LIKE THE BASTARDS I'VE HATED ALL ME LIFE.

[howlingday]

Scarlet Knight, Velvet has a crush on Jaune however finds herself unable to say it outloud to him. One day their paired up for a match and while jaune didnt mean any offense sees this as an easy match...angering her that she beats him in combat however when she realizes the boy she loves is under him she faints making them both lose, in the infirmary she confesses her feelings.

"Next match," Professor Goodwitch called from the ring, "Jaune Arc of Team JNPR will spar, unarmed, against Velvet Scarlatina of Team CFVY."

"Good luck, Jaune. ...Ow." Ruby winced as his fellow team leader returned from the previous match against Cardin. He got one lucky shot in and dropped her aura hard.

"Thanks." Jaune gulped, stepping down to the locker room, ready to get changed.

Velvet may have been smaller than Cardin, but she was also ahead by one year. She probably had some super awesome moves from being the best team of last year. For her, this match would be a piece of cake.

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Velvet's heart thundered in her chest. She was straight up freaking out! Full-on panic mode! Why did she agree to participate with the first years?!

Oh, wait! She didn't! Coco signed her up, in a sick attempt at playing matchmaker. Stupid, fashionable, devious Coco! She knew Velvet had a crush on Jaune ever since he helped stop Cardin from bullying her. She didn't know the full details, but she knew he was a major factor in stopping the brute and his gang.

Now here she was, arming out to go all out, toe-to-toe with the boy her near-exploding heart had been set on. Should she go easy on him, or would he think she was too weak? If she went all out, would he be intimidated by her? One wrong move, and her love life would end before it could begin!

She shook her head and took a deep breath. There was nothing she could do now. Everything had been set in stone. She was going to go out into the arena and get face-to-face with the boy she had been thinking about for the past three weeks, three days, twelve hours, and seven minutes.

She just hoped she didn't cry before the end of this.

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Jaune watched as Velvet approached, her camera attached to her side, on her belt. The girl was usually a timid sort, but being in her combat gear must have had an effect in her. In fact, she looked so ready to fight, her face reddened at the fight before it began. He was so nervous!

It was times like this when he had to say something to make things easier for him. Something to break the ice and calm his frayed nerves. He tried with Cardin, both out of class and, albeit at the start of the school year, in class.

"I'm, uh, actually glad we're sparring today." Jaune said.

"Really?" Velvet's ears perked up straight. "Why is that, Jaune?"

"Well, I was tired of getting thrashed around by someone as big as Cardin, so-"

"So you think this is going to be easier?" She smiled widely, though it made her look a little awkward.

"W-Well, no, not really." Jaune gulped. "It's just, he's a big, beefy guy, and-"

"And I'm a weak, little girl. Is that it?"

"Begin!" Professor Goodwitch announced.

"No, I'm just saying saying that takes me down in one swing, and you-" Jaune blinked and her knee was moving at 100 miles a minute. He cursed himself and his big mouth.

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Velvet was furious! He has the gall to call her weak after everything she's been through? The bullying from Team CRDL? The sexual harassment from her supposed peers? The haunting failure on her mission to Lower Cairn?

She was done being the weak, little bunny. Now she was going to show everyone how strong she really is! Launching herself like a missile, her right knee leading, she crashed directly into Jaune's face. He fell backward, reaching for his nose.

Velvet pinned his wrist with her right, and his opposite forearm with her left. She smashed her left shin into his chest, knocking the wind out of him. Her free hand clenched into a fist and jabbed his pretty face three times. She rolled backwards into a combat stance, hopping on her heels, the balls of her feet touching the ground.

"Get up!" She barked. "Get up and take it like Cardin would!"

Meanwhile, Cardin tugged at his collar in the bleachers. Everyone stared, though a few glared, directly at the tall student. He let out a weak chuckle, excusing himself to the restroom. Professor Goodwitch waved him off, her eyes on the match. He bolted through the doors.

"Fine!" Velvet shouted. "I'll just come over there and make you stand up!" She stomped towards him, fury in her eyes, but tripped just before reaching him and fell on top of him. Her senses soon returned and she was staring face-to-face with Jaune, whose black eye had healed perfectly.

Her breath hitched in her throat as she looked at him. His face was radiant, like looking into the most beautiful light. Like staring into the face of an angel, she could not bare to behold him for very long.

Everything went black, and she fell forward.

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Velvet awoke in the infirmary. Wearily, she blinked the tiredness from her eyes. It was dark, and the only light was the glow of the shattered moon from outside. But it was enough light for her eyes to adjust and see Jaune, sleeping next to her in the other bed. He looked so peaceful, and it made her heart flutter.

"Jaune," she sighed, "I am so very sorry about today. I took what you said to personally, and I, well, I lost my temper. The truth is I didn't want to fight you because..." Velvet then swallowed the dry lump in her throat. It was now or never. "It was because I really like you. I don't really know why myself, but when I think about you, I suddenly feel very happy, and I want to share that happiness with you." Velvet sighed. "But there's no point now. You're probably more scared of me than Cardin, and I can't blame you. I did beat the tar out of you, and-"

Velvet heard a snicker from his bed. She looked closer. He was smiling at her, one eye open. She felt heat rush to her face.

"Sorry, sorry." Jaune whispered. "I didn't mean to interrupt. What was it you were saying about beating me up?"

#rwby #velvet scarlatina #velvet knight #scarlet knight #velveteen knight #jaune arc #glynda goodwitch #ruby rose #cardin winchester

[clarks-letterman]

Wally anon: Iknowwww. They really did not realize the power they had in their hands with that pairing even though the entire reason Steve is the best character (not an opinion, just facts) is cause they didn't adhere to their original stereotypical plans of killing him off. Like, the vision of having both types of traditional 80s bullies being gay for each other is RIGHT THERE. Eternal disappointment. (As for Steddie, I wouldn't classify it as the ship. It's having its day in the sun rn being "new" & all, & I can even see the vision in it at times, but Harringrove has just been holding it down SO strong on literal scraps that there's no escaping atp.)

fhshdjd thank you, thank you. I was proud of that coming to me so quickly. 🤭

Yesss, exactly. Those early 80s shorts left NOTHING to the imagination & you know nobody would've noticed his eyes wandering while they were focusing on the literal person in the air. Nah, I totally get what you mean. Football is already a pretty physical sport, so it's easy to see how he'd be caught off-guard by a fellow teammate or somebody on the opposition if he had the hots for them & would be extra careful to not make it weird. 👍

Yup. I can already imagine him having to rush into one of the isolated bathrooms after a particularly distracting class one day to...take care of things.

Right? Like, both a litte hot & a little 😳 cause you just don't expect to see something like that in the middle of the school day. But the reader would be unmistakably seeing it while everybody else goes on minding their business & Wally is being loud as hell, unbeknownst to them.

I kinda love/hate that they didn’t kill Steve off. Hate it because we have Steddie… and also because you can kill a character off and still have them change and grow as a person (cough cough eddie munson could never cough cough) but love it because it’s Steve?? It’s perfection in all of his hairspray and 80s glory. And you’re so right, Steddie is still newer than Harringrove so there’s still hope it’ll fizzle out. I think it’s the ship of the fandom mostly because that’s how toxic Steddie enjoyers treat it “no one else can be shipped with steve or eddie yada yada yada”

I feel like he would definitely make it weird if he tackled someone he was into. Maybe he would get up as fast as possible and run to wherever the game’s action is happening to get his mind off of it, but it just looks a little too odd to the other players. He looks just a little too eager to get off the guy.

Yeah, Wally definitely had a “duck and run” strategy for relieving himself. Well, maybe not duck and run. More like, the textbook (literally) covering himself with a textbook or taking a few extra seconds to carry his backpack out by the top handle so it’s covering his pants/shorts that are already tight enough as is, so a tent in them is just more noticeable. I can’t decide if he would handle it by thinking more or less about what gave him the problem, though. Would his mind think about another student to make it less weird that his history teacher just gave him an F on his latest essay and a boner in the same class period? (I’m just kidding, but he’d definitely be thinking about how to raise that grade a different way ykyk)

The noises are definitely what drew your attention first fr. If it’s like how it is in the show, you can only hear and see it at certain spots and from certain angles. So, you walk down the hall, hearing loud moaning and any other noises related to what he’s doing, and immediately stop. He’s there in front of your eyes, doing it. It’s so bold and he doesn’t even seem to be looking around with the worry of being caught. Man… that does sound hot😮‍💨🫣

#got a little silly with it #wally clark x male reader #wally clark x you #wally clark

[jovenshires]

you are named jovenshires. very little joven recently. this ask is a prompt to talk about joven (pretty please)

ooooh dangerous territory here anon. very dangerous territory.

so the reason there has been very little joven content is bc (and i would like to apologize to the stan community in advance) i don't watch the og smog content. ik ik i should, but i still don't even watch any of the old smosh content they're in bc it just makes me so sad. don't get me wrong im still following them all everywhere but. ya know. one day i will get there and i'll be able to stomach it but fr i am so sensitive to that shit y'all have no idea akldmfkf

but anyway! you didn't ask for my backstory you asked for me to talk about joven and so i will!

i don't think i've ever really talked about like. Why i like joven so much or what drew me to him. so here goes that. attempting to put it into words for the first time is crazy bc i've just had this In My Brain for like half a decade. so first things first - i've always been drawn to people who take up that position of being a heel. you know; the butt of the joke, the silly guy. (do you all see the spencer transition.) like if you knew my friends, they're all like that, too. so yeah, joven was a pretty clear fave choice. he was always being picked on, he was always the contrarian, and it made me want to root for him when no one else would. he was the odd one out ya know. obviously it was mostly a bit / he was not actually being bullied and they were all friends NDKNKNF but still, the character was fun to watch and easy for me to fall for.

but like also. there's something ab him that's so genuine at the same time. like he puts on all this bravado and this big show but he just seems like a genuinely really nice person. obviously parasocial relationships i only know him so much etc etc but like... the part of himself that he Showed that was kind and gentle really appealed to me. i think frequently and i just rewatched a clip of that one stream where he and boze played a horror game and she had a full panic attack and he stopped the whole thing and was like. 'okay breathe with me.' like he seemed to actually care for his coworkers and friends in a way that he sometimes couldn't help but let slip through and i found that really endearing.

and, of course, i really appreciate anyone who's passionate. smth smth babygirl your encyclopedic knowledge is a sign of mental illness but also so sexy. his love of comics? his absolute unwavering (and often undeserved don't get me wrong) confidence when he speaks? whew! i just really love a man who at least thinks he knows what he's talking about. like yes please tell me all about batman i'll pour us some wine and listen sir

anyway, all that's to say - even though it's tattered around the edges, the love never died. it's still there <3

#joven #ask #asks #anon #anonymous #wow! that was a lot! #long post #so sorry if this is more than you bargained for anon but i've had like 8+ years to stew on this so. #also! he loves his wife and baby so much <33333 #just such a good guy ugh i love him

[herrmitton]

my oc Flynn!! i did a redesign of him and the other two from that little,, trio,, so i thought i’d make headshots to go with them!!

more info about him under the cut!!

he’s basically the uhh,, secret enemy but we feel sorry for him <33

his character motivations are basically to gain respect, power, avenge his family and uhhh find a place to belong !! he sucks!! stinky guy!! rotten!!

honestly i’m just gonna drop his story here because tumblr is freeing

SO, he was the youngest born into a kinda big family! he had a couple brothers and sisters and they were generally a chill family. When he was around 5 years old his family home was broken into by this kind of,, underground branch of the government?? the type that keeps things hidden from the public like yknow, magic and shit. During this break in he was quite literally in the middle of hide and seek with his sister and he was very much hiding already. Essentially he watched his entire family be killed and their home set on fire to hide any evidence and yknow,, he was only 5,, scared,, and barely had any training in sorcery yet so he couldn’t do anything :((

after he eventually crawls out of his house since it is. on fire. an extremely powerful outlawed sorcerer just takes him?? just straight up picks him up and leaves,, now this dude,, he is not a good guy,, he practically tried to induce a mass genocide years prior and as punishment got his sorcery abilities forcibly ripped from him and hes been in hiding ever since

so he takes flynn, and raises/grooms him into becoming an extremely powerful sorcerer to essentially live through and control. Flynn is powered by revenge and hate for the people that did this to his family and well he only really knows what this guy tells him so he was kinda extremely easy to manipulate…he goes through a lot of brutal and abusive training (although he doesnt know any different) which results in most of the scars on his arms. he uses a specific technique that wears away at his skin on his hands and will eventually move to his arms if he is using it for too long. It makes his hands bleed a lot so basically his hands are a mess but he is still extremely dexterous

So after Flynn is old enough the guy hits up some old friends and basically gets Flynn a position as a superior in the sorcerer government type deal,, he joins the circle of the 7 strongest sorcerers who call all the shots n keeps an eye on things etcetc. essentially working as a spy but Flynn doesn’t realise fully thats why he wanted him there? he just thinks he’s done really well and earned it. The other superiors absolutely hate him because some random kid just?? got a position here?? from recommendations only?? he sucks fr!! basically its just a bunch of old dudes bullying a 20 yr old just cause <3. Flynn kinda just takes it on the chin because honestly he’s just really desperate to be recognised for his talents and such

SO uh around the time he joins this is when the ex sorcerer begins to move forward with his new plan which is to have Flynn open a bunch of portal gates from the underworld to the overworld,, specifically from these “badlands” areas in the underworld that are home to thousands of just grotesque monsters. So he basically is trying to wipe out a bunch of people without anything leading back to him. Flynn is very aware about what he’s doing but he’s so warped that he thinks its fine. People killed his family so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

After some time, he is called into an emergency meeting with the 7 and our friends Damon and Beau are there are prisoners! Long story short they have been breaking the law by using magic and fighting monsters in front of the public and also believe they are responsible for this recent outbreak of monsters,, all the 7 give their thoughts on suitable punishment but when it gets to Flynn he volunteers to travel with them and keep and eye on them. Making sure anything that must be concealed is done so etcetc. They agree since they kinda want rid of Flynn and there will be great punishments if he allows them to step out of line at all

SO AWAY THEY GO!!! Damon is instantly head over heels for Flynn and he does not engage (lie) And Beau likes to pester him because “he’s too quiet” and “i’m gonna make him come out of his shell!!”

and from there!! strong bonds are formed!! chaos ensues!! maybe someone dies!! who knows<33

if u read all of that ur insane

#herrmitton ocs #flynn #flynn harthrown #ocs #oc #oc art #oc artwork #original character #original character art #original character artwork #artwork #oc design #original character design