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#htgawm incorrect quotes
rockabye-billy · 8 months
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Asher: is that the—
Michaela: the $20,000 Vera Wang bespoke wedding gown? yes yes it is
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fandomidiot · 2 years
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Oliver: are you doing the dishes tonight?
Connor: no its your turn
Oliver: right right.
Oliver: hey remember when you killed a man?
Connor: *sigh* you could've just asked
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Connor: I want a divorce.
Everyone:
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afterglowingsky · 4 years
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Connor: Once in fifth grade this kid called me a "homo" and I thought it meant homeless.
I was so confused, I said "but Jeremy you've been to my house".
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mattmcgorrysourceit · 5 years
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[Htgawm incorrect quote]
Asher: What would you do?
Nate: Ten thousand sit-ups.
Asher: Okay. Do you have a back up plan in case my hypothetical person can only do 9500? Or three?
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ginaonline · 6 years
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New character : OH MY GOD IS THAT BLOOD ? IS THIS A BODY ? IS HE DEAD ? DID YOU KILL HIM ???
Laurel : Okay, bro, chill, it’s our 7th murder or something, we got it. You’ll get used to it.
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fantasticangelrebel · 3 years
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Annalise, putting a broken coffee machine on the table: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Bonnie: ...I did. I broke it.
Annalise: No. No, you didn’t. Asher?
Asher: Don’t look at me. Look at Connor.
Connor: What?! I didn't break it.
Asher: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Connor: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Asher: Suspicious.
Connor: No it's not!
Frank: If it matters, probably not, but Michaela was the last one to use it.
Michaela: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Frank: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Michaela: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that Frank!
Bonnie: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it Annalise.
Annalise: No! Who broke it!?
Oliver: Annalise...Laurel's been awfully quiet.
Laurel: REALLY?!
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drarreckyninja · 2 years
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Connor: This is the day that you become a man. This is the day that you get to tell every bouncer who's ever carded you, you know what? Sure I get it. Yes, I look like a nine-year-old Chinese girl.
Oliver: What the fuck?
Connor: But guess what? Today is my 21st fucking birthday. So, step aside and let the man come through.
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Sam: What’s going on with you? You can’t even look me in the eye
Bucky: ‘Cause you’re so blindingly beautiful
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Will: My life is a mess right now.
Will: I don't need a man to make it worse.
Hannibal: :(
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Lizzie: You're wrong.
Hope: That never happens.
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Wes: dah-ddy?
Wallace: do I look like—
[gunshots]
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fandomidiot · 2 years
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Michaela: you know I love you right?
Asher: *looks at blood stains on her clothes*
Asher: hmm... your words say lover but your body says alibi
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Connor: Being gay isn’t a choice.
Connor: *grabbing Oliver’s hand* It’s a game and I’m winning.
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rwbybutincorrect · 3 years
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Weiss: My life is a mess right now
Weiss: I don't need a man to make it worse
Jaune: :(
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