#i had this idea as a joke originally

[criiitter]

part 1 of turning minecraft items into ponies: grass block!

feel free to send me an ask for which one i do next!!

#i had this idea as a joke originally #but its actually so fun and wholesome #and a good character design exercise #so i will be doing more #mlp fim #mlp #art #artists on tumblr #digital art #mlp g4 #mlp oc #mlp art #mlp friendship is magic #my little pony #my litte pony friendship is magic #minecraft

[mayhemchicken-artblog]

in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off

EDIT: reblogs are STAYING OFF. op was right and correct and i have never regretted making a post as much as this one. if you want to reblog my art you can reblog something else from my blog. or commission me, lord knows i deserve financial compensation for the nightmare this post has put me through

#art #i had to block multiple people because of this post and i easily could have blocked more #do you guys have any idea how exhausting it is to hear 400 people make the exact same unfunny joke each thinking they're being original #or worry that another person might get harassed over a post i made because of the way people are talking about them #or be harassed/insulted YOURSELF because some people don't know how to fucking behave #you guys don't get reblogs back. you should be grateful i'm leaving the post up at all.

[professionalidiot32]

volo in the beginning of pla: SQUEEEEEEE OMG RUINS ARE SO COOL!!! (and i HATE arceus for not answering my prayers!!!!!!)

volo in the end: okay giratina, now hit the second tower

#has anyone else done this. i feel like this is the first original idea i’ve had in months #happy easter also #and trans day of visibility! #i haven’t posted in a whileeee my bad #pokemon volo #pla #pokemon legends arceus #traditional art #giratina #9/11 joke #pkmn #struggled so bad on those handssss #my volo obsession may be returning #ugh his forehead looks to big on the first one i just noticed #pla volo #pokemon #volo #art

[mangofanarts]

Them

#qsmp #qsmp chayanne #qsmp tallulah #I gave Chayanne solid black eyes because originally I had wanted to make Chayanne and Dapper's designs inverses to each other #Dapper with solid white eyes and Chayanne with solid black eyes in return #I had the idea to want to inverse them because of how both Bad and Philza had wanted either Dapper or Chayanne when #they were gonna pick an egg - It's also why I made Chayanne grayish so that it was a bit similar to Dapper but not completely #though I changed some things through and didn't completely make them inverses of each other #I gave Chayanne purpleish clothes because I remember Missa saying that Chayanne had a similar fashion sense to him - in a vod that was the #first day that Missa got Chayanne or Missa had said something along those lines #but the floatie just didn't fit well with the purple clothes xd so I just placed it onto Chayanne's hoodie instead #I also gave Chayanne black solid eyes because there was a joke that Chayanne made that slime armor had his eye color #and Philza zoomed in on Chayanne since it's obvious that Chayanne doesn't have eyes - he's an egg #but I also wanted to take that as Chayanne not having green eyes #but I did debate on giving him green eyes to match better with my redesign of Tallulah #Tallulah's valentine model has flowers in her hair so I just gave it to her hat instead and I wanted to redesign her #mmangoarts #qsmp fanarts

[catspritesquared]

rose lalonde be like ‘i am so qualified to assess other peoples mental health because im the most mentally sound person to ever exist’ right after she does the most mentally ill things ever

also i completely forgot to post this i drew it like last month maybe

ALSO i really dont like when people make earth c postcanon fan content where they make rose a therapist . like i dont know how to word it but she should NOT be allowed to be a therapist at ALL shed like tell her patients that theyre going to die in 3 days because shed think its funny .

posting regular art tomorrow (rose again)

#homestuck #rose lalonde #dave strider #catsprites comic tag #i was originally gonna add more to this but i think keeping it short and sweet is better #although because of that there isnt really a punchline to this or anything #i just think the idea of rose going around the meteor and trying to #diagnose everyone around her as a joke a way to deflect it off herself is something ppl dont bring up #and is also pretty funny to me #if this comic had an ending itd be rose flipping the clipboard around to say UR GAY or something #1k

[cog-go-boom]

Its pride month frost you know what that means....!

THANK YOU FOR THE SUGGESTION

( [[OOC:]] spamtoon is owned by @spamtoon !! )

(edit: also I know I forgot to fix HR's text and he says 's'. I write HR's text normally and I then need to do the switch later but I'm dyslexic so I don't notice or realize so please don't think idk how to write HR text </3 already insecure as is. i can't fix it anymore though oops! be nice)

#[answered asks] #[img] #[frostbite] #[spamtoon] #[high roller] #guz art #askblog #toontown corporate clash #[[OOC:]] #apologies for the harder text readability im a bit too tired to edit that now i got stuff to do before i try to answer other asks oops #worlds most insecure hr writer ever but i need to show the fact frost and them work on the show together on this blog more #and that spam suffers for it #my excuse is that i am a firm believer that hr is calmer off stage. just equally insane however. nobody is normal in this fucking place #also this originally had a background gag but it was taking away from the main joke #also the spinny decision dart board wheel is full of either wipeout esk show ideas or jigsaw type events to put the poor audience through #(but toony) gotta be attention grabbing and that means controversially dangerous. for FUN! :D

[bolithesenate]

The origin of Sifo's hair loopies?

"Jo, what are you doing?," Sifo tried to peer at her busy fingers doing... something with a section of hair at the side of his forehead.

"Hush, hold still." She sent him a cautionary jab over the Force, concentrated solely on her little project. "I just learned how to do this, so don't fuck this up."

What 'this' was got revealed to Sifo-Dyas about half an hour later as he peered curiously into a reflective bit of a spoon (due to grievous lack of mirrors in the Archives). He tilted his head, shaking it a bit, the movement sending Jocasta's hairdresserial masterworks (?) swaying.

"And what are they?," he asked again, looking at his very proud looking friend.

"It's a Knight-braid," Jocasta said proudly, "I learned about them when I visited Jedha. Apparently they fell out of fashion already back in Grandmaster Sunrider's time, but there's still records of how to do them."

Sifo looked back into the spoon. Shook the braids some more. "Knight braids, huh," he murmured, "I've never heard of those. You sure that was a real thing that existed?"

She shrugged, already going back to her half-finished kaf she'd gotten before their little pause mid mission-prep. It must have been ice cold by now, Sifo would never understand how she could still drink it like that.

"Does it matter if they did?," she quipped back, before downing the contents of the cup. "They're cute and they suit you. Way better than that stupid beard Yan has been growing out."

Oh, so this was about the beard.

Sifo should have known.

"Maybe if it grows long enough you can braid that too?," he couldn't help but tease her, "You know, get some old traditions up and going again? Maybe start a new trend while you're at it?"

All he got was a look that could have shock-frozen Mustafar twice over. "Do not," she mocked throwing the kf cup at him, "even joke about that, Sifo. I'd rather personally shave down Master Tyvokka before touching that... thing."

Sifo laughed, fingers already reaching to play with the new braids. They were fun. "Oh, don't act like that. You can't fault him for trying to hide his babyface. There's been talks of him getting offered a Council Seat, you know. He's been stressing out over it all month."

"And his solutions to that was to grow a beard over it?" Jocasta sounded dubious. "I don't know. Sounds like a case for the mind healer to me."

"Oh shut it," he flicked her though the Force, "I think it looks stately."

"Of course you do." Her defiant murmur was barely audible, buried behind the datapad she'd pulled out. "Suckup."

"Not everyone is on a crusade against all facial hair like you are," Sifo singsonged happily, ignoring her dramatic mood (it was mostly an act anyways). "A bit of self expression won't do our dear Yan any harm."

Jocasta's face darkened further. "Not him maybe, but just see how you'll feel about it when it gives you beard-burn. That shit sucks."

Sifo snickered. "Advice taken."

"I'm serious, Sy."

"And I'll keep it in mind, Jo." He scooted over to her, flinging one of the newly installed braids against her cheek. "Plus, you've given me the weapons to defend myself now, haven't you?"

With an annoyed groan, Jocasta simply reached out, quick as lightning, and grabbed Sy's entire face, pushing him away. "Stop that you little kriffer," she complained, "I'm already regretting this, just so you know."

Sifo let himself be pushed away. Then he waited a few moments, before immediately diving back in, tackling his smaller friend in a hug. "Nahh," he said happily, rubing his face against her side, "You love me. You love the braids. Show me how to do them myself?"

"You're gonna keep them?," she asked, peering down on him. It was evident that she was flattered by the idea. Flattered that he'd liked them.

Sifo grinned up at her. "Of course. As I said, I gotta be able to beat back Yan's beard-attacks, don't I."

"Hmm." She looked off, clearly fighting down a smile. "I'll see what I can do."

#lol i wasn't sure if this was a prompt or not #but i took it as one bc i had a sudden epiphany #tbh ive thought about the origin of the loopies before #and theres many ideas ive been toying with #but them being smt that my favorite history nerd jocasta dug out from somewhere and then just installed on him is my fave one #sometimes you gotta let your friends do stuff to your hair #random boli thoughts #star wars #jocasta nu #sifo dyas #me writing #answering asks #⛏️⛏️⛏️ #also yes i hc jocasta to be an absolute beard hater #why? because my mom is and it's a constant source of jokes in my family

[mishy-mashy]

Technically an OC fic that's not Resistance-based-

Involves:

Yoichi singing the American anthem to make a baby sleep. It's the only song he ever heard on the radio, and it actually works

Kudo throwing a baby Factor over the edge to kick them out of the void because Bruce wouldn't do it

Bruce felt himself wither and die a bit more at what was expected of him.

Kudo rolled his eyes. "If you're not going to do it-"

"Second, don't you dare-"

"Kudo," Yoichi tried.

"I will," he finished, heaving her up by the back of her onesie like she were a trash bag. Raising her up to eye level, he did a brief three-finger salute.

Her head was too heavy, and neck too weak, for her to look anywhere but at his feet, biting her gums onto her little knuckles. She had no idea what this man was about to do to her.

"Hasta la Vista, kiddo. Enjoy your last seconds of life."

"KUDO!!!"

En speedrunning the marriage process because his friend wanted to (both ace, it's a QP relationship)

"Sorahiko-senpai, give me the marriage certificate," En nearly hissed over their burgers.

Sorahiko chewed slowly. "Why?"

"I'm about to set the world record for fastest divorce—!!!"

Quirk bullcrap where the story focuses on what happens if a Quirk Singularity can't adjust, and how Factors are their own personality.

AKA, when a Quirk Singularity is in a normal person, and not like OFA or AFO.

Gran Torino is bad at relationship advice

"In my experience, which is none—"

Aizawa has problem children (definitely plural) acting out on day 1

Aizawa slammed the door open.

"Hi, Shouta!" she waved, a raging blonde stuck to the classroom wall and screaming up a storm. The first day had barely started, too. "Fancy seeing you here-!"

Aizawa slammed the door shut.

Setting up a Monopoly game for the vestiges to play

"I want the doggy."

"I want the doggy!"

Kudo didn't even blink. "Shut up, Fifth, Yoichi gets the dog."

###

She looked at Midoriya, who suddenly went quiet. His expression was a bit cowed, staring blankly at the tiny player pieces.

"What?"

"Ah..." His head jolted, called to attention. His head immediately fell down a bit as he admitted, a bit awkwardly, "They're, fighting over the doggy..."

###

"Yoichi grew up with nothing. Are you really going to deprive this orphan of even a playing piece?"

"Are you seriously playing the pity card right now?!"

"I'll play any card to let Yoichi have what little he never got when he was alive,” Kudo sniffed, arms crossed. “I may have been a murderer, but wow. I never took you for a heartless monster, Fifth."

"Guys," Shinomori spoke up quietly, completely ignored and otherwise unheard underneath their spreading bickering, "it's just a board game..."

#not to worry banjo caught the baby with his quirk and kudo was banned from coming near said baby from that point on #as for why theres a baby in the void. its to do with the quirk bullcrap and Factor personality stuff #she basically got misplaced and was the just-awakened Factor in a baby and Kudo didnt like that she was there when she didnt belong #he knew she shouldve been in her original owner and not somehow here #they also had no idea how the heck she got there or how to get rid of her safely so this was kudos solution. #aizawa thought the principal was joking him when he saw this kid in his class list. because HE KNOWS THIS KID. #bnha #mha #boku no hero academia #my hero academia #oc #fic #en tayutai #ofa #one for all #theres something a bit more special to ofa here #kudo #bruce #yoichi shigaraki #shouta aizawa #the fic spans from when en was alive to the paramount war so its not like. a single time period #and its not an oc thats immortal or timetravelling either. its just following a family bloodline with different ocs #the baby factor showed up during ua #spoilers #my hero academia spoilers #boku no hero academia spoilers #i think the vestiges as an existence are already a spoiler but also. i mentioned war and stuff #banjo daigoro

[maulfucker]

This song is making me want to start yet another fic to never finish,, "Tell me... Where is your hideout? Who are we running from? I'm starting to think that you were right, and now I'm afraid of letting go of your hand...." Maul giving up on his Mandalore plan and deciding to just stalk Kenobi to tell him about his vision. Staying illegally in Obi-Wan's room because I love putting these guys in situations (and because Maul would NOT leave him alone until Obi-Wan actually accepted Maul is right, which he won't). Following Obi-Wan to Utapau and helping him escape after the clones attack, feeling equal parts vindicated and enraged (because he was proved right but Sidious still won). Them being on the run together....

#hm i should make an original post tag #maul #obi-wan #obimaul #<- probably but not necessarily. i can write non shipping fics i swear. #song is jamoga by selvagens à procura de lei #i love the original version but the acoustic version with roberta campos is also really really good #that part up there is the chorus and not the only part that's giving me fic vibes but it's the best example #''we were two winding roads seeking each other through separate ways... i thought you had blamed me‚ but no one had trapped me.. #you were the only one I could call the only one‚ and yet.. i stopped calling your name....'' #<- part that also makes me Think #back to story ideas i am also thinking about maul faking padmé's death on mustafar (with magick. because it's fun) #and padmé moving in with the larses. pretending to be beru's sister. raising luke there‚ both of them in hiding. #she would enjoy the simple life. it reminds her of her youth in naboo‚ before she became queen. #[... meanwhile maul and obi-wan are fighting for their lives] #i am a huge sucker for enemies to friends (to lovers) with these two #and i think having to live together in a small ship and shitty space hotel rooms would be great for bonding (joke) #(but i'm still shoving them in there) #what's more fun than roaming the galaxy with your worstie because you're both hiding from the government #bickering the entire time because you still lowkey want to kill each other

[astranauticus]

Rolling With Difficulty as texts I have saved on my computer for some reason

(i drew every day for like a month straight and burnt out so have this nonsense instead)

#rolling with difficulty #dani rwd #finbar rwd #kyana rwd #vrla rwd #vr la rwd #which of those is the correct tag. like genuine question #k lb rwd #maxim rwd #i had one that was k-lb and c-ra but it got eaten by tumblr somehow #anyway sorry for the wildly varying formatting these are amassed across like 4 years and god knows how many messaging apps #if you want context to 'we eat spoon' me and my friend bought a bean curd and for some reason we thought the spoon was made of like #that biodegradable/technically edible plastic material #i mean idk what it was actually made of but it sure as shit wasnt edible because i was the one who tried #same friend is the one who almost died on a highway with me because we misread google maps and tried to push our bikes #along a highway shoulder for 30 minutes at like... 12 in the morning #selling your soul for 25 bucks is a joke from when i was playing fallen london and actually sold my soul in game for about that much #im realising now that i may very well be the dani of my friend group and i have no idea how to feel about that #the original of the crush on maxim one was me @ my arospec ace friend who loved making fun of me for my dumb crushes #so it was like. my one rare chance to take revenge because while they were Suffering with that *i* was studying for a competition! lmao #i should do these more often like i do these for all my fandoms and its always a blast every time

[ineffablefool]

Hey, if you're having a good lol at Trump's ridiculously tiny hands on that New Yorker cover, then I hope you know that I -- a transmasc AFAB person with small hands and gotdamn do I wish I could change that -- am taking notes on Who Thinks Laughing At Transphobic Humor Is Fine, Actually, As Long As I Personally Think The Target Deserves It.

I am not telling anyone what to do, or not do; and here on our beloved hellsite, I am a total unknown to about 99.999944% of you, meaning you have essentially no reason to care what I think.

Maybe you've got a friend who's got Small Hands, though. Maybe he's dysphoric about it, or they get clocked a lot because of it, or xe is just tired of people pointing it out. Maybe at some point you told them, her, whatever, that no, there is nothing wrong with nir hands. They aren't laughable. Those are good hands, dammit, and you don't see a single funny thing about them, and anyone who does is just an asshole.

Oh, your friend might think, looking from your reaction to that image, and then down at their own little hands. So that was a lie, then.

Intellectual honesty would seem to lead to the conclusion that these cheap physical-appearance-based digs are either always appropriate regardless of your opinion of the target, or that they are never appropriate regardless of your opinion of the target. If you are scrambling to justify why it's totally cool, actually, to use transphobic humor if only you can find a target who's bad enough to "deserve" it -- that means you think transness can be worth mockery. You're just saving the transphobia for when you think nobody in the room will call you out for it.

I'm not the boss of you, though, so. If you really insist on your sacred right to being able to make fun of a dude's girly hands -- some dude, somewhere, there has to be a situation where you can finally make these jokes that you've been sitting on all this time -- then I guess that is your decision.

(same with any other kind of humor that trades on bigoted stereotypes. believe me, I'm not looking forward to all the upcoming political cartoons that will Very Creatively exaggerate Trump's weight, either.)

(inb4 "I'm trans and I will still laugh at Trump's small hands from now until doomsday": I guess that is your decision. It's probably good for your current followers and friends to know that about you, because that may give them info they need to make some decisions of their own.)

#ineffablefool original post #not good omens #discourse type stuff #i ... was going to have this be rebloggable so other people could point at it and go 'oh yeah me too what he said' if they wanted #but I've decided im not interested in the notes from the potential flood of bad-faith reblogs #'but if i can't make fat jokes then the terrorists have won!!' sure buddy #I've had a bee in my bonnet on this topic ever since the ~~~progressive~~~ radio talk show i listened to once upon a time #where the good little liberal host's standard phrase for referencing Ann Coulter compared her to a) a horse b) an intersex person #why! are you so eager! to make bigoted jokes! as soon as you find someone who nobody in the room will defend!!! #and what should I assume will happen to me if i ever find myself thus undefended? #(for the younger set: Coulter was a prominent conservative political figure who had a somewhat long and not traditionally feminine face) #(or for the not US-based set #i have no idea if anyone outside of the States ever heard of her)

[sonknuxadow]

the most homophobic thing thats ever happened in the history of sonic is im not staring at the moon and thinking about him being taken out of the english dub of sonic x

#actually everything about that scene was changed dialogue wise. the original is so much gayer than whatever 4kids did with it. SAD ! #im joking when i say its homophobic btw i have no idea what their intentions were there #if anyone doesnt know what scene im talking about btw its when everyone had gone back home except for sonic #and they were all wondering where he is and theres this scene with knuckles and rouge where theyre arguing and shit #and rouge is like seeing you stand here every night waiting for him to come back makes me miss him too... :( #and knuckles is like SHUT UP IM NOT STARING AT THE MOON AND THINKING ABOUT HIM. and hes blushing while he says this #like okay i know what you are

[swannholloway]

three patho fans in one minecraft server 😳 what will they do 🫣

#on one hand I took 50 reference shots in patho to build this #on the other I don’t think that was NEARLY enough #the rock walls are just gonna be vibes based because this is such a big project what were we thinking #also. fun fact. originally it was just supposed to be the abattoir facade with a small path leading to an iron golem farm. but uhhhh. #we took the joke/vibes too far. hyped each other up too much. #pathologic #the abattoir #is that a tag? idk #pathologic 2 #sorry my alt text probs sucks I had no idea how much detail to add 😭 #lanposts

[rapidhighway]

game, awesom, can you tag your sonadow now 👍

#yes the jokes about how its canon now because the title has x in it ale also sonadow content that i would rather avoid THANKS #im curious about this game #i havent played generations yet its been in my library for a year now... #so i have no idea what this is going to be except hey here no original ideas from us! 👍 #i would like to see some good shadow and sonic interactions but i heard generations barely had any story so idk #ough i will have to play the game now #bro i want to be excited so bad but shippers are going to be so insufferable im just going to be angry all the time #-_-

[freebooter4ever]

sometimes i forget that people new here probably don't know teddy's name so missed the irony of this. back in 2020 i named him eugene. and this hockey season i put a r*angers jersey on Eugene. cause i think im funny. ive also started to worry that i pushed my luck and criss crossed my loyalties too much and now both teams are backsliding ;_; but Teddy Gene has been sporting this jersey since the start of the season so i dont think its his fault. both teams have back to back games starting tomorrow before the break and im Concerned :(

#teddy gene's origin was that i bought him in the first month of the pandemic when i realized the guy i was dating would be quarantined in SF #and then years later when i moved into the new place and quarantine was over he went into storage #and then i lost my job and months of unemployment is the WORST kind of isolation so i pulled teddy gene out of storage again #he was named during a time when i had too many eugenes they were popping up like daisies so his name is also a joke #2019/2020 was a fun year #also in my defense when i first started drawing geno i had no idea evgeni could mean eugene #it's not like im intentionally starting a eugene collection or something #anyways he is good for hugs #soft and squishy and you can give his little forehead a kiss cause hes so cute #kind of like a cat but without the allergies #and he roots for both new york and pittsburgh despite the jersey loyalty #jrnlsht

[blue-eli]

@khoc-week I am late I am very late-

Day one: Introductions!

Nathaniel Ezra Wyatt: a scholar, magic user, and very concerned adult. His home world (Hyrule, yes he is technically an LoZ oc as well shhh) fell only a year or so after Radiant Garden’s fall, when he was around 37, and he found himself in Traverse Town. He ended up bonding with the group from RG who were living there (Cid, Leon, Aerith, Cloud, and Yuffie) and found himself part of their little patchwork family. He is, despite looking like an pretentious old librarian, quite outgoing, and loves hearing peoples stories. He is also quite parental by nature, and keeps on finding himself adopting any stray child soldier he comes across (why are there so many-), and co-parenting the RG kids with Cid. After Maleficent was defeated in kh1 he made the decision to go with to Hollow Bastion with the gang instead of staying in Traverse Town or hoping to find himself back in Hyrule. He’s settled into Radiant Garden quite permanently now, and spends most of his time helping his family rebuild it. :)

#khocweek2023 #Nathaniel Ezra Wyatt #kh oc #kingdom hearts oc #kingdom hearts original character #kingdom hearts #blue boi draws #kh ocs #kh oc week #Ezra my beloved #because this isn’t coloured it’s hard to tell but: my mans wears a lot of brown #he has brown hair brown eyes brown skin all his clothes are some shade of brown #it’s kinda a inside joke at this point. Sora actually points it out and then gets him little colourful pins #(ala the one you can get at Disney parks) #to ‘give his wardrobe more colour’. Jokes on him because Nathaniel is actually very touched by this and wears them around a lot #and WILL tell people his son got them for him :))) also this made him double down on everything else he wears just being brown #it’s tradition at this point any world Sora goes to he’ll look for a pin to buy for Ezra. I imagine if he was a real character in the games #they’d be a type of collectible you could get. #just realised I straight up did not mention in the main bit that he has basically adopted Sora as his kid yeah that’s his son now #look at how cool and talented his son is he loves him very much. straight up originally made Ezra based on the idea of ‘what if Sora had an #adult in his life who was very openly amazed by how powerful and talented and skilled he is and told him that’ because gods know Sora needs #someone like that in his life. Wyatt’s Sora has less self esteem issues then canon Sora because every time he visits Ezra he’ll tell him #what he’s been doing and show him any spells he’s learned and Ezra will be like ‘that’s amazing you should be proud of yourself I am proud #of you good job you’re doing amazing’ and ‘that’s fucked up you don’t deserve that shit you deserve so much better’ and is very validating #Ezra is found usually by a training area where you can show him whatever cool moves you know and he will be amazing and talk to you about #how you learned this stuff and then give you a biscuit and some tea or something #we love him Ezra’s great