#i is the confuzzled

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 290

Ghosts have the habit of taking names of those they’ve defeated. Not in spars or play-fights of course, and one has to actually be an adult for the instinct to hit, but it happens. It happens far more often than one would think. 

Jason? Actually has no clue when he comes back to the living why he stole one of the Joker’s older names, nor why the Pit goes so angry when he thinks about Robin- HisTitleHisFraidNameFromFamily- 

Now the Pit? Not a baby semi-near the cusp of adulthood, in fact is Very Old even if it’s more hivemind-esque then a full on realms entity. Very offended for the Baby it was gifted, because who takes that from a literal infant?! 

Oh! Oh that’s another baby! Hm, change of plans, obviously the baby is also its. Because while adult ghosts trying to forcefully take a Name is a direct challenge? A ghostling- or in this case liminal- doing it is an open invitation for adoption. 

#DCxDP #DPxDC #Prompts #Sentient Lazarus Pit #Jason has no clue what happened either #Tim got kidnapped by Pit Mad Jason and bundled into a nest #At this point Hood’s Merry Men is used to their Boss bundling up kids and helping them detox so they leave him be #Let Liminals & ghosts Purr #Dick & Bruce are so very panicked & tearing through Gotham #Not unlike how Tim’s teammates are freaking out & searching outside Gotham #Meanwhile Tim is just confuzzled as Big Crime Lord curls around him & growls at anyone who so much as opens the door #the Pit: I am such a good parent :) #Later when Jason isn’t actively having Pit Episode (the Pit totally isn’t wanting babies to meet each other) #Jason holding Tim by the armpits audibly confused: You are not one of my brats #Tim who is concussed & has narcolepsy: No shit helmet-man but let me go back to sleep it’s comfy

[lil-inky]

Im going insane, perhaps wacky, one might even say cra—

hhhhhhh…..

#LOSING MY MARBLES FOR REALS #mmmm crack ship anyone??? #utmv #undertale au #undertale #undertale multiverse #fresh sans #gaster sans #g!sans #echotale #GAH #this stems from a cursed ramble I had with Kinzy #thinking how Fresh be unsuccessful in possessing a G’s body #due to G already having his headspace full (sans and gaster lmao) #mah boi gets yeeted out and thoroughly confuzzled #inky art #inky doods

[angelxd-3303]

About your comic, I imagine E gadd seeing his two children as babies and immediately adopting a protective role with them, or adopting them, period. I laugh thinking about it.

Excuse my phone's shadow, lol! Idk when I'll include Gadd in the comic itself, but your ask inspired me!

#traditional art #luigi #e gadd #gooigi #polterpup #boos #i dont think gooigi is gonna be letting go anytime soon #neither is Gadd #boos are just confuzzled #bam-boo-zzled #if you will #ill show myself out #time travel #my au

[hearts4pearlescentmoon]

I wanted to see how far back the Jonmartin Fics went and

I don’t know how posting a fics on ao3 works. Is this like a common thing or.

#i am confuzzled #johnathan sims #martin blackwood #jonmartin #jmart #tma #tma jmart #tma jonmartin #the magnus archives #ao3 fanfic #ao3

[atruesweetheart]

okay, so nobody laugh but i recently learned that there was more than one robin??? like, as in batman’s sidekick??? looks a bit like a traffic light, THAT lil guy??? apparently there are many and i’ve just been living under a rock up until a couple of months ago and honestly idk what to do with this information because the deeper i dig the more i find. nothing is as it seems, and most pressingly of all none of them appear to be okay. one seems like he’s holding on by a thinning thread, another one apparently became a crime lord for a time, another one just gives off the same energy as that one kid at the back of the class who chugs energy drinks and never knows peace, and another knows how to use a sword. a SWORD, people. he’s, like, ten. he is an infant with a murder weapon. oh, and apparently there was a blond girl one for a second???? guys please i’m spiraling GUYS—

#this was my initial reaction verbatim guys #my mind was blown i was confused i was puzzled #i was confuzzled #gobsmacked really #batman #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne

[igotsnothing]

Beginning/Previous/Next⋆♱✮☽🦇☽✮♰⋆

#the sims 4 #sims 4 story #bite me! #a love story (eventually) #sims 4 vampires #lawrence st germain #julian keats #all's fair in love and war? #i will say i am proud of larry #he did not smite dave #juju is confuzzled #dave is a sweet guy #but...hawt vampire #OH TO HAVE JUJU'S PROBLEMS #i missed my boys #glad i had a chance to update this

[local-homosexual]

Sjjwiwisi BigB au doodle

#bigb #bigbstatz #why does he have so many tags #its only two #but at the same time #im confuzzled #and gay #someone called me autistic today #im not #im just a little guy #with #a lil bit #of adhd #sorry for tag spam #i have no excuse #aaaaaa

[samrut]

Liet offers you coffee.

No, he doesn't have anything smaller and he looks at you confused if you ask -

#lol - 100% normal Liet coffee portion #he be like - wdym this is too much? I drink 5 of these a day. With the most confuzzled expression. #I need sleep. #hws lithuania #hetalia

[hyrulecollective]

OK SO, I have a question for the linked universe fanbase

What in Hylias good name is team Time and why is everyone calling me hot

Im really not, I’m not even all that attractive I don’t know what Malon sees in me ;- ;

-Time

#linked universe #lu time #linkeduniverse #team time #what is it #I’m so confused #why is everyone saying I’m hot #I’m really not I’m just some guy #please #-time #linkeduniverse time #linked universe time #oot link #loz link #confused #confuzzled #even #fandom #why #I need like #a time talks tag or something #I’m the co host I deserve on #I deal with being fronted almost twenty four seven #I deserve special tags

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

boop boop

AHA! I SEE! I UNDERSTAND!!!!!

#OHOHOHO SO IT BEGINS #i couldnt investigate as i got this ask + saw the boop posts while getting gas #was having a Minor conundrum of confuzzlement at the pump... #AND IT HAS TAKEN ME FIFTEEN MINUTES OF INVESTIGATION! #BUT AHA! I UNDERSTAND! #the carnage begins. #rambles from the bog

[gayandconfusedmotherfucker]

Is any other trans (FtM or FtNB) person afraid they’re such a hardcore pick me girl? Like I am actually so afraid that I am such a bad pick me girl that I think I’m not a girl at all, but also not?? I have no idea how to describe it lol, (but seriously please tell me thats just weird slight internalized transphobia (I live in a very conservative area) and that’s not actually the case).

#ftm #ftnb #pick me girl #i am afraid #idk #idk yall #someone help #please help #lgbt #lgbtq #lgbtqplus #trans #transgender #transmasc #confused #confuzzled #i am confused

[ancicntforged]

#ooc #i was so fockin confuzzled

[batzdites]

ok now im severly confused, how the hell is it 2013 in TT?

why i am super confused about this is this one scene, that made me happy cause i was right that it was 2012 in TT

now, at first i thought it the expiration was september 15th, 2013. confirming that it was 2012

but.. apparently TT DOES take place in 2013..?

so either

1. the candy expires on september 13th, 2015 (idk wtf their putting in the candy to make it last THAT long

2. halloween takes place in 2013, but before september for some reason?

or 3. it really IS 2012, and DS took place a little before october. (considering that it is possible to get snow before october)

OR 4, the candy is expired.. ig

timelines are shitty and confusing and i HATE THEM ❗️

#spooky month #confuzzled #I HATE TIME!!!!!

[cawareyoudoin]

Recently I have gotten many, many followers who seem to be normal-ass blogs, I wouldn't suspect them of being bots at all... But neither before or after they follow, do I get anything else from them. No likes, no reblogs. Why are you following me, people? Are you relatively new users forced to follow a certain amount of blogs? You don't look new. Are you just shy? Please come on and interact, this is a social media site! Are you just... Bots that are so well-adjusted that you seem like normal users? You're not even trying to sell me anything!

Huh?

#tumblr #bots #internet #hellsite #cawpost #caw caws #genuinely i am confuzzled

[sapphic-woes]

Ambessa but with a primal kink—

Gonna do this with royal!reader. I sat on this for a bit cuz I thought I'd have time to write a short or smth but after having the Alcina fic that was basically this, some hcs instead:

This is so up her ally, I can see this happening while you're wearing some flowy lingerie she bought for you, like a long black or white sheer robe. Something that looks dramatic when your run lmao.

Perhaps here it's with the royal reader. I can imagine you're just curious at first, asking her what it feels like to fight another person, to look at them and want to take their life, to pursue them with that killing intent, and what it felt like when she succeeded.

She describes it to you as the feeling being much like a predator to a prey. She lies in bed with you beside her, voice a steady murmur as her fingers brush over your side. "There's a reason why they call it a bloodlust. The line between the desire to kill and to love is a fickle thing. You can love a thing so greatly that when it's in your hands all you want to do is squeeze...until you crush it."

She goes on like that, and it's an intellectual, enlightening conversation...but it also makes you squirm.

The way she muddles the difference between what you know as love, and the carnal, near primal desire of human beings...is frightening to you. Ambessa understands it well...almost suspiciously too well, this seemingly unfiltered and raw kind of love.

In reality, Ambessa very clearly knows what she's doing.

She caught your little squirming easily, along with the confused, glazed eyes you fixed on her. She found your curiosity adorable, but like usual, you needed a little pushing before she could suggest anything. Now with your warm cheeks and heavy breathing...

"Would you like to try it?" You gulped, looking up into your warlord's warm, teasing gaze. "Being hunted down as my little prey? Ah–" Ambessa leaned back, as though thinking.

"But you are a princess, and I wouldn't want to insult–"

"Y-yes!" You quickly spoke, and from Ambessa's smirk...you vaguely realized that might of been a bit of a trap.

Ambessa let's you have a head start. She's not greedy. You both have the entire palace to use as your playground, and she wants to see you truly dishelved, weak, and looking at her like she really will swallow you whole.

Of course, the warlord gets what she wants.

You've never seen Ambessa use her brute strength on you. You've seen her spar, protect you and defend herself. But against you?

You wait just around the corner for her to pass. You think she's gone this way–at least, you heard her do so a moment ago. Suddenly, something flashes from the corner of your eye. Huh? You turn just in time for a hand to slam onto the wall, war torn fingers inches short of your face.

Oh my God.

Your frightful cry is overshadowed by her booming, terrifying laughter. It echoes through the halls, bouncing around your fleeing form as you sprint, desperate to get away. Ambessa walks with quick, yet leisure strides behind you, as if she knows that no matter your efforts she'll catch you soon enough. She calls out to you in a deep, sing song voice.

"Did I scare you, my little princess? Don't worry–I'll do much worse when I have you in my hands."

When she decides to finally catch you, it's in the bathhouse.

The steam makes it hard to see her until it's too late–and suddenly there are thick arms around you, pulling you underwater. When you break the surface you sputter, quickly turning red when you feel Ambessa's bare breasts against your back. Your own attire hides nothing now that it's drenched, and your warlord is particularly happy she got it for you at this moment.

She doesn't say too much, chasing you was fun, but seeing your wide eyes and heaving chest, your soft pleas to spare me like honey dripping over her ears...

She's a bit. Heated.

So it's growls in your ears and snarled out commands, pinning your arms to the edge of the bath to fuck you senseless. She's rougher than usual, hands pressing hard enough to leave light bruises and bites all over your skin. You feel a bit like a ragdoll under her touch, tossed into position after position until your full of tears and begging for her to be satisfied, because God fucking damnit–at this rate, she might kill you.

So. In conclusion, that day you find out how very intertwined regular lust...and bloodlust is for your precious warlord :)

#ambessa x reader #ambessa medarda #arcane ambessa #arcane x reader #arcane headcanon #dude ill be honest i dunno if this is even right #i researched. I am a stem major I under the power of research but i was still bamboozled #confuzzled if u will #i have a vague understanding of wat primal kink is and i hope this worked out #but this is wat i mean when im like yall believe in me too much i dunno anything suvsisbdidbdk #im happy ive tricked yall into thinking i do tho lmao #thank u for the ask♥️ #bibi answers

[p01kad0t]

Castlevania aria of sorrow is a very fun game where it's not easy to get lost at all yep

#i was running around in circles until my boyfriend gave me some pointers #i am easily confuzzled #art #my art #artwork #fanart #fan art #castlevania #castlevania aria of sorrow #soma cruz