I watched half of Skinamarink and I have a lot to say on it.
Can’t understand what is happening or what they are saying
11:36 Scenes last for too long without ANYTHING happening
11:56: Things seem to just happen for no reason or any way to understand what is happening
12:50 whos Kevin?? I think I only saw one child, so if theres two, why didn’t you show both???
14:18 Dark scenes and Hallways the movie :/
15:44 Weird suspense doesn’t make a movie scary, you need more than that.
17:44 Is the dad dead or??? They don’t explain anything!!! I’m almost twenty minutes in, give me something!!!!!!
20:30 Are the lights going to suddenly turn off?
20:39 Kinda
21:07 I get they’re kids, but why is the dialogue so spaced out :((
22:20 this really is the movie huh. re: 14:18
23:23: SOUNDS DON’T MAKE A MOVIE SCARY OR ENTICING, ITS JUST SOUNDS, DARK ROOMS AND HALLWAYS THE MOVIE.
24:25 Oh yeah, also “Dad” the movie
24:58 Left for an hour because I was tired of this movie, the entire screen is black, what is happening.
25:43 I’m getting tired of lights suddenly turning off and revealing a dark hallway
25:52: oh look actual people, haven’t seen that in a while.
26:16 Theres just audio from the TV playing as people go in and out of a dark room. How is this scary? Or honestly just enjoyable?
27:19 You can tell this movie was made in eight days (derogatory)
28:08 Alright, I’m tired of the audio being too quiet/incoherent so thank god for subtitles, secondly, “Why is mom crying?” Well why does this movie not explain anything
It is so infuriating, I get having a loose story but come on??? This movie sucks so badly, why was this even made I hate every second of this, its just nothing.
29:21 LOUD NOISES DON’T MAKE A MOVIE SCARY OH MY GOD STOP BEING QUIET AND THEN BE SO LOUD ITS NOT SCARY ITS ANNOYING.
32:36 LMAO THE TOILET JUST APPEARED AND ITS SUPPOSED TO BE SCARY. This movie is making me lose my head.
32:40 Nvm its gone again
32:49 I may sound like a broken record but theres just, not enough happening to justify long scenes. Dialogue is sparse, which could be an okay thing, when you are looking at either a white wall or a pitch black room, its just so slow. Two minutes feel like an hour, and whats worse is that the story is so hard to understand, it doesn’t even feel like a story.
Its just kids saying “Dad” or Kevin repeating Kaylees name, which maybe they will actually say something of importance, but its just tiring.
32:55: STOP HAVING JUMPSCARES THEY JUST FAIL AT SCARING ME.
34:08 And I’m tired of the grain effect, and I hate the static, it’d be fine IF SOMETHING WAS HAPPENING TO DISTRACT ME FROM THE HEADACHE IM GETTING FROM HEARING IT
35:31 re: 32:55 and 29:21
38:20 dont you just love a dark room with someones legs being abled to be seen and thats just the scene, nothing more???
38:32 OH LOOKEE ANOTHER HALLWAY THATS DARK.
38:47 We all love a filtered voice :)
41:24 “I can’t see anything” Neither can I
43:33 I wish this was anything else, I would rather be watching Mandela Catalogue rn, at least its somewhat scary and I can parse whats happening.
45:56: It really isn’t a good sign that theres an hour of this movie left and I’m think about ditching it, this isn’t fun, this isn’t scary, this isn’t interesting. It sucks so badly, when I say I want to watch anything else I mean it. I WANT TO WATCH ALADDIN 2019 OVER THIS, THAT IS HOW BAD IT IS
47:20 re: 35:31
49:27 So whats with the dad, why should i care about the kids, why should I care about the mother. Why should I care about this movie? They don’t give me anything, stuff just happens, dad was there now hes not, kid fell down the stairs nvm he’s fine now, mom tells them to close their eyes she disappears.
What does it mean, I don’t think it means anything, I think this story is too vague, to a point where I don’t think there is one. Focusing on legos doesn’t help me parse anything. It doesn’t help. Looking at a TV playing old cartoons doesn’t give me anything, them moving a couch DOESNT GIVE ME ANYTHING.
I understand that abstract art is well.. Abstract, but this is just, pointless. There is no story, or at least they don’t want to show me the story, they want to show me kids calling out for their dad who may or may not be missing.
But thats the thing, I know nothing, BECAUSE THIS MOVIE TELLS ME NOTHING
The cinematography isn’t even good for crying out loud! Its boring, its the same five angles in different rooms. And again I’m tired of the static and the grain.
It feels like a worse P.T, but thats an insult to even compare it to a Hideo Kojima work.
51:41 This movie likes to pretend its building up suspense, but the suspense is “Whens the next loud noise” or possibly even “Whens the next the audio will cut out?” Its not scary, it’ll never be scary.
This is around half of the movie, It won’t get any better so I’ve heard and I hate it. I’m leaving it here. But I’ll watch the final scene
1:37:26 Finally they changed the color, instead of the color black its dark red, such an improvement :)
1:38:37 Pitch Black with a face in the static, vaguely creepy but, It just sucks because the rest sucks
1:38:45 “Go To Sleep” Shut up with your stupid Jeff The Killer cliches.
Final thoughts: Complete waste of my time and one of the worst movies I’ve watched. 0/10
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