#imagine that... with mean jack

[icarus-star]

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Covid!era modern jack thurlow that would ABSOLUTELY have this happen to him while on a mandatory meeting with his “annoying-ass poser coworkers”

HNGGG SUBBY JACK??? GODDDD.

i've never cared for subby jack until now i'm literally going crazy hhhh.

#imagine that... with mean jack #oh fuck #jack thurlow #jack goes home #rory culkin jack goes home #rory culkin x reader #rory culkin smut #☆arties inbox

[pinkysberg]

i lie awake at night thinking about the marston daughter.

#she is somehow nothing and everything all at once #i cannot stop considering what she means and what that time looked like #died how #who was she #what was her name? #did she ever have one? #did she live days or was it weeks or months maybe even years. #was it at all? #was john excited? #did abigail tell him immediately or did she wait out of fear #how was jack? #i even wonder about uncle during it all #also imagining john with a daughter #stop #john marston

[like-butterflies-and-glitter]

you imagine jack walking the tightrope that is the line between self-destruction and self-sacrifice and then tell me to be normal about him

#captain jack harkness #jack harkness #torchwood #do you ever think everytime he dies and comes back there is part of him that feels like he deserves it #that him coming back means there are more deaths left to die more to repent #and wonders if there will be a point when he will run out and that he is scared of it but he also imagines it #like he knows he is a fixed point or whatever but sometimes...

[capnhanbers]

I'm a mean green mother from outer space and I'm BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(scene from chapter 139)

#undertale #flowey #frisk #sans #naya #undertale oc #undertale fanfiction #sans x oc #Jack of an trades #joat #my art #comic #chapter art #I'M A MEAN GREEN MOTHER A REAL DISGRACE AND YOU GOT ME FIGHTIN MAD!!!!! #with these big drawings there always ends up being a song that inspires me through it and i couldn't really find one for this #imagine my delight when i turned on the little shop of horrors movie score LMAOOOO #WE'RE GONNA DO THINGS MY WAY OR WE WON'T DO THINGS AT AAAAAAALL #WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HERE WE MFING GOOOOOOOOOO BITCH!!!!!!!!!! #i had fun experimenting with this comic!!! like the goo! and also cutting in real photo eyes and teeth for that last flowey #big things in this chapter gang big big things #this is a scene we've been leading up to since the beginning :-) since i decided to make joat a big ol vessel for all my utdr feelings #a body for chara a soul for flowey #I'm just :) excited :))) #we're in the finale y'all

[reindeerswillsavethisworld]

Corpse au case fic where the trio decided to try cracking a murder mystery, except instead of angst it's a comedy of errors where they make everything worse.

Like. Danny comes out of a portal dead and translucent and glowing, and there's charred remains of a human body on the floor. So now all three of them are freaking out, and instead of asking for help, or finding an adult, or telling literally ANYONE, they decide to just. Get rid of the body. As one does.

So that's what they do: they break out Tucker's nice shovels (because god forbid Sam's family owned something as pheasant as a shovel, and Danny's too afraid of touching their family's Patented Fenton ShovelsTM for... reasons), they find a nice desolate clearing in the woods, and then they bury Danny's body like one would a very unfortunate hamster who met their demise too soon under very suspicious circumstances. They even stay at the new "grave" in silence for a minute or five in respect and DEFINITELY nothing else, you know. And so, they bury the body, and then they (try to) forget the experience as some horrific nightmare.

And then, a year later, there's an uproar: the Amity Park's police department found the child's remains in the woods! And you see, Amity Park is not THAT big of a town, and the police estimated that the body belonged to a 14-15 year old child, and, look, there's only so many schools in a small town, alright. Obviously, the rumours start very soon in Casper High: about how the kid could've gone to their school, about how they could've died, about whether or not anybody was missing them, about their identity, and some definitely-truthworthy-would-I-lie-to-you-bro-come-on sources insist that the kid was murdered around a year ago, around the time ghosts started showing up. And these rumours obviously reach the ears of Sam, Danny and Tucker.

Now, you would've thought that their first thought would be something like "oh no, they found Danny's body", or "oh no, they know", or even simply "we're sooo fucked". Except. You see, the night they buried the body? It was really cloudy. And dark. And, y'know, it's very easy to get lost in a forest. And they were too high-strung, you see, they completely forgot to leave some sort of a marker or anything. And also like, it was so long ago, you know? A lot have happened, they were sooo busy and the likes, you can't really blame them for forgetting some things.

And here's lies the problem: all three of them just fucking forgot that there was a body left to bury at all.

And then it gets out that the police can't even conduct any sort of DNA test because it became corrupted to the point of being absolutely unrecognisable due to exposure to a large amount of ecto-energy.

It's now looks like a bad set up for a joke: an identifiable body of a child, cause of death unknown; the probable involvement of ghosts or at the very least a very large quantity of ecto-energy; a probable murderer on the loose, which naturally breeds suspicion and speculation; a town full of all kinds of rumours; and a trio of absolute dumbasses, who after hearing that ghosts were involved immediately went to stick their noses where they don't belong.

Rejoice, Amity Park! Sam, Danny and Tucker are now on the case! Except they are all teenagers, and nobody in their right mind will allow teenagers to solve a murder case. Plus, them poking around would be highly suspicious, but Phantom, on the other hand?

(people seeing Phantom helping solve this case and coming to the conclusion that the ghosts were definitely involved was not on their bingo card, but oh well)

They don't go to the cops, obviously: Danny at least in part because he's worried they will call GIW on his ass or try to arrest him, and Sam and Tucker simply because fuck the cops (one because the police is involved in a militaristic, capitalistic corrupted system that breeds injustice and furthers the divide between average people and the wealthy, and the other because cops suck and will probably call GIW on his friend's ass). They also can't go to any other authorities: cops are out of the question, as is the mayor; laboratory personnel will most likely just throw them out; and there're no witnesses or known relatives, so they're stuck.

Therefore they decide that desperate times need desperate measures, and so they enlist all of their ghost allies on a quest, hoping to find the ghost of the kid. Considering the amount of ecto-energy they were subjected to, they MUST have formed a ghost, they only need to find them.

Except. The Ghost Zone is a big place, and they only have so many allies, even if some of them are a queen and a god. So Danny bites the bullet and does the most stupid (debatable) thing he has ever done: he goes to his enemies for help. They're surprisingly understanding and willing to help, even if some of their reasons are a little... strange (Skulker and Johnny entered some sort of competition on who finds the ghost first, Box Ghost starts to seek out coffins (??) and Youngblood is not above to start torturing people to finally have a friend that is not either an adult or a complete stick in the mud). And even then they still can't find the ghost.

In the end Danny goes to Clockwork in a desperate hope that he will be able to glimpse at least a little of what had transpired on the night of the murder, and to Danny's annoyance Clockwork laughs so hard he almost pops a ghost equivalent of a blood vessel.

A few weeks down the line Sam hesitantly brings up Danny's buried corpse ("MY WHAT" "Your corpse which we buried in the woods, Danny, don't you remember?" "Yeah, bro, I think you dissociated the whole time we were digging the hole and carrying your dead body" "WE DID WHAT-"), reasonably saying that, you know, they ALSO technically buried a body in the woods. On that Tucker just shrugs because obviously it was not Danny's body, the place of the burial was way off, he remembers that there was a really big stone to the left of the grave (he doesn't and there wasn't), so they are in the clear. During that exchange Danny's sitting on the floor and having a panic attack, because he really did dissociate the whole time and afterwards legitimately forgot that there was a body to bury at all.

After that conversation all three of them leave with a certainty that Danny's body is still there where they left it, whenever it was. And so the shenanigans continue.

#yes i know that is custom made for some delicious angst and identity shenanigans #but also consider: this scenario would be very funny #three teenagers running around a crime scene trying to solve a murder case #and not realising they ARE said murder case #idk whether or not there would be an identity reveal down the line but if there would be one #i like to imagine vlad just sitting in his office alone afterwards head in hands #wondering WHAT he did to deserve this stupidity that went for MONTHS #like sir you did it to yourself when you decided to make a 14 years old your arch-nemesis #jazz is both horrified ('IT WAS YOUR WHAT') and exasperated ('what do you MEAN you forgot') #she's out there secretly hoping this sort of stupidity is not hereditary (in her case it kinda is lmao) #his parents are simply horrified (tho jack a few months down the line finds the whole ordeal rather funny) #the ghosts all forget about this shitshow rather quickly #except for ember youngblood kitty and johnny. they will NEVER let danny live it down. NEVER. #also danny waking up at 3am in cold sweat and remembering cw laughing his ass off: THIS MF KNEW ALL ALONG- #danny phantom #sam manson #danny fenton #tucker foley

[moonshynecybin]

why are we torturing bez so much??but i want to torture him further imo this rosquez reunion time is very confusing for him because it aligns with the time he starts confronting his sexuality and obviously love for cele he is depressed thinks his best friend doesn't love him (of course he does) his EnEmY is at his safe space (the ranch) he has to escape from the ranch he goes clubbing with cele (ofc I'll be there guy) to liek ravena (idk what bigger cities with clubs are around tavullia i prefer northern italy) However! he chickens out of dancing with cele at the club, just watches him from afar (sad. jealoux.), cele going home with someone else, or at least bez thinking that, bez driving home drunk in a taxi, looking at lit up windows of apartments, thinking cele is inside one with his hookup (why does my heart feel so bad playing in the background -such a bez song), single tear falling down, comes back to the ranch, finds rosquez in the kitchen fucking and idk just goes home for a while, hides in his misery

we NEVER need an excuse to torture professional athletes that look like lesbians.... the idea of bezz having like. the worst day of all time. wiped out at the ranch maybe. confused about marc and vale (SUSPECTS they are fucking but cannot in fact prove it. ignoring implications concerning his own sexuality here like it is his JOB). goes clubbing doesnt have fun. returns to the ranch like woe is meeeee my boy best friend left the club with some dudeeeee (cele comma oblivious. made a friend. they are talking about farm equipment.) and he slinks through the door listening to sad italian indie music to find rosquez fucking nasty in the kitchen. so funny. poor guy.

#imagine trying to ignore your sexuality soooooo hard and then your IDOL starts fucking the guy you think you BOTH hate. #what do you even do. despite sadly jacking off i mean #callie speaks #motogp #asks #bezz/cele #rosquez

[merethessc]

what if i told you im going insane?

#if you think about it - gaster is basically jack skellington #my art #undertale #papyrus #sans #sans undertale #papyrus undertale #frisk #frisk undertale #it's fun to think that in ut universe any films like this are actually what people imagine underground (and monsters) are like #oh and halloween now has the meaning of hoping to blend in with the monsters in case they'll ever invade the surface #ykyk #gaster dont cry #ut semister #im sorry for spam posting pl dont forget to reblog ahahah #im having so much fun drawing

[greg-montgomery]

rewatching 9x5 is not for the weak

#‘are you okay?’ ‘i am now’ his love for jack 🥺🥺 #‘she’s not you’ imagine being beth in this situation #bc this episode makes it clear that he never got over haley no matter how much he liked beth or not #if he could have haley again he’d drop beth with no second thought and it really shows in that episode </3 #i am not a fan of either relationship bc i’m jealous lol but it’s just sad to think about it #he never got over haley #never got over her death and never got over her as his first love #i mean he didn’t want the divorce in the first place so #hotch 🪐

[iheartdean]

i sometimes act like the last few episodes of spn don't exist. like i can imagine cas, dean, sam and jack being happy together as family, maybe they decide to move into the same neighborhood when sam gets married and dean, cas and jack live in the house next door. (there will be weekly bbq parties, dean insists on them so he can show off his new grill like the dad he is) and the bunker becomes this like "oh we have work to do" or "lets have a party" meet up place. they are still going on hunts but they're less risky because they dont want to lose anyone else. no one dies, everyone is happy, dean and castiel got their shit together and just happy feelings.

#do you get what i mean #spn #supernatural #dean winchester #castiel #i love them #spnfandom #sam winchester #jack kline #destiel #supernatural season 15 doesn't exist #supernatural imagine #rowena would be the drunk aunt #idc what anyone says #eileen leahy

[edslacefront]

I want to hear that conversation between Izzy and Calico Jack so bad like how did he phrase "hey so I'm sicking the British on this fag who managed to become our Ex's new boy toy will u go get him out of there pls"

But no deadass I'm so curious about their dynamic actually god I want to see Captain Hornigolds crew back in the day so bad getting ungodly levels of wasted and commiting heinous crimes and having gross gay sex sorry

#like season 2 added mary and anne bonny to the absolutely insane lineup that this crew must've been #the content i can only imagine #ofmd #ofmd s2 #ed teach #edward teach #izzy hands #calico jack #mary reed #anne bonny #captain hornigold #blackbonnet #steddyhands #our flag means death #ofmd meta #ofmd 2

[all-lars-bars]

God it's fucking hilarious that the protagonist of the first Bioshock, esteemed as a god and an example of perfection in a cult in the sequel, is technically 4 to 12 years old

#infant of a man #he is younger than the little sisters he raised #we love our four year old biological weapon #imagine killing your dad at four years old because your sleeper agent's been activated #i mean. to be fair he probably would've anyway. his dad was a jackass #bioshock #jack bioshock #bioshock spoilers #i mean. it's almost twenty years old. but I love this game and want everyone to play it

[awkwardbiseggsual]

So im rewatching Hannibal, and I'm at the scene where Jack takes Will to see Katz

Then there's this scene where he takes off Will's straight jacket, and that reminded me that Will must've taken Hannibal's straight jacket off while running away in the red dragon arc..

Now I'm mad we didn't get to see it

#I need to see this happen #bc like if u rewatch u see jack basically kneeling to unchain wills legs and imagine Hannibal's superior smirk while he watches will #YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN?? #hannibal #hannibal the cannibal #hannigram #hannibal lecter #hannibal and will #will x hannibal #hannibal x will #will graham #hannibal has a superiority complex #we were robbed #i need that scene #jack crawford #mukozuke #beverly katz #i also just realized Matthew was the one chaining will in the first place #matthew brown #the poem was also from him btw i just realized #“this killer wrote you a poem #are you going to let his love go to waste?“ #im noticing Matthew way too much in the rewatch #i mean #he IS hot #wait #this was a hannigram post #haha #yeah hannigram go brr #why are you still reading these tags

[tinyfantasminha]

YALL IF THE NEW BIRTHDAY SSR SERIES WILL FEATURE THE DSNY CHARACTER THEY ARE TWST OF, DOES THAT MEAN???????????@!%!¨???????? WE WILL GET TO SEE WHICH CHARA JACK IS TWST OF??????? GUYS.GUYS. GUYG GUYS YOU KNOW THAT IF HE TURNS OUT TO BE THE WOLVES FROM BEAUTY AND THE BEAST........................ IM A GONER IM NOT GONNA SHUT UP ABOUT IT FOR A MONTH

#jack howl #JAMILS CARD GOT REVEALED OUHGHGHHNNN ITS SO PRETTYYYYY #THE WHITE SHINY SUITS <333 AND ITS IN THE SAME POSE TOO #DOES THAT MEAN JACK WILL BE HOLDING A MACARON IN HIS BDAY ART 🥺🥺 #imagine if in jacks card theres just a blank space in the place of the dsny chara HAHHAHAHA laughs-cry

[vickyvicarious]

I don't know a lot about Victorian name conventions but Seward being caled Jack (not even John) and persumably also saying Art instead of the last name and not even Arthur strikes me as big familiarity, so far.

This is a rather belated response but I agree with you, anon. The backstory hints are too entwined and for the most part the suitor squad seem to be quite close... but at the same time there are a couple odd moments like this where there's a possible element of clarifying who one of them is. Quincey for Jack, so far, but if I remember correctly a slightly similar moment with Jack for Quincey later on (though less pronounced).

If anything, I'd suspect that those two have been mostly out of touch for a while despite previously being close. But they both definitely seem to still be in contact with Arthur throughout. Maybe it's been a while since all three hung out together, and Jack and Quincey both respectively weren't fully sure that Arthur still remembered the other one super well/was spending time with them currently.

I could see a scenario where Quincey runs into Jack unexpectedly after proposing to Lucy and invites him to come drown his sorrows together and try to cheer themselves up/have a reunion party/congratulate Arthur. In this version I think both Jack and Quincey would know that Art also proposed successfully to Lucy, but maybe not about one another also trying to propose to the same woman until they start getting deeper into campfire storytime. Perhaps they hadn't been in contact at all for quite some time.

All that said though, I personally prefer them all to have remained in touch. I do personally think Arthur may have the closer relationships with each of them, but that's not to say Quincey and Jack don't get along or aren't familiar with one another just fine as well. I mean, I've also heard the Korea line speculated to be an in-joke, or maybe it could be just another facet of the 'good old days' Quincey is trying to remind Arthur about, who knows. As you say, they've got nicknames and everything, which certain feels more casual.

#dracula daily #suitor squad #anonymous #replies #i mean who knows it could be another weird moment on stoker's part where he meant to do something else originally and then didn't fully #edit it all away in the end. but with what we get overall i prefer to imagine them all three coming in a set haha #though i admit other takes can work #the jack->quincey moment is one i haven't seen anyone else comment on and it may be just me. it's later anyways

[wolpertingerprompts]

Jack brings an Ikea bag to the carnival for all the stuffed animals he about to win for Izzy.

(Izzy acts like he doesn't need them, but really he keeps every single one.)

#cjizzy #cjizzy prompt #fic prompt #prompt blog #prompt #fanfiction #fanfic #idea #imagine #fandom #fic #ofmd #our flag means death #Izzy hands #Israel hands #calico jack #calico jack and Izzy

[avoteforme]

it's the same picture as-

#jack robinson dealing with upset women in his life- phryne rosie elsie tizzard anna ross concetta fabrizi #he's that rare thing- a man who is not afraid nor made uncomfortable by a woman's tears #soft-hearted and understanding but NOT soft-headed #instead he pairs it with a no-nonsense grounded approach #the fact that he is like this with women who are mature/experienced makes it charming #ilhsfm #jack robinson #miss fisher's murder mysteries #mfmm #also the 111 scene is when jack gets to see that phryne isn't that larger-than-life peter pan character that i always imagine he pictures #her to be i mean that's delightful and fun and i love how the whole show leaned into that but the moments of vulnerability are good too #reason number 4 why i love this character #number 1 is bc i think he is attractive 😌