#it’s a shitpost batman

[landfilloftrash]

pot, kettle, sir.

#my art #it’s a shitpost batman #my meme #Ace Attorney #Manfred von Karma #Gregory Edgeworth #Raymond Shields #i've only got the one but it feels right #sorry about the lack of posts. I have only been crafting graphite doodles of les mis as of late— #I might post them later but for now; silly :] #blueberrypancakes #rea’s trash

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce is constantly asking the kids what they like to eat so he can freeze dry their favorites into oblivion as apocalypse rations

#bruce wayne #batman #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #duke thomas #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #barbara gordon #batfamily #batfam #batboys #batbros #batgirls #batkids #batsiblings #batman family #dc comics #headcanon #crack #batposting #shitpost #tw food mention

[the-lumpfish-king]

#batman #teenage mutant ninja turtles #196 #shitpost #cowabummer

[lovesick-joey]

fyi your dad is a whor—

#dc #dcu #dcau #dc universe #dc characters #dc comics #dc art #dcu artwork #dc comics art #dc artwork #shitpost #nightwing #dick grayson #batman #bruce wayne #superman #clark kent #two face #harvey dent #oliver queen #green arrow #catwoman #selina kyle #jla #justice league #batfam #LovesickJoeyArt

[thebibliosphere]

I feel like Bruce Wayne projects the kind of amiable playboy 'fun' vibe that he'd be the type of celebrity that certain interviewers feel comfortable surprising with puppies.

You know the kind of shows I mean.

The late-night talk show situations where they're making benign small talk with their smiling guest, and there's a segment where animals get brought out, usually to talk about some sort of ecological relief effort.

So you're watching your trash TV talk show late at night, and you get to watch billionaire pretty boy Bruce Wayne be begrudgingly talked into holding a (relatively) harmless creature which inevitably gets a lot of delighted shrieks from the audience as it starts being a lot more active than the handler promised. And to his credit, Bruce doesn't flinch, he doesn't freak out. But his eyes are a little wide, and his voice a little tight as the smile on his face takes on a slight rictus quality before he's inevitably rescued by an apologetic handler who is also laughing because they all know there was no real danger, it was just funny to put Bruce, who is an undeniable good sport and already laughing along, out of his comfort zone for the sake of charity.

Meanwhile, up in the Justice League headquarters, several founding members of the League are wondering how fast they can get a fake Oscar award shipped to the space station because fuck off. Absolutely fuck off, Bruce. Where the fuck did he study? Juilliard? (Probably.)

(Clark ends up going to a novelty store during the commercial break. It's faster than trying to get anything shipped, even with the infrastructure Bats built for them. He finds it several days later taped to his console in a conspicuously empty briefing room. It's gaudy and awful, the words "Best Actor" engraved on the plaque. No one's around to see him smile. No one comments when it vanishes. Everyone thinks it's been yeeted out an airlock. Dick absolutely comments when it shows up in the manor, stashed in one of the trophy cases that sprung up for all the bat kids' school awards. Bruce has no idea how it got there. Must have been Alfred. (It was not.))

Anyway, consider, for your amusement, Bruce Wayne getting highjacked on The Gotham Toight Show with a handful of wriggling puppies and, for a split second, not having to pretend he's delighted to be there.

#batman #bruce wayne #batman shitpost #batmuppet

[violent138]

Red Hood just starts shooting at a Robin and the goons lose their shit, because that's the equivalent of asking Batman to make time in his schedule to fuck you up.

Goon: "Boss, come on, maybe let's leave the kid alone--"

Jason, snatching someone else's gun so he can keep shooting into the shadows after the first one ran out: "That's right you better run, you piece of shit! If you ever dye my hair pink again I'll fucking end you!"

Goon:

#batfamily shitposts #batkids #red hood #jason todd #dc comics #batman

[melucomarket]

Sometimes, it be like that, yfm?

#jason todd #dick grayson #batbros #red hood #nightwing #dc comics #shitpost #dc shitpost #dc batman

[the-alpine-glow]

#196 #r196 #rule #/r/196 #r/196 #shitpost #shitposting #wojaks must be eliminated #wojak #batman #meme

[areuserious]

#superbat #superman #batman #bruce wayne #clark kent #flash #wally west #<< because i said so also because he would #sorry this is so short #social media au #shitpost #unreality

[dio-niisio]

I love the idea that Batman has a Dad Instinct™. Like he just knows when one of his kids is in trouble! Whatever it is, it can be because of a villain or because they are causing mischief he just knows!

It can obviously be infuriating for the batkids, like he's in the middle of an important meeting with the Justice League and suddenly he just stops talking and goes in his personal comms and starts to bicker with Nightwing saying "No, you can't go bust that cartel alone. I don't care that you and Jason are fighting you are going to take him with you-" and you can hear a distinct "But daaaad!!" from Nightwing.

Or he just says "Don't you dare." when one of his kids is in the Watchtower with him and starts looking at Flash with mischievous eyes.

Or even better he starts to treat some of League members just like he treats his kids! Like "Don't touch that." when Green Lenten takes a step too close to one of the buttons near the windows (he was going to open the windows when the sun is directly hitting on said windows, probably temporarily blinding some people). Or "57 boxes of Oreos is too much even for you, my friend." when Martian Manhunter looks at the kitchen again (he eats too much of the stuff and is starting to become a problem).

Or when he looks at our baby Billy Batson and he has a feeling that he needs to take care of him but that's Marvel! And he's clearly a grown man! Right? (It doesn't help that he just can't find anything on him)

He cares too much for his on good

#shitpost #batman #bruce wayne #batkids #nightwing #dick grayson #red hood #jason todd #flash #green lantern #hal jordan #martian manhunter #j'onn j'onzz #captain marvel #billy batson #justice league

[monikalovescola]

#dano riddler #dc riddler #the batman #shitpost #the batman 2022 #paul dano #robert pattinson #funny #funny shit #funny post

[landfilloftrash]

this was supposed to be, and stay, a sketch /v jov

anyways my friends tossed this audio at me and I had to draw it

#my art #it’s a shitpost batman #Ace Attorney #Manfred von Karma #Miles Edgeworth #i apologize for Miles looking. Like that. I have not drawn him in two years ago and that was once and as a chibi #alright back into the grind lmao #rea's trash

[incorrectbatfam]

Gotham minimum wage is like 5x the national average to discourage people from getting PhDs

#batman #batfamily #batfam #batboys #batbros #batgirls #batkids #batsiblings #batman family #harley quinn #poison ivy #scarecrow #joker #mr freeze #gotham rogues #gotham #dc villains #dc comics #batposting #shitpost

[sophiasrant]

thinking about a mattpatt game theory style video about the identity of batman in the dc universe.

"We have to assume that Batman makes a certain amount of money to be able to have all of his gear and things like the batmobile. So let's look at the number of millionaires and billionaires that live within Gotham city. From here we can safely rule out all women and the men below five foot eight as Batman is agreed upon as 'fairly tall.' Now we look at ages and knock out people above 50 and below 30 based on how long Batman has been on the job. This leaves a manageable number of people on our list. Some can be knocked off the list manually, like Bruce Wayne. *insert poorly edited picture of Brucie in a costume Batman mask.* We can also successfully scratch out the names of people who have been in the same room as Batman. Then we look at the realistic schedules of the people left...and. No one. Not a single person was left on the list. Of course this list wasn't perfect, but you'd think we'd get at least one candidate. But the best the list got us was Brucie Wayne which... I don't even have to tell you why that's incorrect. Batman's identity remains a mystery but uh I guess that's the point."

#take whatever this is and pretend I never said it #sophia rants #shitpost #dc #batfam #batfamily #batman #robin #batman and robin #bruce wayne #brucie wayne

[lovesick-joey]

he's very helpful

#dc #dcu #dcau #dc comics #dc characters #dc universe #dc fanart #shitpost #dc comics art #dc comics fanart #dc art #dc artwork #dcu art #dcu artwork #batfam #batfamily #red hood #jason todd #batman #bruce wayne #LovesickJoeyArt

[thebibliosphere]

What do you think Batman's coffee order is?

#batman shitpost #following this thought tangent to see where it goes