#kiss me two

[artificialqueens]

Kiss Me Two, Chapter 1 (Alaska x Alyssa x Katya) - Melyssa

‘It’s not too bad,’ she offered comfortingly, ‘What happened anyway, got yourself another soulmate?’

Shangela had spent a solid three minutes laughing at her own joke before she was able to register Alyssa’s silence.

DALLAS, TEXAS 

This ‘soulmate situation’ Alyssa has taken to calling is only known by a handful of people, whom Alyssa can count within her five fingers

–three fingers

The first person would be Tabatha, Alyssa’s little sister who she loves with all her heart…and had also betrayed. Their bond had taken an unstable rift these years and Alyssa is aware of its growing distance the more she avoids her family. Still, she can’t bring herself to give that explanation to her sister in fear of the look of pity or maybe even disgust she would find on her face. 

One day, she tells herself. 

The second would be Shangela, who didn’t allow her to take three steps into the living room before she realised something was wrong. 

‘Mama I swear if you keep locking yourself in your room every single time you lose Drag Race, I might have to tell Ru not to bother considering you for All Stars 3’ Shangela says teasingly. 

‘It’s not too bad,’ she offered comfortingly, ‘What happened anyway, got yourself another soulmate?’

Shangela had spent a solid three minutes laughing at her own joke before she was able to register Alyssa’s silence. Her daughter’s face, Alyssa would swear, was the most hilarious thing she had ever seen. But she didn’t even get a second to burst into laughter herself before Shangela had started yelling so much, she was torn between being regretful and being grateful for the fact that Laganja and Gia weren’t home that day.

Two people, two people whom Alyssa loves the most in the world, were aware of just how disturbingly inconvenient her ‘situation’ was, so it came as no surprise to anyone even herself when she found herself in the office of the third person.     

“Good morning Ms. Edwards” Dr. Ford greets her with a teasing chuckle “Or shall I say, Mr. Johnson” 

Dr. Ford was a specialist Alyssa and Shangela had carefully selected from a list of doctors to help her. He specialised in Soulmate Bonding Biology and Sciences, which in all honesty, Alyssa didn’t even know was an actual occupation.  

“ ‘Justin’ would do just fine sweetie” Alyssa laughs, though the sound was stiff, maybe even weak for the one and only Alyssa Edwards. 

That doesn’t matter to Dr. Ford who keeps the bright smile on his face even as his eyes harden a little with understanding. 

“I know that given the fame you have in this area” his eyes sweep around his clinic in Dallas.  “You’d like to keep this under the wraps.”

Alyssa gives a nod “That would be correct thank you”

“Not to worry Justin, given the law of privacy between doctor and patient appointments, no word of our transaction will not spread word unless they are from your own lips” the physician nods his head towards the door.

“Though I do think that the…extra security, will do just the job.”

This pulls a laugh out of Alyssa once again, sounding more genuine than the last one. “I suppose” If one could consider a very stubborn Shangela ‘extra security’. 

Dr. John’s smile widen just by a fraction before dropping completely, demeanour beginning to take an air of professionalism as he begins to ruffle through his desk for a ziplock bag filled with pills. 

“Now Justin” he rubs through the little pink contents- small little pills. “I understand you came to me for a diagnosis of what you believe to be ‘Soulmate Burns’ “. 

“Right” Alyssa nods again. “Am I wrong?” 

“Not entirely” Dr. John sighs, pushing towards her a printed article entitled ‘Soulmate Burns- Heartbreak In Ashes’. She’s already read that of course, one of the alarmingly few writings she’s encountered over her matter. 

“Your condition, although rare, is not entirely…impossible.”

Although she already knew the answer deep inside,  Alyssa asks anyway. “And tell me doc, are there anymore ways you can define this, whatyacallit…condition?” 

Dr. John offers her a smile. “Soulmate bonds are one of the most powerful forces of nature, binding two people in a way where the mutual attraction is almost entirely impossible. Sometimes however, people manage to defy nature and well, break the connection, breaking the bond. They never do the people any harm, majority of my clients admitting that they’ve decided that taking separate directions being a relieving option to them. ”

“However” He leans his arms over the table and stares directly into her eyes “Some are not as fortunate. Soulmate bonding coupled with genuine attraction can make a force so strong, the rejection itself burns the person. Researches, including myself, has delved into this condition and labelled it ‘Soulmate Burns’.” 

“But you Mr. Johnson” He leans back, eyes gleaming in obvious interest . “Aren’t attracted to your soulmates are you?” 

“No I am not” Alyssa admits in full resolution, and yet, a stinging burst of warmth bursts from her chest, as if it was her own body screaming ‘Liar!’. She could not do anything to hide the wince that passes through her features. 

“May I see your soulmark Justin?” Dr. John’s voice softens as he stands up towards her. Alyssa only nods as she begins unbuttoning the polo she had on that day, button by button until it revealed her soulmark- a lipstick stain pressed on her chest, still as firm and purple as ever.

Not to her doctor apparently. 

“It’s fading alright” He sighs “May I touch it?” 

Alyssa nods again, alibi, a little bit more hesitant as fingers gently probe her mark.

“Ng-”  Hot, short, electricity bursts from the contact, causing her to jerk away as Alyssa finds herself shocked in every literal manner. . 

“Yup, it’s Soulmate Burns alright” Dr. John sighs as he goes back to his desk. 

Just as Alyssa had buttoned back her shirt, he pushes towards her the pills, expression indescribable as she took it from his hands.  

“Those pills will help regulate your Soulmate Burns, making sure that the mark doesn’t inhibit the usual painful processes of rejection.” The doctor explains.

“I see”  Alyssa remarks dryly as she stares at the little pink balls in the bag. There were plenty of them, about more than a hundred pieces made to last her for at least several months. They looked harmless, cute perhaps, just like the beads and sequins decorating one of her favourite dresses. 

“Be sure to take them once a day. But if there are any cases where you believe you will encounter your soulmate in an afflicting situation…you’re free to take a maximum of three per day.” 

“Afflicting situations?” Alyssa rolls the word over her tongue “Such as?”

Dr. John begins listing things off. “Oh you know, anything you feel will provoke your soul bond, such as kissing, sexual acitivites, romantic acitvities and moments of sentimentality with your soulmates.” 

Sexual activities-

Against her will, the image of Katya pressing Alyssa against the wall in the bathroom of their film set flashed in her mind. Her lips on her own, her body pressed against hers, and her hands all over her, big strong hands feeling her and feeling so warm and so…

Another burst of hot pain goes through her, forcing Alyssa back to reality.

“I-I see” She swallows as she tries to will her face to cool down.. The doctor looks back at her, this time eyes holding an obvious look of disapproval. 

“Now I remember that you mentioned in your phone call that you are to be in constant range of your soulmates.” He frowns “Is that still non-negotiable?”

Alyssa nods. 

“And not one of them knows you as a third party?”

Alyssa nods again.

The doctor leans is chair back with a defeated sigh as he stares with something almost akin to pity. “Any chance you’re not considering leaving this situation whatsoever?”

Alyssa only drops her eyes back into the pills, its bright pink colour in contract to the sound of her chuckling voice which was hollow and grave as she responded. 

“Trust me darling, if it was possible to permanently remove myself from their presence I would.”

The doctor says nothing more as he escorts her to the door. However, just as Alyssa was about to bid him goodbye, he begins to speak again. 

“Now Justin” Dr. John sighs nervously “Those pills can only do so much, so uh, there are certain conditions in which they could only work.”

Alyssa looks at him in belwideredment, why didn’t he say things sooner? “What are you talking about?”

“It means Justin, that the moment you fall in love with even one of your soulmates, they lose their effect.” Dr. John says gravely “So I highly suggest-”

“Removing myself from situation?” Alyssa asks almost laughingly, despite her inside crumbling from the information. 

So if she even gains one speck of genuine feelings for one of her soulmates…

“Oh I’m gonna be fucked” she whispers to herself as she exits the clinic, wishing that the bag of pills she had in her hands was a contract instead- one she would have definitely not signed if she knew this was going to happen. 

\\V// 

BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS 

“...GET YOUR TICKETS NOW!  AND WATCH MY ALL STARS, STAR ALL OVER THE WORLD-”

“You sure are up early”

A warm husky voice, that should have startled Alaska, speaks behind her ear. Instead, the young male chuckles as she shifts comfortably under the duvet and the pair of arms that surround her. 

“You’re the only person who finds 9AM late darling.” Alaska turns around. Instantly, she is faced with eyes, a pair of the most beautiful shade of blue she’s ever seen. They were blurry from sleep, but she catches them brighten as they meet hers. 

“You cunt” Katya laughs as she pulls her nearer so their faces were only an inch apart. 

“Oh” Alaska feels herself heat up, her cheeks probably turning into a shade of pink as Katya quirks an eyebrow at her. 

“Oh?” Katya laughs again, the sound so unbelievably beautiful, Alaska feels her own smile widen. 

“Oh good morning?” Alaska tries again as she scoots just a little bit more nearer into her partner’s space. Just a little bit. 

Katya only smiles. “Oh good morning to you too then.”

And that was all she said before cupping Alaska’s cheek and pulling her into that day’s first kiss. 

That seemed to be how Alaska woke up every single day now ever since All Stars 2. Here in Katya’s embrace, her kisses, and in her home- their home? They never really gave much specifics to it, but it had only taken them a month before Alaska had unofficially moved into the Russian’s homey abode. 

They would lie around for a couple more minutes before one of them kicks the other out to shower while the other makes breakfast. 

It was soft, it was domestic, and Alaska never realised how much she missed waking up next to someone until Katya pulled away from the kiss, a sleepy smile on her face. 

“Good morning.” Alaska sighs again. Katya opened her lips to say something again, but was interrupted by the sudden sound of RuPaul’s voice from her phone. 

“-TICKETS ARE AVAILABLE IN-”

“Shit hold on-” Alaska fumbles for the device behind her as Katya releases a long yawn. 

“They already posted the announcement?” Katya asks the brunette. 

“Yeah they posted it in Youtube this morning.” Alaska answers, only to groan as she hears a small ‘thud’, a tell-tail sign that her phone had fallen down. Unfortunately, it didn’t hit the pause button as the video continues blaring under the bed. 

“-AND SEE THE QUEENS, GINGER MINJ, ADORE DELAN-”

Katya only snickers as she begins to untangle herself from the covers. “Good luck with your phone sweetheart, but I’m going to start breakfast alright?”

“KATYA”

Alaska doesn't move from where she’s pushed her face into a pillow, but can’t help but smile when she feels a pair of lips press against her forehead. 

“TATIANNA, DETO-”

“Yeah go ahead, we have to pack today don’t we?”

“-XXY ANDREWS-”

Katya hums thoughtfully, “Yeah, do you need a ride to your apartment?” 

“ALASKA THUND-”

“Yes thank you.” Alaska yawns “Gosh there’s a lot to do today.”

“COCO MONTRE-”

“I told you that you should have moved in already.” Katya laughs as she ruffles her hair. Alaska groans yet again, but smiles fondly as she gets up to watch the other walk out the door. 

Moving in was a concept they had discussed over several dinners, but Alaska hadn’t had the motivation to go through the hectic process of moving. She’s surely regretting it now, because majority of her drag was still in her original apartment from where she now apparently has to travel to in order to pack. 

With a final groan, she stretches before getting up. There was no use complaining now she supposes. 

‘I’ll move once the tour is over’ she promises herself as she bends under her bed to start her day. 

“-AND FINALLY, ALYSSA EDWARDS!” 

#rpdr fanfiction #alyssa edwards #alaska x alyssa x katya #katya zamolodchikova #alaska thunderfuck #poly #as2 #canon compliant #soulmate au #kiss me two #lipstick stains #melyssa

[mfshipbracket]

#mf ship bracket #mf ship bracket 2023 #round 1 #shrek #shrek x fiona #shrek fiona #kylo ren #rey #reylo #star wars #i have a no kissing img policy and the other intimate pic i could find was ? rey being dead 😭 #ME SITTING THERE LIKE WHAT DO I DO….? #anyway. ngl this was the funniest one simply cuz i was doing the matchup system and realizing these two would be pit against each other. #sent a genuine shockwave thru my body ngl. #good luck everyone .

[sketchy-scribs-n-doods]

the four horsemen of Queer Agony

#can you believe all four of these are canon and two of them have kissed. can you. #hannibal #supernatural #our flag means death #ofmd #nbc hannibal #good omens #good omens 2 #spn #good omens season 2 #good omens s2 #good omens spoilers #anyway. complex queer tragedy era go brrrrr #i mean ik that castiel got sent to superhell but bear with me #destiel #ineffable husbands #hannigram #blackbonnet #im also so incredibly unwell about the 'i forgive you' hannigram and aziracrow parallel i truly am #four horsemen of queer agony

[starcurtain]

Please someone redraw this with Dr. Ratio and Aventurine because this is the exact vibe they have in my head post-Penacony.

#ratiorine #aventio #aventurine #dr. ratio #honkai star rail #hsr #not exactly #2.1 spoilers #but the vibe isn't present until then #this is canon I'm Hoyo #just trust me #I think my favorite thing about this ship #is that I went in expecting slap slap kiss #but came out of 2.1 convinced that these two could #in fact #get their shit together faster than virtually any other Hoyoverse pair #they're gonna be two years into their relationship before Seele manages to ask Bronya on a date #they're gonna be married before Renheng get their next ship tease #I just think they deserve to be those two guys who show up together #in the background of every promotion and event #and Hoyo never confirms anything #but you never see the one without the other #so everybody just KNOWS #LISTEN HOYO #I'm available for hire #you can pay me to print the money for you

[tooquirkytolose]

~The Most Beautiful Woman in The World~

Download on itch.io for extra content!

#my art #comic #it's about how when you love someone you think theyre the most beautiful person to exist!!! #it's also about me drawing a man in the sluttiest little miniskirt imaginable-who said that #i tried throwing hints throughout the story that yes the gods are doing the equivalent of making two dolls kiss #anyways hope u like it i know its quite long for a tumblr post teehee woops

[mel-kusanagi]

there's always a kiss scene that usually happens while the movie starts to end, right?

aka how beyond the spiderverse ends

#based on that one scene from madagascar 2 lmao #mayday already knows what's going on with her two dads let's be honest- #she's just happy to see them finally kiss lol #also lyla will use it for blackmail purposes hehe #pavitr meanwhile: you guys owe me ten bucks each i told you they're a thing! #peter b parker #miguel o'hara #spider man #spider man 2099 #spiderdads #peter b parker x miguel o'hara #spiderverse #across the spiderverse

[bunnybirds]

In Princess Aster's world, bunnybirds live in contented isolation, keeping themselves detached from the world in order to practice magic. Nothing is ever wrong, and no one is ever angry...even as Aster's people seem to be slowly disappearing. When her father is next to vanish, Aster resolves to find and rescue the missing bunnybirds—even if it means journeying over the rim of the world itself!

My middle grade graphic novel is officially available for preorder! Bunnybirds is a story about trauma, friendship, and my experience with autistic masking. It was drawn entirely with Prismacolor colored pencils and Pandafly markers, with Photoshop applied for color enhancement and text.

Check it out maybe! :D

That last panel with Carlin (the brown bunnybird) facing the corner was directly inspired by this wonderful TMA comic by @nubs-mbee!

#colored pencil #2024 debut #graphic novel #if you're wondering whether the bunnies are gay #of course they're gay who do you think I am #they get a lil face-lick kiss as the end of the book #and Carlin is explicitly referred to as Aster's girlfriend in book two #there's poly on the horizon as well if my publisher allows it! Keep your fingers crossed for me y'all

[x-letsbreaksomerules-x]

yuri is so fucking real you guys

#farcille #marcille donato #falin touden #dungeon meshi #murphys evil little sketches #i just finished the dunmeshi manga and its SOOO fucking good #genuinely the best manga i've read in awhile i loved it so much #in understand the shipping with these two now also. they're kissing. to me #those women are weird and in love

[ionomycin]

Swim free

#artists on tumblr #character focused pieces are harder for me than backgrounds #been trying to practice it more this year #i think there's some progress? maybe? #what's with this undersea phase i'm having #the next piece i'm already working on is staying on theme #although i'm going back to my comfort zone #in the good old eldritch monsters section #on your left you will see some soft lesbians kissing #on your right an ancient undersea horse monster older than time #i think i need to combine these two somehow........

[chiscribbs]

Disaster Twins Karaoke Battle (alt title: Getting Hyped for the Next Lair Games)

These sketches are old, but I couldn't let National TMNT Day pass without showing my appreciation in some way. I drew these some months ago, while listening to the song Stalemate from the Death Note musical yes, that's a thing, go check it out on loop, and forgot to post them. The song is a bop and I could so easily see the twins loving it, and loving to perform it even more. Massive theatre nerds, the both of them, no one can convince me otherwise.

(In my mind, Leo is singing Jeremy's part and Donnie is singing Jarrod's, but it's interchangeable.)

#Me doing my part to spread a lil theatre nerd DT propaganda. AND promote the work of my favorite modern composer. Two in one baby! #disaster twins #donatello hamato #leonardo hamato #rottmnt donnie #rottmnt leo #rise donnie #rise leo #rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #fanart #chiscribbs #Seriously go check out the song - Wildhorn is the man and he knows how to put together an insanely talented cast. #The harmonies and orchestration are just (chef's kiss) ❤

[anachronistic-falsehood]

it's so funny to me how qsmp fans who haven't watched dsmp will be like "but why is qwilbur important to qquackity like at all?? they've barely interacted and their ccs don't talk much" You Fool. these two are obsessed with roleplaying the most homerotic shit you have ever seen. you were not there in the tntduo trenches. Niki's birthday party. the Las Nevadas arc. the Wilburger Ranvan. Hitting on 16. you beautiful naive creature. ccquackity dropped everything to start stream and log onto purgatory just for the slightest possibility that it really was wilbur and he would be able to roleplay some weird gay shit. wilbur went into phil's donos to say "tell him being needy isn't attractive" knowing damn well quackity would see it and pretend to be bitter and sad about it. they are committed to the bit always and the bit is acting toxic and gay with each other, and that extends to every single character they have played and ever will play in close proximity with each other. of course qwilbur is important to qquackity because they need to act like a toxic divorced couple or they will die

#qsmp #dsmp #tntduo #they're insane your honour that's just how they are #this post came out of nowhere really i was just thinking about it and it's baffling that some qsmp fans just. don't know. they weren't ther #the “I don't think about you at all.” the “Quackity you forget where you stand next to me. You are in my shadow. Act like it.” #the tommy custody battle stream with the multiple instances of “HEY! ARE YOU TWO KISSING?” #lying face down on the floor. some people don't know.......

[artificialqueens]

💜 Kiss Me Two, Prologue (Katlysska) - Melyssa

I hope you all are having a great Pride month so far. In further contribution to our flag, here is my submission for the color purple: part two of my Katlysska soulmate AU <333. 

“Mama open this door!”

Alyssa couldn’t help but think of how hauntingly familiar this situation was. 

Outside, Shangela pounds into her door, yelling at her to open up and that ‘it has already been three days and she should get up now’. The older drag queen wanted to scoff, because she distinctly remembers being given at least a week the last time she came back from Drag Race. 

All Stars. 

Now that was hauntingly familiar. 

The challenges, runways and lip syncs had once again left Alyssa feeling like she’s just walked out of the most marvellous daydream the second time. However, unlike last time, she walked out of the competition with 15,000 dollars and 2 wins under her name. Her initial plan had been to walk out with 100,000 dollars and a crown of course, but Alyssa wasn’t complaining. Oh in no way in hell was she going to be ungrateful for the opportunity to say “I’ve done Drag Race twice!”

Alyssa almost wanted to laugh because the entire experience still felt so surreal to her. She’s got two returns, two chances, two wins, two lip syncs, two-

Two…

Two soulmates.

This time, a hollow laugh does leave Alyssa because she’s certain she might start crying again. It seems all she’s been doing lately, being stuck in some sense of emotional bi-polar roller coaster. If she’s not getting lost in the high of the past, she’s drowning in the reality of the present. 

The present where the universe where Alyssa was given two soulmates. 

...and she couldn't have any one of them. 

For the umpteenth time those three days, a slight burning sensation went through Alyssa's chest. The source? The third soulmate mark lying right over her heart, who was currently sending slight tingles of pain that wasn't actually painful. Alyssa would compare it more to the feeling of strong stinging facial cosmetics. It wasn't painful, but it didn't need to be when Alyssa knew exactly what it was.

Soulmate burns.

Alyssa was having soulmate burns. 

And if that was the worst part, it seems that while Alyssa couldn't have any one of them, they had each other. 

Alaska- the person whose eyes changed Alyssa's very definition of black, of the night sky, of the photos of space she would see online, had been her first soulmate. She was smart, she was talented, and she was caring, attributes Alyssa would have killed to have in a partner- in a soulmate. 

Katya- the attractive outgoing Russian, was Alyssa's second soulmate. She technically used to be a markless, what should her status used to be no Alyssa does not know, but most importantly, she was hers, even if it was just for one and half a day. 

Alyssa didn't know how it felt to kiss Alaska, but she sure knows how it felt to kiss Katya. 

For a moment, Alyssa felt like Katya was hers, but now even the universe had to take that feeling away from her. Replacing it was the feeling of betrayal she had felt when she rounded up the corridor and watched Katya and Alaska kissing. 

Her two soulmates locked in each other's arms, staring into each other's eyes because underneath all that make-up, dresses and pads, they knew they had a purple lipstick mark lying on their hip and on their shoulder blade. 

A slight pained noise escapes Alyssa through her teeth as pain shoots up her chest- where both of them didn't know, lied her own purple lipstick mark- the third soulmark. 

Was it possible? 

Alyssa didn't know. How three of them became soulmates Alyssa didn't know.

What's going to happen now?

Alyssa did not know. 

What she did know however was that everything she once knew about soulmates were now on the floor in a crumble of dust and pieces. She knew that if she wasn't careful, her heart would join that pile. 

'That does it' Alyssa thinks to herself once the stinging subsided. 'Maybe the universe is a bitch afterall.'

And with that final thought of the past, Alyssa launches herself off the bed, determined to face the present. Because she was going to be happy whether she had one soulmate or two. 

...or even if she had none at all. 

#rpdr fanfiction #alaska x alyssa x katya #alyssa edwards #alaska thunderfuck #katya zamolodchikova #poly #soulmate au #canon compliant #fic challenge #pride 2022 #kiss me two #lipstick stains #melyssa

[dizzybizz]

mingling memeing for today 🥰

#guys theyre so in my head i ????? helP???? #scum villian self saving system #svsss #sha hualing #liu mingyan #mingling #my art #doodle #for that last one teehee #honestly tho it could go any which way there #like... #both of them thinking biting? or kissing? shl thinking biting while lmy thinks kissing? #i kinda wanted to do full shoujo style for shl's but i went with the silly sloppy makeout instead #again IT WORKS wIT H BOTH #i was also thinking about keeping the veil for it but i didnt in the end ✋😭 #it might have been a mistake for me to learn how to draw the two of them. now there is no going back yknow. oh gods #anyways i love them and i think they could be so silly and good and aguuhhgooghgfhfghfhghghhg

[zillychu]

@phantomrose96's little sock thief!

#patches #my brief two week dive into the warriors fandom finally paid off #no don't ask me i still dont know anything about warriors but i watched a lot of animations and drew cats like i was possessed #chrissy i want to kiss her little head SO BAD #zilly art

[addhellandcurse]

OH BUGGER

#good omens #can the universe kiss him on the top of the head for me on at least someone should #just drove anyway <33 #ik it's season two eve happy season two eve to everybody who reads this!! #i need to HOLD ON TO A PLOTLINE TO KEEP MY THOUGHTS OFF OF IT FOR NEXT FEW HOURS this is so exciting ahsjjajjxj #rocking back and forward making sounds

[the-witchhunter]

DP x DC: Puppy Love

Waiting for my friend in the emergency room(they’re fine, we’ll not fine obviously but not actively dying) so might as well write on my phone

So if there are two things I’m adamant about it’s that Alfred should still be alive and that DC SHOULD GIVE JASON BACK HIS DOG

For those poor souls that do not know, Jason had a dog name, and this is 100% true, Dog. Jason is canonically bad at naming things so he named his dog Dog. And the storyline between him and her is actually really touching. He rescued her from a dog fighting ring where she was used to bait dogs. Jason earned her trust showed her kindness and she loves him for it and it makes me emotional. GIVE JASON BACK HIS DOG YOU MONSTERS

She’s not dead just got written out by giving her to someone, but still, that man loves and pampers Dog, gave her an engraved nameplate and everything

But consider Cujo, the ghost of a dog being trained to be a guard dog, put to death long before his time wanting the thing that made him happy in life: his toy. Danny finds him, bonds with him and helps him get back the thing he loves most, and Cujo loves Danny for it.

A story as old as time, a boy and his dog, or in Danny’s case a boy and his ghost dog.

So imagine this: Danny moved to Gotham with Cujo and things are going great, except for one thing.

Cujo has a little crush

Now normally this wouldn’t be a problem, but Cujo is a ghost. Aka he can walk through walls. So when Cujo wants to visit his lady friend, he just bolts right through the wall, and leads Danny on a merry chase.

Meanwhile Jason is confused to come home to his penthouse only to find Dog cuddled up with a smaller green dog that isn’t Beast Boy. The other dog is friendly and gets along with Dog, but it’s driving him crazy wondering how he got in without tripping an alarm. Then there’s a knock on the door

Jason opens the door to find an out of breath guy about his age with black hair, blue eyes and windswept hair that might have been intentional if it hadn’t been for a few leaves stuck in it.

And that’s how Jason met Danny

Cut to this happening a few more times and then turns into organizing little “dates” for their dogs and the while falling slowly in love with each other romcom style

That’s right, this has been a romcom about two dog owners falling in love because their dogs are literally obsessed with each other

Bonus: Danny giving Cujo “the Talk”

Danny, wagging his finger: Don’t make a rosemary’s baby, understand?

Cujo: Bark

Danny: ... good.

#danny phantom #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc prompt #writing prompt #dpxdc #Jason’s Dog #Dog named Dog #dead on main #I just want a cute Danny and Jason plot about them falling in love while organizing doggy play dates #which turn into unintentional double dates #don’t you tell me Jason wouldn’t set up a lady and the tramp moment for them #serving Dog and Cujo a plate of dog safe spaghetti and meatballs #meanwhile Danny who can’t cook out on a fake mustache and is playing music for them #and Jason just looking up from the two dogs eating by candlelight and seeing how the light flickers across Danny’s face #and realizing he wants to kiss this ridiculous man