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randomthings299 · 2 years
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out of curiosity what's the legal age for buying/ drinking alcohol in your country?
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turtledotjpeg · 1 year
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puppetmaster13u · 1 month
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Prompt 259
You know, going back in time, they thought it would be easy. Stop the end of the world by preventing the Being from well, coming into being. It should be easy to take them out, one death to prevent an untold amount of them. What could a child do?
Well. 
They really should have remembered that with a child usually comes their parent as well. And erm, said parent doesn’t seem to appreciate their logic. In fact, they are… getting their ass kicked. By a civilian. A feral civilian who apparently is very protective of said child-who-ends-up-destroying-the-world. 
They might need assistance…
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barrel-crow-n · 1 month
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Reminder that Kaz drinks alcohol and that when he's drunk he's actually more pleasant to be around (which I'm inferring from the line "If we don't pull this off, no one is going to want to be around me sober" which implies that he's nicer when he's had something to drink)
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shhh420 · 2 years
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my mom & i just video chatted bc i got a new tablet today and wanted to show it off
she proceeded to lecture me over smoking weed in my grandmothers house
“you’re gunna get kicked out” like a) ik that b) i’ve been doing this for years and she has yet to realize bc she can’t smell shit c) funny of you to care abt that, but not when your bf r*ped me 🙃 love when she cherry picks when she wants to be a mom and when she doesn’t. im just so over it.
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john---baptist · 1 year
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HAPPY 16TH BIRTHDAY!!! To this elderly bapy boye!!! he...!!!
#cats#ghhbbb this is the first time I've genuinely considered tumblr blazing a post lol but no.. i shant.. I feel too weird putting financial#information into tumblr or whatever unless I made like a seperate bank account or something not associated with anyhting else lol#but I gave it serious contemplation which is really sayng something (the evil magical spell that all cats cast over u by their perfection)#ANYWAY.................... old man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#it's technically like march 8th but I did his party a little early. I have other pictures to post later maybe too..hrmm#The '1' candle is actually a '4' candle with the side part cut off because they didn't have any 1s#I went all out (like under $15 still lol) and got new birthday decorations for him instead of using the same old#ones from the past like 5 birthdays that I've done for the cats lol..#His theme was rainbows mostly in as light of colors as I could find#The legal age to drive a car in the US is 16 so.... honk honk beep beep.. I shall go out and buy him the most expensive car on the market#as soon as March 8th comes. then he can run little errands (probably mostly getting kibbles or chicken somewhere)#stealing the rotisserie chickens from walmart or something lol#AND they would let him have them. He would drive up and walk inside and they'd call the manager to come over#and they would be so moved by his presence and his big goofy stare that they would just be like..... okey.. have all the chicken in the#entire store. Actually. have the store. it's yours now. And This would continue all the way up the chain until he was handed#the entire walmart company. And every other company. a boy who owns everything. probably wouldnt use it for evil. he'd just abolish#everything and then focus on eating chickens.. ........ chibken son...
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fuckmeyer · 8 months
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if smeyer wasn't a coward vamp!Bella would have immediately eaten her daughter Rensesmem whole-hog like Saturn Devouring His Son
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arkiwii · 6 months
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"This is for the air conditioner, you can have it on rear, or front, or both..."
"And what's this big red button for?"
"That's the self-destruct button, don't press it!!"
"Wait, for realsies?!"
"Ah! Gotchu! Nah, it's the hazard lights switch. Still don't press it unless you need to!"
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@tistheadmiral-blog
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 8 months
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One last devastating blow
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butchmartyr · 4 months
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i love just making shit up wholesale, like actually bro the fact you see trans women say “don’t be fascists about kink” and immediately assume she’s talking about any of this “loli” bullshit is so fucking telling, literally just “well she’s a trans woman talking about sex so certainly she’s evil!” but nobody cares ofc ofc why would we ever think critically or with nuance about anything when we can just hate on random trannies for no coherent reason and act like it’s moral and just, that’s so much easier
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emry-stars-art · 8 months
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not to be dramatic or anything but I would die for baby jelly Neil
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You will
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coco0milkshake · 3 months
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guys guys I just had the best idea ever-
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cum-villain · 1 year
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i think shen yuan should be 18 when he died actually it would be funny.
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alternis · 4 months
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i open tiktok. I see a skit about how "none of the batkids can drive lmao! they're all passengers princesses". the first two characters they present as 'not having a license' are stephanie brown and tim drake. I close the app, physically shaking with anger
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lilybug-02 · 5 months
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What do you think a drunk Asriel is like? Specifically you’re adult Asriel.
What I will tell you is that he got black out drunk his first time drinking at a party. He was hilariously out of it and kept asking Chara to play beer pong and dance on the furniture with him. He then proceeded to throw up the entire night.
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