out of curiosity what's the legal age for buying/ drinking alcohol in your country?
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Prompt 259
You know, going back in time, they thought it would be easy. Stop the end of the world by preventing the Being from well, coming into being. It should be easy to take them out, one death to prevent an untold amount of them. What could a child do?
Well.
They really should have remembered that with a child usually comes their parent as well. And erm, said parent doesn’t seem to appreciate their logic. In fact, they are… getting their ass kicked. By a civilian. A feral civilian who apparently is very protective of said child-who-ends-up-destroying-the-world.
They might need assistance…
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Reminder that Kaz drinks alcohol and that when he's drunk he's actually more pleasant to be around (which I'm inferring from the line "If we don't pull this off, no one is going to want to be around me sober" which implies that he's nicer when he's had something to drink)
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my mom & i just video chatted bc i got a new tablet today and wanted to show it off
she proceeded to lecture me over smoking weed in my grandmothers house
“you’re gunna get kicked out” like a) ik that b) i’ve been doing this for years and she has yet to realize bc she can’t smell shit c) funny of you to care abt that, but not when your bf r*ped me 🙃 love when she cherry picks when she wants to be a mom and when she doesn’t. im just so over it.
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"This is for the air conditioner, you can have it on rear, or front, or both..."
"And what's this big red button for?"
"That's the self-destruct button, don't press it!!"
"Wait, for realsies?!"
"Ah! Gotchu! Nah, it's the hazard lights switch. Still don't press it unless you need to!"
@tistheadmiral-blog
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i love just making shit up wholesale, like actually bro the fact you see trans women say “don’t be fascists about kink” and immediately assume she’s talking about any of this “loli” bullshit is so fucking telling, literally just “well she’s a trans woman talking about sex so certainly she’s evil!” but nobody cares ofc ofc why would we ever think critically or with nuance about anything when we can just hate on random trannies for no coherent reason and act like it’s moral and just, that’s so much easier
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not to be dramatic or anything but I would die for baby jelly Neil
You will
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i think shen yuan should be 18 when he died actually it would be funny.
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i open tiktok. I see a skit about how "none of the batkids can drive lmao! they're all passengers princesses". the first two characters they present as 'not having a license' are stephanie brown and tim drake. I close the app, physically shaking with anger
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What do you think a drunk Asriel is like? Specifically you’re adult Asriel.
What I will tell you is that he got black out drunk his first time drinking at a party. He was hilariously out of it and kept asking Chara to play beer pong and dance on the furniture with him. He then proceeded to throw up the entire night.
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