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bogmonstergeneral · 1 month

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skwistok for the soul

#i should draw these twanks more often #metalocalypse #my art #dethklok #mtl #mtl fanart #skwisgaar skwigelf #toki wartooth #skwistok #i do not like drawings tokis whiskers #i do however like drawinking skwis with just a lil pudge #just a wee bit #let these men be old

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frownyalfred · 7 months

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a random socialite at a fundraiser: you know Bruce, that boy of yours is getting to be a little too pretty. heh.

Bruce Wayne, who was also "too pretty" at fourteen and is absolutely ready to castrate anyone who even looks at Dick directly: oh?

#bruce wayne #batman #dc #batfamily #dick grayson #dc comics #tw gross old men at fundraisers #not sure how to tag that #but yes bruce was too pretty and ughhh the angst #it's not explored enough #but you KNOW he's not letting them touch dick #alfred tried his best but he couldn't be in the spotlight WITH bruce every second #and now bruce lets them talk and smiles and walks away and then ruins them

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nenayaquisieras · 3 months

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Simon has always been confused on why you gift him toys. Sure, most of the gifts you gave him were some of the things he liked. Bourbon, masks, gloves, make up for him to smudge his eyes with, some daggers and knives. Things that we're useful for him, just him. But later, you gifted him a toy airplane. He makes a comment about it, saying he is not a child anymore and you were better off giving it to Johnny instead.

"No, this is specifically for you, take it."

When he gets to him room, he walks toward his trash can, opening it with the tip of his boot. He gives one more look at the toy, his mood souring before throwing it into the trash. He goes on about his day, training, signing paper work, drills. Doing anything to ignore the pain stinging memories that the toy brought back. Emotions that were buried thousands of feet deep it could reach hell itself. Later, he lies awake in bed, staring at the ceiling, avoiding looking at the cylinder shape that's calling for him in his peripheral.

Fuck.

He pulls the covers off vigorously and stomps over to the trash can. He is standing over it like he's trying to intimidate it, as if it was an enemy he's trying to get rid of in battle. To anyone else, the scene would look comical.

He sighs to himself and reaches down to take out the toy he so cruelly threw away. He sets it on his desk and quickly walks toward his bed, facing away from his desk.

The next day, he wakes up feeling different. He swears he sees his room more vibrant, more lively. That energy follows him through out the day, having his other teammates notice his rather bright mood.

You catch him in the hallway. Pulling him aside to ask him about the paper work you left at his desk this morning. Of course, he notices the way you smile brightly, more so than usual. But he notices that you're not looking at him. More like looking at something next to him.

"What's got you so cheery?"

You turn to look up at him, feeling a bit embarrassed.

"I just..." You take a quick glance at the spot next to him, before bringing your eyes back upon his.

"I just hope you liked your gift." The same bright smile appearing on your face.

He stares at you, examining your words. Your expression.

You think you see his eyes crinkle a bit.

"Yea,"

"I liked it."

#call of duty #cod #simon ghost riley #simon riley #ghost #simon riley x reader #medium!reader #Joseph really liked his toy airplane #Honestly this was her way of giving his nephew toys without her bring up that she sees dead people #she can't be like “Ghost let me gift Joseph something”#he would be like “How the fawk you know who that is??”#sorry for errors its so late #but yea ill have more soon #I just cant figure out how to traumatize Gaz and Soap #Only Ghost and Price #love to see the old men suffer #ghost simon riley #ghost x reader

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mathelaw · 3 months

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I'm calling this the freudian headcanon of the day

#love it when old men rebel against their long dead father figures #bilbo baggins #thorin oakenshield #bagginshield #the hobbit #wonder how many people will spot sigmund #let's make it a game

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runraerun · 6 months

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Do you guys ever think about how canonically the vessels that angels occupy aren’t supposed to age (s12e10 when Cas is impressed his buddies kept their same vessels for well over a century. Also apparently Cas tells Jimmy when he first was requesting permission to inhabit his body, that Jimmy would not age while he was doing so.)

…but Castiel definitely ages. Obviously I get that this is simply because Misha himself is aging, but *my* in-universe headcanon is that he’s choosing it, (whether consciously or unconsciously) because he wants to grow old with Dean.

UPDATE: I wrote a fic for this. Enjoy!🐝

#because he’s a romantic little nerd #destiel #castiel #Destiel headcanon #Dean Winchester #he goes from dad to daddy #let’s be real #Misha collins #old men fucking #spn #supernatural #daddystiel #Destiel #deancas #someone’s probably already thought of this before me #but I’m re-entering the fandom after being gone for years so forgive me pls #1k

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starfruit-baby · 4 months

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how is it i know

#b draws #saw #saw franchise #mark hoffman #peter strahm #hoffstrahm #coffinshipping #sorry guys. i will return to light but these guys ate my brains out #tw blood #only a little though #let me know if im missing more trigger warnings please!#PANIC for me old men PANIC

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befuddled-calico-whump · 16 days

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thinking about a whumpee on a forced march through rough terrain

hands tied in front of them, on foot while their captors are mounted, sleeping out in the open, forced to beg for adequate food and water

maybe they're barefoot, a captured royal in silken robes

maybe they're in a torn suit or soldier's uniform

maybe they were stripped at the start, increasing the exposure to the elements, the humiliation

are they a terrified mess from the beginning, or do they try to endure with dignity? how long before they're stumbling, barely putting one foot in front of the other? how long before they fall?

#im particularly thinking about a notorious captain or other commanding officer tbh #his enemies have faced defeat after defeat at his hands and now that they have him they want to make him suffer #they need to travel through the mountains to reach their capitol and -of course- they make him walk the whole way #but then someone suggests taking his boots and someone else suggests stripping him naked #they can't let him -die- before he can be paraded through the streets but they'll get him as close as they can #whump #whump prompt #captive #taken prisoner #forced nudity #nonsexual nudity #military whump #fantasy whump #this also randomly made me think of one of my ye olde whump scenarios #where a small regiment ends up surrounded by the enemy and thwir captain is doing his damndest to keep his men alive #and work out a strategy to retreat #but then the enemy soldiers offer to let the rest go if they turn over their leader and they do without a second thought #so not only is he captured he's also been betrayed and is just trying to keep it together emotionally #to do list #this would also be fun with sahota or any of the crew

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ego-meliorem-esse · 26 days

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I can’t find the ask that said they request more fruk, but my love if you’re out there, pls accept this🥲

I also seem to have forgotten how to draw Arthur. Woe is me. :)

#hetalia #hws england #hws france #fruk #hws fruk #historical hetalia #my art #myart #arthur kirkland #francois bonnefoy #lets see if i post anything else before the week is over #3 exams this week im drawing old men yaoi

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trashblossomart · 8 days

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ah, so it‘s clear text I‘ve heard

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cablehaver · 7 months

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rawr!!!!!!

#mcr #drawn by jj #mikey way #gerard way #lets all draw old men as sexy anime girls #gw #mw

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harbingerofsoup · 8 months

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it’s nearly 2024, i think we as a society frankly deserve a mainstream sherlock holmes series that actually commits and makes them gay. we’re ready.

#sherlock holmes #johnlock #let these old men come out of the closet already #for the love of god

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btxtyuri · 6 months

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kusakabe wanting no part in this sorcerer shit bcs he wants to go home to his family but suddenly jumps to protect this random guy arms stretched and everything like woah OKAAYYYYYYYYYY??!!!!!