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thedragonemperess · 2 years

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"The Fabulous Hudson Hornet!" has gotta be the GAYEST and the NERDIEST fucking name-

#like okay doc #it's the 50s you guys taste a little less if that rainbow you hear?#also WHERE DID YOU GET THAT NAME?#THE FRONT OF A SPIDER-MAN COMIC?#'the amazing spiderman!'#'the incredible hulk!'#'the invincible iron man!'#'the fabulous hudson hornet!'#like okay man XD #also to compare yourself to that in such a highly awarded sport while you're still a ROOKIE?!#nah man that's gotta be at least a LITTLE but conceded #and he out here making fun of mr kachow like god damn #if you see yourself in the boy and are put off by that due to some unresolved trauma and also you hate yourself?#don't make that everyone else in the towns problem #cars stuff #marankton speaks because why not #doc hudson #the fabulous hudson hornet #that's such a fucking stupid name i love it

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fluffyartbl0g · 11 months

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The one piece reread only makes the hardest moments hit even harder,,,, even when you’re rereading it poorly in portugese

Or AKA, i found out today that HINATA SHOYO reads one piece and I haven’t recovered since

#one piece #haikyuu #hinata shoyo #roronoa zoro #(kinda)#omfg okay time for my entirely SEPERATE POST IN THE TAGS #i only got into one piece at the end of last year... but ive been in the anime and manga scene for like. my entire life #i cannot understate how WILD it is that I havent noticed how everywhere one piece is....#like once i read it... i started finding it EVERYWHERE #my sister gifted me an issue of shonen jump ages ago cause i liked act age and kimetsu no yaiba chainsaw man promised neverland etc #and it doesnt have like a one piece chapter in it actually (to my disappointment)#but IT DOES HAVE A LIL ADVERTISING SEGMENT AT THE FRONT TALKING ABOUT OKIKU FIGURINES AND OTHER ONE PIECE CRAP #AND IDK IT LITERALLY JUST BLEW MY MIND #ONE PIECE DIDNT EXIST IN MY LIFE BUT.... IT DID????#I HAD ONE PIECE MERCH BEFORE I EVEN BECAME OBSESSED WITH IT??? (hahah if you can consider a tiny segment mentioning okiku op merch XD)#just imagine suddenly being obsessed with a piece of media. and then you look around ur room and U SUDDENLY RECOGNISE A CHARACTER MERCH???#ITS BEEN IN UR ROOM FOR YEARS BUT YOUVE NEVER REALLY EVEN NOTICED IT OR JUST BRUSHED IT OFF WHENEVR U SAW IT #BUT ITS THAT CHARACTER!!!! ITS THAT MEDIA THAT UR MADLY IN LOVE WITH????#also im being 100 percent legit when i say that the sense of comeraderie i feel when someone says theyve ALSO read one piece #is insane #discovering that domics and worthiikids and all these other big youtubers that ive known for years have loved one piece like me?#it makes my heart clench and my eyes water man #ive never felt so connected to the world... one piece really is peak fiction.....#i love one piece's community sm....

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gazkerber · 10 months

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We love you, Kiryu ❤

Based on this post by @tekitothemagpie xD

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sentientstump · 8 months

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And now i try again my hand

At taming ghosts and counting sand

#whos normal and okay? 💥💥💥meeeeee💥💥💥👍🏼#won't elaborate. i just thought its a powerful line is all #hylics #wayne hylics #artstump #after pondering a bit i like the idea of him failing miserably at taming ghosts that he is sent to the afterlife instantaneously xD #like yeah ok weird alive moon man. get sent to death land!!#and hes like ok damn i will chill with the fish instead screw yall guys #totally not what i had in my head when drawing this but hey different interpretations are nice! 😂😂🙈

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gazkamurocho · 5 months

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We love you, Kiryu ❤

Based on this post by @tekitothemagpie xD

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arom-antix · 4 months

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Merry Christmas, @crickets-lovely-place! Hope you're having a lovely holiday. Here's my Secret Santa gift for you!

#i was already in a wintery mood when i got you assigned and when i then read your request this immediately popped into my head #magic practice with viktuuri and the triplets!#i had A LOT of fun with the sky and the trees and a lot of not fun with getting the piece to not look awful XD #but im happy with where i got it to so i hope you like it too!#also i have it open on both my laptop and my cintiq rn and man i hope youre gonna be viewing it on a screen better than my laptops #or at least one with colour and contrast settings more suited for art because uhm #yeah i need to change the settings on my laptop this looks #lets call it below my personal standards #SO PRAYING YOUR SCREEN IS BETTER THAN MINE #just view it on your phone that should be okay probably hopefully #ANYWAY MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS!#yuri on ice #yuri on ice fanart #fanart #art #arom antix art #arom antix #viktor nikiforov #katsuki yuuri #alex nishigori #lutz nishigori #loop nishigori #viktuuri

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onlyzhuyilong · 7 days

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Zhu YiLong has stopped working.exe

#protect this man at all costs #they asked if he heard her okay and he did hear her but remember the questions? nope xD #poor bean even I couldn’t remember her questions like hold up you ask a bunch of complicated questions in one go #he could have been cheeky and been like yo fan camera crew you recorded that right? play it back for me because welp #朱一龍 #주일룡 #zhu yilong #朱一龙 #please stand by for the queue #ya made him flustered #tw flashing lights #tw flashing light #it’s okay he answered her after being refreshed

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a-snowpoff · 2 years

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When you try to take a nap but you're haunted by the weight of your unearned success and unintentional double-kill.

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Song by Toby Fox: Undertale OST: 072 - Song That Might Play When You Fight Sans

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worstloki · 1 month

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hope this helps

#been seeing many Ramadan character voiceover memes and wanted to contribute #'why does this look like it's from the POV of Loki telling Thor to spend more time with him' uhhhhmmmmmmmm no comment #feel free to ask about any of the stuff written #summary: alcohol no - man/woman touch 4 no reason no - marriage before kissing hand - man/man touch okay - smiling good - love brother good #was tempted to throw Thor and Loki's Thor 1 fight in and jokingly label it as allowed with context like 'wrestling is good for the health'#but i think the numerous hits to the face and stakes involved would interfere XD #maybe i should make a Thor POV one too #love making silly little edits

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hauntingblue · 1 month

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Ace...?? they cloned my beautiful wife...

#ace if he was born with his mother's hair but without freckles.......#this 3d intro... damn they spent their coins here but didnt age that well xd #i love how there is nearly a movie for every character that joins since usopp.... sanji got the last one. chopper has one i havent seen #and robin now.... i mean its not their movie but you know what i mean #zoro and nami on the same wavelength i miss you.... my fag and hag sisters....#robin old design i miss you.... her and nami look so different.... not like now....#I MISS CHOPPER OLD DESIGN HE LOOKS SO SILLY!!!#the goofy scenes are too good..... 'luffy what are you doing''nothing just a fight' 'okay dont get lost'#also sanji with robin and nami while the others fight... the girls AND sanji #this guy looks like ace with his kinds long middle part hair and eyes.... and luffy likes seeing hum fight #i am seeing things where there are non but my beautiful not dead yet wife keeps haunting me once again #seeing luffy talk about how if he dies fighting to be pirate king then so be it and like HE DID!!!! AND THAT DIDN'T STOP HIM!!#kids with guns TUN TUN kids with guns TUN TUN #robin made a gigantesco mano.... this was visionary #ROBIN giving back the gun to the child so he shoots luffy and he can bounce it back.... luffy enabler num 1.#nami threatening a child with zoros sword.... i needed this so bad.#shryer.... your drip too hard.... your swag too different.... your smoke too hot.... they will kill you #NOOOOOOO the clone of my beautiful dead wife died just like him.... face down...#the old man is dying and zoro knows....#shryer is alive who woulda thot.....#'be serious' 'im always serious... didnt i get out?' this is him. omg #sanji with the cooking hacks for the fight.... i am sure of it... also sanji spy come back to me....#THE BOY IS THE SISTER??? AND THE OLD MAN AND ACE CLONE ARE BLOWN UP???#it is flour lmao they got their ideas from the fight with crocodile #everyone is alive and well 👍🏻including the hat #that was kinda beautiful with that plot twist and everyone wanting to live and all....#nami strangling zoro!!!! more!!!#talking tag #watching one piece #watching one piece movies

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sol-dream-sentinel · 6 months

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NOISE BEAST - [Just the last 2 pics are ref from my DS and copy of the artbook. This EM monster comes in multiple hues, though I chose my favorite to draw; a purple reminiscent of Rogue's own Indie Darkness. Pure coincidence? Or did Mu know something about harnessing noise? Hmmm

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Also linking my favorite track from MMSF3 because it was in this scene and YALL HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I LOVE IT!!!!

#I can't believe it's not Haunter™#OKAY OKAY I'm posting this late for Halloween or whatever but whatever XD #I play Black Ace/ Rogue noise btw #mega man star force #lol #I like purple #cw creepy #Youtube #noise beast #my art #purple #violet #aesthetic #made in procreate #purple monster #cw creepy face #I guess?

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wakebymoonsleepbysun · 8 months

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A shadow falls over you and you feel the rain stop. You look up to see Music Man holding an umbrella over you, his usually bright grin looking oddly hesitant. “The rain can’t be good for you,” you mutter, your voice partially muffled by your hoodie sleeves. “Mmm…last I heard, it’s not amazing for humans either,” he says. He lowers himself down, his six legs curling so that his body hovers just an inch or two above the pavement, which was the closest he could get to actually “sitting” beside you. “Besides, I think I’m still mostly waterproof.” “You think? Mostly?” you repeat, your incredulousness not completely hiding your worry. “Mm-hm,” he says with a nod. He smirks, but not unkindly, adding, “Though…if you’re worried about it, the simple solution would be to come back inside,” he says, holding out his free hand towards you. You briefly consider ordering him back inside without you. You’re not even sure that would work, since Wyatt still technically owns him. You suddenly realize you don’t even want to know if you have that kind of power over Music Man. You don’t want to use that kind of power over him. And that, in turn, only leaves you once choice. The simple solution, as he said. Despite everything, there’s the barest hint of a smile on your face as you place your hand in his.

(Edit: Note that while I draw my sona as the reader in these pics, Cymbal Crash Bar is a Music Man x Reader fic, so Y/N does not actually have canon design. ^^)

#fnaf music man #fnaf 6 music man #my art #my writing #tried to do lighting and shading effects on this #ended up not doing much shading #but the lighting turned out okay #and music has a pretty face so that's always nice #my sona looks like a pathetic wet cat xD #exactly as i inteded #mm cymbal crash bar

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pageofheartdj · 10 months

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eugh am i the only one who gets a bit... iffy with this weird guiltrip??

‘reblog the post or else you are the WORST! what is this, a like??? you are literally spitting in OP’s face!’

like i GET it reblogs are suuuper important, but you won’t get people to do it by making them feel bad about themselves. tell why it’s good, don’t tell who they are if they don’t want to do it for whatever reason.

it’s their blog and they shouldn’t feel pressured to make it the way others want them to.

it’s cool to tell them how tumblr works, how people are here. without ordering them how to behave though.

#twitter #tumblr #i feel like people had enough pressure after twitter #with visible likes and following #tumblr is a nice comfy place to dig in #and not be an entertainer for others #i've seen the 'if you dont want your blog to have all the reblogs make a separate blog for it'#and OOF no oof dont dont tell them what they must and mustnt do #'go make a different one' reeeally irks me the wrong way #lf;dfklj i LOVE reblogs okay XD #but MAN threating people with 'YOU ARE A BAD PERSON' doesnt vibe with me #this is such a performative twitter thing pls

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katyspersonal · 1 year

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🅱️loodborne height headcanons

But first, the canon ones - the official video introducing Maria's figma ( x ) reveals that Maria (and the Doll, as follows) is 6'7'' (201 cm), whereas default Paleblood Hunter is 5'11'' (180 cm).

Then by stretching the image of ripped models ( x ) across the chart with the heights and comparing them to Maria, I concluded Micolash is 5'11'' (180 cm), Gascoigne is 7'2'' (218 cm) and Gehrman is ~7'7''-7'8'' (approximately 233 cm)! Now to the actual hcs! Centimeters scaling is approximate since inches do not convert into very round numbers.

Two lists - in alphabetical order and from tallest to shortest, as self-reference. Might be a subject to change if I ever manage to compare models between themselves better!

In alphabetical order:

Adeline (initial) - 5'6'' (168 cm)

Adeline (transformed) - 6'9'' (206 cm)

Adella - 5'7'' (170 cm)

Alfred - 6'2'' (188 cm)

Amelia - 6'10'' (208 cm)

Annalise - 6'7'' (201 cm)

Antal - 5'10'' (178 cm)

Archibald - 5'8'' (173 cm)

Arianna - 5'5'' (165 cm)

Bestial hunter - 6'1'' (185 cm)

Black Church female hunter - 6'0'' (183 cm)

Black Church male hunter - 5'8'' (173 cm)

Blood Minister - 6'6'' (198 cm)

Brador - 6'1'' (185 cm)

Cainhurst librarian (cut content) - 5'1'' (155 cm)

Carla - 6'5'' (196 cm)

Caryll - 6'2'' (188 cm)

Chapel Dweller - 6'11'' (211 cm)

Chester - 6'0'' (183 cm)

Cleric Beast of the bridge (as human) - 6'0'' (183 cm)

Crow of Cainhurst - 5'11'' (180 cm)

Damian - 6'2'' (188 cm)

Desperate Hunter (Yharnam) - 5'11'' (180 cm)

Desperate hunter (Church) - 6'1'' (185 cm)

Djura - 5'7'' (170 cm)

Djura's Ally - 6'2'' (188 cm)

Djura's apprentice - 5'7'' (170 cm)

Dores - 6'4'' (193 cm)

Edgar - 6'2.5'' (190 cm)

Eileen - 5'7'' (170 cm)

Fishing Hamlet priest - 6'11.5 (210 cm)

Forgotten Madman - 5'4'' (163 cm)

Gascoigne - 7'2'' (218 cm)

Gatekeeper - 6'0'' (183 cm)

Gehrman - 7'7.5'' (233 cm)

Gilbert - 5'10'' (178 cm)

Gratia - 7'9'' (236 cm)

Gremia - 6'6.5 (200 cm)

Henriett - 5'8'' (173 cm)

Henryk - 6'0'' (183 cm)

Iosefka + imposter - 5'10'' (178 cm)

Izzy - 6'2'' (188 cm)

Josef - 6'1'' (185 cm)

King (initial) - 5'8.5'' (174 cm)

King (transformed) - 6'8'' (203 cm)

Laurence - 5'2'' (157 cm)

Leo - 6'5'' (196 cm)

Logarius - 8'1'' (246 cm)

Lonely old dear - 5'4'' (163 cm)

Ludwig (as human) - 7'00'' (213 cm)

Madaras Twins - 5'10'' (178 cm)

Madman's Escort - 6'1'' (185 cm)

Maria + Doll - 6'7'' (201 cm)

Micolash - 5'11'' (180 cm)

Older daughter - 4'3'' (130 cm)

Olek - 5'7'' (170 cm)

Paleblood Hunter - 5'11'' (180 cm)

Patches - 6'2.5'' (190 cm)

Queen Killer - 6'1'' (185 cm)

Rom - 5'0'' (152 cm)

Sceptical man - 5'9'' (175 cm)

Simon - 5'7'' (170 cm)

Suspicious Beggar - 5'9'' (175 cm)

Valtr - 6'3'' (191 cm)

Viola - 5'10'' (178 cm)

Vitus - 6'6'' (198 cm)

Wallar - 6'0'' (183 cm)

White Church female hunter - 5'9'' (175 cm)

Willem - 6'10'' (208 cm)

Yahar'gul hunter (Tonitrus) - 6'0'' (183 cm)

Yahar'gul hunter (cane) - 5'11'' (180 cm)

Yahar'gul hunter (cannon) - 6'6'' (198 cm)

Yahar'gul hunter (in the cell) - 5'9'' (175 cm)

Yahar'gul hunters (the twins) - 5'7'' (170 cm)

Yamamura - 5'5'' (165 cm)

Yharnam - 7'3'' (221 cm)

Younger daughter - 3'8'' (112 cm)

Yurie - 5'8'' (173 cm)

From tallest to shortest:

8'1'' (246 cm) - Logarius

7'9'' (236 cm) - Gratia

7'7.5'' (233 cm) - Gehrman

7'3'' (221 cm) - Yharnam

7'2'' (218 cm) - Gascoigne

7'00'' (213 cm) - Ludwig (as human)

6'11.5 (210 cm) - Fishing Hamlet priest

6'11'' (211 cm) - Chapel Dweller

6'10'' (208 cm) - Willem, Amelia

6'9'' (206 cm) - Adeline (transformed)

6'8'' (203 cm) - King (transformed)

6'7'' (201 cm) - Maria + Doll, Annalise

6'6.5 (200 cm) - Gremia

6'6'' (198 cm) - Yahar'gul hunter (cannon), Vitus, Blood Minister

6'5'' (196 cm) - Leo, Carla

6'4'' (193 cm) - Dores

6'3'' (191 cm) - Valtr

6'2.5'' (190 cm) - Edgar, Patches

6'2'' (188 cm) - Caryll, Damian, Alfred, Izzy, Djura's ally

6'1'' (185 cm) - Bestial hunter, Brador, Josef, Madman's Escort, Queen Killer, Desperate hunter (Church)

6'0'' (183 cm) - Gatekeeper, Henryk, Chester, Black Church female hunter, Wallar, Cleric Beast of the bridge (as human), Yahar'gul hunter (Tonitrus)

5'11'' (180 cm) - Micolash, Paleblood hunter, Crow of Cainhurst, Desperate Hunter (Yharnam), Yahar'gul hunter (cane)

5'10'' (178 cm) - Iosefka + imposter, Antal, Gilbert, Madaras twins, Viola

5'9'' (175 cm) - White Church female hunter, Yahar'gul hunter (in the cell), Suspicious Beggar, Sceptical man

5'8.5'' (174 cm) - King (initial)

5'8'' (173 cm) - Yurie, Black Church male hunter, Henriett, Archibald

5'7'' (170 cm) - Eileen, Adella, Simon + Djura's apprentice, Djura, Yahar'gul hunters (the twins), Olek

5'6'' (168 cm) - Adeline (initial)

5'5'' (165 cm) - Yamamura, Arianna

5'4'' (163 cm) - Forgotten Madman, Lonely old dear

5'2'' (157 cm) - Laurence

5'1'' (155 cm) - Cainhurst librarian (cut content)

5'0'' (152 cm) - Rom

4'3'' (130 cm) - Older daughter

3'8'' (112 cm) - Younger daughter

#bloodborne #bloodborne headcanons #use later #multi character post #heights #self-reference #see? laurence is not THAT tiny! he is the TALLEST in top 5 tiniest!#sdjfjfhsddd #honestly thooooo let him be SMOL #when you see a short man you do not bully him you kiss him and hold him in your arms like a cat AAAAAAAA #fun fact: earlier Rom was 155 cm and Laurence was 150 cm #but i was convinced that even for a comic effect that's TOO little especially for a male #so i sorta swapped them #honestly rom being the shortest (not counting the children) is somewhat accidental #because most of the known cast appears to be either abnormally tall or men that seem to have average male heights #and whatever women we do see just don't hit me as shorter than average 5'4 or 5'6 #it's okay rom you will grow big some day......#TOO big actually ahahahah #adeline had quite a height leap tho #because she drank her milk- i mean brain fluid xD

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cienie-isengardu · 1 year

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I don't want you to get upset," Vau said, "but Fi's not as you remember him." Etain nodded gravely as they waited for Aay'han to land. Vau wasn't sure if an emotional shock was a good idea for a pregnant woman so close to term, but he had Rav Bralor here if any of that female stuff needed attending to. Mird followed Etain around, staring fascinated at her belly. "He's still Fi, and I think I understand post-coma recovery now," Etain said. "You have no idea how much medical literature I've read recently. But Mird's worrying me." Bralor flicked her thumbnail against the butt of her blaster, making Mird whip its head around to stare balefully at her. "And I can worry Mird. Can't I, my little stinkweed?" Vau felt the need to defend his comrade. "Strills have very acute senses, remember. It knows the baby's coming soon." "As in snack opportunity?" "As in parenting, Rav. Mird is hermaphroditic, remember. It's capable of being a mother, too, and you know how female animals will mother anything." "Even you, Walon ..."

Republic Commando: True Colors

#star wars #republic commando #etain tur mukan #mird #walon vau #rav bralor #OKAY LISTEN BOTH KAL AND VAU HAS SHITTY TAKE ON PREGNANCY AND PUTTING ALL FEMALE PROBLEMS ON RAV #BUT VAU IS STILL BETTER IN THE SENSE HE PRESUMBLY HAS ZERO EXPERIENCES IN THAT MATTER (no children no wife etc)#AND HE IS STILL BETTER THAN SKIRATA'S PREGNANT WOMEN ARE CRANKY SHIT WHEN HE GOT INFO THAT ETAIN ALMOST LOST UNBORN KID #i mean vau worrying that emotional shock may not be the best for etain right now and be glad to have rav around so there will be #at least one person knowing what to do is quite a lot for a man that has zero reasons to care (etain is jedi and kid is her and darman #so vau doesn't need be involved but he is still worrying about her)#like it is clear he is out of his depth when it comes to the female stuff (lol)#but he is clearly trying to be nice and supportive to etain #but also rav #RAV's sass and the even you walon #haha but we know the truth vau is mothering the strill XD #but also i wonder #if strills have this strong need to mother babies - even human babies #shouldn't mird be very protective of small clone cadets?#which make me wonder more why mird would attack ordo on vau's order like it happened according to triple zero?#unless ordo was much older but then if mird mother lil clones would strill see them differently than its own pack?#like i'm kinda furious this thing about strills come in true colors when triple zero was putting vau and mird in such abusive (cruel) act #against ordo / clone #gimme protective mird mothering lil delta squad and atin good damn

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teecupangel · 1 year

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I have an idea, probably for one of your next Yew Branches idea. Considering Abbas Sofian's dying wish and I quote: "I hope there is another life after this one. Then I will see him, and know the truth of his final days..."

For this idea, it follows the usual Alt/Des relationship (Or simply Alt&Des platonic relationship). Desmond and Abbas relationship is completely platonic.

This time, Desmond reincarnates as Rauf. The name's meaning is huge giveaway. Desmond!Rauf didn't broke his leg due to his failed leap of faith (not the leap during templar attack). Since he's an instructor, he's either same age or older than Altair.

The main plot is the usual Desmond reincarnation. But this time, Abbas reincarnated as himself.

Some plot points to be considered: - When Abbas used the apple (in the original timeline), somehow it does something with his reincarnation. In gameplay, the Apple drains Abbas of his life. Might as well suck part of his soul.

-Al Mualim is actually the one manipulating Abbas to dislike Altair. This is actually one of Al Mualim's contingency plans should Altair turns his blade on him. Along the story, young Abbas saw how Al Mualim tried to manipulate him, and he was horrified how wrong he was about his "past life" mentor.

-Due to reincarnation, Rauf!Desmond, Abbas learns faster of being an Assassin. Thanks to that, Altair, Rauf, and Abbas became Assassin at the same time, and at a very young age. This actually intrigues Desmond since he know Abbas became an assassin later than Altair.

-Umar Ibn-La'Ahad and Ahmad Sofian actually survived this time. Due to Rauf!Desmond gave Umar an early warning, he didn't F up on his mission.

-However, the same cannot be said for Adha when Desmond gave Altair an early warning. Adha dies, no matter what, her death turned Altair bitter towards the creed after his mission for the Chalice.

(I was thinking about Chalice of Eden plot, that contains a soul of Isu peacekeeper like Shroud of Eden, but that's too much of a stretch.)

-Abbas was planning to give the warning first but Desmond beat him to it. Thus, Abbas grew suspicious of why "Rauf" knows what will happen to Umar. There are also points when he saw Rauf do things better than Altair, and how he actually didn't break his leg doing leap of faith.

-Knowing that Abbas is a reincarnation of himself, Desmond explains who he truly was (down to what happened in the future and how he experience Altair memories). Until how the Apple reincarnate them both. -Desmond taught Abbas Eagle Vision for the sake of his silence. Ironically, it's more advanced than what Altair have (Altair early EV can only be done by standing still, while Abbas EV will be done while walking). Abbas brags this a lot. Later on, Altair manages to learn more advanced EV (tracking enemy pathing) faster than Abbas could.

- Desmond actually taught Kadar better, thus he survived the battle in Solomon Temple.

This would be an interesting plot line and we can even add the following:

Rauf never had a limp in canon, I think? He was one of the three Assassins to take a leap in the ‘prologue’ of AC1 and he stayed behind to help the Assassin who broke his leg, telling Altaïr to go ahead so it would be strange if he had a limp before the leap. So, in this scenario, perhaps Desmond as Rauf could have trained the Assassin who was going to break his leg and that scene wouldn’t happen as all three of them would do their leap of faith correctly.

Speaking of Desmond’s age, Rauf’s age was never revealed but, yeah, I do think he’s around Altaïr’s age as well as the novel does state that Altaïr and Abbas had a different trainer during their training days. I am kinda tempted to make him perhaps half a decade older than Altaïr just so his warning to Umar would be more believable because getting warned by a kid would make Umar be suspicious of Desmond. Then again, Umar being suspicious of Desmond would be fun but also super dangerous since Umar is loyal to Al Mualim so he would definitely report it to Al Mualim… unless he believes that he should find out more information before reporting anything.

And, if you want Ahmad to survive but don’t want to give away the twist that Abbas had been reborn as well, in this scenario, why not Abbas be the one to warn his father while Desmond warns Umar? This way, both of them believed that Umar and Ahmad survived because of them and not because someone also gave a different warning.

Once Abbas finds out Rauf isn’t Rauf, I believe his first idea would be that Rauf had been reincarnated like him. I don’t see Desmond admitting the truth to Abbas, because, as far as Desmond is concerned, Abbas is the one who made it his life duty to destroy Altaïr’s life. Even if Abbas tells him that he knows Al Mualim is trying to manipulate him into hating Altaïr for some reason, Desmond would see him as who he was before, not who he could be. Plus, if Desmond was ever going to confess to anyone the truth of his existence, it would be to Altaïr first (even if this isn’t AltDes, it would be to Altaïr first)

Abbas is trying to make amends (and perhaps protect his father). Desmond will make him work for it because he has a lot of blood on his hands that Desmond cares about (and he’s also protective of Altaïr because of this).

So… what would probably happen is that Desmond won’t necessarily help Abbas be better. It’s just that Abbas already has the advantage of having all of his 60+ worth of experience in his current body so Masyaf would know them to be rivals.

If anything, Desmond would be peeved that Abbas would be considered one of the most promising novices of their batch and that would push him to push Altaïr into showing that he was better than Abbas.

Altaïr would be curious as to why Desmond is just so annoyed by Abbas when he’s normally chill with everybody else but a private tutoring session with Desmond means he could spend more time with him so he’s game.

So, in this scenario, Abbas is also still an asshole but he’s trying not to be. It just comes more naturally to him because of who he was in his previous life. Altaïr just ignores him and it’s Desmond who takes on the mantle of AC1!Altaïr’s annoyance and growling without even realizing it.

It would be funny if Kadar begins to hero-worship Desmond instead because he’s the one who shows the most promise (all because he’s trying to keep Abbas down) while Malik and Altaïr start to bond over Kadar’s hero-worshiping.

Speaking of Adha, they never did say that the ‘Chalice’ was a POE. The Chalice was Adha because she had information that could turn unite the factions and turn the tides of war. My headcanon is that Adha is considered the Chalice because her blood could activate some kind of Isu location or artifact, like she’s a descendant of a specific Isu that had a POE or something, since chalices are usually used to symbolize the whole ‘cup of blood’ thing. That was part of the premise of my idea of a Yew Branch of Desmond being Adha after all, hahahaha.

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