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Hana: Wait- you like, WHO?!
Y/n: DONT! Hana, please, for the love of everything please don't lose it. Like I said, it's just a crush! Nothing crazy!
Hana: Oh come on, when do I ever 'lose it'
Y/n: Really..?
Hana: Uh, noted. But anyways, PLEASE tell me I heard you right!!
Y/n: Yeah, you did.. but, like I said it's just-
Hana: Yeah yeah, just a crush sure. But, I mean come on! You liking anyone is a miracle of its own but LUCIO?!
Y/n: GAH- can you not Shout his name please?!
Hana: Oop- ha, sorry. But seriously! You've got a crush on our designated music man?
Y/n: Well.. I mean yeah, we've been getting out on a lot of missions together lately and sometimes I'm a bit nervous before hand so he's been letting me listen to music on the way there to help calm me down and then.. well we got to talking and such and he's really interesting and ya know he's always been cute and- GAH im rambling! *Hiding their face while Hana is grinning like a madwoman*
Hana: So what I'm hearing is, you've gotten to know him and he's gotten to know you and nowwww we just need to find out if he feels the same?
Y/n: Oh lord, no Hana, please.. I couldnt. I don't need to know anything, for all I know he's just been very nice this whole time and it's one sided and I don't want it to be awkward..
Hana: Oh don't worry! You, don't need to do anything but stay here. Detective Hana is on the case, I'm a master of stealth and information gathering. He'll tell me everything without even knowing it.
**Later that night**
In the common room, Hana finally found Lucio who was scrolling through his phone while listening to music.
Hana: Hey Lucio! *Plops down next to him, scaring him out of his thoughts*
Lucio: Woah- oh! Hey Hana! What's up?
Hana: Oh nothing much, just been wandering around bored. How bout you?
Lucio: Oh ya know, just- listening to music, the usual. *Hana goes to look over his shoulder, but he leans the phone away a bit*
S-so uh, was there- did you- uh, didja need something?
Hana: Yes actually. *Stares at him squinting*
Lucio: Okay..? And that is?
Hana: Do you like y/n? *Lucio chokes on nothing trying to suck on a breath at hanas forwardness*
Lucio: Do i- huh?? Where'd you get that from? Why do you ask?
Hana: You're so nervous, so I take that as a yes? *Smirking at her totally "stealthy" accomplishment*
Lucio: *Sighs, setting his phone down and nodding* yeah, you got me. I've actually been trying to tell them for like, a week now but every time I try I get all jumbled up and can't get it out right. So, all day I've been putting together a playlist of songs that actually fit their vibe but also spell out what I'm tryin to say.
Hana: That's actually so cute, omg.. they'll be so happy, you totally gotta finish it and send it to them! *Hopping on the couch in happiness*
Lucio: Whoa wait, back it up, they'd actually be happy? Wait a minute, did they say something about me?
Hana: *Sweating in nervousness* uh- no? Oh wow look at the time! I've gotta go walk my mech, see ya later! *Bolts out of the room, leaving a blinking Lucio behind.
Lucio: Man, what?
**The next day, Hana returns from a last minute overnight mission.
Y/n: HANA
Hana: What- huh? What'd I do?! *Notices it's y/n running towards her* oh crap.
Y/n: HANA YOUR STEALTH SUCKS BUT I LOVE YOU
Hana: *Completely confused now as she's getting shaken back and forth* what even, huh??
Y/n: Lucio, he came to my room last night sometime after you and the others left for the mission and he sent me a playlist.. it was so sweet and had so many good songs but then all the titles clicked and he likes me back.. and after we talked about all that he also mentioned your not so subtle way of asking about his feelings.
Hana: *Nervous laughter* haha, yeaaaa.. well I mean it all worked out, yea?..
Y/n: Yes, yes it did. Now, you go get your rest. I'll be with Lucio in the library if you need me.
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Hey can I request headcanons for overwatch characters and if their gf was drunk and asked them "would you still love me if I was a worm" with the overwatch men please (you don't have to do all of them but PLEASE include McCree and Reaper)
“Would You Still Love Me If I Was A Worm?” - Overwatch Boys
Includes: Cassidy, Reaper, Genji, Zenyatta, Ramattra, Hanzo, Lucio + Baptiste (w gn! reader)
Genre: fluff/kinda crack?
CW: general crack, kinda dumb tbh, suggestive in Genji and Baps, Ram is Ram (lmk if I missed anything)
been in a little bit of a writing slump but this was too good to pass up lol. I want to get a bit more writing done this week so who knows how that will go. anyway, enjoy <3 hope you like it anon!
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Cassidy:
“what kinda question is that??”
looks at you in flabbergastation
you pout and bat your eyes at him and of course, he breaks
“you’re really not gonna let this go, huh? alright—of course I’d still love you, darlin’. I’d keep you in a lil jar and you could accompany me on my missions”
a jar????
now you’re the flabbergasted one
jars don’t have air—he’s gonna let you suffocate??
what are you?? rainbow dash (sorry)??
somehow leads to him going out into the yard despite it being the middle of the night to try and find a worm
somehow finds one??
keeps it in a jar as a pet just to prove he would love you as a worm
even names it after you and pets it’s head and calls it “my wriggly little y/n”
weirdly wholesome experience would try again
Reaper
“of all the stupid shit you could have asked me…”
he says that but he’s already considering it after the question leaves your mouth
would he love you as a worm?
“what kind of worm”
what do you mean what kind of worm?? does it matter??
obviously the pink wriggly kind
he has to ponder this
sits in his chair stroking his chin trying to think of how you would be as a worm
“would you still be able to talk and think or would you be an actual worm”
????
“it would be me if I was a worm, Gabe”
more pondering
“I’d love you platonically but you would probably have a short life span. I’d throw you a worm funeral.”
better than any response you could have expected but would not try again
Genji
“would we still have sex”
please hit this man
he’s joking of course—he’s not that weird
“why would you be a worm tho”
just answer the question, Genji
green cyborg ninja dude has no idea what to answer
will you be mad if he loves your worm self more than your current self?? would you be weird if he said he would love a wormy version of you??
“I would get myself turned into a worm too and then we could have a wormy life together and a wormy wedding and little wormy kids”
“you just want to have wormy sex” >~>
“that too”
at least he’s honest?
exactly as you expected, would not try again
Zenyatta
“a worm? like the insect?”
“yes? what other worms are there”
considers this
“is everything okay?”
poor omnic boy is so confused. are you planning on turning into a worm???
please reassure him it’s just a hypothetical and you’re not turning into a worm
goes on a ten minute tangent about how we are all the same in the Iris, and that he will love you no matter what form you take
honestly so wholesome + cute
“i will care for you in this life, and the next, and all of the ones after that. even the ones where you are a worm.”
good enough would try again
Ramattra
“No”
way to sugarcoat it, babe
it’s only when you get upset that he sighs and pulls you into his lap
“why would you ever become a worm? is someone trying to harm you? you know I would never let anyone bring harm to you.”
you try to explain that it’s just a hypothetical but he’s already going on a tangent on what he would do if you got turned into a worm
talks for five minutes alone on how he would defeat your enemies and defend your honour
says he would “put you out of your misery”????
“you would KILL ME?!”
“as an act of honour”
babe….
0/10 would not try again
Hanzo
“why”
idk bro just answer the question
lots of sighing and pinching the bridge of his nose
“would I also be a worm or am i still human”
only gets more confused when you say he’d be a human and you’d be a worm
probably looks up worm life expectancy and if worms are capable of love
“would you even know who I am if you were a worm”
has to ask a million questions before he can give his final verdict
lets out a long sigh before looking you dead in the eyes
“…yes”
cute in the end but would not try again
Lucio:
“would you still love me if I turned into a frog?”
that’s not the question
somehow it turns into a discussion on if he would eat your worm self if he was his frog self?
he insists he wouldn’t and would let you ride on his back but you insist his frog instincts would be too strong
“babe I’ve once seen you almost eat your own finger while eating chips”
“ok and??”
says you guys could live in a swamp together and he would protect you from evil
“I could be like your own frog superhero. I could even sing you little froggy songs”
makes up this entire life of you guys living together as a frog and a worm and him serenading you by croaking songs at night
honestly it’s the best reaction you could have gotten, would try again
Baptiste:
“i would find you a cure and turn you back into a human”
honestly he’s very amused by this whole situation
“but what if I want to be a worm”
“if I cure you and you want to turn back into a worm, that’s on you”
fair enough
insists he needs to ‘examine’ you so he knows you’re not turning into a worm
makes a lot of jokes at your expense too
finally sighs and admits he would keep you in a little terrarium with all the food and nutrients you need
“ha, so you would love me if I was a worm”
“love is a strong word”
good enough, would not try again
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Valentine's Day HCs - Baptiste, Cassidy, Genji, Hanzo, Junkrat, Lucio, Zenyatta
Includes: Baptiste, Cassidy, Genji, Hanzo, Junkrat, Lucio and Zenyatta
Summary: what they would do for you on Valentine's day
CW: gn! reader, our boys being dorky, some allusion to the lore, pure fluff!!
happy valentine's day guys! i decided i wanted to do something fun and write HCS for ALL of my fandoms which is actually taking forever (and im not even halfway done at like 12:33am) but im having fun with it and i hope you guys enjoy! <3
OW Women Ver. + Valentine's 2023 Masterlist
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Baptiste:
with his life of being on the run, it’s rare that the two of you ever go on dates in public
but for your first Valentine’s Day together, he really wants to make it special
he takes extra caution planning everything out—casing places, making sure they’re secure
decides on taking you to a movie in the park and packs you guys a picnic
has all your favourite snacks and drinks too!!
picks you up (also random but he totally drives a Vespa/electric scooter) mostly on time
definitely seats you at a more secure place in the park where there’s not a lot of people
unpacks the picnic basket and spreads out a blanket and some pillows and a delicious spread of food
tries to be all cute and feed you food but he’s so nervous he accidentally smashes it in your face
he’s smooth with it tho and he’ll wipe your face off and kiss the spot better
“are you cold? come closer.”
cuddles you while you watch the movie to keep you warm
also off topic but he smells amazing
you guys stay in the park long after the movie ends just stargazing
he knows his constellations and points them out to you
“i like to look at the stars when I’m on the road,” he says. “because they remind me that no matter how far away you are, i still get the pleasure of living in the same world you are.”
Cassidy:
he probably didn’t realize Valentine’s was coming up until like two days before
but this man goes all out
you’re just so special to him, he has to show you how much he loves you (even tho he literally treats you like royalty every day of the year)
plans a lowkey night for the two of you
also makes it a surprise (mostly because he forgot lmfao)
picks you up on his motorbike and takes you to his favorite diner
he’s always wanted to take you there and have you try their apple pie
all of the staff there know him and they’re in awe of the two of you together
they definitely give you guys food in the shape of a heart and turn on some romantic music
he’s weirdly nervous considering it’s him
“so uh, after this I was thinkin we could go have a drink or two?”
he’s so flustered it’s adorable
and obviously you agree, and he takes you to his favourite bar
even if it is a lowkey night, you’re still happy you get to spend time with him
plus, he’s a private man, and him showing you his favorite places is his way of showing you his heart
“yknow something, darlin? I think we ought to turn this into a tradition.”
Genji:
as a proud supporter of Fuck Boy Genji™️, he definitely didn’t celebrate Valentine’s Day in his youth
doesn’t know exactly how to celebrate with you, just knows he wants to do something
asks everyone for advice, but everyone is telling him something different and it just makes him all confused
he decides to trust his instincts on what to do
picks you up in a button down and cute jeans, holding a bouquet of your favorite flowers
he doesn’t tell you where he’s taking you, but he’s so excited he’s practically vibrating the whole way
you actually have to squeeze his hand to calm him down a little bit
he takes you to this unassuming, kind of dark building on the edge of town
knocks on the door and someone opens a little slot, he says a random word and suddenly the door swings open to reveal a little staircase
takes you down and into a totally chill speakeasy
it’s warm inside and there’s jazz music filling the air
Genji looks absolutely stunning in the amber lighting too
you guys get a table with a great view of the stage and order yummy food and drinks
“Do you like it? I thought big crowds might be overwhelming and—“
Shut him up by kissing his cheek and telling him you love it
“I’ve never really���had a Valentine before, but I’m really glad you’re my first, y/n.”
Hanzo:
unlike his brother, he probably had had a Valentine before, but he’s never been one to share his life with others
however, he really wants to show you a good time and treat you to a good night
big crowds and people are not really his thing, so he sets out to make a special night at home for the two of you
invites you over for food and movies
cooks you one of his signature meals, and the two of you eat together at the table under candlelight
definitely has warm saké ready for the both of you to drink too
has one of his favorite movies and one of your favorite movies ready to go on his tv
cuddles up to you on the couch under a super soft throw blanket
honestly one of the only times he really allows himself to be super clingy and attached to you
always has his hands on you, probably kissing your neck and shoulders and head
makes sure to pay special attention to your favorite movie because he knows it means a lot to you
“I know this isn’t much but…I really wanted to share something special with you away from prying eyes.”
you guys end up falling asleep on the couch together, and even though Hanzo wakes up at some point, he doesn’t move
he’s just content to be with you
Junkrat:
the concept of a Valentine is kinda lost to him since he didn’t really have time for that growing up in Junkertown
but he notices a bunch of heart shaped decorations when him and Roadhog are robbing a bank
which of course prompts him to ask his partner what they’re for
the way Hog explains it is a little…different, but Junkrat literally has heart eyes the whole time
he decides he wants to celebrate it with you so he spends hours making you a Valentine
makes you this cute little card (and he swears up and down that it won’t blow up when you open it)
and tried to make you cookies but ends up burning them :((
so he recruits Roadhog’s help and together they bake and decorate cute little sugar cookies for you
he gives them to you on Valentine’s and he’s super nervous the whole time
you honestly tear up a little at how cute it is
the two of you end up eating them together and hanging out for the rest of the night
“I think I like Valentine’s Day!” He announces. “Do you think…do you think we’ll spend the next one together, too?”
Lucio:
between being a wanted criminal for stealing from Vishkar and being a world renowned DJ, going out on Valentine’s Day is not the best idea
but that’s not going to stop him
he spreads out flower petals and lights candles across the apartment and waits for you to come home
settles in on the couch with his guitar, practising quietly in case you’re outside
when you come home, you’re greeted by the smell of gourmet candles and flowers leading you down the hallway
you can hear the soft sounds of a guitar strumming and you follow the sounds
you make it to your living room to see Lucio strumming his guitar, and when he sees you, his eyes light up
he starts singing a song he wrote for you, looking at you with his little heart eyes the whole time
you’re left on the verge of tears the whole time and when he’s done playing, you pull him in for a kiss
“so, did you like it?”
you’re speechless tbh
like he loves you enough to write an entire song just for you
and that’s not the end, either, because he surprises you with a dinner reservation to your favorite restaurant
and to make sure you’re not being swarmed by fans, he’s bought out the entire restaurant
the two of you get to eat in peace and have a great Valentine’s Day
“so I, uh, I wanted to know if you’d be okay with me putting that song on my album? I just—I love you so much, I want the whole world to know.”
Zenyatta:
partly because he’s a monk but also because he’s an omnic, I don’t think he’d really celebrate Valentine’s
however if it’s important to you, he’ll definitely put the effort in to make you happy
plus he’s so lowkey, he’s open to trying anything
when he hears you talking about Valentine’s Day to one of your friends, it gives him the idea to surprise you and celebrate it
he spends days coming up with ideas and pays extra close attention to your likes/dislikes
would probably ask Genji for some advice before giving up when he realizes the boy is clueless
settles on getting you a very personal, intimate gift and letting you decide where to take it from there
he gets you a new pair of headphones and makes you a mixtape/playlist to listen to to calm you down
since he knows sometimes you get stressed out or anxious
it’s so unexpected that you cry and the poor omnic is stuck figuring out if they’re tears of joy or not
“y/n…are you sad?”
you explain how touched you are
“you’re my partner, y/n. I would do anything to make you happy.”
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