#peter what the heck?

[williamschenk-banks]

Chainshipping Prompt #2:

Adam’s ghost full on haunts the shit out of John until John agrees to leave Lawrence alone.

But wait, there’s more.

Adam was never dead, he just made a deal with Hoffman to smuggle him out of the bathroom to fuck with John. Dead guy in the bathroom is actually some no name asshole who got Hoffman’s coffee order wrong. (He’ not being petty, honest). He and Hoffman work together to con John.

Pro for Hoffman, Larry is out of the picture now, and he doesn’t have to worry about competition for John’s legacy. Con: he has to fucking work with Adam. Why is this guy so insufferable. (If he starts to be reminded of Angelina because of Adam’s terrible taste in music that’s no one’s business but his own. Also he’s kinda lowkey pissed that Amanda tried to kill this guy. Like WTF Mandy, Adam was never going to be John’s favorite anyway).

Adam meanwhile see’s no con’s only pro’s.

He get’s to mess with Hoffman (man is unintentionally the funniest fucker alive - I mean, who thinks that the best way to flirt with the guy is to try to drown him? Not fucking Adam, that’s for sure), He get’s to fuck with Kramer (Thank you John Rogers for giving him Leverage - AKA his conning bible, even if Hoffman think’s it’s stupid as hell), and he get’s to get Larry away from that guy. If he’s stuck in a roommate comedy with Hoffman until he can actually tell his doctor he’s alive, again, Adam see’s no cons in that.

Lawrence is sure in for a shock when he wakes up in an unfamiliar apartment to Adam and Hoffman in a screaming match while FBI agent Mr. supposed-to-be-dead!Peter Strahm is listening to them with his head in his hands, every so often shaking his head. “Why did I have to fall in love with the fucked up idiot? Why did I do that to myself?” —> Or Hoffman really thought the best way to clue Lawrence into Adam’s very alive state was to drug him and bring him back to his apartment.

#It’s the Roommate AU no one asked for but I sure as heck need #Adam and Hoffman buddy comedy show when? #Adam is the worlds worst hype man so Strahm is just going to have to admit that he’s a little fucked up too. #He did get in that fucking glass coffin after all #timeline? What timeline??! #Amanda and John Kramer being conned by Adam and Hoffman is something that can be so personal #chainshipping #coffinshipping #lawrence gordon #mark hoffman #peter strahm #adam faulkner stanheight #saw #YOU KNOW WHAT? #leverage au

[monzterbatz]

i had a vision ok

#dsaf #honestly this could work with any phone guy #but i chose peter cause why not #also hes silly :3 #dave dsaf #dsaf peter #dave miller #peter kennedy #what the heck rainbow dash don't swear

[the-poor-miranha-quotes]

#posting this just to get smart #ant st*arker #ant what a heck they call peter x miles #marvel #spiderman #spiderverse #mcu #ironman #spiderman meme #spiderverse meme #mcu meme #iron man memes #peter parker #peter b parker #tony stark #miles morales #re posting

[hammill-goes-fogwalking]

November ´23 in one image

looks miserable on here, I'm frustrated of that iPad camera

#I hate genesis #I hate peter gabriel #I hate whats happening for real. What the heck actually #Momentaufnahme #Genesis band #prog #my art #why does phil look like eggman #yes Im trying to draw as fast as possible #not finished #to be updated

[evilhorse]

What the heck is—?!

(SpyBoy #9)

#Spyboy #bombshell #Sean Fleming #rumble #what the heck #Peter David #pop mhan #dark horse comics #comics #00s comics #dat rack

[scarletspider2the2ndpower]

Variant cover for Spider-Geddon (Vol. 1/2018), #2 by Lee In-Hyuk.

#Marvel #Marvel comics #Spider-Geddon #Scarlet Spider #Kaine #Kaine Parker #Spider-Man #Spider-Man PS4 #Peter Parker #Spider-Kid #Charlie Parker #Cover Gallery #Insomniac’s Spider-Man my beloved #and that’s the last of the variant covers I could dig up for Kaine #should be heading to the MC2 next #if you’ll excuse me I’ll be trying to figure out what the heck is a ‘Darkdevil’ and/or a ‘Reilly Tyne’

[labwebs]

🕸..............should have once again not clicked on a spidey trend on twitter. can we stop pitting versions of characters against each other lol

#spiderverse and insomniac miles are both great characters what the heck #the spider man fandom is intolerable i swear #too many dudebros who can't fandom correctly and need to write fanfic rather than 'theories' #and who need to recognize that different versions of characters are gonna exist and that is fine and one is not necessarily objectively #better than the other?? like fine have your fave but like?????????? urgh #(also still shaking my head at the dudebros who tried to tell me that insom peter and mj was a toxic relationship) #(and that pete and felicia were a healthier relationship like........... no?? she gaslit him into thinking he had a CHILD??????) #(like ship what you want! that's the fun of fandom!! but don't pretend that spidey and black cat is a healthy relationship for peter lol) #ooc

[kwistowee]

...

are they serious?

#the great spoilers #the great 3.06 #the great S3 #my heart will never recover from this #i'm inside out #what the heck #WHY?!?! #i'm gonna punch things #the great #catherine the great #elle fanning #peter iii of russia #nicholas hoult

[amazingdudesblog]

Hm I wonder what spider-man comics are up to-

Oh

Peter has turned into basically the incel version Batman who laughs and is going to kill his ex’s boyfriend.

Well at least we’ll always have Spider-verse and marvel’s Spider-Man 2

#honestly kinda glad I don’t read comics #what the heck are we doing #why can’t we just have peter and MJ be settled down #with mayday doing spider stuff with her uncle miles #hate it here

[manawari]

After a year since their amicable break-up, Gwen came home and went to search for Peter. She found him hanging by over the guardrail, as weird he seemed to be, Gwen had to restrain a laugh. Seeing her again earned shock to Peter—though his reaction was bright, happy to see her again. They caught up with each other and knowing what the other had been doing, unaware of the sparks beginning to grow back.

one . two

#ohhh what's this? a new series? heck yeah #the amazing spiderman 2 #tasm 2 #andrew!peter parker #gwen stacy #petergwen #petergwen au #peter parker

[you-are-my-neverland]

looking back at all my old story ideas...why are they all so fire

#.txt #the urge to start writing all of them all over again #ocean blue blood red was SO fire what the heck #also revamping my neverland idea (says girl who always revamps past ideas like something new will happen) #peter pan meets dorian gray is in my head but i haven't sat down to focus on planning it even though i'm thinking about it considerably #want to go back to my supernatural roots (watching wednesday) #i feel sad when i think of all the half started planning docs i have that haven't become wips yet #but like i can barely focus on tmotl #at least i started the vanishing point again! #will try to post my nano roundup this week i know it's mid december but you know

[thefirstcfthem]

Currently having a crisis.

#Peter vc There's no way a man wants to date me when I have this many kids #Gem and Cinder's muses: Hi #// god hecking bless those two immediately giving their boys' reactions #ic. #// you know what. #// let me yeet this post in #V. 009 ; Single parent with 16 children #// and Misto giving me the image of all the kids being protective. . . . #// bless bless bless IUYIEWUYREWI

[age-of-moonknight]

“Real-to-Reel,” Marvel Fanfare (vol. 1/1982), #31.

Writer: Ann Nocenti; Penciler: Brent Eric Anderson; Inker: Al Williamson; Colorist: Steve Oliff; Letterer: Jim Novak

#Marvel #Marvel comics #Marvel 616 #Marvel Fanfare #Moon Knight comics #Moon Knight #Marc Spector #*takes a sip of coffee from my moon knight mug* #yo what the heck is going on here on this day #what is UP with Marvel Fanfare??? #I read the first two issues during my Spider-Man read through and thought #“wow that sure was horrifying watching Peter get turned into a giant spider and then beg for death! #But I’m sure not all the issues are that unsettling!” #It seems like I was wrong???? #let’s get this bread

[starsspin]

pippa posted this and don't get me wrong it's very impressive but there's a rather large lack of fcs from sparty on there

#&. i just really like sharks okay :: ooc #i know it probably has to do with like them being connected to gif hunts or whatever #but like no andy or liam or manu or dustin or john or peter or like 80% of the cast #what heck #and both cynthia and jai dont have sparty listed under been in #what gives

[cozychamomilechaos]

Trying to actually fucking read All the Young Dudes but my fucking attention span (or lack thereof) is gonna make me throw myself out of a window

#marauders #the marauders #remus lupin #sirius black #regulus black #peter pettigrew #james potter #I know I know #“Where's the batman shit Cozy what the heck” silence and understand that I was fucking OBSESSED with Harry Potter growing up

[supernovasilence]

Ok we all talk about the Pevensies' trauma at returning to Earth at the end of The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe and their trouble readjusting to life there again but think of all the funny/good parts too

They return from the country, and their mom is surprised when all her children hug her at the station. Even Peter, who thinks he's all grown up. Even Edmund, who went away surly and withdrawn. She doesn't know her children haven't seen her in over a decade.

They miss their dear Cair Paravel, but they absolutely do not miss its chamber pots. Indoor plumbing is amazing.

It takes a while to remember how modern technology works, though. How many heart attacks did the siblings give their parents or the professor because they walked into a dark room only to turn on the light and find the children sitting there in the dark. (They were by the window! There was still plenty of light from the sunset! They would have gotten a candle in a minute!) The kids sheepishly remember oh yeah electricity is a thing.

(Edmund has a new electric torch in Prince Caspian. He was so excited to get that torch. Almost more excited than you'd think a kid his age would be, and his parents expect Peter at least to tease him, but the siblings all agree light in your hand at the touch of a switch is terrific.)

Suddenly getting really high grades in some subjects and terrible in others. Their grammar, reading comprehension, spelling, vocab, even penmanship? Amazing. History and geography? They don't remember anything. One time in class Susan forgets Earth is round and wants to die.

Also they can never remember what the date is supposed to be because Narnia uses different months and years. They can estimate time really well by looking at the sun though, and Edmund at least can always tell which way is north etc without thinking about it (again, using the sun)

Okay but how many times did they go to pick something up or reach something and realize they are so much shorter and less muscled than they expect? It's a common sight to see Peter climbing on counters to reach a top cabinet, grumbling about how he's High King this is demeaning. (No he never takes the extra five seconds to grab a stool. He will climb that shelf.)

Peter and Susan being delighted because they are no longer almost thirty. (In a few years Edmund and Lucy will tease them about being old and their parents will not understand.)

Lucy doesn't have to deal with periods anymore for a few years yet. Susan might not either. Heck yeah

Lucy loves to climb into her siblings' laps and be cuddled. In Narnia she eventually she grew too big, but now she is small and snuggleable again. Peter is her favorite, and if she's upset, he'll tickle her and tell bad jokes until she's smiling again, but really she loves cuddling with all her family. She grew up without her parents; how many times did she just want to crawl into her mom's lap and her mom was a world away? Imagine the first time she realizes she can now. Or, imagine one day, a cold and grey sort of day, when the rain is pattering against the windows, and it sounds like the rain on the windows of the Professor's house, that first day they went exploring. It sounds like the day they played hide and seek. It sounds so like the rain on the windows of Cair Paravel, that if Lucy closes her eyes she can imagine she's back there, having tea and chatting with Mr. Tumnus before the fireplace of her room, and soon the rain will stop, and they will go out on the balcony and wave to the naiads and the dryads and the mermaids, who have come out to enjoy the rain and visit one other on the banks of the Great River winding past Cair Paravel down to the sea.

But if Lucy looks out the window, all she'll see is the rain over London, so it's not only a cold and grey sort of day, it's a lonely sort of day too.

Susan and Edmund are playing chess in the living room (and they must have studied with Professor Kirke, thinks their mother, because they certainly weren't that good when they left). Lucy goes over to Edmund, and oh dear, thinks their mother, now he's going to call her a baby and be horrible to her, but instead he picks her up and puts her on his lap without even taking his eyes off the chessboard; it's simply a matter of course.

"Doesn't the rain sound familiar?" says Lucy in a solemn, wistful way.

Their mother doesn't know what that means, but her siblings must, because Susan says, "Yes, Lu, it does,” and Edmund gives her a little hug with his free arm as she tucks herself under his chin to watch the chess match.

(Five minutes later there is a crash from the next room as Peter falls off a counter. Their mother does not understand the words he must have picked up from the Professor, but he's grounded for them anyway. His siblings have no respect for their High King, because they refuse to stop laughing.)

#the chronicles of narnia #narnia headcanons #peter pevensie #susan pevensie #edmund pevensie #lucy pevensie #helen pevensie #the pevensies #okay this did end up a little bittersweet at the end but I tried #let's all just focus on the high king falling off counters alright #and yes the siblings all picked up narnian swear words and i refuse to believe otherwise #i'm also suddenly wondering how much language drift there is in narnia #when the pevensies return in prince caspian are all the swear words/exclamations they learned outdated? #are they using the narnian equivalent of oh horsefeathers? #nova actually posts stuff #long post // #the higher the queuer #post lww pevensies #soft post lww headcanons