#playing Mario kart

[timeiswriteiguess]

Haikyuu! Characters and what character they pick for Mario Kart Wii:

Hinata

Waluigi “because he’s tall!”

Kageyama

Mario (he doesn’t know you can pick someone other than the main character)

Daichi

Panicked and picked Toad because Suga was rushing him

Suga

Princess Peach (then proceeded to rush Daichi into picking Toad)

Akaashi

Rosalina. Kenma helped him unlock every character and he will only play as Rosalina now

Bokuto

Princess Daisy. (He got upset because he wanted to be Rosalina, but Akaashi convinced him that Daisy is cooler)

Oikawa

Plays as a Mii of himself. Is insufferable about it

Iwaizumi

Yoshi, and not because he looks like a mini green Godzilla!

Atsumu

Bowser. This one requires no explanation

Osamu

Luigi, because he’s the cooler brother

Bonus: Sakusa

Baby Luigi. He’s playing with the Miya twins and based his selection off of whatever will piss Atsumu off the most

#haikyuu #hinata shouyou #kageyama tobio #sawamura daichi #sugawara koushi #bokuto koutarou #akaashi keiji #oikawa tooru #iwaizumi hajime #miya atsumu #miya osamu #sakusa kiyoomi #miya twins #haikyuu characters #playing Mario kart #I woke up from a nap and wrote this out

[nach0]

“Oh you bloody metal bastard” |<- is also a metal bastard

#playing Mario kart #metal mario red shelled me at the last second #I play rose gold peach

[daftmooncretin]

last three seasons spn are crazy. its just dean being borderline suicidal while sam tries to fix it by basically dangling his keys at him and going : “dean look! cowboys!” “dean look! strip club!” “dean look! haunted action figure.”

Meanwhile castiel is like i see that dean is suicidal, this is clearly my fault so i will remedy this by dying.

#and then dean is fixed by jack getting him a yogurt from the fridge or some shit #dean: yeah i just dont believe theres any point living any more. sam: huh dean are you ok? that sure was a funny thing to say #dean: yeah i just dont believe theres a point to life anymore. cas: don’t worry dean. i’ll always be here. *dies* #dean:yeah i just don’t believe theres a point to living anymore. jack: bummer. want to play mario kart? #dean: sure kid why not #destiel #dean winchester #spn #sam winchester #supernatural #but seriously #i feel like we dont talk about how dean was trying to die at the slightest inconvenience in the later seasons and its like??? bestie???

[maiaczy]

Terence mayhaps

What if Terence D'Arby was in the Jojolands

Who do you guys think each of them would main in mario kart (my headcanons under the cut)

Jodio - Shy Guy (specifically the dark blue version)

Lowkey a pro at this game. Likes to challenge himself in time trials and knows all the best cart combinations. If there is a shortcut on the track, he WILL take it (and will almost always be successful). Actually enjoys Rainbow Road (the real reason for his psychopath diagnosis).

Dragona - Pink Gold Peach (I could see them picking Daisy too)

Just there to have a good time tbh. At least most of the time, because every now and then when they're doing particularly well their competitive streak kicks in, and trust me – once they get into it, they get REALLY into it (cross them at your own risk). Favorite track is Cheep Cheep Beach.

Paco - Bowser

He thinks gaming is dumb and a waste of time (definitely not because he sucks at it). On the rare occasion he does get convinced to play, he keeps bumping into walls and other players (it doesn't help that he picks one of the heaviest characters in the game). Known for notoriously running into banana peels. Gaming sessions usually end in him "inviting" the other players to the gym.

Usagi - Luigi

Relates to Luigi on a personal level for being the underappreciated helper of the group. He's actually quite good at the game. His aim is freakishly accurate and he loves to hoard items to target other players (for unknown reasons they seem to hit everyone but Dragona). Similarly to Jodio, he takes shortcuts almost every chance he gets, but unlike Jodio, it doesn't always go so well. Also probably likes Baby Park like the freak he is.

Charmingman - Dry Bones

Used to play with Mauka a lot, so he's surprisingly good, and can get quite competitive too. Drives solely on bikes, which give him some good ol' maneuverabilty to avoid all those damn banana peels Usagi keeps throwing around. Secretly loves the music tracks and sometimes listens to them while riding his bike irl, imagining himself to be in a race. Favorite item is Boo.

#idk how this ask turned into me going on about the jojolands gang playing mario kart but alas. #also fun fact every now and then i think 'oh! it would be pretty cool to start my own comic' #and then i do something like this #and get reminded that the unfortunate combo of slow drawing pace + perfectionism would probably ruin all my chances #major props to all the comic and manga artists out there you guys are actual gods #art requests #sketch requests #terence d'arby #fanart #jjba #jojo no kimyou na bouken #jojos bizzare adventure #art #digital art #jojo #jojo fanart #sketch #myart #stardust crusaders #the jojolands #jodio joestar #dragona joestar #paco laburantes #usagi alohaoe #charmingman

[koolaidashley]

Disaster twinning it up

#rottmnt #disaster twins #rottmnt leo #rottmnt donnie #they’re gonna start a fight and break 2 TVs then cry for 30. #minutes then play Mario kart #average Tuesday in the lair

[ao3-crack]

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#archive of our own #ao3 quotes #ao3 stuff #archive of our own quotes #fanfic #fanfic quotes #funny #ao3 #ao3 summary #you cannot stay cooped up in your room all day playing Mario kart #because you had a gay panic

[fagbearentertainment]

The fact that you have to pay for a membership to play switch games online should be illegal I think

#I just wanna invite my followers to play mario kart with me I shouldn’t have to pay like $10 a month for that #or however fucking much it costs #nintendo

[raiain]

weekly gaming besties!!!!! they kept doing this even after dazai left the mafia the gamer bond is unbreakable

#bsd #bungo stray dogs #bsd fanart #bsd comic #bungo stray dogs fanart #dazai bsd #dazai fanart #bsd hirotsu #bsd dazai #raidoodles #raicomics #they r besties #what theyre playing ill leave up to imagination #something competitive #i want it to b a racing game #mario kart.... #or mortal kombat....

[kizunagatari]

#kiz draws #yugioh #yugioh dm #I don't actually play mario kart #ygo hair continues to torment me

[gazkamurocho]

Happy Holidays and Merry Xmas, everyone! ^_^ 🎄🎁

#my favorite family #I love them so much #they're playing GameCube and Mario Kart btw! #And Haruka was watching Kamen Rider Black ❤ #yakuza #like a dragon #ryu ga gotoku #rgg #龍が如く #真島吾朗 #桐生一馬 #真桐 #桐真 #goro majima #kazuma kiryu #kiryu kazuma #majima goro #kazumaji #fanart #my art #gazkerber #illustration #games #videogames #haruka sawamura #澤村 遥 #comic #christmas #holidays #xmas

[freakattack]

I hate those buzzfeed wannabe lists that are like "what your favorite monopoly character says about you!!!" But each bullet point just describes the character

#if you play as wario in mario kart that doesnt mean you shoulder charge and eat garlic. Youre just weird

[bee-lzebub19]

Day 3: gaming

#byler #stranger things #mike wheeler #will byers #art #theyre playing mario kart

[charliespringsleftconverse]

Charlie writing and turning in his essay THE DAY OF is so real. I’m notorious for leaving my essays for the day of. The latest I’ve ever put something together was 2 hours before. Did I know weeks in advance of this assignment? Yes. Did I forget about this assignment? No. I just…willingly procrastinated it.

I got an A tho.

#you gotta play the Mario kart music in the background for maximum efficiency #heartstopper #heartstopper netflix #charlie spring #heartstopper season 2

[transbot-brian]

My headcanon for Marius is that he is a bad psychologist normally but very rarely he will pull out this god tier analysis of someone from not even five minutes of talking. He can tell you about things youve completely blocked out from memory and when you ask him about it he'll say some shit like "The way you blinked" with no other explanation

#(meets someone for the first time ever) yeah they have deep seated issues with self esteem because an older second cousin bullied them #heavily for about 7 and a half years when families met up. it happened a lot when they were playing mario kart. #i know this because they breathe by pushing out the left lung more“ #though most of the time hes trying to interrogate why a stool would attack him (he stubbed his toe) #marius von raum #the mechanisms

[pixlokita]

Someone asked on the instagram to draw him and I missed my silly bunny Greg so :>

#he is gonna force his victim to play Mario kart with him #my art #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #security breach #gregory #uhhhhhh #Glitchtrap #i guess #eh #glitchtrapped Gregory AU

[acetictears]

i was playing mario kart for the nds recently and had a sudden epiphany

#enstars #ensemble stars #shu itsuki #kanata shinkai #natsume sakasaki #rei sakuma #wataru hibiki #five oddballs #fanart #myart #2023 #shu wouldnt play mario kart you say to me #shu would be too weak to say no to natsume i answer you