#pls just calm down

[dathen]

Random but it’s kinda funny and sad that every silly word that people come up with to describe a character they have emotions about turns into a “you’re not allowed to” thing

Eons ago, “woobie” was just a trope name for any character you felt the urge to wrap in a blanket and comfort. No commentary on purity or innocence: just the reaction of sympathy from the audience.

Then “meow meow” jokingly became the self-aware “yes I am feeling soft over a very sketchy character.” Almost a preemptive “I know they’re not pure but I am going to defiantly like them anyway.”

Then “blorbo” is your most distant, vague expression of fondness there is. It doesn’t specify what TYPE of favorite the character is, just that they’re on your mind.

And then recently I saw people complaining about the “blorbofication” of characters, which was explained as “a character that is liked more than they deserve” or whatever. “They’re not your blorbo! they have [flaw]!” is just the same “they’re not your meow meow! they’ve done [bad thing]!“ and the descendent of “ugh you like them? you’re woobifying them!!”

like turning having emotions over fictional characters into something you gotta morally justify is so *tiring*

#discourse #the ‘blorbification’ comment was re: jonathan harker #so it took only a few months for ‘blorbo’ to be turned into Problematic Fan Behavior word #pls just calm down

[foreseersgaze]

To me there's nothing better than a man who soothes you so easily when you have an attitude or are feeling tense.

Having an attitude with this man, and he'll furrow his thick eyebrows and look down at you with concern. He brings a large, calloused hand onto your lower back and he rubs it gently, tilting his head to the side, and you hear the warm, gentle timbre of his voice in your ear, voicing his concern for why you're so tense.

"Hey... you alright? What's going on? Look at me." He'll mutter, and he takes his other hand to tilt your chin up to look up at him, and, upon seeing and feeling his warm gestures, you instantly melt.

A smile will grace his face slowly, and he leans down to kiss your forehead when he knows he's soothed your attitude with just the gentleness of his touch and voice.

"That's my girl."

#sorry #anyway #ive been thinking about this all day... sigh... #big man pls come calm me down ughhhhh #not thinking abt anyone in particular... just soft warm big man pls #posts.

[bicheetopuff]

Can y’all stop making Deku pregnant for like five minutes?

#I can’t open tumblr or instagram without seeing deku pregnant or with a kid that it’s implied he gave birth to #I’m not even mad #but give the man a break😭 #like pls I’m just asking yall to calm tf down #he’s just a buff little guy that wants to be a hero #let him beat the ‘submissive and breedable’ allegations #bakudeku #bnha #bkdk #midoriya izuku #puff speaks #fandom critical #I guess #like I said I ain’t even mad

[bonny-kookoo]

"sugar daddy to lover Yoongi x reader" FUCK YES YES YES BONNY. YES. BonNY PLEASE YES. aHHHHHHHH

just to give you a little appetizer:

“I’m a little nervous about the flight.” You worry, and he just smiles faintly. You’ve noticed his face is rather stoic most of the time, not really giving away much.   “First times are always a bit scary. But it’s really not that bad.” He reassures you, pulling into the airport parking lot.   “I mean, I would say ‘hold my hand’ but you said you'll keep your hands to yourself...” You joke, as he parks the car, and looks over to you, an almost mischievous smirk on his lips.  “Well, maybe if you ask nicely I’ll make an exception.” 

#and no this is not a series its a oneshot pls calm down #its just a random idea

[nyxi-pixie]

im rlly addicted to hoshikawa drawing skk like smushing their faces tgthr all the time. its ?? they do it so often ??? for why?????

? theyve never heard of personal space ?

#thank you hoshikawa for your service. #soukoku #in fifteen dazais just trying to kiss him like 3 times a chapter #and its like bro calm down u just met him. please. #anyway theyre literally five seconds away from fucking right there on dazais stupid armchair in beast #poor atsushi just watching them flirtthreaten e/o like 😨 #chuuya is literally in beast for like 2 seconds and its for this shit. im so tired of them. #like pls why do we have an intermission from the sskk angst fest w aku siblings misery as a side dish to deal with skk doing this. im tired

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

Priest getou and nun reader or villager reader....(anything other than the word both isnt acceptable...😡😡😡 /j) -🪄

🪄 ANON I SEE YOU AND YOU RAISE A VALID POINT but please consider…… priest!geto and non-believer!reader.

like… imagine. you just happen to waltz into a church one day. you don’t believe in god, you aren’t interested in praying, but you’re exploring a new town and the church is pretty and you figure it could be a nice way to burn time.

you enter the building to find that a sermon is taking place. a priest is speaking to the few rows of people listening; it’s a fairly small church, but paintings and sculptures and beautiful cathedral glass give it a sense of mystique that you’re drawn to. so you take a seat and halfheartedly listen, not praying like the rest, not singing along to the hymns… you stick out like a sore thumb, but hey, it’s not as if anyone is paying attention.

except someone is, and it happens to be the priest that was holding the sermon just a second ago. the same one you spent most of your time oogling once the paintings started to bore you, because he’s so pretty for a priest. beautiful long black hair, amber eyes, sharp facial features, pretty hands — and the smoothest, silkiest voice you’ve heard in your life. like a sun-soaked bundle of lillies.

… also, his cassock is just a little too tight of a fit to tear your eyes away from.

you stick around a little longer once most people have left, just scrolling on your phone and basking in the quiet, and that’s when he approaches you. he jokingly tells you that it’s always obvious when a non-believer enters a place of worship, but he’s not mad; only amused. you end up chatting a bit about your beliefs, he’s a lot more chill than you expected, and…. well. he’s just really, really charming.

so maybe you end up coming back the week after. maybe his smile is a bit like a spider’s web. maybe it becomes a kind of routine to speak to him after his sermons; you still don’t sing along to the hymns or spend any time on prayers, and he still finds it funny. maybe once in a while you end up liking a paragraph from the scripture he’s reciting, and he’s always more than happy to discuss it with you. but mostly you’re there for him. for your chats, for standing outside and badgering him about how contradictory the old testament is while he smokes and listens with an amused grin.

rain hits the ground with a steady rhythm, earthy tobacco floods your veins, spiders by the ceiling weave a web of dew, and his presence is a little more intoxicating than you think is appropriate.

suguru just… isn’t a very orthodox priest. he only believes about a tenth of what the bible says, he has his own view of god, his own thoughts on worship. he smokes. he may or may not occasionally manipulate church-goers into donating money so he can invest in another overpriced painting. you once ask him if there are any bodies in the basement you should know about, and he answers that any self-respecting priest wouldn’t conduct their blood rituals in the basement of their own church. he knows how to pick locks. he tells you once, very quietly, that he doesn’t believe man was created in god’s image. there’s a look in his eyes that you don’t comment on.

he’s funny. charming. pleasantly suspicious. your conversations are enjoyable for the both of you, and eventually the edges of his cedar eyes begin to crinkle the slightest bit whenever you walk into his field of vision. sometimes he eyes your lips for a little too long, and a honeyed irony seeps into his grin when you call him out on it. he asks you if you’re tempting him on purpose, and you shrug. whatever exists between you remains unspoken.

one day, he tells you that he believes it was god who sent you to him. you furrow your brows and protest with a mutter reminding him of your beliefs, how you believe in free will, how you waltzed into his church out of your own volition. no one else’s.

he only smiles, and flicks the butt of his cigarette. you think he remains unconvinced.

#don’t know if i made it clear enough but he is in fact . a bit slimey #a little ill. a little too good at hiding it. plagued by thoughts that only calm down when he’s praying or speaking to you <3 #(he’s really insane abt you btw i don’t think he knows how to love normally this goes for any sugu but ESPECIALLY priest!sugu) #but yeahhhhh priest!geto is very fleabag coded to me :3 he’s a chill priest <3 a cool priest <33 #i’m imagining reader pointing out a homophobic passage from the bible and him just chuckling #(he isn’t homophobic just very gay and very used to hearing that particular passage) #literally all of this is taken straight out of the outlines for my priest!geto fic btw 🙏 one day i’ll write it all out… one day…… #ty for giving me an excuse to talk abt him 🪄 anon…. pls pls feel free to elaborate on nun!reader 👀👀 bc i am Looking. #ask tag ✩ #🪄 anon !! ✩

[p4nishers]

idk how many times i can say this but: it CANNOT BE QUEERBAIT IF THE CHARACTERS ARE QUEER!!! please stop this "i saw the leak and im worried it still might be queerbait" ????? HOW ??? they're both NON BINARY!! HOW can it be queerbait if they're, in canon, genderless beings?? SHUT TF UP EVERYONE PLEASE

#how many times can neil say they're in love for u mfs to get it thru ur thick skulls #yeah yeah whatever they are not physically affection but genuinely how many times are we gonna have this argument? how many times are u #gonna say u r afraid of queerbait and how many times do i gotta pop a vein before u understand that they're CANONICALLY non binary #AND were wrote as a love story. like what tf else do u need ESPECIALLY if u saw the leak?? like i get it some bullshit article called them #up to interpretation but how actually gives a flying fuck? was it the writer of the show who said that? was it the actors who played the #fucking characters??? no??? then calm down its fine #like pls stop dismissing trans rep just cause its not the rep u want #good omens #azicrow #good omens s2 #good omens season 2

[natelia-aldelliz]

Price : ... Nik?

Nik : No.

Price : Listen, if... if I don't...

Nik : Don't even. Evac is gonna be any minute now. You'll tell me later.

Price : ...ok. But you'll have to tell me what "zolawtsye" means.

Nik : *snorts*

Price : Oi, don't laugh at my accent, I'm literally dying.

Nik : You'll be fine, I'm here, I'll keep you alive.

(google told me it means 'golden one' or 'precious' btw)

#cod mw2 #captain john price #cod nikolai #nikprice #i've seen prikolai too someone tell me what i should tag pls i'll just tag both in the meantime #price is gonna be fine btw #his sergeants are gonna burst in any minute now worried out of their heads and he's gonna be rushed in a medbay #and then he's gonna have some 'vacation' while he heals #nik was trying his best to stay calm and smiling but he was really worrying because the blood didn't slow down #even as he put pressure on it and price was getting more and more delirious #nik sees price as his sun and himself as the moon because everyone orbits price and his own work is more in the shadows #he doesn't know that price thinks the exact opposite because nik brings him warmth and comfort and he feels he's darker inside #they're not together yet here but they're both secretely in love with each other

[plumbewb]

just julia - the intros 5/7

judy by @kazuaru

ok ok where to start with these two girls, julia found someone else attractive other than dylan!!!

judy also found her attractive, love to see it

these girlies were hitting it off, until julia decided to be manic and start laughing her head off for no reason (our girl is erratic af)

i had to add judy’s first impression of julia in there because lmao, yes she can pretentious (she’s trying to fix it i swear)

julia’s first impression of judy was she’s reasonable, she already can tell judy would put up with her bullshit and she loves it

they actually got along really well despite julia being a nut

#literally judy’s face was killing me #she’s like girl i just met you pls calm down #justjulia #judy by kazuaru #ts4 bachelorette challenge #ts4 #the sims 4 #sims #sims 4 #the sims

[arins-art-alley]

oh my gosh OH MY GOSH I NEED MORE BABY WEREKRAKENS THEY ARE so cute (only if you wanna) Did werekraken callie n marie get along?

Bbys!!! Their bond was so good, callie was actually the one werekraken that could calm marie down!

#thank you and everyone else who sent asks!! i'm trying to get to them #but i have some work so pls b patient :33 #but yeah werekraken bby callie and marie were very close. #bby marie didn't get the whole idea of why SHOULDN'T I bite the arms off of everything #and was generally very upset #but with werekraken callie ( who got used to the form easier and was dealt with the instincts better ) she could calm her down #kinda like the cheetahs and their support doggies... marie's anger as a werekraken is really just buried anxiety about being different #callie eases that #EDIT: i rambled so much i forgot to tag this lolll #splatoon #splatoon callie #splatoon marie #werekraken au

[ja3yun]

RED HAIR HEESEUNG?!?!

#GUYS??????? #HELLOOO #MY DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE #okay calm down aj pls its just hair #the concert this weekend....the red hair performing bite me #pls is anyone loves me they'll put still monster on the encore setlist #aj talks #heeseung #enhypen

[jackivist]

Hey can we like leave Fictionkin, Fictives or Irls of problematic media alone

It is not an excuse to harass fictives or irls or fictionkin from anything the creator is making or has made, they cannot control their source or media. Just because our media has problematic creator make doesn't make us a bad person. An author's actions towards others doesn't define who we are. Leave us the fuck alone. Stop sending us death threats. Stop forcing names onto us. Fuck the creator. We are our own people with our own lives and we are not defined by how they wrote our kintypes to be.

#TW: Harassment #Mention of Anti-kin/irl/fictionkin behavior #Mention of Death Threats #Mention of Forcing Names #pls signal boost!! #i have SIGNIFICANTLY calmed down from when i first drafted this but i feel like this still needs to be addressed #somehow i haven't made a text post about this issue this much yet but i am just tired to sitting idly #fictive #introject #irls #irl #fictionkin #did osdd #plural community #system #fictionkin community #irl community #as someone who is fictkin of a character that is considered problematic this affects me. this affects us. #I’ve gotten harasssment for it as well. and all the above. just. for the love of god. please listen #mark's thoughts

[rayofmisfortune]

THEY'RE ABUSING THE BOI AGAIN Somebody please give this poor child a break :') and a hug

SO I MAY HAVE MISREAD THAT SO HORRIBLY UHM-

NOT QUITE A HUG BUT HAVE A BLANKIE HUDDLED RUIN!

#answered asks #cheetochild989 #tsams ruin #sun and moon show #tsams eclipse #FIRST TIME PROPERLY DRAWING THAT GUY SINCE LAST YEAR WHOOP #ALSO LEMME JUST- #Oh my god I WAS NOT OKAY AFTER THAT ONE #TAKE A MOMENT TO STOP AND THINK SIR #CALM THE F DOWN #OR I WILL BE FORCED TO PUT A DOG CONE ON YOU #atp I'm ready to bash eclipse's head with a hammer for him to have it on THE RIGHT WAY #Ruin deservses a movie night and comfort after this OH MY GOSH THEY LITERALLY DID NOTHING WRONG??? AND THEY'RE STILL THE ONE TAKING THE BLA #pls whoever his creator is #come get your dog I beg I think it has rabies #edit: i forgot his secondary ray- help #ray's art #ray's doodles

[ganondoodle]

been able to keep both my fear and hype about totk in check by watching nothing but elden ring videos for weeks but now i read something on accident and my anxiety is going through the roof again

#ganondoodles talks #pls nintendy #dont do this #it was only a sentence with no clear spoilers or anything #but by god its put fear in my heart again #pls let totk be its own game #id even be willing to spoil myself on some stuff just to know my fear isnt based on truth #i hate that i feel like this #even if im better able to stop panic attacks before they happen #i still feel so silly for feeling so strongly about a game and its lore #but no matter what i try i cant help it #its been my thing of comfort for so long i wouldnt know what else i would focus on if i were to lose it #and it would be so much work - years of work- basically wasted #plus i would feel so bad having made people be interested only to abandon it before its even really started #the only thing giving me comfort if this was the case is knowing id just post all lore -concept art -drafts and scripts #as a sort of -this is what i had been working on for all these years- so at least the people who cared could get an idea of it #and in the unlikely case that it would be liked by alot of people #i would keep working on it despite it making no sense anymore #im rambling on trying to calm myself down #sorry #gotta be exhausting reading my anxious ass tags over and over #;__;

[hopezzy]

just gonna live in this screenshot and convince myself i'm getting all the domestic bliss i wanted

#minato shouji coin laundry 2 #minatos laundromat #minatos laundromat 2 #wash my heart #japanese bl #asianlgbtqdramas #nishigaki sho #kusakawa takuya #minato calm down challenge #u can communicate i believe in u. just a little bit. shin will meet u i promise #u know u want to come on pretty pls #i will say in his defense tho i also wouldve fallen to the ground after a kiss from shin #my posts

[la-cocotte-de-paris]

La vie à deux (1958), dir. Clément Duhour

#shoutout to this movie for distracting me from my anxiety and calming me down last night lol #the two times i've watched this film this exchange always stuck with me for a bit #film #vintage #retro #classic film #la vie à deux (1958) #clément duhour #edwige feuillère #[i can't find this male actor's name on the cast list omfg i feel terrible :( or maybe i'm sipping dumb bitch juice atm idk] #love #dreamy #lilli palmer #jean marais #danielle darrieux #gérard philipe #this film had a stellar cast i wish all the storylines led to one giant interaction just to see all the actors on the screen @ the same tim #french film #cinéma français #also pls don't come at me for the quality okay i was working with what i had -_-'' #quote #words #noir et blanc #b&w #1950s #aesthetic