Nevra: Sooo... who's your favourite vampire?
Erika: The one in Sesame Street.
Nevra: He doesn't count.
Erika: I can assure you that he does.
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Horus: Who's your favourite character in the Muppet Show?!
Anubis: the vampire
Horus: He doesn't count.
Anubis: I can assure you that he does
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[First Date]
Lena: Let's exchange numbers.
Kara: Wouldn't that confuse people who are trying to call us?
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The Rum Tum Tugger: I got bitten on my walk by a peke.
Bombalurina: My God - imagine if it had been a small kitten!
The Rum Tum Tugger: I could have fought off a small kitten, Bomba.
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Cassie: dad what does "gays" mean?
Scott: well you now how a man and a woman can love each other... two men can love each other the same way
Cassie: so what's "penetrating gays"?
Scott:
Scott: ehh
Scott: read the whole sentence
Cassie: "she stared at him with a penetrating gaze"
Scott: oh
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