Happy Independence Day, America!
Ah, the 4th of July, or as we like to call it, "Independence Day"! 🎉 It's the day we Americans commemorate the time when we decided to break free from British rule and declare our independence with a big ol' mic drop. 🎤💥 Talk about drama! The year was 1776, and our founding fathers were like, "We're done with the British tea, thank you very much!" ☕️🇬🇧 Thus, the United States of America was born, and we've been celebrating this rebellious spirit ever since!
So, how do we mark this occasion, you ask? Well, picture this: Streets drenched in red, white, and blue, as if a rainbow threw up a flag factory. 🌈🇺🇸 You can't go two steps without spotting someone rocking a star-spangled T-shirt, and every house is armed with enough fireworks to give NASA a run for its money! 🚀💥 We take our barbecues very seriously on this day, my friend. Grills are fired up, and the sizzle of juicy burgers and hot dogs fills the air. It's a carnivore's paradise, complete with condiments and epic debates about the best way to top your burger—ketchup or mustard? 🔥🍔
The day is filled with quintessential American pastimes. We've got lawn games like cornhole, where we perfect our aim while sipping on ice-cold beverages. 🌽🥤 And don't forget the classic water balloon fights, where kids and adults channel their inner warriors, launching projectiles of H2O at unsuspecting targets. 💦🎈 Oh, the laughter and shrieks of delight echoing through the neighborhood!
But the real star of the show happens when the sun sets and the sky darkens. Get ready for a pyrotechnic extravaganza that would make Zeus himself jealous! The fireworks display lights up the night, painting the heavens with an explosion of colors, shapes, and dazzling patterns. 🌌✨ The oohs and aahs from the crowd create a chorus of awe, and for a moment, we're all united in wonder, forgetting about our differences and just basking in the beauty of the spectacle. 🎇🙌
So, there you have it! The 4th of July, an explosion of patriotism, grilled goodness, and enough fireworks to make you question whether Mount Olympus relocated to your neighbor's backyard. It's a day where we proudly embrace our rebellious roots, celebrate our nation's history, and create memories that will make future generations ask, "Did they really celebrate that way?!" 🎆🍔🇺🇸
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Unpopular opinion: Swap AUs where Hunter is the human who lives with a witch in the Boiling Isles need more scenes of Hunter, the person who is too afraid to jaywalk, freaking out at how they're essentially living with a criminal.
Bump sends Hunter to the Detention Track and Hunter has a panic attack and existential crisis on the spot
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Wait, so is the white lord a woman?
Is my white lord a woman? No. The lords don't really seem to do gender, outside of the titles. So I usually go with they/them pronouns for them all.
Was the human that got Broken and remade into the white lord a woman? Possibly.
But that person is deep, deep down and far, far in. And very, very broken.
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I think atheists and people who hate Christianity but are ignorant of it think so lowly of God that they imagine He created evil to be an antagonistic force against good, just so He can sit back and watch, like we sit back and watch entertainment with those themes.
But everything destructive and evil came from the hand of mankind. Even demons. God is good, everything He makes and intends is good. And He has no need to create evil just for the sake of it, or because He's bored or whatever.
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is serval landau a milf or just full of milf-adjacent energy
Not a milf but a milf hunter
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With a fire for every experience, and an obsession for freedom that terrified me to the point that I couldn’t even talk about it.
— Lana Del Rey, "Ride (Monologue)"
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OG Star Wars mostly uses the aesthetics of WWII as visual shorthand for goodies and baddies. Return of the Jedi uses the little teddy bear race as a stand in for the Viet Cong. Deceptively simple guerrilla tactics toppling a seemingly unstoppable war machine.
brilliant!
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