#send to your friends

[genuinebluff]

Happy Valentine's Day from the Genuine Bluff Team!

We have been hard at work in our state-of-the-art offices to bring you six amazing, romantic, and (most importantly) pink images to send to your lover(s).

[image descriptions included on each valentine]

#valentines day meme #valentine #hearts #cupid #send to your friends #send to your lovers #funny valentine #funny meme #lol #oc #unreality #possum meme #possum #hairless cat #rats #lizards #olms #rihno #accesible #accesible meme

[solitarelee]

East Asian fanartists are starting to migrate back to Tumblr because Twitter is insane, toxic, and dying, and what we're NOT going to do is let the fucking exclusionists get them, do you hear me? We are not going to let a bunch of feral idiots try to apply the most myopic version of puritanism to foreign artists we're not we're not we're not. Form an armed brigade if you have to, do you hear me. We're not going to bully the artists who may or may not even speak English because we have our precious standards of moral purity. If we see art that makes us uncomfy we're going to block the artist and tumblr savior their name so we don't have to see them again AND WE'RE GONNA MOVE THE FUCK ON.

#solitaretalk #i mean it #I will block on sight if I see any tomfoolery #and then I will screenshot your bullshit and send it into a group chat so all my more significant tumblr friends will block you too #fuck this up bad enough and you will never be able to reblog from kitty unpretty again IS THAT WHAT YOU FUCKING WANT

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

#send this to your tall friends #gullivers travels #meme #memes #tweet #tweets #twitter #funny #lol

[its-tea-time-darling]

im sorry, we turned your boyfriend into a mole. yeah and all of tumblr‘s interested in him now. sorry

edit 9/12/23 11.22 CET

and so it begins…

fic1, fic2 @pathsofoak ao3 tag. Mole Poem @thaliaisalesbian . fic by @tourmelion .

update:

ao3 link. please vote for mole scene in most underrated goncharov scene poll

#come on everyone we can make this a thing #send me any fic you write for mole interest and i‘ll add it to the post #mole interest #tumblr boyfriend #ao3 #mine #goncharov #unreality #< goncharov is not a real movie tumblr made it up #i dont think it’s gonna happen but on the off chance it will: nyt if you link to my blog again without asking me #i WILL have to write omegaverse molefic to spite you again. and it’ll all be YOUR fault #updated the ao3 screenshots bc me and my friend decided to include the mole interest op in the fandom tag #same as was done for goncharov y'know

[hailsatanacab]

A Persuasive Argument - dpxdc

"Great!" Danny says, clapping his hands together to get everyone's attention. The dinner table falls silent as everyone looks towards him. It's a full house today and, honestly, Danny's a little nervous. "I'm sure you're all wondering why I gathered you here today."

"It's dinnertime. In our house." Duke mutters, while doing a very bad job of concealing his yawn. He holds his fork poised over the braised beef, but, just like everyone else, still looks towards Danny before tucking in. It's intriguing enough to wait.

"Yeah, no one misses Alfie's dinner." Dick says, with a brilliant smile that Danny can't help but return.

"Precisely! What better time to talk to you all than when you're all actually here!"

"Wait, I thought you came round to work on our English essays?" Tim asks, blinking owlishly.

"I'm afraid I've lured you here under false pretences, Tim."

"This is where I live."

"I would still really appreciate help on that essay though, I mean, what the hell is Hamlet even about? I just don't get that old time-y language, like 'Hark! A ghost hath killed me!' - absolute rubbish, what does that even mean?"

"The ghost never kills anyone in Hamlet, he's there to tell Hamlet that he was murdered. Have you actually read it?"

"No, but it sounds like you have. Tim, I want this guy to help me with my essay instead. I know for a fact that you haven't read Hamlet, either."

"So? We don't need Jason, I've read the Sparknotes."

"Hi Jason, I'm Danny, pleasure to meet you, summarise Hamlet in three sentences or less."

"Am I auditioning to help you write your essays? I can't believe you’ve gone through your whole school life without reading it, it’s good!"

"Hamlet, along with a number of other classics, was banned in our house because it portrayed ghosts as intelligent and sympathetic beings rather than evil, animalistic beasts. I didn’t even get to see The Muppet's Christmas Carol until last year with Tim! It was surprisingly good, and I hate Christmas because everyone always argued and it sucked. But we're getting off topic. I—"

"No, no, please go back to that, because what the fu—"

"Boys, please." Bruce interrupts, looking to the world as if he wants to hang his head in his hands. "Danny, you were about to say something?"

"Oh, yeah, Mr. Wayne! Thanks!"

"Please, call me Bruce."

"Well, that very succinctly brings me to my point, because I'd actually really like to call you dad."

Nobody says a word. Nobody even blinks, all as shocked as the other, watching open-mouthed as Danny pulls his laptop out from beside his chair. Bruce can definitely feel a headache coming on.

"Before you say anything, I've prepared a 69 slide PowerPoint presentation on why you, Bruce Wayne, should adopt me, Danny Last-Name-Pending. Please save your questions, comments, and verdict until the end, thank you."

#dpxdc #batpham #i forget - can we tag the parent fandoms? w/e #immediately alfred's like: while i do appreciate your initiative may i suggest it wait until after dinner? #and danny - who has barely eaten proper homecooked food ever - takes one bite and then absolutely wolfs down the whole lot #after he's finished he's like 'bear with - I've got to add that to the 'Reasons I Would Like to Live Here' section' #danny's powerpoint has tailored sections for each batfam member with lists of reasons why they'd get along #my au thoughts on this is that the fentons disowned danny when he told them he was phantom #and that this is after the ultimate enemy - wherein which he allied himself with the JL to fight against dan #(which didnt really work at all - BUT he knows some of their identities now INCLUDING batman's) #so one of the main reasons why he'd be a great fit is that he knows their vigilante status anyway so they don’t need to worry about secrets #dick just turns to tim like 'he’s your friend. he learnt this from you.' #tim: 'i didn't tell him our identities!! i would never!!' #dick: 'no i know that. it's the stalker tendancies. it's baby tim all over again' #tim: scandalised gasp #they all eat dinner in silence just super subdued and in shock and sending glances to bruce and danny #duke like: 'so i know I'm the last one in the family but like... this isn't how it normally happens right? did any of you make powerpoints? #tim gets all shifty because he absolutely did make a powerpoint he just never actually showed it to anyone #everyone stares at tim because they all know. it was in one of bab's blackmail files she has on him #damian's slide has danny offering to throw down at any time. 'tim says you like to prove yourself with your skills? #how about a real challenge? if i beat you then you have to vote yes to adopting me!' #damian is in two minds about accepting because... 1) look at him damian could take danny in his sleep! but #2) on the off chance that he does win... damian does not want any more brothers #(he takes the bet and its a suprisingly fun fight - and while he'll never say this... he would vote yes even without the wager) #on one of danny's slides there's a picture of ellie: you'll also get my clone sister! two children for the price of one!! #uhhh.... thats it now - I've been having fun with this haha #spent all day with the 'ive lured you here under false pretences' 'danny i live here' line in my head haha #anyway enjoy!!!!!! this was fun #i wanna make these slides so bad

[tendermiasma]

I watched Fire and Ice (1983) and it has an unhappy and mentally unstable sorcerer who gets his tits out for the man who tried to kill him so of course I did frame redraws

#fire and ice #lord nekron #myart #I was sending my friend screenshots as I was watching and my friend was like #it's so bizarre that you haven't seen this movie before because your style feels influenced by it. like you've been incepted somehow

[cinnamontoads]

this edit of rhett and link always makes me laugh so bad I had to redraw it myself too

#me and my friend always just send the picture back and forth I had to go hunt for the original post. thank you for your service #metal gear solid #mgs #solid snake #otacon #my art #kind of just a shitty redraw meme but I’ll put it in my art tag anyway

[fixing-bad-posts]

🐸 you're pan lmao. i love

#gawain speaks #send this to your friend when they come out as pan lol #fixingbadposts #fixing-bad-posts #whiteout poetry #pan pride #pansexual positivity #pansexual pride #queer

[originalartblog]

Art collab/art switch!!

I drew @carrotkicks sends them to school AU and Carrot drew my Murase AU, and then we traded and colored each other's piece!

First: lines by @originalartblog, colored by @carrotkicks Second: lines by @carrotkicks, colored by @originalartblog

It was fun very fun, thank you for doing this with me!! :D

#something very soothing about coloring someone else's piece. like a coloring book. #plus it's art of your own au at half the efforts sdjkhfgdsjfg #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd fanart #sends them to school au #the murase au #nawy's art #friend's art #<- i am unequipped for such events. new tag.

[clowfish]

kyle sends chain mail I know this for a fact actually

#he falls for the ones that are like send this to 20 people before midnight or you will die in your sleep in 7 days #then proceeds to freak out when stan won’t send them to other people #kyle: stan 🥺🥺 you didnt send it back to me….does that mean we aren’t actually friends??? #stan: goddamnit #South Park #sp #South Park fanart #kyle brovlofski #stan marsh #sp style #fish art

[ventique18]

Grim probably has no concept of romance and intimacy so he's forever a clueless third-wheeler who will absolutely cockblock you at any given opportunity.

So whenever 🐉🌸 are starting to get a bit touchy, Grim would just barge into the room from wherever he came from, shouting "HEY, I'm starving!"

🌸 would instantly pull away from 🐉, but he'd refuse to let them go until Grim hops onto the bed and excitedly bounces between them.

🐱: "Dinner time! Dinner time! Hornton, you gonna stay for some grubs too?"

🐉: "I would... gladly take on that offer. I suppose."

🐱: "Well you gotta contribute dessert then! No such thing as a free meal. Come on henchman!"

🐱: "Why're you in your undies though?"

🌸, grabbing a pillow as a shield: "Get, get out of my room first--"

🐱: "'Kaaay."

🐱: "Let's go Hornton! We gotta start whipping up those cakes!"

🐉 just sighs, picks up his shirt, and lets the cat monster awkwardly drag him by the leg.

#imagine having a talking cat lmao #you gotta send him over to your friends if you want some alone time #and when you do that your friends will already know what you're doing LOL #twisted wonderland #ventique rambles #malleus draconia #malleus x reader #twst grim

[the-punforgiven]

When your mutual reblogs one of those popularity polls between two fandoms you're not a part of calling for a sweep and you get to feel like a feudal lord offering your support for a neighboring ally

#For you my friend I will send a regiment of knights and a vote for your special little guy #pun's text posts

[overtake]

Max and Daniel for Sunrise | 21 March 2024

Video from @blamemma 🤍

#this is a wild thing to say about your coworker that you friendzoned this same day. just fyi. #max verstappen #daniel ricciardo #maxiel #f1 #op #australia 2024 #thought i wouldnt have time to gif this #and then my friend said 'im skipping class' and i decided that means i get to as well <3 #endless shoutout to emma for sending me the video so i didnt have to suffer through sunrise for it

[berriicherry]

bros before hoes.

what else can i say?

#scumbag system #fanart #svsss #scum villian self saving system #scum villain #danmei #shen yuan #shang qinghua #SQH saw everyone simping over his..... /good friend/..... and was like- #NOT ON MY WATCH! #so #they are married now! yay #everyone send your wedding cheers to the new happy couple #shen qingqiu #doodle #shenanigans #transmigration #cumplane #is this too many tags? #whatever #berricherry

[trans-girl-uchiha-itachi]

in the gc rn we are Rotating, due to critical first-time-homebuyer brainrot, a mundane AU where hinata is a home inspector. "hey can you peep inside that wall real quick and let me know if there's water damage? thanks"

itachi is a real estate agent (who often works with hinata) not because he has social skills but because he mind controls everyone else into cooperating. the mangekyō sharingan can see all aspects of the california housing code at once, etc

#the trashcan speaks #we're on a plane with 360 degree Screaming Child coverage so we are becoming somewhat Deranged #love how airplane wifi ads are always like 'check your crucially important business emails!!' #meanwhile i'm sending my friends texts about what if sasuke from naruto was an electrician

[justfriendsbestthings]

Edmar sending you kisses because you’re trying your best every day

#omar rudberg #edvin ryding #omar and edvin #friends best #edmar #edmar things #omar #edvin #young royals #my gif #take it and use it to send kisses to all the gay people in your phone