what if dr. jekyll was named dr. freakyll and he trampled children and hated god
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women want fish, me fear me
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Anyone who falls asleep on top of Kevin Day is sleeping on a queen mattress.
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Weirdo butches make the world go round
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it genuinely pisses me off the way some people STILL think of peeta as just some dumbass bootlicking white liberal for calling for a ceasefire in mj, as if katniss doesn't literally spell it out for both coin & the reader that he is clearly being tortured & used as a mouthpiece for capitol propaganda???,,???????
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The punk rock scene in the early 2000's was insane because you'd have a guy that looked like 馃who hadn't showered in three weeks and before almost every song he'd say something along the lines of "y'know sometimes I wish I'd been born a girl... Anyways this is about the time I sucked our drummers dick in the back of a CVS-" and then play the saddest song you've ever heard while sounding like he's about to come
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seeing a player鈥檚 chain peek out of their jersey is like lingerie for men
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the reason for why bionicle was a success and hero factory a failure was because while they both had mass-produced robocops they both depicted it VERY differently in that hero factory was copaganda while bionicle said acab
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