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couch-house · 2 months

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Okay I finally figured out Comet's origin story. Long version under the cut but short version is: knuckles finally got to reunite with the surviving echidnas but they didnt want to leave their homes to live on the floating island, so an alien felt bad for him and gave him a fankid <3

Okay so to recap stc canon: Knuckles has spent his entire time on the floating island believing he is protecting it until his people return. he doesnt remember, but he used to live in the ancient echidna city with Tikal and Pachacamac, but somehow was transported 8000 years into the future (present day). This happens after Tikal briefly brings Sonic back in time to help the echidnas fight off the Drakon empire--fish-shaped aliens that discovered chaos energy (the emeralds were made by the Drakons with the echidnas' sacred emeralds, then the echidnas "stole" them back and the drakons declared war). They succeed in beating them back for this battle, but my headcanon (which ended up being p close to what Kitching supposedly planned out) is that after this battle, the drakons come back and end up wiping the echidnas out--those that arent killed are taken off mobius as prisoners/slaves. At some point, some of them are able to escape and form a sanctuary away from the drakons.

Okay now we gotta talk about the Kaamdaarns. The Kaamdaarns are alternate dimension aliens that appear in 113, 119, and 120. They are peaceful aliens with "highly advanced science" indistinguishable from magic, which they use to disable any weapons on their planet and then also to free Shorty from his cybernik suit.

so the STORY WITH COMET GOES... Kintobor helps Knuckles to identify some kind of beacon signal that appears to be coming from other echidnas. Knuckles and Sonic hop into a spaceship (tekno and porker collab) and through a dimensional portal (tekno and kintobor collab) to find the source. they find a colony of echidnas long-established on a sanctuary planet under the protection of the kaamdaarns. the reunion is pretty bittersweet for knuckles bc like. these are people 8000 years removed from his culture. there are maybe some things still in common but otherwise their lives are completely distinct from how he grew up. and after 8000 years, very few if any of them consider the floating island home more than the place they are now. even those that might be interested in going back with knuckles are wary of the risk of leaving the safety of the kaamdaarn planet and being captured by drakons. and for a bunch of ruins... it's not really worth it

so knuckles has once again lost the whole Purpose of Everything He's Done and ummm well it goes about as well as the first time that happened

so he's hanging on by a Thread but the kaamdaarn that brought him and sonic to the village--her name's haven here she is--

says "you know what will fix that? a child." and see above: her making comet. GREAT idea, i agree. i mean the thought was more like "surely there is a way for you to both stay with your friends AND with other echidnas." but same difference. anyway sonic doesnt know what kind of egg that is.

thanks for listening. here's porker lewis as a reward :)

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am-i-the-asshole-official · 4 months

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aita for not inviting a friend of mine into my dnd campaign?

so i (18nb) have a friend (18nb, Martin) who i play in a main dnd campaign with with all our other friends (Ill name them Dan, Virgil, Mark, and Ray). Dan is our DM after we kicked out the old one bc she was horrible. We're a pretty close group of friends, but lately we've all been really busy with respective school & work, ect. so we didnt play dnd for a solid, like,, 4 months. I DMed a one shot for everyone besides Ray cause she was flaky anyway, and added in my boyfriend Zeke for it.

Everyone had a really fun time w it and I loved everyones characters, especially Dan's. I watch a lot of dnd shows, so i just keep getting more ideas- but while the one shot was fun it was messy as hell. Ive been wanting to write a campaign for a smaller group for a while, (because when i tried making a campaign with the whole group the character creations were... disappointing to say the least. this sounds mean but i created a fairy world that was very magical & told everyone to go crazy on character creation in a world with few/no humans, and like 5/6 people opted to be a human with a fighting class :/ )

ive been writing a campaign that im really proud of and have a good vision for, and decided to include Mark (because we're best friends) Zeke (because he wants to play dnd more and has no opportunities) Dan (bc he never gets to be a player) and then another close friend of mine outside the group named Gabe (who i love but never get to see) I love their characters & we're all super excited.

Thing is. I was briefly talking with Dan, Zeke and Mark about it at school bc I'd sent everyone a little intro message for the world and they were all super excited and wanted to talk to me about their classes. Virgil had no problem with this and was excitedly asking abt the world + characters along with some other friends from school, but Martin got quiet and went and sat by himself. I could tell they were off, but Martin is generally a quiet person anyway and is often sad + doesnt want to talk for like a hundred different reasons, so i left her alone. Later that day in a different class I have with Virgil he showed me his phone where Martin had sent him a message saying she was really disappointed & felt left out that i hadnt invited them to my campaign.

i instantly felt bad and started to text him, but,,,, to be honest, i dont think im at all responsible for this.

i have reasons for leaving Martin out, the main one being that they just..... arent a very active player. Hes soft spoken and doesnt actually like rping their characters- her character in our main campaign is/was literally mute bc they said they didnt want to have to speak as him. (theyve since taken this back and went through with a curse breaking thing to be able to speak, but her character,,, still doesnt talk much.) he writes really good, sad backstories but doesnt actually play or do anything with them and gets uncomfortable acting. Their characters are not only emotional, but like. crazy. they play a bunch of cool tieflings with insane magic classes & features and then, again,,,, dont roleplay them. I didnt want the group to be big and had a good reason for including everyone that i did, and our other friends that arent in it (Virgil, Ray who is Martins sister btw, all our other d&d interested friends at school) literally dont mind at all. i just wrote a campaign that theyre not in. Martin also has their feelings hurt very easily, so to be honest i just find her being sad about not being in it just... stupid. id never say that to his face & i get that he feels bad, but like....cmon.

im aware im a very very incredibly low empathy person- to be honest i struggle with depression and bpd very heavily and am often mean to my friends & loved ones without really processing why or how much it affects them. i told Virgil that i thought Martins reaction was stupid, and he said that that wasnt fair bc Martin had always been in my campaigns before (which is, yknow, one. Martin and I were even in a campaign with a completely different group a while back and Martin willingly left it very early because the group was loud & their character wasnt doing anything (yeah)). Every time Martins expressed (or i guess not expressed) sorrow for not being invited to it ive just sort of ignored them. this again isnt that uncommon cuz when shes sad he doesnt like to talk about it, and also they havent directly confronted me with this at all.

ive been talking about the campaign a lot because it occupies frankly a lot of my brain because i have so much to write, and i especially talk to the people that arent in it bc theres no risk of slipping up and telling them something they arent supposed to know. The other friend, Gabe, is friends with Zeke and Mark and I, and Dan is good around new people,, but Martins really quiet around people he doesnt know well, so if i invited her anyway they'd probably play the game even less than they already do.

again, im really bad at having an actual perspecitve on this. Virgil said he feels bad for Martin but not for himself, as far as i know Dan doesnt know about the situation, and i literally just dont wanna involve Mark and Zeke (Zeke HATES conflict and when people fight so he really doesnt have to be involved.) Mark Martin and I have all been really close friends since literally 7th grade and I guess Martin especially feels left out that I involved Mark and not them but Marks both really good at character creation and also talking in character, and like, hes my best friend who i do everything with.

I dont wanna blow off Martins emotions but but i truly dont give a shit that they feel betrayed by my not inviting him. especially because they havent bothered actually telling me this. objectively i dont think its my fault even a little, and Martin is really horrible at handling their emotions anyway (this isnt an insult, just a fact. i am too). aita for not inviting him + not caring that shes upset by it and acting like they arent?

sorry this is so long i really like providing context

What are these acronyms?

#aita #am i the asshole

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ssparksflyy · 27 days

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OMG BELLS REQS ARE OPEN AAAA

literally any kind of Leo x latina reader please cause im just in love with how you write him

ask and thou shall receive ༉‧₊˚.

leo valdez dating hcs! ✶ ࣪˖࿐ *

pairing: leo valdez x latina!reader warning(s): swearin + gringas this one aint for u pookies ♡♡ a/n: BRO. i had to rewrite this completely twice bcs i kept on forgetting to save it nd it would all delete 😭 also ty girlie ♡

leo valdez, certified loverboy

his lips gotta be surgically detached from you cause damn

this boy loves kissing u

big big fan of u wearing lipgloss/lipstick cause then it gets on his lips nd leaves him all heart eyes

its like his own lil trophy

nd hey it reminds the other girlies that hes taken !! not available !! go find someone else !!

so u best believe u do it w a SMIRK.

best dance partner to ever dance partner

his hands go all over u girl

but that usual firm grip on ur waist omfg 😵‍💫😵‍💫

also does not gaf if he feels like his legs r about to fall off, if u wanna keep dancing then dance he shall

only other people he would dance w are little kids who ask him to ♡

good asf with kids im afraid

he claims that its because their imaginations are still big, hence making it easier for him to actually enjoy having a conversation with them instead of like ... politics ( hes never had a convo about politics )

he so wouldve loved spending time with family if he had the chance :((

he so becomes besties w ur mama tho ♡♡

( if shes mortal ofc )

they instantly clicked when u introduced them to each other :))

ur mom loves how sweet he is nd how much he cares abt you ♡

you left for a second to go to the restroom nd came back to the comadres looking at baby pics

like ?? u left for 2 seconds ??

wdym hes already getting the family chisme shes just met this man ??

its that leo valdez charm or somethin

cause like if ur dads a mortal he also really likes him 😭

ofc hes gotta pull the whole overprotective dad bit first

but once they get talking he slowly gets more comfortable w him :))

he also appreciates how much he cares nd how he puts u first ♡♡

i feel like mortal parents would just care if they treat u right nd are loyal

or maybe they dont nd actually become stricter

....

who knows anyway back to repair boy

THE roses man

his fav flowers

he thinks it romantic its classy and hey who doesnt love a good red rose

he could spend days making you a bunch of metal flowers nd painting them nd make a bouquet

but he gives u a metal flower everyday !!

so u best believe for special occasions he buys u a big ol ramo of roses nd a cute lil plushie or somethin ♡

v cute v cute v that sould be me

u best believe when u move in together

oh yea. ur future is already planned out together

theres always something bomb for dinner

whether its homemade or ordered in, u eat good every night ♡

"but i cant cook!' dw pooks he can !!

he asked ur parent for ur fav homemade meals nd asked them to teach him how they make it :((

best believe u wake up to breakfast made every weekend

nd ofc all he asks for back is kisses ♡

im tellin u. an addict. cannot get enough. its not normal man

youve got a stash of candies in one of ur cabinets for whenever u crave themmm

constantly gotta restock up tho cause they do NOT last

u guys def talk crap in spanish

i mean obviously , who doesnt

but if u desperately need a gossip sesh but r like surrounded by ppl you whip out the spanish ykyk

sigh, i want a leo valdez ♡♡

a/n two: hope u enjoyed !! idk if these r kinda short but tbh im so sleepy nd havent had good sleep at all this week so im ending it here, have a good day/night !!

peace from manhattan,

percy jackson ♡

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palant1r · 10 months

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death note characters ranked by how much they fuck, from least to most:

L: im sorry but this bitch died a virgin. you know im right. we can talk about lawlight gay sex all we want and its very fun but there is NO way his relationship with light actually went beyond psychosexual mind games that they both found far more sexual than actual sex. he does not leave his weirdass computer floor room he is NOT on tinder. this guy had watari make him a special fleshlight that jacks him off in 3 seconds every time he experiences horniness so he can get back to work

near: same as L, really. the only reason he's ranked higher is because he hangs out with a bunch of sexy americans and could theoretically have had an opportunity at some point

Ide: asexual king. could have sex but simply has no interest in it.

light: divorces his mind from his body to an absolutely insane degree. uses sex purely as a method to give misa rewards for killing a bunch of people. this barely ever happens

misa: only ranked higher than light because i feel like she had sex at least once before meeting light and light was absolutely a virgin at that point

mikami: he has scheduled sex that he pencils into his planner about once every month or so

takada: with how she reacted to light's advances, it's clear that this is not a woman who is accustomed to pleasurable sex. girl go get some better dick its not worth it.

aizawa: on one hand, he is married. on the other hand, between the investigation and having a young child in the house, i doubt they're boning down on the reg

mello: i know people will get mad at me for ranking him this low. because like, look at him. he LOOKS like he FUCKS. but im sorry. he doesnt. he goes after his goals with the singleminded focus of a bear on cocaine presented with a dumpster full of salmon and sex simply does not play into those goals. however he would fuck to FURTHER those goals he just wouldnt even enjoy it because hed be thinking about Beating Near the whole time but like, in a heterosexual way

soichiro and sachiko: you KNOW old man yagami is a freak. that man is not normal and he's gonna dick his wife down crazy style. however he is also working long nights all the time

matsuda: between his need to be around other people and his neglected shelter dog rizz, i think its fair to say matsuda is having a fair amount of sex

matt: to mellos chagrin, matt fucks

mogi: this man is coveted in the tokyo gay scene. dick is bomb AND he makes breakfast in the morning. this man FUCKS but he minds his own business about it

#death note #lime

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sugawhaaa · 9 days

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Can you do a Junhan fic where at a party he gets paired with fem y/n for seven minutes in heaven but she doesnt expect what he does when the door shuts because he's usually innocent and quiet.

Also he makes sure she stays quiet the whole time and punishes her if she doesn't. Also can it end with Junhan making y/n promise to keep it their little secret.

I definetly don't have a kink for hidden personality switch ups or anything 😙

JUNHAN X READER

"Let's keep this our little secret~"

💋Warnings::SMUT

🖤Pairing::rough!dom!Junhan x sub!fem!reader

💫Genre::ftl, college au, hair pulling, choking (??) Rough, edging, fingering, blowjob, degradation, rushed, drooling,

💦A/N:: when I saw this request I literally lost mind. I've always loved 7moh prompts and this one is just SOOO PERFECT

🎧Songs to listen to while reading::

You were at a rather small pool party. It wasn't small small but were not talking a rave at someone's house. There were about 20-30 people there MAX. Out of those other 29 people one of your rather distant friends was there. Junhan. You've always found him quite attractive especially when he plays guitar in the band room at the collage.

He was in your friend group but he wasn't very talkative so you don't really know much about him. Your friends always warn you that he's just really shy and it's nothing personal but you have an odd feeling he really doesn't like you. Every time he looks at you he looks like he wants to bash your head in so you try to avoid looking at him which can be hard when he's shredding his guitar.

About half of the people at the party or so had gathered in the kitchen, standing in a circle. You and your close few friends decided to join in. Did you know what it was for? No. Were you going anyway? Of course. You, Junhan, and your girl friend joined in the circle. A dark-skinned woman started going around the circle with a hat and a bunch of papers as she explained the rules of this game.

"Everyone will pull a number out of the hat and once everyone has looked at their number we'll get Google to pick two random numbers. The people with those numbers will be then locked in a closet for 30 minutes," she explained as she let everyone pick out a paper.

"I thought the game was called seven minutes of heaven?" A girl asked as she smacked her gum.

"Yes but realistically 7 minutes isn't enough time to fuck now is it?" The tanned woman smirked and the girl blushed.

Finally, the woman extended the hat out to you. You put your hand into the pile of papers and pick out a random one. She then moved to Junhan. She looked him up and down as he picked out a piece of paper. His black nails contrasted with the white paper.

You opened the folded paper to see the number "6" drawn in black ink. You shrug and look at Junhan. He looked back at you and as soon as you made eye contact you looked away with pink cheeks.

What number did you get?" He asks in a deep voice. You look up at him and his long hair.

"Six," you reply. "What'd you get?"

"Twelve," he replies before looking back at the tanned woman.

"Alright," she says as she picks up her phone. The tattoo on her elbow is now visible. It was a Mickey Mouse. How interesting. "Google says, twelve!" She grins and looks around the circle. "Who has twelve?" She looks around and Junhan raises his hand looking at his paper. He seems so relaxed I'd be freaking out if I was him, you think to yourself. "And six!" The girl smiles before setting down her phone.

Did she say six? You look up at Junhan and he's already looking at you calmly.

"I have six," you say as you raise your hand slowly.

"Alright let's get you two to the closet," she said as she grabbed your wrist. She leads the two of you to a closet under the staircase. "Try not to get cum on anything, I cleaned it out but there's still some jackets in there," she says as she opens the door and shoves the two of you in there, locking the door.

You sit there trying to process everything. Everything happened so fast. Five seconds ago you were hanging out at the poolside with your drink and friends, dancing. And now you're locked in a closet with Junhan.

"You're sitting on my leg," Junhan says calmly. You instantly move off of his leg and onto the floor.

"Sorry!" You apologize and scoot to the other wall, far from Junhan but his long legs get tangled with yours. He then crawls closer to you, catching you by surprise.

"We have a decent amount of space don't we," he smirks as he presses his body against yours. Your breath catches in your throat as he speaks.

"Y-Yeah," you look up at him as your breathing increases.

"We don't have a lot of time," he says as he takes off his shirt. The small Crack in the door illuminates his toned torso.

"W-wait are we actually doing this," you panic as he sets his shirt aside.

"Fuck yeah we are," he pins you to the floor. "Do you have any idea how bad I want this right now," he says in a low voice before leaning down, kissing your neck.

"Are you sure about this? I thought you hated me?" You put your hand on his head as your breath becomes rapid.

"Hate you?" He repeats. "I don't hate you, I hate the way you make me so fucking hard every time I see you," Junhan hisses before kissing your jawline. You blush at his confession, your body tensing.

"I always imagine your pretty little hands around my cock, how much I wish I could bury my fingers in your tight little pussy," he looks at me with hazy eyes filled with lust. You look into his dark eyes, his eyeshadow surrounding them creating an alluring energy. He runs his hand down your body before placing it at your hip. His other hand explores the rest of your body, every curve and duvet. "You're so hot," he mumbles as his hand travels between your legs, grazing his fingertips along your folds. His other hand starts slowly creeping under your shirt to feel your bare skin.

"Fuck, your driving me wild," you moan and Junhan smirks. He loves to see the way your body squirms beneath his touch. He slowly takes off your shirt, discarding it somewhere in the closet. He kisses up your stomach as his hands aimlessly caress you. You put one of your hands on the floor to hold yourself up and the other goes to his hair, gently playing with it.

"I've dreamed about this every fucking night," he hisses against your skin. "Your body is so much prettier than I dreamed," he says as his hand slides up your back to unclip your bra. He slides it off of your arms and finally sees your entire torso naked for the first time. His eyes locked on your tits. He smirks widely before leaning down to kiss your tender skin. He sucks on your breast as his hand plays with your other. His thumb rubbing over your sensitive nipple. You arch your back into his body and he pushes his body against you harder, forcing your body down.

You whimper and Junhan lifts his head. "If you don't quiet down I'm going to make you shut up," he hisses and you nod. You bite your nuclear to keep your moans down as his tongue slithers around your skin. His free hand goes down to the button of your jeans, fumbling to unbuckle it before pulling down the zipper. You let out a soft gasp and he raises his head. He starts to pull down your jeans and he rubs your clit through your panties, watching the way your hips buck into his hand. Soft, muffled, whimpers escape your lips.

Your body starts squirming and aches for him. Wishing he was inside of you, somewhere, with anything. His fingers, tongue, dick, you don't even care anymore. He pulls down your panties just enough that he can access your entire pussy. He takes a long lick up your folds, sucking up all of your precum. He teases your entrance with the tip of his index finger, flicking it back and forth.

"Fuck! Please stop teasing me," you whimper loudly.

"Shh, baby," he says as he slides his finger effortlessly inside you. Your hold body jumps as you clench around his finger. He smirks as he curls his finger slowly. You put your wrist between your teeth to keep your moans quiet as he finds your G-spot.

"There you go, you like that?" He says in a low seductive tone. You feel your walls tighten around his finger and he pushes another one inside you. He curls them but at different times. One curls then when he curls it as much as he can he curls the other one. The sound of your juices sloshing around echoes in the small closet. You throw your head back and let go of your wrist. A mess of moans spilling from your mouth. "Babe, you need to be quiet," he stops his fingers to speak to you, making sure you're 100% listening to him.

You nod your head quickly, praying that he'll continue if you acknowledge his warning.

"I'll be quiet," you whimper and he resumes his finger attack. His long fingers hit the perfect spot at the perfect angle. You feel like you're just about to tip over the edge when he stops. "No!" You gasp out and grab your hair in a fist. Junhan finally snaps and puts his hand over your mouth. You moan into his palm as he pushes your head against the wall.

"You need to be quiet," he warns you for the one-hundredth time. You nod your head and he slowly lets go of your face. "This is your last warning, I'll have to gag you if you don't stop moaning so loudly," he sighs as he pulls his fingers out of you, watching how your walls clenched to them. He rubs his fingers gently up and down your folds. You bite your lip to keep your little whimpers and pleads quiet. "Did you bring your phone in here?" He asks softly and you shake your head. "Do you know where it is?"

You shake your head again and he sighs. "I don't know how much time I have to fuck you stupid," he says as he looks around the small, dark, room. Your heart skips a beat, your mind racing with thoughts of what he plans to do to you. You had lost all sense of time while he was teasing you, your mind was just circling with pleasure. If you had to guess it's probably been about 10 to 15 minutes meaning there's still a decent amount of time. He bit his lip and looked down at you. He thought for a moment as he looked you up and down, a small smirk on his lips. "You've been a bad girl, I think I'm going to make you wait before you can cum," he strokes your thigh gently as he speaks to you.

"Please Junhan, I promise I'll be good," you beg him but you know he's going to stand by what he said. He shook his head and started undoing his belt, the sound of the buckle unlatching ringing in your ears. He unbuttoned his jeans and pulled down the zipper quickly and you can tell by the look in his eyes where this is going. He pulls his jeans and boxers off quickly and pulls you close to him.

"Be a good girl and suck," he smirked at you as he held the back of your head. You instantly listened and leaned down, his tip just at your lips. He watched you intently as you put him in your mouth. You stuff him in your mouth, trying to fit his entire length in. He held back your hair as you slowly started to bob your head. You take your time to roll your tongue along his length. "Good girl," he smirked and his praise only encouraged you.

He tossed his head back and listened to the sounds of you sucking him. Bobbing your head up and down as you hold his hips to help stabilize yourself. He looked back down at you, his fingers traveling down to your hair. His thumb rubs the side of your face as you keep your steady pace. "That's it," he smiles lustfully at you. You feel his cock twitch in your mouth. As much as he's being dominant as Hell he can't deny the fact that you're skilled at this. You put your feet up as you continue to suck him off. The small room doesn't allow for much movement or space but you make it work.

He holds your head tight as his climax approaches. "I've dreamed about this for so long," Junhan looks down at you. His eyes are full of admiration and lust. One more long hard suck and he explodes in your mouth, letting out a low grunt as he holds your head down, making you swallow every drop. "Swallow all of it," he commands and you do as he says. You slide him off your lips and open your mouth wide, showing him that you swallowed it all. He smirks and pulls you close. "Good girl," he says as he pets your hair. As he hugs you, your core presses against his cock, instantly hardening it.

His cock pulses against you and he can't hold back any longer. "I need to be inside you," he groans out. "I need you to be quiet though, remember?" He says as he holds up your hips.

"Yes," you nod as you put your hands on his chest, preparing to sink down on him. He lines his tip up to your entrance before slowly pushing you down. His cock fills you up so perfectly, your eyes roll back from the pleasure. He grunts quietly as he feels your walls hug each and every fiber of his cock. You finally fully sit down on him and he guides your hips to grind on him.

"I hate to cut this short doll, but we might not have much time left," he says as he pushes you down hard, electing a moan from you. He pushes his hips up into you as he finds your sweet spot. You slap a hand over your mouth trying to muffle your cries but Junhan gets fed up.

He pulls away your hand and he stuffs his fingers in your mouth. You moan softly as you suck his fingers. "Shut up," he hisses and you whimper, continuing to grind against him. "I'd love to hear your cries but not right now. I've told you many times," he says as his unoccupied hand guides your hips. You nod as your legs shake. His girth stretches your pussy so perfectly. He holds your tongue down in your mouth as his thumb pushes your chin up, forcefully shutting your mouth. He pushes his hips up into you and you start bouncing on him. His hand claws at your hip as his nails dig into your skin. You feel your climax approaching and you start going faster, your walls clenching so hard you can hear the sound of your sensitive skin sticking to him.

You whimper into his fingers, trying to warn him of your fast-approaching, long-awaited, orgasm. You shake your head but Junhan holds your jaw straight. "I know you're close baby," he smirks with a soft grunt. "I'll take my fingers out once you've cum alright?"

You nod your head as saliva drips from your chin. His fingers coated in your drool. You squint your eyes shut as he thrusts up into you, hitting your G-spot. Your legs shake and stop moving, spilling all of your cum onto his thighs. Your head falls down as saliva pours from your lips. He slips his fingers out of your mouth and only more drool follows his motion. Your saliva drips down your torso down to his thighs. He leans up and kisses your swollen lips. His hands tangling in your hair. He pulls back from the kiss and looks up at you with his Boba eyes.

"You're so beautiful," he mumbles before pulling you off of his cock. He held you close when there was a knock on the door. The door opened and the woman from before poked her head in. Junhan covered your body as best as he could with his shirt and his arms.

"Times up," she said before closing the door. Her feet could be seen through the crack at the bottom of the door. You look down at the puddle of cum and drool on the floor.

"Could we have a towel? Or two?" You ask in a hoarse voice.

"Jesus, what did you guys do," the woman groans as she walks out to the bathroom. You collect up your clothes but don't put them on yet just to be sure nothing gets on them. The woman comes back with two towels. She opens the door and hands them to you. You give one to Junhan and the two of you wipe up your bodies before cleaning the floor. "I swear if I see a single drop of cum on my Calvin Klein jacket I'm going to murder the two of you," she chuckles from outside the door.

The two of you finish putting your clothes on and prepare to exit the closet, praying that all the people who were there earlier are gone. You carefully open the door and let out a relieved sigh as you see the kitchen empty. You held Junhans hand as you left the closet. "Man, he must've fucked you up good," The woman smirks as she puts her hand on her hip. Junhan blushed and looked away.

"Why do you say that?" You panic as you think there might be a reminiscence of drool or cum on your lips. The woman laughs softly.

"Your hair is all messy, your out of breath and a little sweaty, there's also marks all over your chest," she points to your chest and you look down.

"When did you do that?!" You look over at junhan and he blushes.

"When you were riding my-"

"Okay nope that's good," you put a finger over his lips as he begins to explain himself. The woman looks at the two of you happily.

"I knew from the moment I saw him that he would be really good and rough," she smirked as she looked him up and down again. You cling to Junhans arm in a sort of possessive way. Junhan smiled softly. "Seems I was right," she says before pulling out a cigarette and lighting it. She takes a puff of it before speaking again. "The washing machine is downstairs to the left, go toss those towels in there because I wouldn't be caught dead touching someone else cum covered towels," she waved her hands for the two of you to go and you did as she asked. The two of you were alone again as you went downstairs.

"Did I…hurt you?" He asks softly out of the blue. You look at him surprised by his shy nature again.

"No,no" you shake your head as you throw in your towel. "Well, maybe my jaw a little bit," you chuckled and rubbed your jaw.

"Want me to kiss it better?" He teases you before kissing you. "Let's keep this whole thing as a little secret alright? Just me and you, no one else~"

#xdinary heroes #xdh imagines #xdh smut #xdinari hero fanfic #xdinary heroes fluff #xdh x reader #xdh #xdh fluff #smut requests #smut recs #kpop smut #xdinary heroes junhan #han hyeongjun

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traffic-light-eyes · 10 months

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Ninja as influencers

My previous post got me thinking, and now I have to write this down.

Kai:

He for sure has Twitter/Chirp and uses it regularly. Very popular. He also has the ninjago equivalent to Instagram and is also very popular there, too. I could imagine him having a yt channel and doing silly vlogs and the occasional game, but that's about it. The other ninja were a bit weirded out by the vlogs at first because they didn't really want to feed into the whole idolizing the ninja thing, but realized that they could show the world that they're just. People. Normal people who save the world sometimes but are normally just passed out on the couch. They all love being in his vlogs now. When he records something embarrassing, he makes absolutely certain that the person it's of is okay with it being posted. Like, he gives them weeks to think about it. He has a video of Zane singing let it go (due to Jay's programming skills), and he was ecstatic to be able to post it. He's also a tiktok star. He does the silly dances and lip-syncing.

Nya:

She has Chirp but doesn't use it for social media purposes? If that makes sense. Like, she mainly only scrolls through her friends' chirps and responds to those. She gets into the groove and made a really sweet and chill community once the people that were only there for the "inside scoop" of the water ninja's life left. Now there's just her friends and a bunch of nice people. She comments on and rechirps? a lot of fanart, though. She has an Instagram but only to comment on Kai's posts with a thumbs down. She has a tiktok. It's secret. She posts little edits about her artwork or mechanics. It's fairly popular. She sometimes uses the filters and makes videos using them but never posts them.

Cole:

Similar to Nya, he has a Chirp account but doesn't really use it much. He'll respond to fanart and fans, but he only really posts occasionally. His posts normally consist of song recommendations or riffs of his friends. He threads callouts when he feels especially petty. It's pretty chill. He probably has a secret second account for art. He doesn't want people to like his art just because he's the earth ninja, so he made a second account. He has a tumblr too. I don't make the rules. He tries to stay in the loop with everyone's thoughts and shuts down the gross people. He's pretty well-known on the site. He likes reblogging the ship content and misdirecting people because it's funny. Pixal found him drawing techno and he scrambled for an excuse but she silently put a finger to her lip, winked, and left. He was very confused. She was absolutely dying on the inside from laughter because she knew of his account but wanted to freak him out. He couldn't look her in the eye for a week because he thought she thought he shipped them or something. She purposefully spoke to him often. He kept trying to explain, but Pixal always had an excuse to leave or change the subject before he could say it.

Lloyd:

He has Chirp. He has tumblr. He has ao3. He's not allowed on Instagram. He has a yt channel where he exclusively talks about comics and games. On his Chirp, he is completely unhinged some times, and other times, he posts cute animals he finds on missions or on patrol. He found a stray cat once and named her mittens because a follower commented it. He has #mittensmonday, where he posts a picture of her. It's always trending on Monday. His tumblr is once again about games and stuff, but he has a semi-secret side blog for Ninja Shenanigans where it's theorized that it's him, but no one has proof and he doesnt give a direct answer. He has unknowingly reblogged and messaged Cole on multiple occasions because he doesn't know about the Secret account. Cole doesn't know what to do. His ao3 account is mostly to check up on what people are thinking. If he sees something unsavory, he immediately logs off because that's him. Avid tiktok enjoyer. He could make a video of just him staring at the screen, and it would go viral. He finds it hilarious. It's his goal to find the most obscure thing to post and for it to finally not get viral.

Zane:

He has Chirp, but he hasn't used it. Either that or he uses it so terribly incorrectly. I could be convinced that he has a cooking yt channel. He'd call it something nerdy or informational, but people kept chirping about it calling him cookingmama, and he doesn't get it? But due to Jay's persistence, he changed his @ to cookingmama.

Jay:

He has Chirp. He uses it to keep up with the world + just talk to fans. He has a gaming channel and a Twitch account. He streams at least once a week. He loves it! He has a pretty chill community, and he often asks his friends to play with him. He makes sure that the games he play with them are suited to them first. He doesn't ask. He just knows. He picks action-based games for Kai - maybe LoL or, like, Left 4 dead. He plays silly smart games with Nya, like Portal or Keep talking and nobody explodes (they are ridiculously good at this). He and Cole would play scary games. They exclusively play them at night; phasmaphobia has caused many of the ninja to awaken to a shriek. Comfy and typically non-violent games are his and Lloyd's go-to. They'll play Minecraft or stardew for HOURS before they realize the sun is coming up. He and Zane play semi-stressful cooking games, or Zane is just there for commentating. They'll be seen playing overcooked or cooking simulator (they always play that one with a challenge somehow). He makes silly follower goals, and he has unfortunately had to do many, many things because his followers keep rising.

Honorary Ninja, Pixal:

She has an account for every platform that the ninja have just to crowd control + to support them in their comments. She rarely, if ever, posts anything aside from commenting on her friends' posts. Hc that Borg owns every platform, so she uses that to weed out the weirdos by asking him to make the platform very buggy on their device specifically. It's only a matter of time before they delete the app, and she loves watching the downfall via their posts and complaints about the website. She knows of everyone's account, even the Secret ones. She never lets them know that she knows of them, even if they do something strange because of it (check Cole's). She loves messing with them. If someone posts something recently, she conveniently talks about it the same day and gives them whiplash because what are the chances that she said that today. She's the go-to gal if there are any tech issues on stream or during editing.

Here ya go! Hope you enjoy my brainrot <3

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be-good-to-bugs · 1 year

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if ur an artist with younger siblings who have ocs you HAVE to draw them. its a requirement.

#the bin #little sister sent me more of her art so i was drawing that today #4/5 of my siblings have had ocs and ive drawn stuff for each of them (even the one i dislike) and 100% the other one will too #hes like. 6 i think? will be 7 soon. and he doesnt have any. he draws sometimes but doesnt have any ocs. but well give it time #i mean. all 5 of his older sibling have. im actually the only one of my siblings to draw all the others ocs #well only 2 of us make art a whole bunch besides my little sister. she does alot but shes only 10 #god. i miss her soooo much. this is the first time ive even talked to her since december. so sad. i should gift her some of my art stuff #maybe ill give her my old drawing tablet. i ised it like twice bc it works weird and is very different but maybe she would like it #i dont know what supplies she likes exactly but maybe ill just give her a bunch of stuff i dont use much so she can try new stuff #ugh. i miss her >_< shes great. why i gotta be 8 years older than my coolest sibling. SHE likes touhou and other stuff i think is cool #not fair i also gotta live so goddamn far away AAAACK

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miralunawritez · 3 months

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Hiii could i request velvet x bitchy fem reader. Doo what you want witj that

Velvet with a fem s/o thats an asshole

warnings: cussing (reader), mention of weight, insults

It pisses her off at first, she doesnt like the constant attitude, back talk, or the arguments

After a little while she starts to think its funny, she gets used to it

100% tags you when she's arguing with someone online in a comment section because you gag the person everytime

Thinks its the funniest thing ever when you insult Veneer, she loves him but she also love its when he gets humbled

"Veneer shut up you look easy to draw" is Velvet's favorite

You guy are snappy with each other but y'all never really argue, y'all bicker but it never usually gets horrible

You are always arguing with other people though and Velvet is by your side the whole time, also arguing

You got into a physical fight once, Velvet wasnt super happy about it because you got hurt, but she was glad that you won

"I dont know why you're talking bitch, you weigh 120 pounds but look like you weigh 340, how is that even possible?" is another one of Velvet's favorites

She can put up with your attitude most of the time but sometimes it goes too far and she gets mad at you, not talking to you until you apologize

But not only are you bitchy, you're also petty. You and Velvet have went 3 weeks without talking once because you refused to apologize. She eventually came back first but she wasnt happy about it.

You guys argue online as a joke and Velvet's fans think it's hilarious, they sometimes cant tell if its a joke though.

You're like her little firecracker and she loves you with everything in her. Deep deep down she actually likes how spicy you are.

BONUS SINCE VELVETS WAS SHORT 😍

Veneer with a fem s/o thats an asshole

Thought it was funny at first but then he starts to take things to heart

He knows you act like that with everyone but it still kinda hurt

Even though you're petty you apologize to him, squeezing him to death and giving him a bunch of kisses because you cant help but want to squeeze him.

You guys don't really argue over it, sometimes you guys do when it goes a little too far

Obviously if we watched the same movie, he is not a sweet little uwu boy he is also a satan spawn like his sister, but he seems to have trouble standing up for himself, thats where you step in!

He thinks its hot when you argue with other people, your insults are creative as fuck, they got him chuckling

What got him was when someone asked you to look over a paper for them and you hit them with, "What the fuck am I looking at? You write like your hand got a lisp"

You guys play fight a lot, you initiate it obviously

"Yo ass look like a curse word" is another one of his favorites

You and velvet's girlfriend argue 24/7 but y'all are bestfriends (the one from the velvet version)

He argues alongside you sometimes but usually he never knows what to say so he just hypes you up

He hates it when you get snappy with him, it pisses him off and makes him sad

He's lowkey the type of guy to be like "I deserved that.." when you yell at him

#trolls 3 #trolls veneer #velvet and veneer #velvet trolls #trolls band together #veneer x reader #imagines #fanfics #velvet x reader #fanfic #miralunawritez

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woncherie · 1 year

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anon asked: Ok but imagine the strawhat pirates trying to prepare luffy for his first date

genre: fluff, gender neutral reader

im currenrly reposting a few old stories i wrote some time ago from my old blog!! REQUESTS ARE OPEN!!

the strawhat pirates preparing luffy for his first date:

Ok so first things first every single member probably thinks you are nuts for agreeing to go out with their captain, but when they saw how happy you and Luffy were when you agreed to spend some time together they just couldnt help but smile, trying their best since they know how dense their captain can be.

After Sanji finally calmed down and stopped crying because Luffy got a date and he didnt, he and Nami are willing to teach him how to fucking eat like a normal person (in case you are going out to eat) because the way Luffy just crams a bunch of food into his mouth is not quite pleasant, no matter if its in front of his crush or in front of them.

But lets be realistic, after one and a half hours both of them would just give up because there is no way Luffy will use a fork or spoon correctly.

Usopp is the one responsible for taking care that Luffy showers properly, even if it means he has to get into that damn shower by himself and scrub his whole body. I think its no secret that Luffy barely showers, because... water? and Luffy? Nope, not gonna happen.

Robin and Zoro are not really interfering, just watching the whole rigmalore in front of them and smiling to themselves. They both think there is no need to change the way their captain behaves since you agreed to go out with the huge dork, not with a forced gentlemen, but instead of calming them down they both just watch the whole crew make a fuss. Its kinda like Luffys friends are more excited about the date then he is.

Franky is already searching for the fake mustaches they wore at dressrosa in order to follow you discreetly, thinking that this will truely disguise them. Plot twist: It doesnt.

Brook and Chopper are trying to convince him to change in some more appropriate clothes, but there is no way Luffy would change. He is comfortable in what he is wearing and he probably doesnt even own anything different than his colored shirts and blue shorts.

At the end of the day every one of his crew members got exhausted because there is no freaking way their captain will change and will become a gentlemen in less then half a day. Thats probably when Robin finally speaks up and calms everyone down.

You are probably in your own room, not noticing how the other members harassed Luffy the whole evening over, just trying to get ready by yourself, already excited to explore the new island you landed on some hours earlier with Luffy. At some point Nami even barges into the room, looking quite exhausted, asking if you are 1000% sure to go out with the gummy boy. And you are just like... Yes?? You are sure. At least you think you are lol.

Nami is giving Luffy some extra money to spend on the island - which is a very very bad idea actually since he will lose it in no matter of time or spend it on complete bullshit. Thats probably the reason why she also gave you a bit more money than usually, knowing that Luffy will throw it out of the window and you have to pay for him, but you dont mind at all.

Five minutes after you both left the ship to go explore the island, Franky showed up with the beards and hats in order to follow you and take care that everything is going smoothly. But no way would Robin let them leave the ship, no matter how much they begged or tried to convince her. She would even use her devil fruit powers in order to keep the other strawhat pirates on their ship. She just wants to respect your and Luffys privacy.

No one of them knows how the date was. They just sat on the Sunny all day, wondering about all the scenarios that could happen.

After some hours they finally hear your and Luffys voices again, even though its just a muffled dialogue since you are currently talking in front of the ship instead of climbing up. Even Zoro became curious on how it went, every single one of them looking down and trying to peek on both of you, reading your faces. The only thing they saw though was how you gave Luffy a big smooch on his red cheeks, and him showing you the biggest gummismile he has, giggling slightly. Even you could tell how the tense atmosphere upstairs left immediately, everyone smiling down on both of you, happy it went well.

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i hope you liked it aaaa english is not my first language so it may be a bit hard to read,, i hope you still enjoyed this small fic <3

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insertdisc5 · 1 year

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The tumblr q&a is over, but I was curious! I love all the different phrases the characters in isat/sasasa:p use--If it's something you can say, where did inspiration for "gems alive" and other phrases come from?

THANK YOU FOR ASKING BECAUSE I GET TO TALK ABOUT WORLDBUILDING AND SWEAR WORDS AND BRANDON SANDERSON

long post ahead

ok so when I was figuring out the world, I found this lecture on worldbuilding by Brandon Sanderson (go watch it, and also go read his books), and (im gonna paraphrase heavily here) one thing he mentioned is that, to make a memorable world, one thing you can do is pick a couple areas of culture, and go real deep with it. So like, pick fashion, and architecture, and interior design, and develop those a bunch, and bam! you convinced people you have a whole dang world, even though you only developed 3 areas of this world. hollow iceberg everyone thinks is a real iceberg.

he also mentioned the idea of like... getting weird with it? and develop based on a weird detail? for example, in his book The Stormlight Archives, one detail is that women have to hide their left hand at all times. ok, so what does that mean, whats taboo about a left hand? is the left hand shameful, or lewd somehow, the same way ankles were for us? what about fashion, what does women's fashion look like? and how do you live your every day life, knowing you can't show this hand, can you carry things the same way? etc

SO, for me, one of the Big Worldbuilding pillars i picked was, uh, swear words lol. or language and common expressions, more generally. i went on a whole journey where i was like... ok swear words in a LOT of languages (including french and english, both languages i speak fluently) are either sexual, or about gross bodily discharges. you know what words i mean!!!!!

and, well, i also didnt want the game to be full of those words, mostly because i think its a tightrope to use those words without seeming cringe, and also because i have a Core Memory of showing a comic to a colleague and she said "well i wouldve liked to show it to my kids, but you said fuck 12 times in there" and i didnt show my face to her for a week. family friendly family friendly family friendly

so what swear words should my characters use, that arent the same ones we use? and could those swear words actually tell us something about the world they live in? could i actually use those swear words... to show the characters come from different cultures???

and what COULD swear words be like, if theyre not about sex or body stuff? well irl they're usually about religions or belief. "oh god", "goddamnit", etc. as a sidenote, stuff like "oh my god" or "geez" arent used, because jesus christ is not canon to the ISAT universe. alright

i decided very early on i wouldnt have those in the game either, but i COULD have them be about the religions specific to this world. and for insults, i could have them be about stuff those beliefs would see as lesser.

anyway instead of talking about "gems alive" lets talk about "crab"

isabeau+mirabelle+bonnie use "crab" as a swear word because they follow a religion all around change, bettering yourself, evolving, and, the crab meme,

for those who dont get the joke, its about carcinisation, and about how a bunch of non-crab-like forms somehow evolved to a crab-like form. which would be horrible, for a religion all based around change!!! you mean we change and evolve, but theres a chance we might all become crabs??? CRAB!!!!!!!

anyway having "crab" kinda reads as 1. swear word 2. thats funny and weird (sets the tone) 3. tells you they know what crabs are (world not that different from ours, AND means they live close-ish to the coast, aka not land locked) and 4. crabs are somehow hated/feared, even if as the player you dont get why, it shows this country has its own culture (even if you dont get the crabs joke, which uuuh apparently doesnt work as well in countries that dont have this specific meme. WHATEVER!!!!)

(a few people came to me saying "heh, i get it, because crab and crap are very similar words" and um actually i did not think about that. crab is just a funny word on its own, and also i am a comedy genius without even trying)

anyway tldr: swear words as a worldbuilding tool. soon in theaters

#in stars and time #start again start again start again #'adrienne isabeau says 'oh geez' 1 time in the prologue'#quite honestly this is a mistake and im retconning it. he said 'oh change' instead. will fix whenever i get around to making a new build #reference #also yeah canonically bonnie swears all the time #everyone has just given up and lets them curse like a sailor. bonnie has won #i added a cut but actually no you WILL read this whole post #long post

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