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siriusly-dc · 20 days

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Indomitable human spirit

The only person who I think embodies this 100% is Bruce MF Wayne

He’s been creeping people out with his uncanny intelligence the moment he could open his eyes

He regularly goes toe to toe with aliens, gods, metas and supers

He is THE LIVING BREATHING EMBODIMENT of the Indomitable Human Spirit

Try and tell me I’m wrong I fucking dare you

#cassandra cain #damian al ghul #dc universe #de aged batman #dick grayson #my s-class hunters #percy jackson #ahs_ballpoint_pen #dark percy #brucie wayne #de aged bruce wayne #alfred and bruce #bruce and jason #bruce wayne #jason todd #smart Bruce Wayne #tim drake #justice league #the indomitable human spirit

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qweenofurheart · 2 months

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i can imagine that a phase of tim’s ceo life involved being a sort of corporate vigilante

#not smart enough to flesh this idea out of course 💀#i’m also kind of delusional from lack of sleep #17 yr old ceo activities #my art #batman #batfam #batfamily #batman comics #batfam fanart #batfamily fanart #dc comics #dc fanart #dc universe #tim drake #tim drake fanart #red robin #red robin fanart #bruce wayne #batman fanart

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theerurishipper · 4 days

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Part 1 <- Part 2 -> Part 3

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pokeberry5 · 10 months

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tfw u're on the verge of tears bc too many people are talking at once

sketchdump (again, mostly tim, bc even when i dont set out to draw him, i end up drawing him anyway):

dick & tim from gotham knights issues #8-10 have my whole heart

my friend got me a new pen:

and i've been reading a lot of upswings and havendance's fics where tim keeps showing up at people's apartments, as is his due (let him in!!)

tim using his cape as an emergency blanket!!

this stupid image has been haunting me for months:

if it wasn't clear from honeypot and the red dress comic, i like a very specific aesthetic

i wanted a red hood charm too:

(chibi catwoman tim from a old, larger spread "the latex spread" that i absolutely cannot post the full version of o7)

some really ancient doodles (proof that long hair tim has been important to me since the beginning):

roughs of my red dress comic:

#sart #dc #tim drake #dick grayson #bruce wayne #helena bertinelli #jason todd #(sorry i need those character tags for organizational purposes)#see a smart person would keep these for when theyre inevitably too busy and tired to draw but i dont have that kind of self-restraint

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nelkcats · 10 months

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Immortal Nanny

Bruce Wayne had never been a father. He knew what it was like to be a good father, and he knew what good fathers should be like, but adopting Richard was an impulse, a moment when he decided to give a child the comfort he needed, as he himself had needed in the past.

But just because he knew and understood didn't mean he could do it, or that he could become a good father instantly. Alfred would be a great help, of course, but it was he who had to raise the boy, Alfie was too old to start raising another child.

So, it was only natural that he forgot all about his busy life as "Brucie Wayne", adopting Dick hadn't stopped the million interviews or meetings, and while Alfred was extremely capable, Bruce still decided to hire a nanny.

Daniel Nightingale was a bit of an outsider (in a good way), he was studying at Gotham U, and was doing very well in his chosen career; though his records were strangely empty, Bruce knew he could trust him. His tired look and the shy smile he gave him upon arriving at the mansion was enough to calm his concerns.

Perhaps it was because he was just starting out as Batman at the time that he didn't investigate further.

Anyway, Dick loved Danny, from that first day, he used to tell Bruce about his "adventures" and how much fun he had. On one occasion he even told him they had a snowball fight (which confused him, because it was July but he was too tired to question the excited kid).

So, Danny became Dick's, and later Jason's, official nanny. He never complained and always smiled. The boy got along quite well with Alfred and would attend to any emergency, although he was never involved in the vigilante business.

It was only after Jason's death, when Tim arrived, that someone began to question Danny. Tim wasn't sure about Danny, there were a lot of things...that just didn't fit, and if the old photos of the mansion were any indication, the nanny wasn't getting any older.

Dick wasn't ten anymore and that was pretty obvious, but Danny looked exactly the same. Tim frowned, puzzled as to how no one had investigated such an oddity before. Alfred simply looked at him with an amused smile. He wondered how long it would take for the family to notice the (rather obvious) secrets of the elusive nanny.

Alfred couldn't blame the boy, the easiest way to hide something was in plain sight. And he knew the halfa would never hurt his family.

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batfamhyperfixation · 1 year

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Jason: Ew, this tastes gross *turning to Dick next to him and holding it out to him* try it

Dick: What? No way, you just said it tastes gross, why would I try it?

Jason: fine *turns to Tim on the other side of him, holding it out* try this

Tim: *takes a bite* Yeah, disgusting

Damian: Oh please, Drake's a baby, let me try it

Tim: *passes it to Damian*

Damian: *Tries it* Eww, yeah, no, this is gross

Steph: *Takes it from Damian, trying it* makes me want to vomit, try it Cass

Cass: *Takes a bite* yeah no, please never get this again, you want some Duke?

Duke: Why not *takes a bite* Meh, it's not horrible, it's just not good

Dick: Well now I feel left out

Duke: *hands it to Dick*

Dick: *takes a bite*

Dick:

Bruce, in the background: *slaps his forehead* why are they like this

Jason: You wanna try Bruce?

Bruce, dad who feels bad when he says no to his kids: *pained smile* *through clenched teeth* Suuuure...

Dick: *hands it to Bruce*

Bruce: *takes a bite, spits it out into his napkin* Awful, truly atrocious, I'm going to sue, that was so awful

#they are all smart #but when put together they can be dumbasses #they go from like that big brain meme individually to like 2 braincells collectively when put together #im basing this on me with my own siblings #so i know this is just how siblings are #one is like this tastes bad then hands it to another person to try and that just continues til we all have tried it and agreed #but they are also biased cause they all have alfreds cooking regularly so they try something else and are like wtf #alfred spoils them rotten when it comes to good food #batfam #batkids #bat family #jason todd #dick grayson #tim drake #damian wayne #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #duke thomas #bruce wayne #incorrect batfamily quotes #it was gonna stop at bruce being like 'why are they like this' but then i was like... wait a minute #bruce is definitely the dad who cant say no to his kids #and the second part was born

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jaxon-exe · 1 year

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…. More dp x dc because brain rot

So Danny ends up homeless in Gotham after a revival to his parents gone wrong and is trying his best to stay out of the bats way. Unfortunately the kid has the worst luck and an even worst hero complex so when he stumbles across a mugging he can’t help but jump in.

It’s only after he K.O.ed the mugger that he looking up and saw the civilian he saved looking at him and in a split second of panic just faded from visibility. I mean who’s gonna believe the guy if he says his rescuer just fu/king upped and vanished.

It worked out tho. So much in fact that when Danny once again found himself jumping in to trouble before he can think he just decides to disappear after.

This happens so much that people start to take notice and the conclusion they come to? A ghost. More specifically a 13-14 y/o ghost with black hair and blue eyes. More specifically the ghost of the black haired, blue eyed, Wayne kid that died when he was 13.

Yep! Gotham comes to the conclusion that Jason Todd has come back as a ghost to protect the streets of Gotham!!

Now obviously this gets to Bruce who knows this isn’t the case because Jason is over in crime alleys right now hopefully not going on a murder spree again so he’s gotta find out who this is and preferably before Jason hears about this.

#dp x batman #dp x dc #bruce wayne #danny fenton #jason todd #Danny 100% thinks this plan will work #he never claims to be smart #Bruce is just concerned #Jason wanna know who is stole his name #he just wants to talk he swears #identity theft is a serious crime

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frownyalfred · 2 months

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imagine how smart Bruce would be if he didn't get hit in the head all the time. "Lex Luthor is the smartest man on Earth--" "Tony Stark is--" right but if Bruce is holding his own up there AND he's been playing fast and loose with TBIs for a few years, that ranking is flawed.

#fun fact #if you're smart enough before getting some TBIs #the damage isn't even measurable bc your brain makes up for a lot of the injury #so all the tests basically say oh well you're prob fine?#bruce wayne #batman #dc #tw discussion of injuries #tw injury #lex luthor #tony stark #dc comics #Bruce: gets another concussion #leslie throwing her hands up: he's probably gonna be fine

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multifanritz · 1 year

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i want bruce helping his kids study while on patrol. like. he memorizes all the study guide questions and recites them back during a fight.

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mysterycitrus · 1 month

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i think isolating the bats from their teams and external support systems is like….. functionally bad. like wdym red hood is on dicks speeddial but his actual soulmate donna troy isn’t. why is everyone in gotham. why do these people have no friends

#fic where the league never meets the bats and are super intimidated by them but somehow dick is still nightwing #every fic where people call jason for help instead of the titans or the bop #fic where wally hangs around dick 24/7 but there’s no linda or iris or the twins or hartley or anyone else mentioned #donna is just totally mia. roy is there for jason to get mad at or fight ollie for #kon waxes poetic about being a clone but is otherwise an accessory to tim #the bats are so smart and special and league is so afraid of them as if everyone doesn’t collectively think bruce is cringe #cass is in hong kong. again. for some reason #no one knows who garth is #look me in the eyes and tell me guy gardner would give a shit about bruce waynes menacing aura

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kartsie · 2 years

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Who’s dumb enough to steal from Batman again?

I love @cdelphiki In For a Pound series but tbh I love all their stuff so m u c h- 10/10 recommend

(He’s very convincing)

#jason todd #baby jason #batman #bruce wayne #Robin #ft. batblob #I don’t care if I’ve already drawn Jason stealing Batman’s tires already #ILL DO IT AGAIN #may or may not have read through the series twice already…#honestly just check them out they’re a fantastic writer #my art #Jason: STREET SMARTS

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cursedzucchini · 1 year

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Danny and Jason meeting each other for the first time like:

Danny, pointing at Jason: baby???????

Jason, who just walked into the kitchen for cookies: baby!!!!!!!

Danny: what the fuck is a baby doing here???????

Jason: who left the baby unattended?????? Where are his parents????????

Bruce: i adopted both of you wh-

Jason & Danny, screaming on top of their lungs: BABY!!!!!!!!!!

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Idk I'm just imagining Bruce adopting Danny, not telling anyone, bringing him home and Jason was just in the mansion. And their stupid dumb ghost brains go

Danny: not even filly formed baby in pain!!!!!! He's been suffering for so long.... Need to protect!!!!!!!

Jason: a fucking two years old baby!!!! (Wait what) very very young, very dumb, need to protect!!!!! (Who tf is this kid)

And when put together, they immidietly adopt each other. I feel like the scene that follows is Jason force feeding Danny a cookie, rambling Abt how thin he is and how he should eat more, and Danny fighting him while trying to give him ectoplasm so his core can fully form, cooing and telling Jason how he doesn't need to worry, Danny's here

#dc x dp #danny phantom #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #crossover #dc #dcxdp #dp x dc writing prompt #batman #jason todd #danny fenton #bruce wayne #meanwhile bruce in the background like: ........what abt us........#what abt everything weve been through :'(#this is basically danny and jason r smart by themselves #but put them together and they turn into mother hens w iq of a chicken #idk this just came to me while i was reading ff

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emo-batboy · 1 year

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Alfred: Have you and Ms. Kyle made your relationship official yet?

Battinson: No :(

Selina: What? Yes, we did!

Battinson: ????

Selina: You asked me to be your girlfriend a month ago.

Battinson: But you didn’t say yes :(

Selina: Because I kissed you!!

Battinson:

Battinson: …so was that a maybe?

Selina: Bruce!!

Battinson: You never answered the question

#he may be smart but he is very stupid #you didn’t answer the question Selina #Selina is regrettably morosexual #autistic bruce wayne #battinson #bruce wayne #batman #the batman 2022 #the batman #batman 2022 #battinson needs a hug #selina kyle #alfred pennyworth #catwoman #batcat #soft bruce wayne

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oifaaa · 6 months

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Don't understand people who think Batman could beat up anyone no matter how strong his opponents are with the whole "he just needs prep time" argument but then I'm also a huge advocate of Bruce getting his ass kicked on the daily

#dc #batman #dc comics #bruce wayne #actually this goes for all the bats #if your reasoning #for how one of the bats beat up someone a lot stronger then them with superpowers is just #theyre the bats #booooooooo #one of the best things about the bats #is that at the end of the day #they're just humans #(well most of them love you duke<3)#and that means to win a fight they actually have to be smart #like a good detective novel #the solution has to be smart #but yeah still humans and most likely gonna lose a straightforward head on fight with an opponent with superpowers

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brucewaynehater101 · 11 days

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How Bruce found out about "Uncle Eddie"

Lawyer: "Your father wanted Edward Drake to raise you."

Tim: *gasp* "I have an uncle? Why didn't dad ever tell me???"

Lawyer: "We're shocked too. Since he travels a lot, we still need to locate him."

Bruce: "Ah. He's the black sheep of the family. No worries, Tim. We'll find him."

Tim: "Thanks, Bruce."

#tim drake #dc comics #dc universe #bruce wayne #this is basically just the paraphrased dialog of what exactly was depicted #i just love how “shocked” tim is and how he let's bruce make his own conclusions #tim is just so fucking smart for the strategy he pulls off to lie to bruce

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stormy-skyzzzzzz · 29 days

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there is no reason i should find this hot but goddam it’s got me giggling kicking my feet

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