#smite persephone

[amphitriteswife]

💐Persephone in different universes💐

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[sigyns-drafts]

Can you please do a Smite Persephone X Hades story where Hades is walking around the Underworld and sees a few new plants growing. He follows them and meets Persephone from there

A/N: Yes of course anon! I'd love to write about those two, especially from smite! Thank you for the idea starter ♡

In whistling spirits can be growth🥀☠️

Smite! Persephone x Hades

➩ Hades finally gets a day off from the battlefield and decided to spend it well. As he takes a stroll through his underworldy kingdom, trying to not be bothered by the spirits of his domain, he sees a familiar flower.

One Persephone must have created. Curiosity gets the best of him and he follows it, leading him to find persephone in a secluded corner of his realm. What was she doing there?

➩ Reader type: none.

⚠: Romantic Fluff!!

Hades, the god of the underworld, had decided on taking a stroll through the shadowed corridors of his realm.

Relieved to have a moment of peace from the usual battles and disputes he had to endure up above the underworld with the other gods and the many different pantheons.

He felt himself even get a headache just imagining what they could be up to at that moment. At least he was not involved.

The echoes of the lost souls whispered around him as he floated along his dark halls, with dimly lit candles upon the wall so he was able to navigate where he was going.

"Lord Hades.."

"Hades, hold on.."

Was all the god heard, weak and faint voices, before he swiftly moves his hand in a gesture to shoo the spirits away.

Ignoring them as it was practically his day off.

"Not now, my people..take it up with Thanatos. He'll surely help you guys!"

But before the spirits could continue to nag their ruler or Hades, push further responsibility onto Thanatos.

A peculiar sound caught Hades's attention!

He turned around to find a row of eerie, whistling pink flowers with skulls nestled in the centre of their petals.

A faint smirk played on Hades' lips as he recognized them right away, the touch of his wife, Persephone had been here.

Intrigued, Hades followed the unusual trail of these particular blooms. The path led him to a secluded corner of the underworld, one he swore he didn't have.

Where Hades soom found Persephone, calmly tending to her morbidly charming garden. A strange unknown light source shines from above and down on her.

Making the moment Hades lays his eyes on her even more magical, than the first time he had seen his beautiful wife.

Persephone looked up with a mischievous glint in her own eyes, her red plump lips curving into a playful smile.

This causes the God of the dead, once he realized her gaze was on him, to gulp, his blush spreading across his face slightly. Hades's heart pounding hard in his chest.

"Hades, my love, fancy a stroll through my garden of the dead?"

Hades raises an eyebrow, his stoic demeanour slightly softened by the unexpected invitation, as well for his genuine love for love.

So this is what it was, a garden of the dead. Once an area Hades's hadn't known about until Persephone turned it into something rather nice.

"What mischief have you been up to now, my dear Persephone? This is the underworld..not a forest."

Hades cracks a small pun to calm his nerves which he was very good at masking at times.

Just like he had hoped the redheaded goddess laughs, elegantly covering her mouth with her long & pale hand.

"Just adding a touch of life to the afterlife isn't that bad now, is it. Care to join me in some gardening husband?"

Hades, surprised and very much intrigued by the offer, reluctantly nodded in agreement.

He approaches his wife closer, floating over to her before slowly touching the cold, yet strangely grassy ground.

This was her doing for sure!

Hades stares at Persephone rather clueless, like a lost puppy.

Unsure of what he was supposed to do now, as he had never planted anything in his life before. All this causing Persephone's heart to skip a beat and almost melt into pieces.

To be a ruler of the underworld, Hades was usually so fierce looking and cold, not exactly the ideal person you'd approach at first sight.

But he really was just a naive big silly dog at heart! The goddess was convinced.

Persephone, as a start hands Hades a skeletal bloom of her creation, and they're set to start working.

"Listen Hades, it's simple! Just dig in the ground and place it gently in.."

However, Hades, despite following persephone's instructions, fumbled with the delicate task. Somehow failing miserably with it.

"This is not my domain, Persephone. I rule over the dead, not flowers.."

Hades sighs, feeling defeated, watching the bloom of persephone's creation whistle away to nothing but just the skull.

Persephone chuckled lightly again, actually taking pity on her husband and appreciating his best efforts.

"Fear not, my love. Gardening is an art, even in the realm of the dead. Allow me to show you the way once more."

With a detirmend glimmer in her eyes, one she knew would bring Hades's spirit back up again.

Persephone gently took Hades' cold dark hands and guided him in the intricate dance of planting, as well as nurturing.

Hades, surprisingly compliant, followed her lead like an eager apprentice.

His eyes watched in awe at what they were able to do together as a team!

"See, it's all about gentleness and patience. The dead can bloom just as beautifully as the living~"

Hades, caught up in the unexpected joy of the moment, found himself smiling.

"You're so right, sweetling! Thank you!!"

Together, they transformed the once lonesome and desolate corner of the underworld into a garden that gave the underworld a glimpse of life.

As they worked side by side, Persephone couldn't help but appreciate the rare moments of warmth and connection with her beloved Hades.

Even in the depths of the underworld, where the winters were the coldest!

#writing #cannon x cannon #romantic fluff #romantic #fluff #persephone #hades #smite #fanfic #smite hades #smite persephone #hades x persephone #persephone x hades

[theclumsyxeno]

SMITE headcanons

When children with terminal illness are on the verge of passing, Thoth will appear to them, and soothe them as they pass, often reading them story books. Once they pass, he hands them to Anubis to guide the little ones

Thoth is a very good singer, but hides it. Feeling his talent is a waste of time

Thoth has a whole list of roasts that he has at the ready to use against foes

Ishtar and Artemis often have archery contests, with plenty of trash talking included

Thor and Loki after battles will do this: https://youtube.com/shorts/qMoA1o3lDyA?feature=share

If Jormungandr sees Thor and Loki doing their Middle finger battle he will straight up cancel Ragnarok and try again another day, not wanting to deal with the brothers’ pettiness.

Discordia is a big fan of Death Note, she has a huge collection of merchandise. Also, if anyone pisses her off, she threatens to write their name on the death note (even tho she doesn’t tell them it isn’t real, it’s about the F E A R)

Artemis often practices her archery, ensures he never misses a shot in battle (Although one time she missed and almost hit Achilles, that mans almost had Iliad flashbacks.)

Moth Man tourtures those who he considers deserve it, although he doesn’t discriminate what the crimes are exactly, or the age or gender. But he draws the line at children, feeling there’s no fun in harming them, no satisfaction.

Moth Man is weak to lamps, he just… S T A R E S. One time a victim escaped him by turning on a lamp and shoving it toward him. Needless to say, Moth Man was embarrassed and pissed at the same time

Anubis is gentle with children, protecting them when in danger, feeling they are too innocent to face death’s embrace. He understands what it is like to lose your innocence too early, as he went through that when Set killed his father figure, Osiris.

Anubis actually likes being scratched behind his ears, but never admits it (he feels he has an image to keep up)

Bellona often decorates her weapons during her downtime, etching Intricate designs.

Pele is a huge fan of Moana, often singing “how far I’ll go”, while dancing on lava pits

Kukulkan is deadly, but has a soft spot for children, but he holds distain toward cruel adults, not hesitating to spill their blood. He however, does recognize children who grew up into adults.

Kukulkan is able to perfectly guess the future, and this often makes it hard for anyone to surprise him, as he catches them lacking before they can do anything.

Bastet actually likes to knit, and makes her father and many other heroic gods scarves and the like, although she struggles with not trying to play with the yarn as she does

Isis is a very good cook, and always makes sure Horus eats well before he goes to do battle

Tiamat is very motherly, and surprisingly gentle to small children, especially orphan ones, some of them reminding her of her children she lost.

Cerberus loves it when Persephone gives him pets and scratches, he even rolls on his back so she can give him belly rubs. Although if any mortal catches him in this weak state, he can and will make their death 20xs worse than it would’ve been had they just stumbled to the shore.

I will add more as time goes on

#smite #smite gods #smite anubis #smite jormungandr #smite thoth #smite Thor #smite Loki #smite Cerberus #mythologies #various mythologies #headcanons #smite persephone #smite Ishtar #smite Bellona #smite Isis #smite Bastet #smite Tiamat #smite Kukulkan #smite Pele #smite Moth Man

[heruluna]

smiteobre day 8 skull

#smitetober #smite gods #smite persephone #persephone #skull #flowers #smite fanart #fanart #digital art #sketch #except its not a sketch

[dappio]

another smite twitter stuff

#smite #smite game #ironmouse #persephone #nu wa #bellona #doodles #im so lesbians for bellona she is so pretty

[magiqfetus]

Persephone. The goddess of spring and agriculture, goddess and judge of the dead, and queen of hades.

For the longest time persephone was shunted back as a minor goddess. And when people talked about her, she was an innocent maiden who was kidnapped by the evil hades.

But nowadays the younger generation have been getting into the Greek myths and learning about the gatekeeping girlboss that is our pastel goth queen. This woman predates hades, was known as Dread Persephone, was widely feared as the goddess of the dead, and wore a flower crown while doing it. Persephone got me into greek mythology and like many other nerds, remains one of my favorites. So in honor of this increasingly popular goddess, I've compiled a list of my 5 favorite interpretations...

Lore Olympus *slight spoilers*

I first started really getting into Greek Mythology just maybe a year before finding out about this comic, so I didn't view it with as much of a critical eye as I do now. The early seasons don't portray Persephone as well but I understand that mythological accuracy has to take a back seat to character development. And I enjoy her character now after the hiatus. She's definitely grown and seems more respectable. Although, she hasn't quite earned her dread queen title yet. Her main appeal is 1) her devotion to Hades. When I got into greek mythos back in 2017? People still saw Perse as a damsel in distress who hated her husband, which isn't supported by mythology. She genuinely loves hades in LO and it's clear she would do anything for him, even putting him in his place sometimes. Also I love their banter. 2) I love her design. I'm not the biggest fan of pink but it really works for her, esp in season 2 when she wears more green. I like that her signature color is white but in the underworld she wears darker shades.

Punderworld

Alot of people (mostly lo antis) claim this to be the best version of the H+P myth and this is the greatest interpretation of our pegging queen. And I thought it was...okay. I do like like creator and her versions of hades, hestia hera, etc are amazing. I enjoy looking at her thought process and the inspiration for the gods designs. I love persephones spunky and flirty characterization. She seems like like rebellious teen while still having that charm and charisma you'd associate with with young goddess. It's alot of fun to read, her and apollos dynamic is my favorite. I love the flower crown and the different shapes it takes (horns, flowers, vines, etc.) Other than that I found her design slightly boring, but I'm picky when it comes to wardrobe. I'm hoping as punderworld goes on she gets more gothic and scary

Hadestown

I'm so sad that Amber Gray is leaving, her persephone was amazing. Alot of people portray Persephone as younger and more cutesy, but Hadestown went all in the other direction. I love the darker more mature vibe she has. With her attitude, husky voice (slight drinking problem) and Our Lady of The Underground, they definitely got a more chthonic appeal. I also love the costume. Personally I think her dress could use more decal but other than that I love it, and how just changing the color seamlessly goes from springy summertime to witchy goth. It's definitely a unique take on persephone that I hope becomes more mainstream.

Smite

I don't actually play smite but I've watched playthroughs and I've watched persephones trailer. I'm in love. I love that they gave her a more sinister edge. Purposefully eating the pomegranate and laughing maniacally. This definitely feels the the Persephone whom the mortals feared. And her design is quite possibly the best. The artists perfected the mix between springy pastel flowers and dark chthonic armor. My favorite Persephone design. 100 pomegranate seeds/10

Overly Sarcastic Productions

I debated on adding this as OSP is an educational channel so they don't stray far from what characterization is in the myths, but the way Red draws perse and how she interacts with other gods put this in my top tier. While simpler, I love the design. It's very unique and still keeps a pastel goth theme. Making her skintones pastel whilst putting her in a victorian gothic dress. Red often portrayed persephone as kinda a cutesy flower goddess with a black dress but lately she's been going in a more death queen vibe. Shes shown to be a very doting spouse and loving individual, who will absolutely mess you up. @ sisyphus

Overall, it's easy to botch up perse in my opinion. Some people make her too much of an innocent flower goddess *cough disney* and some people make her hateful and resentful of her husband *cough cough Percy Jackson movies cough* but these I believe are the best. Some honorable mentions include

Allison Shaws Perse

Olympus Guardians Perse (severely underrated show)

Hades-Im the end (underrated webtoon)

Gods schools perse (hate her voice but design is 100)

I don't consume an awful lot of greek mythology related media, but I'm planning on doing another one of these on hera and hermes, as they are also favorites of mine.

#persephone #kore #lore olympus persephone #lore olympus #punderworld #hadestown #smite #overly sarcastic productions

[riku-izanami]

*responding to Athena telling Pyrrha to tell Jaune how she feels* Athena, should you really be the one to give love advice when you have sworn off love all together? I feel like you should only get a day in these matters if you yourself gave it a try.

Fat chance of that though...

Athena: of course i am. I am.the goddess of wisdom after. Trust me, if you ask some of the other goddess i know, they'll give you some of the worst advice

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Artemis giving pyrrha love advice

Artemis: try turning him into a jackalope, then you can keep him forever

Pyrrha: but i want him to be my boyfriend

Artemis: what the hell is that?

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Persephone giving Pyrrha advice

Persephone: did you try kidnapping him? That's how i met my husband, and look at me now. Queen of the underworld

Pyrrha: isn't that illegal? And didn't anyone try to stop him?

Persephone: *shushing pyrrha* details, honey, details. Now all you need are pomegranates......

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Kali(the hindu goddess of destuction) giving advice to pyrrha

Kali: have you tried cutting his head off and wear it as a necklace

Pyrrha:......

Kali: what

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Athena: see what i mean. Besides it's not like he's......

Jaune: *laughing* good one pyrrha, you have a crush on me. Come we all know you can do better

Pyrrha: but...

Jaune: *stopping her* no no. no need to say it again, I'm sure either nora ir yang put you up to this. I'll go have a talk with them right now

Athena watch in complete shock that the blonde was just that dense. More so that her advice seeming did not work. It seems she may have to change her advice

Athena: *appearing before Pyrrha* On second thought, try doing persephone's suggestion.

Pyrrha: *on the verge of tears* but is that really necessary, and it's still illegel

Athena: *shushing her* details, child, details

#jaune arc #rwby #pyrrha nikos #smite au #athena #kali #persephone #Artemis

[vampyrsm]

im just saying i really like women

#— alex rambles #Persephone... <3 #this is card art from SMITE btw

[jasontoddssuper]

I triple dog dare one of you to draw Percy wearing a blue version of this

#percabeckys and luke/gods stans if you touch this post i'll smite you into your next life #percy jackson #perseo jackson #persephone jackson #bi percy jackson #genderfluid percy jackson #bigender percy jackson #black percy #latino percy #pjo #hoo #toa #f slur cw #💌 #perlex #real self shipping hours #letters from summer

[amazonmandy]

Another recent cosplay commission: Persephone of Smite! For a commission of your own, message me on www.facebook.com/CommissionsByAmazonMandy Other social media: Instagram, twitter, tiktok: AmazonMandy Webpage/FAQ: AmazonMandy.com

#cosplay commission #cosplaycommission #persephone #smite #persephonecosplay #persephone cosplay #smitecosplay #smite cosplay #amazonmandy #cosplayvideo #cosplay video #video

[sigyn-foxyposts]

Hel isn't the only goddess of the underworld I main in smite ;]

#smite gods #smite #hirez smite #persephone #edits

[sadiegurl]

MOTHER PERSEPHONE

#persephone #smite game #hirez smite

[blood-orange-juice]

Have you noticed how Aventurine has all the attributes of a proper epic hero?

Special Circumstances Of Birth, for example. If you look at world mythology, the hero is usually a descendant of a god or blessed by a god, and their birth is accompanied by some rare natural phenomena.

A tragic event forcing him to leave his home and shaping his goals.

An exceptional talent that comes naturally to him and separates him from other mortals.

The way he wins allies through skill and cunning. One of the best moments of 2.1 is when you realise IPC colleagues haven't thrown him to the wolves, they are rolling along with his insane plan. They trust him.

(this whole story he is, in fact, surrounded by allies and helped by them)

There's probably something else but I forgot.

Not usually a trait of an epic hero (usually required for a modern one though) but there's an ideal he strives to achieve. I loved his reason for joining the IPC.

Then there is that whole descent to the underworld thing. I'll be surprised if we don't see him again. And this is where it gets interesting.

I could brush this off as a hero's journey trope but, considering the illusory nature of Penacony, maybe he's more of an orphic hero than an epic one. He's also fragile and tragic in a very orphic way, unlike a proper hero.

Orphics believed in a cycle of reincarnation that could be escaped through their rites. The world was seen as a place of suffering and mortal goals as irrelevant.

Characters of Orphic myths do not return triumphantly from the land of the dead to smite those who wronged them. Their deities lose and are forever changed but get to move on in other forms (Persephone, Zagreus), their heroes acquire little apart from knowledge.

These are stories of surrender, acceptance, and transcendence and if any power is gained in the process it's through discovering or establishing different rules for the world and the characters themselves.

(oh, and probable ethymology for Orpheus' name is that it is derived from a hypothetical PIE root *h₃órbʰos — 'orphan, servant, slave'. now where else have I seen these words...)

It's so unlike the Hero's Journey structure described by Campbell and much more popular in modern media, where a hero gains a solution to the problem that pushed them to another world.

So I wonder in which form will Aventurine return. A hero who will set things right or a new genius loci of Penacony. Or an eschatological deity, perhaps.

Or maybe he's Orpheus himself and he'll come back empty-handed.

#hsr spoilers #penacony spoilers #aventurine #hsr #guys #he's not jesus #he's orpheus #this little peacock charmed everyone with his song #or rather annoyed #the important part is that it worked #and maybe he'll find his sister in the underworld #he won't bring her back of course #this is not how the story goes #but maybe he'll see her #I wonder if he'll become an emanator #but I'd prefer if he doesn't

[what-even-is-thiss]

How likely a Greek god is to smite you out of 10

Zeus: 4/10 as long as you don't do cannibalism or the murder you'll probably be fine as long as you're not attractive

Hera: 6/10 but the likelihood goes up if you cheat on your spouse or you're one of Zeus's kids.

Demeter: 8/10 is very sensitive towards nature

Poseidon: ????/10 just as unpredictable as the ocean itself probably just don't engage

Hades: 2/10 he knows he'll get you eventually anyways but if you threaten his wife or their dog expect to get got

Hestia: 1/10 pretty chill but the chance of getting smote is never zero

Apollo: 8/10 literal god of plague willing to kill your entire city if there's one murderer hiding in there somewhere

Artemis: 8/10 will send a giant pig to eat you if you forget about her during your sacrifices

Ares: 9/10 he would kill even more often if Olympus didn't have a judicial system he probably killed you because he was bored

Athena: 4/10 not particularly angry but is still a war god

Hephaestus: 2/10 not a particularly kind person but he's probably too busy to notice you

Dionysus: 8/10 he has an army of insane women strong enough to tear you apart limb from limb and it would just be a waste of an investment if he didn't use it

Aphrodite: ????/10 do not engage

Hermes: 2/10 don't insult him and you'll probably be okay but if someone else asks him to curse you he might do it because he likes chaos.

Persephone: 2/10 just don't say you're prettier than her or go after her husband or their dog. She'll get your soul eventually anyways.

#roman said a thing #mythology

[gotstabbedbyapen]

Headcanons for Hera’s relationships and dynamics with the second gen Olympians?

Sure thing! There are some HCs where Hera might be painted in a bad light, but rest assured that I have no ill-thought of her. They are simply how I think she and some of the second-generation Olympians view each other.

Hera gets along with Athena and Persephone the most. Not only because these two were born before her marriage to Zeus so she doesn't hate them, but they also hold positions that can be near or equal to her (Athena is the unofficial heir and Persephone is Queen of the Underworld)

Hera and Athena have no problem becoming allies in the Trojan War. If it weren't for Zeus' No Intervention policy, Hera's power and Athena's wisdom combined would make the Greeks win easily.

They also watched over Jason and the Argonauts together, helping them in every way in their journey. But in the end, Athena had to talk Hera out of her fury when Jason cheated on his wife so the Queen wouldn't smite Jason herself.

Hera was Persephone's mentor, teaching her about queenship. Girl was a farmer goddess one day and suddenly became a queen in the next so she had no idea how to be royalty. Hera had to guide her step by step in how to run a kingdom.

Hera was extremely pissed at Hades for abducting Persephone. Sure, their marriage was legit according to law, but she was angry at him as a protector of women.

The only thing more complicated than topology mathematics is Hera and Ares' relationship.

Ares' loyalty to his mother was predominant, but not unchallenged. The two most significant times Ares actively defied Hera were engaging in adultery with Aphrodite and supported the Trojans. Hera was seething when her son was against her, but also heart-broken.

Hera loves Ares and expects a lot from him, but her son is like a reflection of her and Zeus' darker side. Seeing his rage in the battlefield reminds Hera of her own wrathfulness that she doesn't like to admit.

But that doesn't mean Hera have nothing to be proud of with her son. Ares never settled down in marriage, but he is respectful of his lovers and holds all of his children dear. Hera finds condolence that despite her never being the best mother, Ares doesn't pass down the generational trauma.

Hera and Hephaestus' relationship isn't as complicated... but it runs cold. Aside from Hephaestus' revenge on Hera with a magic throne and Hera approved Hephaestus' divorce with Aphrodite, they didn't talk much anymore.

Although Hera had stopped persecuting Artemis and Apollo since they'd became Olympians, she still jabbed them every once in a while. The twins will ignore most of the time until she mentions Leto.

Hera hated how Zeus spoiled Artemis and let her get away with things. She deemed his favoritism will make Artemis disrespect the law and cause more ruckus.

If Zeus couldn't do it, then as the head matriarch, Hera would be the one keep the wild girl Artemis in line. The Trojan War thing is an example.

The first major milestone for Hera and Apollo's relationship improvement is when they eat one peaceful lettuce meal together. No jabbing, no snarking, just crunching lettuce. It was then Hera found Apollo's presence to be more tolerable.

When Hebe was born, the Olympians who had tensed relationship with Hera took it as a chance to make peace with her by providing magnificent gifts for the girl.

I assume Hebe cried a lot when she was born, and she suddenly won't stop crying during her presenting party. When the other gods failed to calm her down with their gifts, Apollo soothed Hebe with his music. This earned him the true respect of Hera.

Although Hera is more accepting toward Hermes than Zeus' other illegitimate children, she still side-glanced him for dating Iris, her handmaiden.

Dionysus had to run away from Hera most of his childhood. When Dionysus became an Olympian, Hera ceased fire like with the twins, but peace wasn't truly restored until much later.

When Dionysus married Ariadne, Hera finally softened when she saw how much he loved and upheld his wife. Just be loyal to your spouse and the Queen of Olympus will spare you.

#hera #athena #persephone #artemis #apollo #ares #hephaestus #hermes #dionysus #the twelve olympians #headcanons #ask me anything #tumblr ask #anon ask

[cephalopod-celabrator]

Which major Greek gods I think you least want to get on the bad side of:

They will be rated on a scale of 1 to 10 based on how easily provoked they are, how effective they are at getting revenge, and how likely they are to take your loved ones as casualties. 0 means you're fine, 10 means that you are in fact fucked

Zeus: 8/10 Now Zeus is one of the most easily provoked, because in order for him to endanger your life all you need to do is be attractive or be near someone attractive. If he dislikes you he'll kill you and if he likes you his wife will kill you. Neither of them are known for being precise with their wrath, so you're family, especially any child had with Zeus, are going to be in for it too. The only reason he's not higher is because he might, might, protect you from Hera and he doesn't really have the attention span or precision to make sure that he finishes the job if he tries to kill you Poseidon: 8/10 The lord of the ocean is lest lustful than his lil bro, a low bar, but he's still pretty easy to provoke. He's also not very good at making sure the job gets done, but he is probably the most indiscriminate with his wrath. He'll endanger your friends, your family, everyone near you, and/or your city if he feels like it. Hades: 5/10 Now Hades is pretty hard to piss off, all things considered. Don't go out of your way to defy him, his wife, or the natural order of death and you'll be fine. The only reason he's not at like a 2 is because if you do cross him or his wife Persephone, you are so spectacularly fucked. He might not do anything to you in life but once you shuffle off that mortal coil oh boy. Enjoy being physically and psychologically tortured for literal eternity. Hestia: 0/10 Okay, you have to try like crazy hard to piss of Hestia. It takes monumental stupidity and even if you do, probably the worse she'll do is refuse to ever bless you again. But you should still be ashamed of yourself. Hera: 6.5/10 She has more self-control than her husband and if you're careful you can avoid breaking any of her rules, but if you catch his eye then I'm sorry. Your family will likely be in danger if you draw her ire, and you don't have great chances of survival but it's not impossible. Demeter: 5/10 As far as gods go she's one of the more laid back ones, except when it comes to her daughter. I mean, mess with her nymphs or what have you and your ass is dead, but you'd have to be pretty stupid to draw her attention. The only reason she's not lower is that she causes starvation and hypothermia through the winter she brings each year, but there's not much you can do about that. Athena: 6.5/10 It depends on the interpretation of her but she usually won't smite people unless they directly challenge her or whatnot, but she's still got a bit of a temper on her. And it should be self-explanatory as to why making an enemy of the goddess of strategy and war is not a good idea Hermes: 2/10 I honestly can't think of any myths about the wrath of Hermes, but he still seems like a guy who can be dangerous if you end up on the wrong side of him Ares: 5/10 You'd think the god of carnage and war would be higher, but you're main concern with him is if you end up on the battlefield with him or if you directly aggress against him or those close to him. Dionysus: 6/10 I'd say he falls about middle of the road when it comes to the touchiness of gods, but I really wouldn't recommend pissing off the god of madness. I was going to give him a lower score then remembered the herd of murderous maniac women who follow him, so. Aphrodite: 8/10 Aphrodite is probably the easiest god to piss off because she will take anything as an insult and might randomly decide that you need to die so your partner can get with someone else or something. She's sloppy about her work too, which both means that you have relatively good chances of escaping her wrath and that everyone around you is likely to get caught up in it Hephaestus: 2/10 I mean, he mostly targets his anger at other gods who have wronged him, but I could see a mortal ending up as collateral of some scheme of his. Mostly the dude wants to be left alone

Apollo: 10/10 Yeah, this dude has one of the highest bodycounts of any Olympian, both in terms of murders and hook-ups. And quite a few combinations of both. He's almost hornier than Zeus and less likely to discrimenate between men and women, but his lovers have a slightly higher survival rate. He's pretty easy to piss off and when you do get on his bad side, you're unlikely to find a proportionate response. He will unleash plague, disaster, and/or a rain of arrows on anyone who he doesn't like the vibe of. Artemis: 9.5/10 Now you could argue that Apollo and her should switch ratings, but I think the twins are probably the deadliest gods out there. Artemis is also quite easy to piss off and if you don't give the proper offerings or disrespect her, she will show you that the bow isn't decorative or maybe send wild animals to rip you apart. You'll be lucky if she stops at you though, because your kids or really anyone in the same country as you are a potential casualty. I would say out of all the gods, Artemis is the least likely to fail to kill someone she's decided needs to be six feet under. She doesn't miss. And if you hit on her, you've basically just signed your own death warrant.

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