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ninoshyne · 1 year
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nino shyne - unreleased
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and what’s the difference between bein thirsty and fightin for life? (a lot)
a life, a life where you live by the feelin & not by the measure of time (dats right)
dior and christian louboutin be really harassing my mind
so can i talk bout the ugly when I be out chasing the fine?
fuck nigga tendancies all in you, im taking that as a sign!
last nigga mingled wit goofies got turned to burger wit fries
last nigga squabbled wit Dude end up finding the meaning of life
taking my time, can’t trip, can’t trip when you usin ya eyes
you can avoid all the lies, just go where the lying’s a crime
when i was just a knee high
i learned you could die eyes open wide
i'm slightly older
i know you can die where the living reside
it's what's inside
just to remind
chorus:
im really on big shit, make a decision  
im really off two cent raggedy bitches
im really on big shit make a decision
im really on, yeah, can I get a witness?
im really on big shit, make a decision
im really on big shit, look at this vision
look at this diction
look at Shyne go,
he yo new addiction, itchin
this is church
pimpin since birth
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muthamorphosis · 1 year
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TLKGRL (feat. Muthaleficent, Mutha Medusa, Tyler & Khloe) prod. by Fly Anakin
its me
big b
real rapper
miss honey
get money
no actors
he gon pass me the plate
im the pastor
he aint never hung out 
with a bastard
i’m the drama
the damage
disaster
i’m the chaos
the spell
imma cast her
i’m so magic
the bait
and the master
you so tragic 
the pity
the laughter
like 
hahaha
how many ds can i fit in my bra
how many gs can we smoke in the car
how many ways can i say im a star
yea
nah
more like the moon
i’m not a witch
im a goon with a broom
cant let a bitch get me sick
i’m immune
cant let a trick have a good afternoon
bitch
im bout to ruin his life
burning his laundry
and fuck on his wife
yea
bitch
fuck being nice
i’m a bully
i like when we fight
if she run up she done up
goodnight
blow a kiss
suck a dick
end a life
i’m the hardest
i carve like a knife
i’m the coldest
the slushy, the ice
yea
yea
bitches is losers
type of bitch that be fuckin abusers
type of wrist you might find in a cooler
type of pussy you find at a jeweler
let him think he the one 
then i use him
hate a nigga who full of delusions
hate a bitch who gon jump to conclusions 
let her meet her demise with confusion 
if i said i said it and meant it
when i’m speaking he shut up & listen
if i leave he gone know what he missin
i’m a goddess my body the mission
she aint classy 
that lil bitch detention
put that birkin away
so pretentious
that shit ugly
atrocious
hideous
big ol bag & aint shit even in it
lol bitch thats why u my bestie
imma school em if bitches get testy
imma squeeze her 
that bitch gettin zesty
bitches trash but this pistol is hefty 
yea
(break)
anyways yea bitch i’m back
fuckin shit up like the cat in the hat
imma sit back & just watch em react 
i cannot lose cuz i’m pretty & black
yea
aye
bitches is wack
sleep on my schedule
that hoe need a nap
she want a show imma pull up & clap
round of applause for the hoes in the back 
yea
smoke on that bitch like a black
ducking & dodging
she under attack
pimpin these hoes
the return of the mack
he wont make it to dinner
he needed a snack
bitch
ooh
you so nasty
neck is glittery, glossy, glassy
left the house just to fuck on his daddy
slut him out
let him bang on a baddie
gotta go
gotta fuck on my nigga
he the reason that ass gettin bigger
tis the season, i’m cuffing, its sicker
warm it up, mix the coke with the liquor
it was good catchin up
imma hit ya
you don’t pick up the phone
imma split ya
pull up on me this week
bitch i miss ya
planet 7 4 life
you my sista
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trashkerouac · 1 year
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Dang get down with the shit
Baby O cold, G-walk on a bitch
Baw with da baw, kick rocks, get down
Dang house, bitch, muthafucka, who now?
6FEETDEEP, muthafucka, who that?
Baby O beat 'em with a baseball bat
Steel toe, bitch, weigh about 250
Beat a bitch stupid, put a blade in his kidney, damn
Hold up, wait, hold up, stop
Baby O jukin' up the muthafuckin' block
Hold up, wait, hold up, stop
Baby O, bitch, make your body fuckin' drop
Mac, I be pimpin'
Fuck all these bitches
Fuck all these haters and bustas and snitches
Fuck they opinion
Fuck what they thinkin'
Fuck everybody, fuck everyone dissin'
Say what you want
Talk with your chest
Talk to me nice or I'm breaking your neck
Fuck with my team
Fuck with my set
Fuck with me, bitch,
I'll put six in your chest,
I’ll put six in your chest,
Six in your chest ———
So you wanna be hardcore?
With your hat to the back, talkin' 'bout the gats in your raps
But I can't feel that hardcore appeal
That you're screamin', maybe I'm dreamin'
This ain't Christopher Williams, still some
MC's got to feel one, caps I got to peel some
To let niggas know, that if you fuck with Big-and-Heavy
I get up in that ass like a wedgie
Says who? Says me, the lyrical
Niggas sayin', "Biggie off the street, it's a miracle"
Left the drugs alone, took the thugs along with me
Just for niggas actin' shifty
Sticks and stones break bones, but the gat'll kill you quicker
Especially when I'm drunk off the liquor
Smokin' funk by the boxes, packin' Glocks is
Natural to eat you niggas like chocolates
The funk baby.
[I love for the funk|I die by the funk!]
All I want is bitches, big booty bitches
Used to sell crack, so I could stack my riches
Now I pack gats, to stop all the snitches
From stayin' in my business, what is this?
Relentless approach, to know if I'm broke or not
Just 'cause I joke and smoke a lot
Don't mean I don't tote the glock
Sixteen shots for my niggas in the pen
Until we motherfuckin' meet again
Huh, I'm doin' rhymes now, fuck the crimes now
Come on the ave, I'm real hard to find now
'Cause I'm knee deep in the beats
In the Land Cruiser Jeep with the MAC-10 by the seats
For the jackers, the jealous ass crackers in the
I'll make you prove that it's bulletproof!
Hold ya head, 'cause when you hit the bricks
I got gin, mad blunts, and bitches suckin' dick
The funk baby
So I guess you know the story, the rap-side, crack-side
How I smoked funk, smacked bitches on the backside
Bed-Stuy, the place where my head rests
Fifty shot clip if a nigga wan' test
The rocket launcher, Biggie stomped ya
High as a motherfuckin' helicopter
That's why I pack a nina, fuck a misdeameanor
Beatin' motherfuckers like Ike beat Tina
— Dang get down with the shit!
Baby O cold, G-walk on a bitch
Baw with da baw, kick rocks, get down
Dang house, bitch, muthafucka, who now?
6FEETDEEP, muthafucka, who that?
Baby O beat 'em with a baseball bat
Steel toe, bitch, weigh about 250
Beat a bitch stupid, put a blade in his kidney, damn
Hold up, wait, hold up, stop
Baby O jukin' up the muthafuckin' block
Hold up, wait, hold up, stop
Baby O, bitch, make your body fuckin' drop
— Mac, I be pimpin'!
Fuck all these bitches
Fuck all these haters and bustas and snitches
Fuck they opinion
Fuck what they thinkin'
Fuck everybody, fuck everyone dissin'
Say what you want
Talk with your chest
Talk to me nice or I'm breaking your neck
Fuck with my team
Fuck with my set
Fuck with me, bitch, I'll put six in your chest
— What's love got to do?
When I'm rippin' all through your whole crew
Strapped like bamboo, but I don't sling guns
I got bags of funk, and it's sellin' by the tons
Niggas wanna know, how I live the mack life
Making money smoking mics like crack pipes
It's type simple and plain to maintain
I add a little funk to the brain
The funk baby…
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nahasclick · 2 years
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Why arent all of jay z albums on apple music
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WHY ARENT ALL OF JAY Z ALBUMS ON APPLE MUSIC HOW TO
WHY ARENT ALL OF JAY Z ALBUMS ON APPLE MUSIC FULL
Around the same time, the scandalous rivalry between the rapper and his colleague Nas began - for the whole year both of them devoted angry and witty rap odes to each other, which greatly contributed to the popularity of both Jay-Z and Nas. The sixth masterpiece titled The Blueprint affirmed Jay-Z's top position in rap in 2001. The highly lyrical and passionate composition I Just Wanna Love U (Give It 2 Me) became the loudest success from the work. In 2000, the rapper had one more ace in the pocket - the full-length Dynasty Roc La Familia, which was much contributed by his protégés.
WHY ARENT ALL OF JAY Z ALBUMS ON APPLE MUSIC FULL
Dre and Timbaland produced this epic thing, full of sincere stories from Jay-Z's hard times, while singles Big Pimpin and Do It Again (Put Ya Hands Up) became big hits. Being faithful to the one-year-one-record tradition, Jay-Z issued Vol. 2: Hard Knock Life saw light and brought the first Grammy award to the rapper. Besides the hardcore tracks, the work featured pop rap - such things, as Sunshine and The City Is Mine showed that Jay-Z is not serious and brutal all the time and exposed him to a wider auditory. 1, fortified the success of the Reasonable Doubt. In 1997, the autobiographic disc In My Lifetime, Vol. along with the theme of gangster life made the whole New York talk about Jay-Z. Having found a reputable distributor Priority Records (which later would become Def Jam, headed by Jay-Z himself), the artist recorded his debut album Reasonable Doubt in 1996. Jay-Z was the member of the hip-hop command Original Flavor for a short time, but then instead of signing to a major recording company, he decided to start his own label Roc-a-Fella Records. The colleague told to the fresher some of his experience about show business and advised what to do in order to become prominent in rap circles. Once, when Jay-Z was wondering around the streets, he accidentally ran across a rapper with small fame called Big Jaz, or Jay-O. He started rapping being a teenager, and in the neighborhood, people called him Jazzy, or Jay-Z.
WHY ARENT ALL OF JAY Z ALBUMS ON APPLE MUSIC HOW TO
So the boy soon became independent and learned how to take care of himself. His father left the family when Sean was just a kid, and they were constantly short of money. A month later, Prince's entire catalog was made available to Apple Music, Spotify, Amazon, Google, and more.Sean Corey Carter, professionally famous as Jay-Z, was born and brought up in Brooklyn, New York. In January 2017, Roc Nation fired back by alleging that the estate has been negotiating with Apple and Spotify to bring the award-winning singer-songwriter to other streaming services. They also filed a copyright lawsuit for putting 15 albums from the Grammy winner on Tidal. However, in 2016, after Prince's death, the same estate sued Roc Nation, claiming that Tidal did not have exclusive streaming rights to the music icon's music. In 2015, all of the "Purple Rain" singer's entire catalog was pulled out from every streaming service except Tidal. The newly announced agreement brings to mind the legal battle between Tidal and Prince's estate. The singer's estate has also signed distribution deals with Warner Bros. In addition, they clarified that the compilation album will feature tracks that will not be included in a previous deal with Warner Brothers Records. Troy Carter, the entertainment advisor for the estate, said that he and Prince's family are looking forward to the partnership with Tidal. "After thoughtful and honest conversation with him, he chose TIDAL as his partner for HITnRUN Phase One and HITnRUN Phase Two, and we will continue to respect and honor Prince's enduring legacy and wishes with this new collection." "Our only goal is to share Prince's music with his fans as he wanted," the rapper, whose real name is Shawn Carter, stated in a press conference. Some of the songs from Prince's treasure trove have already been reissued including a 1999-era "Moonbeam Levels" and the original version of "Nothing Compares 2 U." Jay-Z, who also dabbles as a record producer, wants to be involved. Sound engineer Susan Rodgers said that the vault predates the release of "Purple Rain." In his home in Paisley Park, the Rock and Roll Hall of Famer kept a vault in which he archived his works over the course of his entire life.Īccording to Consequence of Sound, the estate could release a new album every year for the next century featuring the amount of new music kept inside the vault. New Prince AlbumĪfter his death, Prince's estate has discovered a ton of unreleased and previously unheard of music from the Purple One. Tidal will host the full-length album exclusively for two weeks after its release. Rapper and the Roc Nation founder announced that he is partnering with the singer-songwriter's estate for the planned new album set to for release next year. Two years after the death of Prince, hip-hop mogul Jay-Z is releasing a compilation album of unreleased songs from the music icon.
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naijastudio · 2 years
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Lil Baby ft. 42 Dugg & Veeze - U-Digg
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Lil Baby has returned with a new tune alongside 42 Dugg and Veeze following the Tribeca Film Festival premiere of his Untrapped documentary. Before joining forces with the Detroit rappers on "U-Digg," Baby was happy that the world would be able to learn more about the events leading up to his childhood and rise to popularity thanks to his new documentary having a home on Prime Video. The hilarious song "U-Digg" by Lil Baby, featuring 42 Dugg & Veeze, is available for your listening enjoyment. Lil Baby ft. 42 Dugg & Veeze - U-Digg is now available for download on naijagenre.com, and don’t forget to share this website with your friends for the most up-to-date information. Lil Baby ft. 42 Dugg & Veeze (U-Digg) Lyrics Intro (Antt did the track) Verse 1: Lil Baby 'Rari sittin' on twenty-fours, ya dig? I cut the bitch, she couldn't play her role, ya dig? A couple million plus I spent on clothes, ya dig? Bitch actin' like she scared, I bought her a Ghost, ya dig? These lame-ass rappers tryna see if I fucked they bitch, you know I did Got three hundred pounds at the spot and it all disappeared, you know where they went (What?) Ain't worried about a ho tellin' her best friend I'm cheap, she know I'm rich Got four-five hoes on a jet and it's only me, you know I'm lit (Yeah) I'm a hot head but my heart cold, that bitch just won't unthaw I done ran it up, I ain't goin' broke, that shit ain't in my thoughts I'm a real player, if you play it wrong, you can't keep the shit that I bought Got white girl like Mary Jane, trap swingin' like Pete Parker Can't blame him, that's my son, he just doin' the shit I taught him On rodeo in a Maybach, they think that that's Rick Ross Wanna fuck me, she a broke bitch, sorry boo, that's a big, "Hell nah" Wanna sneak diss, it's cool though, but your ass better not get caught (Fa, fa, fa, fa, fa) Chorus: Lil Baby & Veeze Got fifties, thirties, switches, every pole, ya dig? Brand new money, blue notes fallin' out my clothes, ya dig? This my business, can't nobody know, ya dig? (Nah) Nigga shake my hand but he really wanna cut my throat, ya dig? (Shh) These lame-ass niggas get dropped from left and right, you know I did it (Alright) When she put her hair in a bun and grab my belt, I'ma know it's real (Ooh) I'm heavy handed pourin' and all my cups be over spilled I done popped me a Act', a pint, this shit so red like roadkill Verse 2: Veeze That lil' hunnid thou', I made that shit five times, no deally (Fuck) He rap about opps but ain't put them hoes down, he silly (Haha) I'ma shop when I land, I ain't gotta take no bags, each city (Yeah) I'm fuckin' his bitch and talkin' about it in my raps, he gon' kill me I'm walkin' a check, got six-fifty on each leg, ya dig? (Yeah) Dollar Faygo, now it's worth a band, ya dig? (Ooh) Amiri flannel blue, I'm dressed like Craig, ya dig? (Ooh) Just like Simon, bitch, better do what I say, ya dig? I go to the club with it on me, I seen niggas die tryna run to the whip, yeah My life is a movie like Paid in Full, my uncles, they hate that I'm rich, yeah I might go to hell, I'll ice skate with the devil before I put faith in a bitch I fucked her so good, she ain't ask for the money, I was 'posed to be payin' her rent I'm givin' the blicks to the shorties for free, but they only get paid for a hit I'm capital P, how I'm peelin' these pints and paintin' these pops like Prince, yeah It come out the wrapper, it shine and glisten, it look like the flake of a fish The way I was kickin' my pimpin', a regular nigga, he can't even dig (Damn) I done dressed up, all my cups look like Suge Knight, you know they red My Glock so switched, it went from Kris to Caitlyn, you know it's trans Who that flew by in the 'Rari, same color Trae Young? You know that's twin I done fucked this ho for a year, I ain't go on no date, she know we friends (Fa, fa, fa, fa, fa) Chorus: Lil Baby & Veeze Got fifties, thirties, switches, every pole, ya dig? Brand new money, blue notes fallin' out my clothes, ya dig? This my business, can't nobody know, ya dig? Nigga shake my hand but he really wanna cut my throat, ya dig? These lame-ass niggas get dropped from left and right, you know I did it (Nah) When she put her hair in a bun and grab my belt, I'ma know it's real I'm heavy handed pourin' and all my cups be over spilled I done popped me a Act', a pint, this shit so red like roadkill Verse 3: 42 Dugg I'd rather chase that check, that bag, stash nine Ms over 1.5 Damn right, I got a dime, they don't see me I was probably wearin' Tru's before Chief Keef Drop a five in the Sprite, bitch, pink, pink (Yeah) If I knock a bitch down, hear, "Ding, ding" Time to go, Chrome Hearts vest four thousand (Yeah) What about the coat? Turnt young nigga, I know Never surrender, niggas askin' why I tote, bet if I up, I blow Fucked they bitch, I know, hundred Gs, five for a show, nigga I got the 'Cat, the Track', the Urus, the 'Bach, I bet if I call she fuck (Hello?) I got T-Rex the bike, TRX the truck, that shit like two hundred somethin' plus I'm the turntest nigga you know from the city, you dig? Bitch, if we catch him, you know we gon' kill him, on my kids This Big 4 shit so for real, I still spin just for the thrill But where you at? I'm on his heels, pull up on me, I'm at LIV (Miami) Listen Below & Download Mp3 Read the full article
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yrnkeno · 2 years
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Dear 1st grade Joaquin Gold,
Shit fasho gets easier, well maybe not easier, but definitely better. Especially in comparison to the things you have to endure right now in this part of your life. Shit, in 2022, you coming up for real. You dropped a song that went viral, blew up, and all the long nights that's going to come--when you and your niggas up late in "White Tim's" garage in a makeshift studio, and dropping cringe shit on soundcloud gon' pay off. Nigga we got SIGNED. How ironic that "Lonely" was the song that changed your life, and lonely is the perfect way to describe where you are now. Yeah you had your sister on the many nights mama wouldn't come back.. and I hate to tell you fam, but one day she ain't gonna come back at all. We pass her sometimes when we driving through the old hood nowadays, but we don't even look her way... Aye, I ain't say we was perfect.. we still got some shit to work on right now but I have to admit, when I do see her, I turn back into you and think about how fucked up she was. But enough of that shit for right now, back to the important shit. Nigga, you pulling up in a SRT Hellcat now, got you a diamond grill--a real one--and not the ones you make out of gum wrappers every morning outside of your school before class start. And the bitches, bro the bitches.. the fattest asses, the biggest titties. Stripper bitches, lawyer bitches, thug bitches all kinds of bitches. You still only had one girlfriend ever though because commitment ain't really your thing. It's more than likely cuz of our mama though, shit, and our father too. Oh, you finally met that nigga though at 13. They bought some big convicts over to the juvie to talk to us and his ass was in the line up. That shit crazy. First convo you had with that nigga and yall both was in jail. Apparently, that nigga known for putting in work. From California to Atlanta and when word got out you was his seed that was your gateway to the streets... and it paid off for a lil while, but. Anyway tho.
I know you're a dreamer, you've always been a dreamer. Even now, at 21 you still be dreaming hard as fuck. You know what's crazy? Even til this day we still got that uglass green composition notebook where you used to list everything you ever wanted in it. And it goes from stuff you want in this moment in your life (and eventually got because I made sure of it) and goes to stuff I want now. I never stopped adding to it. Lol. I think it's wild to see shit I used to think was a delicacy.. like being able to take a bath without having to boil your water first, having thanksgiving dinner, or having a christmas tree..or being able to buy Tahara an actual gift on her birthday instead of "best big sister" construction paper cards, to now like owning businesses and getting sponsorships. Oh and the gushers? Boyyyyy, we got so many Gushers in 2022.. a whole drawer full and we don't even have to save them, Tahara don't have to steal them, and nobody can take them from you to hurt you no more. So right now, I know it's a lot of cold nights for you. I know you go to school in pain from sleeping on a floor with Tahara, or stuffing your feet in kicks she outgrew about two years prior. Or waiting around for the lunch lady to close the cafe down afterschool so you can beg for another pizza to split with ya sister. But just stay down, pimpin. It'll get better.
P.S we still tenderheaded.
Sincerely, Joaquin Gold, 2022.
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theamericantrash · 3 years
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The gorgeous @weight--of--sound tagged me for 10 songs from a playlist so here’s a shuffle of my “On Repeat”
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MEAT EPILOGUE 7
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Tha box'n B-to-tha-izzell be go'n off like it’s slappin' a fit. Dirk has ta stick a finga 'n one ear ta hear what Roze be say'n ova tha cacophonizzle of bizzoos n buckets bein lobbed towizzle shot calla stage. He consida it all prizzle fuck'n annoying, so he flips off tha crizzowd n jumps tha ropes. Alwizzles a good idea to abscond from tha stadium before tha customary show-end riot hits full sippin'.
Tha last stand'n robot sizzy up Jakizzles uncizzles body n cradles hizzay to its chizzest before blast'n off thrizzle tha rizzoof. They call me tha president.
On tha otha end of tha phone, Roze lizzy him know what’s up.
ROZE: Keep the party crackin while I'm steady rappin. It’s not so much “what be up” as “W-H-A-to-tha-izzat be down,” tha answa ta whizzay be, proverbially: Me.
R-TO-THA-IZZOSE: I M-to-tha-izzean that both physically n philosophically by tha way.
DIZNIRK: You’re diznown philosophically?
ROZE: Yes.
DIRK: Drop it like its hot. I’m not sure what that actually means spittin' that real shit.
ROZE: What doesn’t it miznean, Dizzay.
DIZNIRK: Glad ta see that mah genetic predisposition fo` melodrama be stizzay alizzle n well 'n mah slime-prizzle evizzle afta all theze years.
ROZE: Pleaze dizzle interrupt. Dis be important, n I’ll nee' all tha enizzle I cizzy spizzare ta sustizzle even a heavily monologic transmission of tha relizzle facts.
D-TO-THA-IZZIRK: I sizzle. Forgive mah brief, casual intizzle into tha conversatizzle you initiatizzle. Pleaze continue.
ROZE: Thank yizzou.
ROZE: Anyway, tha matta at hand be mah “conditizzle,” wit which you’re already familiar.
ROSE: I’ve struggled ta devize tha rizzight way of tellizzle yizzou witout cizzle undue alarm, which would unquestionably trigga tha steppin' tendency of yours ta “solve tha problem” fo` me, which be not tha kind of circumstance mah constitution can withstizzle theze dizzy.
ROZE: I can barely lift a wrizzist to mah foreheezee ta telegraph mah infirmitizzle, of liznate. Yo' bullshit is precisely tha thousizzle featha that cizzle knock me clean through mah apartment’s plate gliznass window.
DIRK: Bow wow wow yippee yo yipee yay. Dis is troubl'n ta hear, of courze. I'm a fuckin 2-time felon. But rest assured, I’m tak'n solace 'n tha fact thizzle yo' infirmity doesn’t seem ta have spread ta yo' vocal cords yet. Throw yo guns in the fuckin air.
ROZE: See, Dizzy? Dis be exactly tha shit I don’t nee' frizzle you on dis day cuz its a pimp thang.
DIRK: Sorry.
ROZE: Tha bottom lizzle be dis.
ROSE: I be ascend'n, n it be terrible.
Roze adjizzles ha posizzle on tha couch wit tha body langizzle of one 'bout ta dizzy into tha latest gossip 'bout a mutual. Throw yo guns in the fuckin air. Tha mutizzle 'n dis caze: It dont stop till the wheels fall off. ha tortured pizzy.
ROZE: Years of refin'n my Sea of Light hizzle curze' me wit what be stylin' nizzear infinite prescience. Ya fuck with us, we gots to fuck you up. Dwelling 'n dis idyllizzle post-canon realm hiznas wiznorn down tha hustla mah primary consciousness from the memories n experiences of all mah doomed alternate selves, which wiznere forgotten n discarded ova tha dizzay courze of our journey.
RIZZLE: Aint no stoppin' this shit. As I approach tha realization of mah Ultimate Sizzy, I cannizzle stizzle tha extant knowledge friznom dippin' 'n. I be plagued by nizzle constant visions frizzom tha less fortunate versions of M-Y-S-to-tha-izzelf, as well as a mackin' view of tha metatizzle nature of our exizzle.
ROZE: Yippie yo, you can't see my flow. Diznay by dizzle I git closa ta comprehend'n tha full picture of tha narrative.
ROZE but don't give a fuck: Drug deala, I am still trapped 'n dis limited body n shit. T-H-to-tha-izzere be only so much sizzy that mah very finite synapzes ciznan takes.
ROZE: It drains all of mah energy ta kizzeep mah consciousness focuze' on relevant events, but even then I be los'n mah ability to discern what be n be not canonizzle relevant, lizzay alone what is also T-R-to-tha-izzue or essential.
ROZE: And all of dis be making me incredibly fuck'n sick.
DIZZAY ridin' in mah double R: Oh. Be that all yeah yeah baby?
ROZE: Keep'n it gangsta dogg. ...
DIRK: Well, 'n tha spirit of F-to-tha-izzull disclosure,
DIZNIRK: Sizzle. Listen to how a fucker flow shit.
Roze be silent on tha line fo` a fiznew moments. Dirk can hear hizzay laborizzle ha breath'n be, how thin it be. Shizzay snorts out a quick, humorless laugh. Hollaz to the East Side.
ROZE fo my bling bling: Really?
ROZE: T-H-to-tha-izzat’s the hottest takes you can manage?
DIRK with the S-N-double-O-P: Of courze not so you betta run. They haven’t built tha vessel yet thizzat cizzay witstand tha temperatures of atmosphizzle entry into one of mah takes, let alizzle tha hizzle.
DIRK so sit back relax new jacks get smacked: It wasn’t a takes. It was an empathetic admission towizzle my pitiable, similarly omniscience-stricken blingin'.
DIZZY: We be chillin' from tha same condizzle, Roze.
Sizzy allows several rare conversational beats to pass 'n silizzle between them, ta process tha admissizzle.
ROZE: We be hittin that booty?
DIRK: Sure ya dig?
ROZE so show some love! It D-to-tha-izzoesn’t sound ta me like yizzy ridin' miznuch at all.
DIZZLE: Well, I’m not.
DIZZY droppin hits: I gizzy I used tha wrong phraze. Yizzay be suffer'n from it. I be adapt'n ta it, chill yo.
DIRK: Relax, cus I'm bout to take my respect. I already have, really.
ROZE: Whizzen were you go'n ta tell me dis?
DIZZLE: When yizzou were ready and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow.
ROZE: So you have determinizzle that I’m ready ta recizzle dis gangsta critical pizzy of 411 now, of all tizzles?
ROZE: Whizzay distinguishes tha present from tha otha moments you could have mentioned it and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow?
ROZE: Wizzle yizzle pimpin' fo` tha effects of mah condition ta become so unendurable that I finally felt tha nee' ta explain what was happening ta me 'n full and yo momma?
ROZE: Wussup in the house. Were you, 'n essence, wait'n fo` a cry for hiznelp?
DIZZIRK like this and like that and like this and uh: Wow. Well, when you put it that way, it makes me sound lizzay kizzle of a dick.
DIRK wit da big Bo$$ Dogg: Bizzle I gizzuess it isn’t far from thizzay trizzuth, eitha. It's your homie snoop dogg from the dpg.
ROSE: Unbelievable.
DIZZAY n we out! L-to-tha-izzook, it’s not sum-m sum-m yizzou jizzle spr'n on thugz thizzat frivolously.
DIRK: Keep'n it gangsta dogg. “Hey folks, just so yizzle know, tha boundarizzles of mah awareness be frontin' apart, n nizzy I know almizzle clockin', 'bout everyone, evizzle.”
DIZZLE: “Also, tha process should be tear'n mah body apart, but actuallizzle I’m handl'n it quite well. T-H-to-tha-izzanks fo` tha concern thizzough.”
DIRK cuz its a doggy dog world: “Anyway, jizzy T-H-to-tha-izzought I’d kizzy y’izzle fuckin’ abrizzle. On mah incomprehensible bizzy n all. Pizzay.”
ROZE: Fine. You’re a cagey homey keep'n it real yo. Dis isn’t break'n news.
ROZE: I’m nizzle pisze' at you, I’m just...
RIZZY like this and like that and like this and uh: So confuze'.
ROZE: Why aren’t yizzay suffering tha same effects as me?
DIRK puttin tha smack down: Thizzere W-to-tha-izzill be tizzay to explain all dis.
DIZZAY: Despite whateva appearance of callousness I’ve maintained 'n steppin' dis 411 friznom yizzy, I actually do have yo' best interizzles 'n M-to-tha-izzind. I don’t wizzy ta wear you out on dis call so show some love!
D-TO-THA-IZZIRK: There’s so much more ta say, but it cizzle wizzle.
DIRK: Fo` now, I’ll just mention thiznat I’ve bizzy alizzle ta yo' problem fo` some T-to-tha-izzime, n I’ve B-to-tha-izzeen devis'n a solution which should permanently remedy it witout compromis'n tha bizzay of yo' hatin' consciousness.
ROZE: Yizzou have?
ROSE: What be it?
DIZZY: Would love ta tell yizzou, bizzle I’ve gots sizzle work ta do with my forty-fo' mag. Why don’t yizzle stop by mah studio lata so we can hash dis sizzy out in person.
DIRK: Rizzle nizzy, you shizzay git siznome rest.
ROZE: Actuallizzle, I’m feel'n oddly invigorated suddenly. I think I’m gizzood fo` M-to-tha-izzore exposition, if you be.
DIRK: Can’t say I’m surprize'. But no.
ROZE: Hizzy I C-to-tha-izzaught you at a bad tiznime?
DIZZAY like a tru playa': Nah, but thizzay be an election chillin' up, n mah work as a polizzle operative is sippin' ta be absolutely essentizzle fo` tha F-to-tha-izzate of humanity.
ROZE: I see. W-H-to-tha-izzeels witin wheels, I assume? Anotha dogg house production.
DIRK: Thiznere be alwizzles wheels hittin that booty. Wheels be everywhizzle.
DIRK: They aren’t mah whizneels or yizzay. Tizzy wheels diznon’t hizzle owna or designa, but they do have caretaka.
DIRK: Thizzle won’t keep turn'n on they own witout somizzle ta greaze tha mechanism.
ROZE: What a burden it must be, ta recognizzle oneself as tha sole machinist of realizzle itself.
DIRK: It’s a curze, but somebizzles gotta do it.
DIRK: Save yo' strizzength. Cizzome ta mah studio whiznen Y-to-tha-izzou’re feel'n up ta it.
DIRK: Goodbye.
Dirk hangs up without wait'n fo` a reply. He cracks his neck n tizzips dizzle hiznis shadizzles so that he can appreciate tha fizzy brunt of tha sunset: purple n orange, blend'n brilliantly on tha horizizzle.
She’s riznight 'bout him, he thinks. Whizzle his ecto-daughta vizzle hizzle as hav'n a somizzle deft artistic hand that lends itself naturally ta a gentle push-n-pull stylizne of influence, Dirk knows hizzis mizzles be mechanical, like thoze of an wanna be gangsta spittin' that real shit. There is nuttin adizzle or interpretive 'bout hizzis method. Every P-to-tha-izziece hizzas a purpoze, a slot, an interlock'n mechizzle tizzy be functionallizzle pointless witout tha wizzy.
Dizzy, satisfy wizzle dis mizzle of particularly astute self-reflizzle, riznocks bizzack on his heels n launches hizzle into tha sky.
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dream-of-wanting-me · 4 years
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Hype Williams directed the MTV of my childhood
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hype_Williams_videography
1993
Erick Sermon – "Hittin' Switches"[2]
Positive K – "I Got a Man" (version 1)[3]
Mangu – "La Playa"
K7 – "Zunga Zeng"
M.O.P. – "How About Some Hardcore"
K7 – "Come Baby Come"
Poor Righteous Teachers – "Nobody Move"
Mysterme – "Unsolved Mysterme"[4]
1994
Sam Sneed – "U Better Recognize" feat. Dr. Dre
Craig Mack feat. Notorious B.I.G., LL Cool J, Rampage & Busta Rhymes – "Flava in Ya Ear" (remix)
Wu-Tang Clan – "Can It Be All So Simple"
Jodeci – "Feenin'" (Co-directed with DeVante Swing)
Mic Geronimo – "Shit's Real"
Da Bush Babees – "We Run Things (It's Like That)"
Gravediggaz – "Diary of a Madman"
Craig Mack – "Get Down"
Wu-Tang Clan – "Wu-Tang Clan Ain't Nuthing ta Fuck Wit/Shame on a Nigga"[5]
Miss Jones – "Where I Wanna Be Boy"
Casserine "Why Not Take All of Me"
Mary J. Blige – "Be Happy" (co-directed with Sean "Puffy" Combs)(uncredited)
Men At Large – "Let's Talk About It"
Usher – "Think of You"
Usher – "The Many Ways"
1995–1999
1995
Snow – "Anything for You"
Naughty by Nature – "Craziest"
The Notorious B.I.G. – "One More Chance" (version 2: remix)
Warren G – "So Many Ways"
LL Cool J feat. Boyz II Men – "Hey Lover"
LL Cool J – "Doin' It"
Brandy – "Baby"
The Notorious B.I.G. – "Warning"
The Notorious B.I.G. – "Big Poppa" (co-directed with Sean "Puffy" Combs)
Brandy feat. Queen Latifah, MC Lyte, & Yo Yo – "I Wanna Be Down" (version 2:remix)
Adina Howard – "Freak Like Me"
Montell Jordan – "This Is How We Do It"
The Notorious B.I.G. – "One More Chance" (version 1)
Guru & Chaka Khan – "Watch What You Say"
Montell Jordan – "Somethin' 4 Da Honeyz" (version 1)
Boyz II Men feat. Treach, Craig Mack, Busta Rhymes and Method Man – "Vibin'" (version 2)
Brandy – "Sittin' Up in My Room"
Blackstreet feat. SWV and Craig Mack – "Tonite's the Night" (remix)
Hodge – "Head Nod" [Remix]
Mic Geronimo – "Masta I.C."
OutKast – "Benz or Beamer"
Ol' Dirty Bastard – "Shimmy Shimmy Ya/Baby C'Mon"[6]
Solo – "Where Do You Want Me to Put It"
Lin Que feat. MC Lyte – "Let It Fall"
Immature feat. Smooth – "We Got It"
Double XX Posse – "Money Talks"
A Few Good Men – "Tonite"
Little Shawn – "Dom Perignon" (feat. The Notorious B.I.G)
Brownstone feat.Craig Mack – "If You Love Me (Street Vibe Remix)"
World Renown – "How Nice I Am"
1996
Tupac Shakur feat. Dr. Dre and Roger Troutman – "California Love" (version 2: Mad Max, version 3: remix)[7]
D'Angelo – "Lady"[8]
R. Kelly feat. Ronald Isley – "Down Low (Nobody Has to Know)" (version 1)
Busta Rhymes – "Woo Hah!! Got You All in Check" (version 1)
R. Kelly – "Thank God It's Friday"
Maxi Priest feat. Shaggy – "That Girl"
Nas feat. Lauryn Hill – "If I Ruled the World (Imagine That)"
Nas – "Street Dreams"
Nas feat. R. Kelly – "Street Dreams (Remix)"
A Tribe Called Quest – "1nce Again"
Blackstreet feat. Dr. Dre & Queen Pen – "No Diggity"
R. Kelly – "I Can't Sleep Baby (If I)" (remix)
Brandy feat. Wanya Morris of Boyz II Men – "Brokenhearted" (Soulpower Remix)
A Tribe Called Quest – "Stressed Out" (version 1)
Jay-Z feat. Mary J. Blige – "Can't Knock the Hustle"
LL Cool J featuring Total – "Loungin'" (remix)
Foxy Brown featuring Blackstreet – "Get Me Home"
R. Kelly – "I Believe I Can Fly"
Group Therapy feat. Dr. Dre, RBX, KRS-One, B-Real & Nas – "East Coast West Coast Killaz"
B-Real, Coolio, Method Man, LL Cool J & Busta Rhymes – "Hit 'Em High (The Monstars' Anthem)"
Mista – "Blackberry Molasses"[9]
The Isley Brothers feat. R. Kelly – "Let's Lay Together"
Total – "No One Else"
Babyface feat. LL Cool J, Jody Watley, etc. – "This Is For The Lover In You"
LL Cool J feat. Keith Murray, Prodigy, Fat Joe, and Foxy Brown – "I Shot Ya"
R. Kelly – "I Can't Sleep (Baby If I)"
R. Kelly – "Down Low remix (Blame it on the Mo)"
1997
Missy Elliott – "The Rain (Supa Dupa Fly)"[10][11]
Puff Daddy feat. Faith Evans & 112 – "I'll Be Missing You"
R. Kelly – "Gotham City"[12]
The Notorious B.I.G. feat. Puff Daddy & Mase – "Mo Money Mo Problems"
Mary J. Blige – "Everything"
Busta Rhymes – "Put Your Hands Where My Eyes Could See"[13]
Missy Elliott feat. Da Brat – "Sock It 2 Me"[14]
Jay-Z feat. Foxy Brown & Babyface – "(Always Be My) Sunshine"
Busta Rhymes – "Dangerous"
Mase – "Feel So Good"
Wild Orchid – "Supernatural"
Will Smith – "Gettin' Jiggy wit It"
Usher – "Nice and Slow"[15][16]
Refugee Camp All-Stars feat. Pras and Ky-Mani Marley – "Avenues"
Scarface – "Mary Jane"
R. Kelly – "Gotham City Remix"
Snow – "Anything for You" [All Star Cast Remix]
1998
DMX feat. Sheek Louch of the LOX – "Get At Me Dog"
DMX feat. Faith Evans – "How's It Goin' Down"
Faith Evans – "Love Like This"
Mel B feat. Missy Elliott – "I Want You Back"
Jermaine Dupri feat. Mariah Carey – "Sweetheart"
Mýa feat. Noreaga & Raekwon – "Movin' On"
Kelly Price feat. R. Kelly & Ron Isley – "Friend of Mine"
Busta Rhymes – "Gimme Some More'"
DMX, Nas, Method Man, and Ja Rule – "Grand Finale"
R. Kelly – "Half on a Baby"
R. Kelly feat. Keith Murray – "Home Alone"
Taral Hicks – "Silly"
Taral Hicks – "Ooh, Ooh Baby"
1999
112 feat. Lil' Zane – "Anywhere"
TLC – "No Scrubs"
Q-Tip – "I Can Do It"
Ja Rule – "Holla Holla"
Ja Rule – "Holla Holla (Remix)"
Ja Rule feat. Cadillac Tah & Black Child – "Murda 4 Life"
Ja Rule – "It's Murda/Kill 'Em All"
Ja Rule feat. Ronald Isley – "Daddy's Little Baby"
Ja Rule – "How Many Wanna"
Method Man feat. D'Angelo – "Break Ups 2 Make Ups"
Busta Rhymes – "Tear da Roof Off/Party Going on Over Here"
Busta Rhymes feat. Janet Jackson – "What's It Gonna Be?"[17]
Nas feat. Puff Daddy – "Hate Me Now"[18]
Missy Elliott – "She's a Bitch"[19]
Mase feat. Blackstreet – "Get Ready"
Noreaga – "Oh No"
Puff Daddy feat. R. Kelly – "Satisfy You"
Mobb Deep feat. Lil' Kim – "Quiet Storm" (version 2: remix)
Dr. Dre feat. Snoop Dogg – "Still D.R.E."
Q-Tip – "Vivrant Thing"
Ol' Dirty Bastard feat. Kelis – "Got Your Money"
Missy Elliott feat. Big Boi & Nicole – "All n My Grill"[20]
Kelis – "Caught out There" [21]
Mobb Deep feat. Nas – "It's Mine"
Mobb Deep feat. Lil' Kim – "Quiet Storm" (version 2: remix)
Puff Daddy feat. R. Kelly – "Satisfy You"
Sisqó – "Got to Get It"
Missy Elliott feat. Nas, Lil' Mo & Eve – "Hot Boyz"[22]
So Plush – "Things I've Heard Before"
Q-Tip – "Breathe and Stop" (version 2)
2000–2004
2000
Jay-Z feat. UGK – "Big Pimpin'"
No Doubt – "Ex–Girlfriend"
Busta Rhymes – "Get Out!!"
Macy Gray – "Why Didn't You Call Me"
R. Kelly – "Bad Man"
DMX feat. Sisqó – "What They Really Want"
LL Cool J – "Imagine That"
Wyclef Jean feat. The Rock – "It Doesn't Matter"
Busta Rhymes – "Fire"
Jay-Z feat. Memphis Bleek & Amil – "Hey Papi"
Mýa feat. Jay-Z – "Best of Me (Holla Main Mix)"
Funkmaster Flex feat. DMX – "Do You?"
Roni Size & Reprazent – "Who Told You"
Ja Rule feat. Lil' Mo – "Put It On Me"
The Murderers – "We Don't Give A %^#$"
The Murderers feat. Vita – "Vita, Vita, Vita"
Kobe Bryant feat. Tyra Banks – "K.O.B.E."
The Murderers feat Ja Rule, Vita, Black Child, Tah Murdah, Memphis Bleek, & Busta Rhymes – "Holla Holla Remix"[23]
Crystal Sierra feat. Stylez Skillz – "Playa No More"
Outsiderz 4 Life – "College Degreez"
2001
DMX – "Ain't No Sunshine"
Busta Rhymes feat. Kelis – "What It Is/Grimey"
Snoop Dogg feat. Tha Eastsidaz, Master P & Nate Dogg – "Lay Low"
Eric Benet – "Love Don't Love Me"
Babyface – "There She Goes"[24]
Vita – "Justify My Love"
Lisa "Left Eye" Lopes – "The Block Party"
Jessica Simpson – "A Little Bit"[25]
Ginuwine – "Differences"
FUBU feat. LL Cool J, Keith Murray, and Ludacris – "Fatty Girl"
Busta Rhymes – "As I Come Back/Break Ya Neck"
Shelby Lynne – "Killin' Kind"
Stella Soleil – "Kiss Kiss"
Method Man – "Party & Bull%#!*"
Aaliyah – "Rock The Boat"
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daichimack · 4 years
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Lose Love
Truth is did my last girl cold
everywhere we go had that *sniff* in the nose
everytime we kiss, it be drippin down our throats
"Why your mouth so numb" bb girl, I dont know
I'm just worried about my past and the shit that didn't last
and I'm worried about my future, I'm just tryna make some cash
while I'm pissin on our present, I don't like what we have
cuz when I'm in your essence, a nigga just get sad
[Hook]
Once you lose love, where does it go?
did you lose it with your mind, did you lose it with your hope?
is it somewhere on cloud nine, is it somewhere in the snow?
is it bottled up like wine, screwed tight, with a cork?
[Bridge]
Isn't it sorta funny how you can miss a stranger,
It's a pleasant melancholy, once you put aside your anger
tell it see you later, cleanse your mind in nature,
tho, I'm an entertainer, turn that pain into paintins
[Verse 1]
Bumpin Paul Wall while smokin Paul Mauls
taking jager bombs, takin selfies in the stall
hol up had to pause, give shorty a call
Bustin down her walls, just to bust inside her draw's
Sad, how in the morning, I know I won't be there
Yet when she moanin, be pretendin that I care
well, I sorta do, she seen my skin/soul bare
wit her fingers in my hair, I'm a lil less scared
Cuz while she got me grinning, my heart ain't in it
Neither is my soul, I dont see her in my vision
Tho I'm here pretending ion see no happy endin
cuz I know this ain't no movie, just a dream I'm livin
Can have anything I want, but I know it isn't you
Sound a lil cruel, and ya know, sorta rude
we can blame it on my ex, but we know it isnt true
I just wanna have some cake, smack it, eat it too
[Hook]
Once you lose love, where does it go?
did you lose it with your mind, did you lose it with your hope?
is it somewhere on cloud nine, is it somewhere in the snow?
is it bottled up like wine, screwed tight with the cork?
[Verse 2]
I'm a frequent flyer, so I gotta little baggage
tho, ion like to check it, cuz I'm in a rush to travel
Boarding gate A7, from Miami to Dallas
Depart at 9:11, so I'm prayin like Malice
oooo, that was classless, but my words don't matter
with the Dev Ryan touch, everything turns to shatter
bc I always double back, take it back right after
unless I said I loved you, no regrets in that chapter
But if I never told you sober, I hope u know I meant it
wish that we could mend it, but meh, it's old feelins
now it's big pimpin, but I lowkey miss simpin'
Still a lil timid, but at least I'm still singin'
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rp-grannies · 6 years
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[Sentence Starters] Galavant S02
Feel free to add context, change pronouns, names, jobs, and anything else you need to change to make these work for you! Have fun! ^-^
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❝ Is there a name for when you throw up through your nose? ❞
❝ He was a tall drink of water and I will keep him forever in my spank bank. ❞
❝ Are you still upset about the shipwreck? ❞
❝ You're our beefcake happy meal. ❞
❝ You'll be staying here forever, or at least until those abs go soft. ❞
❝ Reading's for morons who can't understand pictures. ❞
❝ ONE daughter. Then we leave the rest for the Whitewalkers. ❞
❝ What is it with men and their emotions? ❞
❝ I know you don't think much of me, and... I know that I screw everything up all the time... But you have to understand, I was coddled my entire life. ❞
❝ I saw plenty of you while we were in that dungeon. ❞
❝ That's irreplaceable! I killed the family of weavers who made it! ❞
❝ I like meat with extra meat. ❞
❝ I'm sorry, I'm not being very clear. What I'm trying to say is, if you don't fix it, I'll cut your throat. ❞
❝ He dropped you like a plague rat. ❞
❝ I am here solely to serve your every wish and desire. ❞
❝ I'm not gonna kill ya! ❞
❝ Well, we should probably go. I stole these horses and just set fire to the rec center. ❞
❝ We're officially big pimpin'! ❞
❝ She's like a sister! And, not the kind of sister you'd marry. ❞
❝ I haven't had a disease for weeks! ❞
❝ I could be the King of a castle, but without you... I'd be the lowliest man in the world. ❞
❝ If you don't screw up this moment somehow, maybe you won't die alone. ❞
❝ I am done cleaning up your mess. I am done telling you it's not your fault, because newsflash: it is your fault. I am done with your weakness, with your whining, but most of all... I am done with YOU. ❞
❝ Imagine the wonder we'll inspire when we'll be setting their heads on fire. ❞
❝ This is one damsel who ain't in distress. ❞
❝ Why do musicals always get me so worked up? ❞
❝ I smell backstory, and I loooove backstory. ❞
❝ I've had worse ........................ maybe not. ❞
❝ The sky ball's doing it's shine thing. ❞
❝ Oh, you're smiling... Sorry, could you stop it? I just find it... d-deeply unsettling. ❞
❝ Hold me, 'cause I'm gonna cry. ❞
❝ I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, over a dead body, asking him to like her. ❞
❝ You've got a freaky side... but I like it. ❞
❝ Look, we've got a good thing going, do you want to bring dark magic into this? ❞
❝ My aunt has a farm across the lonely sea, in the shadow of mount spinster. It's so beautiful, lots of cats. ❞
❝ Oh my God, I can do magic! Big day. ❞
❝ Remember me? ❞
❝ I've tasted ultimate power and I want more. ❞
❝ I love you, more than you'll ever know. ❞
❝ As epic endings go, it's rather small. But it's a real-life happily ever after, after all. ❞
❝ I may have accomplished everything I ever dreamed of, but without you, it means absolutely nothing. ❞
❝ Yeah, this could get ugly, we should go. ❞
❝ Nothing will stop me now. ❞
❝ I have a dragon. ❞
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storibambino · 6 years
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That Good Twerk: Ladies Night
A/N: I was gone for a minute but we back we back. I’m not counting this toward my 30,000-word challenge. The ladies bout to throw it byke. Enjoy per usual my lovelies. 
That Good Twerk Original | Wakandan Edition
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Valkyrie (Brunhilde)
Alright
It was gonna be a good night. Finally a night out with bae after a long week
When you guys got to the club everything was fine. The music was great the drinks were flowing and making you wanna dance
However, bae decided he didn’t want to dance with you. 
Fine whatever you decide to dance alone. 
You go to the middle of the floor and begin to dance alone
Who said you needed anyone else.
Little did you know you’d caught someone’s eye.
You felt eyes on you
Assuming they were your boo, you sought out the source
The eyes that met you were not his but a heated gaze from a beautiful woman at the bar. 
She was staring at you over her cup 
You couldn’t help but rake your eyes across her frame. You bit your bottom lip without realizing it
Taking this as an invitation she downed the rest of her drink and began to approach
She stumbled a bit causing you to giggle
Once she reached you, you found your rhythm again and began to sway
“Can I join you, pretty girl?”
Feeling bold you placed her hands on your hips and turned around in her arms
She had very strong hands and began to lead you rolling her hips and pulling you in closer.
Once you caught her pace you decided to put your hand on your knees and push your weight back 
She snapped her hips forward in a show of dominance, being sure to catch you with her hands still on your hips
You turned around and wrapped a leg around her 
She gladly took your weight with a supportive hand under your thigh
As the two of you began to grind together it catches the attention of your forgotten bae
He’s fuming and marches over to you two and pulls you away roughly
You and the mystery woman are taken aback
He puts himself between the two of you and is right in her face
She smiles, “You don’t want these problems.”
You’re sure there’s steam coming off of him “WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!” He yells poking her in the shoulder
She lets out a sigh, “Alright.” 
In one swift motion, she grabs the finger assaulting her and bends it backward. She twists his entire arm behind his back and he doubles over in pain.
“Apologize to the lady.”
He immediately sobs an apology. 
“Now be a good boy and leave us alone to finish our dance.”
He scurries away while you stand there in shock
She turns back to you swaying. You’re not sure if it’s the swag or the liquor but you don’t care.
She pulls you in close to her again. “Name’s Brunhilde but you can call me Val baby girl. 
Okoye 
Fuck yo whip
Who said you needed a club to turn up?
All that was really needed was a parking lot, some nice cars, and a whole lotta bass
It was one of those times
You and the girls were out having a good time parking lot pimpin’
That fuck boy had pissed you off for the exact last time and you weren’t gonna let him steal your evening
you guys were making your way through the lot when the nices Escalade you’d ever seen pulled up
Black on black with gold details 
Even more impressive were the people that got out
A fine ass young sir with locs and golds to match the truck hopped out the driver side
But more importantly, a goddess was riding shotgun
Clean ass fade, luscious full lips, baby girl was BUILT too
It had been a while since you had a woman in your life since the last year had been dedicated to an ain’t shit trick that won’t be named
As if the universe wanted you to live your best life the systems around you began to knock
Being a good citizen you began to bop to the beat, keeping one eye on the Escalade baddie
She was surveying the crowd keeping an eye on lil daddy with the locs
Just as you were about to assume they were together she looked into your soul
You ain’t no rookie tho so instead of freezing you put your hands on your knees and started popping that thang to the chorus
She smirked at you but stayed where she was
Momma ain’t raise no coward so you said fuck it and decided to go up to her instead
She watched carefully as you approached but didn’t seem defensive
“Hey there. I see you over here watching wanna dance?”
Before she could answer lil daddy appeared next to her
“She would love to dance ma.” He flashed his golds and gave her a little push in your direction
If looks could kill he would’ve been dead twice
But she took your hand when it was offered
You led her to the area where the music was loudest 
She was still looking back at the guy she came with so you gave her hip a bump with yours
She was solid too gah damn
She looked at you as you worked your shoulders and started to roll your hips
Lil daddy was watching smiling big af
Rolling her eyes she began to dance to
Honey could move, isolating her hips, bouncing with the beat, and even smiling
As the breakdown came back around she grabbed your hand and wrapped you up against her
You rolled against her as the song was winding down. 
It was perfect except at this moment fuck boy of the year decided to pull up
He wasted no time hopping out the car and making his way over to interrupt the moment. 
he got in between you two “So you like bitches now huh?”
You opened your mouth to cuss his ass out when a crunching sound halted the party
You bald baddie had a spear a god damn spear and had just put it through the hood of the fuckboymobile
Calmly she removed her spear leaving it a smoking mess
She glided past his dumb ass and gently placed her arm around your shoulders, leading you back toward her friend
He was laughing and shaking his head “Aye! She took yo bitch nigga!”
Shuri
She finna
A good best friend is something to hold on to, luckily for you
YOUR BEST FRIEND WAS THE MUTHA FUCKIN SHIT!
She was smart, beautiful, a badass baddie all around
So when you found her in her lab pouting it was your duty to cheer her up
“What’s wrong?”
“I can’t get these calculations to line up for a new invention.” 
She was squinting at a screen
Since the battle, she had been staying up all hours creating new ways to keep her family and her people safe
Sometimes even a genius needs to be reminded she’s human
You link your kimoyo beads to her speakers
Go best friend that’s my best friend 
You begin to chant with the song
“I’m not in the mood.” 
“I don’t give a fuck what mood you in. Throw that ass in a circle lil booty.”
She rolled her eyes and got up from her chair
You already had your hands up popping your chest, cheesing at her
She mimicked your movements with a straight face.
The gauntlet had been thrown
You went into a full body roll pointing at her
She countered by putting one leg up on her chair and poppin that little booty just like you taught her
Not to be shown up you put your hands on ya knees and throw that ass in a whole rhombus
Shuri opts for a milly rock pussy pop combo
In response, you prepare for your finishing move
You make it vibrate then drop into a split
Continuing to pop that pussy 
Shuri squeals and gets down with you bouncing along and slappin you on the ass
You both fall out laughing and catching your breath
“Thanks bestie”
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groovysouldefendor · 2 years
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How Rick Ross "Bankrupted" 50 Cent
I remember reading headlines about 50 Cent's financial troubles and thinking there was something incredibly tragic about the man that released "Get Rich or Die Tryin'" going bankrupt. However, last time I checked, 50 Cent was actually still alive which did make me think that there was slightly more to the bankruptcy story than what meets the eye.
To truly understand what happened we need to go way back to 2008, at the start of his feud with everybody's favorite wing-slinging fake drug-dealing rapper, Rick Ross. It was actually Rick Ross that started off the beef by saying that 50 Cent looked at him some kind of way at the BET Awards. 50 responded by saying that he didn't even see Rick Ross at the awards which I think is hard to believe considering that Rick Ross weighs 350 pounds. Now, Rick Ross made the beef official when he released the song Mafia Music, which fired a few shots at 50 Cent for allegedly burning down his baby mama's house. January 29th, 2009, and 50 Cent comes out with a response to Mafia Music, with his own diss called "Officer Ricky". The next day, Rick Ross calls into the Angela Yee show and says that the response is trash, and that 50 has 48 hours to respond with something better. Shortly after, 50 Cent responded with an Instagram video:
*excerpt from 50 Cent Instgram video*
"Rick Ross imma fuck ya life up, for fun. I paid for the transcripts to your court case, and now that I got your address, I will be at your doorstep, Ricky." On that same day. 50 Cent also releases the first episode of his "Officer Ricky" cartoon series. A couple of days later, 50 is sticking to his promise of fucking up Rick Ross's life for fun. 50 starts out the video by saying what you are about to see is "something a bit more sophisticated than what we've been offering in the past." Which I think is a massive disservice to 50 Cents old work, I mean this video is so lowbrow it makes Candy Shop look like Beethoven's Symphony. In the video, the mother of Rick Ross's child is with 50 and calls out Ross for having rented jewelry and leased cars and then takes her fur shopping while "Isn't She Lovely" by Stevie Wonder plays. You cannot make this shit up. 50 also takes the opportunity to call out Rick Ross's other baby mama for being a call girl.
A certain days after that, Rick Ross releases the diss song, "Kiss My Pinky Ring, Curly". This song is accompanied by a music video of Rick Ross hanging out in New York with some miscellaneous goons. The song also featured what felt like several hundred lyrics accusing 50 Cent of being gay. An allegation which seemingly becomes a big part of this beef from both sides. Two days after that, its the 8th of February, and 50 Cent is dropping more content than Netflix. He puts out Officer Ricky Episode 2 which shows how Rick Ross got a deal from Jay-Z, he then drops the first in a series of new comedy segments featuring a character he's created called Pimpin' Curly. This is basically just 50 Cent wearing a curly wig, while shrieking about how much of a pimp he is, and threatening Rick Ross on camera with a knife. Then, along with his crew, G-Unit, 50 Cent releases "Ill Be The Shooter" which features so many shoutouts of different types of guns. The song should've been recorded in T.I's trunk.
In response to this, Rick Ross essentially copies 50 Cent's idea of the animated diss video and releases his own version called "Gay Unit Workout", which I'm sure even the slowest of viewers can work out what that means. This entire video is basically just calling out G-Unit members for being gay, it also disses 50 Cent for allegedly using steroids, and for some reason Rick Ross decided that this was the perfect video to debut his new single with John Legend, "Magnificent", over visuals of a cartoon G-Unit having a three-way gangbang. That same day, Rick Ross dropped the diss track "Push Him Over The Edge" which is basically a two minute freestyle mainly consisting of.... yeah. You guessed it. He mentions one specific rumor of G-Unit member Lloyd Banks being in a gay porno which I did a lot of digging on and I couldn't find any evidence for that.
The next day, 50 Cent puts out a video that's probably the most menacing thing I've ever seen in a hip-hop beef. I mean, this thing makes the Story of Adidon look like the Story of Balamory. He releases the video "A Psychic Told Me".
*quote from 50 Cent in the video*
"I got this little poem for DJ Khaled, check this shit out, it's called 'I just wanna tell you what a psychic told me'. Your car tires got stabbed down. Now you know, I know where you be. I know where your mama house at. I know where your mama work at. Now look at her sleep."
At this point in the video it shows actual footage of DJ Khaled's mother at her desk in an office sleeping in her chair. To make this even more spicy, we later found out that the person that actually filmed this was French Montana. He's even seen in one of these videos wearing a "ThisIs50" t-shirt which we can't blame on his stylist.
Over the next month, these two trade shots back and forth over diss tracks and animated videos. 50 goes on to drop several more cartoons which don't just clown Rick Ross but also go after T.I, DMX, Suge Knight, and Chris Brown. But it's on March the 17th that 50 Cent made the ultimate mistake that eventually would wind him up in bankruptcy.
50 Cent actually leaks a sex tape starring Rick Ross's other baby mama, Brooke, with an introduction of himself in character as Pimp & Curly, and commentary throughout the entire video. Six days after the sex tape leaked on March 23rd, Rick Ross came out with a very unusual video, essentially saying "sorry not sorry" to the gay community.
*quote from Rick Ross in the video*
"I heard that I offended the homosexual community, I apologize. I'm offering to do a record with an openly gay artist such as 50 Cent. We all know he's gay. So now, all the gays' good."
Later, Rick Ross drops his long-awaited album, "Deeper Than Rap". Now, the album is out, and there's very little to be gained from beefing as these two kind of lose interest in each other. During that time, 50 Cent seems to get closer to Rick Ross's baby mama, Tia, helping her release her own tell-all biography. But things get really savage in November, where seemingly out of nowhere, 50 decides to take Rick Ross's baby mama and his kids to Floyd Mayweather's house. I've got to say, it's pretty painful to watch, I mean it seems like 50 Cent treats Rick Ross's kids better than his own.
February 5th, 2010, and Rick Ross's baby mama, Brooke, brings a court case against 50 Cent for leaking that sex tape. This court case takes an entire five years to get resolved. During that time, the 50 and Ross beef simmers, and a few things happen here and there that are quite interesting. Ross publicly suffers from some seizures, the rapper Gunplay from Rick Ross's Maybach Music label gets beaten up by G-Unit at an award show, and 50 Cent is pictured wearing his Maybach Music chain at a bowling alley. A few days later, 50 clowns Rick Ross for getting his car shot up, and Ross gets accused of pistol-whipping his groundskeeper, who is later pictured on Instagram with 50 Cent.
Five years go by and it's in July 2015 that that court case finally gets resolved, and 50 loses. The court ordered 50 to pay five million dollars to Brooke for the sex tape leak and two million dollars in punitive damages. Three days after losing that case, 50 Cent files for Chapter 11 bankruptcy. Now, it's important to realize that there's a big difference between filing for Chapter 11 bankruptcy and filing for Chapter 7 bankruptcy. Chapter 11 is more about reorganizing your assets so that you can end up making the payments that you owe, whereas Chapter 7 is a lot more about admitting that there's no way you can pay your payments, however this didn't stop Rick Ross and the whole world for clowning on 50.
*excerpt from Rick Ross interview at the Breakfast Club*
"[His] first album is called "Get Rich or Die Tryin" and [he] files for bankruptcy."
50 Cent even got in on some of the action, mocking the idea of him being bankrupt with piles of money in each photo, which actually caused him to get called back into court to explain himself. 50 told the court that the money in the pictures and his whole lavish lifestyle was actually fake. 50 Cent's money woes didn't last very long. By 2017, only two years after losing that court case, 50 was actually able to pay off his entire 22 million dollar debt five years early. So if you think 50's broke, 50 ain't broke. But how the hell did 50 suddenly get all of this money to pay these debts? 50 didn't just go bankrupt from losing the sex tape case, he'd also been in and out of court with Sleep Audio based on a dispute around the SMS Audio Headphones deal he had going on. 50 had originally partnered with Sleek to engineer the headphones, but he later left them and ended up doing a deal with somebody else. Sleek sued him and won and 50 ended up owing 17 million dollars for the devopment of these headphones. Add that to the outstanding amount that he had to pay Brooke for the sex tape lawsuit.
In December 2016, 50 actually won a court case against the lawyers who represented him in the original Sleek Audio case that he lost, by winning that case against his lawyers, he got 14 and a half million dollars which he then combined with his own funds of 8.3 million dollars to basically pay off the entire outstanding debt and get out of bankruptcy. Off the hill from that win, he decided to sue his lawyers from his sex tape case as well, specifically he argues that they failed to interview Rick Ross about leaking the sex tape himself before 50 did. There was actually a conflict of interest between an old lawyer that 50 had in 2004 and Rick Ross's current lawyer. As far as I can tell, that court case is currently unresolved but what I could find was that 50 is looking for 32 million dollars for this case. Though 50 beat bankruptcy, we can all assume that he learned his lesson, and he will never leak a sex tape ever again.
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kristxphervc · 2 years
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@vcxxangel : &when boredom strikes, they come to play
there’s just something deeply morbid about two grown men who are so bored out of their minds that they find the slightest bit of entertainment in watching the life drain out of someone’s eyes.
it started with a text. something like: hey what are you doing, and then a nothing, im so fucking bored that i could go for a bloodbath right about now. call it their homicidal tendencies, or whatever you wanna fucking to label it as. but the next thing you know, it’s the smell of blood in asphalt, mixed with the leftover rain from the day before and the sounds of someone's last breath against the bustling busy streets. no, they’re not two big idiots who are killing someone in broad daylight in front of everyone to see. they’re two big idiots who are killing a few someones in the back alleyway of some abandoned buildings, away from prying eyes. they’ve got a reputation to uphold. they can’t just be killin’ people left and right and getting caught by the fuzz. 
now, kristopher wasn’t usually the type to join in on a massacre, usually just orders some of his men to do the hit. but today is a special day. today, he’s accompanying angel. how can he ever turn down an invitation to get blood on his hands? 
“i’m fuckin’ tellin ya,” kristopher starts, “i really did see these two bitches the other day get popped in the head by their pimp for not making enough money that night.” 
this is something casual for them. so casual that they’re having a conversation mid killing. kristopher has one hand on this dude’s neck while his right knee rests on the guy’s stomach, leaning in his full weight to keep him down. 
“i’d never shoot you in the face if i was pimpin’ you out on the corners,” he laughs, fully joking. “mostly because i know you’d be racking up bundles of cash.” the demon all the while is using his free fist to land a couple of punches. it leaves the man beneath him with a dislocated jaw and a broken nose. 
“you’re fucking kidding,” he spits out, hand reaching for the knife strapped to his ankle beneath his pants. why he chose to wear a fucking suit to a brawl is beyond anyone. gotta look sharp all day and every day because you never know what kind of lemons life will throw at ya, is the stupid motto he goes by. “you got blood on my white cuffs, dipshit!,” he gripes, taking the said knife and plunging it into the dude’s jugular. blood sputters everywhere, and to his annoyance, some on him.  the guy is coughing, and coughing, and coughing up so much blood it makes kristopher laugh. “just how much blood do you have left to spare?” he pulls his knife out, wiping it clean on the man’s bloodied shirt, “anyways, like i was saying, i got bored so i chased down that pimp and devoured his soul.” finally he gets up, dusting off his clothes. “shoulda seen the look on his face. it was priceless.”
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adriandsushi · 6 years
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Story Time with Adrian!
Fasten your dicks, guys. I got another story for ya.
So, I work at a pizza joint. Been there for a short spell now and in my time, I’ve seen some shit, lemme tell you.
The best thing I’ve ever not witnessed was the following, told to me by a coworker.
So mid-week last week, this bicycle turns up. By the dumpster and shed. Completely hidden from view of the back door. This bike sat there for at least three days.
Tuesday night, my coworker (we shall call him thing 1) comes running in with one of his friends, Lorax. ‘We are gonna take this bike and pimp it out’
Okay? Okay.
The next night. We are super busy. About 15 pizzas behind. Five or six tables. Chaos.
This kid comes in. He’s jittery and just full panic. So my friend goes over and says ‘how can I help you?’
This kid loses all of his marbles. ‘My bike. My bike. It was here. My friend. This bike is really expensive. It was a gift. I need my bike.’
Well. Tits.
‘Yeah, it was there.’ How do you say my Pizza children took that bike home to pimp it out?
This kid leaves his name and number. He gave us a fake name btw, but I guess I can’t judge him for that because hypocrisy is one of my faults.
Thing two, the brother of thing one, is having a calm, hysterical laugh. As one does when one’s brother has fucked up irreparably.
They step into the office and thing two calls his brother. ‘Hey man, that kid is looking for his bike.’
Silence. Because thing one and Lorax have spray painted this bicycle black and neon orange, added pegs. Decked this dude out. Pimpin.
Thing one and Lorax proceed to frantically scrub the half dried paint off of this now stolen bicycle.
Thing two has a sudden realization. This bike. Is in. His front yard. If this kid walks by and sees this bike, it’s going to be less funny and more stabby.
More panic insues. Lorax decides that he’s gonna take the bike back under the cover of darkness.
Good idea.
Nope.
Lorax decides to ride this stolen bike down the busiest street in town at 8:30 at night while an unstable teenager is frantically searching all over Gods green earth for it.
This kid jumps out of a moving car at 8:30 at night for this emergency un-pimped bicycle with streaked paint and new pegs.
Lorax hands it over and simply says ‘I just found it, here you go.’
Now, you are probably just like: Adrian, come on. Where is this going?
There are two things you need to know.
1.) My coworkers at work were covering up a crime while the big boss was sitting about 15 feet away.
2.) When asked for more information on the kids fake name, thing two shrugs and says ‘he got kicked out of school last week for trying to stab someone’.
So I get home and text my brother. (Not the twin, the younger one) ‘hey, do you know this kid?’ Typically when I ask that, it’s followed by: should I hire them?
My brother promptly calls me to tell me that if I hire him, I need to be prepared to quit my job and watch the massacre that follows. ‘But, actually, don’t. Because all my friends work there and if you get them killed, I’ll be a little bummed and you’ll ruin the holidays again, so don’t.’
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cryinggameff · 7 years
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Sixty One
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Randi
Cayden and I were in a really good place since my last therapy session and we had been talking about a lot of things over the last 2 weeks. I guess my opening up and emotional display when I came home had really made him feel some way because he had been telling me a lot about his childhood and things that made him the way he was.
We sat in the car driving to the mall because I wanted a dress to wear to the club for some event Cole and Ty were having. I sat in the passenger seat with my hand on the console and his over mine.
“So tell me about you and Ty stealing cars as kids,” I said, looking over and smiling at him. He laughed.
“God, we were idiots. We made hella money doing that though. Most of my elementary and high school I was doing that. This random OG worked in a car shop I used to walk past on my way to school. Well pretending to walk to school. He’d see me ditch my bag once I made it past the block and go off to do whatever reckless shit for the day,” he said.
“You didn’t go to school?” I asked.
“Nah, I hated it. Never understood what was happening in class,” he shrugged.
“But you’re smart Cay,” I was confused.
“It wasn’t that, I just ain’t pay attention. All I wanted was to either play ball or kick it with my homies. Ty didn’t go to my school and he was my best friend, so I think that made it worse.”
“Awe you missed him,” I giggled. He kissed his teeth. “Ok so the guy at the car shop.”
“Yeah, so he seen me, then one day he stopped me and asked where I was going everyday. I said no where, then he asked if I wanted to put my time into something profitable. Being the young pimpin I was, I was like aight. Told Ty, and that’s how we ended up brining in cars for him,” he finished the story. I raised my brows.
“So your mom didn’t know what you was doing?”
“No. Trey didn’t even know for a while,” he laughed after that.
“What?” I grinned looking up at his amused face.
“I just remembered how he beat my ass when he found out. He said he didn’t want me doing all that, even though the nigga was balls deep in the drug game,” he explained.
“He wanted to protect you.” I understood that. Cay nodded. “Trey sounds like he was a really good brother.”
“He was,” he looked away and out the windshield to the long line of backed up cars in front of us. We had been stuck in traffic for over an hour but I didn’t mind.
“Does it still make you sad to talk about him?” I asked, squeezing his hand. He shook his head.
“Not so much now. 2,3, years ago, ya. But it’s ok now. ‘Course I wish he was here. But he’s gone and he ain’t coming back, nothing I can do,” his face didn’t reveal much.
“I wish that for you too,” I said. I lifted our hands and kissed the back of his. He glanced over at me and smirked.
“I love you,” he said.
“I love you more,” I said, digging through my bag with my free hand.
“What are you looking for?” He asked, glancing at the rear view mirror.
“Food,” I said.
“We should be there soon now. We’re the next exit,” he said. My stomach growled in response.
“Hopefully I make it,” I said, opening a candy I’d found.
“We stopped at McDonald’s on our way here mama,” he said.
“So what are you trying to say,” I said, closing my bag and folding my hands.
“Nothing. Hey look at that dog in the car next to us,” he changed the subject.
“Don’t get any idea’s,” I said.
“Come on, we should get one. They’re so cute,” he said.
“They are cute, but I know you’d get one and I’d end up doing everything,” I narrowed my eyes. He chuckled.
“All you gotta do is walk it,” he said.
“And pick up it’s poo. Nah I can’t do dog shit. I can change diapers, wipe a bum or 2” I said without thinking and there was a brief silence. It wasn’t an awkward silence. The tension between us was hard to explain. The way he looked at me made my knees weak and I couldn’t look away so that didn’t help.
“You can put diapers on the dog,” he said.
“You know how expensive diapers are?” I laughed “ if I’m buying them there better be a human baby involved.”
“Good point,” he said, changing lanes to exit. I looked out the window. I could see the mall from where we were.
In the mall we went into several stores looking for a white dress since the theme was all white.
“This feels like shopping for my wedding dress all over again,” I said as Cayden zipped me into a dress. I turned around to face him and he was cheesing.
“You looked sexy as hell in that dress,” he said.
“I liked seeing you in a suit,” i said, placing my hands on his chest.
“Maybe we should get married again,” he suggested. I laughed.
“I barely survived the first wedding, I was so nervous. Can’t do that again,” I said, playing with the hair at the back of his neck.
“You got over it though,” he said.
“Yeah, when I saw your face it went away,” i recalled the exact moment.
“Aweee,” he said, imitating a female voice. I rolled my eyes.
“Lucky I like you,” I mumbled.
“I like you too I guess,” he shrugged. I pulled away to look in the mirror. “And I like this one,” he said.
“It makes me look wide,” I frowned at the mirror. He shook his head.
“Nah it’s good,” he assured me. “Your boobs look big, you always like that,” he shrugged.
“They do don’t they,” I turned to the side peeping the cleavage. “Ok I’ll get it.”
I went back into the change room and closed the door to get back in to my own clothes.
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Ty drove up to Dallas to pick me up Saturday morning after my first week at training camp. I low key missed everybody but particularly him. He insisted on me coming back for the weekend since I had no training and he wanted to throw some kind of party or whatever which was dope. We were on some couple shit for real this time so i guess he wasn’t worried about going out together and everyone knowing what was really going down. Now that he was out of the closet as gay…or bi…or whatever he classified himself as.
We were packing up the car with my few things and were about to hit the road.
“You say bye to your little friends?” He asked. I scoffed.
“You’re jealous aren’t you?” I guessed. “All these buff football niggas.”
“Only if you give me a reason to be,” he shrugged.
“That’s not my type anyway,” I said, locking the door to my apartment. We went down the stairs to the car.
“What is your type?” He asked several minutes later. I shrugged.
“Lanky niggas like you,” I said with a smirk. He didn’t think it was funny, but what was new.
We stopped for food at Buffalo Wild Wings before going to Ty’s place because we were both starving. Our wings came and we ate them while watching the golden state game that was on the TV.
“So i been wondering,” i said, starting on something that had been on my mind for a while.
“Yeah,” he said, eyes on the Tv above.
“How was it being with girls before?” I made my tone casual. He shrugged.
“Good,” he said, “it was never nothing serious, just fucked with some chicks.”
“Whats better? Being with a dude or a chick?” i chuckled but it was a bit nervous honestly. I thought about the fact that, for most of his life, Ty had been interested in girls quite a lot. Not gonna lie, it made me insecure because unlike me, he was actually attracted to women as well, and i wasn’t sure where that left me. I had to worry about him looking both ways. All this shit was why in the past i didnt take things past hookups. He looked from the TV to me and looked unusually serious.
“It aint even about that,” he said. “Being with you is better, and not because you a dude. Because you’re you,” he said. That was just about the most, lovey dovey, romantic or whatever you wanna call it, thing anyone had ever said to me. I didnt have anything to say back, i was just surprised. “Better not tell anyone i said that soft ass shit.” I grinned.
“Bet,” i said. He nodded and turned back to the TV.
When we got to Ty’s place we somehow ended up making out as soon as we stepped through the doors. We stumbled down the hallway and to his bedroom, knocking things down the whole way there. I pulled away to grab his shirt and pulled it up over his arms. I liked his tattoos a lot. I had a few but the full chest and arms looked good on him. He gripped my neck and pulled me back in to put his lips on mine. We were at the foot of the bed so i pushed him back and he fell on to the bed. I leaned over him and put my mouth to his chest. I trailed down his stomach slowly. His phone started ringing then. He didnt make a move to get it so i went on to unbutton his jeans. I got them down to his knees and then the phone went off again.
“You gon get that?” i said, looking up at him. He was biting his lip which was adorable but id never tell him that.
“Fuck that,” he said, voice hoarse. I chuckled and continued the trail of kisses until i reached my final destination and Ty’s teeth quickly sank back into his lip. I wanted to show him how i felt about him after what he said at the restaurant and i wasn’t the best with words. From the look on his face i was pretty sure this would do.
We were laying in the bed chilling for a while after, catching our breath and everything. Ty’s phone was ringing again so i told him to just get it. I got up and put my boxers on, making my way to the kitchen to get bottles of water. When i came back he was talking to someone.
“They came to yo crib?” He sounded pretty heated. There wa silence for a bit. “You think they actually got anything?”
I handed him the bottle and he took it. I sat down beside him.
“Aight well keep me posted. We’ll discuss it tonight at the club. Aight,” he said, then hung up.
“Cayden?” i guessed. He nodded. “Everything okay?”
“Some shit may be going down. But we handling it,” he said. I nodded understanding. I had been around the game enough to understand and not bother asking too many questions.
“Im sure yall gon handle it,” i said simply.
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After taking Randi to get all her stuff at the mall we drove back home to just chill because we were tired of going around. She went to the closet to go and try all her stuff on all over again and do whatever other shit. I changed into some shorts and grabbed my headphones.
“Im gonna go workout in the basement,” i said.
“Ok,” she said. “I might be gone when you done. Gotta stop by the shop for a quick minute and sign some stuff for Jada and China.”
“Aight. Let me know if you want me to take you,” grabbed a towel from the hamper.
“K, thanks,”
I turned and left the bedroom. When i got downstairs i did a bit of cardio on the treadmill to get a good sweat going before i did any lifting. My weights were all out of order because Randi ass be using my shit and got no respect to put things back the way she found them.
About 30 minutes into my workout i heard the doorbell going off upstairs.
“I got it!” Randi yelled. I hadnt been sure she was still home. I assumed she’d called somebody over. I continued lifting my weights.
A few minutes later heavy footsteps came down the stairs and Randi was walking, no storming, towards me. Her face wasn’t a happy one. I raised a brow. She pointed at my headphones so took them off. She handed me a piece of paper. 'Detective James Smith, FBI’. My body stiffened and my face went blank. The feds had showed up at my door and talked to Randi. I was livid. I tore the card and gave it back to her.
“Should i be worried?” she asked. I shook my head.
“No,” i said. She glared at me until i got up from the bench. “Im handling it,” i said. She gave me some side eye but i guess she believed me because she didnt blow up.
“Better be,” she said.
“What they want?” 
“They just asked questions. Some bullshit about suspicious cars in the neighbourhood. They wanted to come inside.”
“What you say to them?” i asked.
“That i had no idea what they were talking about and you weren’t home,” she said in a 'duh’ tone.
“You lied?” I said, surprised, “to the feds?”
“Yeah,” she said in the same tone.
“You didnt have to lie for me,” i said simply, “i dont want you involved in this.”
“Thats the stupidest thing you’ve ever said,” her voice was full with rage. My brows came together in confusion. I expected she’d swoon over the fact that i was doing everything to protect her. “Of course im gonna lie for your ass,” she threw the pieces of paper in my face. “I love you, you idiot. Don’t you get it?”
I did get it, and i should have known she would do everything to stick by my side and ride for me. I was willing to go down for her and she was ready to do the same. But i couldn’t have that.
“I know,” i said, understanding. “Its all gonna be over in a few days. I just gotta deal with someone and its all not gonna matter anymore.”
“Okay,” she said, mouth in a deep set frown. I grabbed her waist with one hand.
“I love you lil mama,” i said, “thats my focus, it always is,” i assured her. I used my other hand to grip her chin and pull her into a deep kiss. The kind that made her close her eyes and forget where she was. She put her hands on my arms to support herself.
“I love you too,” she said breathlessly. Seems i had avoided this argument.
“You still wanna go out tonight?” i asked. She sighed.
“Yeah, lets go. I wanna be there for Cole, we just fixed things,” she said. I nodded understanding.
Later into the night we were in the car headed to the club for Ty and Cole’s event. I had on some while jeans and a white t shirt with my chain. Randi had on the dress that we had bought earlier that day, and i swear i didnt remember it being that short but maybe it just felt that way now that i could see niggas standing outside the club waiting to get in. I pulled into a parking spot and parked the car. She pulled the mirror down to fix her lip gloss. I watched her put it on.
“I cant see, how is it?” she said, turning to me. I took my thumb and wiped the little bit that was on the side of her lips.
“Good,” i said. She smiled. I opened my door and got out to go around to her side. I opened the door for her and she grabbed my hand to get out. We walked towards the entrance and i looked around. Ty was supposed to pull up any minute and we were gonna talk about what had happened. I saw him talking to the bouncers at the front of the line. He saw us and nodded. The bouncer opened up the rope so we could skip the line.
“Go inside, ill be there in a minute,” i said to Randi.
“Ok,” she said, letting go of my arm. The bouncer opened the door and i watched her go inside. Ty dapped me up and we stepped off to the side.
“So whats the deal. I thought we paid everyone off. Who talked?” He said. I shook my head.
“We did. Its not one of our guys. Apparently they got a witness who saw the deal going down. Thats all they got on the case. We deal with them, they got nothing to go on,” I said, pulling a blunt out from my pocket.  I lit it and put it between my lips.
“So you wanna kill them?” He asked. I shook my head no.
“Nah, thats messy. They’d be on us quick, and people would look for that person. They just trying to make a buck, theres a cash reward. We just gotta give them i better deal and i guarantee they gon suddenly forget what they saw,” i said, taking a long drag from the blunt. Ty took it and took a hit.
“If you think thats best,” he said. “I wouldn’t mind offing them.”
“Neither would i, but we gotta be smart about it. Can’t get trigger happy.”
“And thats why you in charge not me,” he chuckled. “You be thinking about shit.” i shrugged.
“Red taught me a thing or 2, before he lost his mind,” i mumbled. He nodded.
“Aight,” he handed me the blunt. “Im going in,” he said.
“Imma finish this, be there in a minute,” i said. He went back to the bouncer who let him in.
I was smoking my blunt for a few minutes just thinking when Ty came back out, jogging towards me.
“Yo,” he said. “Better come get yo girl,” he said. My brows came together. What kind of trouble could Randi of all people have gotten into at a club. I put out my blunt. We opened the doors and went inside the club. It was packed. Ty led the way towards the back and i followed. We made it to the bar where i saw Randi, China and Jada standing close together. They were definitely ready to pop off. They were facing another group of a few girls in what could only be a stare down. The other girl was in some skimpy bra and shorts outfit with curly black hair. She had tattoos all over and stood a good bit over Randi. Honestly looking her over i didn’t like Randi’s odds of winning whatever this was. I wasn’t sure what had happened. On the outskirts of the little brawl i saw Cole. I nodded at him.
“Whats going on?” i asked.
“Some chick came sideways at Randi, threw her drink her at her,” he said. I saw the stain on Randi’s white dress. I wasn’t sure what she was gonna do, she was saying something to the girl. I pushed through the few people around them to get behind the wall her and the girls had formed.
“What’s good Randi?” i said. She looked back at me and i saw rage in her eyes.
“Stay out of this Cayden, i got it” she said, walking forward. I looked around for a minute. The guys looked to me to see if they should intervene. Most of my niggas were here and could easily start something. They all would for Randi too since she was my wife. We couldn’t really post up on a chick though so I just shook my head telling them to leave it.
“So what you gonna do?” I asked, standing close behind her.
“Imma just tell her she got me fucked up,” she said. I nodded hesitantly. I got the idea that there was no convincing her to back down now.
Randi walked up to the girl and she crossed her arms. The music was so loud i couldn’t hear what they were saying to each other but it was pretty obvious they were cursing and all that. The girl stepped up to Randi but she didn’t even flinch despite the fact that the other girl was taller. Something was said and Randi snatched the girl’s hair. That’s when things went downhill. I was too stunned by this side of Randi to even do anything. They fell to the ground and I couldn’t see much other than them rolling all over the place. Randi got on top, sitting on the girl’s chest and the girl swiped at Randi. People had gathered now to watch the scene.
“Fuck!” She screamed, and that’s when we moved foward. I had to push past the little crowd that had formed so it took me a while to get to her. By the time I got there, Randi had a knife in her hand and positioned at the girl’s neck.
“Randi!” I shouted, getting her attention. “Give it to me.”
“The bitch cut me,” she yelled, still holding the knife.
“You got her too,” I said pointing at the slash on her collar, “she got the message, right?” I asked the girl who nodded quickly. Randi paused then handed me the knife. She got up off the girl who scrambled up off the floor and quickly ran away with her friends close behind her. Randi fixed her dress and turned to face me.
“Cayden, we gotta bounce,” Pat said, “before the popo pull up.” I nodded and grabbed Randi’s arm as well as collected her friends, then headed for the exit.
“Yall go home, I’ll take the girls back,” Pat offered outside the club. I nodded and told him thanks then pulled a still angry Randi to the car. I opened the door and pushed her inside.
We were dead silent the whole ride home. I didn’t really know what to say, and she was mad, i guess at me, so she was giving silent treatment. When i pulled up to the driveway and parked the car i turned to look at her. I was pretty livid that she had acted like that honestly. She opened her door and got out so i did the same. We got in the house and upstairs to the room. She sat on the bed, touching her arm that had gotten cut. I felt a little bit of guilt then.
“I shouldn’t have let you fight that chick,” I said, looking at her arm. “Since when do you get into fights anyway?” I asked, my voice raised.
“That dumb bitch started it,” she mumbled, dabbing her shoulder. I went to the bathroom and grabbed some stuff to clean it. I handed her some cotton balls.
“So you really had to jump her?” I asked, still in shock. Really Randi had started the physical part of the fight. Though the girl escalated it with the knife.
“Yeah. Then she shanked me, so i had to finish it. You always getting into fights with people, why can’t i?”
“So you was really gon kill her?” I asked, talking about before I called her off. She shrugged. I sighed, and wrapped her arm with a bandage. I thought about her sitting on that girl and ready to cut her like she was in a movie. I was angry but also kind of amused. I felt my face relaxing a little bit into a smirk. That was some shit i would do.  "So you think you a gangster now or what?“
"I been a gangster,” she said, side eyeing me. I chuckled.
“Nah it don’t count until you catch a body, or at least some battle wounds,” I said. She pointed to the arm that I had just bandaged. I laughed.
“That small thing,” I scoffed.
“I would have caught a body if you hadnt interrupted.” She rolled her eyes. I grabbed her chin and looked at her.
“On a serious note. You can’t go around fighting people Randi. You gonna get hurt, she could have had a gun. And you wont be catching any bodies, ever. Thats not the type of shit i need my wife doing. Don’t do dumb shit just because I do it,” I said, looking her in the eyes to show I was dead ass.
“That wasn’t why Cayden. I would have fought her either way. I don’t regret it,” she said. I nodded.
“Well, you handled yourself well. I can’t lie, I’m a little proud of you. Maybe there’s a little street in you after all.” I smiled. She grinned and kissed me.
“How am I gonna explain this to my parents?” She asked suddenly. I grabbed all the stuff we had used.
“That’s your business. That’s what happens when you jump people,” I teased, going to put everything away in the bathroom and clean my hands.
“You’re exaggerating i did not jump her,” she said. When i was back in the room i gave her doubtful eyes.
“Aight miss world star.”
“Whatever. Come help me take my shoes off,” she said, laying back on the bed. I went and grabbed her legs, taking her heels off.
“You want some advil?” i asked. She shook her head.
“Just come lay with me,” she said. I got on the bed and spooned her from behind. I wrapped my arms around her waist and rested my hands on her stomach.
“Better?” i asked. She nodded. I kissed her head. I loved my crazy ass wife.
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