#source: Shrek 2

[waterfire1848]

[ After Aang saves Azula's life. ] Azula: Stop, Avatar! I have misjudged you. Aang: Join the club. We’ve got jackets. Azula: On my honor, I am obliged to accompany you until I have saved your life as you have spared me mine. Zuko: I’m sorry the position of reformed Fire Nation royal has already been taken. Let’s go, guys!…Guys? Azula: 🥺 Zuko: Guys!! Sokka: Let’s keep her. Zuko: Say what?!? Katara: Come on, Zuko. Zuko: Ugh!!

#incorrect quotes #source: Shrek 2 #azula #Aang #zuko #katara #sokka #toph beifong

[oneshoulderangel]

I don’t know why…but this scene from le morte de Arthur just reminds me so much of that one moment in shrek 2, so enjoy the really rough sketch.

Like this has to be one of the weirdest days of Arthur’s life so far.

Pellinore is somehow the character I find the funniest through no fault of his own.

#shoulderangelcomics #arthurian legend #arthuriana #incorrect arthurian quotes #king arthur #king pellinore #source: shrek 2 #seriously what is up with this guy #rough sketch #listen…you have no idea how hard I tried to make the horse look good #it was a stuggle man #have pity on me

[movietimegirl]

Spider: *Pop*

Quaritch:

Spider: *Pop*

Quaritch:

Spider: *Pop*

Quaritch: Oh! For five minutes.

Quaritch: Could you not be yourself…for FIVE minutes?!

...

Spider:...*Pop*

Quaritch: Gah!! Are we there yet?!

Wainfleet: Yes!

Spider: Oh, Finally!

#avatar the way of water #spider socorro #miles quaritch #lyle wainfleet #Avatar 2 #Spider is terrorizing the RDA #incorrect quotes #incorrect avatar quotes #source: shrek 2

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Wade: What about my rights?! No one said “you have the right to remain silent”!

Y/N: Wade, you HAVE the right to remain silent. What you lack is the capacity.

#source: shrek 2 #wade wilson #deadpool #deadpool incorrect quotes #wade wilson x reader #deadpool x reader #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #avengers #avengers incorrect quotes

[sweetpeaches666]

Shockwave, in his Longarm disguise: But look at me! Look what I've done for him.

Megatron: It's for you to stop living a fairytale, Shockwave. He's an Autobot... and you're a Deception. That is something no amount of disguise is ever going to change.

Shockwave, looking at Bumblebee and his friends through a window: But... I love him.

Megatron: If you really love him... you'll let him go.

#transformers #transformers animated #tfa #tf shockwave #tfa shockwave #tf bumblebee #tfa bumblebee #megatron #tfa megatron #shockbee #source: shrek 2 #incorrect quotes

[totallycorrectsailormoonquotes]

That's right, I'm dangerous AND cute!

Sailor Chibi Moon

#sailor moon #incorrect sailor moon #sailor chibi moon #source: shrek 2

[angelofthenight]

Jervis: Don’t you worry, I will always be here to make sure no one bothers you.

You: Jervis.

Jervis: Yes, (y/n)?

You: You’re bothering me!

#source: shrek 2 #gotham imagine #incorrect gotham quotes #gotham incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #reader insert #gotham x reader #gotham #jervis tetch x reader #jervis tetch

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Wei Wuxian, sitting in a Wen prison cell: What about my Miranda rights? You’re supposed to say “I have the right to remain silent”! NOBODY SAID I HAD THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT!!!

Jiang Cheng, sitting next to him: You have the right to remain silent, what you lack is the capacity.

#source: shrek 2 #incorrect mdzs #incorrect quotes #mdzs #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mo dao zu shi #wei wuxian #jiang cheng #twin dumbasses of yunmeng #twin prides of yunmeng

[streets-in-paradise]

*a few hours after the fellowship leaves Rivendel*

Pippin: Are we there yet?

Boromir: No.

Legolas: Not yet.

Pippin: Okay. Are we there yet?

Legolas: No.

*Going through Caradhras*

Pippin: Are we there yet?

Aragorn: No!

Pippin: Are we there... yet?

Gandalf: Yes.

Pippin: Really?

Gandalf: NO!

*at the gates of Moria*

Pippin: Are we there yet?!

Gimli: No!

Pippin: Are we there yet?!

Aragorn: No, we are not!

Pippin: ARE WE THERE YET?!?!

Aragorn and Legolas: NO!!!!!!

#source: Shrek 2 #has this been done yet? #lotr incorrect quotes #fellowship of the ring #pippin took #peregrin took #boromir #legolas #aragorn #gandalf #gimli #lord of the rings incorrect quotes #lord of the rings #lotr #lord of the rings: the fellowship of the ring

[incorrectgbafequotes]

#fire emblem #fe7 #elibe #hector #sonia #nergal #eliwood #despite nergal not appearing and eliwood not saying anything #incorrect quotes #source: shrek 2 #you know we're back when i have to open up my photo editor of choice to make one of these #long post

[cyber-streak-2]

*Post LL*

Misfire, about Krok: Look, he’s not wanting to see anybody today. Okay?

Anode: That’s okay, buddy. We’re from the union.

Misfire: The union?

Lug: We represent Cybertronians in all organizations, both evil and benign.

Misfire: Oh, alright.

Anode: Are you feeling at all degraded or oppressed?

Misfire: A little, yeah. We don’t even have dental.

Anode, softly, to Lug: They don’t even have dental.

#transformers incorrect quotes #source: Shrek 2 #Misfire #Krok #The Scavengers #Anode #Lug #MTMTE #mtmte #ll #With Novafire-is-thinking

[waterfire1848]

Sera: Don't tell me you actually thought things would work out. She's the the First Woman and you're an angel. That's something no amount of dreams or believing is ever going to change. Lucifer: But...I love her. Sera: If you really love her, you'll let her go.

#incorrect quotes #source: shrek 2 #sera #hazbin hotel sera #lucifer #lilith #lucifer morningstar #lilith morningstar #lucifer x lilith #hazbin hotel

[ladymiraclewings]

[In the Human Realm in S3] Gus Porter: I don't wanna die! I don't wanna die! Oh, sweet mother of Titan of mercy! I'm melting! I'm melting!! Luz Noceda: It’s just the rain, Gus.

#the owl house #the owl house incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #gus #gus porter #luz noceda #luz #toh incorrect quotes #source: shrek 2

[movietimegirl]

Spider: Are we there yet?

Quaritch: Yes.

Spider: Really?

Quaritch: NO!

#avatar the way of water #spider socorro #miles quaritch #avatar 2 #source: shrek 2 #Spider is getting I Miles last nerves

[perfectly-princely-emo-nightmare]

Remus, sitting in a prison cell: What about my Miranda rights? You’re supposed to say “I have the right to remain silent”! NOBODY SAID I HAD THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT!!!

Janus, sitting next to him: You have the right to remain silent. What you lack is the capacity.

#source: shrek 2 #incorrect quotes #incorrect sanders sides #sanders sides #remus sanders #janus sanders #dukeceit

[sweetpeaches666]

(What should have happened in Rock Bottom.)

Megatron: Starscream, you forced me to do something I really don't want to do.

Starscream: Where are we?

Alien robot waitress: Well hi there. Welcome to Robo's Big Bot. May I take your order?

Megatron: My diet is ruined! I hope you're happy.

#transformers #transformers prime #tfp #megatron #tfp megatron #starscream #tfp starscream #source: shrek 2 #incorrect quotes