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~Staycations~
Hey y'all! I know I haven't been writing regularly since the new year, but I wanted to share one reason why with you all: I had a staycation!
Now many of you will have different understandings of what a staycation means, such as staying at home all week, reading, playing games, have at home spa days, etc. Well, I did do all of that and more, but stepped up by going to a hotel for a weekend!
It was so nice to just escape my place for those few days; I was getting annoyed at my inability to clean my room, organize my life, and I was starting to get more annoyed living with my sister as tensions were high and awkward for a while. Finally escaping all of that negative energy was a blessing. I got to sleep in a king sized bed and literally one half of the bed was full of my favourite hobbies, the other half was for me to sleep, prop myself up to watch tv, and relax. I finally got back into reading after not reading regularly since I read the Song of Achilles back in November of 2022. I played more Animal Crossing finally after being super focused on Pokemon Violet and enjoyed the island life again while being cozy in a robe on a cozy bed. I even watched normal television after being on YouTube, Twitch, Netflix, and Discovery+ for so long and man, commercials really are still super cringey aren't they. xD What made this staycation even better was the hotel had a deal with the Denny's nearby to have a discount for hotel guests- now I stayed at hotels before where we would only get a one-time use voucher for one day....but this was different, you could have all three meals there and have the discount every time you ate... so Denny's became my best friend during that weekend- especially the Saturday I was there... I had not ate much that day as I still had to deal with some real life things, so I didn't have dinner until 11pm... but they were open, they were kind, and even gave me a full order of nachos for half price. Something so kind and something they did not have to do, but I really appreciated it. The last part of this vacation that I really liked was that they had a hot tub and pool there. I was a bit uncomfortable there as the pool and hot tub were quite small...and with the pandemic still on-going, I had to really work at keeping myself distant from the litlte kids and adults around me, but once I had that hot tub to myself? Oooooh baby. I needed it as I had fucked up my shoulder moving furniture around a meeting room for Toastmasters. I ignored those fears for the 20 minutes I was allowed in the hot tub and just felt so much better. A great way to end the staycation, completely relaxed, well-read, well-gamed, and enjoying the silly tv dramas I enjoy like 90 Day Fiance, Sister Wives, and Love in Paradise- yes I am that kind of person ha.
Why I wanted to share about my staycation is to honestly encourage others to just take some time for themselves. I hated everything around me at one point in my own home and knew I needed a change of scenery. Most people would travel somewhere or go see friends, but I did not have that option this time around, so just a simple change of scenery, other people cooking for me, and getting back into hobbies I had long dropped was the best way for me to reclaim myself, find some joy again, and even just rest a lot more than I had been able too for weeks. Find a nice cheap hotel in your city with a decent free breakfast, and you will be surprised at how well that can reset your mindset, mood, and come back to your place with more love and acceptance than how you may currently feel about it.
Staycations are the best- I plan on having another one in a few months, hopefully you all will have one for yourself in your own ways soon!
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93cnicole · 22 days
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"Staycation Vibes"
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sierraa13 · 2 years
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Spontaneous hiking trip ☀️🥾
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Turner Falls, Davis Oklahoma
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joebustillos · 1 year
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JBB’S DRP For 4/27/23: Travel or Stay Home?
2003-08-07 Golden Gate Bridge pano We’re less than a month away from the beginning of the summer break. Time for some summer planning. Does you and your family normally take off for the summer or stay home and chill? Please share your stories.
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bbina · 2 months
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there was only a day left til the staycation at anton’s villa comes to an end. everyone was tired from the past few days of activities (the hike, the campfire, and the beach day) everyone all collectively decide they’d spend the last two days just indoors. right now everyone was just in their respective rooms, starting to pack to return back to seoul in the next following days
you lay in bed, staring at the ceiling, reflecting on everything that has happened in your life for the past week. first, sungchan gets a girlfriend, that of which he didn’t even tell you. second, wonbin, out of all people is your ”fake” boyfriend that you accidentally dragged into your own mess out of spite. you wondered if everything would be different if you didn’t slip up. maybe, just maybe you didn’t feel the need to drag wonbin into this mess. maybe if you just accepted–
your little train of thought gets interrupted when you hear soft knocks at your door.
“come in” you say, sitting up from your bed. it was probably wonbin
wonbin comes in with a small smile on his face. “brought my guitar like you said” he smiles, letting himself in your room and closing the door
wonbin starts to sit on the ground when you stop him
“sit here instead” you say, patting on the empty space next to you on the bed
wonbin’s eyes widens. before he can say anything you insist on letting him sit next to you.
“you’re acting like we didn’t just act like a couple the whole day” you tease, tugging on the sleeve of his hoodie, pulling him on the bed. all day you've done nothing but hang out with wonbin in front of the guys. being all clingy with him and all that funky shit couples do
“oh shut up” wonbin rolls his eyes, plopping down right next to you.
you give him a small smile, watching him strum his guitar to some songs. unintentionally setting the mood in the room
you can hear wonbin softly humming along to the songs he’s playing. it makes your heart skip a beat. you rapidly shake your head, mentally slapping yourself for even thinking of wonbin in such way.
“so..?” wonbin starts, breaking the silence, putting away his guitar as he couldn’t handle the quietness in the room anymore. not especially when it’s from you. the girl that usually bothers him and yaps all day. wonbin did not like the fact that for once you were quiet
“what’s on your mind?” he asks, placing his arms behind his head as he stares directly at your eyes
“why do you always assume i got a lot in my mind?”
“because most of the time when no one’s looking it looks like you’re going through a lot of things” wonbin points out in a joking matter. “unless you’re just all no thoughts head empty”
you let out a little gasp and grab your stuffed animal that you brought to the trip and threw it at him.
“rude!”
“i’m kidding!”
you start contemplating if it was even worth mentioning that you finally feel sorry for yourself when all you could’ve done was to move on. now that he’s here and the trip is seemingly coming to an end, might as well
“i’m really am sorry for dragging you into this, bin” you murmur, turning away from wonbin. wonbin simply raises his brows, surprised by your apology
“i shouldn’t have dragged you into my own mess. now everything is all weird since i think eunseok doesn’t trust me anymore, everyone is acting weird to us and i just.. i’m sorry” you shakily say, putting your hands all over your face to hide it from his gaze.
wonbin sighs and reaches out for your hand. he carefully removes them from your face.
“how many times do i have to tell you, it’s okay. i really don’t mind it at all” wonbin reassures, he starts wondering if this is why you wanted to hang out.
“is this why you wanted to hangout?” he asks
you shake your head no. that’s not exactly the reason. at first you wanted to just chill and have some company but when you were left alone with your thoughts, it just took a whole different turn
“not really. i feel like this whole thing finally caught up with me and.. yeah” you say
wonbin hums, you probably had a lot in mind right now.
“let’s play 21 questions” wonbin suddenly sits up, looking at you with a bright look. this way you can talk things out
“that’s so random?” you quip, 21 questions?
wonbin shrugs, “you seem to have a lot in mind so might as well just ask you a bunch of random shit to get them off your mind”
he’s not wrong. you do have some stuff in mind but whatever. fuck it you ball.
the questions starts easy like what’s your favorite color, favorite childhood memory with eunseok, bucket lists and more. as you both delve deeper into your late-night conversation, you find yourselves exploring intriguing topics that spark laughter, introspection, and even a touch of sarcasm.
“what’s your love language?” wonbin suddenly asks
you gave him a weird look. love language? seriously? that’s his next question after what your embarrassing moment at school was?
“what kind of question is that” you stifle in your laughter. in retrospect, you don’t really know what’s your preferred love language. not that you even have any experiences that would leave you with an answer
“like how do you like receiving love or something.. mine is physical touch and probably words of affirmation” wonbin trails off, trying to think of other things he likes
now that you think about it, wonbin is a little touchy. he always had to be near you or touching you in one way or another. he also communicates a lot with you. always calming down your nerves or when you keep apologizing for the smallest things
“then i like quality time? i don’t know i just like hanging out with people” you shrug, giving up on the question
wonbin nods and continues asking more questions like what’s your favorite animal, your favorite fashion item, luxury brand and more
“okay i just thought about this but don’t get mad okay?” wonbin starts, “in some alternate universe or something, if you and sungchan were to be a couple, do you think you’d be happier?”
that question caught you off guard. you gave wonbin a weird look, “what the fuck is that supposed to mean?”
wonbin holds out his hands in defense, “that’s why i said don’t get mad! but don’t get the wrong idea, i’m just curious”
you start to think about the endless scenarios imaginable if you and sungchan were to date. sure, it’s gonna be a dream but now that you think about it, if you and sungchan were a couple, you don’t think you’d be the person you are now.
“if me and sungchan were to date, i don’t think i’d be here right now” you start laughing, “i mean it would probably be real sweet and all but i’ll never experience shit like this, like being in a fake relationship to get over him” you nudge wonbin
wonbin laughs, “am i supposed to feel flattered?”
“i guess? i mean it’s not all the time you invite yourself to a fake relationship”
“okay next question, if i wasn’t beside you that night at the campfire, who would you have asked to be your fake boyfriend?” wonbin’s full attention was on you at this point. you didn’t expect him to be so curious and talkative about your life
“next question” you dismiss. not because you didn’t want to answer but you didn’t have anyone in mind. hell, you didn’t even know you were gonna bet that desperate to even ask someone in the group to be your fake boyfriend
“oh come on! i know you probably had someone in mind” wonbin boos at your lame answer
you roll your eyes, “that’s because i don’t! i didn’t even think i’d get into a fake relationship that same night!” you defend yourself, “guess you were unlucky enough to sit next to me back there” you poke your tongue at wonbin who laughs at your answer
“you were lucky it was me! i mean, you couldn’t fool everyone if you chose someone else to be your fake boyfriend” wonbin says smugly. if you were to choose between sohee and seunghan, everyone would’ve probably thought you were joking
“and you take pride in that because?” you raise an eyebrow at wonbin who simply shrugs
“because i’m good at playing boyfriend” he winks. you burst out laughing at his response. he wasn’t wrong though. he was good at this whole act. maybe a little too good that it got you rethinking the whole situation
you won’t lie to yourself, wonbin is a good looking guy. he knows how to play the guitar, he knows how to cook, he’s surprisingly good with words, he’s basically the whole package.
wonbin was the perfect candidate for your whole dilemma. he never overstepped the boundaries you placed between the two of you. he never tried taking it to the next level in front of the guys. he respected your wishes and you couldn’t have asked for more
“anyway!” you break the silence, “what question are we on?”
wonbin yawns, “to be honest i don’t know anymore but i have one more question..” wonbin pauses for a moment
“have you ever had your first kiss yet?” wonbin asks. curious of your love life.
“i dont think so..?” you say slowly that it almost came out as a question
wonbin chortles, you let out a small gasp at his reaction. was he making fun of you for not having any action
“what’s with the laugh?! so what if i never had my first kiss yet?” you pout
wonbin wipes a tear from his eyes. finding this whole conversation funny. cute, wonbin thinks to himself as he stares at you longingly.
“laugh all you want but just remember it’s not like i have any guy i could kiss at any moment!” you rambled, feeling embarrassed at the lack of romantic action in your life. damn you eunseok and your tight watch!
“i can teach you if you want” wonbin suddenly blurts out, even surprising himself. you widened your eyes at his sudden offer. wonbin kissing you? what the fuck
you don’t know what came over you but you scooted closer to wonbin. your nose barely touching his cheek. you suddenly jerk your head towards him, startling him in the process. your face was dangerously close to his
“would you really?” you ask, considering his outrageous offer. there was no harm in this right? it’s just a little offer by your fake boyfriend who you’re not supposed to be kissing. fake couples don’t kiss. of course they don’t, but..
wonbin shrugs and you take that as a yes
“this will just be a one time thing and we’ll never EVER talk about this ever again. got it?” you gave wonbin a look as you mentally prepare and brace yourself for what’s about to come.
“fine by me” wonbin nods, also gettng nervous on where this was going. he didn’t expect you’d actually say yes. he was just simply messing around but if you’re okay with it then..
“should i close my eyes?” you ask, already rethinking your choices in life. there was no backing out of this now. what have you gotten yourself into?
“if you’d like..” wonbin trails off. his hands are shaking with the anticipation. why the fuck did he even say he’d teach you if he was nervous himself? wonbin will never know
with a deep breath, your close your eyes.
“alright.. i’m leaning in now” wonbin warns you, just so you know he wasn’t being invasive to your personal bubble. you two did have a rule about keeping an inch of space between you if the guys weren’t around.
your two bodies are now dangerously close to each other. you can feel his breath fanning your face as he hovers over you. wonbin mentally calms himself down by repeatedly thinking that this was just nothing but a friendly kiss. just a friend teaching you, who never had a first kiss
and so your lips touch.
wonbin’s lips lingers for a while, all caught up in the moment. he could be imagining it but it feels like fireworks just went off. this feels so right but so wrong at the same time. you two shouldn’t be doing this. friends don’t normally kiss each other
even if he didn’t want to pull away yet, wonbin had to
“congrats! you just had your first kiss” wonbin claps his hands together awkwardly. feeling shy to face you all of a sudden. you sit there stunned by the whole thing. you just had your first kiss right there. with wonbin at that
his lips were so soft. something you’ll never forget. something you know you’ll be yearning for
wonbin couldn’t sit still with your stunned silence. was it bad? was it a bad idea? did you regret it? did he make the right choice by even offering you how to kiss?
all his questions were out the window when you suddenly crash your lips against his again.
you threw your arms around his neck as you pull him closer, as if he was going anywhere. wonbin is undeniably shocked by your actions. his hands fly to your waist as you two make out in bed
a heated make out session later, you and wonbin lay in bed, staring at the ceiling, trying to process what the fuck just happened
“we don’t talk about this.. ever” you breathe out, looking up at the ceiling in complete awe. you just had your very first kiss– a make out session at that with your fake boyfriend, wonbin. that one rule about no kssing was now crossed out on your list
“indeed” wonbin agrees, also in complete disbelief at what just happened. his lips swollen and hair all disheveled. the way you were kissing him like no tomorrow made wonbin think that your whole rant about not having a first kiss yet was all a lie because what the fuck
you two lay in bed in silence after that. it was silent but just enough for it not to be uncomfortable. wonbin maneuvers his arm under your head, fixing your position with your head now on top of his chest.
the realization hits you with the way you are positioned right now. in bed, in wonbin’s arms, lips swollen, his hoodie on you, in a house where your brother and best friends are present where they can barge in at any given point in time
you widened your eyes as you try to pull yourself away from wonbin.
“wonbin—“
“shh.. relax, just this once” he mumbles, eyes closed as he leans his head on top of yours
you freeze in your spot but ultimately melt into his arms
“hmm.. this is what i like” wonbin continues to mumble, his satoori accent beginning to show
not even a moment later you feel him go heavy and you start to hear light snores.
oh god. this can’t be happening right now
“wonbin” you call, giving him a little nudge but to no avail, he is out cold.
with his body heat and the way he feels like a weighted blanket, you feel yourself start to get drowsy as well.
you look up at the sleeping boy next to you and you start to trace his face with your finger. delicately sliding them across his cheeks, to the bridge of your nose, up to his pouty lips.
you fear that you are starting to fall for park wonbin.
the last thing you remember was wonbin pulling you closer than ever and you were out like a light.
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hirakiyois · 1 year
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madney proposal, bathena four year anniversary, henren staycation you will always be famous
buck, eddie, go sit in the corner and reflect on your actions
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bougiebutchbitch · 1 year
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Desperately gnawing on the concept of a universe-swap fic where Batman winds up with Jokester and Joker winds up with Owlman...
CN: violence, smut, violent smut insinuated, dubcon insinuated
Batman doesn’t trust Jokester at first - how can he? But the more he learns about the other universe and his counterpart, the more he understands. The more he believes. The more he starts to let himself feel what he’s never allowed himself to feel.
After all, is Jokester not what he’s always searched for? A light within the monstrous dark; a beacon of hope on which Batman has burnt himself so many times, he’s almost given up and doused the flames? A sign that not even the Joker is irredeemable in every iteration of this world?
But if that’s true, then the Owlman must be a sign that Batman is far from uncorruptable, too.
Jokester is as much of a flirt as the man he replaced, albeit with significantly less blood on his hands. He teases, he pushes. Batman can’t help but fall.
Far away, in another world, Joker gnaws his cheeks raw and gnashes his teeth, because he knows - he just knows - that his Bat would love that snivelling, pathetic, defanged version of himself, who gets all squeamish about murder and maiming and - ugh, oh, isn’t he just an embarrassment to every other Joker in the multiverse?
Why, the thought that his first time with the Bat might be stolen by that purple-haired little trollop is almost as offensive as it’s hilarious.
But if Batman is honking the wrong clown’s horn, why shouldn’t Joker have some fun of his own, huh? Especially since the big, bad Bat - no, Owl - of this world really puts the emphasis on the ‘bad’. He doesn’t bother with all those silly silly morals that hold Joker and Batman apart. He rules Gotham with an iron fist, and Joker can’t wait to get it around his throat. 
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And thus, for a while, on both sides of the divide, everything feels exactly as it should be.
But it’s not long before the cracks begin to show.
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Batman buries his fingers in purple hair when he kisses his partner at the end of each patrol. He feels the soft curls tangling in the heavy, armoured joints of his gloves, the warmth of the mouth against his, the acid scars and the strange, mutated smoothness of Jokester’s skin. And every time, he shuts his eyes and tries not to think of green.
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One night, hungry for a dance, Joker nicks a bunch of chemicals from the mansion’s bathroom and blows one wing of the house sky-high. But when the caped crusader of Gotham pummels him into the floor (and then the bed) in punishment, mouth tight with fury under his cowl, his cloak is white, not black.
When Joker calls him Brucie, Owlman sneers and tells him Bruce Wayne is dead. A heavy collar clicks shut around Joker’s neck as he laughs and laughs and laughs until it’s almost screaming.
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One night, Jokester takes Batman up to the roof of the tallest skyscraper in Gotham - one of Wayne Enterprises’, of course. He gazes out over a cityscape so familiar, yet so different. So twisted in such alien ways.
“Well,” he says, in that acid-scratch voice, like he’s been gargling with bleach. “This has been swell, partner. 10/10 on Trip Advisor, for sure. But it’s been a long staycation, and I’m not the only one who’s been thinking of home, sweet home.”
Bruce’s brows furrow beneath the cowl until they match Batman’s permanent black rubber frown. “What do you mean? This is my home, right here.”
The look Jokester shoots him is rather too knowing. For a moment, in the distorted glare of the reflected city lights, his green jacket almost looks purple.
Bruce’s tongue works dryly against his throat as he swallows. “It could be your home, too.”
Jokester pats his cheek, drawing back along the thin ledge that separates the roof from the empty night sky. “I bet you say that to all the clowns...”
“I’m serious. You don’t have to go back.”
Gotham - his Gotham - is so much better now. No more Joker gas. No more regular mass-murders or breakouts from Arkham. No more monthly birthday presents.
Batman still feels that strange tightening in his abdomen when the end of the month approaches. He used to think it was worry about what mayhem Joker would wreak next.
Now he’s not so sure.
“What about my world?” the Jokester wants to know. “Ol’ Owlie’s gonna find plenty of entertainment with my worse half, for sure - but just think of the mess I’ll have to clean when I get back!” He flashes his dark-painted nails. “This manicure is not made for housework, I’m afraid.”
Batman reaches out, but Jokester dances away so his hand closes on air rather than his arm, windmilling his arms with pantomimed clumsiness, the toes of his dress shoes slipping against the roof’s edge, like he couldn’t balance along a tightrope as easily as Selina.
“I don’t want you to go back.”
Jokester goes still, balance perfect despite his ungainly pose, then slowly resettles on the balls of his feet, hands dropping to his sides. His face is all familiar marble lines. Bruce knows them so well he could sculpt him with his eyes shut - but he’s never seen this particular expression on his Joker.
Regret.
“I want to go back,” he murmurs, and it strikes Batman suddenly, guiltily, that maybe he isn’t the only one who’s bit his tongue at the point of climax to keep the wrong name from spilling out.
There’s little more to say, after that. Perhaps Bruce should fight harder to convince Jokester to say. He should definitely fight harder to convince himself that’s the outcome he wants.
But he doesn’t.
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He takes the world-swap project off hold, and within a week he has a working prototype. He kisses Jokester one last time, as they wait for the machine to power up. It’s a goodbye. It’s a thank you. It’s a silent, soft understanding - one neither of them will get from anyone else (already, the rest of the Batfam, who had grudgingly begun to welcome a purple-haired clown at their table, have evacuated the house and fled for their respective corners of the city).
Batman will miss them. Hell, he’ll miss him. As he curls his arms around Jokester’s body - the body he’s sending back to face a version of himself built from Bruce’s deepest desires and his compounded nightmares - tilting him back, deepening the kiss, he wonders if he’s making the worst mistake of his life.
But then, his mouth fills with the hot wash of blood. The spidery hands on his shoulders tense into claws, nails scraping sharp across the Kevlar plates. The machine’s hum reaches its crescendo. The lights flicker, then dim. Sparks burst from a console; something, somewhere, goes Zzzzzzp. The world tilts ten degrees starboard, then realigns like it’s settling after a wave, and the clown in Bruce’s embrace is suddenly all edges rather than soft compliance.
There’s a moment where that thin, rangy form winds tight like he might bolt or bite. But he only draws back far enough to slap Bruce across the face. Hard.
Bruce jerks, pain exploding through his right ear. “Ow?”
“Ow?” Joker rages. “Ow? Took you long enough! What’s the matter - you decided you prefer the grape flavor, over lime?”
He looks incredible. Vicious green eyes and knife-sharp bones and fists balled so tight at his sides they very-almost quiver. The springy curls wrapped around the fingers of Batman’s gauntlets are green. As they’re supposed to be.
He also looks terrible. Black eyes, hunched posture like he’s cracked a rib or five. Bruises everywhere Batman can see. Blood, too. Clothes in tatters, his acrid scent muddied with burnt mortar and singed hair. Like he’s been running, fighting, running again, for a very long time. Chased and caught and chased and caught over and over, a mouse beneath the paw of a cat.
Just like he’s always wanted, right? A nemesis who loves the dance as much as he.
“I honestly figured you were enjoying yourself,” Batman admits.
Joker huffs, crossing his spindly arms. “I was. Other-you - although he’s not other-you for your flesh mask, by the way? Just to make things more confusing! He’s a riot. Same stoic straight-man to my clowning routine. Same willingness to demonstrate that straight-man really ain’t the best description. But he’s completely absent of a moral compass! No more Joker, you can’t do that, or Joker, stop before you hurt anyone else, or Joker, won’t you think of the children?” Joker clasps his hands to his chest with a dreamy sigh. “Oh, why would I ever want to leave?”
Why indeed?
Batman’s gaze clings to the white metal collar wrapping Joker’s neck. He’s never gone quite that far before. Just as Joker hadn’t gone quite as far with him as Jokester had - straddling Bruce on the mussed sheets of his penthouse King-Size, riding him fast then slow. Panting, whining, dragging Bruce’s hand to feel that slick, hot, perfect point of connection where he stretched his clown out on his cock. Leaning forward to catch him in a kiss, purple curls tickling Bruce’s cheeks...
Batman tries not to dwell on that. Like he tries not to dwell on the nauseating coil of hot and cold, intrigue and repulsion, that wraps as tightly around his guts as that collar on Joker’s throat.
“Sometimes,” he says, as the lights slowly buzz back to full, illuminating the interior of one of the many abandoned warehouses at the edge of the docks, “we get what we wished for. Only to realize...”
He trails off, unsure how to finish. But Joker breaks into a beam that has no right to look so gleeful, with so much blood caked to his face. Although, at a closer look, Batman reckons only half of it’s his.
Joker left a scar on his counterpart. The thought sparks a strange marriage of envy and pride.
“That what we wanted was right beside us all along?” Joker chirps, batting his eyelashes. “My, Mr Batman B. Wayne! Is this where you get down on one knee?” He holds out one slender hand, like he’s showing off a ring. Or the knot at the knuckle of his ring finger, where the bone has been pulled from the joint and twisted abnormally to the side, no doubt while escaping cuffs. “Pick any stone but amethyst.”
Batman still doesn’t know if he’s walking the right path. Should he have insisted that Jokester stay for Gotham’s sake, while letting the other world burn? Or just that the Jokester stay for his own sake, so he won’t be delivered into the waiting arms of a monster like the Owlman?
But Batman’s monster is right here.
“I’m taking you back to Arkham,” he says, burying his fist in Joker’s collar, tugging him out the warehouse and towards the idling car. Then, when Joker pouts - evidently too injured, too exhausted, to put up much of a fight - “After we visit the cave, and get that thing off your neck.”
That perks Joker up; he trots the rest of the way to the car and plonks himself in the passenger seat while Batman enables the prisoner controls. Once there, he leans back against the headrest, stretching out the long, lean line of his throat. His skin is rudely white against the shadows. Like something cut from paper, or bone.
“Why? Wanna replace it with one of your own?”
He laughs when Batman fumbles the wrong button, sending out a loud blare of police radio static. The cackle is high and ugly and utterly, inescapably him.
Batman basks in it. Then he slams the correct button, tough fabric restraints wrapping around Joker’s chest and pinning him tight to the chair. He settles into the driver’s seat while Joker’s still sniggering and roars away as the warehouse bursts into flame, erasing all evidence of their collision between worlds - except that which lives on in the memories of one bat, one owl, and two clowns.
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teecespeonys · 2 years
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Lady Gaga in drag as “Joe Calderone” for Vogue Hommes Japan. Shot by Nick Knight.
Read more about how this character was created and how Lady Gaga used Calderone as a tool for self reflection!
https://www.teecespeonys.com/blog/episode-06-staycationing-535nk
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danpuff-ao3 · 1 year
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My birthday is coming soon (May 8, in fact!), and I'll be turning 31.
Birthdays are always exciting to me! Mine and others'. Holidays are all well and good, but what's better than special days for special people?? And while my feelings towards myself aren't always kind, it does my soul good to have a reason to celebrate myself. Birthdays make a good excuse for all manner of frivolities!
As it happens, my solar return (for my astrology lovers) is on May 9 this year. So of course it makes sense to celebrate both days, right? 😄 Solar returns are like personal New Years, as I read in an article recently; a time for reflection on what brought us here, and looking forward to what's ahead.
In the past I've paid little mind to solar returns, but this feels like a good year for it. I'm fresh out of my Saturn return (big yikes), and working really hard on being kinder to myself, and other methods of self-care.
The original version of this post was a bit more maudlin and self-deprecating, which serves no one, so instead I'm here to share only the good bits. The bits that deserve more focus.
This year, I'm giving myself the gift of 2 weeks worth of PTO! 2 weeks of no work! The first week will be a much needed staycation, while the second week (my birthday week!) will be spent in Orlando, Florida with my partner. Also: May means Snarry-a-Thon, and truly what better gift can a gal have than the gift of Snarry?
My three decades on earth have been challenging, to say the least, but I got through them. I've grown a lot in my time. I was a girl with grandiose plans and insurmountable fears. Now I'm a woman who sees magic in everything, and who moves ahead in spite of fear. I'm a soft and sensitive lady, badly bruised by life, but I keep my heart and my mind open all the same. I have so much love in me I share with others, that I'm learning now to share with myself.
There is so much joy and pleasure I've found in this world, even in the darkest of my days. I've told many stories, and I've danced to many songs, and I've made a heck of a lot of cookies. There is always something to laugh over, or smile at. There are always adventures to be had, big and small.
Today I'm going to spend time with family. This upcoming week I'm going to spend time with myself, resting and letting myself be. I plan to reach Level 31 having the time of my life with the love of my life. I choose to be thankful for coming as far as I have. And I choose to be thankful for myself, and all of my strangeness and silliness.
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HI HOLLY 👋🏻 i am here for the valentine's day matchup!!
an ideal v-day date for me would either be:
1) a stay-in date where we would cook together (or order takeout from both of our favorite restaurants) and basically just spending time together all day long... maybe even bake some 🧁 treats 🍫 together!
or,
2) some kind of a staycation! perhaps taking a stroll along the beach and having a romantic dinner by the sea side, watching the sun dip on the horizon while holding each other's hands <3
match me up with a genshin impact gentleman please and thank you ♡
- an undercover moot
i’m pretty sure i know who you are and still, i’m giving you…
𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐀
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Today, Thoma is on forced leave. The Kamisatos will not allow him to work today and that’s an order. So he might as well use his free time wisely by spending it with you. He invites you over to spend the early afternoon cooking and baking together with him and you have to hold back from eating everything (and him) on the spot. He doesn’t own the title of Nr. 1 Malewife for nothing, boy can cook!! Whether it’s quiche, ramen or chocolate covered strawberries, Thoma’s got them all down.
And after all his your efforts, you make your way through Chinju forest down to the beach, picking an elevated boulder to sit on which has stored the sun’s warmth over the course of the day. Leaning against each other and intertwining your fingers, you watch as the waves ebb and flow, reflecting the different colours of the sun as it slowly dips beneath the horizon. Once all your delicacies are no more and the stars twinkle in the sky, you leisurely collect your things. By now, various plants have started showing off their luminescent properties and providing an almost magical scenery for the way home.
Ever the gentleman, Thoma escorts you all the way home and despite the nightly chill, you never feel even a sliver of coldness creep up your spine. Whether it’s him or his vision, there’s a comforting warmth radiating from your companion which doesn’t make parting any easier. But every good thing must come to an end and you’re aware the Kamisatos would miss their housekeeper in the morning. With one lingering kiss full of love and longing, you reluctantly let him go as your fingertips trace the lingering tingles on your lips.
“I’ve never really cared for eternity. But right now, I wish this moment could last forever.”
[ valentine's day matchups ♡ ]
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ivymaria · 1 year
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April is...
Coffee. Celebrating birthdays. Secondhand markets with friends. Pole dancing classes. Meeting deadlines. New playlists. Building self-trust. Rainy days. Painting. Buying myself what I want. Bigger paychecks. Drinking water. Prayer. Pursuing my dreams. Staycations. Family and friend calls. Reflective journalling. New podcasts. Pottery class. Practicing new languages. Yoga. Home cooking. Applying for new opportunities. Reading more. Flower arrangements. Weekend trips. Buying dresses. 
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killemwithkawaii · 2 years
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I'm worried about what Meet The Fishers is gonna be like now that LSS is... you know. Unless his misfortune is also just a glitch?
Sorry, but you guys will have to wait until goretober 2023 to find out what's next for the Fishers! (I'm already cooking up plans...~) UwU
In the mean time, I'd like to write a personal reflection on The Staycation, welcome any constructive feedback people have regarding it, and showcase the fanart I've received ^^
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camplofi · 2 years
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BSOTS 176 - BUCKWILD: learn from it...
All comments, questions, and general feedback can be sent to [email protected].  Record a voice message and send it my way or leave one at the Speakpipe page!
You can subscribe to Radio BSOTS via the following options: RSS feed ||| Apple Podcasts ||| Spotify ||| Google Podcasts Amazon Music ||| Stitcher ||| TuneIn ||| iHeartRadio
Connect with Camp Lo-Fi via social media: Twitter | Facebook | Instagram This episode's track list:
1.  Sir Tumes - Amiri 2.  Phresoul - Institutional Violence 3.  DJ Spooky - Check Your Math (CC BY 3.0) 4.  4TUNE - Ain't About That 5.  Big La Vs. Todd - Just Leaving This Here (Outro) 6.  J.Lang - The King Alford Plan (The Reality Remix) (CC BY 3.0) 7.  Rashad thaPoet x The BeatHead - Remain Awake (CC BY 3.0) 8.  V-RAM - Peripherie (CC BY 4.0) 9.  Talons' - Dead Elm (CC BY 3.0) 10. Rabbi Darkside x Isak Gaines - White Lies (CC BY 3.0) 11. A.Moss - NOBADMON (CC BY 4.0)
A few months ago, I came to the conclusion that I use my podcast feed like a pop-up shop, disappearing for indefinite periods of time until I have something to share with the public and then returning to the podosphere without so much as an alert or hardly an announcement.  Parts of my being remain 100% unapologetic about that.  For someone who's been podcasting since August of 2005 with the initial hopes that this show would reach as many listeners as possible, one would think that I wouldn't have such a disdain for online public interaction.  Then again, I can't remember the last time I've attended a podcasting conference.  Maybe it's a sign of getting older, maybe it's just a result of me doubling down on my hardcore introverted tendencies ever since the COVID-19 pandemic started.
Late in the month of June, I got this burst of inspiration and recorded some voiceovers, which sat untouched on a SD card for almost two months before I started editing them.  Seeing as how the month of August is an anniversary month for Radio BSOTS, I suppose it makes sense that the final push to get this episode out is happening now.  The songs featured on this one were released between 2013 and 2021, the majority of which came out in 2020.  Seeing as how America and the world is still in the midst of the aftereffects of that catastrophic year, that's probably not a coincidence, either.  A number of these selections reflect the racial strife that came to a head two summers ago along with a lyrically critical eye on Trump's presidential agenda (never mind the perpetual state of the  pandemic that we're still not out of, but a large section of humanity pretends isn't really a thing anymore).
So this is my summer offering from Camp Lo-Fi.  Eleven songs plus a 17 year-old blog entry equals 49 minutes of your time, served up in a BSOTS GONE (buck)WILD style.  (Admittedly, the music does the heavy lifting.)  Hopefully, you will consider it time well spent.  Thank you for listening.
ID drop courtesy of Kahlief Adams. Theme music by Cy Tru featuring Jonny Sonic. 
Background music:
MUTE - Eeekin Days (CC BY 4.0) BADLUCK - Vanity (instrumental) (CC BY 4.0)
Other key info: Macedonia on Mixcloud BSOTS on Bondfire Radio Rhythms In Black Satin Chillcast Lovespirals Guest DJ Special Feature BSOTS 173 - BUCKWILD:  how i spent my summer staycation... BSOTS 175 - Does Music Belong In Podcasting?
Another BSOTS podcast episode for the people...
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leo zodiac traits
When temperatures are skyrocketing, nothing appeals more than lazing about near a glimmering body of water, and it's tougher than ever to focus on work thanks to peak summertime FOMO, it's obviously Leo season. Annually, approximately between July 23 and August 22, the sun moves through the fifth sign of the zodiac, Leo, symbolized by the regal Lion.
In the heart of summer, our minds drift away from the must-dos and the organizational details of life and toward spontaneous hangs with friends, whimsical, impromptu road trips, vacations (or staycations), summer romance, and posting poolside thirst traps — all the playful, lighthearted pleasures of the sunniest season. This passionate, fun-loving energy is informed by Leo, a fire sign associated with light, love, confidence, buoyant and positive vibes and the tendency to take bold action or transform everyday life into a vibrant, colorful, drama-packed stage. These traits are owed to Leo's ruling luminous celestial body, the sun, which oversees image, identity, personal style, vitality, and self-esteem.
A few charismatic, optimistic, and natural born leaders who were born under Leo: Meghan Markle, Gina Rodriguez, Jennifer Lopez, Monica Lewinsky, Jennifer Lawrence, Demi Lovato, and Cara Delevingne are all astrologically influenced to claim the spotlight, using their empowered voices to express what's in their big hearts while inspiring and cheering on others to do the same.
Here, everything you need to know about the loyal, generous, charismatic sign.
Leo Personality Traits Those born between July 23 and August 22 can generally assume that their sun sign is Leo. (It's not definitive, because the sun moves between signs on different days annually.) Also note that while we tend to refer to ourselves as our sun sign, it's just one detail of a natal chart, which is basically a unique snapshot of the sky when you were born. But it's a detail that helps color your core sense of self, identity, personal style, self-esteem and confidence.
The star of the zodiac Typical sun in Leo traits include being confident, comfortable being the center of attention, drama-adoring, ambitious, loyal, fiercely protective of their nearest and dearest, generous, luxury-loving, sunny, and big-hearted. Their characteristics reflect themes covered by the Fifth House of Romance and Self-Expression, which Leo rules. The Fifth House oversees leisurely fun, creativity, children, pleasure, and the most spirited, effervescent expressions of love and sex, like flirting and dating.
The natural-born leader Since the vitality-bringing, confidence-enhancing sun has such a clear impact on Leo's personality, the fire sign tends to go toward opportunities to run whatever literal or figurative show they're most drawn to. They'll naturally slide into an executive position, guiding a team effortlessly from the front of any room, decide they can make a real difference by running for local government, or aspire to see their name in lights as the headliner of a hit production. But just as readily as they might seek to lead and soak up attention and applause, they'll shine their blinding, perpetually warm inner light on those around them, throwing themselves into planning an OTT celebration for a loved one with all the most gasp-worthy decor and gourmet bites, devote time and money to a favorite charity, or plan (and shell out for) a memorable, lavish anniversary getaway with their true love. After all, when it comes to following their hearts and setting themselves up for the ultimate fun, pleasurable, fancypants experience, dynamic, life-loving Leos will spare no expense.
The fixed fire sign Every sign is assigned a quality (cardinal, mutable, or fixed), which explains the sign's basic energy. There's a cardinal, mutable, and fixed sign within every element (fire, earth, air, water). Leo is the fixed one of the fire group, which gives them a hard-headed, resolute, and rock-steady perspective on anything they're attached to. They often get set in their ways and might need extra motivation to change course midstream.
Leo's best personality traits: Full of life, commanding the spotlight in a way that's sure to entertain, engage, and inspire others, independent-minded, and mesmerizingly fun to be around, you can rely on Leos in your circle to help you see the bright side of any situation and feel fired up and ready to take on the world. They are the positive self- and body image crusaders of the zodiac. They're the charming boss with a big heart who understands a healthy work-life balance is the ultimate key to productivity. They're the friend who will chase relentlessly after a starry-eyed dream they've had since junior high and then actually make it a reality.
Leo's worst personality traits: Leo's innate self-confidence and bold, take-charge ways can absolutely manifest in a problematic way from time to time. They can be self-focused to a fault, vain, narcissistic, domineering, and greedy. When they lack self-awareness, they can be frustratingly narrow-minded, knee-jerking to unfounded and roaring egomania. They can also descend into a gloomy mood, likely as a result of feeling like they're not getting the attention, credit, or respect they deserve. The fix: perfecting their self-love and self-soothing routine.
12 Leo Celebrities Who Exude Big ion Energy What Leos Are Like in Love & Bed Leo's romance style If your date has major, pie-in-the-sky dreams about being a New York Times bestselling author or TikTok star, has an Insta grid filled with a notable number of selfies, and a voracious appetite for fancy weekend getaways or, at the very least, the bites from the best restaurants in town, you're likely seeing someone born under the influence of sunny, dynamic, self-assured, charismatic Leo energy. The fire sign is passionate and easily, naturally shines wherever they go, and potential partners or significant others of a Leo will revel in their warm, joyful light. As much as they tend to seek resounding applause from the world, they'll be most content if they feel fawned over by someone they're equally wild about. Embracing life's simplest and grandest moments with a lover they share magical, sparkly chemistry with is the stuff Leo fantasies are made of. Anyone hoping to move forward in a relationship with a Leo would do well to lean into optimism, a love of living, and an appreciation for luxury, as even the most modest lion would adore the regal treatment.
That said, Leo's perfect date is one you might imagine playing out in your favorite rom-com. That might include procuring the most gasp-worthy, gorgeous roses, dinner reservations at the trendiest spot in town, or taking a spontaneous trip to a beach side town that's undeniably cinematic. In less socially-distanced times, tickets to a movie premiere or front row seats at an exciting concert — where they can flaunt their contagious dance moves — would also appeal, and because they love being the star of the show in a group, they'll rarely pass on a party invitation.
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Experience Luxury and Comfort: Your Ultimate Staycation at Hotel Apaar, Diu
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Experience the best of Diu at Hotel Apaar – where every moment is a celebration of luxury, comfort, and the spirit of hospitality.
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toletearlyn · 14 days
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🫶 Travelogue 🫶
🦋Calatagan Beach Resort🦋
Our family decided to go to the Batangas to attend the wedding of our elder sister.
Before we went into the Batangas we had an amazing trip going into.
On the first day of our staycation at the Batangas in Calatagan beach Stilts Resort we were welcomed by the approachable guards by guiding us through the air-conditioned room where we booked in, which was separated from my sisters staycation house.
There are a few people there and for that reason I fully admire the ambiance, unbreathable. All I just think about that time was I'm healed. Truly, nature can heal your unseen wounds.
There were a lot of trees, a lot of lubak which I loved because it reminds me of the simplicity of my happiness.
There's a stunning beach where I just think I can only see it on paintings, but my eyes captured those views. On how the white and fine sands touch and fill the spaces on my feet. On how the clear water reflects my image, it's just really amazing.
But beyond that happiness washed away the next day because the rain falls, the table sets for the wedding that day got wet a little, but God is pretty kind so he made a way for the special of my ate and make it happen with happy hearts and eyes.
And the wedding ends with a dear heart.
If you want to ask me, will I go again to this place? I think it's definitely yes!
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There are no other places that can replace this place in my heart.
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