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dovesndecay · 2 months

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I went to the library to borrow some DVDs we're planning to watch, but when I handed the librarian my card, it took me a solid 15 seconds to register that I handed her my fucking weed card.

Me, fumbling to swap it out: "OH MY GOD, I AM SO SORRY, I was on total autopilot!!"

The librarian: "It's all good, I just assumed it was a flex."

#original post #pop tart

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stuck-in-jelly · 1 month

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Dungeon meshi is a great show cause they will casually drop a big detail about lore and just move on

Like what do you mean the Dwarves are facing unjust racism at the hands of the Lord of The Island

WHAT DO YOU MEAN SEVERAL HALFLINGS WERE KIDNAPPED BY ELVES AND NEVER SEEN AGAIN???? COME BACK!!

#jelly tarts #dungeon meshi #jelly watches

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s-aint-elmo · 4 months

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part 2 of my pining falin agenda aka I STAND WITH MARCILLE THAT DRESS WAS CUNT

part 1

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#dungeon meshi #falin touden #marcille donato #farcille #dungeon meshi spoilers #doodles #mine #in my to-do list that second image is described as 'visions of marcille tarted up dark magician style dancing in falin's mind'#making laios call the dungeon lord dress weird in part one is just compliance to canon characterization HE DOES NOT SPEAK FOR ME #i looove fashion and fashion as characterization so my headcanon is that marcille's epilogue style is a direct consequence of that dress #she realized that there was no escaping the resemblance to her mother bc it is now a proven fact that black brings out her cuntiferocity #also falin is wearing a chemise de la reine bc 1) plumage real estate 2) similar to her canon dresses and 3) booba

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tartan-tart · 3 months

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when i first saw this image... i knew what i had to do

#good omens #good omens fanart #tart's arts #art #good omens prime #aziraphale #the bentley #crowley #fanart #digital art #meme #meme redraw #good omens meme #good omens memes

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shionoji · 3 months

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you're fine alone

#mami tomoe #illustration #puella magi tart magica #mahou shoujo madoka magica

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tofublock · 7 months

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Cat tart

available as a sticker for patreon

#art #drawing #cat #fruit tart

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texaschainsawmascara · 21 days

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#late night with the devil #letterboxd #horror #cinema #film #movie #david dastmalchian #cameron cairnes #colin cairnes #laura gordon #ian bliss #fayssal bazzi #ingrid torelli #rhys auteri #georgina haig #josh quong tart #steve mouzakis #christopher kirby #grace cummings

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daily-deliciousness · 24 days

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Mixed berry puff pastry tarts

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sweetoothgirl · 2 months

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chocolate orange ganache tart

#chocolate #orange #tart #ganache #vegan #food

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marukipixel · 3 months

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pixel art chocolate delicacies to wish you a happy valentine's

#pixelart #ドット絵 #chocolate #cake #pie #tart

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walrus-tusk-615bc · 3 months

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Imagine your polycule’s cottagecore gf goes on a vacation, comes back as an evil sorceress and kills the majority of your kingdom’s population, then resurfaces again like 1000 years later, traumatized, but with cool fairy powers while the evil sorceress version of her is still out there somehow. Would that be fucked up or what.

#Crk #white lily cookie #pure vanilla cookie #dark cacao cookie #hollyberry cookie #golden cheese cookie #pitaya dragon cookie #tarte tatin cookie #snapdragon cookie #Polycule ancients #Yes both Pitaya and Tarte Tatin are dating Holly #I like to think White Lily got cool a bug form after EF died #I made Golden Cheese half-sphinx cause it looked cool #Ancients crk

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micronsizedbean · 11 months

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