#the batfam is so confused

[beesbiteandwillowrites]

DP x DC Prompt: "Rematch"

Back when Jason was still a wee baby Robin, Bruce was in business negotiations with some company from out west. Jason wasn't paying attention to whatever it was that Bruce did during his day job, CEO is a boring job anyway, he wants to be a doctor or something so he can help people.

But he notices when Bruce starts acting strange.

It's subtle, yes, and Jason doesn't think most people would even notice something amiss, but he's Robin, he's Batman's partner, he knows Bruce better than anyone except maybe Alfred or Dick, but Alfred is on holiday in England for a week or two, and Dick is on one of his "no talking to Bruce unless the world ends" binges, so Jason really is the only one in a position to do anything.

It's up to Robin to save the day.

Jason investigates Bruce's comings and goings and the CEO of this potential new business partner of WE is kinda shady. He's slimy. Definitely keeping secrets. Jason dislikes this Vladimir Masters right away. Especially when it becomes apparent that he's doing something to Bruce during one of their business dinners that makes Bruce's eyes glaze over in a very worrying manner.

Jason is so not going to let this guy mess with his dad's mind.

It ends with Vlad being beaten up and chased out of Gotham by an enraged Robin. Bruce turns out to be fine and doesn't remember the incident. Jason doesn't tell him, just types up a report and files it in Bruce's archives. Alfred comes back from England, and Dick drops by again to steal Jason away for some brotherly bonding, and everything is fine.

Jason never forgets Vlad Masters and how he tried to manipulate Bruce. Not even a resurrection and a Lazarus pit swim will make him forget that guy.

So naturally, when he starts coming around the manor more and more, and hears that Vlad Masters is sniffing around Tim in hopes of manipulating WE's CEO, he is ready for round two. He's got a bone to pick, and he's bringing the big guns (All-Blades)

And if this round two happens at a gala where Sam Manson is present to see and capture the whole thing with her camera, well, Jason has gained a couple of fans back in Amity Park.

#willow's writing prompts #jason can hold a grudge #the batfam is so confused #nobody knows why jason is frothing at the mouth when seeing this nobody CEO from the middle of bumfuck nowhere #jason todd #red hood #all blades #batman #bruce wayne #vlad plasmius #vlad masters #rematch #sam manson #dc #dp x dc #danny phantom

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 109

“What the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck-” Tim chanted to himself, looking down at his cup of tea in betrayal. Was he hallucinating, had he been drugged with something? He had slept last night! 

Yet there in their own Lazarus Pit, the one in the cave not the giant one somewhere under the rest of Gotham, was a literal baby, looking just as surprised as he was. Of course that didn’t last, and its face scrunched up as it started to cry, which was his first hint that no, this was not in fact a hallucination. 

 There was a pit baby in the Lazarus pool. 

. . .

 There was a pit baby in the Lazarus pool. 

OH FUCK, there was a pit baby in the freaking Lazarus pool- 

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #Tim has reverted to tea to try and not drink as much coffee #Will that last now? who knows #tim is so done #He fishes the lazarus baby out with a cloth and his pole #Danny's accident happened when he was a toddler #he was in the lab with his parents and they left him unsupervised #He's a toddler and big shiny button ooh- #He's very confused and scared but latches onto the first person he sees #The rest of the batfam are also confused when they head down and Tim has?? a baby??? #A baby who looks like a reverse Jason with white hair with a black streak #Tim what did you do-

[acaiyatree]

you have so much to do, and i have nothing ahead of me

might be blurry, click on pic for higher quality

#dc #dc comics #dcu #dc universe #talia al ghul #brutalia #batman #batfam #batfamily #robin #bruce wayne #damian wayne #damian al ghul #my art >:DD #art #also help me i've been trying to upload this to tt #and it keeps going against community thingies???? #people who actually know what it is pls tell me bc genuinely #i'm so confused

[ghost-bxrd]

Prompt:

Dick is thrown back in time to a couple days before his past self is scheduled to leave on the mission to space, the one during which Jason will die.

Past Dick gets a very frantic and concerning phone call from someone claiming to be his future self, begging him not to go on the mission. And for some reason he‘s supposed to keep an eye on Jason? What the hell is that about? They’re not that close…

#prompts #time travel shenanigans #time travel au #future dick is desperate to save Jason #past dick is just confused #him and Jason still have a bit of a strained relationship #it‘s been getting better but they’re nowhere near CLOSE close #and dick is still a bit weirded out about the kid idolizing him so much #and now his supposed future self is screaming at him to go find Jason this instant? sus #last he knew Jason was being his usual kid self and throwing a temper tantrum or something #not something he would cancel a mission to space for…. #and how bad could it be if he goes to space for a couple weeks? #he can always talk to Jason afterwards #Right? #jason todd #batfamily #dick grayson #bruce wayne #batfam #robin #red hood #jaybin #jason and dick #Nightwing #batman #fanfiction

[bonchobrick]

DCxDP Fic where the Batfam gets an item/ability which allows them for just that day, to temporarily be able to what someone best accomplishment(s) were in their lives. Little do they know Danny has just settled into their city (and that they were about to get the shock of their lives)

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At first the Batfam decides to have fun with it--theres not much titles can do to help them with cases unless theyre particularly lucky. So they take a walk together in disguises to observe the passerbyers, curious of what civillains of gotham have done in their lives.

One gruff guy who grumbles shoving Bruce's shoulder as he walks by has the title 'KITTY SAVIOR' adorned above him and the batfam are greeted by the knowledge he had saved a cat from getting hit by a car

A kid in his pteens whose been shoving pamphlets into peoples hands has 'ADVERTISEMENT SUPERSTAR' above his head as he apparently managed to save his family's resturant with his intense marketing prowess (remind Bruce to try hiring him in the future.)

And lastly they faux browse a store trying to scope out someone else interesting and are greeted by the title... 'OPENER OF PICKLE JAR' and they decide to head home as Jason nearly crying trying to muffle his laughter.

At the manor they all cant help but agree, walking has made them hungry, and theres no harm ordering a pizza or two. It's been a long, mildly interesting day, though they weren't expecting much from thing ability.

Imagine their surprise when they open the door to see a black haired blue eyed child, pizza boxes in one hand, the other hand out awaiting a drop of money–completely missing the fact the title 'DEFEATED THE MAD KING WHO HAS TORMENTED THE AFTERLIFE FOR EONS' was placed innocently above his head

"Your total is 23.11!" The fucking 'Ghost King' kid (APPARENTLY) cheerily states????

"Uh," Bruce says blankly staring at this kid's title as his mouth blurts out, "Could you give us a second?"

#Danny: pizza delivery :D! #Batfam: oh hey WHAT THE-- #dannys so confused why the waynes are going insane looking at him #but its been a long work day so he lets it slide #bruce: do you take tips in adoption papers--its easier than writing a check #guess whos back on their bullshit #its me #hi party people #dc x dp #dp x dc #dcxdp #dc x dp prompt #dp x dc prompt #dc x dp crossover #batfam #danny fenton #jason todd #ghost king danny #danny's literally jus chillin #bruce wayne #dc x dp fanfiction #fanfiction #feel free to use/add on/write if any of yall like it #get some rest guys #gn :P #veerliwrites

[adeptune01]

Jason: SCREW you Replacement!

Tim: I CANNOT believe you fell for that!

Dick: Whoa- whoa- let's all calm down here! Damian- what happened?

Tim: This numbskull-

Jason: I should just shoot-

Dick: I ASKED DAMIAN! Damian- what happened?

Damian: It has been a long time since Todd frequented fast food establishments and Tim told him that while he was gone McDonalds had recently added to their menu...

Dick: Oh. Oh no.

Jason: Fuck you, Drake, for telling me that there was an "among us" meal at McDonalds. That was the most humiliating experience of my life!

Dick: Tim!

Tim: This is just payback for that time Todd told me he had put fear serum in one of my Kuerig pods and not knowing which one would add "spice to my mornings".

Dick: JASON-

#dick 100% pulled something like this on bruce #when he was robin #so hes not innocent either #the McDonalds employees at 3am #so confused #Jason's in full costume #batfam #batfamily #red hood #dcu #batfam incorrect quotes #dc comics #jason todd #red robin #dick grayson #tim drake #timothy drake #damian al ghul #damian wayne #richard grayson #nightwing #robin #batkids

[phantoms-world-and-more]

Little baby man idea

So damian finds little baby man and decides he's damians new baby

A few months pass and damian is kidnapped by the LoA, and separated from little baby man, after he sees the batfam loosing their minds about damian being kidnapped danny goes full overprotective mode

When the rescue plan happens there was a mistake and the mission fails and all the batfam are about to be killed

When little babyman comes out of one of the batfams clothes

Damian, seeing him, tries to get little baby man danny to run away

Ra seeing damian care about this creature decides to use it to torment him, goes on a rant about how he's become weak and all that

Little baby man is now full obssession and his ghost king powers kick in

Little baby man is now big demon man

Danny growes to the size of a building, sharp needle teeth with ectoplasm leaking out of his mouth like drool, pitch black eyes that look like black holes, an ice crown floating above his head with a ring of fire on his finger,hissing that sounds like the screaming souls of the dead, blue skin, black claws and tail wrapping protectively around the tied up batfam

Everyone watches in horror as damians most recent pet becomes a terrifying pit demon

Danny destroys the lair and kills all the assasins he can, he ends up hurtin Ra al Ghul so much he looses both his arms

Then he goes over to damian and wrapes him up with his tail with the other batfam

Then it looks like space and time itself bend to his will and suddenly their in the batcave still tied up

They look around to see little baby man, back to being little taring at damians restaurants and looking him over, and just being a protective and caring creature

Everyone except damian is terrified

Damian is proud of danny and is already making a list of treats to give him

#danny phantom #fic prompt #daily prompt #danny fenton #dc x dp #dp x dc #batman #dc #little baby man #eldritch danny #eldrich little baby man #damian is proud oh him #Ra al Ghul is terrified and confused #so is the batfam #the batfam #damian wayne #protective danny

[spacedace]

DP x DC prompt time:

So I've seen the idea of Danny & Jason being friends while Jason was dead & a ghost and reuniting after Jason was resurrected, and I had a thought:

Damian, after his death, ends up in the Ghost Zone and makes a friend in the form of fellow baby ghost Elle.

They go on a number of adventures together in the Zone, exploring, causing trouble, running around with Cujo and Wulf and generally becoming the best of friends.

When he is resurrected, Elle is devastated thinking her best friend moved on without telling her he was going.

Years later as teenagers they run into each other again on the human side (Elle recruited to join the Teen Titans? On the run from the GIW? Acting as emissary to the Ghost Zone on behalf of Danny? Got summoned? Just ran into each other while visiting the same zoo one day?) and are reunited.

The problem? Despite Elle knowing Damian, he doesn't remember his time as a ghost and doesn't trust this strange girl that knows way too much about him.

Bonus Super Serious Chaos flavor for the prompt: Jon is either jealous at first over how well Elle knows Damian or sees how hurt Elle is that Damian doesn't know/trust her and tries to make her feel better making Damian jealous of the other two getting closer (or a combination of both) all eventually leading all three to realize they all equally like each other.

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dpxdc #dp x dc prompt #damian wayne #damian al ghul #dani phantom #danielle phantom #elle phantom #jon kent #jon el kent #jon lane kent #so many names for these three holy shit #Super Serious Chaos #super serious choas prompt #just imagining Elle on the run from the GIW and due to a series of events Jon & Damian are confused as ghosts #and are now *also* on the run with Elle while having this happening #like somehow Jon & Elle's powers have been shorted out & Damian can't get ahold of the batfam for some reason #so they have to have a wild rkad trip kind of thing #just the choatic drama of it all #Damian not trusting Elle but also feeling like he *does* know her #Jon having complicated feelings because he believes Elle & feels weird that his best friend/crush shared so much with someone else #when Damian is so closed off so much of the time even w/Jon but also Elle seems so hurt by how Damian is acting #and they're also all stuck with each other trying to get to safety stealing cars and having wacky hijinks adventures #maybe they all take turns sharing things they like that they stumble across while on the run #maybe a big dramatic 3 way fight brought on by none of them properly communicating only for someone to get captured #& the other 2 have to band together and save the 3rd and they all figure their shit out in the process #also just have the image of the 3 of them holding hands in front of a burnt out GIW base when the JL show up like: WTH FUCK??? #while these 3 are just like ��😍😍 for each other while covered in soot & possibly blood

[amaramizuki666]

DC x Dp crossover

Soul speak part.2

John and jason sat in the justice league's main conference room. "What do you think is going to happen?" Hood asked looking at the blond. "No fucking clue I tried to dig up stuff on this guy but I didnt find out much, just that he's been king for the past 10 years" Constantine muttered while lighting a cigarette. "Well you sold your soul to the guy so I get why he wants to talk with you, but what does he want from me?!" Jason sighs.

Jason is agitated, he dosnt understand what this ghost king wants from him. "I dont know red hood mabey it's because you died and came back to life, dont lie I can tell, you have the stench of death on ya" Constantine says blowing smoke from his lips. "You are suposed to be dead, not sure how you came back or how ya died but you arnt supposed to be breathing right now." John continued "and this king phantom is upset that I'm still alive or something?" Jadon asked and Constantine just shrugged mummblinging a mabey.

The door to the room slid open. Constantine and red hood felt a cold chill go up their spines. They turned their heads to see a kid that looked like one of the bats brood walk in, he had coal black hair and ice blue eyes. He was tall about a few inches taller than both john and jason. But he was still young looking, around late teens to early twenties.

They just watched the young man walk in front on them pull a projector from who knows where and plug it in. He turned it on, and on the wall of the room seemed to be a Google slide show presentation labelled, ghost adoption/how to form and keep your baby ghost core healthy.

"Ok so let's get this started shall we" the boy says turning to the other men in the room. "Excuse me who are you" Constantine asks flatly a puff of smoke leaving his lips "john Constantine, I know it's been a month but I know I'm not that forgettable" he replied smiling flashing them with his too sharp teeth, his eyes flashing green.

"What how are you-" jhon was cut off "alive? Well I'm not, not really anyway" the boy says tilting his head lightly unblinking at the men. "Wait your the ghost king. Are you possessing that kid or something" hood glared at the demon/ghost/thing. "No I'm not overshadowing , this is my body, you see I'm only half dead, but that's a story for another time, I'm here for in right now" phantom says still starring unblinkingly.

"Why are you in this form and not your other form?" John asked the king. "because it's less of a mind fuck, now" phantom says and clicks the next button on the presentation "let's talk about how we are going to form your ghost cores shall we".

"What are you talking about?" Hood snaps, annoyed "why am I here? Do you want to finish me off or some shit? Collect my soul?!" Hood interrogates green sleeping into his vision. Phantom looks at him walks over to where hood is seated and places his hand on his shoulder. "You are here because you are a starved baby ghost with anger issues, well halfa that hasnt formed a core yet".

John looked at phantom "and why am I here?" "Because you have a core, but it's very unhealthy, and to talk about how I kinda ghost adopted you" phantom supplied. John and jason where so confused "now back to the slides" phantom says. They then spend 3 hours and a half talking about ghost cores, ghost adoption, and how to keep ghost cores healthy.

On the flip side danny is also considering fighting batman for custody for red hood. He'll have to talk to sam and tucker first though. Sam was pretty upset he adopted john without informing them first. Not that he originally knew he ghost adopted him. I mean what was danny suposed to do with Constantine's soul eat it?

#writing prompt #writing #danny fenton #danny phantom #dc comics #dc x dp #batfam #dc #jason todd #jhon constantine #john constantine #king phantom #jason is about to end up with a new dad #Constantine is so confused

[rubydubydoo122]

De-aged Damian is such a silly little concept because now I'm picturing a six year old Damian being awe-struck that he finally gets to meet Batman

#batman #batfam #dc comics #damian wayne #I also think it would be funny if when Damian can't find Bruce he follows Jason around like a little duckling #because that's what he used to do in the league #except Jason doesn't remember this so he's just confused on why Damian imprinted on HIM of all people and not Dick #Jason does nudge Damian over to Dick #but damian keeps coming back to Jason

[arrowmaker15]

(Bruce looking in-between Tim and Jason)

Bruce: Which one of you thought that faking a fight, a very public one, and using real blood to help, was a good idea?

Tim: *points at Jason*

Jason: *points at Tim*

Bruce: Both of you?

Tim: Jason brought it up first and I gave more ideas to make it better.

Jason: That's true.

#dc comics #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #batfam incorrect quotes #bruce wayne #tim drake #jason todd #they faked a fight #Tim gave ideas #it was very public #the citizens of Gotham are very confused as to who the villain in this fight is #Red Hood used to be the head of the mob #but Red Robin has been on the very edge of being a hero and being a villain for years now #so nobody fucking knows

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 74

When a new black-haired blue-eyed person appeared in the manor, one could easily be forgiven for thinking that Bruce’s adoption problem had struck again. So color many a batkid surprised that no, this kid isn’t a new sibling, no he didn’t get grabbed from the street, and actually he’s here for Alfred. Apparently Alfred never found it important to mentioned that he has a husband- that the kid kind of implies isn’t human what with the casual way he says he himself is half human- and that this kid is apparently their child. For once it’s Bruce’s turn to come home to a surprise sibling. 

Danny on the other hand just learned that his Clockpa has a semi-mortal partner who has offered to take him in, (in another dimension even! And there’s aliens!!) while the ancient takes care of some stuff at home. And yeah it’s in a rich-manor but Sam has proved that not all rich people are evil, and based off of Mr Pennyworth’s stories the Waynes weren’t bad either. Though based off of the others’ reactions perhaps he should wait to mention that there wasn’t one new family member but three…

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #clockworth #Clockwork is taking care of the GIW #they crossed the line when they took his kids #fuck the observants telling him not interfere- he's going to channel some Kronos and eat some people #hey if they want a mindless and dangerous ghost they can deal with the one behind tales of a world serpent #Alfred is honestly pleased to hear from his partner and to meet their children #Reminds him of when he first met Clockwork and they took down a government branch #lovely times #would do the date again #Danny is in awe about food that doesn't fight back and tastes good #Alfred is also great! He teaches him proper gun safety and makes sure he gets a proper amount of sleep and its great #honestly he can't wait for Ellie to get to this world but she really wanted to finish exploring the mariana trench first #And Jordan is apparently helping Clockpa with something for the last bit of his probation #Jazz is just happy for him but sad she couldn't come #but she has college that she worked really hard for so he gets it #the batfam are so confused and concerned

[skylersprompts]

DC x DP Prompt *9*

Something that Jason realized was that he got the pit rage more and more under control the longer he stayed in Gotham.

Even so it took quite a while till he started to be on better terms with his family, it got easier every day.

At some point he could ignore the pit like any other intrusive thought.

He didn't tell B or his siblings, he just let them believe that he got control. Because otherwise Bruce would just start looking into it and Jason just wanted this good thing to last.

It had been over a week without any 'pit thoughts' - as he labelled them now -, the longest ever and he just felt good, almost like him self again!

Then the week turned into a month and if Jason could, he would make a somersault.

The pit was gone! It just had to be!

He was almost vibrating when he stepped into the cave. He would tell everyone that he was free! They never needed to be afraid of him again!

Jason had asked them all to meet in the cave before patrol, so that he could tell them the good news. And now everyone was here.

He took his helmet of and grinned. But before he could announce the good news, he felt himself sinking into the ground, like it was quicksand.

Panic was coursing through him and that seemed to make everything worse. A white light washed over him and after a tiny moment of silence his family started to panic again.

#skylers prompts #dcxdp #dcxdp prompt #dpxdc #Jason is a halfa #his corrupted ectoplasm was filtered over time in Gotham #and now that he has the good stuff™ he can transform #he just doesn't know this and everyone is freaking out #everything was going so well #and then boom! #ghost boy Jason! #tha batfam is so confused #what if they think Jason is moving on now #because he finally got along with everyone and didn't seem so angry anymore #the beginning of this sat since before my last prompt in my drafts #oh welp

[nelkcats]

Honorary Yeti

Frostbite is Leslie Thompkins teacher and inspiration, how this happened? When she was a kid, she fall through a natural portal and ended in Far Frozen, the Yetis were scary until they offered a warm blanket and hot chocolate.

Because she was just a little girl she marveled at everything she was looking at, it seemed so new and shiny. But what attracted her the most was seeing one of the Yetis explaining how to correctly apply a bandage, saving the life of a bright blue being.

Everything was like a dream, with the Yetis starting to teach her everything they did, her learning how to deal with "ghosts" and "liminals", although the latter seemed to be very rare, but no one explained to her correctly what she was learning.

Frostbite was the one who explained everything about medical knowledge to her, and she wanted to be a doctor. However, after waking up in her bed, everything seemed like a dream, and even if she doubted it was, who would believe that her greatest inspiration was a Yeti?

More precisely, this inspired her to learn all possible medical fields, and to become accessible to everyone who needed it.

When the rumored "Great One" she saw in her dreams visited Gotham City with an injury, she was prepared.

#dpxdc #leslie thompkins #Leslie is an honorary Yeti #Frostbite litte student #she stayed a couple of months in Far Frozen but time in the Realms is funky #so she returned to her house the same day #dc x dp #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc #Is Leslie big secret #she still don't know if it was really real #until the moment Danny ingress to Gotham #Batfam is confused #Leslie is suddenly calling someone Great One #and putting him as high priority #shenanigans

[ahfrickenfrick]

stupid headcannon that on Krypton they kept leathery winged creatures as pets so when Superman first meets Batman he’s immediately aweing all over him and messing with his cape and pointy ears

and then he’s introduced to the concept of furries and immediately bombards Batman w/questions about it

#batman #Superman #superbats #the age old question of is batman a furry #superman is a good guy #just a little confused #himbo superman is so silly to me #dc comics #dc #comics #head canon #batfamily #batfam #superman and batman #world’s finest

[acaiyatree]

kara cass friendship hm

#also sorry if i got kara wrong i was working w the little parts my brain has of her..... #i'll read more on her when i stop being so fixated on the batfam women LMAO #dc #dc comics #cassandra cain #kara zor el #kara danvers #linda lee danvers #god only knows what her civilian name is i am So confused (maybe i should read her comics smh) #my art >:DD