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#the hardy boys incorrect quotes
ghostboymichael · 2 years
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JB: I can explain.
Frank: Can you?
JB: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.
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mischievous-thunder · 2 years
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Venom: Come on, Eddie! Open the box. I made this present especially for you.
Eddie: *Stares at the nicely wrapped box suspiciously*
Eddie: No strings attached, you say?
Venom, rubbing his hands together and grinning: Yeah, almost.
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Stan TXT
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nancydfan · 10 months
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Nancy: Our can opener is broken.
Joe: So I guess it’s a can’t opener.
Nancy: I can’t believe I fell in love with you.
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avictimofthejazz · 2 years
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Face: Can I ask you a question?
BA: Sure.
Face: We're both on the same team, right?
BA: Yeah.
Face: And we're both working on the same mission, right?
BA: Yeah.
Face: Well, is there any special reason that I'm carrying all the gear? Besides the fact that I'm younger, smaller, and more easily intimidated?
BA: Nope.
Face: That's what I thought...
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drarreckyninja · 2 years
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drarreckyninja’s top 50 ships of May 2022 [44. Francy]
Fandom(s): The Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew Mysteries
Pairing: Frank Hardy x Nancy Drew
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Microfic: My Own Photos
Finally alone in a hotel room, but we’re not really alone, are we? Not with my brother in the next room, a simple six feet distance with only a thin wall separating us. Nancy looks so beautiful in her velvet cloak while I’m this ugly critter sitting on an uncomfortable bed with the most unappealing sheet set. Not that I should be paying attention to what the bed looks like, for---
“Have you seen my camera, Frank?” Her voice breaks through his thoughts.
“Hmm? The Polaroid?”
“Yes, Frank,” she answers sardonically but with a fond smile, “my Polaroid. Have you seen it?”
Yes, but in a moment of weakness, I took my own photos, and I didn’t think to separate them from the camera. And I don’t need you to find those pictures and see me different. Not now. Not after all we’ve been through.
“Nope.”
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Incorrect Quote:
Frank: The universe is cold and unfeeling. The only constant is chaos.
Nancy: Was that place out of chocolate-chip pancakes again?
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Subships: N/A
Note(s): I only recently discovered this show and have shipped Frank and Nancy since I saw them onscreen together.
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cassidystarks · 2 years
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Matt: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Jeff: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours...
Darby: I got distracted about halfway through.
Sting: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
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eunoiaths · 4 years
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wow i love queen
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Joe: Remember: more espresso, less despresso. More caffeine, less stresseine.
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ghostboymichael · 2 years
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Joe: *in counselling at school with Trudy*
Trudy, going over Joe’s self-reflection: Alright, it says here you are creative.
Joe: Yes.
Trudy: What do you create?
Joe: Problems.
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Joe: Is something burning?
Ben: Just my love for you.
Ben: .... oh no, and the cake I tried to bake you.
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IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY, BITCHES. So we have a coupon. Use the promo code VALENTINESDAY for an extra 20% off of Cards Against Nancy Drew! This goes from today the 13th of Feb to the 16th, so have fun if you wanna buy it!
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nancydfan · 2 years
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Joe: Remember, at our wedding, when you said you'd take me for better or worse, from that day forward until death do us part?
Nancy: What did you do?
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*Gwil doing something with Ben*
Gwil: Have you heard from Joe?
Ben: I'm sure everything is fine. We left him with Rami.
Gwil, already running back: THOSE TWO SENTENCES DO NOT GO TOGETHER.
*explosion in the distance, probably*
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thejoeisthejoe · 3 years
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“If I eat myself will I double in size or will I disappear?” - Joe Hardy
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borhap boys as quotes from my snap stories:
ben: I'm not jewish, I didn’t have a quinceañera
joe: no, you're not related to coleslaw. I would know, ok? you don’t escape from coleslaw unscathed
rami: I mean, if someone wants a piece of me, they can take it
gwil: *trying to put sheets on the bed* why are we like two goblins
part 2/?
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