#theswedes

[ladylaguna]

Still image for you lunatics that enjoy those. (Ie. Me) #illustration #ofmdbb2022 #ofmd #ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath #ourflagmeansdeathfanart #digitalart #digitalillustration #digitalartist #clipstudiopaint #stedebonnet #luciusspriggs #theswede #oluwandeboodhari #oluwandeboodharifanart #blackpete #weejohnfeeney #weejohnofmd #jimjimenez https://www.instagram.com/p/Ci-zCcKPXck/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#illustration #ofmdbb2022 #ofmd #ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath #ourflagmeansdeathfanart #digitalart #digitalillustration #digitalartist #clipstudiopaint #stedebonnet #luciusspriggs #theswede #oluwandeboodhari #oluwandeboodharifanart #blackpete #weejohnfeeney #weejohnofmd #jimjimenez

[marquise-de-clarabas]

"They don't go back in?"

Day 8 of Our Flag Means Inktober: The Swede

The Swede sings like a mermaid... So I used Part of Your World from The Little Mermaid. Yeah, I gave a lot of thoughts about this one.

#theswede #ofmdtheswede #ofmd #inktober #inktober2022 #ofmdinktober #ourflagmeansinktober #ourflagmeansdeath #ofmdfanart #fanart #natfaxon #thelittlemermaid #art #myart #digitalart #drawing #dessin

#the swede #ofmd the swede #speedpaint #ofmd #our flag means death #our flag means inktober #ofmd inktober #inktober #inktober 2022 #nat faxon #the little mermaid #part of your world #drawing #dessin #my art #art #fanart #digital art #autodesk sketchbook

[mokolat]

TUA Mermay Challenge @tuamermay Day 2 : Pirates

#TUA Mermay 2021 #Day2 #Pirates #TUAmermay #TUA #The Umbrella Academy #FiveHargreeves #TheHandler #LilaPitts #TheSwedes #Pirate #mermaid #merman #merfolk #TUAfanart #fanart #Art #Mokolat

[oceans-goddess]

The Swedish Baker

“It won’t stay together! I followed the directions like you said, but it’s falling apart!” I whined, aggravated with the pie crust in front of me. My hands were so covered with flour and globs of sugary dough that I couldn’t wipe my hair away from my face. But I didn’t have to; I felt a hand tuck the loose strand behind my ear as another hand landed on my lower back.

I looked up to see a pair of eyes the color of a frozen lake peering down at the mess I’d made. Axel had been trying to teach me how to bake a pie for months now, and I’d pushed it off until tonight because I knew it would end with me sticky and aggravated.

“Can you fix it?” I asked. He pecked me on the cheek and walked away silently. I opened my mouth to whine at him again, but stopped to watch him pour water into an empty cup. He walked over and poured a few drops into my mixture.

“Fold it with one hand,” he said simply. Unlike mine, his clothes (a simple white undershirt and plain green pajama pants) were still clean. I rolled my eyes and did as instructed, but the process was slow.

“It’s not working!” I cried, wanting to sit down and be done with my short-lived baking career. My last attempt at anything in the kitchen had ended with broken shards of glass that used to be our blender all over the floor and and a concerned, but amused trio of Swedish men.

“It’s working,” he refuted quietly, “give it a little more time. Keep going.”

He was right. Eventually the dough reached the right consistency, and the pie crust was spread into the baking dish.

                                                *          *          *

“I told you it would work. You must have patience, älskling,” Axel told me once the job was done and the house was filled with the sweet smell of apple pie that sat in the oven. I had changed my clothes and curled up on his lap.

“I’m sorry I was whining before,” I said, looking up at him. He chuckled at this. At my curious look, he said, “I know you did not particularly enjoy making it. But thank you. You know I love to bake, so I am happy I got to share it with you, even if only once.”

I smiled up at him. He usually displayed his love through quick pecks on the cheek or by waking me up to breakfast, so communicating his feelings through words was a gift that I rarely received. With a rush of affection, I reached up to kiss him.

Our lips met, and I grew a bit dizzy, my love for the blond clouding my head. For a few moments, I let myself loosen my grip on the world around us. The only thing that could possibly matter was his strong embrace, and the stubble on his chin, and the way his rough palm cupped my cheek, and-

Suddenly the alarm on the oven sounded, and just after that Otto pushed open the door to the apartment with a grunt. Axel stiffened, and I practically leapt into the air in surprise. Oscar hurried in behind Otto as I pushed myself off of Axel’s lap, my cheeks blazing. He let me go reluctantly, glaring up at his brothers with annoyance.

After a pause, and a short giggle from Oscar, Otto asked, “what’s baking? Smells good.”

#theswedes #tua #tua the swedes #the swedes tua #axel #otto #oscar #the umbrella academy #axel x reader #tua axel x reader

[klaus-the-umbrella-kid]

What’s with this show and giving us lovable bad guys??

#the umbrella academy #tua #theswedes #tua s2 #my art #fanart

[80siconic]

thomas is honestly such a sweet person. i made this edit for oscar and thomas fucking liked it and commented on it. i’m obviously not okay. i’ve been crying for the past 5 minutes? he is so sweet and genuine. i’m so thankful for him. honestly 🥺

#oscar tua #theswedes #thomassinclair #the umbrella academy #axel tua #otto tua #i love him so much godddamn it

[fandomsinsomnia]

I gotta say the Swedes weren't actually that bad villians like the handler annoyed me more than the Swedes I actually found the swedes pretty entertaining 😂 cause like when they are on screen they always walk so smoooooooth and Idk they just seem pretty badass

#And I feel sorry for the brother that lost his other brothers #Tua #Spoilers #Season 2 spoilers #Season 2 #the umbrella academy #tua #klaus #Theswedes #My opinion

[ibelieveindragons141]

Diego Hargreeves x reader I Here and There part 2

Part one 

 Diego Hargreeves x reader Word count: 1923 Warnings: Language 

"Hold on," you held up a hand, the other firmly entertained with Diego's. "You're saying that dad assassinated Kennedy?" "Let's not jump to conclusions." Five reasoned. "What the hell else is he doing standing on a grassy knoll, holding an open black umbrella on a sunny day in Dallas the exact moment the president gets shot?" Diego fired back at him, his grip tightening. "You have to admit, it doesn't look good, Five." Five frowned. Diego got a strange look on his face- similar to Elliot's before he started spouting off about us being aliens. "No, he's the signalman for the whole goddamn thing." "Easy, Diego." You started, but he cut you off. "This is what Hazel was trying to tell you." Diego turned to Five who had an exasperated look on his face. "We have to stop Dad from killing the president." Five rolled his eyes. "Diego, calm down, all right? Dad was no boy scout, but presidential assassination? It's never been his thing." "How would you know?" Diego's voice lowered, you knew you had to put a swift end to this conversation. Five stepped closer to the two of you, a hard glint in his eyes. "You think I had it easy? I was alone for 45 years-" "We don't have the time for this right now!" You interrupted, dropping Diego's hand to stand between the two boys. "He's clearly in Dallas so let's go talk to him. Maybe he can help us fix the timeline." "Dallas is a big place. We need to find him first." Five rolled his eyes again. "Gee, if only we had some magical, old-timey way of finding people and their addresses." Diego opened his mouth to shoot something back at Five's bitter sarcasm, but you cut him off, "alright," you said. "Let's go."  _______________________________________________________________ Lila and Diego piled into the car first. As you went to follow, Five gripped your arm and pulled you aside. "Five?" "I need you to find the others," he said. "What? No, I'm helping you find Dad." "We've got it covered. Look, out of the three of us, the others like you the most. They'll listen to you. I need you to bring them back to Elliot's and wait for us there,." You wanted to argue, but upon seeing the desperation in his eyes, nodded in silent agreement. ________________________________________________________________ You knew tracking them down would be hard, but you didn't think it'd be this hard. You managed to find Luther, but he turned you away like he had Five: rather rudely. Vanya was completely M.I.A. and the only Allison in the address book was an "Allison Chestnut." That left Klaus. The only lead you had were some rumors surrounding a magical cult-leader living in a mansion here in Dallas. If anything screamed "Klaus," it was that. Deciding that it was too late to ask around for help without sounding crazy, you headed back to Elliot's. It was dark. The only light filtered down from the second floor, casting a faint orange glow around the space. You walked in to see Lila straddling a very naked Diego. You froze in the doorway. Five sauntered up from behind you. "Oh, he isn't dead." He said casually, as if remarking on the weather. Lila didn't look up, her gaze entirely focused on the man in front of her. Your man. "Disappointed?" She asked, "To see you? Always." Five gave her a tight smile. Why was she sitting on Diego? Was something wrong? Was there something... between them? "So much hostility in such a tiny package. Did you cut yourself shaving? I could teach you to shave like a big boy." No, that's impossible. Diego would never do that to you. Five looked away. "No, I just ran into an old family friend." His cryptic answer was enough to reanimate you. Tearing your gaze away from Diego you asked, "Who?" He remained silent. Lila rolled her eyes. "You still don't trust me?" "Am I supposed to?" Diego groaned. Lila pressed her hands to his lower abdomen gently, but firmly. Lila stared at you. "Are you just going to stand there?" "I-" "Y/n?" Diego's voice was characteristically soft. You hurried over to him and brushed the hair off his forehead. "Hey, you." His lips twitched into a small smile before his eyes slipped closed again. "What happened?" "His Dad," Lila replied bluntly; then climbing off him said, "He's all yours. I'm gonna get some sleep." You perched yourself on the edge of the sofa. You examined the bandages wrapped around his midsection. "Dad did this?" Five gave you a sharp nod.  "Pogo," he made a vague gesture at his face, "did this." "Pogo." He waved your surprise away. "Any luck with the others?" You sighed. "No sign of Allison or Vanya. And I might have a lead on Klaus." He considered this for a moment. "Luther?" You crossed your arms. "Luther is a dick." Five cocked his head. "That, we can agree on. You said you have a lead on Klaus?" A nod. "Follow up on it tomorrow." Another nod, and he was gone.

________________________________________________________________ Rays of sun streaming through a window woke you up the next morning. You were still of the sofa, head resting on Diego's chest, a hand carding lazily through your hair. "Diego?" You murmured sleepily. "Y/n?" Your head shot up. Diego. "You're awake! I need to redress your bandages." "Woah, Y/n, sow down." He caught your hand mid-reach to the table beside you. "I will not 'slow down,' you almost bled out!" His eyes softened. "I know, and I'm sorry. But-" "Diego, you're awake. Good." Five strolled into the room with a cup of what was probably his second cup of black coffee. "Five." Diego winced as he tried to sit up. "Did you find anything last night?" "Of course. Unlike you, I can do my job without getting stabbed." "Five," you warned. He waved your comment away. "Y/n, I'll take care of Diego from here. Go find Klaus." You glanced back at Diego who gave you a slight nod. "Fine." You stood and pressed a kiss to Diego's forehead before heading outside. ________________________________________________________________ You stood outside a large, stone building. Klaus lives here? You wondered. The lights were off so you snuck around back. A pale man with long hair and a strange tattoo was drinking on a pink floaty in the swimming pool. "Klaus?" He startled. "Y/n?" "Oh, my God!" You cried, yanking your shoes off to jump into the pool while he awkwardly paddled toward you. The two of you collided, throwing your arms around each other excitedly. "It's really you," you breathed. "I thought I was the only one left." You pulled back and gripped his arms. "We have so much to catch up on." Hopping onto the wall you asked, "So, how did you end up in a place like this?" He reclined on his floaty again. "Oh... you know, dicks, drugs, debuntes. My holy trinity." "Klaus, you started a cult." You kicked at the water, enjoying its coolness against your bare toes. "'Cult' is a very negative word, y/n. We prefer to call it 'an alternative spiritual community,'" Klaus explained. "Nope," you giggled, "You definitely started a cult." "Alright, alright, alright. Enough about me. What about you?" You sighed deeply. Where to begin?________________________________________________________________ "I'm telling you, Diego. I don't trust her. And neither does Five." "So you're siding with Five now?" "Really? That's your takeaway from this?" "I can't do anything right can I?" "Where was she last night?" "What?" "She disappeared, didn't she? Where did she go? We don't know anything about her." "I don't know." "Exactly." "Y/n, why can't you just trust me?" "Why can't you trust me?" Diego opened his mouth, but before he could answer, Five materialized. "I found Vanya."

________________________________________________________________ "Diego," you hissed. "I can't dance." He smirked, "Just follow my lead." He gripped your waist tightly, drawing you close to him. You swayed to the music, focusing only on the rhythm and the feeling of Diego pressed up against you. "Diego, about earlier..." "I'm sorry." "What?" "I was being stupid and defensive and I'm sorry." You smirked, "That sounded physically painful." "I-" You pulled him down by his collar and kissed him deeply. His brought a hand up to tangle in your hair. "I love you," he murmured against your lips. You brought your mouth to his ear, "I love you, too," you whispered softly. He suddenly tensed. "Diego?" "Mom?"

________________________________________________________________

"Five!" You cried as a white-haired man flipped him over his shoulder and slammed the 45 year old teenager into the floor. Diego gasped from behind you, a leather strap wrapped around his neck. "Shit, Diego!" You flipped your wrist and sent a wave of purple energy at the man. Diego dropped to the ground. He looked up at you and his face twisted in panic. "Wha- AH!" The third man had snuck up behind you and punched you in the back of the head with his metal knuckles. Diego struggled to his feet to help you, but the man you'd sent flying was back and began throwing punches. Despite staggering back from the blow, you stayed standing and whirled around to face him. Your fists were coated in purple as you fired shot after shot at him. He dodged every one. You raised an eyebrow. "Not bad." He remained impassive. "But not good enough." He cocked his head. Putting your hands together, you focused your energy on him and threw him through the wall. Lila came running up the stairs; she met your eyes then looked back at Five who was getting his ass kicked. You nodded and both sprinted in opposite directions- you to Diego, and her to Five. ________________________________________________________________ "One of us is dead." Diego said, staring down at his plate. Klaus started talking to something behind him, must be a ghost. "Regardless," Reginald said, what would possess me to adopt eight ill-mannered malcontents?" "We all have special abilities," explained Five. Diego slid the photograph of Reginald at the assassination across the table. "Explain that," he demanded. Reginald Hargreeves stared hard at it then looked up, almost disappointingly, at Diego. "Well. I suppose you've solved it. You'e single-handedly unearthed my nefarious plot. Is that what you want to hear? You fancy yourself a do-gooder? The last man who will save us from our descent into corruption and conspiracy? This is a fantastic delusion. You're a tragic man, desperately unaware of his own insignificance; desperately clinging to his own ineffectual reasoning." You were frozen. Diego was too, until he sunk back down into his seat beside you. Instead of responding, or firing back some rude remark, he stuttered out a weak, "You're wrong." You immediately grabbed his hand and said loudly, "how dare you. You have no right to speak to him like that, to any of us like that. You're a monster who bought children and turned them into soldiers." "Y/n, your hand." You stared down at the hand not holding Diego's and saw it sparking with violet light. Five, seizing the moment to change the subject, said, "Look, we have a catastrophic war coming in five days. We need to figure out how to stop it." A/n: I'm working on the third and final part. I'll have it up as soon as I can! As always, thanks for reading and lmk what you think :) Tag list: @jasminhargreeves​ 

@alonewolfsblog​ @ginger-swag-rapunzel​

#diego hargreeves x reader #number two #number two x reader #tua #tua fanfic #numberone #number three #numberfour #numberfive #numberseven #number eight #the umbrella academy #seasontwo #theswedes #lila pitts #parttwo

[holistic-whovian-11]

Umbrella Academy

Was it just me who knew that the game the Swedes were playing in an episode  is mumblety-peg. It is described on Wikipedia as ‘two opponents stand opposite one another with their feet shoulder-width apart. The first player then takes the knife and throws it to "stick" in the ground as near his own foot as possible. The second player then repeats the process. Whichever player "sticks" the knife closest to his own foot wins the game.If a player "sticks" the knife in his own foot, he wins the game by default, although few players find this option appealing because of the possibility of bodily harm.’ I know about mumblty-peg because it was a question on trivial pursuit

#theswedes #the umbrella academy #mumblty-peg #umbrella academy season 2

[princesscatherinemiddleton]

Royal Fandom Positivity Project ↠ [82/∞]

So many good blogs are on hiatus but that’s not going to stop me - Nat (@theswedes)

This is definitely a blog I want to come off hiatus. It’s so good. There are some truly wonderful and less common SRF posts here and Nat covers all the SRF, not just Madeleine, Sofia, or Victoria. There’s Carl Philip and Silvia and Daniel and Carl Gustaf as well. There are only a few blogs that would cause me to celebrate if they returned - Charlotte, Bella, and Nat.

#mine #rfpp #theswedes

[hahuyhoang]

The Umbrella Academy - The Commission - The Swedes - Axel. The oldest brother/leader of the Swedes. #splendidriver #hahuyhoang #umbrellaacademy #darkhorsecomics #netflix #tvshow #gerardway #gabrielba #character #fanart #comicbook #drawing #art #artist #cartoon #cartoonist #character #characterdesign #axel #theswedes #villain #assassin #instaart #artstagram #artistoninstagram https://www.instagram.com/p/CHieN87DPJm/?igshid=2fjud0cop66o

#splendidriver #hahuyhoang #umbrellaacademy #darkhorsecomics #netflix #tvshow #gerardway #gabrielba #character #fanart #comicbook #drawing #art #artist #cartoon #cartoonist #characterdesign #axel #theswedes #villain #assassin #instaart #artstagram #artistoninstagram

[heatheraddley]

Hayden and Harper were The Swedes from Umbrella Academy for Halloween! #halloween #theswedes #umbrellaacademy #daughters #costumes https://www.instagram.com/p/CHEU37_lNm2/?igshid=kjek7wn38bkg

#halloween #theswedes #umbrellaacademy #daughters #costumes

[mokolat]

TUA Mermay Challenge @tuamermay Day 15 : Hunt

#TUAMermay2021 #Day15 #Hunt #TheSwedes #Otto #Axel #Oscar #I finally draw them!!! Yes! #TUA #TheUmbrellaAcademy #Mermay #Merman #Mermaid #Merfolk #TUAFanart #Fanart #Mokolat #Artchallenge

[johnhaden]

I know it’s not #tbt but @terrilynnehaden found some of these on a hardrive today #theswedes #thevaughnster limo #skateboarding (at Huntington Beach, California)

#thevaughnster #tbt #theswedes #skateboarding

[gentlebeerd]

***Added a new chapter where they meet a new female character (based on a real-life pirate)!***

Chapters: 3/? Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet, Stede Bonnet/Crew of the Revenge (Our Flag Means Death), Oluwande Boodhari & Jim Jimenez, Oluwande Boodhari/Jim Jimenez, Black Pete/Lucius Spriggs Characters: Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Stede Bonnet, Oluwande Boodhari, Jim Jimenez, The Swede (Our Flag Means Death), Buttons (Our Flag Means Death), Wee John Feeney, Roach (Our Flag Means Death), Black Pete (Our Flag Means Death), Ivan (Our Flag Means Death), Fang (Our Flag Means Death), Israel Hands, Frenchie (Our Flag Means Death), Lucius Spriggs, Chauncey Badminton, Original Female Character(s), Original Characters, Anne Bonny Additional Tags: blackbonnet - Freeform, gentlebeard Summary:

Stede sets out on quest with nothing but hope to reunite with his love, Ed. Unfortunately, Blackbeard has turned a new page. The crew encounters some new characters along the way (including a couple of female characters)!

(Post Season 1)

#our flag means death #ofmd #ed x stede #stede bonnet #blackbonnet #blackstede #blackbeard #oluwande #black pete #anne bonny #buttons #izzy hands #jim jimenez #theswede #swede #roach #wee john feeney #wee john ofmd #gentlebeard #gentlebonnet

[askwhathasthiscometo]

These freaking nerds went behind my back and showed up in Copenhagen and boy was I not ready for that @dorathemetamorphmagus @callmegoddaddy

#thedane #theswede #thegreek #neverhasmyjawdroppedsofar #imnotcrying #this was some Hobbit shit when Gandalf introduces the dwarfs #first there's one #then there's ONE MORE #HOW MANY PEOPLE DID YOU HIDE IN THE BATHROOM