#theyre an old married couple

[lux-32i]

🔦🌃 Lantern-signal

#batlantern #bruce wayne #hal jordan x bruce wayne #hal jordan #theyre an old married couple

[strawberryscorp]

albus and scorpius would argue like married couples in ikea’s just for their own entertainment

#scorbus #theyre an old married couple #shoutout to waffled-iron for making me think of ikea i hope you had a great time there 🫶🏾 #albus severus #albus severus potter #scorpius malfoy #harry potter and the cursed child #albus and scorpius #hp next gen #albus potter

[drug-called-fangirling]

Ghost files is just two guys sitting in the dark with candles, holding hands, and arguing like an old couple

#ghost files #shane madej #ryan bergara #shaniac #boogara #watcher #we are watcher #ghost hunters #theyre an old married couple #ghostfiles

[yudovi]

Grandma and pops found each other again… yes thats the submarine and her smaller husband stratosphere

#this has been in my head #imagining that they split ways long time ago #i know theyre from different universes but #IMAGINE #THEYRE AN OLD MARRIED COUPLE #bayverse #idk what the other verse is so i dont know how to tag it #tfcu #stratosphere #alliance #bayformers #maccadam #transformers

[gunsatthaphan]

why are first and khao acting like they just entered retirement 😭

kjsdklks idk but I can't stop laughing bc like,,, I get what they mean because I, too, am having trouble keeping up with the younger generation lmao but also the way they're talking about Fourth like he's 12 and they're 80 is sending me 😭💀

this highkey reminds me of safe house though where they always went to bed early and complained about the noise of the others jdkhgf

#firstkhao #this is why theyre my spirit animals #theyre an old married couple #thats why i love them #🥺 #they better forget about their age-issues when OF starts is all ill say kdjhgdf

[incorrect-ember-knight]

Darang: anything interesting happen while i was gone?

Waron: I asked Zius for some water while he was mad at me. he brought me a glass full of ice and said “wait”

#source: tumblr #ember knight #incorrect ember knight #the ember knight #incorrect quotes #darang #waron #zius #theyre an old married couple #clang brain

[mr-vanhellis]

Hello Tumblr, I return offering Future SKK

And a silly mini comic to go with them teehee

#bsd #bungo stray dogs #my art #bungou stray dogs #dazai osamu #soukoku #chuuya nakahara #bsd soukoku #chuuzai #theyre like an old married couple #real #bsd dazai #bsd chuuya

[littlelightfish]

Mr. & Mrs. Folke

#they are in love #they are everything to me #they're the only canon alive couple from the manga that is happy in their marriage #and i love them so very much #yarn folke #that old woman is everything #she's so lovely #she doesn't even talk ever. the only thing she says is “oh dear” on an extra comic whrn kaka cries after the gnome festival #she is so mom #i love her #and #tansu folke #he's a grandpa #an old soul in an old body #he's the definition of old grumpy caring man #he cares so much about his sons #i love here #this couple right here #is the best of them all #fuck romance i want whatever this bitches have #and still they love each other and are happy in their marriage #dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #delicious in dungeon #theyre married ik. and old af. and precious. #they're goals #my shit

[xiaoming56]

Blue carbuncle is a new christmas classic in my book

#mffjkdnf theyre so goofyyy #guy getting tackled and then having to endure them bickering like an old married couple 😭😭😭 #sherlock n john giving eo giftsss #johns gift being ear defenders that tell ppl to shh rkfkkdkdkf #and sherlocks gift being goose ass watch💀💀💀 #i love them sm 😭😭😭😭😭😭 #sherlock and co #sherlock holmes #john watson #johnlock #sherlock

[rainstories]

clint calling bucky "the buckster" my beloved

#winterhawk #hawkeye #bucky barnes #clint barton #theyre so silly #like an old married couple

[alfazoings]

my malevolent brainrot has me locked in a little birdcage forcing me to photosynthesise my own food for my hyperfixation

#malevolent #malevolent podcast #arthur lester #john doe #john arthur #i am so normal about them i swear #(lie) #these mfs make me soo happy theyre like a old married couple I LOVE THEM #arthur is like a soppy wet cat and i will stand on that hill #and john is soup. also thinking of giving him little isopod legs bc it would be so funny

[hamletshoeratio]

"I want x spinoff, I want a book about y"

I want to meet the woman who had not one but TWO kids with Hermes. Two kids so close in age and are so alike people just assume that they're twins, two kids who are chaos personified, who singlehandedly run the camp shop, who are in charge of the biggest cabin at camp and look after their equally chaotic gremlin siblings plus every unclaimed kid at camp like Lou Ellen a daughter of Hecate and another being of chaos who learnt it all from them, and who take every opportunity to fuck shit up, to prank their camp mates or to steal shit. Their last name, which they get from their mama? Stoll by the way. Neither child notices the pun.

I want to meet Mama Stoll, who saw the chaos, who saw the bullshit Hermes brought into her life the first go around and said tonight's the night let's do it again. She is either the world's greatest cat burglar who enticed the god of Thieves or the messenger god was enchanted by the best god dam delivery woman on the planet. There's no in-between. It was just a bonus that her surname was the perfect pun. Her and Hermes laugh about it. In my head, it's all canon. Regardless, she unleashed two agents of unlimited chaos onto an unsuspecting world, and I love her for it. I take my hat off to her, I kneel before her.

Oh, and the oldest kid, Travis? He's dating a girl called Katie, who is the daughter of Demeter. Her last name? Gardner. Fucking Gardner. She has a sister called Miranda Gardiner, by the way. Mama Stoll finds it hilarious. Her sons still don't get the pun, but at least she gets on with her future daughter in law like a house on fire.

#pjo spoilers #pjo #hermes pjo #percy jackson and the olympians spoilers #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #travis stoll #connor stoll #the stoll brothers #katie gardner #miranda gardiner #tratie #travis x katie #katie is at college and dating travis in new rome you may argue to the wall #theyre canon to me #do not cite the deep magic to me witch i was there when it was written etc #riordanverse #but like they're perfect they're head counsellors together they have forced proximity slight enemies to lovers thing going on #he makes her laugh & have fun she relaxes him they bicker like an old married couple he lifts her up & spins her around just because he can #and because he likes holding her she pretends to hate it but she can't rub the smile off her face... they're canon to me ok #mama stoll #mrs stoll

[fungalleech]

you guys like omeluum x blurg right

of course you do

Here

“It’s hard to explain, but I’m happier when I’m around Omeluum.” POOKIE YOU ARE SMITTEN TO ONE ANOTHER

#omelurg #omeluum #blurg #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #baldurs gate 3 #ship #gay old men real #theyre like an old married couple but so wildly autistic that #they don’t even realise that they’re haplessly in love with one another

[cottoncandysprite]

Happy to say that I am back in my "every time I remember the ineffable husbands exist I have to sit down for a second" mindset

#THEY'RE LITERALLY SO ROMANTIC ITS INSANE #if it weren't for them I would be a very different person I promise you that #the way they defy their nature AND learned prejudices to be together #the inherent divinity of humanity and not being completely good or bad but somewhere in the middle out of pure choice and love #THE 6000 YEARS OF PINING. #theyre a bickering old married couple theyre teenagers in their first relationship #they arent even dating yet theyve been in love for centuries #they wont even admit that theyre friends and yet they KNOW the feelings are mutual #i haven't been this feral over them since 2020 pray for me #good omens #good omens 2 #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #ramblies

[dustykneed]

spones request: what about bones noticing that spock is too cold/shivering at night when he sleeps over in bones' quarters so bones starts sewing spock a quilt so that he's more comfortable?

(feel free to take this and make it about bones doing any handicraft of your preference to make spock a gift that'll keep him warm)

one fluffy spones order coming right up *⁠･⁠゜ﾟ⁠(⁠^⁠O⁠^⁠)⁠↝ thank you so much for the req ^^ i live for these two being an old married couple (old married couple hobbies included) and thoroughly enjoyed drawing this little comic. hope you enjoy!!

(feel free to assume spock only let bones turn up the heat without further argument because his sheer desire to see bones shirtless outweighed his stark reluctance to acknowledge that his comfort is not illogical either.)

#star trek #star trek tos #tos #star trek fanart #leonard mccoy #bones mccoy #spock #s'chn t'gai spock #spones #spones fanart #mcspirk (hinted) go figure #theyre the old married couple ever #well actually most if not all of my Ships are old married couples so #theyre one of the most old married couples ever #bones x spock #thats a new one! idk tags keep slipping my mind every time #look at these sillies #i love them !! #tysm for the req!! and also i see u in my notes and i appreciate u greatly #leonard 'im a doctor of course i can sew' h mccoy everybody #currently im wearing two layers of leg warmers and my feet are still fucking frigid so really feeling this atm #reqs still open btw!! or anything else yall would like to put in my asks ^^ chances are ill go feral bc yall are absolutely brilliant

[elizernote]

I loved the new fit designs in the new official Harukawa art! So i decided to draw these two sillies-

#chuuya #chuuya nakahara #dazai #dazai osamu #bungou stray dogs #soukoku #dazai x chuuya #dazai x chūya #flowers #RoMAncE #i dont fkin #theyre like an old married couple