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jess-emurphy · 2 years

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Zootopia abortion comic is canon to the Resident Evil universe.

#this isnt even a shitpost #resident evil

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wizardpotions · 1 month

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Trying to buy a sweet treat beverage in the year of our lord 2024 and companies won't release anything that isn't citrus or mango or "tropical"

#shitpost #im not saying theyre bad flavours and im happy for you if you like then #citrus isnt even bad its just always some vague tropical shit and never like lemon or anhtning

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actual-haise · 1 year

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#tes #tesv #skyrim #the elder scrolls #bethesda #todd howard #gaming #gamer #epic meme #meme #shitpost #the funniest thing is #this isnt even all skyrim ports

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notebook-enthusiast · 2 years

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sent 1 email. taking the rest of the day off.

#this isnt even a shitpost

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rainbow-taishi · 4 months

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What if

#cioccolatodorima #cursed image #my drawings #anime #drawing #manga #fanart #shitpost #jogo #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #jogo is like an angry plushie in curse form #i think its kinda neat #the tired old dude look like nanami(even though he isnt old)

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videogamelover99 · 6 months

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So many skk fanfics have Chuuya be the one that openly shows affection while Dazai is emotionally constipated and while Dazai IS emotionally constipated have you seen them?? Dazai is out there giving Chuuya touching farewell speeches and Chuuya gets so embarrassed he shoots Dazai in the face. They're both so bad at showing care in ways that aren't actions but like Chuuya is EXTRA bad. The most physical affection he's given anyone is like, the fistbump he gave Dazai's shoulder that one time. You're telling me Chuuya is the one openly discussing feelings in this relationship?? Dazai will probably get two words in and Chuuya's already running for the hills. I can't imagine him even hugging people unless someone else initiates.

#dazai avoids and chuuya fights but like. dazai so far has been WAY better at openly showing he cares #look all im saying is we need more fics where chuuya is just. really bad at physical affection #have him give the most awkward comfort pat to someone #bsd #nakahara chuuya #soukoku #dazai osamu #skk #shitpost #this isnt even headcanon this is canonically shown chuuya cannot handle feelings #he metabolizes them into heroic gestures #touch starvation who is she

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ofcowardiceandkings · 2 months

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aw look now they both have fursonas :'3

i just wanted to finish colouring something for the first time in um ...

so it was this shitty joke im sorry it isnt even funny it was better in my head djskjfdk GOD ... the effort for so little pay off

except maybe these outfits, theyre cute >:3

anyway your honor i love them

i cant believe the first time ive drawn the light dragon is for this shit

un-shrinked and un-distorted doodles under the cut, i promise the two bottom ones are just joke versions of other sketches lmfao

its been years since ive drawn Wolf Link oh man what a blast from the past !! s/o to alttp bunny ... also, light dragon my beloved ;____;

but yeah, the two there are modified silly versions of .. other sketches

which i will finish

sometime

eventually

#this fhjdks isnt even that funny im sorry again #tears of the kingdom #legend of zelda #zelink #botw/totk #the light dragon #wolf link #furry #anthro #shitposting #leg of zeg #tingdom schwingdom #pilots doodles #rory's ramblings

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elizakai · 2 months

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killer x killer but context died last reset

(The first icon is from @shittyutmv and the second is @swiftmitsu)

(also mitsu this post is for you.)

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wildcardsoul · 2 months

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You have thirteen seconds before the island fucking explodes you Hot Topic wannabe and you blue gumball son of a bitch.

#sorry for my dumbass shitposts here . ik thats what tumblr does. this isnt even shipping but i know theyre gay in my heart so it counts.#persona 3 reload #makoto yuki #shinjiro aragaki #makoshinji #shinjimina #persona 3 #p3 #p3r #i love you real time fandub

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fate-defiant · 1 month

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🦋~I want you to kiss me, I want you to remake me I want to drown in this moment of captivation~🦋

(I fucking did it dear god that was so many fucking layers)

#princess tutu #ahirue #ahiru #duck #rue #fanart #my art #this was by all means supposed to be a quick shitpost #but then I was looking at the sketch and the flats #and was like “this is bleak. dismal. i can do More”#so i did it for realsies and look how pretty it turned out #it feels good to complete something #i havent done that since like 2020?...21? i dont remeber 💀#and i can't lie i had fun figuring out the shading on the hair and skin #it was very fun #i mightve drowned this in way too many glowy effects though. i tend to do that a lot #but I decidedly do not care look how dope all that glitter is this was so fuuuuuun #if the lighting seems bogus no it isnt and bullshitting the light source is an honored artistic tradition. so #do not @me about anything ever #god tumblr nerfed the image quality so much #i was gonna upload this as JPEG but that looked even worse than this #well whatever. whatever #hitting post now good night IM DONE. 10 HOURS BABY I DID IT ITS A FINISHED ILLUSTRATION WHOO HOOOOOOOO

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baeshijima · 18 days

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OKAY WAIT imagine you make blade blush for the first time in what feels like forever for him (tbh, it probably is), but instead of registering the feeling as being one of affection, he mistakes the pumping of his heart and tightening of his stomach as adrenaline; the very same feeling he gets when in the throes of battle.

"you know, blade, you're actually quite handsome." "...what?" "yeah! you have a really nice face, and your physique is grea—"

*cue him charging at you mid-compliment, his sword in hand with a wild blush staining his skin*

#this is a shitpost but at the same time isnt #sighs in emotionally confused blade who will have a one-sided e2l with u bc he thinks ur just provoking him for a fight all the time #sorry for all the blade brainrots he has forcibly made my mind his home and even implanted thoughts of a theme change surrounding him #(<- not actually sorry btw u signed up for this when u followed me <33)#sophie talks : concepts <3

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brainbleedo · 4 days

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Gwen - "I'm actually a lesbian"

Alice - "you are? Hey I like girls too"

Sam - "Hey I mean who doesn't haha"

Celia - "does anyone in this office like men?"

Colin - "..."

#the magnus protocol #the magnus pod #tmagp #tmagp shitpost #lesbian Gwendolyn Bouchard truther right here #also bisexual Alice and pansexual sam?? yes please #tma podcast #gwendolyn bouchard #alice dyer #samama khalid #celia ripley #theyre all some flavour of queer #lena included even though she isnt here #that woman is a mean lesbian alr?