#val valkyrie

[razorblade180]

Balance

Valerie:*on the ground*

Nora:C’mon Val! Training has just begun!

Valerie:Mom, could you possibly be upset? You’re more intense than usual.

Yesterday

Nora:(Ugh, today was the worst. At least tomorrow is the weekend. Hehe, pancake day!)

Valerie:Hey dad, can we have waffles tomorrow for breakfast.

Ren:Of course sweetie!

Nora:

Present day

Nora:Rise my child.

Ren:Breakfast is ready! I made pancakes and waffles!

Nora:

Nora:Let’s go eat sweetie!!!

Valerie:(Was she just hungry!?)

#rwby #rwby shitpost #rwbabies #nora valkyrie #lie ren #renora #val valkyrie

[nicstylus]

Get stickbugged skuldugged lol

hiding my unhinged thoughts in the tags

#i have never made something so stupid that made me smile so much #look at that fucker go #imagine him like #skedaddling towards you at top speed #hes the stuff of nightmares #necromancers beware #alternative: take #this is what he does on vals rooftop when she doesnt let him in #her neighbors have called the police but they never find anything #she is so done with him #im cackling please #someone put me in an institution #skulduggery pleasant #valkyrie cain #get stick bugged lol #stick bug #stick bug meme #meme #skulduggery pleasant memes #nic stylus

[neims-skeleton-obsession]

how i imagine val asking about the car for the first time went:

(the handwritten text says "asked about the car" and "12 and full of regret")

#i was experimenting with how to draw him and this happened #its nice n easy to draw so bonus #but equally if i did a “serious” drawing in this style i think i would laugh too hard to finish it #he is a war criminal and i made him ROUND #also enjoy the low quality child val ill draw her properly one day #but this is what you get for now #skulduggery pleasant #valkyrie cain #shitpost #art #artist on tumblr #i hate how much i like this good lord #/pos

[laurellerual]

For the fanart, could you do Val full shieldmaiden stlye, post-battle?

I am so proud of this! I love it, if I can say so myself.

I think that the equipment of the skjaldmær (shielmaiden) is quite historically accurate.

The swan feather cloak is not. I chose it because Val, shieldmaiden version, reminded me of  Hervör (also a shieldmaiden from the Hervarar saga ok Heiðrek). And  Hervör + Val reminded me of the homonymous valkyrie from the Vǫlundarkviða, also a swan-maiden.

I hope you like it :)

#val #asoiaf #freefolk #vikings #hervor #norse mithology #asoiaf fanart #art #mitology #poetic edda #valkyrie #medieval literature

[galaxysplove]

Hey so what does everyone envision Val's sigil on her stick to look like. I explained that really badly so... the stick that Val used in the War of the Sanctuaries is supposed to have a sigil so that she can charge it with her magic and also knock people out but what does the sigil look like. Only asking because I found a really cool fucking stick that as perfectly cylindrical so I'm going to sand it down, use some really dark wood stain and add the sigil. So yeah any help appreciated. I'm going to tag people I think would be really good at designing this but anyone can help. Pls. @maidofdarkness23 @nicstylus @the-ghost-of-a-spirit @billygaysanguine

#anton shudder #fletcher renn #ghastly bespoke #larrikin fetter #nefarian serpine #scapegrace #skulduggery pleasant #stephanie edgley #tanith low #thrasher #sticks #Val's stick #Valkyrie's stick #stick sigil #Valkyrie's stick sigil

[funnefatale]

wanted to make a post ranting about how much tlat fucked over val but it's so bad that it isn't worth the brain power it would take to write an essay so here's a list of bullshit. tlat spoilers obviously

this movie just unnecessarily made val into a slutty bisexual who has commitment issues? like, why was she like "an orgy sounds great" while thorjane (the straights) were like ew

the way they reduced her to the token black friend who is there purely to support the white mains??? like that was the vibe I got from the trailer but this was somehow worse??? she got virtually nothing???

why are the asgardians respecting thor more than val when she's their king and the one whose been taking care of them while thor's been fucking around having his fifteenth midlife crisis???

tessa said that there was a version of the script where her whole storyline was just about finding a queen and she had to step in because it was dehumanizing and the focus on val needed to be about her being a person who happened to be queer... but where was this person? we got some grrl power king status scenes and a couple of blink and you'll miss them lines about the valkyrior and that's it

how did we not get a single flashback about the valkyrior even though we know an extra was cast a valkyrie

she got nerf'd and kicked out of the final battle and was absent for like most of the last 30 minutes

some kids got more of a hero moment in the final battle than val did

pretty sure she actually had more screen time in ragnarok than in tlat

she had literally no character development or plot. she is literally just a body there to fight

no fr there's this whole ass scene where she's basically a body for korg?? it was very strange and didn't serve a purpose but she had to do it while because I guess thorjane are too important to do it

thor says that zeus was his childhood hero when it was previously val, and like yeah you can have more than one hero but come on

we are three movies deep, why doesn't val have a first name??? tessa implied she would get a name and then she just didn't????

val doesn't get to talk about her beloved herself - it's just korg babbling at her about her commitment issues and mentions an ex girlfriend

val lowkey compares jane to her sisters but their entire friendship is basically offscreen

there's this bit where korg says thor doesn't discriminate who he loves and it cuts to a montage of thor with a bunch of white women and idk that feels like an attack on the idea of a black woman being his love interest

also this isn't about val but thor's characterization was just so fucking awful this entire movie like holy shit who the fuck was that man baby because that was not the person at the end of ragnarok or even iw/endgame. like, what the fuck did taika do to my man??? but that may need to be its own post

in conclusion this movie sucks ass. is it queerbaiting? no, val is explicitly queer (and korg but who cares about that pile of rocks), but it's not a good movie and just a horrible movie for val in particular. if you're a qpoc or a woc who was excited to see val finally get her moment in the sun then don't even bother

#tlat spoilers #thor spoilers #love and thunder spoilers #valkyrie #brunnhilde #thor love and thunder #mcu spoilers #film: mcu #thorkyrie #tagging the ship because half the people who actually care about val are there

[ladygrit]

this is our furiosa

#mad max #mmfr #mad max fury road #furiosa #valkyrie #imperator furiosa #george we’d BETTER see val in the prequel movie please please please please #returning to my roots

[angelwiththeblue-box]

watching the marvels was so fun pls go watch it but also i need everyone to know this very specific thought process:

carol has def slept with dar-benn the amount of ex lovers energy off of them is insane, she was dating maria and they were serious until carol lost her memory then they were on and off, but carol was always there and maria never stopped loving her and carol and valkyrie are dating thee power couple of the mcu i love them

thank you and goodnight

#i told this to my brother and he looked at me with the most deadpan expression #he does not care #i was so excited when val showed up you guys dont even know #the marvels spoilers #the marvels #carol danvers #carol x valkyrie #carol x maria #danbeau #darcy x monica #not letting that ship go also #dar benn

[unreliableforecasts]

carol melts every time val calls her baby.

​literally a puddle on the floor, especially if there’s a ‘my’ before it

#that is all. thank you. #carol danvers #valkyrie #valcarol #the marvels #* in hindsight this is me projecting because i would melt if val called me baby.

[razorblade180]

Veronica:Hey, your semblance can invigorate or debuff people depending on what you say. So what happens of you use it while singing?

Valerie:I can’t dictate how a song makes you feel. I could sing a happy song and it might make you sad. An upbeat song might make you sluggish depending on how you feel about the song.

Veronica:So what I’m hearing is only good things could happen if Party Rock blasted at a club and you song along.

Valerie:…

Veronica:….

Valerie:I’ll get my purse.

Veronica:Let’s goooooo!

#rwby #rwbabies #veronica belladonna #val valkyrie #rwby twin snowflakes

[nicstylus]

You ever wonder if they just sit by the pier and exist sometimes?

#see originally this was going to be relaxing #just two sorcerers taking a much needed break #but I'm Nic Stylus #I have to make it sad #:D #and tbh I think I like the backround more than the actual art #Val looks too clingy or smth idk #shes just a kid though #I think we forget that a lot #skulduggery pleasant #valkyrie cain #skulduggery pleasant fanart #magic #ireland #pier #skeleton #detective #digital art #stylus #nic stylus #tanith low #kenspeckle grouse #mortal coil spoilers #mildly?

[neims-skeleton-obsession]

Valkyrie totally tried to stab someone when she was smol. Like before Skug era.

She'd probably been told not to after accidently doing it, but hadn't been told why not.

So some very unlucky person became victim to a smol child's experiment about why stabbing was bad.

Gordon probably told everyone about it proudly.

oh absolutely i reckon she experimented with different stabbing implements too. to see which one was most bad. on one notable incident, she stabbed someone (beryl) with one of those like. two pronged forks you use for turkey at christmas.

gordon talked about it for the next to years at every opportunity. he's never been prouder.

#asks and answers #skulduggery pleasant #valkyrie cain #this is so funny to me. like lil five year old val just fucken. stabs a bitch #i support this so much

[frankensteins-mt-dew]

Ok but why is it valcarol and not mar-val ?

#No hate this just came to me #valcarol #Mar-val #captain marvel #valkyrie

[dnvrsmedia]

Do you have any Dom Valkyrie headcannons?

DOO IIIII?? well ofc i do! she can use me however she likes

warnings : mentions of somnophilia, edging, collaring, possessiveness & impact play

Val absolutely loves to show you off (when you’re being good)

You definitely follow her around on her King duties in new Asgard

It would be more weird that you weren’t attached to her hip

ANYWAAAAY

she likes to be called king,your majesty, daddy, & sir in bed

anything deemed more masc in titles she loves

BUT when having more romantic and slow sex she loves being called Brunnhilde

she’s so into collaring

she is a dom of all doms so letting people know that you’re her’s gets her off

on your day-to days (depending on her mood) you only need to wear a necklace with her initial on it

on other days, she makes you wear your collar w all the bells & whistles

you love it either way

val is definitely sooooo possessive

oh & i think val absolutely loves pussy worship

she would live between your legs forever if you’d let her

she’s big on praise when you deserve it

and she loooooves hearing you get so worked up for her

she’s such a tease so she def mocks the way you moan when she’s edging you

that’s so hot to me though can we talk abt that 😵‍💫

her fingers pushing and prodding into you just the way she knows you like it

she forces you to make eye contact with her as her mouth is agape, silently mocking the way you scream for her

val laughing in your face when she edges you for the umpteenth time

PHEW

when it comes to punishments though ahh

spanking. so much spanking.

and not just on your ass

not just with her hand but anything she can get her hands on

flogger, riding crop, paddle, belt, you name it she’s used it

she’s also really into somno (oh i’m totally projecting here)

seeing you cry as she fucks you in half just does something for her

buuut! she isn’t always the big bad dom

she truly is a sweetheart

everything she does is to keep you safe

when she became king she realized that the safest place you could ever be is right by her side

she is a sap and hates you admit it

you can see that in her aftercare!

no matter how rough or soft the scene was, she will always take care of you

sweet words of affirmation and gentle kisses!

there’s def so much more maybe i’ll do a pt 2!!!

#dnvrsmedia #ask em! #mcu #val x reader #valkyrie x reader #valkyrie x reader smut #brunnhilde x reader #brunnhilde x reader smut #mcu valkyrie #mcu brunnhilde #thor love and thunder #tlat fic #tlat #mcu smut #marvel hcs #val hc

[goooooooose]

I loved a mind full of murder because the stakes where high but the world wasn't ending and then at the end Cadaver is like 'the apocalypse is coming' and I just thought ohh.........again.............

#also I love that Val is 31 and fucken RIPPED #a mind full of murder #skulduggery pleasant #sp16 #valkyrie cain #winter grieving #cadaver cain

[maidofdarkness23]

Yeah the Dead Valkyrie AU hasn't exited my brain just yet.

#skulduggery pleasant #valkyrie cain #Dead Val AU #gacha life 2