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Villaintine's Day 2024: Evil Schemes Masterlist
(Total: 25)
Evil Scheme 01
Sidekick is the mastermind who’s been foiling Hero/Villain’s attempts, not Villain/Hero
Evil Scheme 02
Investigative Reporter is close to unraveling the plot of the century and Detective isn’t ready for their cover to be blown (either corrupt or secretly Hero/Villain!Detective)
Evil Scheme 03
Detective who has to investigate a string of crimes and ends up discovering more about Villain than they ever thought they would (could be an identity reveal or a bigger plot or a “the Villain is actually the good guy and X is actually the antagonist)
Evil Scheme 04
Wants-to-do-Good Mayor x Jaded!Hero who just wants to go home (bonus points if you pit Jaded!Hero x Committed-to-Evil!Villain against each other too)
Evil Scheme 05
Corrupt!Mayor x Usurping!Villain (villain could be good, villain could be evil and just want power for themselves, it’s up to you!)
Evil Scheme 06
Hero/Villain who barely escapes/defeats Hero/Villain and knows it’s hopeless in the long run but keeps trying - lose the battle, win the war type thing
Evil Scheme 07
Responses to “I love you”:
“Oh, you poor, poor thing.” *laughs hysterically.*
“…What?”
“Oh you lovesick kitten, you fell in love with the wrong person.”
*Laughs hysterically.* “Hilarious, impeccable timing.”
“I hadn’t pegged you for the type to fall in love. I was thinking of angles, researching, trying to figure your actions out. But we both lost. You fell in love and I didn’t even think of that being your reason.”
“I don’t understand.” // “Of course you don’t. Your brain’s all drowned in red roses right now.”
“Yes, yes, we get the joke.” // “No, I’m not joking.” // “Well then, you’re an idiot. Or mistaken. Or under a spell.” // “No, I’m not!” // “Yes, you are.” // “If I was, then I wouldn’t still be here arguing after you laughed in my face and just called me an idiot.” // “Exactly, if you weren’t, then I wouldn’t have called you an idiot. You’re not in love with me, you just think you are.” // “Excuse me?” // “You heard me, you’re mistaken, darling.”
“Hehe, thanks. Soo, anyway—” // “Wait, what’s your reply?” // “Huh?” // “I said I love you” // “Oh, yeah, I said thank you. Thanks. Have a good day.” *Turns to leave*
“Aww, sweetheart, no.”
“Aww, sweetheart…no.”
“Aww, sweetheart. No.”
“Cool. Be cooler if someone loved you too.”
“If only there was someone out there who loved you.”
“Aww, I love me too.” *Goes about their day.*
“No, you don’t.” // “What, of course I do.”
“Um. No. You don’t. You’re in love with the idea of me. Pretty normal, don’t worry. I’m sure you’ll find someone. Good luck.”
[Bonus] “No, but I really do.”
[Bonus] *Tears in their eyes* “But…”
Evil Scheme 08
Responses to “I’d die for you”:
“Then perish.”
“Then perish.” They said it with steely blank eyes. No emotion on their face.
“Then die."
"Then die.” And they punched them in the face and walked over their body.
“Then go ahead,” they said, waving their hand dismissively, “You have my permission.”
"…Cool.“ They gave a big smile and walked away.
"You will.” and pushed them off.
Evil Scheme 09
Civilian!Kid keeps showing up to Hero’s and Villain’s fights, heckling Hero/Villain and ends up becoming a thorn in both their sides
Evil Scheme 10
Retired Hero x Retired Villain but the grudge is still going strong…just in retirement so it’s over things like shuffleboard or the local baking competition or something
Evil Scheme 11
Investigative Reporter keeps getting in the way of Detective’s investigation (for a romantic twist: and keeps putting themself in danger)
Evil Scheme 12
Hero and Villain know each others’ identities and try to inconvenience each other as civilians as much as possible
Evil Scheme 13
Klutzy!Villain x Unlucky!Hero
Evil Scheme 14
Mad Scientist x Magic!Hero/Villain
Evil Scheme 15
Mad Scientist x Mad Magician
Evil Scheme 16
Mysterious!Villain x Hero Who Can See Emotions
Evil Scheme 17
Abstract: Hate potions
Scheme Ideas:
Maybe Whumper (Villian/Hero/Civilian/Mayor/Sidekick/Henchman/etc) gives Caretaker a hate potion so they don’t like whumpee anymore. Maybe Whumper gives a hate potion to whumpee. Or (!) Caretaker mistakenly drinks a hate potion and becomes a whumper👀 There are options😈
Evil Scheme 18
Gentle Supervillain x Investigative Reporter
Evil Scheme 19
Sassy!Villain x Adorable!Henchperson
Evil Scheme 20
By-the-Book Detective x Chaotic!Hero
Evil Scheme 21
Vigilante x Pesky!Reporter
Evil Scheme 22
Chosen-One-Hero-Turned-Villain x the powers that chose them
Evil Scheme 23
Evil Scheme 24
Hero knows Villain’s identity. Villain doesn’t know Hero knows.
or
Villain knows Hero’s identity. Hero doesn’t know Villain knows.
Hero’s and Villain’s civilian personas are lovers…but Hero and Villain are nemeses
Evil Scheme 25
Injured hero/villain/sidekick/henchman shows up on Civilian's doorstep...but their whumper isn't far behind them.
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(Please see the rules and guidelines for more about whump do’s and don'ts for our event😊)
Villaintine’s Day 2024 Ways to Participate
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Mission Archnemesis (Was A Catastrophic Failure)
George Valley Centre for Sisyphean Supers, File M-BS-5
Superhero Alias: Bullet Storm
Archnemesis: Midnight Devil, Lord of All Darkness, Master of the Fifth Spiral of Doom and Bane of Humanity
Mission Report: It all started on a gloomy Monday morning. I was drinking my coffee, which to my dismay had gone cold during my intense session of preparing for my first fight with my sworn nemesis. The Midnight Devil, Lord of All Darkness, Master of the Fifth Spiral of Doom and Bane of Humanity. After several hours of searching restlessly for clues about the villain’s secret base, I found it. A warehouse in the shady depths of the city. It had been believed to be abandoned for years, but I knew better. With my magnificent powers granted to me by my mysterious magical amulet, I punched down the door with a single blow!
But alas, The Midnight Devil, Lord of All Darkness, Master of the Fifth Spiral of Doom and Bane of Humanity must have sensed my glorious presence, for he had already fled, leaving not a trace of his presence behind. Yet I did not give up. I relentlessly continued my search for the rest of the week, working day and night to scour every last inch of the city for clues to my archnemesis’ whereabouts. But alas, despite my valiant efforts, The Midnight Devil, Lord of All Darkness, Master of the Fifth Spiral of Doom and Bane of Humanity nimbly out of my clutches at every turn.
So I have returned, outwitted but not defeated, to gain my strength for the formidable battles ahead, no matter what form they may take. And I shall be prepared.
Signature: BS😎
Diary of Midnight Devil, Lord of All Darkness, Master of the Fifth Spiral of Doom and Bane of Humanity, Page 20
Dear Evil Diary,
Today marks the first day that I, the most evil villain in all the land, shall finally be greeted with someone claimed to be a worthy foe. MUAHAHAHAHAHA! I have an evil scheme planned that will surely show them that no hero could ever overthrow my mighty and tyrannical rule!
First, I shall send my most loyal sidekick, Mosquito, to muddle the path of their noble quest until they are completely lost! Then, should they somehow surpass this obstacle and find me, I will be draped seductively over my couch, holding a remote control in one hand and petting a cat with the other! And then the remote will activate my trap, The Horror of The Depths, Reaper of Pure Souls and Crusher of Dreams! MUAHAHAHAHAHA! It’s flawless I say, completely flawless!
The hero didn’t show up. Were my evil schemes not wicked enough for them to feel the heroic need to thwart me? Were my riddles not clever enough? Was my dark and secret villain basement too cliche? No. Of course not. I must have just been too bad for them, and they fled in fear of my power, only to return stronger after a mandatory training montage!
Who am I kidding? I CAN’T WAIT THAT LONG! Note to self: Get Mosquito to find me a new hero asap. The most pure-hearted in all of the land, the chosen one, the mighty saviour! Who needs a pathetic wimp like whatever loser couldn’t even bother to show up to my evil scheme? I will reign victorious! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Mosquito’s To-Do List
Wash the dishes ✔️
Male sure your Pong score is higher than Elgye’s. That’ll piss him off ✔️ (Go me!)
Do the laundry ✔️
Automate the system so that Boss can stop waiting a whole hour signing his stupidly long villian name on every single document! ✔️
Pay rent ✔️
Thwart the new archnemesis ✔️ (I didn’t even have to do anything! Free money, hell yeah!)
Cook dinner ✔️ (It’s always my turn. Ugh. Roommates.)
Evil cackle time with Boss ✔️ (He’s so dumb.)
George Valley Centre for Sisyphean Supers, File BS-6
Superhero Alias: Bullet Storm
Archnemesis: Midnight Devil, Lord of All Darkness, Master of the Fifth Spiral of Doom and Bane of Humanity
Mission Report: My tale begins on a foggy Saturday evening. I was on the way back to my secret base after another day relentlessly chasing after the Midnight Devil, Lord of All Darkness, Master of the Fifth Spiral of Doom and Bane of Humanity. Then, I saw him. A man obscured by shadows, trying to break into my secret base through the window! I checked the time, and much like I suspected, it was midnight. “Midnight Devil, Lord of All Darkness, Master of the Fifth Spiral of Doom and Bane of Humanity! I have caught you in the act!” I declared loudly, aiming a light in his direction.
Alas, he escaped back into the shadow before I could glimpse his face, nimble as the night itself! “Yes,” he growled, voice deep and muffled, “It is I. Find me on the Devil’s Lane next midnight, and we shall have our grand battle.” I refused, determined to catch him then and there! But like a demon returning to the pits of hell, he was gone. Nevertheless, I return victorious, with more information about the mysterious Midnight Devil, Lord of All Darkness, Master of the Fifth Spiral of Doom and Bane of Humanity than anyone has ever learnt before! And tomorrow, I will be victorious!
Signature: BS 😎
Diary of Midnight Devil, Lord of All Darkness, Master of the Fifth Spiral of Doom and Bane of Humanity, Page 23
Dear Evil Diary,
Today was a beautifully evil day! I, The Midnight Devil, Lord of All Darkness, Master of the Fifth Spiral of Doom and Bane of Humanity, have finally encountered my mortal enemy! I found him, walking through my very lair like he owned it, holding a folder full of my darkest secrets!
He stood as still as a statue, clearly terrified by my mighty and powerful presence. “Are you the one that they call Bullet Storm? The only being believed capable of ever matching my unfathomable strength?” He stared back in noble silence, and I saw it all. His proud jaw, his golden hair, the subtle curves of muscle on his bare arms. Yes, I thought to myself, This is him. This is the one.
“Come, Bullet Storm, let us begin our glorious battle!” I declared, my cape waving dramatically behind me. But alas, Bullet Storm fled, as nimble as his name suggested. Nevertheless, my encounter with my fabled nemesis has sent villainous passion running through my veins. I began constructing my newest trap, a grand machine of unfathomable intricacy and evil glory. I shall name it the Hellfire Pit, Extinguisher of Light, Forge of the Darkest Flames and Death Bringer! And with it, I shall end this battle for once and for all! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!
Audio File Recorded By Mosquito, Deleted Immediately After Creation
“I don’t usually do this, but god, this week has been a mess. I’ll delete this after I’m done. Yeah, that’s a good move. Hell, I just need to say this insanity out loud.”
“First, I get caught by my roommate while trying to sneak back into the apartment. And for some reason, the dumbass thought I was my boss? So I just went along with it and it worked! God, he’s so stupid.”
“Then, I was leaving work without my suit to try avoid it happening again and my boss didn’t recognise me! He just thought I was his archnemesis for some reason? What is with me always falling in love with idoits? And why do I always play along?!”
“So now I’m playing the goddamn middleman for two conclusion-jumping morons. Why is this my life? What did I do to deserve this? …Ok, maybe that was a bad question, but still!”
New Satrie City Herald, pg 1
Two Rival Supers Fight Same Imposter
A small street on the edge of the city suddenly became lively with action last week when a pair of “eternal rivals” confronted each other. Despite believing to have fought each other for two years, neither recognised the other. And their true nemesis had been hiding just beneath their noses the entire time. More on page 3.
George Valley Centre for Sisyphean Supers, File BS-642
Superhero Alias: Bullet Storm
ID Number: 7188
Reason For Leave (please tick all that apply):
☐ Medical emergency
☐ Identity leak
☐ Pregnancy
☐ Career advancement
☐ Work commitments
☑ Familial obligations
☐ Jury duty / Court hearing
☐ Personal Illness
☑ Unexpected circumstances
☐ Religious holiday
☐ Death in family
☐ Doctor’s appointment
☑ Other (please specify):
I’M GETTING DOUBLE MARRIED!!!
Signature: BS 😎
@black-rose-events hope I'm not late!!!
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❤️🔥Happy Villaintine's Day!!!❤️🔥
After tons of encouragement from his sister & a strong build up of courage, Syndrome was finally ready to make the first move, & what better day to do it then today! 😆
Onix: I TOLD YOU SHE'D SAY YES!!! SHE LIKES DORKS LIKE YOU!!! 😆
Syndrome: Well now I just- wait, what did you call me???
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Happy Villaintine's day
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Orange lilies mean hatred XD /lh
(There's a flower for everything I guess? XDXDXD)
Ah, the flower of hatred.
I shall only wish it on my arch-nemesis, and so should you.
Are you a hero or a villain? Or somewhere in between? Whatever you are, think of me as your nemesis and as such, here is your flower of hatred.
Maybe it's Villaintine's Day today, maybe it's our nemesis-ship anniversary, maybe it's your birthday, or maybe it's just a regular day.
Whatever it is, as your nemesis I need to celebrate you, lest you think I don't appreciate you thereby lowering your morale and making you contemplate looking at other nemesis options. This shall leave me without my favorite opponent which is a big no-no.
If you already have a nemesis then I hope you show them your appreciation. Show them that you value them by attempting to foil their plans (be it world domination or saving the day), give them flowers (orange lilies for example) and chocolate (e.g. in the shape of masks and capes).
Show them you care. Show them how much they mean to you. Show them you appreciate your rivalry, that you wouldn't have anyone else.
And, so, may you have a wonderful nemesis-ship for years to come, and may you retire together, bickering over who was the better arch enemy.
Choose another flower 💐
#healing#flowers from a friend#flowers#orange lily#lilies#hatred#heroes and villains#herocore#villaincore#evilcore#hero#villain#hero x villain community#hero x villain#villaintine's day#flower language
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Technically it's still 2/12 for me, but I wanted to be the first to wish you a Happy Villaintine's Day! Here's to being co-conspirators!🥳🎉😈
Signed, your accomplice in truly criminal prompt events,
@world-of-fire-and-flight
It's 13/2 or 2/13 for me!
Thank you! Happy Villaintine's Day to you too, awesome co-conspirator! Yes, you're the first to wish me! :D
Hope you like your Villaintine’s Day gift I wrote using our prompts! 🤩🥰 (it'll post in 5 hours!)
Evilly signed at the back of a black envelope in bright non-toxic and easily washable purple glitter pen with green glitter pen hearts which I have undoubtedly smudged all over my hands and the envelope,
Codex The Charming
💚💚💚
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There is no safe space. There is no haven. Not for us.
There will be. I will make one.
#shadow and bone#the darkling#sabedit#thedarklingedit#shadowandbonesource#shadowandbonecentral#sabsource#aleksandermorozova#netflixedit#jemmablossom#yenvengerberg#usersource#aleksandermorozovaedit#shadow and bone spoilers#meowatthemoon#[ if villaintine? why hero to save the day??? ]#[ why yes that text is gold because of his gold kefta ]#[ love my dramatic married meow meow ]
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Villaintine's Day 2024 - Crash Meeting
Prompt: Evil Scheme 03 @black-rose-events
Detective who has to investigate a string of crimes and ends up discovering more about Villain than they ever thought they would (could be an identity reveal or a bigger plot or a “the Villain is actually the good guy and X is actually the antagonist)
(tw car crash mention)
It did not go according to plan.
Detective twitched a little, their fingers fidgeting. There was an unconscious part of their mind that was annoyed at not being able to clasp their hands in front of them, as they were zip-tied behind their back. It helped them think, and in that moment they needed that. To be honest, they were in a slight state of shock. Being caught hadn’t much to do with it.
A couple of weeks ago, there had been a robbery in their neighborhood. It’d happened in a garage. During the night, the cars in repair had been all gone. Detective liked the people that worked there. They were a regular, and the staff never sighed or rolled their eyes every time they presented a very bumpy car that had its windows broken too many times to count, flat tires at least every month, and once had a very long knife stuck in the hood. This kind of petty thievery really made their gears grind, especially from those of one overpowered over-the-top Villains. Of course it was a villain, you didn’t need to be Sherlock Holmes to know that. Could you actually believe that someone chose to do that with their abilities? Couldn’t they get a job or something? Detective had no special power, expect perhaps an innate gift to find themself in trouble, but it didn’t matter one bit. Villain had hurt someone they knew, they had to be stopped. Simple as that. Of course the hero agency had been contacted, but the Heroes were much too busy with crimes that “actually mattered” (yes, it was what they’d said on the phone.) Being unchecked, Villain hadn’t stopped there. Their people had broken into private properties just to steal cars, and only cars. It was like the beginning of a bad joke. This was getting really worrying, but the Hero agency didn’t care. As long as it didn’t hurt their sponsors, Detective supposed everything was fine and dandy. Well, not in their book.
It could have gone well. It could have gone very well. Success had been on the tip of their fingers, honestly. They’d gone undercover and had succeeded to find Villain’s headquarters, as well as all the codes to the doors. They’d sent all these findings to the Hero’s agency, just in case, and then they’d met Villain themself. Detective had scoffed at first at – well, everything. The costume, the theatrics, the melodrama. And then, they’d laid down their eyes...and they had frozen. They’d been quiet and still while the henchmen had dragged them away. Even now it was hard to snap out of it. They had no idea how long they’d been stuck in here.
Villain opened the door. The prisoner jumped on their feet. The day before, they would have tried a good old-fashioned headbutt, but not now. Not after what they’d seen. They stared as Villain put their fingertips together in reflection.
“Do you know who am I?” Detective asked abruptly.
Villain smirked:
“Are you going to try that on me? You’re in no position to bluff. You’re a nobody living in a bad neighborhood. That you have ties with the hero agency changes nothing. I doubt that they’ll come to your rescue.”
“No, I mean- Do you not remember me at all? Or are you just pretending?”
That made Villain pause. They examined their prisoner, but something about Detective’s attitude made gloating strangely difficult. Intrigued, even slightly amused, they tilted their head:
“Why should I?”
Detective closed their eyes:
“Okay. Hmm- okay. Do you remember a car crash from fifteen years ago?”
“There are a lot of car crashes in the world, Detective.”
“Not like that one. A blue old-fashioned car pushed another car off the road, and it crashed. It wasn’t an accident. There were four victims: the father, the mother, and two kids. One of them was a dumb twelve year-old. It was me. I got away with a few broken bones.”
“All of this is fascinating, but-”
“I don’t have a lot of memories of this day. I just have pictures, flashes. I saw the other car - how fast it was, how deliberately it bumped into us – the scream of my parents - the hand of my sibling emerging out of the rubble-”
“Are you accusing me?”
“-But I remember the next day very clearly. The grown-ups told me everyone else had died.”
“See, you’ve got this the wrong way. I am the one who is supposed to tell you my tragic origin story.”
“I think I am telling yours. You have a birth mark on your left hand that looks like a pentagram. My sibling had the same.”
There was a silence.
“Don’t you remember?" asked Detective with something akin to desperation. "Don’t you remember at all?”
Villain staggered on their feet. Unable to catch them up, Detective knelt next to them when they grabbed the wall, their knees buckling under them.
“The car,” Villain finally whispered. “Did it look – Was it a sedan?”
“I think so.”
“I see it. I see it all the time in my dreams.”
They wiped their forehead with a shaking hand:
“I-I thought you were an imaginary friend. No one told me I had a real sibling.”
“What happened to you?”
Villain avoided their gaze:
“Bad things.”
They lapsed into silence again, until Detective cleared their throat:
“Can you, uh-”
Villain pulled out a knife and cut the zip-ties that bound Detective’s hands. They stayed like this for a few tense seconds, barely glancing at each other, until Villain held out a tentative hand. Detective took a step closer and reeled them into their arms. Villain’s spine went rigid at first, but Detective awkwardly patted their back until they slowly relaxed.
“Am I the older sibling?” asked Villain.
“You wish. You’re two years younger. Why are you stealing cars?”
“Oh, it was going to be a very sophisticated scheme. Everyone thinks so anyway. But I think- I’m really looking for that blue car. I can’t think of something else. I keep getting back to it.”
“Do you want to look together?”
“I-Maybe?”
“Good.” Detective pressed them tighter. “Because I’m not going to let anything happen to you again. And I really, really want to know why everyone lied to us.”
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Ducklings (Part 3)
Part 1 / Part 2
Prompt: Civillian!Kid(s) keep showing up to Hero's and Villain's fights (more applicable to parts 1 and 2 but this is a contuation of those c:)
Tag List: @black-rose-events
CW: knife
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"Again," Villain commanded.
Mikey grit his teeth and aimed at the target. He was frustrated, Villain knew, but if these kids were going to run around defying heroes and getting themselves in trouble then Villain would make sure they could at least defend themselves properly.
Marley had a talent for throwing knives but her endurance was low. At present she ran laps around the base while Charlie dug through the weapon pile for something he liked.
Villain called them together once Marley returned from outside. They sighed as the kids sat in a circle around them. Charlie tossed the tazer he'd found up in the air and caught it, then switched hands and did it again. Villain made sure to keep an eye on that out of the corner of their eye.
For a long moment they merely watched the three talk about their training. They were all so lively. It seemed...odd, to have them in a place like this. Villain frowned. "Don't you kids want to go home?"
"Don't got one," Marley grunted. She looked irritated and her shirt was soaked through. Good. Villain was glad to see that she'd at least put in the effort despite all the complaints.
"That warehouse you saved us from was our base," Charlie piped in.
Mikey flipped the knife he was sharpening to check his work. "We were using this one room in the basement that no one ever went in. Got good at sneaking around pretty quick. Charlie's the best at it." He nodded to the youngest in the group, then gestured with the knife.
"Marley is our hard hitter. Charlie's our spy and special op." He went back to polishing. "And I'm the plan guy, I guess."
"You were our leader!" Charlie corrected.
Mikey grinned and gave a half-hearted shrug. "Sure. But now you're the boss, boss," he said to Villain.
Villain...didn't actually know much about these kids, they realized. They'd noticed the hierarchy of power, as the other two often differed to Mikey, but they really hadn't given much thought to where they'd come from. It's about time they fix that.
Villain stood and gave instructions for them to get back to work. They had business to take care of tonight.
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Hero's patrol route was easy to predict and even easier to intercept. Villain snatched them mid stride and dragged them into the nearest alley.
"I need information."
Hero raised a brow, expression a mix of skeptical and surprised. "You say that as if I'd be willing to give you anything of the sort."
"Oh, you are," Villain assured. They withrew a folder from within their cloak. Hero eyed it as if it would bite if they reached for it, but accepted it nonetheless. "You've been looking for Other Villain." It wasn't a guess - Villain knew this for a fact. "You won't find them...without help."
Hero looked through the papers, then back up at the villain. "You'd sell out an ally? Just like that?"
"Not for free, no." Villain stepped closer to Hero. "I need information," they said again. They gave Hero another folder - this one much thinner. They allowed Hero to glance through its contents.
"This is-"
The hero was cut off by a knife at their throat.
"You tell anyone else about them and Supervillain will be the least of your worries," Villain hissed in their ear.
There was a tense moment in which neither dared to move. Then, with a soft exhale and the barest inclination of their chin, Hero was set free.
"A bit harsh for your methods," Hero commented gruffly. They felt their neck - the knife had broken skin, but not enough to let the wound bleed freely.
On any other day, Villain would have looked satisfied with the compliment. Today, they put a hand on Hero's shoulder and tapped the folder with the edge of their knife. Villain leaned close again, grip tightening, as a grin split their face, to deliver a final warning.
"Anything. For my kids."
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DID YOU KNOW! The superhero comic that I've been meaning to make for two years is FINALLY AVAILABLE through the Shortbox Comics Fair!? Now you do! Like the visual says, it's about two guys, their first date, and a lot of dinosaurs. It's very silly, and if you read it I'll fall deeply and madly in love with you forever <3
You can find it here: https://www.shortboxcomicsfair.com/shop/p/villaintines-by-nat-martinA
#my art#villaintines#wow! the thing I spent my entire summer making is finally out! its still hard to process which is why im promoting it four days late!#anyways please read my comic I just had to spend $60 on wire and hot glue#short box#comics
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Happy Villaintine’s Day 💜💙
I miss these two being so lovey dovey. Did get a cute dance scene with them in the newest episode. I will forever ship these two because they were meet for each other Gabenath Forever!
#gabriel agreste#gabenath#nathalie sancoeur#miraculous ladybug#miraculous lb#hawkmoth#mayura#mlb#villaintine’s day
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Magic!Villain: A good magician never reveals their plans, but a good villain always does. I'm torn guys, I’ve gotta be honest.
[Source: rottmnt]
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What are you doing for your nemesis for Villaintine's Day this year? 🖤
Pine longingly
Probably some stolen diamonds... A few treats to make sure they don't get hungry during our epic battle scenes...
Pine even more longingly
A card to a personal tailor to sharpen their looks. (The heroes need better suits. Who's their tailor and how cheap were they? Or are those horrid things homemade?!) Some kidnappings to spice up the regular old evil plot.
Pine longingly enough to run a machine based on pine energy
You know, the usual.
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💖 Happy VILLAINtine's Day!!! 💖
I decided to make a post for villaintine's day then make one for Valentine's day, so stay tuned for that sometime tomorrow! 😆
And also stay tuned for the up coming asks, I've temporarily turned off the ask button so I could focus on the asks I'm going to respond to.
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Toonami Remastered
#90s anime#retro anime#classic anime#villaintines day#toonami#slimd716#Joe Boyd Vigil#Deep Space Bass#toonami remastered
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Pair of Dorks
A/N: This literally just came to me this morning despite daydreaming up snippets while my co-conspirator (@heroes-villains-side-blog) were cooking up our prompts for @black-rose-events and planning out our Villaintine’s Day event😅 As for the prompts, I chose Grumpy!Villain x Sunshine!Hero, “I loathe you”, and black roses with a dash of sleeping curse and nemesis-versary/nemesis proposal from @black-rose-events’ Villaintine’s Day prompt list!
Warnings: uhhhh….none? Maybe some harsh words/teasing at someone else’s expense but otherwise I can’t think of anything that requires a warning😊
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“What’s this?” Villain asked, eyeing the offered rose suspiciously.
Hero blinked at her, then at the black rose he was offering her. “It’s a rose?”
Villain hummed, leaning against the doorframe of her home—her home. How did Hero even find her? Who else knew what he did? The beginning of a headache began to pound in her temples. She hoped Hero hadn’t spread the information of her home address to the entire heroic community. She didn’t want to have to move again, actually feeling a sense of comfort in the quiet neighborhood of spacious yards and privacy and houses tucked back from the road, nestled amongst the woodland.
“And so what? I accept it, sniff it, and fall victim to a sleeping curse?” she frowned, “No thanks, Hero. Now get off my property.”
Villain straightened. Before she could take a step back and slam the door in Hero’s face, she found herself freezing at the slack-jawed expression that had taken over Hero’s features.
“Wh—” he started, then stopped and shook his head decisively. Even so, he still sputtered as he tried to explain himself. “No! It’s just, uh, a rose. You know for our nemesis-versary.”
Any amusement Villain had from watching Hero squirm as he tried to explain what he was doing here and what the rose was for evaporated. In its place was confusion as her eyebrows knitted together. “Wait, our what?”
“Our, uh, nemesis-versary?” Hero shifted on his feet and finally dropped the black rose, glancing at it self-consciously. He avoided her gaze as he continued, “It’s been over two years since we started fighting each other, and exactly a year since we’ve started to fight each other exclusively—though I guess that has to do more with my case assignment from the Agency then a conscious decision, but still—I just…I don’t know. I saw the black rose and thought it was cute.”
“And you decided to give it to me? For our nemesis-versary?” Villain asked, folding her arms over her chest. Her lips quirked into a small amused smile as she took in his pink-tipped ears and worried brows, the way he bit his lip. “A celebration that literally no one’s ever heard of?”
“Well, yeah. Who else could I give a black rose to?” Hero said quietly, his voice hardly a murmur. “I thought it was neat and because I’m trying to be more financially responsible, I needed an actual reason to buy it other than—”
“Oh so you’re giving it to me as an excuse, and not from the kindness of your heart?” Villain grinned deviously. It was too easy to tease Hero, especially when he was so vulnerable. This entire interaction reminded her of the time his mask had slipped during one of their fights. He’d tried to cover his face with his hands and tell her not to look at him, but it was too late. She’d already seen his face.
Hero’s shoulders slumped. Villain didn’t know why the sight of his defeat made her heart pang. Normally she loved victory, but this was…unprovoked.
“Well,” she said with a click of her tongue. “At least it’s not red. That would be cliché and yellow would’ve been the wrong color entirely. I think the black rose suits me.”
Hero’s gaze snapped up to her, taking in her waiting hand. Hesitantly, he held up the flower, watching dumbly as Villain took it. He opened his mouth to say something, but quickly closed it.
Twirling the black rose between her fingers, Villain smirked at him. “Happy nemesis-versary, Hero. My gift to you is a crime free day. Enjoy it while it lasts.”
Villain left him standing on her porch, gaping. She locked the door behind her and walked away, not bothering to see if he’d gone. Laughing to herself as she set the rose down on her kitchen counter, she grabbed a glass and filled it with water. How could such a thorn in her side be such a dork? Maybe she needed a new nemesis, one who actually deserved to be punched in the face. Or the gut. Shaking her head, Villain dropped the rose in the glass and stared at it for a second too long. A soft smile came to her face. Maybe they were both dorks.
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