horoscopes by me
pisces:
your going to finally be happy (im not biased guys)
Aquarius:
you will try to drown someone but they will pull out a uno reverse
taurus:
you will eat carrots (as a taurus wtf)
scorpio:
carrots will eat you (huhuhuh)
virgo:
you will sleep
gemini:
you will finally shut up
capricorn:
you will finally say that its CAP to the corn
libra:
you will tell someone to eat gravy
aries:
you will get kicked by taylor swift
leo:
you are taylor swift
Sagittarius:
you are venting to a carrot
pink text is @t1redofyourbs (hihihi)
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Do we just have no standards whatsoever about what things are worthwhile to talk about
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"tator" cards from a Milwaukee goodwill
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ah yes lying is fun the best thing to lie in student reflections
I’ve helped my home group by being a team player and a hard worker (I sit in the corner and hope no one talks to me)
a subject I’ve improved in English I feel much more confident (I still get 55%s)
I’ve made new friends (I literally haven’t end of convo)
like it’s highschool why do I need to write this
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Listen listen is the Percy Jackson show making changes so big that even me with my horrible little memory is noticing - yes Do I care - absolutely not I'm still enjoying the show and the changes so far have just helped keep me on my toes bc wtf do you mean Percy has 4 pearls?!?? What do you mean the summer solstice has happened?!!? What is going on I need to know !!!!
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Speaking of watching the search for spock i literally dont remember what happened in this fight scene because i was so genuinely baffled at kirks catastrophic levels of cake I couldnt concentrate
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