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soulsam · 2 years
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What's a ship you've wanted to talk about headcanons for, but you've never really had an excuse to? Well, here's your chance!
ANON. I LOVE YOU. IT IS NOW HISOLEO/LEOLUMI TIME.
also this isn't really gonna be headcanons so much as it is gonna be an entire shipping manifesto so strap in
okay so anyone who knows me or has seen enough of my blog is well aware that I LOVE hisoillu. like I'm obsessed with them. HOWEVER. within the canon of hxh, I think that hisoka and illumi actively make each other worse.
the one time we see a glimmer of humanity in hisoka, it's in the dodgeball game on greed island, when he brings home the win just for gon. hisoka finds gon's sportsmanship admirable and intriguing, so he indulges it.
the things that he finds interesting about illumi, however, are not the type of qualities a well-adjusted and functional person has, his obsession with killua & his bloodlust being two obvious examples. in election arc we see hisoka consider killing killua to get illumi riled up, because that's what hisoka wants to see from him. but hisoka never attempts to "corrupt" gon in any way. in fact, what hisoka seems to like most about him (besides his potential) is his optimism and his friendliness. all his generally positive traits which should theoretically make him weak in such a cutthroat world, but instead become strengths that make gon memorable and uniquely powerful. gon's almost naive humanity inspires hisoka to be better (perhaps for selfish reasons but the outcome is essentially the same)
on the other hand, because illumi acts with basically zero humanity, when hisoka matches his energy, he either stays the same or is even worse than usual (again, he considered killing killua just to see illumi get angry). so basically hisoka & illumi are constantly feeding off of each other's bloodlust and depravity, sucking each other deeper and deeper down the more entwined they become.
which is fine, like it's extremely interesting to me and obviously I love them (not in spite of that, but frankly because of it). however, they are very much the epitome of "I can make him worse."
you know who I think could fix hisoka or illumi though?
mr. leorio paladiknight.
leorio has a "fixer" personality. he's gonna be a doctor, for god's sake, and we've seen how he tries to take care of kurapika in his own way. he's hot-headed, recklessly brave when it comes to protecting those he cares about. I think if he saw something human in hisoka or illumi, he'd want to fix them.
we already know he's not really afraid of hisoka. certainly not afraid enough to avoid picking a fight with him while being well aware that he could get fucking murdered. I don't think he'd be afraid of illumi either. disturbed? maybe. enraged? yeah, we already know he is. we've seen him try to tell illumi off for the way he treats killua. but leorio knows how fucked up the zoldyck family is. I think if something happened that flipped his idea of illumi from "another dangerous and unreasonable person who's out to get killua" to "a deeply traumatized young man who's been manipulated constantly since the day he was born," he might start to feel sympathy for illumi.
I personally cannot believe that there's nothing human left in illumi. as twisted and warped as his idea of "love" is, and as cruel as he can be, I think he honestly, truly does love killua. and there has to be some way to take that one tiny, miniscule chink in his armor and use it to crack him open. I think if anyone has the power and the courage to do it, it's leorio.
as for hisoka, I think leorio has a lot in common with gon personality-wise. both stubborn and a little reckless, both sometimes act without thinking and will sacrifice themselves for their friends without even stopping to consider other options lol.
we know leorio passed hisoka's "test," whatever the hell that was about. although hisoka is fixated on gon, I think now that leorio has learned nen, he'll be very interesting to hisoka, even more than he already is. and like I said above, hisoka seems to match the energy of whoever he's currently allied with. while leorio is a little, uh...well, you know, he has a huge heart and he cares deeply about others. I think he could inspire hisoka to act more like he did during the dodgeball match; he was cooperative, helpful even, he took it seriously, and he let himself be injured for the sake of gon's wishes. not even to prevent someone else from being put in harm's way. he did it because it would give them the win that gon wanted. if there is anybody who can bring out that side of him again, it's leorio.
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makeste · 3 years
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BnHA Chapter 299: No Chains Left
Previously on BnHA: Horikoshi was all “and then AFO broke out all of the inmates from six other prisons and took a nap. well anyways, here’s the hospital angst.” Kacchan woke up two days later and was all, “WAIT BUT HOW ARE DEKU AND TODOROKI AND ALL OF THE OTHER CHARACTERS EXCEPT IIDA DOING” and then we cut to Shouto’s room where the other U.A. kids were sitting around being Mutually Traumatized and giving each other moral support and such. Everyone was alll, “...”, and then the rest of the Todofam showed up, INCLUDING POSSIBLY REI?! which, omg. The chapter ended with Kacchan STOMPING THROUGH THE HALLS all “WHADDYA MEAN DEKU HASN’T WOKEN UP YET”, dragging along Satou and Mineta behind him, fueled by the power of ALL OF THE FUCKS HE NOW GIVES. He gives so many fucks now you guys. This boy cares so much he can probably deduct it on his taxes.
Today on BnHA: SPEAKING OF PEOPLE WHO GIVE A LOT OF FUCKS, the story cuts abruptly to Hawks, freshly recovering from his near-death experience, and pondering the threads that have weaved the tapestry of his life and led him to this moment. Basically he grew up in poverty with his Jerk Dad and Jerk Mom until his dad got arrested one day and his mom sent him off to go Find Money Or Something, and so he rescued a busload of people and found himself a new career. Back in the present day, Hawks and Jeanist ride around town in Jeanist’s Jamborghini having awkward encounters with civilians in a country on the brink of social collapse, and visiting Hawks’s mother’s home. Hawks is all “I know from an outsider’s perspective it must look like my life currently sucks, but now that the HPSC is gone, my public image is shot, and my parents are finally out of my life, I’m actually feeling SURPRISINGLY GOOD.” Anyway so he’s gonna go meet up with Endeavor now, and p.s. this chapter was fucking fantastic though, damn.
oh my god?? is this Hawks narration?? something about him growing up watching the heroes on TV and thinking of them as fictional characters
okay I scrolled down a little bit more to see the rest of that “Keigo” panel, and wow
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this is basically a shed. poor boy definitely grew up rough. let me tell you guys, I came in here ready for some BakuDeku shenanigans; I was not prepared for Hawks Flashback Angst. I AM HERE FOR IT, but also wow I gotta brace myself now lol
HELLO MISTER HAWKS’S JERK DAD, SIR
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BnHA sure does have an array of Jerk Dads, doesn’t it. makes me appreciate characters like Masaru and JirouDad all the more for bucking the trend
anyway. so Horikoshi, you really thought that one itty bitty chapter of hospital catharsis would be enough to calm us all before you went right back to showing us child abuse huh. my god man can we rest
BABY HAWKS
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swear to god this kid can’t be more than five or six, and yet he has this completely blank look on his face even with his dad looming over him being all threatening and shit. like he’s shut down his emotions to protect himself. imagine what has to happen to a child for him to have learned this at such a young age. fuck
AND MEANWHILE THIS GUY
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don’t mingle with humans?? not “other” humans, just humans?? what is this implying here?? and also holy shit Hawks definitely didn’t inherit his looks from his dad orz
then again he doesn’t really bear much of a resemblance to his strung-out mom here either
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omg omg omg. and this child is basically trapped here in this environment with these two people. this explains a SHITLOAD about Hawks’s personality though you guys. his ability to completely separate his real thoughts from the face he presents to the outside world. his pragmatic approach to analyzing and solving problems. his layers of emotional walls. turns out almost none of that came from the HPSC training -- that was all learned hands-on in his own personal do-or-die survival nightmare childhood!! oh, boy
and small wonder then that he latched on to Endeavor so strongly if he really is the one who brought down his dad and inadvertently saved him from this. also, just putting this out there, I know people are always talking about him and Dabi being foils, and I think it’s very interesting how Touya grew up in a household where he saw firsthand the dark side of hero society, and so ended up becoming a villain in order to bring it down. whereas young Keigo had almost the exact opposite experience, growing up experiencing the dark side of villain society and becoming a hero in order to bring about a world where no one else has to experience that. just. both of them are so determined not to become their fathers. some interesting parallels there
so Hawks was sort of an accident after his parents had “thanks for helping me not get caught after I killed that guy” sex, and now this little boy is growing up in squalor and being beaten by his father for things like Sitting In The Wrong Out-Of-The-Way Corner Trying Not To Be A Bother To Anybody. holy fuck. this is so rough to read through you guys
wait so does Jerk Dad have a an eyeball manipulation quirk?? because he doesn’t have the wings like his son, but wth are these things??
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this presumably also means that Keigo has never been to school or anything either. he basically doesn’t exist. he thinks heroes are fictional characters, he doesn’t realize that they’re real people. these are people who could help him if he could escape and find them, but he doesn’t know, and they don’t know about him
OH MY GOD HE’S JUST SITTING IN HIS CORNER HUGGLING HIS ENDEAVOR PLUSH OH MY GOD
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how could this child possibly have an anti-fandom when he’s done NOTHING WRONG HIS ENTIRE LIFE. huh. just explain that to me. lol I mean I’m not looking to pick a fight with anyone, but also, MAYBE I AM, idk?? this kid has gotten me all riled up lmao
anyways, Protect Keigo 2021, and thank you Horikoshi for these three very terrible pages. I am pleased to inform you that you’ve effectively gotten your point across and you may now commence saving this kid already
YAY
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oh no, Keigo’s dumbass jerk dad tried to steal a car and the popo nabbed his ass and now his mom can’t just sit around neglecting her VERY YOUNG SON all day long, oh horrors. sorry lady my tiny violin is on backorder. just imagine that I’m playing a very sarcastic song on it for you
anyway so what are you gonna do now, abandon him? I can hardly imagine he’d be worse off, if anything it might be a near-instant improvement
LMAO HE’S ALL “WAIT WHAT ENDEAVOR’S A REAL FUCKING DUDE?!”
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AND THEY SAY THAT A HERO CAN SAVE US~~~~ I’M NOT GONNA STAND HERE AND WAAAAAIT~~~~~ I’LL HOLD ONTO THE WINGS OF THE EAGLES, WATCH AS WE ALL FLY AWAAAAAAY~~~~
lol what a randomly pivotal moment in his young life. TIME TO GO MAKE THESE MEMES INTO DREAMS YOUNG ONE
anyway so his mom freaked out and grabbed him and they wound up at a train station with her TELLING HIM TO GO GET HER SOME MONEY, oh my god. SURE MOM LEMME JUST WALTZ RIGHT ON DOWN TO THE “JOBS FOR FIVE-YEAR-OLDS” STORE AND TELL THEM I NEED SOME CASH. ffff manifesting someone to come help him in 3... 2...
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SIGH, JUST GO RESCUE THE PEOPLE FROM THE BUS, KEIGO. is this the outfit he was wearing when that happened?? it must be, right?? I can’t imagine them surviving more than a couple days out here unless this starts getting REALLY dark in a way I know that even Horikoshi won’t explore, so yeah. cut to the HPSC now please. never thought we’d be glad to see them. I mean sure, it may be an “out of the frying pan...” case, but good god
THANK YOU!!
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and I guess it was his mom’s eyeball quirk then. anyway, whatever, see you again never, hopefully. lol oh man. thaaaat, was upsetting. need to center myself here for a sec. NAMASTE
OH YAY THE PRESENT
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so we cut from Baby Hawks Angst straight to Present Day Hawks Angst, huh. not that this exhausted and traumatized lil lad isn’t still a baby to me too, I’ll have you know
BEST JEANIST, ALWAYS WITH THE JOKES
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“WHEW, THOUGHT YOU DIED ON ME FOR A SEC THERE KID.” lmao. Caleb will no doubt ruin this by making his word choice all stiffly formal as usual, so I’m just going to treasure this “WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT, I’M FRESH OUT OF FUCKS” version of Jeanist while I can
look at him, driving his Jeanistmobile
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again, is it any wonder Kacchan was bitching about Endeavor’s dinky little car when he was used to riding around town in style like this. anyone else staring at this panel trying to figure out how this car is somehow secretly made of jeans
NOOOOO
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FUCK YOU DABI LMAO. PUTTING THESE VOICE ACTORS OUT OF A JOB ONE BY ONE
anyway so Jeanist is all “GOOD THING IT’S THE FUTURE AND WE’RE SO GOOD AT MEDICAL SCIENCE” to handwave how Hawks went from one step shy of being a very handsome corpse, to sitting around texting Jeanist in a car all of two days later
OH MY GOD, AND FINALLY AN EXPLANATION FOR THIS
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wait a minute. I’m so confused lmfao. soooo, was Hawks all “anyway, here’s Jeanist’s dead body, you can examine it but please don’t look at him too closely and also I’m gonna need that back unharmed.” how tf did you pull that off lmao
(ETA: also isn’t this technically confirmation of the ol’ Noumu Jeanist theory lol. I’m gonna go ahead and say it is.)
NO BUT PLEASE, CONTINUE. I unironically love reading Horikoshi’s overly convoluted “SEE IT’S NOT A PLOT HOLE” explanations
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lkldslfk so wait, you’re telling me Hawks convinced Dabi and the League to put Jeanist’s body in storage, and basically just hoped they wouldn’t use him for any experiments until he could put his plan into action and have the HPSC’s people break in and find and revive him?? WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG. A FOOLPROOF PLAN IF I’VE EVER HEARD ONE
fff this man really asked Jeanist to risk it all to prop up his little cover story, and Jeanist was all “sure why not” omfg. anyways, thanks for recapping all of this out loud for no particular reason in your car conversation you two
LMAO NOW WHAT
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TROUBLE YOU SAY? GOOD THING THE NEW NUMBER ONE HERO IS ON THE JOB THEN
okay no it’s just some random thugs strolling around terrorizing the downtown. fuck ‘em. so Jeanist is making short work of them now
uh oh
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won’t come? not can’t, but won’t?? what???
WOW
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well I guess that makes the local heroes A BUNCH OF SHITHEADS now doesn’t it?? jesus
and okay, serious question, if the cops are spread too thin and the heroes have literally walked out on the job, what exactly is stopping everyone from deciding to use their quirks to defend themselves, legal or not? nothing, as far as I can tell. society just got a hell of a lot more chaotic
anyway so this is an interesting panel here
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man, Dabi really did pull it off, didn’t he. well anyway so here’s that better world all of the villains were wanting, you guys! isn’t it so great?? everyone’s terrified and angry and losing hope and society is inches away from collapsing into total anarchy! but hey, at least we exposed the number one hero as a hypocrite
anyway so what are these guys up to
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fucking hell, he’s visiting his mom. I really wasn’t prepared to commit this much emotional energy towards reading this chapter today. BUT VERY WELL, WE PRESS ON
?? wait she’s not there?
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is this supposed to explain how Dabi knew who Hawks really was? except that there’s the little matter of how he even know where to find his mother in the first place. feels like we’re still missing something there, but oh well
OH MY GOD
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RHA I TAKE BACK EVERY WORD I EVER SPOKE AGAINST YOU. YOU ARE A SCANLATION GROUP FILLED WITH ANGELS LMAO. I WILL TAKE THIS PANEL IN MY HANDS, AND TREASURE IT AND KEEP IT SAFE
ANYWAY, BECAUSE MY TIRED BIRD SON’S LIFE SUCKED SO MUCH ALREADY, IT TURNS OUT HE’S ACTUALLY PLEASED WITH THIS NEW TURN OF EVENTS LOL HOW ABOUT THAT
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GOOD FOR YOU BBY. YOU GO OUT THERE AND BE YOUR OWN PERSON
and in all seriousness, I love that identity he chooses -- chooses, because it actually is him making a choice now, possibly for the very first time in his life -- is “guy who helps people”, though. it really is nothing short of miraculous that he held on to that kind of optimism and desire to do good even with everything he’s been through. there were so many times he could have chosen to turn his back on the world in retaliation for the way it treated him. but he didn’t!! and here he is now, finally free, and what he wants to do with the rest of his life now is simply to help others. anyway please excuse me for a moment, I need to go find some sort of basket or a big vase to put all of my fresh new Hawks Feels in, pardonne-moi
YEAH BOIIIIII
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“FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS, MISTER JEANIST, WHERE DID YOU FIND YOUSELF THAT SWEETASS CAR.” hey, all I’m saying is if this boy’s wings really aren’t growing back, he’s gonna need to find himself a new means of transportation y’know?
oh my god you guys it’s a flashback to his mom buying him the Endeavor plushie when he was like two because, and I quote, ALL MIGHT WAS TOO EXPENSIVE
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oh my god oh my god. my boy out here with a new lease on life finding hope in the darkest of times
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wasn’t your throat supposed to be all fucked up lmao. Horikoshi was suddenly all “oh shit the VAs are gonna be pissed at me if I keep this up huh”
“that’s why Bubaigawara was such a great guy” motherfucker IT IS A TERRIBLE DAY FOR RAIN. FORECAST SAID NOTHING ABOUT THIS
:’)
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yes ma’am. yes indeed. confirmed, I really will straight up fight some motherfuckers for this child. well not really, but YOU KEEP YOUR DISCOURSE OFF MY LAWN AND OUT OF MY BLOG YOU HEAR. THIS IS A HAWKS-FRIENDLY SPACE. WE RESPECT TAKAMI KEIGO IN THESE STREETS
and he’s saying (or is he thinking?? what a weirdly shaped speech bubble this is) that even if what Dabi said about the Todoroki household is true, “I’m not sure it’s the same now.” which happens to be ABSOLUTELY CORRECT. man this whole chapter really is all about saying “fuck the past” and moving forward and I am living for it
SON!!!!
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“the first step is at my beginning” fklkjlk. what an iconic fucking line??
AND HIS WINGS!!!! THEY ACTUALLY ARE GROWING BACK AHHHHHHH. “PUT A RAINCHECK ON THAT CAR, JEANIST-SAN.” THE HAWKSMOBILE CAN WAIT, RIGHT NOW HE HAS TO GO INSERT HIMSELF BACK INTO THE TODODRAMA WHETHER THEY LIKE IT OR NOT
you guys. I came here ready for some BAKUDEKU HOSPITAL ANGST, and I got DIDDLY SHIT of that, and none of my other kids were even in this chapter, but!!! ASK ME IF I CARE LMAO omg. because bird son is hanging with his new best friend, and he’s out here Finding Himself and picking up the pieces and putting them back together stronger than ever because RESILIENCE HAS A NAME, AND IT’S SPELLED H-A-W-K-S, and you guys. profound, my love for this child. holy shit. hey google, play Silence by Marshmello
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golden-kinks · 3 years
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Eskel Feminization
Okay so like. Several months ago I prompted Eskel+feminization from @keys-to-the-kinkdom and got a very lovely Eskel/Letho ficlet out of the bargain (which you can find here, go tell keys how wonderful they are!)
But once it was in my head Eskel and feminization would not leave my mind, so I went and wrote out a couple other concepts and I figured I’d share with the class, especially since I got whacked over the head with Housewife Eskel the other day. I may write some of these into ficlets before I’m done, they’ve got a hold of me again, so watch this space
Geralt and Eskel, playing at knights and damsels as lads, and Geralt always wanted to be the knight and Eskel got to be the damsel in distress, and didn’t realize at the time exactly *why* he was so ok with this, but for sure it led to some sexual experimentation at the time. One of them brings it back up again when they’re grown, perhaps, and *whew* does Eskel go off like a shot when Geralt takes him into his arms like those trashy bodice ripper novels.
If we want to stay with the theme of Eskel getting to feel small, any Bear witcher is also a good option, they seem like they’d have someone who’d be delighted to set this sweet little thing in his lap to look up through long, dark eyelashes, and gasp with the prettiest bowed lips when big hands work up soft, curvy thighs to brush over a needy cunt. Eskel, demure and shy in a way that’s only the slightest bit exaggerated, and more a result of being so overwhelmingly turned on but this.
Aiden invites Eskel to come play with him and Lambert, because he’s seen the looks Eskel has given when Aiden calls Lamb “sweetheart” or “beautiful” and Aiden’s a generous guy, he’s got it in him to give his cock to gorgeous ladies, no need to fight over him. Lambert and Eskel helping each other dress up for “date night” and Aiden getting to have one on each arm, maybe inviting Geralt in to make it a proper double date. (This is edging a little into modern au, I think). Eskel getting called “babydoll” and he just about comes on the spot.
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louloubabys1992 · 3 years
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Five Favs of 2020
I was tagged by the amazingly talented @mercurial-madhouse​ to do this and I thank you for it as its been a while since I’ve looked at my fics or any of my work really....so here goes :D
RULES: it’s time to love yourselves! choose your 5 (ish) favorite works you created in the past year (fics, art, edits, etc.) and link them below to reflect on the amazing things you brought into the world in 2020. tag as many writers/artists/etc. as you want (fan or original) so we can spread the love and link each other to awesome work.
1-Hang there like fruit, my soul/Till the tree die
Fic summary;
''You still want me?'' he asks, voice thick. ''Yes,'' Harry's answer is absolute, almost defiant. ''But my hands are empty,'' Louis shakes his head. ''I've got nothing to offer you.'' ''I don't care about that. Do you see my hands?'' Harry asks before he cups Louis' face. His touch is gentle. He's always gentle when it comes to Louis. ''When I'm not holding you, I feel empty, but like this,'' he presses closer until their faces are inches apart. He caresses the apple of Louis' cheeks and that's when Louis realizes that he's spilled tears and Harry's wiping them. He didn't even notice; too busy looking into Harry's kind, kind, kind alpha eyes. ''I feel like I'm holding the world and I don't feel empty anymore,''
Louis knows he's a defective omega. He knows its also not his fault but it is what it is. He takes the world head on even when the world is unkind to him. Not Harry though; stubborn as he is, he doesn't back down, not when it comes to Louis
Note;
Those who read this fic know that this is my first ever abo fic. I wrote this in a time when I thought the world was ending. I had been on lockdown like the rest of us with not much to do and yet all the time in the world to finally do what I’m truly passionate about, which is writing. I don’t know if anyone noticed this but the difference between this fic and my latest one was six months (aside from a 16 chapter fic which I was writing almost simultaneously with ‘’Hang there’’ so for it to get any kudos or comments at all is quite unbelievable to me and I am really proud of the journey it took me on. It was one bumpy but amazing ride.
2-As the snow flies
Fic Summary:
’'I can’t sleep without you anymore. Got used to you.’’ Harry is always like that, so transparent with his feelings, so abundant with his love. He cuddles Niall the most, always stares up at Zayn like he’s something cool and out of this world, always attentively serious with Liam and always helping Leona out in the kitchen. He’s not so different from the shy, timid boy he’d first met, still stands pigeon toed when he’s waiting for Louis and the lads to go home after school, still stands with his shoulders all hunched but then he sees Louis and suddenly he’s taller, brighter, smile and dimples on full display.
He’s so beautiful.
-Or the fic in which Louis and Harry are foster kids who get separated long before they could even understand what loving each other means. They were so young and since then, circumstances had made Louis tough, had forced him to harden up. What happens when he and Harry meet again?
Notes:
Probably the easiest fic I’ve ever written because the idea had been swirling in my head for years, I just never had the time to sit down and put pen on paper (or letters on a word document hahah). It’s not for the faint of heart, I know, but I’ve always wanted to write it and flush it out of my system and when I did finally start writing it, it wasn’t as hard as writing my other fics. Like, I knew how it would end, I knew what scenes I had to cut out, what fit, what did not fit and I have to say, even though the outcome is not the way I had imagined it at first but it is everything it was meant to be in the end :D
3-The Boy with the Tin Chest and a Glass Heart
Written for the @bottomlouisficfest​
Fic summary:
Alpha Harry Styles, world-renowned author of fairy-tales, is being persuaded by the Beta, Liam Payne to hire a new illustrator. Since Harry’s own illustrations are too graphic for what is supposed to be children’s stories, Liam feels the need is dire. Omega Louis does not agree with Liam since he believes that Harry’s stories are fine just the way they are. Of course this has nothing to do with Louis being totally biased or totally head over heels for Harry. It certainly has nothing to do with being jealous of the mysterious omega illustrator Liam has in mind to team Harry up with. Seriously, it has nothing to do with that at all. Nothing, absolutely nothing, zilch, nada. Yeah...
Notes;
During my time of self isolation while the world tore itself apart, I busied myself with writing and watching k-drama series to distract from being anxious and swept by it all. It did wonders for me, occupying my time like that as I have always loved writing and this year, I found a new love for korean actors and their dramas and I have to say, their stories have such amazing plot lines. This fic is heavily inspired by one k-drama series called ‘’its okay not to be okay’’ starring Kim Soo Hyun and Seo Yea-ji (I hope I got the names spelled right). Please do watch it if you haven’t already :D
4-The Importance of being Earnest
part of the @1000feelingsfics​
fic summary;
Harry cannot help but pay extra attention to Louis' order, even if it is just a warm cup of tea with a dash of milk and no sugar. He also makes sure that the Danish Louis asks for is warm and fresh from the oven and not the one in the display, even if it means delaying Louis a bit when he fetches said Danish from the kitchen. It's all worth it when Louis smiles his crinkly smile at him before he rushes off to work.
Man, he's hot, he cannot help but think.
Or Harry is a barista who's been harboring a crush on Louis for months. Little does he know that Louis actually likes him back.
Note:
I don’t know if I’ve ever mentioned this before but this fic was included in a podcast which has never happened to me before and I am so so so happy and proud that my fic got that type of attention (or any attention at all hahahaha) so like, it is quite special to me and honestly, a lot of the fics written for the @1000feelingsfics​ challenge are really, truly incredible
5-Bed of Nails
fic summary;
Louis has been keeping a secret for a very long time. The boys don’t know because he doesn’t tell them, not because he doesn’t want to but because he doesn’t think they need to know or be bothered by his troubled past. When they find out, they look at Louis differently. But Harry doesn’t. No, he loves Louis and will do anything in his power for his love to find its way through the cracks.
Or the one where Louis has a troubled past that catches up to him and Harry does his best to save him from it.
Notes:
This is my longest fic ever, not just in chapter count but in time (it took me actual years to finish it, whew, what a journey). A lot of things happened while writing this fic but one event that stands out among the rest; I lost my younger brother back in 2016. He was only 23 years old. I started writing this fic in 2015 and finished it January 2020. Losing George crippled me both mentally and emotionally. I had no power, no inspiration and definitely no will to do anything but try and seem okay for the sake of my grieving parents. I bottled it all up to try and seem strong in front of them and in return, I forgot about anything else, including my passions and my hobbies. It took me a herculean effort to finish this fic and I mostly did it because writing to me, is like an itch. I can stop writing sure but every once in a while, that itch that nags at you like an incessant person knocking, begging you to just open up the door on the swirl of words blasting your brain in the middle of the night, begging you to just do something, doesn’t ever completely go away. So, I didn’t ignore it and decided to finish it, no matter how long it took. The itch to write went away after that and a sense of calm and accomplishment took over instead. I miss George till this day. Nothing will ever turn off that feeling but writing to me, in any form, whether in my journal or fics or whatever, does have the power to push me through the day. 
And there goes; my 2020 fics. I want to tag a lot of people but I think most people I know here already did it but if you see this or read this, take that as your cue to do it too. We all need some self love in this world and self love is what we deserve. 
Happy new year everybody :D
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butmomilovejin · 3 years
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Day 1/365
Prompt: “Never heard of that being used as a murder weapon before.”
Genre: Angst, Mild crack
Summary: Jungkook had never felt fury like that; uncontrollable. You, having been his best friend for the best part of the last decade, meant so much to him and he couldn’t stand the thought of you being uncomfortable under the hands of some gross loner at a party. After he had taken his anger out on his target, he ends up at his boyfriend’s front door
Warnings: Mentions of sexual harassment, Violence, Yoongi tries to make light of a bad situation? 
WC: 1.4k
It was 2 in the morning and Jungkook was not where he should be, in bed, asleep. No. He was walking the streets of Seoul, pace rapid, as his legs carry him without him knowing, to Yoongi’s front door. 
He didn’t know what came over him. Earlier that evening, when you had told him about what that guy had done to you at a party the night before, touching you up as you wriggled to escape, you hadn’t expected him to explode like that, rushing out the door before you’d even finished your last sentence. Jungkook rang the doorbell for what felt like hours. No sign of movement in the house. Reaching into his pocket for his phone, he sees almost 100 missed calls from you over the past few hours. He continues to ignore them though as he unlocks the phone and goes straight to Yoongi’s contact. The phone rang... and rang... and rang... and Jungkook had begun searching through his messy pockets to try and find something to pick the lock with. But finally, just as it almost went to voicemail, a groggy sounding Yoongi muttered a confused ‘Hello?’ on the other end of the phone.
“Yoongi! How could you not hear the doorbell??” 
“You’re at my house?” He was now gradually waking up due to the rushed tone of Jungkook’s voice.
“Yes, now please let me in my saliva is turning into ice out here.”
“Nice mental image thank you, but the door’s open just come in.”
“Oh, ok- wait you leave your door unlocked at night?” 
“Locking doors is for the weak; now come inside before you get hypothermia.”
Jungkook tested the handle on the door and sure enough, it was open. He heads to the kitchen to grab a glass of water, listening to the soft movement of Yoongi’s footsteps he walks down the stairs, clad in his dressing gown and glasses, hair a mess, strands in every direction, not that Jungkook’s was any better.
Yoongi sits at a stool in the kitchen and looks at JK’s back as his hands grip the sink, white knuckles protruding, Yoongi seemingly not phased at all that his boyfriend was at his house at the witching hour, looking rather handsomely disheveled.
“Well, aren’t you gonna ask me why I’m here?” Jungkook asked, now facing Yoongi.
“No, I figured you’d tell me without prompting anyway.”
“You- Fair enough. Well where do I even START?”
“Why don’t we start with why you’re not at Y/N’s having your movie night, which by the way, still upset I didn’t get an invite.”
“It’s tradition between us! You can’t come it’s OUR time.”
“Kook... I’m joking,” Yoongi says as he guides the younger to the living room and sits him on a sofa across from himself, “What happened babe?”
The pet name causes Jungkook to look up lovingly to Yoongi. 
“Well, ok, so I was with her and she seemed a bit- I don’t know. She seemed kind of off-ish, I knew something was up when she didn’t even suggest Cat in the Hat for our movie.”
Yoongi nods along but he doesn’t know you nearly as well as Jungkook and has no idea how that would give the impression there was something wrong. Regardless, he acts like he understands as Jungkook continues on.
“I asked her what was up and she was very reluctant to tell me but eventually she gave in. She was harassed last night at that party we were meant to go to. I wish we never ate that week old pie, we would’ve been there if we weren’t spewing everywhere”
“Harassed?” Yoongi asked, trying to the pinpoint the important parts in between Jungkook’s rambled monologue.
“The guy was touching her up even when she was trying to get back to her friends. She said she was fine about it last night, because she was so drunk, it barely registered in her brain, but she hadn’t been able to stop thinking about it all day today.”
“Well, technically yesterday, its 2am.”
“Dude... shut the fuck up.”
“Did you just friend zone me, we’ve been together for 2 years bro.”
“I love you bro.”
“I love you too bro, anyway please continue.”
“Oh yeah, so I basically stormed out, started running before I even knew who it was, realised I didn’t know who I was after, went to her friends Instagram and saw him and Y/N in the back of the picture, figured out who he was, turns out I went to school with the prick, found his Insta and, through that, found he still lived with his parents, knocked on the door, his dad opened the door, I politely asked for his son-” He took a deep breath before continuing, “He called him down, I grabbed his collar and dragged him outside and ruffled him up a bit, a lot actually, but then his dad came out with a whole ass bat and I grabbed the banana in my pocket I was saving for movie snacks and smacked him in the head with it before he could get me with the bat then he fell down and I ran away, oh my god have I killed an innocent old man?”
“Uhhhhhh,” Yoongi is unsure of what to say as Jungkook was now pacing around his living room, “Never heard of that being used as a murder weapon before.”
Jungkook gave him a death stare.
“Whew, if looks could kill. Listen Kook, you did the right thing, it was a BANANA, as strong as you think you are Mr Gym Lad, you’re not strong enough to kill a man with just a banana. What about Y/N though? You didn’t even say anything before you left?”
Jungkook had calmed down a tad now and was perched back on the sofa. He shook his head to the question, suddenly feeling bad that you were probably at home worrying when, most likely, you had just wanted comfort from him about the situation.
“Call her Kookie. Lets get in my car, you call her, and I’ll drive to her place.”
Jungkook agreed instantly, Yoongi was always good at grounding him. 
They did as they said and Jungkook held his phone to his ear as it rang, after some further persuasion from Yoongi, as the car rolled through the harsh lights of the street lamps, roads completely bare of any sign of life. Contrasting the call to his boyfriend, the phone hadn’t even rang once before your voice was on the other end.
“KOOK WHAT THE FU-”
“Hey...” He says quietly, a bit embarrassed of the drama he had caused.
“What did you do?” You said, relieved that you could hear his voice.
“Me and Yoongi are on our way over, I’m like 5 minutes away, we’ll talk about it then.”
You sigh, “Ok Kookie, you want hot chocolate?” 
He smiles slightly for the first time since stepping foot in your apartment earlier that night. “Do you even have to ask?”
“I’m making one for Yoongi too, does he want cream and marshmallows?”
“You want cream and marshmallows on your hot chocolate babe?” Jungkook holds the phone away from him as he directs the question to Yoongi, putting you on loud speaker.
“Obviously.”
“Ok, see you soon.” You respond before hanging up.
They buzz your apartment and you let them in instantly. The minute the door opens, you run to Jungkook, hooking your legs around him as you hug him closely. You had been worried all night he might have done something stupid on your behalf and gotten himself hurt or, more drastically, imprisoned.
He chuckles lowly as he sets you down. You walk to the kitchen and like little ducklings, they follow.
You hand out the hot chocolate and sit at the dining table, waiting for Jungkook to explain. Both you and Yoongi look at him expectedly and he finally begins his explanation, fortunately much calmer than the first time he had recited his story to Yoongi.
When he was finished, you go to wrap your arms around his neck, “Thank you,” you murmur into his hair as he keens to your hug, “But next time you wanna start chaos, take me with you.” You unwrap your arms to give him a hard flick on the back of the head, causing Yoongi to snigger and Jungkook to sheepishly rub the back of his head.
“Now, I know its late, but can we watch The Cat in the Hat?”
The boys share a look before agreeing and curling up with you on the sofa.
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AN- Ok! This is my first work of this year! I want to do one every day this year, it won’t always be possible but I will try my best! Yoongi could be seen as a bit insensitive in this one but I wanted to portray the dynamic his and Jungkook’s relationship has. If you enjoyed please leave me some feedback to help me improve and motivate me, like and reblog! 
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Sakakibara Yasumasa
A Faint Affection (MC x Yasumasa)
-Chapter 1/ Chapter 2/ Chapter 3/ Chapter 4/ Chapter 5/ Chapter 6-7/
(Writer’s notes: Omy gosh..finally, after so, so long...! I am posting the continuation of my Yasumasa fic again. It is not dead yet! My Yasumasa fic is still alive and kicking~ XD Whew~ (・ε・`*) … I had been writing and trying to finish these two chapters for almost a week now. (And if it wasn’t for the latest Tenka Yasumasa event I read from Agas-chan, I wouldn’t feel more inspired and try to reaally give time for my fic again. So busy with life that I had a hard time squeezing some time for writing this fic. But finally! I managed now to squeeze my time and finish these two chapters! Yehey! Waah I feel so tired _ノ乙(、ン、)_ 
I even had to reread the whole fic from chapter 1-5 just to make sure I am not forgetting or missing something XD 
As always, please bear with my English and writing skills~ (๑•́ ₃ •̀๑) I am no pro, just average XD ~ And hopefully,v(⌒o⌒)vI hope you have fun and enjoy reading this fic as much as I do!)
Chapter 6-7
Running in the middle of the night, 
                            Tomorrow morning with a cold.
                                          And an evening full of sadness. 
“Did something good happened?” inquire Umeko, her face observing me so carefully.
It is early morning, we have been tasked to prepare food early for some reason. The sky hasn’t lighted up yet but you can hear the roosters outside crowing already. A sign that morning sun is approaching. A brand new day for all of us.
“Haah!??” startled by her sudden question, I almost drop the knife I am holding. “Whhha--, why do you think so?” I reply.
“Well, you seem.. “ she pauses,  giggling she continues and says, “you seem like someone who is in love.”
“A whaaat!!?” I find my tone suddenly rising. 
“Who is the lucky girl? Ayeee, Yahiko!” squeaks Umeko while elbowing me in my side. “I didn’t know you have one!” exclaimed Umeko again.
“What are you even saying? I don’t know what you are talking about to be honest.”
“Tsk. You can’t fool me young man, I can see it and feel it. Something is different with you these days.” says Umeko as she continues peeling the potatoes beside me.
“I think you are just imagining things.” I reply as I hold the knife and the potato I am peeling more firmly.
“Imagining things? Maybe you are the one who is imagining something there! Tell that to your giggling face!” she says pointing the small knife to me. “Do you even take a look at yourself? You are giggling by yourself since we started peeling these potatoes.”
“Am I?? Reaally?” I say, caught off guard.
“Yeah! You keep on smiling and smiling while peeling these potatoes! I wonder why? Hmmm???” teases Umeko while she pinches my cheeks with both of her hands.
Do I look like that? Was I really am smiling?
I ask myself countless times inside my head. 
***
Breakfast was served earlier than usual. After having breakfast, lord Ieyasu and lord Sakai with some of the retainers departed to Owari to visit lord Nobunaga leaving the castle for a few days to the trusted trio: lord Tadakatsu, lord Yasumasa and Toramatsu. The three are left in charge of the affairs in the castle. 
So here I am, as usual, outside the veranda just finished everything that needed to be done. I am glad that I am able to do and finished every chore fast. Now finally, I can relax a bit. I look at the swaying sheets of my laundry that are hanging so perfectly out in the sunshine. I feel proud for the good work I have done. As I take in the breeze around me, my mind floats back to what Umeko was saying.
You seem like someone who is in love..
Whhhhaaaa! No no no! Haha, what the hell? Hahaha Umeko is so jumping into conclusions! Me? In love? To whom?? I was just smiling. I was smiling because of what happened a few days ago. Nothing more. I was just happy that lord Yasumasa even tagged along in getting the two children back home safely despite his nonstop complaints. And I was maybe, yes, giggling because lord Yasumasa doesn’t have the slightest clue that those are the very same children that secretly gave him pressed flowers before. I was just happy because everything feels like fate and such. Yeah, that’s it. 
I clapped my hands together making a loud sound in the air. 
Umeko is really jumping to conclusions. I hope she wouldn’t spread any rumours to our fellow maids.
“Anyway! Why am I thinking so hard about this? The weather is so nice today! Perhaps I should go out and buy some new ingredients for our dessert.”  I tell myself with glee.
***
“Hey is that Yahiko? Toramatsu?” says Tadakatsu as he points Yahiko who just went outside the castle gates with basket in one hand.
“Yes, why?” says Toramatsu
Lord Tadakatsu together with Toramatsu and of course lord Yasumasa is currently walking outside in the castle garden. You can visibly see the sweat forming on their clothes and faces as they leisurely walk in the open garden. They have finished practicing their swordsmanship with their retainers a couple of minutes ago. 
“Nothing really, haha. But, I can’t help but notice that he is really a hardworking lad. You must be so lucky to have him Yasumasa?” says Tadakatsu as he laughs.
“I think I have to agree with you lord Tadakatsu about that,” says Toramatsu, “Yahiko is a very hardworking person but I am afraid he might over push himself.” concern present on his voice.
Meanwhile, Yasumasa who is standing beside them nods in agreement for the first time with Toramatsu and says, “True, he is very useful I have to say. Way more useful and responsible than any other servants out there that worked under me.” 
“Oooh..is that a compliment to Yahiko? Haha” teases lord Tadakatsu.
“Take it whatever you want, Tadakatsu.” says Yasumasa disinterested as he wipes his sweaty face with his kimono sleeves.
“But, I do really hope he doesn’t overwork himself too much. He handles almost all the chores in the castle. I think it won't bring any good to his health later on, if he keeps on abusing his body, doing everything by himself.” says Toramatsu in a whisper as the three of them walk.
As Toramatsu says this, Yasumasa looks back behind him. He looks at the castle gate with something on his mind.
***
As soon as I got back from my mini shopping, I start helping out in the kitchen. It is almost lunchtime, so the old kitchen ladies are all busy preparing the meals of the retainers. I help with ladling the hot soup, filling their porcelain bowls to the brim, then putting them in the trays that are lined up in front of me. After everything is prepared, we start to distribute the trays on the main hall so that the hungry retainers can eat their meal while it is still hot. 
I go and serve Toramatsu, lord Tadakatsu and lord Yasumasa their meals as usual. 
“Thanks for the meal, Yahiko” says lord Tadakatsu beaming with a smile.
“Why don’t you eat with us too, you must be pretty starving by now” says Toramatsu, smiling at me with some gentleness in his eyes. 
Meanwhile, lord Yasumasa on the other hand is just listening to us three while he eats his food.
Feeling shy to eat with them so suddenly, I reject the kind offer. “I umm.. I am not yet hungry so don’t worry milord” I say when suddenly as I am about to stand up from my kneeling spot, my stomach rumbles without any warning. 
“!!”
“I think your stomach says otherwise.” says nonchalantly by lord Yasumasa who is now drinking the hot steaming soup from his porcelain bowl.
Lord Tadakatsu laughs at me. I can’t help but blush so hard in front of them. My face turns slightly red like a ripened tomato. Toramatsu on the other hand, tries to stifle his laughter and end up just giggling quietly. 
“Just eat with us, Yahiko.” 
“Yeah, eat with us..!”
Invites Toramatsu and lord Tadakatsu again to me.
“Umm..haha, no, I am okay. And I still have some things to do. Well then, excuse me my lords!” I bow and walk quickly from the main hall not even looking back because of the embarrassment. Gosh, why of all time!!??? Why!!? I want to crawl into some hole and never go out. This is so embarrassing!
“Yahiko is cute, don’t you think Yasumasa?” says lord Tadakatsu innocently without any deep meaning at all. 
“What’s so cute about a person who lets himself starve or lets his stomach rumble in front of everybody.” says coldly and unimpressed by lord Yasumasa.
“Ohh come on! Yahiko is cute! Isn’t he Toramatsu? You agree with me right?” lord Tadakatsu says again in a gleefully manner, pointing his chopsticks to Toramatsu.
“Instead saying that and giving him a cold shoulder, you should have asked him to eat with us. He was probably shy in front of you to say yes to us. He must be worried that you might not like the idea with him eating with us or maybe with you.” says Toramatsu in a faint stern tone towards lord Yasumasa.
“What!? So are you saying that it’s my fault now?” irritated, lord Yasumasa unconsciously slams his chopsticks on his tray. “Is it my fault that he was shy, that he couldn’t eat with us and rejected your offer? Why do you have to blame me for it, as if it is my responsible or something..”
“Just saying. You should have been more thoughtful.” Toramatsu replies without looking back, continuing eating his hot meal in a calm manner.
“Tsk.” lord Yasumasa snaps, now feeling a little bit guilty towards Yahiko who seems tired and really hungry just by the sound of his rumbling stomach earlier.
“Umm, hello? does anyone agree with what I am saying? Isn’t Yahiko cute??” beaming and smiling and waving like a fool, lord Tadakatsu asks them again.
“Oh! Just shut up for goodness sake, Tadakatsu!” yells lord Yasumasa, his brows furrowing into a deep arch clearly irritated by what Toramatsu said to him. “Just shut up..!” he says again to lord Tadakatsu who is oblivious of what is happening to his surroundings.  
***
Late afternoon, alone in the kitchen.
It has been a tiring day somehow for all of us. After lunch, the retainers was tasked by Toramatsu to clean up their rooms, then their belongings. Lord Tadakatsu and lord Yasumasa on the other hand, tasked the other retainers to polish their swords and their armors and other weaponries they have inside the storage. When they all finished their tasks, us servants made them some refreshments and desserts. Now that everyone is just relaxing on their own, here I am in the kitchen--my favorite place-- doing some wiping. My peaceful moment is suddenly been shattered by some loud voice coming from outside.
“Hey, Yahiko! Is it true!? Is it true!??”
Umeko suddenly comes running to me shouting in the kitchen like she heard some kind of big news from outside, almost knocking all the clean pots on the table that I have been wiping so far.
“Umeko, would you just calm down.” I say as I stack the wiped and cleaned pots in order again on the table. “Why are you shouting? Did something happen in town?” I ask, inquisitively.
“You wouldn’t believe what I just heard!” she catches her breath, then for a moment starts talking again “they say lord Yasumasa struck an innocent civilian!”
‘What!? When?!” I almost yelled at her, so shocked at what I just heard from her mouth. Lord Yasumasa, struck a civilian? is this even true?
“Well, they say, he beat up an old man in the streets a few days ago. All the old man did was he was trying to teach this certain samurai lord to be respectful towards elders. But it didn’t end well. He got beaten up badly by that young man. And it turns out that the man they are referring to is lord Yasumasa. Many say that they saw the horrible scene too. It is the talk of the town!” says Umeko.
No way..How did the story turned up into something like that? Don’t tell me that it is the drunkard we met before. That man is saying such a big nasty lie to the townspeople. He is trying to make lord Yasumasa look bad! 
“Where did you hear that? That is nonsense! Don’t believe such a big lie.” I snap at Umeko.
“Why are you getting a bit mad at me, Yahiko? I just heard it. And the old man himself was the one who was telling it all out there. He and some men also says that lord Yasumasa doesn’t deserve his title and such...that he is taking advantage of his position just because he is a samurai lord..”
I can’t believe this, why? Why say such bad things? There’s a faint pang lingering inside me that I can’t fully explain. I feel sad for lord Yasumasa who doesn’t seem to know anything. He did something good only to turned out bad like this? And at the same time, I feel very angry too, to the persons who spreads such bad lies about him. Even though lord Yasumasa can be a jerk, still saying such lies is still wrong. It is not right at all.
“Yahiko??”
“I’m sorry Umeko for snapping like that at you. But don’t believe them. That man is lying. I think he was the drunkard we met back then and he was trying to hurt some kids, lord Yasumasa just taught him a lesson. I was there. So believe me. I know lord Yasumasa can be snappy at all times, but after working under him, I can tell that he is a good man. He will not do something so bad like that.” I say to Umeko. Umeko, on the other hand is listening to me quietly and eagerly. “Is that so? I believe you then! I’m sorry too, I just got carried away because people were talking about it so I was just so shocked that I came running straight to you here right away just to confirm it. Don’t worry, if ever I heard someone here in this castle talking about it, I will say that it isn’t true.” 
“Thanks, Umeko.” I smile at her, feeling happy about her sincerity and  that the misunderstanding has been cleared up. 
***
Just outside, the two servants don’t know that somebody has been quietly listening to their conversation. It is lord Yasumasa, standing just outside near the kitchen door. He didn’t mean to listen or eavesdrop. He was supposed to ask Yahiko something, maybe ask him to do some errands for him and maybe will tell him that he can have the day after his task. He stands there, looking at the two quietly. Or more so, looking at Yahiko with such bafflement. Eyes with a faint doubtful expression. His brows in deep furrows, as if he is trying to understand something in his head but he can’t. He observes Yahiko from afar and murmurs to himself, “I really don’t get...this guy..”
***
The setting sun paints the afternoon sky with splotches and smears of crimson and orange colors. Evening is approaching slowly as the sun says goodbye to the day again. After finishing everything I have to do in the kitchen, I make my way to lord Yasumasa’s quarters. Walking in the corridor with a tray of tea and manju on my hands, I can’t help but recollect inside my head what happened earlier regarding the false rumours about lord Yasumasa. I feel angry for lord Yasumasa. I wish I was the one who was out in town so that I could correct those bad people and tell the townspeople that those are nothing but lies. That they shouldn’t believe a word that that old man and his men was spreading about.
But no matter how much I wanted to do something, all I can do now is just sigh and hope that these will stop soon. 
I see from afar lord Yasumasa’s quarters already lit up inside. Usually he is late going to his quarters but now he seems early. He must be so exhausted if that is so. Lord Yasumasa probably returned early to rest. Poor lord Yasumasa, he must have had no clue about what’s going around in town. 
Should I inform him? Or not? But..ughh what to do. What should I do… I ponder as I get nearer to his quarters.
“Lord Yasumasa, I brought you some tea and dessert.” I announce myself.
“Bring it inside.” he says flatly. 
I come inside and place the hot tea and his plate of newly made manju on his table. He has been sorting some paper scrolls again. 
After serving his tea and manju I sit near the sliding door waiting, waiting for the perfect time to tell lord Yasumasa about it. At the end, I think he should know about this. But, soon as I try to open my mouth, I can’t say nor find the right words right away. I pause, and then ponder. Ponder but then when I try to speak, I find it hard. At last, after what seemed like an eternity, I take a deep breath, then I call him in a low tone that is enough to be heard. 
“Lord Yasumasa, no matter how many times I think about it, I think you should know.”
“And what is that? Be sure that what you are about to tell me is really important or else don’t bother at all.” He says, his right hand stops from whatever it is doing. Finally he looks at me, as if he is ready to listen to what I am about to say. 
I gather my courage, and opened my mouth. 
“Somebody out there is putting such bad rumours about you, milord. I think it should be stopped or else the whole town will probably think that it is true.” I say with sincere concern for him.
“And?” 
It was an unexpected dull reply. It caught me off guard. 
“And?? I-- I think we should do something about it milord.”
“Why? Just like you said it is just a bunch of crap. Lies. Why bother?” he replies without a care in the world.
“But-- milord... don’t you feel..wronged here? Don’t you feel angry or something, because I feel angry.” I say somehow bluntly, my hands unconsciously gripping my hakama while sitting there in his room. 
He observes me like he doesn’t understand me. Like he doesn’t understand what I am trying to say to him or where I am coming from. There’s this bewilderment expression showing on his face. His brows forming into an arch, like he is trying to figure out me on his head. 
Finally, he speaks, breaking the brief silence that surrounded the room.
“I don’t understand you at all.” he says. 
“Huh?? What do you mean milord?” I say in response to him, totally confused.
Then his expression changed into his usual annoyed expression, that expression that I see from him from time to time, whenever he thinks I am being stupid or being an airhead again. 
“What I mean, fool, is that why would you feel bothered by it? Why would you even feel angry? It’s not about you. So why get so worked up about something that you don’t have business with?” he says sounding irritated like as if I am making a real big deal out of it--which I don’t understand.
“But milord--” 
“Ohh, stop.” he interjects, “Can’t you even, for once properly use your head? Why don’t you put all your energy into something more productive? Instead of complaining to me about this crap that is not worthy of my time or your time, if I were you, I would just use it to something more productive. Know what? I don’t need you and your negativity here. Go take a bath or something. Don’t get into my nerves while I ask you nicely.” he says, his hands shooing me away like I am being a pest to him right now.
Seeing that the conversation is really over, I just give up. And make my way outside of his room.
***
“Ugggghhhhh..!! I DON’T GET HIM AT ALL!” I say aloud, my voice echoing in the whole room. I punch the water around me, making a huge splash of a mess. Here I am inside the public bathroom of the castle taking a nice warm soak in this wooden bathtub. As usual, I made sure that everyone had their bath  before going here. It is hard living in disguise, you have to be cautious especially when it comes to taking a bath and changing my clothes. But it sure feels sometimes nice to have the whole room for me to use. It is quiet and no one would bother me. And I can let out all these hard feelings and frustrations I have in me.
“He is the one that I don’t understand. He always gets mad, complains a lot even by the slightest, small irrelevant things but he won’t even feel upset about somebody out there badmouthing him. What!? Mind my own business?? And here I am, worried for him. Worried that he might feel-- l.. Ughhhhh..!” I submerge my head in the warm, steaming water and letting all the frustrations and anger within me melt away.
I really don’t get how lord Yasumasa and his mind works at all. As I try to recall everything that happened, it felt like for him I was overreacting over something stupid. That I was stupid for reacting like that. The way he responded as if I am some kind of a pest, ughhh..I don’t get him at all. Use my head properly? Really? Ughh, I hate him. Here I was feeling sad for him. Oh, MC, why would you even feel concerned for that jerk? Really? Hah..! 
When I couldn’t hold my breath any longer under the water, I hurriedly come to the surface gasping for air. 
“Ha, hahh, hahh…*coughs” I let my head rest on the wooden wall, closing my eyes, thoughts wandering about the incident again.
To think they figure out lord Yasumasa’s name, or whoever they are, or I mean that old man must have done his research about it. He must have been so angry about how he was beaten up in public that he couldn’t let go of it unless he gets even to him. To think that there are people who would go to such lengths just because they feel wronged...it is scary.
Mulling over while my eyes are still closed and my head still resting on the wall, I hear the sliding wooden door of the public bathroom suddenly being opened. I open my eyes hurriedly and submerged my whole body in the bathtub. I quietly scan the area, and see someone really comes in. My body freezes, anxiousness creeping in. Thankfully, the area is dark and steamy so whoever it is still haven’t noticed me yet. The man removes his hakama, then his whole kimono robe, the fabric smoothly slipping down from the slender yet taut, muscled-body then falling to the floor. Without a sound, he walks in my direction. Even though I don’t look like it, I am panicking in my head. 
Ohh god, what should I do? He is coming nearer and nearer here. No, no...MC just relax, just think. *getting nervous and lightheaded because of too much steam* Think!? What am I supposed to think? Besides there is a man naked in front of me! And he is walking now in my direction, so how am I supposed to think..! And haha *sarcastic laugh* I am fully naked too for heaven’s sake..! 
I am starting to feel dizzy, and the only thing, the only possible solution that my mind comes up with is to just hurriedly run away from this place. No matter how hard I try to think, that is the only way I would be able to escape from this scenario. So I ready myself. I don’t care anymore if I see him naked or he sees me naked, as long as he won’t be able to see my face and discover my identity, I have no choice but to just run without clothes. 
As he gets nearer, I grab the nearest small wooden pail I see without making a sound. The man is about to enter the bathtub, the moment I see his left foot has submerged in the water, I hurriedly stand up smack the man as hard as I can with the small wooden pail. 
”Ughhhh!! What the!???”
I hear the man groaning in pain, hear him falling into the bathtub with a loud painful thud.
I’m sorry...really, really sorry..! I cry inside my head to the man who seems like in deep pain because of how he fell and got his head hit.
 And like a mad person, I hurriedly jump off the bathtub, grabbing my clothes right away and flee from the crime scene.
***
“Ouch..What in the seven hells!! Who was that stupid fool..!?!? Uhhhggh..! My butt and my head..ouch..I will kill whoever that is..! That fool!” groan in pain by lord Yasumasa. Even though the place is dark, you can still see with the moonlight’s help the reddening back of lord Yasumasa. His head hurts like crazy because of the wooden pail that was smacked on him, while half of his body is in pain because of how hard the impact it got from falling hard on the wooden tub. If you are wondering why he is there at that time, well it was just an unfortunate coincidence. He was so exhausted that he was a bit late in taking his usual bath. Unfortunately, that is the usual time MC takes her bath..so..you know now.
“What a crazy guy.! I will surely kill that person! Just you wait..! Ouuucchh.. Aww, damn..my body hurts like hell..” curses lord Yasumasa in the air, alone in the dark.
***
I am panting so hard, like a person who just survived from death. Wet to the bones and naked, I am clasping my white kimono undergarment like my life depends on it. I am so looking weird, like an exhibitionist right now. I hurriedly put my clothes on despite my body still drenching from water. After checking nobody is outside, I hurriedly run to my quarters hoping and praying that no problems will arise tomorrow.
***
Morning, it is.
The weather is nice and as usual we prepared breakfast early and on time. Still cautious about what happened last night, I am on guard even though I am working like nothing happened. Thankfully, it seems like nobody knows who or what happened last night. With stacked trays on my arms, I go to the main hall to serve the newly cooked breakfast for the retainers.
“You looked flushed, you okay?” asks with a happy-go-lucky tone by lord Tadakatsu to lord Yasumasa who is sitting beside him waiting for their breakfast meals to be served.
“I hope there is some hot soup in the menu today.” says lord Yasumasa more like to himself, than to lord Tadakatsu who is beside him looking bit puzzled.
After serving the others including Toramatsu’s food, I go to lord Tadakatsu and lord Yasumasa’s side next. I kneel in front of them and start serving their respective trays.
“Here is your breakfast milor--- achooooo..!”
“Is there a sou---- achooooo..!!”
The sound of my sneezing and for some reason, another sound of somebody’s sneeze too surprised me, lord Tadakatsu, lord Yasumasa as well as the other retainers nearby.
“Wow. Did something happen? Both of you are looking flushed and looks like both of you caught a cold too.” says lord Tadakatsu a bit taken aback by our sneezes. I realized that the other person that sneezed the same time with me is lord Yasumasa.
“Haahaha…*nervous laughing. It must be the weather.” I countered. But at the back of my mind, I don’t want to think but I get the feeling that it was lord Yasumasa that I smacked last night with the wooden pail. The one who entered the public bath. The one I saw naked. The one I almost killed…! Realizing this, I feel like fainting right there on the spot. 
Shoot..!! MC!!! Pray he doesn’t notice or don’t get any idea!!!
“But the weather is nice though..that is weird haha” laughs off lord Tadakatsu as he starts digging his meal. Meanwhile, as I try to catch a glimpse of lord Yasumasa, I accidentally make an eye contact with him. 
Oooopppss..!  This is not good. I can see the reaction in his eyes. There is a sudden brief faint of surprise in his eyes, something that tells me that he must have realized it all and now he is suspicious of me.
Damn. Please, please, please..don’t let him realized it was me. I cry to myself inside, hoping that he still hasn’t caught on about it. 
“I am going now milords...” I say meekly to them and bow. Then I go out from the main hall going straight to the kitchens in a hurried manner but not obvious.
***
“Hey, are you not hungry? I thought you are craving for some soup??” pry lord Tadakatsu to lord Yasumasa who is somewhat murmuring to himself.
“So he’s the stupid fool..” smirk lord Yasumasa, as if he is having fun on his little discovery.
“Hmm?? What are you talking about?” questions lord Tadakatsu.
“Nothing. Nothing...don’t mind me.” responds lord Yasumasa back as he begins his meal by sipping the hot soup from his steaming porcelain bowl.
***
In town. 
With a basket on my arm, I stroll the town aimlessly while my head tries to come up with a good, reasonable and believable excuse if ever lord Yasumasa realized that it was me who almost killed him with a wooden pail last night.
“Ughhh.. What excuse I would say to him... What!?” I murmur to myself. 
As I am walking, oddly, I suddenly heard the name Yasumasa in the street. Curious, I move nearer.
“Even though he is a samurai lord that works under the Tokugawa still don’t you think that it was too much? What he did to an old man like me? He abuses his power no matter how you look at it .” 
“Omy, well..that is true..” nods reluctantly of an old lady from the restaurant, somehow feeling pitiful but hesitant towards the old man. 
“Is that really true though?” counter the manju vendor that has a mini stall next to the restaurant. “..because from what I heard from the other vendors too, you are the one who started picking a fight with some kids…” states the vendor matter-of-factly. 
“And who told you that?” butts in by the man who is with the old man. “That cocky boy and his young servant started it, he beat up an old man here.”
“Still, maybe the guy had a good reason? And we know the young servant who is with him. That young servant of his usually buys manju to me, and some of us know him..He is kind and isn’t the type of person to do such a thing..so I wonder if you are telling the truth..” doubts the manju vendor.
“What are you saying?? Are you accusing us then?” yells the man.
“Ohh my.. Please don’t fight here.” says the old lady from the restaurant, worried.
“Hey, calm down. Let it go buddy..” says the old man--who is playing innocent--  tapping the shoulder of his friend who is yelling at the manju vendor. “Well, if you don’t believe us, if you don’t believe this poor old man me, then I have no choice.” As he walks from the place, he suddenly stops and looks back at the manju vendor who still doubtful about them.  “And ohh.. If I were you, I wouldn’t get too close to them, especially to that lord Yasumasa. He seems to like beautiful young guys.”
“What are you implying or trying to say here?” 
“Ohh nothing. Just saying.. You don’t want to give him a wrong impression, do you?” says the old man with a crafty smile. “You see, I heard he does things with that little servant of his that you are saying you know.”
This time, despite my hard efforts on trying to stay still, hearing those words made me finally lose my patience. And before I know it, I am charging forward to those liars almost ready to smack them with the goods I have in my basket.
“Hey!! You are really being too much!” I strike back feeling really upset.
“And who are-- Ohh, I see.. Are you here to defend your master now?” smirks the old man with meaning. “See how he acts so defensive, I wonder why..hmm?”
Trying to compose myself, I talk back to the old man who pretends to be the victim with civility. “I don’t know why you feel so wronged here even though you are the one who is at fault here. It is true that lord Yasumasa beaten the heck out of you, but because you deserved it. You wouldn’t listen to reason, and you were about to hurt the kids way way smaller than you just because they tripped you or something. I think you already had enough badmouthing him for the whole town to know your lies. So will you stop now?” I say, my insides fuming. 
After letting everything out, I face the restaurant lady and the manju vendor that I frequent to whenever I buy manju, “Please forgive me for causing a scene here. I just want you to know that lord Yasumasa isn’t the type of person this group of men are saying. He may not look friendly outside but in the inside, lord Yasumasa is a good and decent person that does his responsibilities well as a retainer and follower of lord Ieyasu. He won’t do something unless there is a reason behind it. He may have a sharp tongue but he genuinely cares for his duties as a Tokugawa retainer and he admires lord Ieyasu’s leadership. So much as he won’t do something that will put lord Ieyasu’s name into shame, like what those people are claiming.” I gave a glare those bad men, before bowing and saying goodbye to the restaurant lady and the manju vendor.
***
It is almost late afternoon. I walk in an alley--a shortcut to the castle-- with the basket in my left arm filled with new goods and spices that I bought in town, now feeling somehow calm, my anger subsiding already. “I hope they will finally stop now that I--” as I am about to turn, someone grab me from behind, my mouth being clasp by a hand. I try to escape, struggling so hard when another person suddenly pops up in front of me and punch me on the stomach so hard that I lose my consciousness right then and there.
***
Meanwhile in some corner of the alley just a few walks near where MC is being dragged unconsciously, laughter fills the air as children are playing with some rocks and pebbles. 
“It’s my turn!” says the little boy to his fellow little friends as he throws a big flat pebble on the road missing the target objects laid out in the rough road. “Ooops, hahaha sorry. Wait I am going to get my rock.” says the little boy as he goes to the corner of the alley, as he is about to pick his rock, he saw a familiar figure. “Ohh! Is that onii-chan? Onii-chan..!~” he shouts but MC doesn’t seem to hear him, as he takes a closer look, he realized that MC--the one who took them home after being saved from the old drunkard man-- is being dragged by some men. “This is bad…!”
***
In the castle, lord Yasumasa seems to be looking again for his servant Yahiko. “Where the hell did that fool go again?” He strides and scans the corridor and the veranda but to no avail. “Just you wait and see. If you think you could fool me then you are so wrong. I wonder what kind of stupid excuse will you come up with this time..” murmurs lord Yasumasa to himself as he strides in the veranda going to the kitchens. His face looking not irritated or mad but instead, oddly, he is smirking. A mischievous smile forming on his face, it is as if he is enjoying this. Like he found something that will give him entertainment later.
As he arrives in the kitchen, he is about to ask the servants and kitchen ladies there when suddenly a kid running in a hurry bumps into him. 
“Aaagghh..!” 
Lord Yasumasa clearly not happy about it, scolds the boy telling to pay attention to his surroundings. When the boy looks up and realizes that it is lord Yasumasa that he bumped into, total relief shows on the little boy’s face. The boy immediately stands up, he grabs hold lord Yasumasa’s hakama and starts to plead. “Onii-chan..! Thank goodness its you! Yahiko-oniichan was dragged by some bad men out there. One of them is that scary drunkard we met before! I don’t know what happened but it seems like they will do something bad to him!”
“That fool..!” huffs lord Yasumasa under his breath. “Where did you last saw them?” he asks, immediately, following the little boy.
***
It seems that it is evening. As I look from the small window, the sun had long set already. The surroundings outside starting to really get dark. I am here in some kind of abandoned small house in the woods, the whole room only lit by a candle. I am trying to think calmly, trying to figure out how will I save myself from this bunch of old men before they return and discover that I am a girl. Just the thought of it, of what they will do once they discover my real identity sends shivers in my spine. I tried so many times untying myself, but the rope is so tight that I couldn’t do anything about it. I tried looking for a knife or something sharp around me but to no avail. I tried standing up, but they have tied my feet so tightly it is beginning to hurt and my legs feeling numb too. As the seconds pass, I am starting to panic. 
“MC, focus..focus. You need to be strong and smart at a time like this.” I say to myself but to no effect. The ropes on my hands and feet are too tight, I can’t loosened it. Nobody knows that I am here. I don’t have anyone that is close to me that will worry about me to be honest. I can’t think of anyone. But even if let say Umeko notice me not still there preparing dinner with them, she would just probably think that I am out there flirting with some women about my age.. So help from the outside would be impossible. Now, what? Now what, MC??
As I try harder to come up with some escape plan, I hear my abductors opening the door of this small cottage. I don’t know if it is the right thing to do but I pretend to sleep. I can hear them talking, and worse, the air smells sake. And it seems like they are drinking. I can smell the sake lingering in the place. Please, please, don’t let them do anything bad to me. I pray.
“So what we will do now?” asks the man.
“We will teach this boy a lesson. A lesson he will never forget so that he would not be bold enough again. Like what he did to us earlier.”
“So we will what? Beat him up? This thin, woman-like boy?”
“Oh hell..” replies the old man, that drunkard to his accomplice. “You should be a bit creative sometimes..”
“Creative? You mean?”
“Oh come on, just look at this guy’s skin? Almost similar to a woman’s. And guess what? When I dragged him, the smell..!!! Hahaha I have never smell a man so nice, so nice that I want to try and see myself..” the old man cackles, his laugh so menacing my whole body freezes, my heart beating so rapidly against my chest that it almost feels like it is about to burst at any moment. 
Still lying on the cold floor, faking to be asleep, nervousness creeping on me, I say to myself that if ever these men starts to get near to me, I will really, really smack them hard with my head before they do something to me. And I need to do it so hard, so hard enough to get my chance to run right away from them. I brace myself. Readying to use my head. I feel them moving closer to me, the sake smell lingering more, smelling more stronger and nearer. 
“Hey wake up little, pretty boy..~” says the old man in a very lewd way it gives me the chills.
“Hahahaha wake up boy, wake up wake up~” says the other too. 
When I feel their hands almost reaching me, I open my eyes like an alarmed creature in the middle of the night, and smack them so hard using my head that I, too, almost stagger and feel some dizziness and pain. They stumble, both of them, then I take my chance when I find my balance again, I start to run towards the door only to be dragged by the hair by the old man. I lose my balance, and really fall hard to the floor. Suddenly the old man shouts, “grab him by the legs..!”. The other man, tightly hold my legs, my feet, I don’t know any more-- I struggle, struggle so hard that I feel the pain all over my body. 
MC, you need to fight..! Fight..! Don't let them..! Don’t..!!
I shout inside my head, like a mantra, I keep on repeating those words.
But my body will not listen. It does not listen at all. The weight of the two man, ganging up on me, holding me so hard and so tight that I can feel their nails sinking on my sink, on my flesh. It is just too much. I try to fight so hard, so hard… I thought I was shouting but I don’t hear a thing at all. I don’t hear my voice at all. Strangely, my mouth is open, struggling trying to say something but no words come out from it. Just groans of me. Groans of struggling so hard from keeping them from touching me.
But my body starts to lose all the energy it has, my hands and feet getting weaker and weaker. But my mind keep on commanding me, fight..! MC you have to fight!. 
They finally grabbed my kimono collar, the old man in a sudden force tear them apart, almost choking me. The pain stings on my neck. I told myself it is no time for crying but my eyes starts to get a bit teary and my vision starts to blur. But I told my head again, this is not the time for crying. I have to fight them.
I scratch the old man’s face, but he slaps me so hard almost sending all the consciousness in me away. He stops for a second, groaning. But the other man, hold me even tighter, I can’t move at all. Then that old man suddenly is on top of me, undressing me..my head is in a swirl as I try to stop them with all my might.
“Ohh..hahaha” cracks the old man.
“She is a girl..! So she is a girl..! We are lucky..!” says the other. 
Somebody, please help..please…
As they are about to remove my hakama, the man on top of me suddenly is sent flying to the other side. While the other who is just below me, holding my feet and legs, gasps and then yells with a groan, “Aggghhh...!”
I don’t know what is happening but the man seems like his arms are being twisted, so hard I think I heard a crack like something snapped. Then the man yells and cries so hard, “Argggghh..! aghhhh..!!! my arms! my arms..!!!!!” 
“You, who the hell are you!!??? Wait, you are--” then again the old man who was sent flying suddenly lost his voice, somebody punches him in the face so hard that I see blood spilling in the air. “urgkkh..!”
Everything's happening so fast, I don’t know anymore. My body feels so weak, I couldn’t move from the spot. 
“Let us go..! let us go!! I don’t care anymore, you can have the girl, just let us go!!” 
“My arms..! don’t come any closer! It is not my idea! It is his!!” 
I hear shouts, then groans and then, I hear somebody scrambling to their feet, banging the door open and finally they are gone like the wind. Suddenly, the surrounding becomes quiet, so quiet you can hear the sounds and cries of the night insects in the woods. I am left here, almost lifeless. My body feels so cold against the ground. I couldn’t move an inch at all.. 
Then, I see a somehow familiar figure coming into view in front of me. He is looking at me, his eyes and his expression, I can’t figure out at first. But then, there is this brief surprised in his eyes, then a bewildered yet worried expression. I don’t know if it is just my imagination. Then in a very faint voice, almost like a whisper, I hear my little brother’s name. 
“...Yahiko..?” so soft, his voice almost like he is careful of mentioning it. 
It is lord Yasumasa, kneeling now beside me, helping me get to my feet. 
“...you..you are such a trouble..I-- I mean, in a mess..” he says almost like a whisper. His voice seems like he is reprimanding me, but in a gentle tone and manner. Then without a word, he scoops me like a beaten puppy from the floor. I still couldn’t move nor say anything, my mind is blank.  
Then, suddenly, tears comes rushing in. In his arms, like a lost child, I cry and cry. Muffled cries. He is a bit shocked, then I thought he would complain or get annoyed at me behaving like this but he doesn’t speak. He holds me in his arms, quietly and without his usual complaints. He listens to my sobs. He is just there, holding me like I am a dear thing. 
I don’t know why I am crying now. There are these mixed emotions playing inside me right now. I feel so glad that somebody saved me. That those men are now gone. That lord Yasumasa is here. Yet I feel so scared and terrified about what just happened. My body is trembling as I cry. I am so scared. So scared that no matter how much I try to stop myself from sobbing, my tears just won’t stop from falling. 
We are in that position for a little long. Him cradling me like a child. I can’t see his face clearly because my eyes are all blurred by my tears.  My hands, then, find their way on his collar, grabbing and tugging it lightly. For some reason, I feel angry at him. Inside my head, thoughts and emotions are pouring out. Like, thoughts, why am I even getting mad for this jerk’s sake? Why i feel so concerned for this man. Why do I ended up in this kind of situation.  Anger, fear and confusion is welling up on me. I keep on sobbing with anger and then relief that he is here. That someone looked for me, protected me. Because I thought no one would notice that I am actually missing, that no one would come for me. Huge relief and comfort washes over me now that everything is over. No more evil laughter, no more sake lingering around me. Just calmness, quietness, and him.
***
MC has now fallen asleep soundly in Yasumasa’s arms. Her face much better than before. All the fears and sadness and shock, already gone in her.  Her pallor is getting better as the color in her cheeks returns. Her body temperature, still a bit cold, but much better than when he first held her in that state. It is dark, very dark now, the round moon, the only light in the wide evening sky together with the glimmering of the little stars. All the retainers are probably at the main hall right now, in the middle of their dinner. Thankfully no one is in the veranda, Yasumasa carries MC quietly to her quarters. Without so much a sound, he puts MC on her bedding, careful to not wake her up. He realizes now that her collar is ripped and opened too much, the fabric in tatters like it was roughly and forcefully pulled open. Her neck with bit of scratches and redness. He sees the bindings on MC, white strip of fabrics tightly wrapped around her to conceal her identity. Her being a woman. 
He puts the collar back in place, swiftly yet carefully. He stands and get an extra blanket from a cabinet. He put it on top of MC until she is covered comfortably in blankets. The trembling of her body has finally stopped, exchanged with a sense of calmness showing on her whole face. 
Yasumasa sits beside her, arms crossed, staring at her, observing her peaceful breathing. And at the same time, he seems like he is in a deep ponder. He has never been this puzzled before, so unsure of what to do, supposed to feel or say in this kind of situation. 
Outside, you can hear the laughter of some of the retainers from the main hall. Merrily eating and having nice conversations and talks, perhaps. You can hear lord Tadakatsu too being weird again, and Toramatsu trying to stop him from doing something. Everyone is lively tonight as usual.
While inside MC’s quarters, the place is calm and still.
The candle, flickering, giving light and shine to MC’s fair skin and womanly features evident on her face.  Why hadn’t he noticed of it? He foolishly asks himself in his mind. If you take a closer and careful look at her, you can tell that she is a girl. And yet he didn’t notice it at all. And why he--or she is pretending to be a boy? For what reason? does anyone know her secret? Does lord Ieyasu knows this?? or not? Questions floods into his mind like a torrent. 
And why the hell did he--I mean, she got dragged and kidnapped by those worthless trash? How did she got herself into that kind of-- 
Lord Yasumasa just sighs and stops from asking himself such questions..
“You fool. I clearly told you to use your brain properly, but what is this?” complains lord Yasumasa under his breath. 
He sighs again. “Did you tried to be a hero or something again? ..did you boldly speak up...for me? ...you stupid fool. Always poking your nose into something you shouldn’t be concerned to begin with. Now look at--- look at you.. why? I, I really..I really don’t get you at all. You weirdo..” says lord Yasumasa in a somehow light reprimand, sounding a bit irritated but with a tinge of concern and sadness in his voice. 
“Now, what I should do with you...you-- you stupid woman..” whispers lord Yasumasa to himself, as he observes the calm breathing of MC. 
***
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Ep. 2 | The Marauders: Moonlighter Sessions
A/N: Wolfstar in the recording studio! I repeat, Wolfstar in the recording studio! Art by the lovely @arthurstrangerguy​ <3 
More Marauders in my masterlist! 
Ep. 1: Chase Her 
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- J xx
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The studio they’d been practically living in for the past eight months had red velvet walls and a leather couch to match. It was dimly lit despite the mid-morning hour. 
James moved some pieces of paper with their song titles scribbled on them around their magnetic white board, “Right, so we have Chase Her, Seek You Out -”
“You can’t have those two next to each other,” Sirius and Remus, who were doing each other’s nails, said simultaneously.
“Desire’s Looking Glass is a good second track, I think,” said Peter, his fingers lightly skimming over the keys, “Shows we’ve got range.”
“Good, good,” James nodded, “I like Ordinary No. 4 but it doesn’t really fit anywhere…”
“Put Tapestry before it, after Seek You, but have Dragon Slayer between Desire and Seek You,” Remus tapped his chin thoughtfully.
“I like that,” Sirius seconded.
“Sticks and Swords before Dragon?” James proposed.
“Too much of a mood shift,” Sirius and Remus said. The latter added, “Put it after No. 4.”
“That leaves Frequent Flier, then Lucky Number 7 as the closer, which I like the sound of… I just feel like something’s missing between Desire and Dragon…” 
“I agree, ten would be nice, as nice could be, nicer than nine,” Peter crooned with his piano.
“Hey, Pete, could you play that again?” Remus closed his eyes and placed his hands on his knees. For a while, the room was filled only with the calming tinkle of keys. Finally, he said, “We need strings. Not too many. Just a cello.” 
“I’ll make a call,” Sirius went out into the hall.
“Tonks!” James cheered from behind the drum kit when he saw the pink-haired girl fifteen minutes later, lugging her cello case behind her with ease.
“Wotcher, lads!” the musician set down her instrument and tousled her page-boy cut so she actually cut a figure that mirrored the drummer. 
“How’s Andrea?” Peter set up the sheet music he had jotted down so far for her, “I saw the latest Bake-Off episode last night - that was brutal.”
“Oh, she’s got a comeback all planned,” Tonks grinned, setting her bow to the strings, “Mum is a force of nature.”
The low, earthy hum of the cello stunned them into silence. 
“Alright, Remy?” asked Sirius.
The pale boy’s blue eyes had watered and he blinked profusely, “Erm, yes, that was beautiful, Tonks.”
“Thank you,” she blushed, “Peter, if I may… improvise a bit?”
“By all means!” the chubby blond, who was a classical musician by training, nodded eagerly.
Tonks swooped her bow and brought them a crescendo, “Whew! Did you get that?” 
Remus had one headphone pressed to his ear and gave her a thumbs up, “Do you want to try layering some staccato over the runs?” 
“Yes!” she donned a pair of headphones, which looked too large for her petite head but only added to her cuteness.
Their usually shy bassist and mixer was overflowing with ideas and the song just kept building between himself, Tonks, and Peter. He caught Sirius’ eyes watching him with… pride? Love? Then, he did something he never had before: he sang solo.
The gift of your melody
How did I ever live
‘Til the day I heard it
The way you look and see
Into my very soul
Parts I’d rather let alone
His voice wasn’t strong like James’ or husky like Sirius’, or even smooth like Peter’s, but no lyric on their album until now sounded quite so raw and vulnerable.
The stars can try to burn me
All I feel is warm under your sun
You’re the only sign I see
All we have is suddenly enough
Remus seemed to realize he was singing out loud in front of an audience and ducked his head with pinked cheeks.
“Do you lot always write songs this fast?” Tonks looked between the band members in amazement.
“Hardly. It seems you’ve inspired ol’ Remy,” James’ chuckle was interrupted by the door slamming, leaving a vacant space where Sirius once stood.
“What’s gotten into him?” Peter reached into the biscuit jar. Music always made him hungry.
“It’s probably Walburga again,” James sighed, “She’s been texting - harassing - him to come back to the show, but now that he’s eighteen, she can’t bind him to his contract anymore.”
“I swear half the ratings are from his presence alone,” Tonks shook her head, “All the girls at school love him and ask me about him all the time.”
“But… he came out last season,” Remus puzzled.
“They’re convinced it was a stunt for the show,” she played with the silver charms on her bracelet, “or that he just wanted to twist Burga’s guts.” 
“That sounds like our Sirius,” James covered his lopsided grin with his hand.
Remus was silent and put away the nail polish tubes with an almost imperceptible sulk to his lanky stature.
Peter frowned and went off to find their friend. He stopped short at the sound of snuffles coming from the washroom. He sat on the floor beside the weeping boy and held his shaking shoulders.
“Never fall for a straight boy,” Sirius sniffed woefully.
The pianist pursed his lips, “He’s technically never said that he -”
“You saw him in there! He said more than he ever had to any of us! Tonks is a nice girl… I mean… she’s my niece so that’s going to be awkward… God, have you ever seen Remus open up like that to anyone?” he fisted the front of his Rolling Stones t-shirt in his veiny hands, “Her music spoke to him… or maybe we just haven’t been listening to him enough? I mean… I know I’m loud… Am I a terrible friend, Pete?” 
“No, you’re not! I think… if you like someone… you need to tell them. You and James both. There’s no romance in pining. It’s just a wretched feeling.”
“But I’m too late,” Sirius moped. 
They sat there awhile longer before Peter insisted that he’d feel better if he had some lunch. 
“Petey, do me a favour, take everyone out to eat… I just… I just want to be alone with Kitty for a bit,” Kitty was his electric guitar.
Peter wanted to scream, “He loves you too, alright?!” but this was something they had to talk out themselves, so all he said was, “Sure, whatever you need.”
Alone in the studio, Sirius played a few mournful notes before carressing the strings in a light strumming pattern, swirling up his feelings from where they slumbered within, until he couldn’t bear it anymore. He stood suddenly and hit the record button.
Let me be your moonlight, moonlighter love
Let me be your low-light, hold tighter love
Let me be your good time, feels righter love
Let me be your moonlight, moonlighter love
Kitty let out a few lingering wails at his command.
Remus was the first of the group to return and when he saw Sirius in the booth, he smiled so his dimples popped and put on the headphones so he could listen from the outside.
Let me be your moonlight, moonlighter love
Let me be your midnight, ghost-rider love
Let me be your closed-eyes, lonely-nighter love
Let me be your moonlight, moonlighter love
Remus seemed to be transfixed on the dark-haired crooner as the last electric hum left Kitty’s baby pink body.
“That’s all I got,” Sirius said finally. 
“Right, right…” he ended the recording, “D’y’mind if I layer that over what we made earlier?” the mixer asked softly, “I think that’s the sound we’re missing and it’s a beautiful chorus.”
“It doesn’t really go with that sun and warmth bit you had going, does it?”
Remus tilted his head like a wolf pup might, “The best love has a sense of duality and balance.” 
Sirius nodded and came out of the booth. He laid his head on his friend’s - for that was what they were, he thought, all they were - shoulder while the track was built. “You need to use more aloe vera.”
“Hmm?” 
“Scars on your chin from our little motorcycle accident,” a pang of guilt shot like a pinball around his chest cavity. He’d been the one driving.
“But I like them. It makes me edgy.”
“What?” Sirius couldn’t help but laugh.
Remus blushed, “You and James - but you especially - are… tough lads, you know? And then there’s me… homely, gay band junkie -”
“Wait, say that again?” Sirius sat up so they were practically nose to nose.
“I’m a band junkie?” 
“No, before that!”
“I’m homely and gay?” 
“Yes!” Sirius cheered and then kissed him hard.
Remus’ initial confusion gave way to passion as he entangled his fingers in the other boy’s long locks.
“Mm!” Sirius only pulled away to say, “I’ve got the last chorus!”
Let me be your moonlight, moonlighter love
Let me be your take time, take higher love
Let me be your goodnight, sweet sigher love
Let me be your moonlight, moonlighter love
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How I got to where I am - Part 4 (complete)
Whew, I got it finished! I realised I’d left out a few characters here and there, so just for this Jack and Diane didn’t get together and Faith hasn’t returned to the village as yet. 
Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 / 
It's a week since Seb's party when Aaron finally cracks. Robert had known it was coming but he wanted to avoid the conversation for as long as he could. His Mum is out at the pub with Vic and Seb is in bed when Aaron finds him in their room, supposedly sorting the laundry but he's spent most of the time staring out into the night.
"Are you ever going to tell me what's wrong?" He asks perching on the edge of the bed.
"There's nothing wrong.” He doesn’t even sound convincing to himself.
"Robert I'm not stupid. Is it your Dad? Has he been round again?" He'd tried once, got shown the door by Aaron when Robert wasn't in. He shakes his head. "Then what is it?"
"Are you being honest with me when you say you don't want to move back here?"
"I told you I was happy as things are." He sets down the shirt he's been folding and unfolding. "That's not really an answer. I heard you, in the garden the other day, you and your Mum. I forgot Seb's jacket, came back and...you said you missed it here."
"I do. Of course I do. It was my home. But I have a home in Cornwall with you." He pulls him down onto the bed to stop his pacing. "You know I'm happy. Me, you and Seb.”
"I know. I was just...do you think we could make it work here? Just hypothetically.”
“I don't know. Would you even want to? You didn't want to come back so why would you want to live here again?"
"It'd make your happy though."
"Not if the thing making me happy is making you miserable at the same time."
"Mum said that I wasn't that boy any more, but I feel like him again every time I see him. I don't know how to deal with that." He lain awake nights on end trying to work his feelings out and he’d got nowhere.
"Then don't. We stay where we are."
"But..."
"No buts. My family will learn to cope. Besides your Mum and Vic aren’t going to up sticks, it'd be the same if they were left behind."
"I feel like I'm dragging you away from them."
"Well you're not so stop that." He kisses his check and gets up. "You want some tea?"
"No. I think I'll...do you mind if I go for a walk? Clear my head?" Aaron shakes his head. "I love you."
"Love you too. Go on. I'll finish that.”
He grabs his jacket and heads out. He wanders around a while, the village quiet. He has good memories of the place, maybe he needs to let them out more, replace the bad with the good.
He ends up staring at the pub. It looks pretty full and he doesn't really want to encounter anyone so he slips in the back, Chas telling them to any time. He can hear voices, his Mum and Chas by the sounds of it and he stops to listen, can hear his Gran scolding him for eavesdropping as if she were standing right there. He can't help it though not when he hears his and Aaron's names mentioned.
“...I suppose I shouldn't be so selfish, expecting Aaron to come back home, but we all miss him so much."
"You know until he turned up Robert was still so...well lost isn't the right word...but he was still accepting himself, dealing with a baby. Now Aaron, he changed him for the better."
"You'd miss him if he left.” He steps closer wanting to hear his Mum’s reply.
"Of course, but if it were the right thing I could learn to cope. I told him only the other night to talk to Aaron, He's trying to make such a big decision on his own when if he just asked for help it'd be there. He has all of his father's stubbornness that boy."
“But they are happy? Really I mean. Aaron hasn’t, well he never says much about anything.”
“They are, really happy. If Jack weren't around you know I think they’d move in a heartbeat. Anything to make Aaron happy." He can’t help smiling because he knows she’s right, he would.
“Do you think they might move here though despite everything that happened with Jack?”
"Maybe. Robert was worrying himself about work so he's thinking about it. I never know what he'll do though. I'm not sure he does half the time. Aaron does though. He knows him better that any of us.”
He stops then, creeps out of the back door and heads home. He was no nearer a decision but he had a starting point of how to come to one.
*****
He slips out of bed the next morning, Aaron still sleeping. He leaves him a note telling him he'd gone for a walk. He done it a lot lately, slipping out of bed early in the morning and going for a walk around the village so Aaron won’t find it odd.
It's Tuesday, market day, he knew that was still the same, he'd checked last night. Hopefully Andy would be gone, his Dad always disliked the market.
He stands on the drive for a long time, finding the courage to go inside, to knock on the door. He knows if he'd asked Aaron, his Mum or even Vic would've come with him, but he had to do this alone, He had to expel the ghost almost before he could do anything else.
His Dad walking across the yard drags him back to reality and he walks up the lane. He’s not expecting a reunion, doesn’t want one. He’s not sure what he does want but he thinks talking to him might help. He’s older, he can do it by himself, he can face this, has Aaron waiting at home. He knows if there's any chance of them making up here then he needs to sort this, needs his Dad to know how he feels.
"Dad!" He looks shocked to see him and they stare at each cone in silence for a good few seconds before his Dad comes closer.
"Was just heading for milking. Can give me a hand if you're here."
“I need to talk to you.” He’s glad his voice is stronger than he feels.
"You can talk while we work. standing still wastes..."
"Time. I remember." He sighs. "Alright."
They're quiet for a while getting on with the job, herding the cattle into the shed, getting them fed. "You remember."
"Guess it's in the genes.” He finds he’s missed it in a funny sort of way. Not that he’d ever wanted to do it full time but he’d always enjoyed being with the animals.
"So. What did you want to talk about. " He scratches his head. "To apologise for the other night?"
"I've got nothing to apologise for. I came to say that Aaron and I...well we might be moving here and I...if we're going to be in the same village we should make some kind of peace."
"We're not at war, lad."
"Aren't we? You don't even see that what you did was wrong do you?" He doesn't answer. "All I want is to live here if we choose, with my boyfriend and my son without worrying that I'll run into you in the street and keep having the same conversation over and over again."
"This is my home, I'm not the one who ran away.”
“See that’s what you don’t seem to grasp. I ran because I felt I had no other choice. I know you went off to Italy long before I was born, but the difference between me and you was, I didn’t want to leave, I just couldn’t stay because you never would’ve accepted me. Would you?”
“You’ve no idea what it’s like to walk in on your son…”
“What? Kissing? That’s all it was Dad, same as Andy and Katie numerous times right in front of you but that didn’t bother you. But you’re right, I don’t know what it’s like, but if in the future I do, then my first instinct won’t be to beat Seb or any other children we might have. You could’ve talked to me, tried to listen but you didn’t. You saw something you didn’t like and that’s not allowed is it Dad?”
“You’re twisting everything.”
“I’m not. There’s no point going over and over it because you won’t change. I know that.”
“So why are you so keen to move back here then, if I’m so horrible to be near?”
“Because it was my home once. It’s Aaron’s home, his family is here. There’s no fixing us, you broke it, but he has a family he loves and I’m not going to deprive him of that because of you. I just want to know you won't be pulling any stunts like the other night. Seb's nothing to do with you."
“He's my blood."
"So am I. Blood is only important to you if we do what you want. I didn't, I wasn't the son you wanted. I like men as well as women, I didn't want to run the farm and everything else I did that you didn’t approve of meant I didn't matter. I won't let you close to Seb only for you to hurt him when he doesn't conform to your ideal view of the world."
"You make me sound like a monster. I'm just an old man on his own."
“Yeah and whose fault is that? You had a family and we were happy. Then you went after Rachel, you hurt Mum, then you sided with Andy and lied to her after she nearly died, you terrified Vic so much she didn't want to see you, and me...you made me feel like I was disgusting for something I had no control over. That's all on you."
“Robert... “
“If I thought you’d changed, that you were sorry, that you were absolutely ok with me, and Aaron then maybe I could see a way for us to at least be civil, but I don’t think you are, or ever will be. I don't really have anything else to say. If we move here, I'll keep out of your way. All you have to do is the same." He doesn’t answer but he nods ever so slightly. "You know, it didn't have to be like this. I used to look up to you, you were my hero.” With that he turned to walk away. “Bye Dad.”
*****
"You've been ages!" Aaron's almost in a panic when he walks in the door. He’d taken the long way back home, back across the fields he remembered running around as a child. The more he thought about it, the more he wanted to come back. Not that he didn’t like Cornwall and living near the sea, but there was just something about this place and he could see them bringing Seb up here.
“I went for a walk. Where is everyone?”
"Your Mum and Vic have taken Seb into Hotten, something about shoes. It was a long old walk." He sits down at the table, rolling an apple in his hands for something to do.
"I went up to the farm to see Dad.”
"What? Why?"
"To tell him that if we move here I wanted him to stay out of the way.”
“But we're not moving here."
"You want to though, don't you? I know what you said but you miss it. Aaron, you look happier than I've seen you these past few days, with your family. I can't be the person who takes that away from you. I won't."
"You really think I'd be unhappy if we stayed where we are?"
"No, but I'd always be thinking if it weren't for me you'd be here with your family. I'm not doing this when I don't want to. it could be good for us, a fresh start."
"And you think he'll do as you asked? Stay away, not try and see Seb or whatever."
"I don't know, but he's not this big problem now, in my head, not like before. I’ve...I s’pose I've dealt with it in my head the best I can. What he does is his problem. I've got my family while he's up there pretty much alone." He'd learnt from Andy that while he lived on the farm, most of his time was spent either with the kids or with his girlfriend. "I want this Aaron, I promise, this isn’t just me acting crazy."
"You're not just...don't take this the wrong way but this isn’t some way of getting in his face. I don't want us doing this for the wrong reasons.”
"No! I…I've been thinking about it since I got here, before that I guess. It'll be hard leaving Mum and Vic but we won't be on our own will we?"
"Definitely not, in fact you should probably get used to them barging in at all hours."
"We can buy good locks." Aaron mutters something about crowbars but he decides he's better off not knowing.
"So we're doing this?” He nods, smile brightening his features.
"We are."
"We need to find a house and..." He pulls Aaron towards him kissing him, the fastest way to shut him up.
“Details. More importantly, we have the house to ourselves.”
*****
“Nana! We’re going to live on the farm!” They don’t have chance to stop him before Seb’s at the door when he hears Sarah and Vic returning from a day out a few days after their talk.
“What’s that monkey?”
“Daddy and Aaron said!” Robert ignores Aaron laughing into his hands and wanders over, ruffling Seb’s hair.
“Thanks mate. Why don’t you go play for a bit before tea yeah? While I tell Nana everything.”
“What’s he on about Rob?” Vic’s voice is accusing and he exchanges glances with Aaron before sitting down.
"Mum, Vic, we need to talk to you." They've talked of nothing else for days and now they had to break the news. “I didn’t expect him to…anyway…"
"What's wrong love?” She has a knowing look on her face, as though she’s already guessed what he’s going to say.
"Nothing. Aaron and me…we've decided that we're going to move here." His Mum is smiling before he even finishes. Vic just looks stunned. "I know it's a shock Vic, but Aaron's been away from his family for so long and...well despite everything I like it here. We think it’s going to be a good thing for all of us.”
"Where will you live? What about the restaurant? You'll be leaving us!"
"Vic, none of this is happening right now." Aaron tells her. "We have a lot to sort out before anything happens."
"I'm not going to leave you in the lurch. You know I wouldn’t. Besides, there are these wonderful inventions, you dial a number and...ow!" She reaches over and hits his arm. "Seriously I'll make sure you're all sorted before I leave. You can come and visit whenever you want when we move."
"Yeah, always on the lookout for good babysitters.” Aaron teases.
“I’ll smack you one too in a minute! Oh I am happy for you, it’s just a shock, that’s all.”
“What about you Mum?”
“Oh love, as long as you two are happy, so am I. I’ll miss you of course I will but I think you’re doing the right thing. I assume Seb’s happiness is because you told him?” Robert nods, they’d sat him down that morning once they’d made their decision, tried to explain to him that they’d soon be living here full time and not near the sea any more.
“I think he understood, he was more interested in being able to see Moira’s sheep all the time so who knows. Not sure how we’ll break it to him that we’re not actually going to be living on the farm."
“With you it was owls and ponies as I remember! You’ll be making plenty of trips up to Moira’s before long.” He Mum teases, laughing. “We should celebrate. Drinks and tea at the pub?”
“Why not. I have to break the news to Mum at some point.” Robert nods and gets up to fetch Seb.
“She’ll be over the moon love, I know how much she’s missed you.” He hears his Mum say as he climbs the stairs.
*****
“Oh love that’s amazing! It’s going to be great having you all here.” Chas is all but shouting as she rushes round the bar to hug her son, pulling Robert in alongside him. “Tell me everything.”
“Mum there’s nothin’ to tell, we only decided yesterday!”
“Well I told you Cain would give you your old job back if you wanted. I can have a word with him. What about you Robert?”
“Like he said we haven’t worked out the details yet. I could always pull pints for you.” Aaron snorts.
“If I didn’t know you were joking I might just take you up on that. It’s not like our Charity is much help.”
Later they’re sitting at a table, Seb finishing off the last of his chips complaining whenever Robert pretends to take one, when he sees Paddy come in from the back. Aaron goes over and he can tell he’s breaking the news. He’s spoken to the vet a few times but he can’t help feeling he doesn’t approve. Aaron tells him he’s imagining it but he can’t put his finger on what it is.
"He's just looking out for Aaron." His Mum says when she sees him frowning. "I haven't done anything to Aaron."
"He'll come round. You just need to get to know each other."
“You finished mate?” Seb nods, licking his finger. "You like it here don't you?"
“Yeah.”
“Good.” They’d spoken to him about moving and he seemed happy enough. They knew he likely didn’t understand but he was sure he’d enjoy it here.
"Daddy? Can I have some ice-cream?" He bursts out laughing.
"Go ask your Nana Chas."
"Nana Chas?" His Mum asks as Seb runs behind the bar. Robert shrugs.
"He came out with it the other day. It's true though isn’t it. Aaron's the only other parent he’s ever known. When we get married..."
"You're getting married?"
"One day. When we do it’ll all be legal won't it?"
"I'm so proud of you, you know that."
"I keep wondering what I would've been like if I'd stayed here. If I'd not come to you." He says a few minutes later.
"Well you did, so don’t waste time wondering about what might’ve been. You're happy, you've got your family, a lot more family now hey?"
"God help me.” He says as he looks over at Sam waving his arms around no doubt explaining something to Cain and Zak.
"Alright?" Aaron flops down beside him. "Paddy's tired but he’s coming over for tea tomorrow. Told him we'd be heading back soon."
"I thought the weekend?" Aaron nods and bursts into laughter at the sight of Seb carrying the biggest bowl of ice cream back to them.
"Oi listen up you lot! I've got some news." Aaron groans as Chas taps on a glass. "Our Aaron has just told me that he and Robert are going to be moving back to the village.”
“I tell you there's no need for social media or ‘owt like that with her around."
"So, I'd like you to raise your glasses, to my wonderful son and his Robert." He can't help smiling and kissing Aaron as everyone toasts them. Maybe everything really would turn out right.
*****
Six Months Later
"Are you ready love?" His Mum asks as she walks down the stairs.
"More than ready. You look great Mum." He tells her as she straightens his buttonhole.
"Thank you. Now where's Seb?"
"Vic took him outside, he was getting a bit excited." He looks round the house, still waiting to be decorated how they wanted, but it was all theirs. "Can you believe this?"
“What?"
"All this."
They'd been moved in for about three weeks, after a month living in the pub with Chas, an experience Robert wasn't keen on repeating. They'd both fallen in love with Mill, so much that they'd bought it, moving in as soon as they could.
The biggest surprise had been Chas stopping them the day they left to ask if they wanted to buy a part share in the pub. They’d thought about it, but he for one wasn’t entirely sure he could work with her all day. In the end they decided to invest in the garage, taking over as partners with Cain from Debbie. Cain hadn’t been that impressed to start with until Robert started bringing in more and more business.
He’d worried that spending so much time together would leave them feeling stifled but it hadn’t. If anything it made them closer. He spent most of his time on paperwork and besides he’d never tire of spending time with Aaron, especially in his overalls.
"You've landed on your feet love. Be happy."
"I am...it's just. Oh nothing I'm just being daft."
"I prefer cautious.” She kisses him on the cheek. "Right, are we all ready? Rings?”
"Andy has them. He's over there already." Next to how happy they were, his repaired relationship with Andy was the best thing about moving back. So much so that he was his best man. “Thanks Mum. You and Chas, you’ve made this perfect.”
“Oh stop it, or I’ll be crying before it even starts. Let’s get you married."
*****
“Seb’s at your Mum’s and the kitchen is done. Come with me.”  Aaron stood at the door looking at him expectantly.
“I’ve all this to finish before tomorrow.” He was frantically checking everything was packed and ready for the movers who would be arriving the next morning.
“It’ll be there when we get back. Come on, one last look around.”
“You say that like Vic doesn’t already have dates pencilled in when we have to come back.”
“Robert, I’m trying, and apparently failing to do something nice.”
“Come on then. Can’t turn that down can I?”
The walk down to the harbour is slow, everyone knows they’re leaving and they’re stopped almost every minute with people wanting to say goodbye. Finally they reach their spot and sit on the wall looking out across the water.
“Cain wanted me to go to France when I left, did you know that?”
“Why didn’t you?”
“Couldn’t speak French.” Robert shakes his head on a laugh. “I thought I’d try my luck here first and if that didn’t work I’d go to France then.”
“Turned out alright in the end I suppose.”
“I guess. There’s this bloke though, can’t seem to shake him off.”
“People like that can be so annoying.” He laughs, hoping that however long they’re together they’d never lose this.
“Eh, he’s not bad in bed mind.”
“I’ll give you not bad in bed.” He shoves him a little, playfully. “You changed my life Aaron. I was happy but, there was always something missing. I didn’t feel...comfortable isn’t the right word but when I met you it all fit into place.” Aaron doesn’t say anything, just kisses him before making himself comfortable against his shoulder.
“You are absolutely sure about tomorrow aren’t you?” He asks after a while.
“I better be, we bought a house! But yes, I am. I’ve never been surer of anything. Is that why you brought me here, to check I wasn’t going to have a meltdown?”
“Partly.”
“And the other reason?”
“Will you marry me?” He says it in a rush, breaking into a smile when the words are out.
*****
They collect Vic and Seb on the way, Seb all smart in his matching suit. “You know what you’ve got to do mate?” He asks as he takes his hand.
“Yes Daddy.” He patted his pocket, a move so like Robert that Vic laughs.
Everything is set up when they get to the village hall. They’d not wanted to be married in some anonymous registry office or hotel. This had been Chas’s suggestion, outside in the village, and it was beautiful.
He has a flutter of panic when he can’t see Aaron but then he finds him to one side talking to a newly released Adam.
“You ready love?” He looks round at his Mum and takes her arm, watching Aaron do the same with Chas.
The service goes by in a flash but he knows he’ll remember every minute. When it’s over and he’s reluctantly let Aaron go he gives Seb a thumbs up and the little boy shuffles off his chair and comes over to them.
“Before everyone leaves, Seb has something he’d like to do.” He’d not been sure if this was the best time or place because he knew how Aaron got in front of loads of people, but he’d not thought for one minute Aaron would say no so he’d gone on with his plans, making sure Seb knew what to do.
“What’s going on?” Aaron hisses. Robert just smiles at him and picks Seb up, standing close to Aaron.
“Me and Seb have been talking a lot and, well I’ll let him tell you. Go on mate.”
“Will you be my Daddy too Aaron?” With that he pulls the envelope out of his pocket and hands it to Aaron.
“Really? You want me to?” Aaron asks him, tears already in his eyes again. Seb nods. “I would love to. Come here.”
Robert hands him over to Aaron and watches, his own eyes stinging with tears as Seb wraps his arms around Aaron’s neck. He can hear everyone clapping but he’s only focused on the two people in front of him.
“So what’s this then?” Aaron asks him as they make their way to the pub, holding up the envelope.
“He wrote you a letter. Well I wrote it, but it’s all his words about how he wants you to be his Dad.” He looks up the road to the pub as Chas stands in the doorway telling them to get a move on. “Read it later, yeah?”
*****
The party is in full swing and he’s finally found out what the welly is all about. He’d almost threatened Aaron with an instant divorce when Zak had handed it to him.
“Speech!” Someone yells when he’s just about standing upright again and he’s pretty sure it’s Vic because they’d said no speeches and it’s just like her to want to embarrass him. He can’t get out of it so he pulls Aaron into his side by the bar in front of everyone.
“I, er, thank you all for coming, Aaron and I really appreciate it. I didn’t have anything planned because we weren’t going to do speeches. Thank you Victoria. Um, I was scared about coming back here a few months ago and I wouldn’t have done if it hadn’t been for Aaron. I can honestly say I’m glad that I did. Emmerdale is my home. I’m not going to go on but if it weren’t for Aaron I wouldn’t…I wouldn’t be as ridiculously happy as I am now. He makes me feel like that every day, and he’s the best Dad to Seb. I’m just glad I came home one day to find this grumpy lad sat at the kitchen table like he owned the place.” Aaron’s laughing beside him as he puts his glass down. “I love you.”
“Love you too.”
*****
“What are you doing out here?” Aaron’s got a pint in his hand rather than a Champagne glass as he comes down the steps to sit beside him on the bench.
“Just wanted some air. Your Mum wore me out with all that dancing.”
“I don’t know, your Mum gave her a run for her money. She’s going to take Seb home in a bit, he’s nearly asleep.” He nods and rests his head against Aaron’s shoulder.
“I, er, you are alright with everything aren’t you? Adopting him? I mean you’re already his Dad but he asked me if he could call you that and I…your Mum’s his Nana, and he’ll come up with something to call Paddy soon enough so it’s as official as it gets for me, but I want it to be properly official, I want him to be yours and so does he.”
Aaron’s got tears in his eyes and for a fleeting second he thinks he’s going to say it’s too much, despite what he said earlier. “Of course it’s what I want. You know it doesn’t matter that I’m not though, right? On paper I mean?”
“Course…but I want to do it. I spoke to a solicitor and he reckons it should be pretty straight forward.”
“I didn’t ever think I’d get to be this happy you know, not after…”
“I know. We’re not going to stop being happy Aaron, I promise.” He shifts so he’s holding him, just sitting for a minute away from the craziness inside. He looks round the village, the only sounds coming from inside the pub. When his gaze lands on the top of the village he catches sight of his Dad and he stiffens, not wanting a confrontation today of all days but he just stares at the two of them for a minute before turning away and heading up the road towards the farm.
“Everything’s perfect.” Aaron murmurs.
“Yes it is.”
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Alright, this is ungodly long, but I just wanted to talk about something regarding Jake. 
A lot of this fandom -- at least, from what I’ve seen -- label Jake as stupid. Some may even say Jake and smart are antonyms. This could not be further from the truth. It almost irritates me how much the fandom places this mischaracterization on him. Also, I get to talk about The Lad™ for about ten pages worth of words on Google docs, which is always very, very fun for me.
Well, first things first, let’s talk about the child genius and multi-billionaire polymath that is Jake English.
Puzzle Modus.
Let’s begin with something small. Jake’s modus is of puzzlekind! This is described as:
It's quite a handy modus, allowing you to captchalogue objects of any size, as long as you can fit them all in a finite space by maneuvering the cards around like a big game of Tetris. You like it because it keeps you sharp for solving any puzzles you might find when you go out raiding hallowed tombs, which is never. (x)
He likes puzzles! This is a huge headcanon I absolutely adore that has a basis in the comic: He’s a puzzles guy! This is just sort of a neat little fact about him that I adore to the moon and back. Just the idea of Jake fiddling about with a Rubik’s Cube is kind of adorable.
This is how he goes about doing everything every day of his life. I think that’s just amazing! And incredibly smart of him, I might add.
Skaianet. 
Jake is shown in the credits to take over Skaianet after the game ended. For those unfamiliar, Skaianet made many things for the game, including but not limited to: the interstellar travel we see, transportalizers, the lab by Rose’s house, all Jake’s fancy-schmancy computers, and Sburb itself. In the beta timeline, Grandpa Harley founded Skaianet. In the alpha timeline, Grandma English did. I know Jake didn’t start it up and trying to pass off his alt-timeline self as him is a bit far-fetched at best, but he had the spoons to take it over. I think that speaks volumes for Jake’s intelligence -- this implies, at the very least, he can understand mathematics and physics at a high level. Remind you of someone we already know?
It is also important to note that Jake does, in fact, build the company back from the ground up, because it went to shit before his grandmother died:
GT: Pretty sure her company made a tidy fortune til it went belly up. At least i still have a few of her knickknacks for keepsakes. (x)
So he built an interstellar company back up -- using what his intelligent grandmother had once used -- to being very useful and practical once again. 
As someone with a degree in mathematics and about to finish a degree in physics, I can say this sort of work would for sure require at the very least a decent understanding of quantum mechanics, statistical mechanics, electrodynamics, calculus (vector and differential forms), ordinary and partial differential equations, and perhaps other things like topology. I don’t know about you -- and I’m probably tooting my own horn a bit by saying this -- but I think that’s pretty nifty, if I do say so myself. 
Actor.
Once again, I’m reaching into the credits to show that Jake has become a movie star after the game ends. Memorizing all those lines, slipping into characters... Being an actor is no easy feat. 
( Side note: This leads into my headcanon that Jake can imitate accents and voices on a whim. No more arguing about whether he has a British, American, or Australian accent -- you’re all right! )
And I would like to add he has two jobs! Skaianet and being a movie star! This guy’s a fucking polymath for Christ’s sake.
Reading People.
Let’s start of simple: Brain Ghost Dirk. I can hear the outcries now of Dirk’s powers being the cause for this. And, yes, I can’t ignore Dirk’s influence in this, but Jake’s hope powers were also needed for the projection to come alive. And the fact he was able to make such a startlingly accurate projecting of Dirk in his own mind is astounding -- even BGD himself thinks so!
TT: You could view me as a projection of the real Dirk within your mind, as expressed through all of your thought patterns about him. TT: So I'm kind of a splinter of his corporeal self who happens to live in your awareness. TT: I'm a startlingly close approximation to the real thing, for all intents and purposes. GT: Just how startlingly close are we talking? TT: I'm not going to give you a bogus percentage like the glasses cause that's not my shtick. TT: But pretty damn close. (x)
A very deep understanding of the other is needed for Jake to do this. That is pretty fucking incredible. He can clearly read people really well -- he had a few times where he was cluing in on Jane and Dirk have feelings for him:
TG: its one of those things jane likes about u so much GT: It is? TG: which TG: errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr im not supposed to talk about 2 u evr so nm GT: Talk about what? TG: nope GT: You mean how um... GT: Well a way in which i suppose... TG: no nope GT: Jane is prone to looking upon me with what i fathom to be more than just friendly affection? (x)
TT: I guess call it an extra birthday present. But instead of a present that's awesome, consider it more like a weird confession that may change the way you feel about me. GT: Whoa uh... GT: Dirk are you... uh... GT: Saying what i think? (x)
He’s not completely clueless on people! In fact, he seems to have a really good understanding of his friends. That’s something a lot of people seem to forget because of the incident that I will be getting to later on.
Fending For Himself.
I’ve already written quite a bit on this, but I’ll sum it up here: Jake is exceptionally good at living in the wild and taking care of himself. Sort of like a wild garden; he doesn’t need to be taken care of. Survival skills, especially around fighting and fending off things, aren’t something everyone has. This, once again, counts in his favour, even if it doesn’t line-up with “book smarts”.
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That’s five things! It’s clear Jake is, in fact, a polymath and incredibly intelligent. So, what’s with the fandom painting him as being dumb? What’s with people actually thinking he’s stupid? I think we can all take several wild guesses as to why that’s the case.
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Takes things literally.
This is something that plagues Jake quite a lot. Case in point:
GT: Wow like the epic kevin costner film? TT: Almost exactly. Especially by the same degree of shittiness. GT: Oh man does that mean you have to drink your own pee?????? TT: You get used to the taste. Welcome it, even. TT: That takes about 15 days in a row of hard piss drinking though. GT: Ewwwwwwwwwwww no dude. No ew. :( TT: Relax, I don't drink any goddamn piss, ok? GT: Oh ok. Whew. (x)
But, well, let’s address the elephant in the room. The chat I laughed so hard at when I read it the first time due to pure, unadulterated second-hand embarrassment: Jake asking Jane if she had feelings for him.
Let’s analyze this, shall we? Jake starts off by being vague as all Hell, and I’ll spare those details, until finally...
GT: Just come out and say it. Do you fancy me? GG: No! GT: I see. GT: Very well then. GT: Jeez i mustve really misread that one! I feel like kind of a bone head now. (x / x)
Okay, she says no, and he backs off. That’s fine and dand--
GG: No!!!!!! GG: Oh my God, what am I saying here? GG: Jake, I didn't mean it! I didn't want to make you feel that way! GT: Now jane lets not backpedal here. GT: Youve spoken the truth and i greatly appreciate and respect you for that. GT: But now that i think about it you know what? GG: ... GG: No? :( GT: Please dont take this the wrong way but your answer is actually kind of a relief! (x)
... Oh, right. Yeah. It keeps going. It just keeps--
GT: Actually since youve made your feelings apparent and only see me as a friend that makes it a lot easier! GG: Haha, yes! GG: Friends!!!! GT: Maybe you could help me sort out some stuff that has been weighing on me lately? GG: Well what are friends for Jake!!!!! (x)
Sweet Jesus, Jake.
GG: Me? GG: HOO HOO HOO! GG: I'm just GG: Terrific! GG: I'm feeling so... GG: Friendly!!! GG: I clearly just want to be a good friend and bring all my AMAZING FRIENDLINESS to bear on your problems. GG: Friendlystyle! Ahahahah? GG: Shit I mean GG: Ahahahah! GT: Thats aces. Jane youre a sweetheart. (x)
Alright, alright, enough! You all remember the fucking chat. 
Regardless, it’s very apparent Jake takes things at face value. I also will cite him talking to Jane before her birthday, but not list examples, because what happened above will just happen once again. 
Okay, so he takes things at face value. What’s wrong with that? He trusts people to not lie to his face -- to not sugarcoat things or beat around any bushes. Perhaps I’m projecting a bit, but I do the same damn thing. I think a lot of people do! I don’t think reading things as fact over text is a good measure of someone’s intellect. All it does is show he has issues with communication. Okay, so he struggles with one thing. Sue me.
Doesn’t catch things right away.
Yeah okay I’m just gonna dump a few examples of this.
GT: Haha wow. Must have been a hell of a guy. TT: So... TT: You're not making any connections there? GT: Where? Huh? TT: Famous comedian, about the age of your grandma, inheriting the family name of the Baroness... TT: Not ringing a bell? GT: What are you talking about! Dirk stop speaking in riddles and keep telling the story i am on tenterhooks here! TT: Ok, well it's not like it's that important. Just a super obvious thing that'll probably occur to you later when you're looking in the fridge you don't have, at which point you'll feel like an idiot. GT: Oh my god you can be one opaque motherfucker just clue me in bro! TT: Nah, it'll be funnier this way. GT: STRIIIIIIDEEEERRRRRRRR!!!!! TT: Moving on. (x)
GT: Whats going on? TT: Took you long enough to figure it out. TT: Pages really are a slow burning class. Damn. GT: Figure what out! TT: You're asleep. (x)
This leads into the point above. His mind doesn’t work that way -- but that doesn’t mean he’s not intelligent. He needs everything laid out in front of him so he can make the connections and understand what’s happening, but there’s no real harm in this, and it certainly doesn’t dictate whether the guy is “intelligent” or not.
There are many, many more examples in canon depicting Jake as having difficulties with communication and you all can open most of his pesterlogs and probably find one. I’m not going to list anymore. But, hold your horses, I swear I’m getting to a point!
Difficulty reading.
A lot of the media Jake consumes is picture-based. Movies, comics, even the puzzles are most likely spacial and probably not riddles. It’s not far to imagine Jake might not be a terribly good reader, considering nobody was really around to make him read. Of course, his grandmother was around when he was little, so he can read -- and he can read just fine. But he probably isn’t very good at it simply from lack of practice. He also has terrible grammar, something Jane picks on him for, so it’s entirely possible that’s a contributing factor. He may just have trouble reading and writing.
Speaking from experience, I have dyslexia. As such, reading and writing are incredibly hard for me. I never read the books in my literature classes -- both in English and French -- but I did get the gist of the books (enough to get a decent mark in the class at least) by watching a movie adaptation of the novel. I don’t think it’s that far-off to think Jake may, indeed, do the same thing.
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NOTE: This next part is a bit hard for me to write, because I don’t want to vilify any of you. It might not have clued in on anyone or maybe you just saw Jake as a sort of comic relief and meant no harm by it. And I hope shining a light on this will make you all think twice about the guy. However, I can’t really avoid this next part, and I may get a bit emotional in it. Just a bit of a warning.
All of the above points are just me trying to say Jake probably has undiagnosed learning disabilities and perhaps autism. I don’t think I need to go into detail about how those don’t make someone “stupid”. If you think that’s the case, fuck you. I can’t argue with ableists, much less do I actually want to. 
NOTE: I wrote a thing on his speech impediments. That may be of interest too. I don’t really know, but here it is nonetheless.
My take-away message here is: just because someone struggles with socialization or other things doesn’t mean fucking anything in terms of their intelligence. Jake is very clearly smart and has the ability to read people incredibly well -- to the point of making copies of them! Perhaps it’s just a bit easy to underestimate the guy compared to other characters, though.
There are other things that muddy this up a bit, unfortunately.
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Trolling.
Jake is such a fucking troll. Jesus shitting Christ, does he get a kick out of acting stupid just to make the other person look silly. Or perhaps even to make himself laugh in the process. Case in point:
uu: I WILL JUST BE YOUR PATRON DUDE. uu: OR MAYBE. YOUR PATRON MANBRO. GT: Sounds pretty gay. uu: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? GT: Whats what? uu: GAY. WHAT'S GAY YOU IDIOT FUCK. GT: Oh right. GT: Forgive me i forget you arent familiar with all of my earth lingo. GT: Its like... GT: How do i explain. GT: You know. Its a rather old fashioned term for being jolly and festive together. GT: Like "that rollicking time we had scrumming the other eve sure was gay." uu: I SEE. uu: THEN YES. YOU ARE CORRECT. uu: THIS IS GOING TO BE GAY AS HELL. (x)
Look at his goddamn face during this exchange:
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That little bastard knows exactly what he’s doing. 
And these aren’t stand-alone events! Jake is very, very silly and will use the fact others see him as stupid to have a little fun. May as well, right? And, in the process, he makes others look pretty damn stupid. 
But sometimes it’s a bit hard to tell when he’s acting stupid against when he’s genuinely not getting something. I think he even fools himself sometimes! So you have to be a bit careful about fake-outs. I’m sure even the other alphas have trouble deducing when he’s doing this -- which only adds to the myth of him actually being “stupid” when viewed on first-glace.
He probably also does this with crushes, purposefully ignoring the signs because he doesn’t want to deal with it or may not believe anyone could like him that way. After all, if he’s wrong, he may think himself to be conceded and having a big head. So, he ignores the signs, thus convincing himself the feelings aren’t there. Then he gets absolutely fucking bamboozled beyond belief to find out they actually do like him. But that’s just a little side-note.
Thinks he’s stupid.
This one is just a bit... Sad. Very sad. Jake genuinely does think he’s stupid. Quite a lot, really. 
GT: I shoulda asked where he fit into the picture if you were raised alone. I can be dumb as a bag of penny candy sometimes. (x)
Just... Man, he’s been called and treated as stupid so many times, he’s at the point where he believes it. If you asked him, he’d say Dirk is a genius, Roxy is always smart and sassy, and Jane is brilliant. (I don’t have a source for that last one but... Come on. She lectures him about grammar. Don’t fuck with me.) But when it comes to himself? He can’t say the same. Of course he then acts that way. He sees himself as a burly adventurer who is also a gentleman and tries to live up to that. No where along those lines does he think he’s intelligent. And that’s just... a little heartbreaking, really, all things considered.
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Can’t believe this blog is just me going, “Wanna see how fast I can talk about Jake?”, and a shit-ton of people all nodding before I talk for six hours straight. Anyway, take-home message is: Jake’s smart. Jake’s very, very smart. He’s also a himbo, but he’s incredibly smart. Just because he has learning disabilities doesn’t mean fuck-all. 
Thank you for coming to my TedTalk. There are drinks and refreshments in the back. Have a safe trip home. Remember to tip your waiters and waitresses. Jesus fuck can I run this gag any harder into the ground? Giving me language was a mistake. No but, really, if you read this whole damn thing, thank you! I hope this was as fun to read as it was to write.
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saintmccann · 6 years
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B I T T E N  /  P A R T  T W O 
synopsis of the B I T T E N series When Ava wakes up, she’s stuck in the 18th century with strangers who can do even stranger things, and no recollection of her past life. As she learns to cope with what, and who, now surrounds her, she realizes there’s one thing so much bigger than the battle between life and death: love.
filling the requests “more bondy please!” + “you’re interested in both van and bondy” +  “you’re mad at bondy for whatever reason and how he would react, maybe you guys had a fight or something.” Changed the last one up a bit to fit the story - hope you don’t mind. If it’s not what you had in mind, message me and we can work something else out! x
warnings Mentions of lowkey kidnapping, swearing. Mentions of daddy, but I’m sure y’all are filthy enough to enjoy my jokes.
[read part 1 here]
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When Maise dressed Ava the next day, she did the same steps meticulously again: shift dress, petticoat, corset, pockets, petticoat, silk kerchief, gown petticoat, front panel, gown, apron. This time, the gown itself was a robin’s egg blue. And with nowhere for Ava to rush off to, Maise took her time, although she always worked with a fastidious hand. Ava looked around her room with wonder once again, the feeling not settling in yet that this was to be her permanent residence until further notice.
“Anywhere you want to go today, Miss?” Maise asked, dark hairs falling from her tidy bun onto her forehead as she bent to secure Ava’s shoes.
“You mean I can leave the house?”
“‘Course you can. You’d probably want to check with your master first, but --”
“My master?”
A knock at the door sounded just as Maise was affixing the final piece, the white embroidered cloth, to the crown of Ava’s head.
“Well that’ll be him now!” Maise exclaimed, more chipper than Ava could say for herself, whose mind was reeling with the words Maise had spoken.
Maise drifted to open the door, and Bondy’s fist was closed and mid-knock when she opened it.
“Hello love,” Bondy smiled at Ava, white pointy teeth evident against his cherry red lips. “Care for a house tour?”
Bondy led Ava down the hall, around the grand staircase, and into the dining room. He spoke confidently the whole way, as if he’d recited the stories he was telling her hundreds of times. She didn’t think he had, but his confidence was alluring nonetheless.
“This entire house was rebuilt by myself and a team of contractors after it burnt down in 1732. As Maise probably told you, she and her entire family of seven, mom, dad, brothers, sisters, everyone, died in the fire. For some reason, she and her brother are the only ones who attained ghost status. We’re still not sure why that is,” Bondy said thoughtfully, and paced through the door to the old-fashioned kitchen.
“Is that why you set the table for seven?” Ava called to him.
He poked his head through the doorway to the kitchen and laughed. “Partly for that, partly because seven of us now live here in the manor, and partly because it’s Van’s favorite number and he won’t have the table set any other way.”
“That’s a little…. strange… don’t you think?” Ava remarked.
“I’ve been telling him for years.” Bondy smiled down at Ava, who happily returned the smile. She was finding that Bondy was easy to get along with. When he popped back through the doorway, she followed, eager to hear more about the old house she now lived in.
“Here’s the kitchen. Lovely little space. Antique! We don’t use it much, except for when Jack cooks meals for us, like he did last night. Thankful the bugger didn’t lose his skills in death.”
“A helpful poltergeist?”
Bondy snorted. “I like you.” He switched his gaze back to the kitchen. “In this cupboard you’ll find some snacks to eat. It’s full of all kinds of foods, from all different places of the world. But don’t eat anything from a jar. Seriously. My friend Lou likes to fuck with the jams.”
Ava walked around, picking foreign utensils up and surveying the rest of the area as Bondy waited for her to finish perusing.
“This is a special room,” Bondy said softly, knocking his knuckles absentmindedly against the aged wood door. He looked about the rest of the kitchen and its old wrought iron fixtures, and settled his eyes on Ava. “You aren’t allowed to go in here yet, but you will someday.”
“What is it?”
“The cellar. It’s where we keep our….. valuables.”
“Oh.” Ava’s mouth watered at the thought of what kinds of treasure could lie beneath the old house.
“It was the only part of the original house that remained. It’s enchanted by us, but originally it held a large store of energy for the owners. Want to hear my two cents? Maise and her brother were the only ones who became ghosts. But they were also the only two who were unfortunately locked in the cellar at the time of the fire.”
Ava’s heart dropped as her eyes stared beyond the cellar door. Maise and Jack died in that room beneath the earth.
“Don’t get too morbid on her first day, christ,” a short, squat man said as he walked through the kitchen doorway and grabbed a roll of bread from the reed basket on the countertop, ignoring Ava’s surprised sqeak and jump at the sound of someone behind her.
“Larry, lad, let me do my thing, I’ve got to set the scene for her,” Bondy joked.
“You don’t think the scene’s already set? She’s livin’ in a junky old prepster’s house with a bunch of freaks three hundred years before she’s even s’posed to be alive. It’s dark literally everywhere and she knows we bite.”
Ava gulped, and spoke up. “He’s kind of right.”
Larry looked at Bondy with an I-told-you-so smirk, and walked back out to who-knows-where with his bread, gone as quickly as he’d came.
“So that was Larry. I guess I’d better show you the rest of the house, and then we can get going? I’ve got to run a few errands in town. You can come if you’d like,” Bondy stated, chewing on his lip afterward in waiting for an answer. Ava noticed he gave her a choice this time. Perhaps speaking her mind in this household didn’t come with repercussions. In this state, Bondy looked almost… endearing.
“I like the sound of that,” she said, and gave him a bashful smile.
After they ascended the grand staircase to the floor Ava’s room was on, and as she stood panting at the top in all her layers of clothing, Bondy chuckled.
“Whew. That was a lot of stairs,” Ava huffed, wiping the sweat from her brow. “How did I get up those so quickly yesterday?”
“Technically, we just went up two flights of stairs in one. We’re on the third floor now. Oh, and you might notice your strength ebbing and flowing while you’re here. Come on, I’ll show you my room.”
Ava trudged after Bondy, the buckled boots starting to rub the backs of her sweaty feet. She was so focused on the floor and her steps that when Bondy stopped to unlock a door at one end of the hall, she smacked right into his back.
“Sorry!” she said, stepping back, cheeks reddening. He shook his head with a fond grin, and twisted the key in the lock.
Bondy’s room was the most lavish room she’d ever seen. Once, she’d been on a school trip to Versailles, and she’d caught tiny glimpses of the king’s quarters behind red velvet ropes and security guards. This time, she was living the reality, and up close.
Gold.
It adorned the ceilings, the chairs, the chaise lounge, the chandelier, even the clock had gold leaf accenting. She’d seen Rococo in paintings before --- that bright cobalt paired with white trim and gold, gold, everywhere --- but she realized now why the royals took to it so easily. Everything gleamed. Astonished, her eyes feasted on the sight before her.
“There’s no way this is real,” she said, full of awe, mouth agape as she swirled around in place, skirts swishing beneath her.
“Did you expect anything less?” he asked quietly, watching her reaction. His low voice resonated across the smooth floors.
“I don’t know you that well, but… I guess not.”
Bondy winked, and opened the door to his actual bedroom. The fireplace near his bed was marbled, his bed frame was gilded, the furniture still covered in gold, and a literal suit of armor complete with chain metal was stood proudly in the corner.
Ava pointed at it expectantly.
“What can I say? I’m a collector,” he laughed.
“Uh-huh,” Ava snickered, eyebrows rising. She followed Bondy back out into the hallway from which they’d come.
“As you can see, the hallway wraps around in a square. Can’t ever get lost. You, Bob, Benji, and myself have the corner rooms. Van’s situated in between you an’ me, Larry’s situated in between me an’ Bob. There are four other empty rooms in the house that we use for storage, and stuff. Although this is the fullest this house has ever been, since the original owners had it.”
Ava knew the house was big, but ten rooms? Who could ever need a house that big? And for what purpose? Her thoughts raced as Bondy filled her in on unimportant mechanics -- “and here’s the guest bathroom” -- and she remembered Van’s room was next to hers. It must have been easy for him to deliver the letter last night. Her heart swelled.
“That’s about it,” Bondy said, snapping Ava out of her thoughts. “Want to go into town?”
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The walk down the impossibly narrow cobblestone streets, wherein only three to four of Ava dressed up in skirts could walk arm in arm, was troublesome. Ava wasn’t getting used to her boots, and needed to walk slower than she usually did. Not that she remembered how she walked before she woke up in a different century; she could just feel that it was dissimilar. The change in her comfort led to a change in her attitude, and topic of conversation.
“Earlier today Maise told me that you’re my master,” she questioned Bondy, trying to walk dignified next to him as they passed citizens of 1739 France on the roads. She could tell they were dressed much less lavishly than she and Bondy were.
“So it would seem,” he replied casually, eyes squinting in the sunlight, looking for something.
“But why? Stop speaking ambiguously. I want to know why I’m here,” Ava huffed, kicking a loose stone across the street, which earned her looks from passersby.
“I bit you.”
“Yeah, got that part down. The marks in my neck? Pretty deep, I’d say. Vampire bite? It’s the latest trend,” she replied snarkily.
“Blix.”
“Okay, blix, whatever. So what’s going on? Does that just make me your slave? You’d like that, wouldn’t you?”
Bondy guffawed, head cast up to the sky in laughter. The sound made her cheeks burn in the best way. He turned to Ava, and smiled. “Here’s some terminology for ya. Because I bit you, I’m your sire. You’re sired to me forever by my bite. Maise uses the word master. But she’s the maid. It’s just…. different dynamics as a whole. And by the way,” he stopped to tap on Ava’s nose. “The reason that we’re here in the first place: we’re looking for a shop called Violet’s Dresser. Help me find it, lassy.”
*****
The shop was quaint, to say the least. Vintage knick knacks of all kinds littered the shelves, but in a classy sort of way that made you understand that if you broke it, you bought it. And the price wouldn’t be pretty.
“Violet, I’m the one who sent a telegram the other day,” Bondy spoke at the counter to the large woman in a giant feather hat. “I’m here for a fitting for my fiancee, Ava.”
Ava’s eyes bugged out of her head, but Bondy gave her a sharp Just go along with it! look. She supposed he had to do things this way. After all, it was 18th century Paris. Why else would a dashing young man be buying exuberant gowns? Certainly not because he’s keeping a girl he bit on the neck, captive.
Violet circled the counter and disappeared through a set of heavy curtains.
“Come into the dressing lounge, you darling thing. You’ve got a certain je ne ses quoi about you, you know that?” the rounded dressmaker whooped from the other room. Bondy nudged Ava to go on with an encouraging look.
Once she parted the aptly violet curtains into the dressing lounge, she came face to face with a team of seamstresses. They immediately stripped her of each layer down to her corset, petticoat, and cotton shift.
“Little Johnny’s spoken nonstop of you since he knew you’d be arriving. How long have you been here, dear?” the dressmaker asked huskily. She pulled a velvet dress bag from a hook and untied the gold ribbon holding the bag closed. The seamstresses worked to pull the new garments over Ava’s head quickly.
“Uh, just two days so far,” Ava stuttered. She hoped for her sake that answer would line up with Bondy’s story. The approving harrumph she received from the dressmaker made her sigh in relief.
The seamstresses worked in tandem, suiting Ava up in a whole new outfit; the petticoats for this gown were of the finest white linen. The gown itself was a brilliant crimson silk encrusted with thousands of jewels on the bodice. The apron was gold, along with an underlying petticoat. Ava had never tried on anything more glitzy. Or expensive.
“Breathtaking, isn’t it?” Violet asked her. She nodded her head up and down, mouth gawking at the sight in the mirror.
“What’s this gown for?” Ava asked the dressmaker.
“You’ll soon find out,” she smirked, and lit a cigarette.
“Okay then,” Ava muttered under her breath.
“I’m sure Johnny’s loving the attention he’s getting from you, sweety. He was a lonely young man before he met you. Never smiled. Now look at him!” she poked her cane through the curtains and parted them slightly so Ava and she could peek through.
“He does look happy,” Ava replied, watching Bondy look around the room of knick knacks with an inkling of a smile turning up the corners of his mouth. His hands were stuffed in his pockets, but he looked content.
The curtains fell back into place, and Violet snapped her fingers. The seamstresses began undressing Ava as quickly as they’d dressed her.
“Surprisingly enough, he got her measurements perfectly correct,” the seamstress whispered to Violet.
“And that’s a man who loves his woman,” Violet howled with laughter. Ava’s cheeks flushed unintentionally.
Redressed and out in the main shop, Ava couldn’t meet Bondy’s eyes.
“Fits like a dream!” Violet stated, and Bondy stepped toward the counter to pay for it. One of the seamstresses brought out the large box, and Violet stamped it with the address of the manor.
“Delivery by tonight,” she winked at Ava, and went to put Bondy’s money away. “Threw in a little something extra for ya, doll!”
*****
“So what you’re saying is,” Ava clarified as she followed Bondy’s footfalls through the cobbled streets, “is that I’m something called sired to you? And that means we’re forever bound together by that energy?”
“Exactly.”
“But why’d you bite me?” she inquired.
“It’s a long story.”
“Well obviously I’m not leaving for a while.”
Bondy pivoted on his heel and stopped her from walking forward any farther. He took both Ava’s hands in his, and the serious gesture took her by surprise. She looked into his baby blue eyes and shivered.
“Usually when a blix bites, for sire purposes… well…” He trailed off, unable to continue. His eyes searched Ava’s. “Let me explain it to you this way. When a wolf sires a cub, it means it’s the cub’s father.”
“Bondy, I am not calling you Daddy.”
“Let me finish! Christ, you’re hilarious,” Bondy snickered, not letting the crude joke go unnoticed. “Like I was saying… when a blix bites and doesn’t kill, it’s a forever bond. You… change. And our bond ties us together forever.”
Ava stood flabbergasted. “Wait, are we ---? Am I actually going to become one of you? Like in the movies?” she trailed off in shock. Her hands began to shake.
“Ava, look. It’s already started. Your eyes are the color of your dress.”
Ava looked down at the blue of her dress, and drew in a deep breath. She saw a shallow well near a cart of flowers and raced to look at her reflection.
“Ava, wait --” he called out behind her.
Despite the ruddy water, and the ripples from the wind, she could still see herself looking down into the water. As she peered closer, she saw it: chocolate brown had brightened to a striking icy blue. The same color the others in the manor had. Her breath hitched. Bondy’s footsteps stopped a ways away from her.
There hadn’t been any confirmation of their existence as monsters yet. Yesterday the bite on her neck was almost funny. It didn’t hurt. It was a joke. Maise concealed it before they went out in the street today. In the back of her mind, she’d been hoping this was a twisted dream. The reality hadn’t set in yet. It couldn’t.
But there she was. Changed. Concretely. Blue-eyed.
Her face looked wrong. And she hated it.
She touched her cheeks beneath her eyes and hated them. She stared deep into her foreign eyes. She couldn’t look away. She was disgusted.
“I’m really changing,” she whispered. A sob caught in her throat. “I--”
She felt herself losing control. Her thoughts raced blindly behind her eyes, and her mouth dropped farther and farther open.
I’m a lectoblix.
A monster.
I kill people to stay alive.
I’m living in a house full of monsters who can kill me.
I’m changing.
I’m stuck with a monster for the rest of my life.
I’m stuck being a monster for the rest of my life.
I don’t even know who I was.
They changed me.
And now I’m changing again.
Her mind went blank with panic.
She sat there, on the edge of the well, for too long, soaking the edge of her skirts in the water, not caring about the water damage to the blue silk. She numbly watched the way her silent tears shimmered against the new blue of her eyes, and down her cheeks, tracking through the powder Maise applied earlier. It was all too real now.
Motion behind her made her turn slightly, like a caged animal. But she didn’t care enough to turn all the way around. Her body was numb. No turning back.
A bouquet of red roses was placed by her knees resting on the edge of the well.
Only then did she turn fully. And there he was, standing in shame with a receipt from the flower cart.
“I made a mistake,” Bondy’s face crinkled, with enough frustration to shatter Ava all over again. “Fuck. I’ll take you home.”
******
Ava sat in her room, alone, writing on the expensive stationery supplied in her desk. Shortly after they’d come home, and Bob had seen her waterlogged skirts and tear-tracked cheeks and pulled Bondy aside, calling for Maise.
Ava had been taken upstairs, flowers placed in a vase, and bathed in steaming hot water until it was cold. Now, she sat, pen in hand, wondering how to begin.
I am Ava.
She wrote. She couldn’t remember her last name.
“Ooh!” she exclaimed, and put the pen to the paper once more.
I like to dance. I like cheese pizza. 
I can’t remember any of my family. Or do I even have one? Every time I try to remember something, it’s like a wall is put up. 
She sat, pensieve.
I tried on a red dress today. It was incredibly beautiful. It was like wearing the Crown Jewels, but on my body. The dress is supposed to arrive tonight. Bondy paid for it. I don’t know why he’s spending all of his money on me.
She scrunched up her nose as she remembered the rest of the afternoon.
“Ava! There’s a package for you downstairs!” Maise’s voice called from the walls of the mansion. Ava liked that her voice could travel without her having to materialize in front of her.  She put her pen to the paper once more.
But Bondy and Van are of similar kind. They can’t be too bad... right?
Ava slipped her silk robe on over her shift dress and tied it tightly. The house was cold; she’d have to make her trip downstairs quick.
Jack was already halfway up the stairs with the large box by the time Ava reached the landing.
“Thanks, Jack,” she said happily, and he followed her into her room, placing the box on her bed. He pretended to tip his nonexistent hat and exited.
Ava removed the top of the box, and sighed. The crimson dress was folded impeccably neatly inside. She caressed her hand over it, and decided to lie it flat on the bed. She read the card inside:
To Ava soon-to-be-Bond
From Violet
Hope you enjoy this dress, babydoll! You’re worth every penny it cost him.
P.S. - Wasn’t joking about the surprise.
Ava rummaged through the fluff and tulle of the box, and her hand hit something silky soft, yet hard. She pulled out the garment and gasped.
A crimson red corset, matching the dress, stitched with intertwined gold and black thread. Ava held it up in front of her face, and said, “Oh, baby. That’s hot.”
A low whistle coming from the hall interrupted her admiration for the thing, and she quickly stuffed it back into the box before the offender could see any more of it. Her heart pounded as she realized who was there.
Van stood with a shit-eating grin on his face: guilty, but nevertheless pleased. Ava’s stomach pulled again, and she tried to play it cool.
“Where ya goin’ with that thing?” he laughed, leaning into the door jamb, as casual as ever.
“I have no idea,” Ava whispered, not believing she just pulled that out of the box. In front of him.
“It’s right gorgeous, I say,” he said, resting his hands in his pockets. “You should wear it some time for the lucky fellow.” Ava’s heart quickened, her cheeks beet red.
Van was wearing 21st century clothes: black leather jacket and black denim. “Anyways - came to tell ya we have a meeting at nine. Meet us on the second story. You can dress normally. We’ve enchanted the place for the night with a distractor spell so no stragglers’ll come and ruin it all for us.”
“How do you get to the second story?” Ava said just as he was about to usurp himself from the comfort of the door jamb.
“Oh. Bond didn’t show ya the best parts on the house tour I see? Hmm. I can walk you there? Meet us here at 8:55,” he smiled happily.
“Sounds good.”  
“Okay.” He drug out the O sound, and the short kay! echoed down the hall with him.
******
“What is this place?” she asked Van as they tucked themselves down a secret door under the staircase; it hid behind a painting of Louis the Beloved. Ava knew it wasn’t classified as sneaking around when she had a destination, but it was new, and fun, and she was exploring.
“The second floor, love.” Ava’s heart fluttered at the sound of that.
“You weren’t kidding when you said you ran an operation,” she chuckled.
“I’m a simple guy,” Van said, tongue between his teeth in jest. “I mean what I say.”
“Good to know,” Ava flirted back. She couldn’t help it. She felt that she and Van had clicked from the moment they’d laid eyes on each other.
“Van, how do you know where you’re going? It’s pitch black,” Ava noted. She was able to ascend the flight of stairs before the painting swung shut, but now the halls were swathed in complete darkness.
“Got that good eyesight. Blix stuff,” he replied. Ava shivered. 
Her hand brushed up against something and immediately felt a piercing shock run through it, searing her hand with burning pain that made her cry out loudly in a harrowing shriek.
“What the fuck was that?” she yelled at Van, clutching her hand. It was hot to the touch. They both stood stock still in the hallway. Ava’s eyes began to adjust to the darkness as adrenaline rushed through her veins, and she saw Van’s eyes mirroring her own in confusion.
“I don’t know,” he whispered, scratching the back of his neck. “Just tried to grab your hand to lead the way.” Ava’s slight panting mixed with Van’s nervous breathing in the narrow space.
“I still can barely see…” she said, voice wavering. “And my hand hurts.”
“Hold on... I want to try something,” he said softly. “If it does it again, just... yell.”
Van reached forward slowly and touched Ava’s hand with the most delicate of caresses. Electricity zinged between their fingers and buzzed in their veins. Ava let out a shaky breath. Van’s touch became harder as he laced Ava’s fingers with his. Their eyes never left each other. Ava could feel Van’s cool breath fanning over her face.
“This is weird,” Ava whispered.
“I know,” he responded in a similar tone. “Glad I didn’t shock you again.”
“Why did that happen?” Ava looked up at him, desperate for answers, desperate to feel the reverb of his voice resonate through her body again. It was..... good.
“Guess since you’re sired to Bond, no one else gets to touch you,” he whispered. “Let’s go. They’re expecting us.”
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(My Canon/Fanon Countryballs story) A Warm Memory (Canada and Sierra)
⚠️DISCLAIMER!⚠️: CANADA DOES NOT HAVE A SISTER IN YOUR FANONS BUT IN MINE HE DOES. This is my fanon story so don't hate me for it. Anywho, onto the story!
(Sierra was on the couch, watching a sitcom featuring Australia, Russia, America and Germany, while surfing through Countrytube. Then, Canada walks into the room.)
Canada: Sierra?
Sierra: Yes Big Bro?
Canada: Do you remember that time when you were small you breakdanced at the concert that happens every 5 years?
Sierra: Oh, of course I do!
(The Flashback - Here we go into the past people ;-;)
It was the day of the DJ concert. Canada and his little sister Sierra, along with America, Russia, Germany, Poland and Australia, were going together. Sierra was excited to show off her dance moves. Canada assured her she'd do great.
Every country gathered at the World Event Center. It was about half an hour before the concert began. Everyone in Canada's friend group talked while Sierra waited with her neon shades on.
UK shouted to Canada, "Who's the DJ this year, old chap?" Canada said "DJ LoveBringer, aka UN, as always!" UK said, "Okay, lad. I just always forget, mate."
20 minutes passed, and epic intermission music started playing. Everyone stared at the set. 10 minutes to go. Sierra was excited.
The 10 minutes passed, and DJ LoveBringer walked up to the set. The epic intermission music faded, and the smoke machines activated, hiding LoveBringer. He said, "This Album Mix goes out to Canada and America, I thank them for having this happen. Let's get this party started!", and began the mix.
The Mix started. It started with "Hip Hop Town" By Mr. Moor (aka Jordan) and Sierra loved this song, it's beat is sooooo irresistible Sierra started breakdancing.
Canada looked bewildered and told America to duo dance with him. They did. They Hip-Hop duo danced.
Russia, Germany and Poland did a trio sync dance: The Groove Jump.
Sierra's breakdancing skills came to life. The song pumped her up.
The next song blasted on, "Don't Mess With The America" by Lil Lovely Mexico (Mexico, Female in my fanon)
Mexico, who happened to be nearby, was having the time of her life. She did the same shrivel spin Sierra saw at the beginning of the official music video on Countrytube.
Sierra was having a dance fever. She couldn't stop. Canada was proud of her.
Mexico was singing along to her song because she loved to sing and had a great interest in hip hop music.
Every country dared eachother to breakdance like Sierra. "Woah, did New Zealand just do the worm?" Said Togo. "Whew! Look at me!" Shouted Japan. Everyone was having fun. "This party can get groovy, huh?" Morocco said, doing the flair. Many Countries formed a circle, cheering on the breakdancing countries.
Much later, the party was over, and everyone went home. Canada and Sierra were both tired but laughed.
That time when Sierra fell asleep with the TV on, she was watching a DVR version of the concert from the night before. She had a dream. A really good one.
(Sierra's Dream in The Flashback)
Sierra: Time to shine my DJ skills.
???: Now presenting....
Sierra: :o
???: DJ SISTADA!
(Sierra rolled up to her DJ set.)
Sierra (DJ Sistada): Let's get this party started!
(Electronic Music from her favorite Countrytube artists played from the turntables. Everyone started dancing.)
Sierra (DJ Sistada): ^.^
(Sierra woke from the dream much later.)
Sierra: I had the best dream ever!
(Flashback over people!)
Canada + Sierra: What a warm memory! (Laughs)
The end!
If you want me to make more fanon stories like this, please let me know! Thank you!
(Gosh this took me long to type. Enjoy!)
-alphaggart
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makeste · 5 years
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BnHA Chapter 219: Two Good Boys and One Unlucky Broker
Previously on BnHA: Katsuki and Shouto had their licenses for all of 30 minutes (literally) before deciding to put them to the test. But let’s backtrack a bit! It was a beautiful snowy day in December and class 1-A was chilling out and watching the news. We were introduced to a company called Detnerat, and their CEO who’s apparently a big fan of this dead terrorist guy named Destro who wrote a book about quirk supremacy and how people with superpowers need to rise up and liberate themselves and shit. It’s actually really interesting and I can see how these ideas would create a divide within hero society much like Stain’s ideology did. But anyway, so the CEO casually murdered his assistant for mocking these ideas, so that was deeply horrifying. And then he went to meet with some other villains (because yeah! he’s a villain, apparently!) who are apparently descendants of Destro (as is he, I presume), and they talked about how they’re gonna arrange a meetup with the League of Villains so that they can FUCK THEM UP. Plot twist! Anyways and then we cut to some hapless citizens who were being robbed by some banditos, and that’s when Katsuki and Shouto showed up as previously mentioned. So let’s see how this goes!
Today on BnHA: Katsuki and Shouto take on Soda Sam (who I really did think was Aizawa’s old buddy for much longer than I’m proud to admit though), who fights back with some pressurized water jets. All Might saves a stupid Instagram lady and Katsuki saves the both of them, and also recovers everyone’s stolen wallets, because he’s a fucking boy scout now that the provisional course is over. Meanwhile Shouto whips out the ol’ hot+cold power combo of sports festival fame and knocks the villain out. Afterwards the two of them are enthusiastically congratulated by a pro hero called Slidin’ Go (who’s secretly evil, as it turns out, because this is a very strange arc) and hair ruffled by All Might and it’s fucking great you guys. We then cut back to the Detnerat guys, who bring in Giran, a.k.a. the League of Villains’ black market broker who just so happens to have balls of fucking steel. Good thing too, because the DetCEO plans to use him to track down and lure out the League so he can take care of them. Lastly, we cut over to said League, whose members are currently in the process of having their asses handed to them by Gigantomachia and are really not looking too hot, oh dear.
(As always, all comments not marked with an ETA are my mostly-unspoiled reactions from my first readthrough of this chapter. I’m caught up with the manga now at chapter 225 -- I haven’t read 226 yet -- so any ETAs will reflect that.)
so it’s come to this. the Symbol of Peace, reduced to directing traffic
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listen kid, you’ll have time for autographs later all right? for now just DO AS THE MAN SAYS
meanwhile Shouto’s being a badass
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Bakugou may be out of his element in the cold (and we’ll see if this poses a problem for him--he’s only got one gauntlet on top of that), but this lil lukewarm lad is fine and dandy
loooooll
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you tell ‘em Shouto. that’s some nice property damage there son. I hope Katsuki tries to keep his own quirk contained, the last thing we need is you guys getting billed Mt. Lady style for destroying fucking main street here all of 25 minutes after getting those licenses laminated
(ETA: I guess he didn’t actually do any lasting damage though? hopefully nothing got flood damaged when he melted all of that afterwards.)
the title of the chapter is “go! sliding go!” which sounds like fun. sounds like more icy goodness
(ETA: why did they name this chapter after the weirdly unsettling and secretly evil THE FULLLLLL BULLPENNN hero, though?? my working theory is that it was Horikoshi’s way of ensuring we wouldn’t just immediately forget he existed so that we could be properly surprised when he returned a few chapters later.)
anyway so Aizawa’s cloudy friend is shaking off the ice, and now he’s chewing the boys out for fucking up his big purse-snatching operation
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all that for a handful of wallets?? seriously??
LMAO
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I don’t know if it’s that I’m becoming more like him, or if he’s just becoming more like me. but either way Katsuki you gotta get out of my head there kiddo, I’m starting to worry here
by the way is it just me or is he actually higher up than he was just a few seconds ago. are you actually climbing this thing. drunk on adrenaline or what
anyway so Kumo, who may or may not actually be him but we’re just assuming for now, is explaining that he controls carbonated water and he lives for thrills. his words. not mine
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okay first of all, no you don’t. fucking no one in this series has more resolve than that lil monkey slowly inching his way up towards that traffic light there
and second, you spent a whole goddamn month planning a purse heist. where the fuck did you get these airs you’re putting on dude
wow you guys
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I feel like we should be placing bets not on whether Baku and Todo will win, but on how long it’ll actually take them. I’m thinking not very fucking long
(ETA: this whole thing is wrapped up within ten pages. I could have literally have been present on the scene, said to myself “my what a lovely snowy day, I think I’ll go buy myself some hot chocolate,” ducked into the Starbucks on the corner, and it would have all been over by the time I stepped back out. “you missed it!!” shouts the excited ‘it’s All Might’ kid from page one. “there was ice and explosions and this stupid lady almost got All Might crushed with a pole!”)
MY DUDES WHAT IS THIS??
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SIX IN ONE GO. THIS HIGH SCHOOLER IS THE FUTURE NUMBER ONE HERO I’LL HAVE YOU SUCKERS KNOW
AHHAHAHAHAHA
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I’M LOVING IT. I’M LOVING THIS. FUCK ‘EM UPPPPP KATSUKI
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WHERE’S THAT RESOLVE OF YOURS NOWWWWW
holy shit. it occurs to me that this is only the third time in the series we’ve actually seen him fight real villains. and the second time was at Kamino, and he was pretty much just on the defensive there and trying to keep them all at a distance, so it’s debatable whether or not that really counts. so basically this is the first time since USJ that he’s gotten to just let loose against a bunch of mooks. and I’ve only just realized how much I wanted this omg
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apparently he wanted it too lol. also I’m surprised and extremely impressed that he can control his trajectory that well with only one arm. gives me hope that Shouto’ll be going airborne like his pop any day now
anyway so Kumo? is fighting back though
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watch out Katsuki he’s got seltzer and he’s not afraid to use it
okay but damn though
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is this fucking seltzer water slicing through this metal lamp post??
I just took a brief break from reading this chapter to go look up “water saw” videos on YouTube to try and get an idea of what exactly we may be dealing with there. and well, I found this. so uh. depends on what kind of firepower that thing on his arm is packing I guess. but he might be more trouble than I anticipated
meanwhile!
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ALL MIGHT LET HER GO IT’S NATURAL SELECTION
FUCK
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IF THIS STUPID LADY GETS ALL MIGHT KILLED IN FRONT OF THESE TWO BOYS WHO WERE SO GUNG-HO ABOUT FINALLY GETTING THEIR LICENSES, SHE BETTER PRAY THE GATES OF HELL CAN PROTECT HER BECAUSE I’M GONNA GET ME SOME FUCKING BOLT CUTTERS AND FOLLOW HER DOWN THERE MARK MY WORDS
OH THANK GOD
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oh my goddddd
first of all, whew. and second of all I’m so glad Horikoshi let him have that moment, rather than Shouto. just in case there were any lingering haters out there thinking his heart still wasn’t in the right place and that the only reason he was all TEAM RESCUE, BITCHES in the previous arc was because he wanted to win
and I mean, he did, obviously. but IT CAN BE TWO THINGS, and now we have a nice little moment here with him rescuing his dad (whose body moved before he could think, AS USUAL) and this stupid lady who put her Instagram above her own fucking life
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okay Shouto you have my permission to kick his ass
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yeah go ahead and fuck him up
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
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PETITION TO PUT SHOUTO IN “GUESS I’VE GOT NO CHOICE” SITUATIONS MORE OFTEN
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wow not!Kumo, he is literally the worst possible opponent you could have had huh. sucks to be you
lol Katsuki’s mad that Shouto got to be a badass
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they’re getting along so well now. Shouto completely knows how to handle him, he’s like a Kirishima 2.0. he just completely ignores the fact that Katsuki is shrieking insults, and responds as though the questions were phrased normally
and Katsuki actually answers him despite everything. I know it’s crazy, but this is seriously progress
now Dad is running over to make sure they’re okay
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“oh, All Might. didn’t see you there. we were just out here being heroic heroes. [stretches casually; yawns] all in a day’s work”
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at least he didn’t reference his kidnapping! Kacchan’s protesting but really that’s the best he could have hoped for
so the dude’s asking if they did all of this and uh, yeah. who do think they are, amateurs? I’ll have you know they have provisional licenses, sir
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did this motherfucker just pull 13 fucking wallets out of fucking hammerspace to hand over. Link?? is that you??
holy shit. is that why your pants were always so baggy?? WERE YOU JUST BEING PREPARED THIS WHOLE TIME
so not only did Katsuki not destroy so much as an inch of public property (aside from the pole which was already destroyed), he even had the forethought to rescue everyone’s wallets and hand them over to the authorities like the good law-abiding citizen he is
where the fuck is Gang Orca, I need to send that man a fucking fruit bouquet or something
oh my
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new favorite panel alert
so this guy, whose name is apparently Sliding Go, says he’ll take care of the rest. okay. thanks man
meanwhile definitely!not!Kumo!mybad!sometimesI’mwrong’s little jet nozzle gauntlets are... exploding??
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Detnerat? possibly??
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good eye there Sherlock
so I wonder if they got them from Detnerat or from that black market guy the League’s associated with... Giran? I think is his name??
oh shit!!!
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new new favorite panel alert
love how Shouto seems shocked at the unexpected gesture of fatherly affection (which hurts my heart. hey All Might you got room for a third son there), whereas Bakugou is just accepting it and probably even knew it was coming and is just trying to keep his cool and trying to calculate how long he can stand there basking in All Might’s pride before it starts to look like he’s actually enjoying it
sdflkjasldkj
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SWEETHEART USE YOUR WORDS
Shoutooooooooo. ;_; that little smile is killing me, I’m melting. once the initial surprise wore off he was so happy. look at him shyly fumbling with his tie oh my baby I love you so much
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oh to be a fly on the wall of that taxi cab. watching the two of them sit in the backseat as far away from each other as possible and looking out the window and being so pleased with themselves after all their hard work finally paid off. and meanwhile All Might in the front seat next to the driver, peeking at them in the rearview mirror and smiling softly
also fly!me would definitely try to sneak a peek at Katsuki’s fucking hero license because HORIKOSHI COME THE FUCK ON ALREADY WHY IS IT ALWAYS SECRET AFTER FUCKING SECRET
and I guess that’s that! a very satisfying fight that lasted all of 10 pages but had several cool moves, an opponent with a cool quirk, and several character development moments! that’s how it’s done! god this series has been fucking killing it lately I swear. I hope I’m not jinxing it but this is some good shit. the artwork and pacing are great, I’m liking the new plot so far... just, keep it up, Horikoshi, please
(ETA: for real though he is crushing it)
so now we’re cutting back to the ol’ villain corporate office in Gotham City or wherever
ah, so it was Detnerat!
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well I can’t say this is a huge surprise. I imagine the villain market was too tempting to pass up
!!!
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I swear to god this had better be more entertaining than the last League of Villains team-up
so now this dude with the shiniest, most luxurious hair I’ve ever seen is explaining that he worked fast because DetCEO told him “do so at once” and his words are the words of Destro
damn so there’s a pretty clear hierarchy here huh
OH SHIT
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THAT’S FUCKING GIRAN. THAT’S THE DUDE. WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY DO TO HIM?? FIRST A MURDER IN THE PREVIOUS CHAPTER AND NOW THE LEAGUE OF VILLAINS’ FAVORITE BROKER IS GETTING FUCKING TORTURED BY CORPORATE THUGS, WHAT THE FUCK. ARE WE IN FOR ANOTHER HARDCORE ARC
(ETA: indeed we are, but this one is so much better though.)
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careful, he’s sensitive and clearly not afraid to kill a bitch for less than that, Giran
!!
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“the old man”?? is he talking about DetCEO’s father? or his? surely he’s not talking about AFO?
so now President Why So Serious is asking him how much he wants
and Giran is all “I happen to be picky about who I do business with, and since you all just kidnapped and beat the shit out of me, I’m inclined to say ‘no’ here”
(ETA: Giran is a stand up guy and it cost him a fucking hand. well that’s the risk you run when you work in the criminal underworld I guess.)
holy shit Giran
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RIP Giran 2015-2019
but damn though, I gotta hand it to the guy, he’s got a bigger pair than I ever expected
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
okay so I’m just gonna post the whole page and break it down
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GIRAN IS FUCKED. THIS GUY IS A MANIAC AND HE’S LEGIT GONNA TORTURE THE INFO OUT OF HIM HOLY SHIT
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, AGAIN
GIGANTOMACHIA IS FUCKING INSANE
AND HOW DID HE GET SO BIG
AND IS COMPRESS FUCKING DEAD. AND WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BEST VILLAIN GIRL TOGA OMG
SPINNER IF THERE WAS EVER A TIME TO REVEAL YOUR QUIRK AND HAVE IT TURN OUT TO BE REALLY BADASS IT’S NOW BUDDY
DABI AREN’T YOU GLAD YOU WERE OUT PLANNING NOUMU SHIT WITH HAWKS AND NOT DEALING WITH THIS UTTER SHITSHOW
IS IT JUST ME OR DOES TOMURA LOOK A LITTLE BUFFER THAN BEFORE? YOU BEEN LIFTING BRO
HOW AND WHY DID THEY GET TO THESE CLIFFS IN THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING NOWHERE
LAST BUT NOT LEAST, GIGANTO YOU’D BETTER WATCH IT, BECAUSE TOMURA MORE THAN LIKELY IS TRYING TO THINK OF A WAY TO BEAT YOU WITHOUT KILLING YOU, BUT IF HE DOES DECIDE HE WANTS TO KILL YOU, YOU’LL BE PRETTY HARD-PRESSED TO STOP HIM DUDE
oh my god. this is three awesome chapters in a row now. BnHA is killing it, seriously
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theroseandcrown · 3 years
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The Rose & Crown: Chapter Six
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Rating: M Chapters: 6/24
Summary: The villain-ess we all love has revealed herself to be part of the mystery the Doctor and Clara are trying to solve. But how far does her reach go? The Doctor discovers what Missy has been up to since he last saw her back on Skaro.
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“Missy,” the Doctor whispered through gritted teeth. He could feel anger building inside of him. He should have been able to sense her presence before yet was too preoccupied with his companion’s unknowingly dark secret to detect her. The last time he saw her was back on Skaro amidst a civil war raging between the living and dead Daleks. She had locked Clara away in the armour of a deceased Dalek and tried to convince him to destroy her. If it weren’t for his intuitiveness of the inner workings of their species and knowing a Dalek would never utter the word ‘mercy,’ Clara would be dead. He had no knowledge of what became of her after he and Clara escaped. He left her behind to fend for herself during the chaos. Knowing her, she probably found some clever way off of the planet. All he did know was that he told her to run and run she had. Even now, as she stood high above him, all the risks he took to save her in the past came rushing into his mind. He realized how stupid he was for falling right into her trap yet again.
“I don’t believe it,” Clara admitted in shock. She would never be able to understand why the Doctor let her escape that day. He and the Master’s history went so deep in time it would take an eternity to grasp what they were to each other. Friends? Foes? As much as she tried to be understanding, his weakness was the hope that one day she would change her ways and be the friends they once were so many years ago. Back when they were just children.
“I’d like to thank you all for coming to my little soirée,” Missy continued, wielding her signature sonic-parasol beside her. “The auction will begin shortly. So until then, keep your panties on. Or don’t! Either way, we’re going to have a bit of fun now, aren’t we?” The crowd shouted their cheers to her as she stood above them like a Goddess, all except for two. Her head turned towards the cheerless guests sulking below her, her eyes connecting with her old friend. A smile peeled over her lips as she descended the stairs, greeting her followers in the crowd with her devious flirtatious behaviour. Approaching the Doctor, her smile widened. “My my my, I knew you could never stay away for very long,” she gloated as his eyes burned with anger. “I have to say, this obsessive infatuation you have with me is rather sexy.”
“I should have known it was you behind all of this. What are you playing at this time, Missy? Are you planning to turn all these people into more Cybermen? Or perhaps you’re in league with the Zygons now. I can never seem to keep up to speed with all of your charming charades.” He held on to his temper as best he could.
“Oh, Doctor,” she pouted her lips. “You’re so predictable when you’re wearing your cross-pants.” She noticed Clara standing next to him. “And Clara, so good to see you again! How’s my girl? Have you been treating my boyfriend well?”
“I’m not your girl. Or did you forget that little bit where you tried to have me killed?” she fumed, resisting the urge to hit her in her evil face.
“Let’s just consider that my way of flirting, dear.” She watched as Clara turned red with hatred. “Whew! It must be absolutely boiling with all these sweaty bodies about. You look a bit flushed. By the way, how are you feeling these days?” she provoked her, looking her up and down.
“Stop playing games,” he interjected. “What’s this auction really all about?”
“Charity, darling,” she teased.
“Charity for whom?”
“Why, for me of course!”
“What could you possibly need all that money for? Planning a holiday somewhere? Off to some hot spot all the kids are talking about these days?” Missy laughed at the old man which only made him more furious. “Oh, you silly little man. There’s more to life than just money. Here we are a trade-way where just about anything can be considered payment.” She glanced at Clara. “Including pets.” She watched Clara’s heated reaction, grinning to herself. “Listen, just between us girls, with a dress like that you don’t have to stick around this frumpy old face. There are plenty of younger men in this room willing to sweep you off your feet faster than you can drop your knickers!”
“What’s with the brain scanners?” he interrupted before Clara could say anything. “Or did you think I wouldn’t notice?”
“Can’t be too trusting these days.” She reached up to straighten his jacket. He grabbed her wrists harshly to stop her. “Oh, I didn’t realize you liked it rough,” she insinuated, snapping her teeth together provocatively.
“Why did you bring us here before? What are you really after?” He squeezed her wrists tighter.
“Well now, that’s my little secret. You wouldn’t want to spoil the surprise! Besides, I know you better than anyone. You’ve never been able to resist a good mystery.” Before he could say anything more, the sound of bells chimed overhead. The guests sat down their beverages and began to gather like a herd of cattle towards the open doors on the other side of the room. She pulled herself from his grasp and joined the others before turning around towards them once more. “Coming? You wouldn’t want to miss out on all the fun now, would you?”
The Doctor and Clara reluctantly followed the crowd hand in hand. He had a horrible feeling coursing through him, but he couldn’t turn back now. Not when they were so close to discovering the truth of why they were there. As they walked through the threshold, their grip on each other’s hands tightened in anticipation of what was to come. They entered like a great flood sweeping over every inch of the room. Whatever this was seemed to be incredibly popular amongst the several species they could see. The room was certainly large enough to house all of the people in attendance. A massive stage stood in front of a double hanging grand curtain as if they were about to watch a play. In the middle of the stage sat a short pillar on display. On one side of the stage was a podium. The seats were arranged in rows with no particular order or reservation. Staying mostly behind, they chose two seats in the back for better observation. He took the opportunity to look around the room for anything out of place while the guests were filling in their seats. Emergency exits on the sides, unmanned and unlocked. Another brain scanner on the ceiling. Nothing that would seem to suggest a trap, yet.
“I don’t get it,” Clara stated, breaking the silence between them. “With all these different species here from all over the galaxy, why have we never heard of this auction going on before? If it were this popular, you’d think someone would’ve mentioned it by now.”
“Yes, it would appear this is the best-kept secret in all the universe,” he agreed. He had been thinking the same thing from the moment they arrived. He watched as Missy made her way to the stage.
“Good evening ladies and gentlemen, lads and lasses, lords and mistresses!” she began, fluffing her hair at her own recognition. “If you will be kind enough to take your seats, we can get started.” She waited a moment for the guests to settle quietly then reached into her pocket. The Doctor observed closely as she pulled a pair of reading glasses matching the ones he had been given earlier and placed them on her face. “There now, that’s better! I’d like to begin with our very first item this evening. I believe you’ll find no other in the universe quite like it.”
From behind the curtain appeared a beautiful young woman of no more than twenty bearing long auburn hair and sparkling brown eyes who seemed familiar to the Doctor yet he could not recall having ever seen her before. She was dressed in a long-sleeved gown and wearing an identical pair of glasses. She held a brilliantly decorated layered necklace fastened to a blue velvet display in which she placed upon the pillar. The chain was made from a mix of different types of gold. The gems themselves were mostly diamonds ranging in various sizes. The lights reflecting upon the surface of the gemstones embedded into its metallic fixings sparkled in a million different places. Truly an unmistakable work of art.
“Nicknamed ‘The Eyes of the Galaxy,’” she continued, “this piece is amongst the rarest in the universe and was one of two precious items to have been smuggled out of the Halassi vaults during the great raid. The chain is composed of blue and yellow gold mined from the Flidor moon and Jupiter’s orbiting asteroid Voga. The diamonds were mined from several different planets including Arcadia and the reefs of Kataa Flo Ko. Each link was hand-dipped in the golden whirlpools of Catrigan Nova, my personal favourite...”
“Is she serious?” Clara finally spoke, trying to keep the agitation in her voice to a minimum. “Did we really come all this way for a bit of jewellery?”
The Doctor remained silent. He too was in disbelief that nothing had blown up, setting the walls ablaze and trapping everyone in the room. None of the guests were being captured or forced into some kind of slavery which would have been so fitting for someone like Missy, at least the Missy he knew. His mind was in conflict over knowing what she was capable of yet saw no one in distress. No world he had to save from her evil plans. He’d be a fool to believe she wasn’t up to something. So what was he missing? What should he be looking for that no one else could see?
His eyes searched the room for anything representing danger when he noticed something rather odd. The guests were too busy with chatter to realize the young woman who presented the necklace was pulling an object from one of her sleeves. Perfectly sphere-like in shape, it was hardly larger than her hand. But the Doctor recognized it almost immediately, suddenly realizing why he had been sent the mysterious gift. Great fear tore through him. No time to save anyone else, only enough to save her. “Clara!” he called, scrambling to get the pairs of glasses out of his pocket. “Quickly, put these on!”
“What? Why?” she asked, cautiously taking a pair from his hand.
“No questions, just do it! Do as you’re told!” he ordered her.
She hastily did as she was asked as he did the same. Before she could inquire any further into what they were for, a sudden flash of blinding white light engulfed the entire room followed by a deafening silence. They felt themselves shielding their eyes from its intense glow. After a moment, the light simply faded away. When he felt it was safe, he returned his attention towards the front of the room. It was completely quiet, not a sound to be heard. No shifting of the seats, no speaking, no one was moving in any way at all. The entire auditorium was under some sort of trance-like state. All pairs of eyes were fixed towards the orb.
Clara uncovered her face as the Doctor had and observed the guests in their stillness. “The people,” she noted as her fear began to rise inside of her. “They’re all frozen! What happened to them?”
“They’re not frozen. They’ve been put into a comatose state. By that,” he gestured towards the sphere.
“What is it?”
“It’s a Comasphere, nearly impossible to come by. It puts whoever looks into it in a trace. They have no idea anything has happened to them. No knowledge of time passing.”
Before Clara could say anything more, they heard the shrieking cries of something approaching them as if it were moaning in pain. Terrified, she took the Doctor’s hand. Suddenly from all around them appeared the ghost-like creatures from her dream. They passed through the walls and floors from every direction. “Doctor!” she nearly screamed in terror.
“I know, I see them too.” He tried to count exactly how many there were. Dozens at least.
“I saw one in my dream right before you woke me.” They watched the spectres quickly making their way over the crowd of comatose people. Each of them appeared to be searching for something as they began to scan the guests one by one. After a moment, one became fixed on a man in the audience. It lowered itself upon him and placed its ashy fingers upon his temples. The Doctor and Clara observed as the creature let out a horrible shrieking sound then entered the body of the man and disappeared inside of him. “What just happened? Where did it go? What are those things?!”
“They’re called Persuaders. Highly telepathic creatures. They can convince you to do whatever they want you to. But they can only enter a body if that person’s mind is completely open. Which is exactly what the Comasphere does. It opens your mind so you don’t even know what’s happening. The guests can’t see the creatures or even know they’re there. But we can.”
“Why weren’t we affected?”
“The glasses, they must shield the effects of the sphere.”
Before they could determine anything else, the Comasphere began to chime. The Persuaders in the room screamed and disappeared behind the walls and floors from whence they came. On the last chime, the guests began to regain consciousness, talking amongst themselves as if nothing happened. The Doctor and Clara stared in disbelief over what they just witnessed.
“Congratulations on your winnings, Baron von Kinloss of Hedron,” Missy applauded, addressing the man in which the Persuader had entered. “We give our thanks for your generous donation to our cause.” The room filled with the sound of cheers and applause for the gentleman as he nodded in appreciation. “Do be sure to collect your winnings afterwards.”
“What? I didn’t hear him bid anything, did you?” Clara asked.
“No, but whatever he offered was done telepathically by the Persuaders. Missy must share a link with them.”
“What are you saying? That the Persuaders are convincing people to make bets for them?”
“Not for them, for her.” He glared at Missy, the gears in his head turning. What is she after? Do these people have any idea what they are promising her?
“Doctor, we should go,” Clara advised, placing her hand on his. Something didn’t feel right to her, she just couldn’t place it. “Let’s just forget about this memory hunt and get out while we still can. I don’t know what Missy is up to, but I don’t want to stick around any longer to find out.”
He looked into her eyes. At any other time, he would have scoffed at her ridiculous human emotions while embracing whatever challenge may have found its way to him. But she was right. He couldn’t risk putting her and the child in danger any longer. He needed to protect them. This was something he’d have to do on his own. “Okay, we’ll go,” he agreed, taking her hand in his.
“And now we’ve come to the next exciting item this evening,” Missy shouted over the chatter. Two large men entered from the sides of the stage and removed the pillar from the centre. “Get your credits ready for this one, ladies and gents. I hope you’ll find it to be quite the addition to your private collection!”
The Doctor couldn’t help but remain seated as if frozen with curiosity. The large curtains hiding the remaining stage behind it slowly began to slide open. He found himself unable to move. The anticipation awaiting the reveal of what was to come consumed him. The curtains soon parted from each other, fully exposing its wonders concealed behind it. As he and Clara realized what they were looking at, their jaws dropped in utter shock.
It was the TARDIS.
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[FN] Red Meets Wolf
Idea is from writing prompt of /u/ShadyCats
I have picked the blooming lilacs up, they are now bouncing along the basket as i skip my feet on the pavement.
Humming a melody i heard of yesterday from the town harpist.
"Dear missus, i dare ask if you would be glad to know of your fate and fortune?"
He utters, his slim fingers laid on a threading line of a string that rattles, tones were produced and for such a skill of his, one can hear a catchy melody.
I happily obliged, the harpist leaned closer to the strings as if it's whispering some sweet nothings to his ears quietly, his eyes closed with intent. I feel shushed, timid.
Plucks the string one more time, there was a high pitched buzzing noise that one wouldn't expect of such a small harp.
"Does the full moon, mean anything to you m'lady?"
"Nay, sir"
"Then i shall speak, your love blooms where the moon shines most bright,"
How vague, my mouth began to open in a cry of inquiry, what does my love look like?
But before I was able to utter a word, a family shoves me from the ground where i stand, only for their own turn at fortune-telling.
Back to present, as i skip my feet towards the uphill path of our humble abode, once again another shoving incident occured to me.
I was pushed off my balance and hit the grass with my head, fortunately enough.
Onwards, a beardy young man sitting on the pavement shakes his head.
"Ah! Miss! How can you be such a child, skipping and having your eyes off the road!"
"Surely! that's a smart idea!" he added.
I was shocked, how can one man be so rude to a damsel.
"Maybe it was your responsibility not to disrupt me on my way when you seem to have your eyes on the road, FINE SIR!"
"Ugh! women" he stood up, shaking his head as he carries on walking.
"What was that!" I yell but he has reached far downhill before i could lay my sermon on his words of bigotry.
I blast the doors right open, with the nose flaring.
"Annoying! annoying! annoying man!"
Granny is on her feet her hands frozen, face surprised to see my admittingly childish tantrum.
"Red! you could've killed me my dear. My heart is frail, do not come through the door like that again." She paces herself.
I turned my head down,
"I'm sorry, gran"
"Its fine my child, now tell me who is this man you speak of and how could he cause such a distress to my sweet Red"
It had taken to afternoon when me and Gran finally ended the conversation, the talk has gone on from the encounter on the way to the neighbour Lily, the bookkeepers, fishes, fruits, the blooming flowers, and so forth.
She stopped, stood in order to secure the doors.
Many, many slab of woods were used to secure the frail door, granny as usual taking the pitchfork to her arms as she tell me: "Night sweetheart!"
And on she went back to the rocking chair, that's a sign for me to head to my room.
More than once have Gran told me that if i hear her scream that i shall jump from the window and run as fast as i can to the village, never the woods, and to never ever look back... but how can i not?
A normal uneventful night has passed, at dawn Gran once again asked me to fetch raw goods from the market, fish and seasonings to be precise.
Then i have gone on my way...
I mesmerize myself upon the business of the streets, many shops are barraged with noise, merely trying to catch people's attention, the seemingly innocent food vendors are against each other, competing for the lower prices and sometimes at expense of quality.
I drop my hood to try looking around, the harpist is no longer around the town it seems.
As i was walking along the business, i felt a hand on my shoulders, a rugged old man appeared by me.
"What a fine lass you are, have you any interest in joining a lonely ol' man like me at the carriage, Dear? a mistress like you shouldn't be walking on foot!"
"Nay sir, please."
The man didn't let go, hand tightening its grip, my shoulders straining, i was hurt.
"Please let go!" I cried.
Some bystanders looked, many didn't care.
I was dragged helplessly to his so called carriage, some burly men on his standby too. No wonder not one stranger tried to help.
"Halt!" called a voice from behind us.
They stopped then turned.
It was the rude man from yesterday! how un-glad am i to find him at this opportunity.
"Leave the lady alone", or was i wrong?
"We advise you not to pursue trouble, young man" said one of the burly man.
"she's too annoying for you to handle anyways..." i was right.
"What was that!" i cried.
"They tried to ignore him and push me back to the carriage"
In a moment, i just heard a loud snap and then when i turned to see what it was: i saw one of the men flying off in to the air, then another one to my right.
Mr. Rude Person has his hands poised on a fighting stance.
"Well, didn't i told you to leave the lady alone?"
He seemed cool... for the moment at least.
I wouldn't have expected for a thin man such as his to take out bigger and seemingly battle hardened folks but here we are.
The old rugged man loosened his grip off my shoulders, I wasn't able to help myself from rubbing it as soon as he did.
I turned to see his eyes widened before struggling to jump in to his carriage when Mr. Rude Person leapt from his feet and spun around to give him a kick on the sides, sending him off to the pavement.
"Whew!" he said.
"Are you okay, childish woman?"
My nose flared up again, "AH! that's it! I was grateful and all but now I'm mad!" i said.
He chuckles and i found it a surprise halting my tantrum.
"Apologies, how about telling me your name, dainty damsel"
Dainty damsel?!
"Uh-.... Red,"
"How conspicuous, red like roses, people call me Varg. It is nice to get to know you,"
I didn't expect him to turn formal all of a sudden, now i can appreciate his features, he would've a handsome face if it were not for the unkempt beard.
"Now get that blush off your face, so i can escort you safely back home..."
"What!"
I told him that no, I don't need escorting but he kept on insisting, so for the fifth time i just shrugged.
As we were on our way back, the said fishes and seasonings were safely on the basket as a task accomplished.
I got to know Varg more on our way, he told me that he is one apprentice lumberjack at the forest, he never met his parents but some days a certain man, his master comes to teach him about woodwork then leaves right before the afternoon.
"You seem lonely then?" I asked.
"Not that it matters,"
"What do you mean?"
"I mean, I grew in to this world alone, nothing bothers me being like i always am, what about you?"
I felt sad for him,
"I have Gran, she takes care of me after my parents have died from a boat incident, and I don't think I could've lived without her guiding hand"
"Seems you're the luckier one of us huh?" he said chuckling.
Soon, the time to say goodbye came, only when entering the house did i notice my heart was fluttering all along.
There's no way...
"Well done Red, that's how a lady opens a door" blurted Gran all of a sudden which made me jump, I didn't know she would be there at my sides.
"Gran you're going to kill me!" but i smiled.
"What made you seem so jumpy today?" she said.
Somehow Gran searched in to my eyes and knew.
"Ah ha!, you met a lad!"
"Uh, Granny!"
"I knew it, youth. Well, just make sure the man is capable and that you understand each other"
My face turned tomato.
"Granny!"...
As i lay on the bed at night, my mind does not ease off of his face, and our moments during the walk. Ah, such an annoying annoying man! even at sleep.
I slept smilingly.
I thought it was dawn when i heard a loud noise.
It was a huge thud from the front porch, looking at the window i realized the dark skies are somewhat inappropriate for the barrage of noise from below.
It took a moment till i realize danger.
Just then, Gran shouted.
"Run Red! Run away!"
I can't, my heart wouldn't let me.
I jumped, making my way to the living room hurriedly, and found Gran on her hands, pitchfork thrown at the sides and a towering built of a furred beast stands over her, emanating danger from every inch of space it possesses.
Gran was scared, i knew if she wouldn't get killed by this beast, her heart won't take it.
With all the strength i can muster, i dove in and grabbed the pitchfork, as fast as i can, i attempted to bury it on the beast's heart.
"Red! what are you doing!?" Granny called, almost muffled as i can almost only hear my rapidly beating heart.
Missed, my hand failed me. The pitchfork is now stuck on the left shoulder, bleeding but the beast seemingly unfazed and only enraged at me.
The realization of at me has made me done something drastic.
I went outside hoping it would follow.
It did, and so my heart and mind was pleading over and over again "please Gran, stay safe..."
I can't live alone.
I stopped on my tracks, the furry beast is on its way.
"Not the village, too many people..."
So, my feet rushed to the forest.
I ran as fast as i can not looking back, the full moon casting at every way it can on to the forest, still so dim, I made great leaps here and there to prevent from falling down when i trip from branches.
I don't think i can afford to slow down for the thing is much faster than I.
One idea on my mind was that this is nothing but an imminent death, my end shall be the dainty damsel torn limb by limb to be found in the forest.
My heart pacing as fast as my feet, my head is too light, with nearly no hope for survival, i feel my life hang upon my brave little heart that's magically carrying me through this dreadful nightmare.
Until...
There a cabin not far away, my feet sped up even faster, found a fence, as soon as i reached it i hopped on with one leg, then kicked to fling my whole body in to the window sill of the cabin in front.
The shards of glasses splattered all over as i come crashing down, surely bleeding all over, the shards pricked through my frail arms and legs, my face. But i carried on, on towards the next room, all that i found were several logs, not sure if its enough to keep the beast away but with no time to think, on to the door as a barricade.
All that's left is to await my fate, as i crumple on the corner hands on knees.
I hear it, it destroyed something to get inside. The walls, or the doors, either way its on the hunt for me.
Heavy footsteps surrounds the entire cabin which otherwise would be silence.
Unfortunately, i hear the footsteps louder, coming closer.
It can smell me.
I felt my heart completely stop twice, death awaits.
Then the door shook, and before my heart fails, my throat released a high pitched scream uncontrollably.
Now it knows, now I'm dead.
The door blasted one more time, the logs pushed off halfway, the beast was able to inch its hand inside the room from where it is.
And once again, the logs flew with the door, completely disbarred.
The enraged beast is finally here, ready to take me, its shoulder trailing blood, nose sniffing, fangs showing, fur disheveled.
I saw the claws ralidly come at me, at my face... Time stopped.
"Goodbye Gran, sorry i have to leave early" my last words.
It wasn't the time...
It was the beast, it stopped.
From the cabin's slits one will recognize the light passing through, indicating the sun has set.
The beast frozen in place, its muscles convulsing, its fangs shrunken, the fur disappearing slowly, and the veins calming down, the towering size starts to... to transform to one of a man-size.
Then, my eyes widened as i realized: Its Varg.
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gaiabros · 5 years
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Short on time? Head on over to our ELECTROWEEN Mixes page where we have created an archive for all of our ELECTROWEEN productions. There you will find our latest 2019 mixes to stream and download. If you like what we’ve been creating, please subscribe to GAIA BROS to receive news and announcements about forthcoming projects and articles.
You read that right, ladies and gents. 2019 marks the decisive end to a decade of Halloween-inspired, pop culture infused music productions, which have been in production since the series’ humble beginnings back in Fall 2009. Right off the bat, you may have a question or two popping up. Why is ELECTROWEEN ending on its decade milestone 2019 mix? Will there be more EDM mixes coming in the future?
Grab a beer and find a cozy seat, then come back and join us for the details. Story time, kids!
Setting The Stage: First Mention of the Series’ End
Before jumping into ELECTROWEEN 2019 details, I need to spend a little time establishing some relevant details from a year ago.
Last Fall, shortly after we had released ELECTROWEEN 2018, I flew down to San Diego to visit Matt and his girlfriend Jessica for the weekend of Halloween. We saw the Halloween movie reboot, carved up some pumpkins, dropped by Tatsu Ramen in L.A. for some delicious bowls of noodles, and drove up to Universal Studios Hollywood for their Halloween Horror Nights (in particular, to check out the Stranger Things attraction). We had a wonderful time together.
Pumpkin carvings by Scott, Matt and Jessica
It was during this visit when I announced to Matt that 2019 would mark the final year for the ELECTROWEEN series, ending a solid run of releases spanning our 20s to our early 30s. It has become a cherished tradition… something we’ve always looked forward to with the start of each new calendar year. ELECTROWEEN is Halloween for us, and a token of our years of friendship and love for the arts, electronic dance music, cult video games and films. In short, it is the summation of everything we love, and have come to love. This was bittersweet to talk about, but in the end it’s for the right reasons.
The rationale behind this decision is, for the most part, straight-forward. Since jump starting my DJ hobby back in 2006, I have released over 30 studio production mixes, manned two radio shows ([OuteR HeaveN] and PLURALITY at WSNC Radio), and performed countless live DJ sets at house parties, bars and private events.
In many ways, I’ve exhausted myself from the art form and feel a burning need to start creating my own music, rather than curating the works of others as I’ve done for the majority of my adult years. But also, life has happened, too.
Other Happenings That Have Influenced This Decision
During the same weekend I visited Matt last October, I simultaneously released my second album, Gravitational Waves, for my chillsynth project Gravity Mission. The album took three years to envision, create and release (collaborating remotely for the entire process) after a six year dry spell from our initial 2012 debut Before The Spoken Word. I came to realize the creative process was deeply rewarding and allowed me to evolve artistically in ways I had not previously imagined. In a real sense, it showed me that the barriers to creating music only exist in my head, and that changing course at any time is entirely possible.
Gravity Mission’s Gravitational Waves album (released October 26, 2018)
Lastly, life changes have been a considerable factor, often left out of the picture here on GAIA BROS. Having moved eight times since the release of my initial 2009 mix, I’ve been feeling the need to get more serious about putting down roots, connecting to a single place and getting acquainted with my local community. After my wife and I bought our first home in 2017, I started switching gears and pursuing other interests, including gardening, foraging, craft beer, table top gaming, GM’ing and traveling. It’s been a wonderful past few years, but a lot to handle. Thus I’ve had to make some tough decisions and learn to be more realistic with my time commitments.
“Tell Us About ELECTROWEEN 2019 Already, Please!”
Whew! Thanks for hanging in here for the entire reason why you’re reading this post! Let’s jump right into ELECTROWEEN 2019 — its inception, influences and more.
As the crown jewel in this decade long saga, ELECTROWEEN 2019 needed to be fantastically epic in a way that other mixes couldn’t be. It needed flair, funk and spirit on all levels. But most importantly, it absolutely HAD to be a fun reminder of why we started doing this whole thing in the first place. Returning full circle to our beginnings was key.
Where it all began: ELECTROWEEN 2009 (released October 16, 2009)
I began by looking back on our early mixes and questioning why we fell in love with the concept of merging EDM tracks and jack-o’-lantern heads together. We were creating something different, something bold — a novel form of expression that did not yet exist in the world. Several tracks started to stand out, and they were always the ones that jacked our bodies in ways unlike anything else. That’s when the realization struck: our final mixes for the ELECTROWEEN series needed to be celebratory and sentimental, using tracks with massive swing and vibe that pulse with uplifting energy and emotion.
This led to months of heavy Spotify rotations and research, ultimately pointing to the spiritual successor of the 70s: Nu Disco! A long time fan of Daft Punk, their French house discography was a great starting place for finding similar artists and classics. What originally felt like a monumental undertaking quickly became a super synthesized formula for hot disco beats and flashing synths, and the energy continued to pick up from there!
September Reunion in Portland, Oregon
A few weeks back, Matt flew up to Portland to celebrate the end of the ELECTROWEEN series. We GAIA BROS reunited over glorious moments of food, drink and beats at home, while foraging in the woods for Chanterelles, and driving out to the coast. Matt and I carved up our pumpkin helmets for the last time and fully embraced the defining characteristic of our early mixes.
For the first time in seven years, we embarked on a photoshoot with gold and silver capes in search of Portland’s most aesthetically gratifying street art. Some gloomy weather rolled in, but we ended up working with the rainfall to leverage its luminous quality for the end product. Below is a gallery of the final images processed from the shoot, which we have included within the download files for the 2019 mixes. Continue on after the gallery for liner notes and the final cover art designs created especially for the occasion!
VII’s Decade Celebration Mix Liner Notes
From Scott: My tenth and final mix for the ELECTROWEEN series touches on the things most sentimental to me. It is everything I have to give, and everything I could ever say, in a timeframe just short of an hour and a half. This is the longest production I’ve created to date, and looking back on it, I never wanted a single moment of it to end. The mix embodies the essence of the long and wholesome nights spent with close friends and loved ones… those irreplaceable times that will forever shine in our minds and hearts.
My 2019 mix is divided up into three seamlessly transitioning acts: a soaring and lofty Halloween introduction at-length (VG OST and Synthwave), an all night long celebration (Nu Disco), and finally a sincere and heartfelt closure, painting a pensive mood with vulnerable feelings of love, melancholy and, ultimately, acceptance.
Samples from Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night are most prevalently stitched in between tracks. I completely fell in love with this game upon its release this past summer. Matt and I have patiently waited four years for this game, as we were original backers from the April 2015 Kickstarter campaign. It’s clear that Koji Igarashi and Michiru Yamane have put their souls into this beautiful masterwork. I also drew samples from other favorites including Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater, Game of Thrones, and 300, which all have their own places within the narrative of this work.
Having ventured into the darkness (perhaps a little too long) in years past, I’ve found my way back to the grooves that bring the “feel good” vibes in spades. I should note here that initially I had started working on this mix back in March 2019 in order to get a head start on the final mix concept. With that said, I am extremely satisfied with the end product. The coin design illustration I created for the cover art came together effortlessly based on the passion encompassing this special time. The whole process has been cathartic on a deep level. I’m grateful for these ten years of ELECTROWEEN and will always take them with me into whatever comes next. Special thanks goes to Matt for believing in this project and being a great collaborator, my wife Lindsey for her support and encouragement, and David for listening and being a loyal fan all these years.
Loveless’ Decade Celebration Mix Liner Notes
From Matt: OHHHHH MAN! Has it been a decade already? Where did all the time fly? I was just a wee lad yesterday bumping to Scott’s mixes and now I’m a seasoned vet of the Halloween variety. Tonight I am going to see Lana Del Rey with my girlfriend which will be a great cap on the end of ELECTROWEEN. Lana’s moody and melodic music is of a bygone era. She really evokes the spirit of ELECTROWEEN (side note: thank you to Jessica, my aforementioned girlfriend, for introducing Lana to me). This year I open with an instrumental and a remix of her first big hit, Video Games. A song that reminds me of a few weekends ago when I visited Scott.
We went mushroom foraging and shot the ELECTROWEEN liner photos. We haven’t shot photos like that since 2012 and it was amazing. The rain followed us every spot we went that day, brightening up all the colors. It was a tough shoot, but well worth the results.
We also went to a retro video game bar in Portland. There, we found the Sega Genesis version of TMNT: Hyperstone Heist. I haven’t played that game since I was in grade school and it was an incredible moment to share with Scott. The song “Video Games” evokes a simpler time with a tinge of melancholy. I think I’ll always pair this experience and that song together.
ELECTROWEEN is coming to an end. As I type that, my heart hurts. When Scott and I spoke about it earlier this year, it bothered me. I wasn’t upset with the decision, but ELECTROWEEN has become an integral part of who I am. However, it is important to move on and hone our passions. You cannot be married to every creative thing you do, and ELECTROWEEN has come to a fitting end. I think Scott and I will take everything we learned over the years and make something truly magical and different in 2020.
As for my mix, this year it was more personal. I skipped many of the video game pleasantries that have made up ELECTROWEEN’s previous iterations. I tried to throw in all styles of music we’ve used in the past 10 years and kept the overall mix more funky and positive. Halloween is for mischief after all!
In 2019 Loveless (my DJ persona) is locked away in a mental institution and the key is thrown away. This, of course, is the end of ELECTROWEEN and Loveless’ fate is uncertain, but you always gotta leave the end open for a sequel. Thank you to everyone who has listened to these mixes over the years. It has been a labor of love that I wouldn’t have traded for anything else. From now until the end of time the crisp Autumn air will always feel like ELECTROWEEN to me.
Thanks For Listening and Being A Part of ELECTROWEEN!
We sincerely hope that you enjoy the ELECTROWEEN 2019 mixes while testing out some of your best moves this Halloween season. Whether this is the first mix you’ve listened to of ours or your tenth, we want to thank you for being a part of our community and keeping the spirit of Halloween alive. ELECTROWEEN has been one of the most meaningful projects of our entire lives, and it will always be here, preserved in time. The mixes will continue to be available on GAIA BROS well into the future; feel free to dive back in any time.
The era of ELECTROWEEN officially ends here, and a new one begins. What is to come, no one can know for sure…
I’d like to close this significant chapter of our lives with a special quote:
“Don’t ask what the world needs. Ask what makes you come alive and go do it. Because what the world needs is more people who have come alive.” – Howard Thurman
Peace, Love, Unity and Respect — forever and always. ❤
VII (Scott Werley) and Loveless (Matt Konop)
The End of an Era: Celebrating 10 Years of ELECTROWEEN Mixes #electroween #halloween #mixes Short on time? Head on over to our ELECTROWEEN Mixes page where we have created an archive for all of our ELECTROWEEN productions.
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The Wreckers - Cashing In
Another round of thugly antics. Again, check out Puckarooni for her Pokemon Superhero AU. Cool jams, friendos.
Alolan Joe - Alolan Ratata Leader and self proclaimed mousestache afficianado
Ben - Spearow Brawn of the group of Bachelor of Thuganomics
Zach - Zigzagoon Dunno what he’s doing, but he’s doing it well
Sherman - Sentret Newbie, but he makes up for it with heart
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Zach handed the sturdy box to Ben, who nodded and set it in the center of the table in the backroom of the Thrifty. He crammed the edge of the crowbar under the lip of the metal lid.
“Alright, you got it, Sherbet?” Ben said to Sherman, who took hold of the bottom of the box.
“Sherbet?” Sherman said, quirking an eyebrow.
“Yeah,” Said Ben, inclining his head down. “You. Got. It?” He held a stern face.
“Uh,” Sherman adjusted his grip and help tight. “Yeah, I got it, Be–uh. Bu…,” He looked around the thrifty and his eyes settled on a row of candies. “Bu–ttercup?” He looked back to Ben.
Zach snorted from the couch he had plopped down on. Ben shook his head, “You got a lot to learn, rookie.” He squared his shoulders, “Just, hold onto the damn thing.”
“Yes sir,” Said Sherman, his punctured ego dedicating itself to his task.
Ben worked at the crowbar, prying a little more of the lid back and setting the crowbar deeper. Once he was satisfied, he gave the crowbar a swift jerk that popped the edge of the lid off. The shrapnel flew across the room. Joe stepped into the doorway with impeccable timing.
“Gentlemen, I- Gah!” Joe squeaked as he narrowly missed the chunk of metal box that zipped past him.
“Oh, I see now. So it has come to this,” Joe straightened up and put up his fists. “Mutiny. I knew this day would come. But you’ll have to best me in combat, fiends. Come on then, let’s do this!” Joe began to hop around, waving his fists in front of him.
Sherman popped up, “Whoa wait! It was an accident, Boss. We were just trying to–”
“Finally,” Ben said, shouldering his crowbar, “Been waiting for a chance to knock that cheesy smirk off your face.” 
Ben charged at Joe, swinging the crowbar down towards Joe’s head. In a flash, Joe brought up his hands to catch the blow, the two locked eyes and grit their teeth.
“Oh, Heck Yeah!” Sherman said, eyes sparkling. He scurried over to the couch and hopped into the spot next to Zach. “This is gonna be epic. Don’t you think?”
Zach shrugged, “Maybe.”
Joe and Ben tussled for a bit. They wrestled and rolled and tumbled, finishing with Joe having taken the crowbar from Ben.
Joe pointed the crowbar at Ben, who crouched on the ground catching his breath.
“Will you yield?” Joe said.
“Yeah yeah,” Ben said, bruised ego kinda killing the mood. “I will honor the code of the thug and serve your blah blah blah.”
“Perfect,” Joe said and tossed the crowbar back to him. “Whew, almost got me that time.”
Ben caught the crowbar and stood up, “Oh blow me sideways, bristles. You hold back every time.” He scoffed out his nose and went back to the table. “Hey, Sherbet, we opening this thing or what?”
Sherman, stars in his eyes got up from the couch, “You guys are so cool. Like, when you were like, ‘Whapam! Take that’ but then Joe just did that thing where he, you know, just ‘Whoosh, bam!’ and you went flying and…” He flailed his arms. Zach leaned away to allow Sherman room to embellish.
“That’s enough, Sherman.” Joe said, “What are you opening anyway?”
“Dunno, Zach found it in the junkyard and couldn’t open it.” Sherman said “He even did his–” He wiggled his fingers and flip flopped his wrists. “Stuff.”
Zach also wiggled his fingers and then shrugged.
Joe stroked his ‘stache, “A rather tricky treasure trove, it would–” He paused, “t-uh, tantamount to tremendous tantalizing trophies for this team.” He smiled at his cleverness.
Ben scoffed, “You are such a dork.” He glared at Sherman. “Come on, hold this sucker down before I use this crowbar to vent all that hot air in your head.”
Sherman hustled over and gripped the box again. Ben got the edge into the lid again and gave it a adrenaline-fueled push. The lid peeled back like a tuna can and revealed the contents within. Ben tossed the crowbar aside as they all gathered to peek inside the box.
“Oh,” Said Zach with a neutral voice.
“Whoa,” Said Sherman with a hint of wonder.
“Hmm,” Murmured Joe, contemplating.
“Oh, goodie. More junk.” Ben said, his shoulders slumping down.
“What? This isn’t junk,” Sherman reached inside and pulled out a handful of the contents. Play cards. A bunch of them, haphazardly scattered inside the box. They had colorful pictures of monsters on one side and a big logo plastered on the other. “Don’t you remember Pouch Gremlins? For the Game Lad?”
Joe snapped his fingers, “Ha, I knew they looked familiar.” He took a few of the cards out of the box. “I used to play a shared copy of Powgrem with my brothers and sisters way back when.” He started flipping through the cards. Zach also began to dig through the contents of the box.
“Feh,” Ben said looking over the couple that Sherman had fished out, “That baby game about little kids making friends with super powered monsters and battling them. All the designs looked so lame.” His sharp eyes landed on a shiny card in Sherman’s hand, he snatched it and nodded. “Except this guy. He was awesome.”
Joe and Sherman looked at the card. Sherman smiled, “Oh yeah, Psycat. The legendary survivor of psychic experiments. The lore said that he was a loner Powgrem who killed off his old master. Pretty dark stuff.”
“Yeah, super edgy and took no shit. I liked him.” Ben said.
“My favorite was the one you could start out with, Grassasaurus Rex!” Sherman said, pulling out the relevant card, “His solar cannon attack was unbeatable!” He looked to Joe, “Oh, who was your favorite, Joe?”
Joe dug into the box and nodded, pulling out another shiny card, “This one.” He held it up, “The trickmaster, Ghostgar.” He laughed, “When I would play against my siblings, they would actually ban me from using him cause he was too good.”
“How about you, Zach?” Sherman asked, “Did you have a favorite?”
Zach was organizing the cards by color and rarity. Without looking up from his work, he muttered, “Yup.”
Joe chuckled. Sherman pressed on, “Such as…?”
Zach paused, looked over the stacks of cards before grabbing out a fairly common looking card and holding it up. “This guy.”
“Oh,” Sherman said, a little disappointed, “I guess Joltling is pretty popular.” He looked back to Joe, “I mean, it was the mascot of the series.”
Joe nodded and regarded the box again. “Hmm…what do you suppose these were doing in such a secure box?”
Ben scoffed, “Loser probably wanted to hide his shame when he moved on to something better.” He was gathering up all the copies of Psycat and silently judging the edginess of each one.
Sherman looked at the box, “Maybe they were special and he wanted to keep them safe?”
Zach finished sorting and stacking and said, “Resale.”
Joe, Ben and Sherman all looked up, struck by the idea.
Joe caught it first. “How much do you think these cards are worth?”
Ben smirked, “I hear things get more valuable over time, if you collect enough.”
“And look at all of these shinies.” Said Sherman, “They’ve gotta be worth a fortune.”
“Zach, gather up those little treasures,” Joe said, stroking his mouse-stache, “We’re headed to town!”
Ben and Sherman cheered, Zach packed the cards away.
“Gentlemen,” Joe said, “Let’s go make some money.”
“50 bucks?” Ben said incredulously. “Are you serious?”
He leaned over the counter of the hobby shop, making the cashier back away slightly. From behind the counter, he gave his big, friendly, Snorlax smile, “Yup, 100 even. Pretty—impressive collection, though.” He said through a yawn. “So, will that be cash or store credit?”
Joe managed to pry Ben away from the counter. “Uh, excuse my friend here. I am pretty certain there were quite a number of rare cards in there. Surely they would fetch a handsome price?”
The cashier shrugged, “Maybe a bit ago, but not anymore.” He turned in his swivel chair and grabbed another box of cards. “Everyone’s moved on to Data Goblins.” He showed them the box. Though the designs were slightly different, it seemed like the exact same game. “People just aren’t buying Powgrem anymore.” He set the box back, “So, 50.” He smiled again.
Ben wrestled out of Joe’s grip and got uncomfortably close to the cashier. “Listen, tubby, how about you grease these pockets before I grease up your face?”
The cashier held his smile and opened one of his eyes just enough to glare at Ben. The sight sent a chill down the young thug’s spine. “Fifty. Dollars. Even.”
Ben and Joe shuffled out of the hobby shop.
“Hey guys,” Sherman said, hustling up to them. “How’d it go?”
Joe looked at Ben, who scoffed, “Waste of time.” He looked away and folded his arms.
Zach and Sherman looked at Joe. Joe pulled the 50 dollars out of his pocket.
“Oh,” Said Sherman. Zach gave a resigned shake of the head.
“Well, you win some, you lose some.” Joe said. “But I still think 50 dollars for free is a win.” He smiled.
Sherman nodded, “Still, it would have been nice to at least keep–”
Zach zipped around in front of him and held up the Grassasaurus Rex card. “Here.”
Sherman lit up and took the card, “No way, you held onto my favorite. You’re the best.”
Zach shrugged and walked around to the other two members and held up their favorite cards.
“You sly devil,” Joe said, taking the card and slipping it into his pocket. “Should have known.”
Ben snatched his card, “What the heck? Isn’t this thing super rare? We might have gotten more cash for this.” He glared at Zach, who returned with an indifferent quirk of the eyebrow.
Joe nudged him, “You’re welcome to head back inside to trade it in.”
Ben looked back at the shop, then down to his Psycat. “Yeah, never mind. Psycat is too cool for that.” He also tucked the card into his pocket.
Zach also tucked a card into his pocket. The picture looked like a Joltling, but was a little off. It appeared as though it was merely wearing a Joltling costume…
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