#whhaaaatttt

[samaralee-rising]

AHHHHHHHHHH?!?!?!

#dragon share #night of the noctrune #notn #notn 2023 #night of the nocturne 2023 #these colors aren't anywhere near each other but they work so well?? #whhaaaatttt #i don't even normally like metallic/alloy #but this heckin' works for this i think!!

[lunareclipsez]

I’m off hiatus! Chapter 3 of this fic just dropped, and it’s full of karlnapity <3

Summary of the fic below:

You need to remember that this isn’t your life anymore.

Quackity is trapped in service of a villain who he owes a life’s debt. And he’ll do anything to keep his double life away from his fiancés, even if it means taking on a mission targeting some of the Essempi’s strongest heroes.

But he’s not the only one keeping a secret.

Current word count: 13912

#karlnapity #dsmp fanfic #i'm actually trying to promote myself whhaaaatttt

[blnk338]

uh oh? uh oh???? UH OH???? elobarate on that, love ???

#rwys asks #asks #rwys writing is like a single skittle sitting dormant in my mind before someone rattles my cranium #the skittle goes fuckjn bonkers and when it finally hits the right part of my skull #an idea forms #it’s like boom #angst #I mean whhaaaatttt

[hunter-burton]

This right here literally inspires me so much. Instantly: a scene breaks into my house and skitters right into my brain.

So basically I imagine that moment in “In Loving Memory” with Kenneth n Clyde but it’s interrupted with the discord ringtone. Clyde answers, casually switching to his usual pastra voice:

Pastra/Clyde: “Ayooo what’s up?”

Discord friend: “[insert dialogue] Wbu?”

Pastra/Clyde: “Oh me? Nothing much, just chilling,,, at home,,, chillin-“

but then he’s interrupted by a screaming Kenneth who claims Clyde is a

liar !!!

and Clyde just has to brush him off like: “BWAHAHAHHA WHHAAAATTTT???”

#pastra #doai #i am literally obsessed with this bhdbhebeuiheu #AU: author does anything they fucking want #which turns out to be making YouTubers eltrich creatures once again. #my goblin brain is thinking of sooo many silly little clyde=Pastra scenarios hehehe

[ezira-fell]

The Good Omens book is WILD

Like one moment it’s just Adam telling The Them about how he is going to like wipe out the whole world and how he is all powerful and the next it’s like

“There is this tree, in the middle of the mall, and it’s got speakers in it, and it’s sick looking and it’s by a water fall. And there’s this guy, who takes lunch there, because there is no one yelling there, what is money?”

Like whhaaaatttt????

#aziraphale #crowley #good omens #good omens book #nice and accurate

[hughesjack]

OLIVE GUESS WHHAAAATTTT

…I’m making an nhl sideblog :))

:o WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! i support this !!!!!!!!!

#also HII i havent talked to u in so long :D #dolly tag #faerieroyal #asks

[nomx33]

Huh? Me? Tired af but unable to sleep!?

Whhaaaatttt, noooo I'd neverr

#drink printer ink #its only 10 pm ive stayed awake longer

[getinthehandbasket]

Imagine being this kid grown up 20 years later, and you’ve got the BEST Two Truths & a Lie for new job intros. Like.. 1) My favorite food is spaghetti 2) I’ve had bubonic plague 3) My favorite color is blue because it matches my blue eyes Reveal: my eyes are brown Co-workers: WHHAAAATTTT???

#youtube #plague #medical #body horror

[alicat-gotyourtongue]

Maybe it’s because I just drank caffeine for the first time in 5 days, maybe it’s the fact that I just read a Rosy article titled, “what your dog’s breed says about you,” (which was basically just 30 pages of adorable dog photos with gibbertight scribble scrabble next to each image), or MAYBE it’s the Harry Potter themed Airbnb I just booked for an impromptu weekend getaway in the mountains — but hot damn, I feel good! It’s Tuesday, people. We GOT this!

(Not to be confused with G.O.T this. Which, *side note* 1 more month people! Get excited. And *sider note* Arya Stark, you’s a bad bitch and we love you.)

#tuesday #positive vibes #it’s a good day #harry potter #airbnb #dogs #pictures of dogs #whhaaaatttt #adorbs #game of thrones #arya stark #she’s cold blooded #me

[freeformtarsier]

This is me watching Beastars when i get to the end of episode 2

#im just sitting here #at my kitchen table #making lids for my aquarium #AND THEN THAT HAPPENS #LIKE WHHAAAATTTT TTTHHHHEEEE FUUUUUUUUUUCK

[nightymein69]

WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHHAAAATTTT.

Y’all this is so fucking gOOD THAT LAST SCENE IM.

Oh my GOD BRENNAN.

#he can tell a fucking story #cr spoilers #critical role spoilers #exu spoilers

[negans-lucille-tblr]

So this happened over on my website today, and I cannot begin to express how eternally grateful and thankful I am for everyone who supports me.

Deciding to make my own website away from Patreon and make the move back in September was SO scary, like I thought I'd lose the majority of my income, I thought it would epically fail. But Patreon left me feeling like I had no choice, more and more of my content was being flagged or censored, and if anyone knows me even a little bit, you'll know I hate being censored 🤣

So to hit a magical number this high today was just... everything. Thank you for all your love and support with my writing. Thank you to the people who followed me into the unknown (cue Frozen song getting collectively stuck in all our heads now), thank you for sticking by me through some scary times.

Thank you also to all my patrons who have stuck by me on there even though you're getting less content than you originally signed up for.

I'm blown away daily by the support and love I get from all of you in every form it comes in. I know I've probably said that like five times already so I'm gonna shut up now, just really wanted to show my appreciation and let you all know how grateful I am for you. You guys are literally changing my life ❤️

And if you've been thinking about signing up to my website and joining the other one hundred (whhaaaatttt) people on there, you can find out more here: https://neganslucilletblr.com/subscriptions/

Love to you all ❤️

#milestone #thank you #gratitude post #thankful #blessed #neganslucilletblr.com

[kabukiaku]

I legit thought Shifu was holding an alcohol bottle at first. So I was all ike,"WHHAAAATTTT? Shifu isn't a drinker, you must be out of your mind!" LOL

PFFTT OH NO SHIFU- wouldn't be surprised if he drank his problems away, since at the start of the first movie he was such a mess.

#ask kabuki #alcohol mention #but with oogway around yknow...shifu just kept managing to bring inner peace to himself. but from the looks of it--failed to do so

[tides-and-moon]

NEW GIRUGAMESH SONG WHHAAAATTTT

#AAAAAAARNVIEJFIQNXJEHSIH KSBCUSB3BCKFMRMKDUC89TJ÷*÷>* #WHA RHEKTIWMS #MY LUVS

[n1sh1n0ya]

Kuroo, Bokuto, Tsukki and Oikawa dating hcs

a/n: i love these boys sm omg 🥺🥺

Kuroo Tetsurō

okay first off this boy is NOT as cool and smooth as everyone makes him out to be

he’s a freaking nerd okay?? a NERD

BUT he’s super smart so you gotta use that to your advantage

study. dates. 

he usually finishes his work a lot quicker than you, and he tries to get you to work after he’s done,, but it doesn't last very long wink wonk

he’s not THAT big on pda but he’ll kiss you and hold your hand everywhere

he will NEVER forget a date,, like he always remembers ur anniversary but then there’s stupid memories as well

“y/n, did you know that it’s exactly a year since we went on that date to that café that time”

“tetsu what the fuck”

“we’ve been dating for 632 days did you know”

Bokuto Kotarō

he has SO MUCH energy good luck keeping up with him sometimes 

!!!tell him how proud you are of him!!! 

you join akaashi as leaders of the Get Bokuto Out Of Emo Mode squad

his spikes are on. point. whenever you’re watching his games

one time you couldn't come and see him cos of work and he’s never played worse

absolute cuddle   m o n s t e r   i stg

once he’s got you he’s not letting go

just loves the feeling of you in his arms,, he never wants it to end

kisses the tip of your head when cuddling

will carry you to bed if you fall asleep

u totally tried to train with him one time but didn’t last 5 minutes

Tsukishima Kei

DO NOT let this guy’s cold exterior fool you

he is secretly a soft boy who wants to be loved

call him cute nicknames and he’ll blush like hell

he’s not that big on pda usually, but that changes a little when he’s around kageyama or hinata

he totally subconsciously tries to show off to them lmao 

he teases you because of your height so much i stg

“i’m not even that short kei!!!”

“you’re shorter than me tho”

it’ll take a while, but he’ll eventually open up to you and show his weaknesses

listen to everything that’s bothering him, and then kiss the tears away pls

takes you on dates to the cutest little cafés that you didn’t even know were there

he’s hesitant to let you meet the team at first

you don't really understand why until you meet them for the first time

“tsukishima got a s/o whhaaaatttt”

everyone on the team loves you, they're kinda surprised he managed to get someone like you tho

Oikawa Tooru

you two probably decided to keep your relationship a secret, cos he didn’t wanna put your life in danger of his fangirls lmao

as soon as he gets you, you’re all he talks about

iwa hates you at first because oikawa wont stfu, but when he gets to meet you, you're actually?? really sweet???

and  oikawa always plays better when you're in the stands cheering for him the team

he’s totally the type to leave cute little notes for you in your locker, at your desk etc. 

“you’re so weird tooru”

“yea but im your weird”

“THAT DOESN’T EVEN MAKE SENSE”

you two go on dates to amusement parks and things like that

force him to go on rollercoasters pls he’ll screech so loud

he seems really full of himself but i think he’s actually a really good listener and he's SUPER good at advice

u kiss him to shut him up sometimes and vice versa

#haikyuu!! #haikyuu headcanons #haikyuu x reader #kuroo #kuroo tetsurou #bokuto #bokuto koutaro #kei tsukishima #tsukki #oikawa #oikawa tooru #kuroo x reader #bokuto x reader #tsukishima kei x reader #oikawa x reader

[theamberwriter]

Hi!! The request about Aizawa x waifu reader ( with a bouncing baby) was so cute.... I had a dream about it I’m not joking 100% soft bc of it, I have 2 requests for you!! Can you do a scenario when midnight spilled the beans about reader liking Aizawa ( like you mentioned in the scenario, maybe when they are still on highschool like last year or smth?) and the second request is either a scenario or hcs (whatever u like!) with a their family finally adopting eri Chan?? Pls?? Thank you!

A/N: I’m so glad you liked it so much! Sorry, it took so long. Here’s the first part. I’ll post the headcanons separately, and link from this post!

Read the Series! [2] [3] [4]

Pairing: Shouta Aizawa x Fem!Reader

Word Count:  2219

Warnings: None

~*~

You’d done it, it was by the skin of your teeth, but you’d done it. You actually graduated UA. It might have been in general studies but, by God, you fucking did it. There was just one problem - Nemuri, aka Midnight. A long-time friend who was two years older than you.

You hung out with her and her two friends, Shouta Aizawa and Hizashi Yamada, frequently. And had developed quite the crush on the comparatively quiet Aizawa. Nemuri wanted to celebrate with drinks. But you’d been drinking with her before. It was a less than pleasurable experience. 

Nemuri had a way of spewing everything that was on her mind. The alcohol broke her common sense filter. Although even sober, she was so excited to find out about your crush that she nearly slipped. You’d been lucky up until now. But she wanted to go to a bar to celebrate. Even just the thought made your stomach twist you into sickening knots.

“Shouta’s not going to find out!” you told your reflection as you prepared yourself in the mirror. But you knew she’d catch the little things you did to try and make yourself more attention-grabbing. More appealing to his eye. The extra dab on perfume he’d complimented you on once. She would call you out for it. But you couldn’t help yourself.

You groaned into the mirror. “This wouldn’t have happened if I hadn’t told her. Or maybe I should’ve told him. I don’t know. - Gods save me.”

You checked the clock on the wall. You were going to have to leave soon. Whether you wanted to or not. You figured it was best to leave on your own before Nemuri dragged you out by your hair. 

“What’s the worst that could happen?” you uttered, locking up behind you. “I mean, he could just say he’s not into you. Right? Or he could laugh at you. Or he could never speak to you again, or - [Name], stop it. It’s only Shouta. And Nemuri won’t say anything…right?”

You knew that was a flat out, straight up lie. Nemuri was sure to do…something. You’d just have to deal with whatever happened. But you were praying that nothing did. 

“[Name], you’re finally here! Slowpoke!” Nemuri slurred the moment you walked into the bar. She stumbled over to you and dragged you over to a table. “Even the boys were here before you!”

“Hey, hey! It’s the lady of honor!” Hizashi announced loudly, standing to throw an arm over your shoulder. “Congrats on finally catching up with the rest of us!”

“Leave her be, Hizashi,” Shouta groaned, standing himself. Hizashi sat back in his seat. But Shouta nodded at you. “Congratulations. You’ve worked hard. You earned it.”

You tried to look him in the eye. But ended up staring off the side of him. You smiled, but it felt weird. “Thank you.”

“So what’ll you be having, pretty lady?” Nemuri flung an arm over your shoulder. “Mmm, is that perfume I smell -”

Your face felt hot. You excused yourself and pulled her over to a far wall. You tried to square her up as much as possible. But you could already see that she was out of it. She gave you a goofy, but ultimately knowing, grin.

“You all dressed up for Shouta?” she giggled, gesturing to the table.

You felt like you were gonna die when you followed her arm and caught his eye. You shoved her arm back to her side, shaking her by her shoulders. “Nemuri, promise me, you will not say anything about my crush. Okay?”

She pouted. “Aw, but you look so sexy dolled up. You’re sure to get his attention!”

“Nemuri, please,” you begged. “Let me do it.”

Nemuri groaned. “You need to loosen up. I’m gonna get you a drink.”

She slipped from your grasp before you could stop her. You just had to trust her. But, if you were being honest, you didn’t. Not in the least. Not when she had alcohol in her system, anyway. Any other time, you trusted her with your life. 

You went back to the table. Keeping a watchful eye on Midnight. She was laughing exuberantly with the bartender. Hard to tell what she was talking about. Probably something stupid.

“You look good, by the way,” Hizashi said excitedly, pulling you out of your stupor.

You looked down at your outfit. You hardly even wore this dress. But it was good for special occasions. You smiled as you looked back at him. “Thanks. I figured I’d dust it off for tonight." 

"Drinks up!” Nemuri’s voice came from behind you. She slid the guys their drinks. Then thrust one harshly into your hands, sloshing whatever it was all down you. You sucked in a sharp breath, it was ice cold. But at least the dress was black. 

“Oh shit,” she cursed. “Sorry.”

You put your cup down, ready to go hunt down some napkins. But Shouta beat you to it. He was handing them to you before you could take a step. He was standing a little closer than he usually would. Like he was ready to protect you from whatever stupid thing Nemuri did next. 

“Here,” he uttered. Then turned to your friend. “I think you have had enough.”

“Thanks,” you muttered your whole face feeling like an inferno. You blotted the front you, glaring at Nemuri when you heard her chuckle. “I’m going to the lady’s room, I’ll be back in a minute.”

“I’ll go with -” Nemuri started.

You sent her a sharp look. “No, you stay here.”

You groaned as you made your way to the bathroom. The night was already a disaster. You tried to dry off under the hand dryer as much as possible. You felt ridiculous. You could’ve cried. When you went back you sat opposite Nemuri, who of course forced you next to Shouta. She was honestly the worst. 

“Are you okay?” Shouta asked. You were still glaring the woman across from you down, but she was just smirking.

“A little embarrassed,” you noted, shrugging. Then you looked at him. “But I’ll live. - Are you okay?”

That caught him off guard. “What?”

“I see injuries, remember? Your nose is broken. What happened?”

“It’s not a big deal. I got hit during patrols a few days ago.” He crossed his arms.

You reached your hand towards him. Then pulled back. “I can fix it. If-If you want me to mean, you don’t have to -”

Shouta shrugged. “Why not?”

You let out a breath, then gently touched his cheek with your hand. You watched the bone go back into place, then heal right up. As if it had never been broken in the first place. You gave him a little smile. “There, all fixed.”

You pulled your hand away, and Shouta reached up to feel where it healed. “Thanks.”

“Yeah, whatever,” you muttered, grabbing your cup. “It’s no big deal. I have a dumb quirk, but it comes in handy.”

You guzzled down whatever was in it. Trying to keep yourself from saying anything else stupid. 

“So, you got any plans now you’re graduated?” Hizashi asked. He seemed to read the awkward aura from your side of the table.

You grinned. “I’m going to go to school to be a nurse.”

Things went a little smoother after that. You all talked about jobs and plans. The heroes talked about patrolling and the things they’d done. But Nemuri kept downing one drink after another. You were surprised she was still standing. But she’d been out to dance a few times already.

Hizashi had gotten louder. Joining the dance a couple times. Even going up to sing a few karaoke songs. This left you and Shouta to mindlessly small talk. You had a feeling those two were planning something.

“So, have you ever like -” Nemuri uttered, staring you down. Both of them were back in their seats across from you. “Thought about getting married? Or having babies?”

“Of course I have,” you chuckled, rolling your eyes. “Maybe, after I’m done school, I’ll find someone and settled down. Ya know?”

Nemuri blew air through her lips. “What if they were a hero? And they were always out and getting beat up?”

You quirked an eyebrow. “Well, I’d be the best wife to have, I guess. ‘Cause I could heal you right up -”

“Hear that, Shouta?!” Nemuri practically shouted, laughing at whatever was on her mind. “You’d have yourself a personal nurse! There are all sorts of fun things you could get up to.”

Your heart skipped a beat. “Nemuri -”

She groaned. “Whhaaaatttt?? I’m tired of keeping it a seecccrreeettt. Your crush on Shouta is so big, you’re basically in love with him already.”

You briefly glanced between the two before you shot out of your seat. “You are the worst.”

You made your way out of the bar into the warm summer air. You were dying inside. “God, I’m so stupid. Why did I tell her?! I knew this would happen!”

You stared out at the passing cars. Not expecting anyone to come after you. But a few minutes later, a throat cleared behind you. You were surprised when you looked over your shoulder.

“Hey, you alright?” Shouta asked, coming to stand beside you.

“Shouta, hi,” you breathed, looking up at him. “I, uh, yeah. I’m fine. Just incredibly embarrassed.”

He smiled a little. “You should know by now that she doesn’t keep secrets.”

“Yeah.” The two of you stood in silence a long moment. Just staring into the night. “Look, Shouta - if you just want to reject me now, I totally get it. I knew I never had a chance with you anyway.”

Shouta heaved a heavy sigh. But you were not prepared for the words that came next. “Your secret wasn’t the only one she outed tonight.”

“What?” You took a step back.

Shouta rolled his eyes. “You didn’t listen very well, did you?”

“I was more worried about her telling you -”

“Think about it.”

You thought for a good long minute. “The wife thing.”

He nodded. “I mentioned it in front of her once, by accident.”

Your heart fluttered so much it hurt. “Oh.”

You both were quiet for a long minute again.  

“So,” he started awkwardly. “Would you want to?”

“Would I what?” There was no way this was actually happening.

“Maybe, after nursing school, settle down. With me.”

You couldn’t help but laugh lightly. Stern faced Aizawa was standing next to you. Giving you the awkwardest confession ever. It was so cute, you just couldn’t help but chuckle.

“What?”

“Nothing,” you giggled. “But I’m pretty sure that the marriage proposal is supposed to come after we start dating.”

He looked down at the ground. “Right…”

Gently, you put a hand on his arm. “But I would love to if you want to.”

“I wouldn’t have asked if I wasn’t serious.” He flicked your forehead lightly and gave you a little smile. “I have early patrols on a day coming up. Afterward, we should go out and do something.”

You nodded, unable to contain the smile on your face. “Yeah, sure, I’d like that.”

You weren’t really sure what to do. Hug him, kiss him, shake his hand. You went for the hug. Rambling quickly into his chest, “I was honestly more worried about how you react to the news than what you would say.”

You backed away, but he surprisingly kept a hand on your waist. “What was the worst that could happen?" 

You sighed. "I dunno. I thought you’d hate me. Or laugh me off. Or get up and leave. Or think my quirk was useless and not want to go out with me. - There’s a lot of things that could go wrong.”

He rolled his eyes. “Don’t be so dramatic. And you have a good quirk. There aren’t many people with healing abilities.”

You were silent again. Enjoying the warmth and static now between you. You were all warm and shaky. Overall excited that this was happening. You were on cloud nine.

“Think we should go back in?” you asked, nodding towards the door.

“Let’s go in separate,” Shout suggested. “It’ll drive those two insane.”

“Hizashi knows?” You quirked a brow.

He nodded. “He’s known longer than Nemuri. And she probably told him about you. Neither of them can keep a secret.”

You two walked in separately. And he was right, it did drive those two insane. They were trying to figure out what happened. If you two had gotten together.

“Gguuuuuyyyysss, are you mad at mmmeeeeeee?!” Nemuri whined. “I’m ssooorrrrrryyyy. You two are just too cute together! And you’re lucky I’ve kept your secrets this long!!”

“What’re you complaining about, yo?! I’ve known longer than you have!” Hizashi scoffed.

“Nnnooooooo, I’ve known about his crush for two years longer than I knew about [Name]’s crush!!”

“Well I’ve known since he met her!”

Nemuri stood, her face flush with alcohol. Her hand was on her sleeve. “I’ll put you to sleep, speaker boy!”

The two spent the rest of the night arguing. Trying to figure out timelines and markers to see who really knew the longest. You knew it’d come up inconclusive. But you and Shouta sat and watched the whole utterly amused. If only they’d paid attention. The entire time you two were sneakily holding hands under the table.

~*~

#aizawa x reader #the Amber writer #theamberwriter #amber asks #ask me stuff #ask amber #fan fic request #fan fiction #fanfiction #fan fic prompts #aizawa shouta/reader #aizawa #aizawa/reader #aizawa shouta #aizawa sensei #mr aizawa #aizawa shouta x reader #shouta aizawa #shouta aizawa x reader #bnha shouta aizawa #bnha fanfiction #bnha imagines #bnha headcanons #bnha x reader #bnha aizawa #mha x readr fanfiction #mha x reader #mha fanfiction #mha imagines #mha aizawa