#y’all ain’t ready for THIS

[delusionsofgrandeur13]

jason todd but he treats you like you invented sliced bread

jason todd but he gags at the thought of people that aren’t you checking him out and trying to get with him

jason todd but he calls you princess and buys you whatever you want

jason todd but he’s taller than you, stronger than you, and yet still the most gentle person you’ve ever met or been with

jason todd but you both tease and flirt with each other like you’re still in the honeymoon phase

jason todd but he acts like your guard dog

jason todd but he kisses and bites at your neck until you’re weak in the knees

jason todd but he eats you out until your legs are shaking from how many times you’ve come before he even thinks of pulling his cock out

jason todd but he’s folding you over his arm and fucking you so hard you’re dizzy

jason todd but he calls you pretty all the while like it’s the only word he knows

jason todd but he cleans you up after, cuddles you for hours

jason todd but he already has you asking when can you do it again

jason todd but you wake up to the smell of bacon and coffee the next morning

jason todd but he’s the best boyfriend in the world

#oh just y’all WAIIIT omg omg #y’all ain’t ready for THIS #something about him ohhh my god #—ness writes #—delusional as always #the batboys x you #jason todd x reader #jason todd x you #red hood imagine #red hood x reader #red hood x you #dc comics smut #red hood x y/n #jason todd imagine #jason todd fanfiction #jason todd x y/n #jason todd x fem!reader #—ness’s quick fics

[annoyed-galaxy]

Sneak peek pt 2

#Y’all ain’t ready for this #Fable #fable 3 #fableIII #OC: Aelyn #HOBW #Hero of brightwall

[heraldofcrow]

WAIT. I’m gonna put a bunch of Bloodborne NPCs through the realistic AI…

#y’all ain’t ready for this #and neither am i #tbh #lol #bloodborne

[crystalelemental]

I have solved Brycen. He’s actually S-tier guys, trust me.

#pokemon masters #sync pair testing #Brycen #y’all ain’t ready for this

[potato-lord-but-not]

Stop giving me podcasts to listen to I don't have the attention span for podcasts I'm so bad at listening to them But you keep drawing cool gay people and now I'm spoiling the story for my self by digging through the cecilos wiki page >:/

honestly you could have the entirety of wtnv spoiled for you and you’d still surprised by the events of that show like WHAT is going on in this town (not helping u in the slightest sorry silly podcast guy propaganda has to keep going strong)

#y’all ain’t even ready for my next post #if it can’t be considerd malevolent propaganda idk what can #ask

[simplydm]

If Grian is going for the poultry man angle, I think Scar needs a new cuteguy to take Grian’s place. Mumbo would be a good, but obvious answer. Cub would also be a good option. But, hear me out: Joe Hills, from Nashville, Tennessee,

#the REAL answer is xB but y’all ain’t ready for that conversation yet #speak up dm

[pycth]

REDACTED OC ‼️

Y’ALL MET MICHAEL, NOW ITS TIME TO MEET MY OTHER BEST BOY, MY BELOVED , MY WET NAPKIN

I’ve been wanting to make a d(a)emon character for so long, but couldn’t decide between which branch—the recent Redacted 101 video though with the 5 new types 👀👀 ya got me

A few headcanons~

- Hydrus is the 3rd demon to ever be created by the Sovereigns, first-formed of Misery.

- Originally known as the Hydra constellation, “Hydrus” was self-created in the wake of his change after the cacophony. He no longer goes by the former. (Due to this change, some of the newer d(a)emons now believed the original Hydra may have died at some point during the war or even simply disappeared.)

- Most of his time is spent hidden away in Aria. Even The Chorushas a hard time getting a hold of him.

- General anxiety. Doesn’t really like interacting with humans or even other d(a)emons in some cases. He’s blunt and can very harsh when pushed.

- The only reason he tends to stay on Elegy for longer than he prefers after feeding is to go swimming.

- He likes the ocean. Or any body of water he can manage to get in. He also LOVES the rain.

- His eyes are sensitive to natural lighting, but doesn’t see (lol) the effort in trying to help it.

- His white spots are bioluminescent!

- Hydrus likes doing origami. He’s pacticed and mastered a few complex pieces—but his favorites are flowers because they remind him of a certain Soft Sadism Demon by the name of Cebalrai 👀 ( @sincerelywhistler ‘s oc<3)

- He has a odd fascination with the DMV.

- Isn’t very fond of most clothes. He prefers loose fitting or none at all.

Voice Claim bonus :>

#the love I have for this miserable fish #and the things Whistler and I have come up with #y’all ain’t ready for this demon yaoi #redacted audio #redacted asmr #redacted verse #redactedaudio #redactedasmr #redactedverse #redacted oc #redacted hydrus #pycthsketches

[showtoonzfan]

HB crew/fans: HELLUVA BOSS IS FOR MATURE AUDIENCES, ITS AN ADULT SHOW AND ITS DEEP, IF YOU DON’T GET IT THEN YOU’RE JUST A DUMB PERSON WHO CAN’T CONSUME MATURE MEDIA! 😡

Helluva Boss:

#like be fucking for real LOL #y’all embarrassing yourselves #they act like you need to have some high HQ to understand the show when in reality you only need one or 0 braincells #a 10 year old could understand this show #trust me it’s not the “gotcha” they think it is #this show also spoonfeeds almost EVERYTHING to you like it’s not that hard to figure out what the writers want you to think #and it has the most 6th grade level style raunchy humor like please this shit ain’t for adults #it’s more aimed at teens and should be rated 14+ but no one’s ready to have that conversation lol #vivziepop critical #spindlehorse critical #helluva boss critical #helluva boss criticism #helluva critical #anti vivziepop #anti helluva boss

[peachdues]

Showed @xxsabitoxx a scene from an upcoming fic as payback for her Pale Blue torture and I’m cackling

#y’all ain’t ready #place your bets #it’s not netherwood I’ll say that #anyways thank u may for the mutual torture

[theblueeyedeagle]

Romeo, king of puppets alternate cutscene perspective phase 1

#y’all ain’t ready for what I’ve got today #lies of p #lop #lies of p screenshots #lies of p photography #Romeo #Romeo king of puppets #promeo #carmeo

[notfernintheslighest]

i could be such a good mom to him, he’s just a scared little boy in bad home. i could be so caring towards him just please let me save him ☹️☹️

#butters #south park #motherly urge #i could be a good mother #butters stotch #sp butters #and cartman too but y’all ain’t ready for that conversation

[highladyofterrasen7]

“Eris supports women’s rights and women’s wrongs”

He… called mor a slut…

And bet up feyre

‘His dad told him to’ bitch stfu. He is over 500 years old. He is capable of making his own decisions

There has never been any sentence that gives any indication that he values women.

He was asking nesta’s brother in law, if he could marry her. After a single dance.

#Harry is right #man is pathetic but y’all just ain’t ready for that convo #sarah j maas #acotar #pro morrigan #anti eris #anti nesris #pro feyre #pro rhysand #‘cassian and Rhys could never’ #the cassian and Rhys that are ensuring the Illyrian women can defend themselves and have made wing clipping illegal? #feyre archeron #rhysand #azriel #cassian #anti azris #the inner circle #acosf #acowar

[chestnutelm122]

“Because before you didn’t have me.”

People made fun of Carol when Thanos took the Power Stone out and used it against her but what they failed to realize was that if it wasn’t for Carol Danvers and her 1v1 fight with Thanos, Tony wouldn’t have gotten the idea that he only needed to steal one stone from Thanos and he’ll have all of the Infinity Stones. Y’all can keep poking fun at Carol but we all know that if the infinity saga wasn’t the OG 6’s swan song, Carol and Wanda could’ve easily defeated Thanos on their own. I mean, Wanda wasn’t even wielding Chaos Magic then but Thanos had to ask to rain fire on everyone because he knows he’s in deep shit.

And Carol? Carol didn’t even get the chance to go binary in Endgame yet Thanos felt so threatened and scared of her he had to use the Power Stone against her 🤭

#captain marvel #carol danvers #brie larson #marvel #mcu #avengers #avengers infinity war #avengers endgame #thanos #captain marvel vs thanos #captain marvel supremacy #we don’t take captain marvel slander in this house #wanda maximoff #elizabeth olsen #scarlet witch #y’all know I speak the truth but you ain’t ready for that

[pycth]

IMPERIUM || Alone With the Fanatical Academy President

“A humanborn? Untrained at that age? My goodness..You really did find a treat..”

(The next post I’m hoping I can get out by Thursday or Friday at the latest since there’s gonna be a lot more to it with introducing Coworker to the Imperium storyline)

#y’all ain’t ready for coworker #I’m going all out #if you think Lasko’s bad just you wait #bout to give President Moore a run for his money #redacted audio #redacted asmr #redacted verse #redactedaudio #redactedasmr #redactedverse #redacted lasko #lasko moore #redacted imp!lasko #redacted imperium #pycthsketches

[stellarlex]

To the people who say that Lila hating Ladybug is Marinette’s fault, y’all forget that she started talking crap about her to Adrien before Marinette even showed up as Ladybug and exposed her.

You see Lila’s whole face change when Adrien talks wistfully about Ladybug in the school library, and then she starts talking about you don’t “have to be a hero to be amazing” and hatches that whole plot to lower his opinion of Ladybug by making herself look like the better hero.

Again, all before Ladybug said anything.

Lila is just mad because she got cleared in front of the boy she was trying to manipulate into dating her.

#miraculous ladybug #ml salt #marinette dupain cheng #marinette deserves better #lila rossi salt #and it be the same people who say that Marinette should have left Lila alone #even when it meant she would have to stay silent about them being manipulated #which she would never do because she cares about people #but y’all ain’t ready for that conversation

[clixxx7]

drop the kin list

woah there buddy, buy me a drink first damn

#Y’all ain’t ready for that conversation