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dazedphobia · 2 years

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@madame-mongoose @1luckyrubberducky heard y’all like shorts

bonus stuff and things I did before heading out:

#moon #sun #sundrop #moondrop #fnaf security breach #camp superstar #summercamp au #camp camp #max #david #eat my shorts #ya simps #boutta head out with 1h of sleep lessgo baby #my art

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jell-o101 · 7 months

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I'm ignoring the part of the internet who is going "Oh no" at this.

BUT OMG BOWSER YOU HOPELESS ROMANTIC. YOU LOVE PEACH NO MATTER WHAT SHE TURNS INTO BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Bowser really is the type to love you if you became a worm lol

#Super Mario Bros Wonder #SMBW #Princess Peach #Elephant Peach #Bowser #gosh what a simp #its kinda lovely tho #he doesnt really go for her looks #he just likes her for HER ya know #too bad he cant take no for an answer

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caycanteven · 7 months

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Here ya go, take some Bal sustenance.

You feel like you're being judged...but he just really appreciates how awesome you look today.

#my art #sans #sans au #undertale au #caycantdoodle #caycantdraw #Balsam Sans #Horrorfell Sans #lexverse #Bal Sans #this was supposed to be ONLY a sketch really #but i got excited #and carried away #now im just simping over him #he'd lean over and tell you ya look nice all quiet like #no eye contact necessary #and when you get flustered he would crack the tiniest smile #head canon stuff coming soon i promise

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i-may-be-anyone · 3 months

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"That’s rather unlike him, I have to say. He doesn’t usually choose to interact with people—especially not strangers."

I DID IT AGAIN YES : I drew Soleil, this amazing character coming from @venomous-qwille 's fanfiction 🥹✨️

This man gave me life, PLEASE I NEED MORE CHAPTERS WITH HIM 😫🫶

Have a nice day ya all 🤝

#i am a simp for soleil ya know #soleil #sol #dca #fnaf daycare attendant #gitm au #ghost in the machine au #fnaf sun #fanart #digital art #He is my comfort character I must admit #I need him in my life #He can insult me whenever he want

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grimmboytezxd · 1 year

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weirdagnes · 1 month

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i was listening to Buggy’s Cherry Bomb, but then I remembered this song Cherry Hunt and my braincells collided

and behold: bughawk burlesque au

#i was gonna make it shuggy #but shanks is too much of a simp #mihawk fitted better for the guy in the mv #go listen to both songs if ya havent already #one piece #op buggy #op mihawk #buggy the clown #dracule mihawk #bughawk #buggy x mihawk #my art #scene redraw

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alien-from-planet-zog · 7 months

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This was what happened, right?

#link click #link click s2 #link click memes #QJ you fuckinf bastard…#he’s sooooo clownable I’ll never stop making fun of this man #‘ya I think I’ll go nuts and murder people over an affair that is entirely made up’#go?! to?? THERAPY?!?!!!!#he could never. it’s the toxic dad energy #also side note but it’s hilarious to me that people used to simp for this guy #and now that hat man has made his official debut and he’s even more goth with the silly art school glasses #everyone has moved on to simping for him instead #valid. I just know he’ll be an interesting antagonist

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ashesbreadandbutter · 22 days

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Now why none of you crusty... I mean loving and beautiful people ain't tell me about that "Thast not my neighbor" game.

Tell me why my heart racing after spending 20 minutes looking at vids and Fanart of him?

The Milkman so fine, now I gotta go look into the game just to write stories 🤭

Like here's one scenario right?:

(keep in mind I haven't seen much of the game but oh lord am I ready)

You run into bros doppelganger and he gets obsessed with you. Takes his time with it and everything, will play the role of actually being human but just greeting you gives him a rush.

It's hard not going right to you but oh it's like edging him. Tempting him in all the worse ways and really bro wants to eat you but there's also a hunger that comes from wanting to get close enough just once.

For some reason the idea that he's so close every time to losing it be getting to me (😔😩) bro definitely plays nice just to see if you'll let em in.

And if you do and he actually manages to get his claws- hands on you bro's gonna definitely do things like taste you, hold you down and all types of unsavory stuff.

It's like you'd purposely had been driving him nuts and bro is mad about it.

Imagine:

Even KNOWING he's a doppelganger and still testing your luck. Imagine something fucked like the electricity goes out and your are the very first target.

It's definitely giving primal and I'm loving it.

I'mma fr write this bruh.. what y'all think? 🫣

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peppermintschnapps · 12 days

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the staggering amount of x-men 97 viewers utterly trashing on rogue all over the internet because she fumbled gambit and hurt him...

rogue has constantly lived in a nightmare scenario that no human being has ever had to try and navigate (being unable to physically touch anyone) wowwww!!! how could she make the inexcusable mistake of latching onto the first instance of physical contact in another person, but then actually realizing the mistake she had made once she'd actually got to live that experience (that she has never ever had before)

lmao. what a horrible evil bitchhh bro!!!! something something. media literacy

#ya it was shitty of her but the ppl actively campaigning for her being 'unworthy' of gambit now... come on now.#x-men 97 #x men 97 #rogue #gambit #I AM THE WORLD'S BIGGEST GAMBIT SIMP #i have been in love with him since the 90s & i want the world for him. yes #does this mean that we should crucify rogue for not knowing how to manage her power situation w her love life. no #did she fuck up? yes.#she is a character and she has demonstrated a flaw in judgement. she is not an irredeemable trash heap #why am i explaining this

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blue-cat-shitposts · 1 year

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You youngsters have it easy, with your good 3d models and hot voices for the ink demons. Only the '17 kids remember when the Ink Demon used to look like THIS:

#He looks like a lego minifigure but without the arms and legs pieces #Actually no scratch that it's a lego minifigure head attached to a black 1×1 lego block #*old man voice* Back in my day ya simped for whatcha had #bendy and the dark revival #batdr #bendy and the ink machine #bendy #batim #the ink demon #this is all satire btw. i am glad we as a society were able to move past amputee bendy and into tumblr sexyman bendy

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sluggishslugcrimes · 1 month

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Fae-fetched au

Dick: good boy.

Wally, blue screen, error noises, heart eyes, tail wagging:

Zatanna: that's not healthy.

Wally: girl, did I ask for your opinion.

#dick grayson #wally west #birdflash #zatanna #his simp card comes with sassin #Dick is teasing him #Wally just puppy coded #my kinnie ass does the same #sometimes ya just need a pat on the head and called a good boy #kittycat came up with this and I love it

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shit-im-bi · 2 years

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I love how jude could have been one of the "I could fix him" girlies but was mentally ill enough to be a "I'll be even worse than him" girlie.

We really gave Cardan redemption because it was his drinking versus jude going on killing sprees and hiding bodies???

#like holly black rlly said ill make jude even worse #that way they wont notice how bad cardan is #and it worked #we love both of them #even the tail #we appreciate the tail #i never thought we as a fandom would be okay with the tail #judecardan #jurdan #jurdannet #jude duarte #holly black #ya fantasy #the cruel prince #the wicked king #the queen of nothing #tfota #cardan greenbriar #can believe i almost forgot to tag mr. tail having wine drinking simp himself smh

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thetopichot · 4 months

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There should be poly relationship between 3 people. The ones who drink tea, the ones who drink coffee, & the ones that drink hot cocoa.

Basically a grumpy, a sunshine, & a British person.

#the cat speaks #writing prompt #polyamory #polyamourous #ot3 #writing #fluff #hot cocoa #coffee #tea #i dont see anyone utilize this #its stupid #but I love it #the millennial polyamory that the world needs #also Seth simps news for you #expect something special to come tonight 🤭#its my holiday present to ya

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isleofsodora · 10 months

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I can’t stop thinking about your duck istg 😭

He’s too handsome help a ashdhhs-

I DUN GOOFED REAL HARD!!! Why’d you do this to me Edward?!?! 😅😅😅😭😭😭

This was literally the first scenario that my brain thought of and I couldn’t fucking sleep till I got the rough draft done! My brain had an impulse and I couldn’t shake it! Where’s my fellow Duck simp fans at?! Come and get him while he’s still hot right out of the shower!!!

And I bet this didn’t help you at all sweetheart, so sorry about that! (Not really 😈)

#thomas and friends au #thomas the tank engine au #thomas the train au #ttte humanized #answered ask #oh my god I can’t believe I’m uploading this help-😰#where’s my fellow Duck simps?! I got something for ya!#sorry for the long wait 😅 works been hardass lately #thanks for the prompt!#thank you for the ask!#no one asked for this yet but fuck it here we go!

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collectivecloseness · 1 year

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Eddie Munson x Rockstar!Reader

Eddie got into the nearly nonexistent line, hours before the show he’d saved up for so long for, the sidewalk behind the black rope soon to be filled with your adoring fans, who’ll wait for you to enter the stadium, hoping for autographs. You were so kind, Eddie knew, that you’d give some lucky people your presence! Or the ones who were good attention grabbers, and oh was Eddie skilled at that! Easily he made his way to the front, and he stayed there after being one of the first in the row, and through intimidating the many people who tried to barge in front of him. Body firm as he held tight to the rope, and stuck in place.

Until you came out of your car. Eddie’s body went through a rush then, every cell in him firing up and making his body soar, as he became just another part of the cacophony of screams, jumping up and down in place while you headed down the line to the stage doors, waving at everyone who screamed your name.

He couldn’t believe he was seeing you again! He’d seen you a bunch of times, but he’d never gotten this close! You were so... amazing, this close up, and not just on a poster or record art. This was you, in all your glory, pumped before a show with that intense surge he knew all too well from his smaller gigs. And Eddie was not only starstruck, but lovesick...

You signed two people’s books, who were closer to your car, before you reached Eddie. His smile beaming as he realised you were stopping! And then you took off your shades, just to smile and look into his eyes. Just for him. His mouth dropped open.

“Hey! I think I saw you this morning, outside of Brent St? I recognised your hair. It’s soooo pretty on you!” You genuinely compliment him, seeming enthused at his looks. Asking him, like this was just a normal conversation between two warm strangers. And that was Eddie. You remembered him...!

Eddie literally can’t help but cry. Fat tears blocking his vision of his dream girl, so he swipes them quickly away from his face, even as they keep coming. The charm bracelet he made based on titles from your albums, scratching at his cheek. Eddie nodded hard, his voice loud and eager. “You’re right! That was me! I’m Eddie! I’m your biggest fan I- I’ve been to every show!!! Thank you so much! You’re the pretty one!” He hopes that last one was okay, swallowing a lot of spit as it blurts out. After he tried to cram every thought into his small one on one time with you. Nervous, but you making him higher than any drug in his stash back home would do to him.

But you keep smiling at him, and his breath stops, as you lean over, and so tenderly play with his hair. “Don’t put yourself down pretty boy. You’re beautiful Eddie!” Your fingers are still teasing the roots in his hair and Eddie just about melts. It felt so good. Eddie couldn’t remember the last time someone played with his hair, someone touched him like this. And you’re touching him! You! Trying with near pain not to close his eyes from your caress, your petting, because he wanted to watch you holding him so fondly!

You sign the little autograph book Eddie can barely keep a hold of, that’d he’d almost forgotten about, and he’s thanking you over and over, just word vomiting about how he’s been following your music since day one, how much he worships it! Mentioning an underground concert basement he saw you play in, which he sees your body light up at, knowing it was one of your very first professional gigs. While you keep on signing.

But then you take his hands, cooing audibly over his rings, before letting your fingertips play over them, up to his own pads. “These are guitar players hands, right Eddie?”

Eddie nods, eagerly informing you all about the model he plays, knees trembling as you’re holding his hands. His eyes flitting between how beautiful you are this close, and what you’re writing into his skin, as you take the pen cap lid between your dark lipstick, and focus on his hand. He swears he’ll get it tattooed. Whatever it is, as soon as he’s home.

Eddie looks as you finally (unfortunately) let him go. It’s not only your autograph on his skin, but some random word. Fleeting panic bubbles up in Eddie for a second, was he supposed to understand some kind of reference? But you explained straight away, “It’s a password.” You had leant in to whisper, ducking your hand and your mouth under those pretty curls to press your cheek to his ear. Giving you two some privacy. “Give it to a backstage manager before the show. But don’t worry, I’ll still remember you again, like I did today.” When you finally leant back, you winked at Eddie. A few fans behind you screaming into his ears at the display. But almost like only you and Eddie existed, you stroked those gorgeous curls you couldn’t believe you’d only seen today, knowing you wouldn’t forget them now you had been so blessed.

Eddie can barely nod, his hands gently holding onto yours as it starts to softly slip out his grip. His eyes as wide as his lips were thick, mouth on the floor as Eddie watched you slink away. Not taking your affectionate eyes off of his until the final second, where you put your shades back on, and turned around to sign one more picture. Before ultimately waving to everyone, and heading inside. Disappearing from public view, behind heavy doors, and butch security.

Eddie’s puppy eyes could finally leave you, head slowly creaking down to his hand that was just trembling. Especially as he looked and saw the black ink still there. That just really happened... Now Eddie wasn’t running to get to his front row place through the auditorium’s doors. He was running to any stage door, any, so he could obey you. To see why you gave him this password and why you wanted to see him! And so, just like you wanted, he could go follow his star...

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lavendersartistry · 1 month

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Alright everyone, time for some quick KoiRite fun facts/lore:

Space Riders AU - @onyxonline

Her space suit has inspiration from T'Challa's suit, just with more rose gold (it does have the emotes like Z and CatNap)

She's good friends with Bolt and they train together

She's a solo Space Rider and prefers it

Despite being the middle child, Koi is actually in line for the throne

She fluently speaks Xhosa and Zulu

She has the resting bitch face and her side eye is dangerous (she means well, promise)

Her home is also protected from the Prototype and its cult

Koi is canonically sapphic + bigender (She/He)

She's the mom friend to any crew

Koi has some success in reforming cult leaders from the red smoke

Koi has a bit of a hard time letting loose, but softens up when it comes to Eve

She is highly aware of people from different planets taking a romantic interest in her

Koi also has lunar powers like CatNap but more focused on the moon phases

Inspiration: Vi (Arcane), T'Challa (Black Panther), Shuri (Black Panther), Yelan (Genshin Impact)

She has no pendant, but a type of choker with a panther tooth instead

#queen card | tis the chess #smiling critters #smiling critters au #space riders au #Space Riders AU - onyxonline au #smiling critters oc #KoiRite #KoiRite - space riders au #here ya go simps #more koi lore #time to get started on her planet lore

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