Anytime Jaha Speaks
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When you order three pizzas and the delivery guy asks where the party is at, but it is just you
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When you meet a French Hottie and try to use your high school french
What I think I sound like
What I actually sound like
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When you wake up the morning after a one night stand, and they want to cuddle but you want to get the hell out of there
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When I’m trying to eat all of my food, and the waitress warns me that most guys can’t finish it
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When you pocket all of the toiletries, toilet paper, and batteries before leaving the hotel
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When you’ve been talking to someone for a while, and finally realize they’re hitting on you
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When its super late and you can’t turn off tumblr, but nothing new is coming up on your dashboard when you hit refresh
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When I skip my yoga class and instead sit on the couch and rewatch all of the Clexa scenes
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When you make it through a night of period cramps
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When you’re trying to shop, but the dressing room attendant only lets you bring in 6 pieces of clothing
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When another episode of the 100 goes by and Clarke and Lexa still haven’t had sex
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When you’re in an interview, and they ask what your number one strength is
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When two dudes are standing in front of the subway doors and you can’t get on
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When people ask if I have plans for Sunday Brunch
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When you get back from the bar and want to go talk to your roommate about the girl you made out with
But then you hear sex sounds coming from her door
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When someone asks how many slices of pizza I will eat
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