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Continuing in my ‘what if Obi-wan survived the Death Star’ scenarios: imagine old Ben when he figures out that Han and Leia are completely in love with each other.

Like, picture him on a mission with Han and Leia two weeks after the Death Star is destroyed, and at this point, he hasn’t interacted with both of them together very much, and almost immediately after the Falcon takes off, Han and Leia start bickering over how the Falcon isn’t very clean or something small, and at first, he’s just thinking, “well, she was raised as a princess and is probably used to things being neater than this smuggler ship, and he’s got professional pride as a smuggler, and an egocentric one at that, so it’s only natural that this would be an area of contention for them,” and doesn’t think anything of it until Chewie gets up and heads to the hold. Ben goes after to see if Chewie’s alright, having sensed some discomfort in the Wookiee.

When Ben finds Chewie, he basically just says, “yeah, I’m fine, I just need a break from those two and their endless arguments,” and Ben is confused and asks if they argue a lot, causing Chewie to laugh and explain that roughly 68.561% of their interaction is just bickering (Chewie actually got the number from C-3PO, who actually did the math as a point of curiosity). And Obi wan chuckles and says something like, “wow, they bicker like two people completely in love and incapable of showing it,” and then it hits him.

And Ben. Is. Just. Floored. Like, he is completely unsure of what to do. On one hand, he cares about Leia and her happiness and he actually kind of likes Han, and plus, once he starts thinking about him, he realizes that Anakin would probably have liked Han as well. But on the other hand, there is Bail Organa To consider. Bail is of course dead at this point, but Obi-Wan knows that Bail probably would not have approved of his adopted daughter running around with a former pirate and Ben feels that he owes it to his friends memory to at least consider that. Plus, Ben knows from Force Skype that Yoda wanted Leia trained as well or instead of Luke, and while Ben doesn’t think that a romance would necessarily endanger that, Yoda would definitely disagree.

In the end, Obi wan decided not to act and just let things play out on their own, A decision he ultimately regrets when he finds out firsthand exactly how much these to Baker. It gets to the point where he debates breaking the ice with both of them just to see if it would cause them to argue less. At one point, while the Falcon is being pursued by a star destroyer, Han and Leia are arguing about who’s fault it is, the only thing that stops him from spilling the beans is the knowledge that these two would freeze and start making googly eyes at each other which would probably get them all killed if he did so.

Ben gets so frustrated that at one point, he starts venting to Luke about how irritating these two are and how he wishes they would just fess up to their feelings, at which point, sweet, oblivious Luke just goes, “wait, Leia and Han are in love with each other? But they’re always fighting,” and Ben realizes that Luke has a whole lot to learn about more than just being a Jedi. “Yes, Luke, they’re always fighting because they can’t admit it to each other. They’re too proud.” Ben says.

Two days later, Luke asks Ben why can’t they tell Leia and Han that their feelings are both mutual, and Ben explains that it could cause issues if they don’t figure it out for themselves. At which point, R2 whistles something smug sounding, causing 3PO to comment, “I’m sorry, General Kenobi, but R2 is insistently and rather rudely asking about someone called Satine,” which causes Obi-Wan to threaten R2 with a memory wipe and to angrily say, “their father was bad enough about that, I don’t need you to start it up again,” just as Han and Leia walk in, who note Obi-Wan’s use of the word ‘they,’ and long story short, that is the day that Luke and Leia learn that they are twins, and that R2 used to belong to Anakin. It’s also the day that Han gleefully learns that he can irritate Obi-Wan by asking about Satine in response to any and all pointed comments about the Falcon.

#star wars rebels #star wars the clone wars #star wars #rebel alliance #republic #galactic republic #old republic #grand army of the republic #general kenobi #obi wan kenobi #han solo x leia organa #Han solo #leia organa #han and leia #luke skywalker #oblivious Luke #r2d2 #c 3p0 #satine kryze #if Ben had lived #is this a fanfic #if not it needs to be

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They look at each other like there the other person’s home 

#leia organa #han solo #hanleia #han and leia #han x leia #star wars #empire strikes back

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The way Han says, "Leia!" after she frees him from the Carbonite is one of the reasons I spend my nights sobbing into my pillow.

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I doubt there is anything out there but is there a fandom discord listing? I’m in some very niche fandoms such as Warehouse 13 and specific fandom shipping for certain shows/books etc

Anyone have any idea?

#fandom discord #warehouse 13 discord #rumbelle discord #once upon a time discord

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#Natalie as jane is beautiful #why am I all of a sudden super attracted to Jane Foster aka Natalie Portman

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#friends who judge together stay together

#thor love and thunder #valkyrie #king valkyrie #jane foster #mighty thor #tessa thompson #natalie portman #Tessa and Natalie are Valkyrie and Jane #Tessa and Natalie are goals #Val and Jane are also goals

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FOAMING AT THE MOUTH.

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What’s writing, you know? What does writing actually mean?

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This better be the first scene of Stranger Things Season 5

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SOMETIMES tiktok is good

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the special relationship is as strong as ever, lads

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cis lgb Americans keep saying “they’re coming for us next!!” in regards to the current political climate as if the republicans didn’t introduce over 300 anti-trans bills this past legislative session, many of which passed, including the forcible detransitioning of all trans youth in alabama. like huh?? you are not good trans allies.

the current political climate is possible because republicans made trans people a “wedge issue” and cis people haven’t been fighting with us for the last 5 years while states decimate trans rights

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CARRIE FISHER AS LEIA ORGANA STAR WARS: EPISODE IV - A NEW HOPE (1977)

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Carrie Fisher as Princess Leia Organa Star Wars: A New Hope, 1977 dir. George Lucas

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Iman Vellani as Kamala Khan in Ms. Marvel Costume design by Arjun Bhasin

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Behind the Scenes of Obi-Wan Kenobi

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no such thing as wasting your 20s your 20s are for recovering from whatever the fuck happened to you as a kid so that youre ready to get weird with it in your 30s