aizawaxhappiness

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Aizawa: I’m dad inside.

Aizawa: I meant dead.

Aizawa: No I didn’t.

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Bakugo: Shit, I need a new burner.

Izuku, hands him a cell phone: I recommend this one. It’s untraceable.

Bakugo:

Bakugo: I need a new burner for the stove, Deku.

Izuku:…Oh.

Bakugo:…What do you do when you’re gone at night?

Izuku: Nothing you should worry about.

Bakugo:

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Shouta: [hears a noise] Whos there?!

Hizashi: Shouta-

Shouta: I'M SHOUTA, YOU FUCKING LIAR!

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Izuku: Kacchan is a great hero and I know that one day, he will be a great man.

Bakugo:

Bakugo: ‘I’ll BE a great man’?

Izuku: What?

Bakugo: I’m not one now?

Izuku: I-What?

Bakugo: Well, I guess one day, I will be a better person because RIGHT NOW, I’M FUCKING SCUM!

Izuku:

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Koda: Don't go there

Jirou: Why?

Koda: I saw a spider

Jirou: Well did you kill it?

Koda: It has 8 arms and I only have 2 it's not fair...

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Izuku: *goes to pick something up and merely succeeds in knocking it over*

Izuku: *starring forlornly at said object*

Kirishima, who has watching this whole thing transpire: bro? Bro, you good?

Izuku: it’s fine, it’s just that life is pointless and we’re all going to die one day.

Kirishima:

Kaminari:

Tokoyami: wise words

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Uraraka: you see; I hate using my signals. Because my first thought is always just, “they don’t need to know my business!”

Uraraka: but I will also always use my signal when driving, because I am a stickler for the rules of the road.

Uraraka: we’ll. Unless I’m in a car chase, but I hope not to be in one of those for at least a little while!

Uraraka: it’s not never on the table, but hopefully not for a while!

Mic:

Aizawa:

Midnight:

Snipe:

All might:

Mic: I’d… prefer that you didn’t at all?

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Judge: Your sentence is 68 years in prison

Kaminari *whispers something to lawyer*

Lawyer: ...Your Honor, my client respectfully asks that you add another year to his sentence

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Mitsuki: Kirishimas eyes are brown, right?

Katsuki: No. They’re bright red with flecks of maroon when the light hits them just right.

Mitsuki: And when was the last time he smiled?

Katsuki: Last night at 11:30 p.m. when he laughed at something Kaminari said.

Mitsuki: What’s his favorite animal?

Katsuki: Red pandas, because they’re really cute and soft, even though them being endangered makes him sad

Mitsuki: Uh-huh. And when’s my birthday?

Katsuki:

Mitsuki: When’s my birthday, Katsuki.

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Aizawa: Oh, so what, only roosters are allowed to start the day by screaming?

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i wrote a stranger things fanfic!!!!!!!! (heed the tags/trigger warnings)

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*Todoroki's helping Kirishima out after they get injured, while the others are watching*

Midoriya: How does Kirishima look?

Bakugo: A little better than you, actually.

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Todoroki: Hey, where’s Bakugo?

Izuku: He was grumpy about being here at the beach so gave him a shovel to make a sandcastle. He likes those.

Todoroki: He likes what-

Izuku: Actually, it’s been a while. Where is he-What in the world?

Bakugo, standing over everyone on a giant sandcastle: KICK SPARKY IN THE HOLE!!

Kirishima: Got it man!

Kaminari, falls into a sand grave: AHH!

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Aizawa: Why is Todoroki crying on the floor?  Iida: He took one of those 'what person are you?' quizzes.  Aizawa: And?  Iida: He got Endeavor. Bakugo: *DEMONIC LAUGHTER*

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Mic nation... it's been too long. Have the birthday boy.

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the first time she called him dad

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the first time she called him dad

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