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Emily: You ever see something that changes your life and you're just like "huh.."

JJ: I saw you.

Emily: Honestly that's so cute and sweet but it kinda makes this awkward because I was gonna show you a picture of Derek in a turkey costume.

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Emily: Being gay isn't a choice.

Emily, holding JJ's hand like a trophy: It's a game and I'm winning.

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Reid: You shouldn't be using a straw.

Emily: I know, I know, it's bad for the environment and stuff.

Reid: Yeah, but I mean... it's a weird way to eat spaghetti.

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Reid: My favourite outdoor activity is going back inside.

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Hotch: We call that a traumatic experience.

Hotch, turning to Derek: Not a "bruh moment".

Hotch, turning to JJ: Not "sadge".

Hotch, turning to Emily: And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO".

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[amybaulover]

Unsub: I have one of your children

Hotch: which one I have many

Unsub: loud, annoying, angry kid who never shut up

Hotch: which one I have many

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JJ: I just walked into a bar and someone yelled dibs

Emily: hoLY SHIt DEREK I'M AT A BAR AND SOME HoT GIRL WALKED IN and I YELLED DIBS-

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Penelope: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon? 

Emiy: I'm a knife. 

JJ, from across the room: She's the little spoon.

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Penelope: Would you rather stab Morgan or...

Emily: Stab him.

Penelope: I didn't even get to...

Emily: Stab him.

Derek: ...

Derek: I'm feeling a little unsafe.

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Emily: you know u cant really make everyone love you, you're not JJ

Derek: not everyone loves JJ thou-

Emily: who doesnt? give me names

Derek: i just-

Emily, pulling out a baseball bat: NOW

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Hotch: Do you know the best way to respond to conflict?

Reid: With tears?

Hotch: No.

Reid: *tears up*

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Hotch: Why is Emily curled up in a ball on the floor sobbing?

Reid: She’s drunk.

Hotch: And?

Derek: And she heard that JJ is married.

Hotch: ...

Hotch: We’re literally at their wedding reception right now.

Penelope, sighing: We know.

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Emily: Have I ever put us in a dangerous situation?

Hotch: Literally all the time.

Emily: Exactly, so you should be used to it.

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Emily: I think it’s time I get my life in order.

Penelope, narrating: But she did not get her life in order. In fact, she got drunk last night and fought a raccoon.

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Hotch: it's too quiet

*something breaks in the distance and someone screams*

Emily and Derek running in: Hotch!!

Hotch: there it is

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Rossi: How is everyone doing?

Emily: Im breathing.

Rossi: Setting the bar pretty low, huh?

Emily: Well, it’s more than Reid.

Reid, having a panic attack: Honestly, fuck you.

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Hotch: *sneezes*

Emily: bless you

JJ: *sneezes*

Emily: JJ are you okay? Are you sick? Here take my jacket. Let me get you a blanket. Do you want anything? Soup? Tea? Medication?

Derek: *sneezes*

Emily: shut the fuck up dumbass!!!

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