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A List of Reasons We Should Be Allowed to Switch Kaitlyn & Ryan in the Last Three Chapters

RYLAN RYLAN RYLAN RYLAN RYLAN RYLA-

Kaitlyn bypassing the option to pull the knife out at all because she has first aid training and wouldn't even consider it

Ryan asking for the silver shell from Abi before going to the scrapyard because tbh it's weird that Kaitlyn didn't in the first place, so??? So if we're switching them anyway might as well make that an option

The chance to kill Silas in the scrapyard? So that instead of Chris & Ryan having the Mutually Exclusive Party Members narrative, Ryan gets a chance to save him but only if he thinks rationally and agrees to let Kaitlyn go with Laura since Kaitlyn will have the ability to actually objectively judge the situation unlike him & Laura 👀

RYLAN RYLAN RY-

Kaitlyn and Laura hanging out for 2-3 chapters. Let Laura talk to a another female character for more than half a second!

The scene we'd get if Ryan went to the scrapyard with Infected!Dylan??? Him telling Kaitlyn to run is already one of the best scenes in the game, imagine him and Ryan after Ryan's had a short segment of deciding not to shoot Silas (because Ryan/first time players wouldn't know what wolf it was)- and going to find Dylan only for him to warn Ryan away before turning??? Or if Ryan does shoot Silas it cuts to Dylan in the crane suddenly regaining his normal color and the tension just drains out of him and he's like "hmmm. interesting"

Ryan talking about his feelings of hurt and fear and betrayal with someone he trusts

RYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

#!!! #the quarry #q

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THE QUARRY (2022) dev. Supermassive Games

#the hatred I have for this woman is limitless #r o t bitch #...but also like. props to the actress and devs bc the emphasis/lipsync on the word motherfucker is beautiful #the quarry #q

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“You’ve gotta respect the bit. You don’t have to like it, but you’ve got to respect it.”

- A player in response to the GM’s creepily-accurately-voiced Mickey Mouse eldritch horror

#laugh tag #dnd #q

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you mean TO TELL ME i have to WRITE my OWN FANFIC?!?!?!?!

#me #q

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reading fics where people describe Dylan with slim/dainty features when he's literally shaped like the elongated Roblox avatars

This is our man. Accept him for who he is

#LEGIT #laugh tag #dylan lenivy #the quarry #q

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Check it out! Abi's tattoo!! It's so pretty! 😍

(The offical game renders and original tattoo design provided by the Character Art team over at Supermassive and 2K)

#oooh I love #abigail hobbs #the quarry #ref #q

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First Encounter

#SHUT UP THIS IS SO CUTE #the quarry #dylan x ryan #q #art

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it always hurts at the end.

#OH YM GOD #this was half loaded and super pixely and I thought 'if that's sumo's tag at the end I'm gonna lose it' AND THEN #dbh fandom loves pain so much #detroit become human #art #q

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Look, we joke a lot, but really, "you were born evil, wretched, worse than the scum of the earth, and it took killing a god to make you salvageable, so now you'd better be grateful to that god and thank him 10,000 times a day for it and fill your thoughts with him 24/7 and abide by the letter of his every word, lest you suffer unimaginable torture for all of eternity" is a truly horrendous thing to believe about yourself and other people

#louder op #LOUDER #salt #q

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therapists saying you're surprisingly self aware is like being called a pleasure to have in class for adults

#hearing this dealt me -500 mental damage #like. yes ty doc I am aware of the problems now how do I SOLVE THEM #sasdkjlgkjlfghlgkh #me #q

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Fanfic tiktok is wild... I see so many people saying shit like "I could never read anything below 60k!!", or "What story can you even tell in under 5k words?" or "A oneshot below 10k isn't even a story!" or "I always filter completed fics by 100k< only!"

And I'm like...

A) which fandoms are you reading fics for where you have this kind of offerings on the regular?

B) have you heard of short stories? If you truly think every story NEEDS to be longform to connect with people, I sincerely feel sorry for you.

C) Average novel length is between 50k to 100k. I'm sorry, but CONSISTENTLY demanding fic writers to push out fics of that length is insane. Just think about it: YOU DEMAND AUTHORS TO PUT OUT FICS THAT COMPARE TO COMMERCIAL NOVELS IN LENGTH (AND QUALITY) AS A BASELINE.

Yall are wilding.

#the last part lmfao #real #ao3 #q

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the narrative: *starts the third act by repeating a scene from the first act but now it has a totally different context*

me: ohoHOhohoHOHOhoHO

#this will never get old to me #I will do this over and over and over and over and over and o #and I'm NOT SORRY #tropes #writing #me #q

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Uhhh …

have a shitty drawing

#this is so real tho #go off op #the quarry #ryan erzahler #art #q

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you can literally say anything to men, it doesn’t matter

#emma mountebank #I'm sorry this just has her energy so much #q

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Dear professor this assignment did not nourish my fundamentally curious soul so i did not do it No penalty full 100 points please Goodbye!

#me when the FDA's fake quota bullshit cut me off ritalin cold fucking turkey #I did not. in fact. get 100 pts #I got a bombed gpa actually ahahaha.. ha..haha....haaaa #me #q

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this this this

#SLAMS REBLOG #I HATE IT!!!!! IT'S TERRIBLE!!!!

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You know Dylan drags Ryan outside to look at eclipses and meteor showers and all that kind of shit, like he gets alerts from the NASA app and everything and Ryan is like “wow. amazing. I’m going back inside now.” but he actually loves it.

#I'm both of them askdfjkfjgglk #obsessed with it! but also when it's over I'm leaving. bye. #laugh tag #dylan x ryan