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[another-anonymous-idiot]

To a homophobe, even the most chaste kiss on the cheek between gay people is exactly as disgusting and degenerate as a hardcore BDSM orgy hosted in the town square, so you may as well ally with the BDSM orgy enthusiasts to throw bricks at the cops who are going to try and arrest all of you together anyway.

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reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

[another-anonymous-idiot]

In a happier universe:

LXC: Ghosip is forbidden in Could Recess.

JC: *sips tea, nodding*

LXC: However, we are currently in Lotus Pier, therefore I could do nothing to stop you from... sharing pertinent information on the affairs of Sect Leader Yao.

JC: The tax evasion or the butcher's daughter?

-.-.-.-.-

WWX: ...and THEN, Jin Ling shoved the flowers in Sizhui's hands and RAN.

LWJ: Lying is forbidden in Could Recess.

WWX: I'm not lying, Lan Zhan! He was shaking! I was right next to them behind that tree and I still couldn't understand what he was trying to tell our son. Jingyi had to run after the young mistress to comfort him.

LWJ: *judgmental hm*

So relatable!! 😂🥲💔

#hanguang jun #jiang cheng #jiang wanyin #lan huan #lan shizui #lan xichen #lan wangji #the untamed

[another-anonymous-idiot]

Eating bread with olive oil and honey because I was too lazy to cook while writing an essay on Sapho.

i’m starting a collection

[another-anonymous-idiot]

Intercepted some ghost gossip.

Do other writers ever get this like, hyper-specific dialogue exchange drop into their brains and you know exactly where these character are standing and what they’re doing and how they’re saying these words but that’s all you get. You don’t have much other context and this specific moment that exists only at this time in your headspace??

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random person: The Yiling Laozu killed all these people!

Wwx: *Looks at Wangji*

Lwj: *Shakes his head*

Wwx: Why I would NEVER-

random person: this puppet/corpse tried to kill us this is the work of the evil yiling laozu he is trying to kill us

wei ying: nu uh! if it where me you’d already be dead! i’m better than that!

[another-anonymous-idiot]

Lol fun fact, what people are calling media literacy is straight up Literary Analysis. When we wrote analytical, critical, or cooperative essays that's what we were doing. I understand the general hate towards highschool as an institution, but it did cover some important basics.

“we need to teach media literacy in schools” guys was i really the only person paying attention in english class bffr

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Fr fr and even in the first pages he's like "Sure I've committed atrocities beyond your comprehension, but I'd never do THAT" and "that" is just some basic petty bullshit.

it’s kinda funny how much the untamed tones down wei wuxian’s evil era. after watching the show i was like “wei ying has never done anything wrong in his life!!” and then i read the novel and was like “damn, my boy lan zhan is into some freaky ass shit if he still fucks with this bitch”

#mdzs #the untamed #wei wuxian #lan wangji

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Ok but Wei Wuxian would jump Phayu's bones. A taciturn, insanely competent, brat tamer. If he wasn't so devoted to Lan Zhan, he would be ON. THAT. MAN.

And Rain and Jiang Cheng would definitely get along. Jiang Cheng is basically Sky with a sword and Rain is Wei Wuxian without baggage. I don't think Lan Zhan would survive them getting along though.

so I am thinking of doing a IDK know if it's crack or crack adjacent fic.

The idea is that Rain from love in the air is a huge fan of everything MDZS. He has consumed all the things and Constantly watched the series the Untamed on repeat. He even writes fan fiction.

Then somehow him and Wei Wuxian gets switched.

Yes this all came about by a half asleep me who suddenly had Rain and Jiang Cheng walking along instead of Wei Ying. Then laughing about it with a friend started a what if brain storm.

#love in the air #phayurain #the untamed #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #lan zhan

[another-anonymous-idiot]

Imagine your first instinct being shitting on something that brings someone else joy and hurts no one. How miserable.

you will mention your favorite color is yellow and people will be practically jumping at the chance to let you know how hideous it is to them. just SALIVATING to look you in the eye and tell you it’s fucking ugly. like man what do you want and expect me to do here. change my mind? i have to laugh

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[another-anonymous-idiot]

You are a villain making your speech at the captured heros. Turn them to your side.

Public speaking is actually really easy if you don't respect a single soul in that room. I've had an incredibly easy time delivering speeches when I hated everybody I saw and they all thought I did amazing because my disdain was read as confidence. I don't have any tips for you I'm just telling you a fact

[another-anonymous-idiot]

Okay, but like:

Wei Wuxian - Fuck around and find out (joyful)

Lan Wangji - Fuck around and find out (threatening)

#mdzs #lan wangji #wei wuxian #wangxian #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #the untamed

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i am begging you all to stop treating this site like instagram if you dont want it to be content free by next year

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"Husk would be jealous of Angel's work-" Nah bro this is the vibe

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Also shout-out for showcasing both physical and mental disabilities! And being generally chill about it!

shout out to leigh bardugo for creating a disabled character who can be described as "he doesn't let his disability stop him from achieving what he wants (threat)"

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A trope that gets to me: 'guard dog' character and their partner who are both fully aware of it and honestly don't care/kind of like it. Someone says "call your guard dog off" and their partner does call them off. That person, their 'guard dog', is someone who is unreservedly, irrefutably loyal to them. Someone undoubtedly dangerous who is willing to kill, to maim, to obey, simply because of their love for one another. There's no manipulation involved— it is loyalty, brutal, dogged loyalty. And it goes both ways.