ask-slaanesh

[ask-slaanesh]

“Your psychic death scream resolved itself within your legion in an absolutely fascinating manner. It’s like the Red Thirst taken up to eleven and blended thoroughly with daddy issues and a brother complex except they still have that, too. That’s worse as well.”

Hey father do you ever regret stuff you did to prospero and Uncle

“Regret? No. I am neither the judge, nor the jury. I am the executioner. I did what I had to do”

#i got to dissect some #for science #geneseed #third legion problems #only it's actually #ninth legion problems #me #i am the problem #that was fun #red thirst #black rage #sanguinius #blood angels #they fit the name better now

[ask-slaanesh]

(all good, I won’t tag you in it again. and maybe blacklist my (#incest best cest) tag haha)

I just want to remind everyone that the Anathema is taller than all the primarchs

@asksanguinius40k @ask-lorgar-aurelian @askkonradcurze

Besides, all them daddy issues and you don’t even consider daddy kink? For shame. Although I guess height is a choice for them… But they really do fit all your categories, Sanguinius!

#asksanguinius40k #(not slaanesh)

[ask-slaanesh]

(ooh yea shit soz bro I was just trolling my bad)

I just want to remind everyone that the Anathema is taller than all the primarchs

@asksanguinius40k @ask-lorgar-aurelian @askkonradcurze

Besides, all them daddy issues and you don’t even consider daddy kink? For shame. Although I guess height is a choice for them… But they really do fit all your categories, Sanguinius!

#(not slaanesh) #(soz my bad) #(tone did not convey) #(whoops)

[ask-slaanesh]

So unnecessarily discerning with your sexual partners. Tut tut, you silly goose.

I just want to remind everyone that the Anathema is taller than all the primarchs

@asksanguinius40k @ask-lorgar-aurelian @askkonradcurze

Besides, all them daddy issues and you don’t even consider daddy kink? For shame. Although I guess height is a choice for them… But they really do fit all your categories, Sanguinius!

#(i'm so sorry. ish. haha) #incest best cest #slaanesh disapproves #the primordial truth #sanguinius

[ask-slaanesh]

I just want to remind everyone that the Anathema is taller than all the primarchs

@asksanguinius40k @ask-lorgar-aurelian @askkonradcurze

Besides, all them daddy issues and you don’t even consider daddy kink? For shame. Although I guess height is a choice for them... But they really do fit all your categories, Sanguinius!

#all the daddy issues #like #so much #the anathema #the primarchs #incest best cest #daddy kink #lol #slaanesh approves #i'm halping #haha #i'm almost tempted to change ships #but no #i can resist #corax/curze #ship of the day #still #(i am so sorry. ish. haha) #announcements from the warp #the primordial truth

[ask-slaanesh]

The Anathema.

@asksanguinius40k

OK now what's you thoughts on your brother the primarch of the Space Wolves leman Russ

“hmm. egotistical… hotheaded… aggressive… petulant… smells funny…. cant hold his alcohol… should i keep going?” 

“he is what father made him to be. although he is a little dim-witted but i guess that would be required as an executioner shouldn’t feel remorse for those sent to his block..”

#(ngl i'm just trolling at this point) #(but still) #incest best cest #boom #the anathema #the primarchs #heh #slaanesh approves #fulgrim #fulgrim is pretty and my fave #is there anyone more extra #i don't think so #and if there is #he's just gonna have to work harder

[ask-slaanesh]

So I would just like to lay claim on all waterbenders.

can waterbenders bend oil can earthbenders bend glass can airbenders bend sound can firebenders bend mixtapes

#slaanesh approves #lube #lube is good #haha #silicone is better if you don't mind the clean up though #XD #announcements from the warp

[ask-slaanesh]

You can try, my little bat boy. Should be entertaining uwu

And guess what? I’ve already found fic. You’re so cute.

Thanks @nightshade-victorian for writing it three years ago. It’s the top result on google.

http://nightshade-victorian.tumblr.com/post/74436911233/light-in-the-darkness-fanfiction-friday

But you and Corax are so perfect for each other! You can sit in the dark being moody together!

Silence. *stab*

#slaanesh approves #nightshade-victorian #konrad curze #corax/curze #i ship it #ship of the day #fanfiction

[ask-slaanesh]

I ship it. Corax/Curze is my OTP of the day.

But you and Corax are so perfect for each other! You can sit in the dark being moody together!

Silence. *stab*

#now i just have to search for fic #corvus corax #konrad curze #corax/curze #it's apparently a popular tag? #:3 #all things are shippable #especially #the primarchs #ship of the day #announcements from the warp #fanfiction #i have a mighty need #slaanesh approves

[ask-slaanesh]

I mean, he’s not wrong. It was only technically a sword. And the death he died was only little.

Morty, help me. The images from that last thing Lorgar said are going to make me sick.

#konrad curze #roboute guillimen #askthelordofultramar #slaanesh approves #fulgrim

[ask-slaanesh]

That’s why you died a virgin even though she was totally into you.

" hey Lorgar, remember when dad almost made of God of unbelief ?" - sanginius

“he has been and never will be a god….. he is a man. nothing more but now a lot less… he is a corpse on a throne and will soon be ash upon the winds of terra!”

#i'm not surprised #haha #all good #just embracing the character #argel tal #ot3 is dying #sad sad sad #these stupid #repressed emos #hot #but such a waste #the primordial truth

[ask-slaanesh]

A not-insignificant portion of your legion already does, my dear.

It’s really boring— all they do is run around and yell and then angst after killing things. It’s like they don’t even know how to enjoy themselves. I mean, I guess you could challenge them to a death match instead if that’s what you want.

I’m fine with that, too, just so you know. So long as you all do it Naked But For A Loincloth(TM).

" hey Lorgar, remember when dad almost made of God of unbelief ?" - sanginius

“he has been and never will be a god….. he is a man. nothing more but now a lot less… he is a corpse on a throne and will soon be ash upon the winds of terra!”

#lorgar aurelian #don't be boring #i'd be really disappointed #naked but for a loincloth #✧*｡٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و✧*｡ #the primordial truth #serve your gods

[ask-slaanesh]

I would like another primarch, yes. And you’re friends with Fulgrim, too! I’m sure you can both have a ~lot~ of fun together :3

Although that is some shameless cockblocking. And I thought Cyrene was dating Argel Tal.........

@ask-lorgar-aurelian @ask-cyrene-valantion @askargeltal If you wanna show your dedication, I think it’s time for a threesome~ ✧*｡٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و✧*｡

" hey Lorgar, remember when dad almost made of God of unbelief ?" - sanginius

“he has been and never will be a god….. he is a man. nothing more but now a lot less… he is a corpse on a throne and will soon be ash upon the winds of terra!”

#✧*｡٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و✧*｡ #konrad curze #one of us #one of us one of us #the primordial truth #cyrene valantion #lorgar aurelian #argel tal #threesome #ot3 #best ot #i ship it

[ask-slaanesh]

You are not wrong but Mass Effect is pretty tame, darling. There is very little that is extreme about it. And that little bit of extreme are the ship wars that wage. Hm... time to find myself some fanfic...

Might I recommend some mass effect, also I derped earlier and put myself anon. Hi I'm the Mago

Hello, little techpriest, so good of you to clarify… Also, why would I seek to destroy humanity’s existential threats when I am one of them.

#all things are shippable #mass effect #ship wars #fanfiction #no shepard without vakarian #to the extreme #heh #the primordial truth #slaanesh approves

[ask-slaanesh]

That's Khorne.

Might I recommend some mass effect, also I derped earlier and put myself anon. Hi I'm the Mago

Hello, little techpriest, so good of you to clarify… Also, why would I seek to destroy humanity’s existential threats when I am one of them.

#khorne #he's the one you want for that #my bros #chaos gods #the primordial truth #announcements from the warp

[ask-slaanesh]

Might I recommend some mass effect, also I derped earlier and put myself anon. Hi I'm the Mago

Hello, little techpriest, so good of you to clarify... Also, why would I seek to destroy humanity’s existential threats when I am one of them.

#magos kelborne #prayers from cultists #slaanesh approves

[ask-slaanesh]

Hey Prince, How's your day? -Mago Kelborne

Vaguely boring. I may do something drastic to remedy that some time soon. Do you have any suggestions?

#magos kelborne #anon beseeches perfection #prayers from cultists