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... sooo... I'm trash for big monsters... I caved and made OCs for @semisolidmind 's Fuwa Fuwa Pandemic

It's a work in progress, I just wanted to draw pretty fat tiger man honestly

#you can tell I draw mostly monsters and such #because I cannot draw humans for the life of me #it's 2am help #bawco's monthly shitpost #monster boyfriend #monster girlfriend #polyamory #art #ocs #trans #<= that's Elliot because I am projecting #fuwa fuwa pandemic

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Excuse me cause I'm going to go on a wee rant, but it really REALLY annoys me when people complain about Silver's design. The amount of people who have a problem with him being fat is just... astounding. Not naming names but I even heard someone call him 'grotesque'.

Like oh no... does the fictional cartoon old disabled person who works with food not fit your beauty standards... That's so sad... /s

#I just... no? #fat characters are not immediately gross #stop insulting our space dad he's doing his BEST #bawco's monthly shitpost #✨bawco is hyperfixating✨ #treasure planet #long john silver #john silver #do they ever actually use his first name in film? #they don't right? #I'm not just going insane? #... rather #more insane?*

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I don't know what it is but Alex Hirsch and Thomas Sanders just feel like the same entity to me. I don't know if it's the sense of humour or what but I'm fully convinced they're either both the same alien race from a planet of gold or two simultaneous vessels for the same god of chaos. Anyway I wholeheartedly accept them as our world leaders either way

#bawco's monthly shitpost #thomas sanders #sander sides #alex hirsch #gravity falls #I don't know anymore y'all

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What he says: I'm fine

What he's thinking: A common criticism of Treasure Planet is saying Morph is just there for marketable purposes, but the existence of Morph, and Silver's explanation as to why he has him, implies that Silver is a smol lil guy hoarder and no one is surprised when he starts getting attached to Jim because it's completely in character for him to get emotionally attached to weaker creatures despite his tough guy persona. He's worried the crew will disown him for this weak spot but by now they just roll their eyes because oh look, the captain has a new hyperfixation, wonder how long it'll take for this one to join the collection. Anyway in this essay I will--

#Silver in the modern world would absolutely hoard chihuahuas and you know it #“Scroop I am not obsessed” #“you have a problem” #“no--” #“captain you alwaysss hoard little animals you're fooling no one” #“I'm tough” #“I know captain” #the fact Scroop is less interested in the fact he's gotten attached to Jim #and more about the fact his attachment to Jim might disrupt their plans #it just convinces me this is not the first time this has happened #maybe the first time he's adopted a child though #treasure planet #disney #john silver #jim hawkins #morph #mr scroop

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Me, laying comfortably in bed:

Me, feeling the slightest brush of hair/wind against my face: *sitting bolt upright*

The hanging balloons have come

#junji ito you wretched goblin #you've ruined me #<= affectionate #I sleep in a room with no ventilation #my bed is next to the window #so if I don't wanna melt like ice cream then I need to keep said window open #problem is #I'm a Junji Ito fan #I hate those balloons #I hate them so so much #bawco's monthly shitpost #junji ito #junji itō #hanging balloon #japanese tales of the macabre #why did THIS have to be my first experience with Junji Ito #why couldn't it have been #human chair #smh

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Well this certainly aged... interestingly

Me, having the day of all time: oh what a dandy little bumblebee, I sure hope it's butt is all I think of for the next 24 hours--

My brain: hey if Old Child is supposedly the reason for all vampire stereotypes then that implies he started the lack of reflection myth by avoiding looking in the mirror, most likely because he didn't want to be reminded of what happened to the real Hugh or look at himself in Hugh's body lol

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This is legit scary. Marsha Blackburn is openly admitting that her bill KOSA will be used to drive trans people off the internet.

But Democrats are lining up to support it, and LGBTQIA+ orgs have dropped their opposition. WTF WTF WTF

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reblog to scare the aphobes

#support a kids today! #out of context that just sounds like I'm really bad at English #either that or Mario

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Oh I never noticed that!! That certainly saves me alot of distress over the silly goth toddler

Me, having the day of all time: oh what a dandy little bumblebee, I sure hope it's butt is all I think of for the next 24 hours--

My brain: hey if Old Child is supposedly the reason for all vampire stereotypes then that implies he started the lack of reflection myth by avoiding looking in the mirror, most likely because he didn't want to be reminded of what happened to the real Hugh or look at himself in Hugh's body lol

#though in that second image is Lily hypothetically flapping his wings or is his reflection just a butterfly floating in mid air #because the image of the latter is SENDING me

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Me, having the day of all time: oh what a dandy little bumblebee, I sure hope it's butt is all I think of for the next 24 hours--

My brain: hey if Old Child is supposedly the reason for all vampire stereotypes then that implies he started the lack of reflection myth by avoiding looking in the mirror, most likely because he didn't want to be reminded of what happened to the real Hugh or look at himself in Hugh's body lol

#I'm going to set something on fire /j #Algernon honey I am so so sorry that is so fucked #I'm losing my mind I will protect this bat at all costs #also irrelevant but y'all notice how people hate Hugh for being a traitor but validate Lily being a traitor #how much do y'all wanna bet that's cause they can simp for Lily? #Algernon (Hugh) is best boy and I will die on that hill #bite me #pun intended #bawco's monthly shitpost #servamp #servamp hugh #old child of pride #servamp old child #hugh the dark algernon iii #that name is no longer funny to me

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The massacre in Jenin is horrific but just the sight of bodies being left on the street because no ambulances/paramedics can get to them since Israel has been blocking them from reaching areas of the refugee camp…yeah there aren’t any words. Literally what can you even say

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#reblogging again

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I'M THE BAT DIETY AW YISS

here's a random word generator--whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of

#I would 100% take the form of a giant gothic demon bat #with lil bats flying all around me #little bat boxes sewn into my gothic atire #looking like a gender honestly #and the reason for taking such a dark and badass approach is because I am an awkward little shit weasel who apologises for everything #and who communicates solely in memes #it'd be great looking so cool and acting so soft honestly #that's what I'm getting at

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This is the first use of my art degree

#it's so well animated #I can't 😭

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The full list of Bawco's fakemon! Which took an exhausting amount of brainpower!

I think my favourite is Murdecease. It terrifies me to my very core, which probably means I succeeded

Murdecease: a mix of murder and decease, as a reference to it's deathly influence

Skippop: a mixture of skip and hop, because of how it uses it's tail to skip

Suovren: I just thought it'd be funny to spell nervous backwards

Baybit: it was originally going to be Baybutt, like baby and button, but I figured adding butt to the end of a pokemon name was begging for bullies on it

Mogfly: a mixture of moggie and butterfly, while also being a direct reference to Gremlins (1984)

Prospenny: a hybrid of prosperity and penny, to showcase the influence of money in it's exploitation

Embear: a mix of ember and bear

Bearlaze: a mix of bear and blaze, because I am not creative

Infuro: a mixture of inferno and fur, which could also be taken as me directly calling this thing a furry

#bawco's monthly shitpost #pokemon #fakemon #pokemon oc #pokemon scarlet and violet #pokemon scarlet #pokemon violet #art #not good art but still art #murdecease #skippop #suovren #baybit #mogfly #prospenny #embear #bearlaze #infuro

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