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Reasons why the Villagers of Stardew Valley should be fucking terrified of the Farmer

I bet Pierre wrote this. He definitely would.

They can eat food. Forever. Try and beat them in a drinking contest? You'll be getting a new liver and they'll be standing over you with another mug of beer in their hand

They know what you like. Maybe even stuff you didn't know you liked

They do not walk; it's not an option. There is only sprint like the ghost of your past sins are chasing you down

They can appear where they want at will. You'll see them leave town in one direction and appear in the other

Anyone who can single-handedly bring down a corporate entity while seducing all the single young men and women of the town should be respected and feared

They talked to the fucking wizard in the tower. What the fuck.

They can control the weather. Tell them it would be nice to have a summer shower after months of drought? Well guess what happened.

WHERE. DO. THEY. KEEP. FINDING. THE. ARTIFACTS.

WHO'S. BLOOD. IS. THAT.

They made friends with a sewer creature. How did it even get there?

THEIR HORSE CAN ALSO APPEAR AT THEIR WILL WHAT IS THIS SORCERY

Feel free to add to this it's too much fun

#stardew valley #stardew farmer

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This is so dumb lmao

#blue.txt #i drew this bc he made a tiktok esque face and i thought it was funny #my boyfriend out me up to this don't blame me #doctor who #jamie mccrimmon #classic who #classic doctor who #danganronpa #my art

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im creating something evil >:3

#blue.txt

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please? please? please?

#pokemon #giratina

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Day 1 Of Living By The Warrior Code

#i literally think about that all the time #graystripe #warriors #warrior cats

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NSFW

(never safe from Weezer)

#me posting weezer as my song of the day #weezer

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grusha

#grusha pokemon #pokemon scarlet and violet

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You know what really fucking Annoys Me about internet censorship is stuff like swear words being heavily censored because that's entirely an American cultural hangup being forced on the rest of us. I don't know a single country where swearing is as taboo as it is in America. In fact most languages have swear words that would have the same effect on an American as giving a Victorian chimney sweep a pepsi max cherry.

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song of the day today is:

Jacked Up - Weezer

#blue.txt #blue's song of the day #music #weezer #weezer white album

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#wanda maximoff #we're definitely both going to jail

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wait i know why i haven't been able to write anymore of my essay. its because its over 1000 words and normally all my writings personal or otherwise stop around there.

#blue.txt #ohhhh this makes sense now #stupid brain

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so im grinding on an essay but i got sent a text from an unknown number asking "who tf are you" so i responded with "who are /you/" but literally this has shaken me, me heart is beating so hard what the heck

#blue.txt #why do people do this #its been an hour and they haven't said anything so uhh

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live and learn

#this makes me happy #should i have put this on my sonic blog? #spiderman #across the spider verse #sonic adventure 2 #miles morales

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I love the spider mask

#hehehe #spiderman #spiderman 2099 #across the spiderverse #miles morales #miguel o'hara

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wdym an average platonic bond cant be deep and meaningful do none of you remember the power of friendship

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Bothering the beast

#me #animation #cat #cat art