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sir, that’s my emotional support imaginary world

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Saw a post about whether Johnny Bravo would date a trans woman, and now the thought is in my head and I hate being able to picture exactly how that conversation goes, so now I have to write it out.

You ask him, as a hypothetical question. He says he doesn't know what that word means, but you said "women" so now he's interested. No, the other word. He doesn't know what "hypothetical" means. He interrupts your explanation to let you know that sounds boring, he doesn't want to know what "hypothetical" means. What was that other word, you said "women".

You try to explain as simply as you can, being frequently interrupted by reminders that he is uninterested in abstract concepts and unfamiliar terminology. He doesn't know what a chromosome is. He doesn't want to know what a chromosome is. He is unsure how any of this subject is related to the ladies but he's optimistic about it.

After about half an hour, he finishes with asking "ok but what's the difference". After a while of unfruitful back and forth, you understand what he's asking what is the difference to him, how does this distinction affect him and his immediate surroundings. You have no idea how to word this in a way that would be understandable to a gerbil with A1 level english skills.

"If... If trans women are women, there's... More women?"

"More women. Nice. Then let's go with that one."

He walks into the sunset, leaving you unsure whether anything of value was actually achieved. As a matter of fact it feels likely that instead of you enlightening him, he actually managed to make you stupider.

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we really devolved as a society when we stopped using fully painted pictures on romance novels and started using cheap photoshop instead 

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rebloging, cause I got dehydrated crying over this

It shatters my heart that gay people centuries ago lived and died thinking the life they wanted was nothing but an impossible dream, and I’m perpetually heartbroken that very little record of them exists. And while I think about this A LOT, I never really knew how to express it until I stumbled upon that Sappho quote:

“Someone will remember us, I say, even in another time.”

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thots on horses?

I think those are called cowboys

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red alert: I sent a fucking goodnight text

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this is your permission to send me a sexy text

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i feel these needed to be compiled. feel free to add more genre related posts in the notes if you want

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someone vent to me about their love life. mine is super stale and I need the drama

#problems

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moo

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my dumbass read that as tran-shets and was so confused. also: YASSS!!!

I think transhets should be allowed to like being straight

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yes, I'm breadable. cover me in breadcrumbs and dump me in the deep fryer

#food #dumb #kink

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I wish I was people...

“I give x to people” should’ve stopped after like 5 posts

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I ship this

#x men #ship #wolverine #gay

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What's the point of being a boy if you can't even be a girl sometimes.

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priest: do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife

me: i scooby dooby do

priest:

wedding guests:

my wife:

me: babe. please. say something.

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girls like a hot mess...

like I literally spent the evening telling this girl how I live with my parents, how I had a rough breakup that made me give up relationships and how I'm basically a walking red flag and she was like...

yes daddy, mess me up like you did your life

#wtf #confession #fun #oops #hookup #one time at band camp #girls