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c6-skysyzygy · 27 days
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learning that people want you in their lives is a skill you can develop if it does not come naturally
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c6-skysyzygy · 2 months
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me when the fictional male character is a bit of an awkward loser
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c6-skysyzygy · 2 months
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all of tumblr: we fucking hate bots
also tumblr:
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c6-skysyzygy · 2 months
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I would like all Americans (and everyone else) who are excited for the Superbowl to know: Before the actual Superbowl there's a live tournament on TV, here in Germany, called "American Ice Football".
It is exactly what it sounds like: American Football but played on Ice, in shoes with entirely smooth soles.
It's a tournament with 4 teams and they are called Eastside Ossis, Westside Wessis, Northcoast Naughties and Southside Smoothies and it's just hilariously entertaining.
Here's a video to show you how stupid it looks:
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c6-skysyzygy · 2 months
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I am not spiralling, I am just following a suspiciously curved path
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c6-skysyzygy · 2 months
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i like w,hen ......... theres a Big scaresy fantasies beast ok .... and then the big beast has a litter of babies,,,., and the babeis are veryvery small . ok
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c6-skysyzygy · 3 months
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“ugh why is moby-dick so long”
ishmael is telling you a story about how all his friends died and how he was the sole survivor of the disaster, why wouldn't he want to delay getting to that point of the story as long as possible?
the odyssey
the length of the book parallels the long amounts of time that whalers were away from home with long periods of boredom punctuated few and far between by brief bouts of frenzied action
you don't like cetology? whalelore? kys
since when have you ever complained about a dick being long. ungrateful
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c6-skysyzygy · 3 months
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peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it
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c6-skysyzygy · 3 months
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GIRLY JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT CYERCE ELEGANS
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If Cyerce nigricans is a butterfly, then this is a fairy... Cyerce nigricans for comparison:
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c6-skysyzygy · 3 months
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plague doctor types
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c6-skysyzygy · 3 months
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movie vs book (i adore them both) 
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c6-skysyzygy · 4 months
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I’ve been binge watching Love Is War and one of the ongoing bits that’s funny to me is that Ishigami is constantly single and sad about it
and he’s my favorite character so every time he’s like boohoo no one to fall for :( and I’m like yo im right here
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c6-skysyzygy · 4 months
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okay piggybacking off of that previous poll someone else did:
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c6-skysyzygy · 4 months
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c6-skysyzygy · 4 months
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the todd in the shadows debunking is fairly dry because it’s so thorough but that’s what makes it so funny. somerton was so fucking wrong about everything that this random music guy went “hey that’s not right” and just couldn’t stop
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c6-skysyzygy · 4 months
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more zelds
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